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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And time for the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's start off with
an email from my She says, morning, love y'all. Just
a cue A few questions to keep this short, Jenny
and Bailey, I was curious how many times you'll allow
a guy to ghost you before you stop investing in
pursuing that relationship. To lighten up the scenario, let's say
he's always willing to meet you, but when it comes
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to the day of he always has an excuse that
something came up. What would you allow, Jenny, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Guess since I'm going back into this phase of my life,
none I would allow you. I don't have time for
that shit. I'm sorry. Like you either like me or
you don't. You either want to hang out with me
or you don't. And I'm not playing a fucking game.
I'm too old for that shit. So but had you
ask twenty five year old Jenny, she'd probably give it
a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Like, how many excuses can I make for this man?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, let me create a scenario for you, Jenny. Let's
say that you know you made this meet this guy
and his named Steven, and you like him and whatever,
you meet with a brewery and you say hey, once
you come over and we'll go play pickleball on Saturday.
And he's like, yeah, man, seven o'clock on Saturday morning,
I'll meet you whatever. And then he calls you like seven,
like the six forty five, He's like, I can't make it.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Is that it? Are you done?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah? Because six forty five you didn't know until fifteen
minutes ahead of time.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay, well, let's let's let's change it to noon. Let's
change it to noon. I calls you at ten and
he says, I can't make it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
There's a difference between ghosting and then like actually rescheduling things.
I would maybe give you like a reschedule, like a
one opportunity for rescheduling, but after that, no, but if
you're ghosting me or not responding much to text, no,
I'm out. I don't. I don't have time to waste
my energy on that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, okay, I agree, because if you get if I
get ghosted once like I because I don't know. I
feel like in my life I've definitely made excuses for
men where I'll be like, well, maybe he was just busy,
and then I'll just keep texting them. And now I'm
just like yeah, no, I'm as I feel the same
as Jenny. I am too old for that garbage and
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I will not stand for it. So the second you
ain't texting me back, I'll be like, okay, bet, let's
play chicken. How long will you go without texting me?
Because I'm always the one to text you or whatever.
And then if they just never text me, then I'm like, okay, well,
bless and release goodbye.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well that's funny. It's funny even with friends. I think
I've told you that I've like, you know, dropped a
couple of friends because all of a sudden they didn't
have time to text back, and it was like, okay,
bye bye. This is She goes on to say a
few things I love about the show, sound effects, theater,
morning show, plays with the equipment, think fast, face off,
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and there's so many more.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Here is something I miss when you guys would do
Facebook live for about twenty or thirty minutes during COVID
and Dave and Susan would go on walks or Dave
did magic or Jenny would bake something. Remember those because
we didn't really have a chance to get out and
do anything. Yep, so we did Facebook lives a couple
of times a week.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Remember that show.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh, I mean we all took a day because I
think it was me you Stephen Fallon at the time,
and I think Tina did like one or two with
me too. But yeah, we each took like a night
of the week and did Facebook lives.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, well that was kind of fun. I thought about
doing them again, but I just haven't.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, I guess that maybe we could do them again,
like sitting around the house at nights, like, oh, maybe
I could get out some magic tricks or the ukulele.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I support you in all of those endeavors. I am
a busy woman. So unless you're coming with me to
see something or a show or.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Somethinghood Bailey, I really don't. I mean, I your life
would be exhausting to me.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Where are we gonna switch lives at some point, just
for like funzies for.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Like a day. I can do go crazy, Bailey. Yeah,
I would yeah be bored. Yeah, yeah, I'd probably be bored.
I'd be like I watched eight hours of television last night,
eight hours of reels of reel, and then I looked
at a bird outside.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, Then she goes on to say, bring back
day in the rifles are so much fun to watch.
I catch myself laughing out loud belly laughing at Bailey's
spot on sound effects, for example, barking like a dog,
falling down the stairs, or the chainsaw. I need a
whole segment of just the obnoxiously correct sounds. He he he,
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love you all.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, it's kind of like talking about some delicious recipe
and then not having a sample of it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
So where you go ahead and do well?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
My favorite, your best one ever is falling down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'm gonna even be tripping at the beginning.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Here okay, here it goes.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
A long ass staircase.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
There was a landing in the middle.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay. Dog barking.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I didn't realize I was good at dog barking, but
I think that was me. I think you might be
confusing to Dave is the one where we give him
a breed and he knows give me a hound boo exactly,
so good, will give me a golden retriever. One more.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Husky is the I don't know husky.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's like they sound like an ambulance half the time.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, my dad would rile up the huskies anytime, like
he had to come and pick up me and my sister,
and he would just go whoo and then leave, so
it'd be like all right, by Ronda, and then the
count the dogs would just be howling, as are we walk.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Out of the house, rile up the husky. Yeah, that's
a name for the there's a name for the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then finally a chainsaw Bailey, chainsaw please, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
When it's going through a tree.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I love the starting of it. That was very authentic.
Oh okay, I'm going to delete that one. And here
comes one from Jennifer. She says, guys, I just realize
now that the song at the for the iHeart app
goes bump bump, bump bump, which is a heartbeat.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
L O L.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I didn't realize that until today. I heart radio bum.
Yeah it's a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh I thought that was I mean, I knew that,
but you know, you.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Thought it was universal knowledge.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I did think it was universal knowledge.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But I'm glad that you learned it. Congrats.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't stop me if you've heard this one, because
it looks that the name is familiar, but I don't
think we've read this one. Okay, here we go. Since
you guys been talking about recurring dreams, I'd like to
share mine. I recently have had a series of dreams.
I'm at my job, a place I'm familiar with, doing
everything I normally do, but everything is arranged and look
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rearranged and looking totally different. If that's not odd enough,
every person I've ever dated is there, and they're completely
ignoring me, or seeing right through me, or berating me
in some way, and it's always gibberish. I don't know
what any of this means, but it's invading my mind
almost every night, and while they're not nightmares, they're always
leaving me with the feeling of anxiety, like I'm actually
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going to go to work and witness that in real life.
You absolutely should have a dream expert on the show
to help dissect everyone's dreams, especially Dave with the shit
dreams l L. I'd love to figure out what that means.
Hope you're having a great day. It would be too
much to ask for a staff writer sticker, not at all,
but Marie right back and give me your address, because
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a lot of people want a staff writer sticker, But
I will need your address, but I will be happy
to send you one. The thing about dream interpreters, I
find them to be a little bit of hooey. And
what I mean by that is we'll have somebody on. Okay,
here's Joyce. She's a dream interpreter, and everything you come
up with, she's got an answer. And there's no way
that Joyce would have every dream interpreted, you know what
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I mean. And I think some of the best things
are just to kind of look them up online, but
maybe we should have a dream interpret around to do
some of the basic dreams.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I think they're just like common themes a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, I mean like like falling or running, or you're
trying to run and you can't run, or you're in
public in your in your underwear, you're naked in your
in public, that type of thing.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I do know that when you dream about a house,
a house is your brain. I know that much in
terms of like dream interpretation, and so like rooms in
your brain are like different thoughts or feelings that you have,
and so I know.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
There I actually know like a decent amount of dream
interpretation because I do listen to like a dream interpretation
like little podcast kind of thingy, and it is fascinating
because like the the you dreaming about poop all the time, Dave.
I heard someone talking about it on a dream interpretation
thing where they said that it means that in your
waking life that you were unsure of what to say,
or that you misused your words and you didn't say
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what you meant to say, and that's why you're dreaming
about poop because the wrong thing is coming out.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And that could be And then somebody else said it's
because there's something that you're not moving on from, you're
not letting go, And that really hit home because I,
you know, I have trouble of letting go of like
well this person ghosted me or I'm still mad at
this person or whatever. So and that's the thing about
dream interpretation. It's an interpretation, but it's not like a
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correct answer necessarily. But I think that some of them
can be fun. So yeah, we'll see if we can
find a good dread dream interpreter. Another email from Ashley,
she says, I was just listening to the podcast of
this morning show, not the Minnesota Goodbye, the Regular Show,
and I just had to say that the dingo ate
my baby. Woman did not make her baby disappear. She
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was completely exonerated after several years when her baby's clothes
were found by a hiker in a ding go's den. Now,
if you don't know what I'm talking about, this is
a real story that people have turned into a funny
catchphrase that people don't do anymore because it's thirty or
fifty years old. There was an outback Australia couple whatever,
and they were out camping and hiking and the baby disappeared,
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like an infant baby disappeared, and people were like, what
are you doing about camping with an infant baby? And
the baby disappeared. She's like she told the first responders
a dang guylate my baby, and they're like, Ye're full
of So they investigated and they found her I think guilty.
And then I didn't know that she was exonerated. But
there is your story. There are several good podcasts about it. Dave,
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You're usually right, but mensa did you wrong this time?
Mensa doesn't mean I'm right. It means I'm incredibly brilliant.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And also means you're annoying as hell?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Am I annoying as hell? Well?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know if that's to do to mensa. That
might just be inane an eight.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Now, if I bragged about it all the time, didn't
that be annoying? I only bring it up, probably one
every thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Once every thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
A next one again.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't think we've read this one, but if we have,
stopped me because this is a couple of days old, Dave.
You go to Coloradorado a lot, and I've rarely seen
anybody go with you.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh yeah, we read this one.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
We did? Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
See, this is why I got to remember to delete
these emails after I read them, and then I think
that may be it. Oh no, here's a very sweet one.
I love this one. I'm gonna save this. I'm glad
I saved it for last. It's from Becky and the
subject line is touring our old house. I was listening
to the podcast. You guys were talking about how much
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you wish you could see your old homes to see
what has changed. And the people who sold Jenny her
house reached out to her. Did they do that, Jenny?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, no, no, no. They they had a package delivered
to the house on accident because someone made a drunken
order and didn't change the address. I see, yeah, So
I like said, if I would have been home for
them to come pick up the package, I probably would
have offered for them to see the house that they
wanted to but it didn't work out that way.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I see, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That same day, my family found out our first home
was on the market and had an open house.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That night.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
We said, oh my gosh, let's go. We lived in
the house until I was ten years old, and we
moved in twenty two thousand and five, so I had
a decent amount of childhood memories, but actually going back
into that house brought back a huge flood of memories
I'd forgotten about. It's crazy how big it seemed when
I was young, and how small every room actually was
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a lot of change, and they redid a lot, but
some parts were exactly the same, including the carpeted wallpaper
in the basement that our cats used to climb and
the original fireplace in the basement that one of us
cracked our heads open on. The wallpaper in the laundry
room was still the same crazy nineties floral print that
I remember from when I was little and I basically
cried when I saw it because it was unlocking a
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part of my brain. And they put a photo in
of them on their old three season porch where they
used to have slumber parties every summer in sleeping bags.
Moral of the story, if you live near an old
home and ever see it for sale with an open house, go,
that would be kind of like a lot of things
aligning for that to happen. Yeah, you know if you
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live near your old home. Okay, well that's not necessarily
likely or unlikely, but then you having an open house
and then you noticing it, But that would be cool
to go back to your old home. I'm so grateful
for the experience and also such weird timing that you
guys talked about wanting that opportunity that day. I right
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now am in the house that I grew up in.
I don't remember living in any other house because I
moved into this house my dad was building it. We
lived with the neighbor, and we moved in when I
was about two months old. And this house is so
full of old, old childhood memories, but also newer memories
like just being here with the grandkids for Thanksgiving or
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being here with different people or whatever, our friends over
the years. And yeah, it still holds a lot of memories,
but you know, I want.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
To make new ones in here too.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh ah, all right, and that is the Minnesota Goodbye.
That was a fun one. Thank you very much for
all your emails. They are the heart and soul of
the Minnesota Goodbye. Send away whatever's on your mind. We
would love to talk about it, even if it's an
oddball things like you know what, I'm going to bring
up an oddball topic. I love it. Send those to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com and thank you for
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being here for the Minnesota Goodbye.