March 14, 2025 • 20 mins
We rank the boys on KDWB in order of hottness, Juanita is here with a rant, we tell you the best and worst concerts we've been to, and talk long walks.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so let me explain yesterday's Minnesota Goodbye. So it
was my fault. Basically, there are some buttons on the
console here that I had set up wrong. So the
entire Minnesota Goodbye yesterday had the k Fan Sports play
by played Hockey Draft MLB All Star Game feed in
the background, and I don't know what the fuck happened,
(00:21):
but basically I look at all the buttons here and
there was one that was lit up that I didn't notice.
So totally my fault. So we recorded it yesterday and
it was fine, but we didn't upload it after we
realized that, So that's why there is no Minnesota Goodbye yesterday.
We were just having a discussion here. We'll get to
the emails in a moment, but we were talking about
(00:43):
how there's a rumor that Harry Styles is going to
play a solo residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas, Nice,
and it's a residency. So I asked Bailey, I said, now,
you like one direction? Is Harry Styles the most popular
one direction guy? Because he is the prettiest, most attractive
And you said.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I said, not because he's the prettiest and most attractive,
He just happens to be the prettiest and most attractive
one and also probably one of the top two most
talented ones.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, who do you think else is?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I think zay is just as talented, but not as charismatic,
but like also just as good looking, but in a
different way. And I think part of Harry Style's hotness
is his charisma. Yeah, because he has like ounces and
not ounces, loads of it, tons of it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, I think Zayin is the hottest of the one
direction guys.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But he doesn't have much of a career.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, but he did have pillow talk and that was
okay nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, interesting. Then we got into Justin Timberlake and
we said, Justin Timberlake is clearly the most successful former
member of n SYNC, but he's also attractive, but he's
not the most talented because if you ever listened, I mean,
if you see her JC sing and Justin sing Jason,
He's got a beautiful voice, he really does. He's very talented.
(02:03):
But Justin's got it. He's got a passable voice.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But he's the cutest, the best looking one out of
all of them.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
He's got the best personality. He's funny, he's friendly, he's
married to a celebrity, and he wears a fedora very well,
and he's just got a big personality. So I think
sometimes it's definitely looks that get people ahead, even guys.
Who's the fuggliest guy in one direction? Louis, Yeah, Louis.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Louis probably not like if you saw him in real life,
you'd probably be like, damn.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That guy is hot.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but you're right, yeah, probably who's the cutest boy
on Katie WB Radio? So there's Vont Colt and me?
So who comes right after me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm the hottest, options, you're the hottest.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm the hottest.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I hate to say him, but I don't think there's
anyone after you. I think it you are.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Just me, so I displace everybody else in the hotness scale.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, what I'm saying is you are definitely third.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, that is agism. That's agism right there, calling hr
all Right, Jenny called me old and ugly, Well you
are old and ugly.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Let's look back to young Dave Ryan with his long
flowing locks and his scrawny little body.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Scrubs weigh about one hundred and forty five pounds, But
I had long flowing locks, and I was a DJ,
so I was very desirable back in the day because
back in the day, DJs were like, oh my god,
you're on the radio and you're only twenty four. Oh
look at that hair.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I don't think I.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Could honestly rate your guys's attractiveness because it's just weird
to say that about any of you. Honestly, you guys
are co workers, and I don't look at you guys
in a sexual way whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh you do, you could admit it. No, it's true.
I don't do that with you guys either, because it'd
be like rating my sisters from hottest to not hottest.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, tell us about your sisters. Who's well.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Linda was when she was younger, she was absbsolutely the cutest, petite, long,
long brown hair, and she was adorable. But now she's
old and frumpy, so you know that happens when you
get older.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm even trying to think of like katiewb past and
all of the dudes have been on it. I don't
know if anyone's been that good looking. Granted, I think
Colt is cute.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, I think Colt is I think Colt is attractive. Yeah, Yeah,
you're right. I don't know that we've ever had anybody
who is like model hand Pat Eberts back when he
was young. When he was young, he was very attractive. Yeah,
and it was so funny because girls would throw themselves
at Patt Eberts. But he was such a good Catholic
boy that he never took advantage of it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We would go we would go out to different bars
on Friday and Saturday nights and do like a party
zone with the station or whatever. And Pat would have
all these young, beautiful single women. Hi, Pat, I made
you something, Pat, look Pat, take me home and be
me Pat. And Pat would just like he would flirt,
but he was a good Catholic boy and he did
not do things like that.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And you have that one plane picture of you and
Allison in the plane where you look hot. But that's
just the one.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, it's just the one. I was hot for one year. Yeah, yeah,
that was it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I think some people thought that Intern John was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, Intern John was very hot. Yes, Intern John
dated the most. Well, that's interesting to love him.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
If he ever hears this, I love you, John, but
you are douchey. That is what you give off, He's
not unattractive, he's just Douchey's douchey.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's part of his character I think, is that he
was very douchey. But he was also a good soul. Yeah,
and he was hot, and I didn't. I never look
at guys that like and go, Wow, he's hot. I
just my mind doesn't work that way. But I can
recognize when somebody like intern John dated the most beautiful
young college girls ever, and I'm like, oh, he must
(05:46):
be very attractive. Yeah to date a girl that looks
like that. Jackson was also very attractive, and he was
probably forty or forty two ish when he worked here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do you know his last name?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I know his real name, rather say d And I just.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Wanted to google him because I don't know what Jackson
looks like.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, i'll do it later. Yeah. So yeah, and I
didn't think Jackson was attractive. Matter of fact, first time
I met him, I felt sorry for him because he
was so ugly.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I couldn't remember which one that was. I knew there
was someone that you were like, Oh, this person's not attractive,
and then they had women on them all.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The time, all the time, beautiful young interns that worked
here at the radio station would just fawn over Jackson
about how hot he was, and I'm like, is he
really so?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean, there also was Lucas.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Lucas was attracted.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Women loved Lucas. He was such a like, I don't
have to.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Look at these people bad he's a bad boy. He's
got tattoos, he had like a you know, the faux hawk,
and he was very charismatic, huge personality. So anyway, let's
get onto Juanita's rant. We did this one yesterday, but again,
like we said, we had a little problem with the audio.
But here is Juanita's rant the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
This rent is about stupid shit that people swe for.
So I know we all remember the lady who sued
McDonald's because the coffee was what it was supposed to
be and that burnt the shit out of her legs. Okay, whatever. Well,
I was looking at the news and I think this
guy was from New York. So he threw his back out,
and he said that if the store hadn't had such
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a good sale, he wouldn't have tried to carry all
those bags out and would have thrown it and threw
his back out so he was a warded two hundred
fifty thousand dollars for that. Then this woman she sued,
she got I think five hundred thousand dollars because she
was addicted to candy crush and she couldn't so she
couldn't work, She couldn't do anything because she was so
(07:38):
addicted to playing candy crush because the medicine that they
prescribed her fucked around with her dopamine, and so she
got this over addiction composed compulsion, and she couldn't get
off the candy crush. That's the dumbest shit I ever
heard of. It's like, get the fuck out of here.
I burned the shit out of my goddamn hands trying
(07:58):
to get a rentals pan out of the oven. It
had a turkey on the picture in the pant. Yeah,
and I just bake some lasagna in the pan crumble
trying to get it out of the oven. Did I
get any money?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I couldn't even get a fucking pre pan. But yeah,
these people are getting bu cools of money. Just swing
over the stupidest shit I ever heard. God damn it.
That pisses me the fuck off.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
God damn.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I guess I just gotta keep getting up going to work.
Oh well, well that's my rat for this week. I
love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know what I like about Juanita is she's a
cranky fuck, just like me, but she has a good soul,
you know what I mean. She's a very kind, funny
person and when you meet her in person, she's very sweet.
She kind of like your for me, like a sister
or a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Or airlfriend or yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Interchangeable and for you be like kind of like your mom.
But she also can get spicy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
No, I would definitely call her more of like an auntie. Yeah,
and I know that Janita. If you are on Jannita's
good side, that woman will have your back. She will
bury the body for you, She will go to war
for you, she will do any of that. That is
the type of person that Wanita is.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You wake her up in the middle of the night,
just shaking her a little bit. Ye need to to
help me buried your body?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is gonna piss me the funck off.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Now let's go. Yeah, I will say that in the
brew haha of yesterday's podcast, I may have lost an
email or two and I apologize. So if you wrote
in an email in the last few days, and you're
going it was a pretty good email, and Dave never
read it. It's possible that I read it on yesterday's
Minnesota Goodbye that we had to delete. So just hit
(09:35):
just go back in your scent bin and send it
over again and we'll try to get it on future
Minnesota Goodbye. So, because we appreciate we read every single
one of them, nearly all of them make it on
the radio unless it's something that we've talked about a lot,
or it's really really long, or something kind of you know,
there's there's been a few that are just like a
little bit too sad or a little bit too esoteric.
(09:59):
You could say, let's move on to the next one
without reading this one, I mean, without pre reading it.
Hello Minnesota Goodbye crew. Every day listening to the Dave
Ryan Show podcast, I have the same question who sings
the Daily Bayly? I remember Bailey saying she didn't sing it.
(10:19):
So I've concocted the story that chat GPT composed and
performed that masterpiece. Curious Minds wanted to Nope, love a
staff write a sticker. My fake Stanley would wear it
with pride, please and thank you. That is from bre
Do you want to answer that anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it's Barb who sang it. She's one of our
sales ladies. I don't really know what Bob does.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
It's like head of many many things. He's not a salesperson.
She is more like head of marketing, works with sales,
helps with every promotion. She's also on air on different stations.
She's kind of a gopher, but also like high up
in the company.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yep. So yeah, she's and she's got a beautiful voice.
So she sang that. Our production guy, Diego wrote it
and did the music. I believe it's funny, weird coincidence.
Diego and I never met before. Katwb we got to talking.
We went to the same high school in Colorado Springs.
Really yes, Wow, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
He ended up here because of work too.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He's traveled around with work and radio and just ended
up here. But it's funny. He went to Air Academy
high school. He was younger than me, but he also
went to the Harvard of the Rockies Pike's Peak Community College. Wow,
that's where he took broadcasting.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So yeah, he's also like so talented he does so
many things, like nationwide. It's not just for katiewb, but
he does a lot of things for like Seacrest, for
like all these big shows he does.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And if you are if you're ever at the iHeartRadio
Music Awards or something like that, he's the guy who
will sit backstage with the headphones and a microphone and
a computer monitor and a clipboard and say like, welcome
to the stage. H Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You want to know, the best thing about him is,
like you hear this big voice come out of him.
He is a small man. He is just a very
small stature. He's a little bit shorter, and you would
not imagine, like it's the most cliche radio where you're
like you hear a voice and you would not see
that person being that voice.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Huh yeah. And he is the nicest guy in the building.
He really is just so nice. I mean, he's just
always so pleasant. Next question in Minnesota, Goodbye Dave Bailey, Jenny,
random little question. What's the best and worst concert you've
ever been to? Love you guys, love the show and
the podcast. Thanks Marie. I would say probably Kiss because
I love Kiss so much, But then again, I've seen
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him a dozen times, so i'd have to say probably
Paul McCartney because he's a Beatle and he's Paul McCartney. Worst,
I'd say, I've never been to a really bad one,
but i'd say Hall and Oates. We went probably fifteen
years ago, and they just seem bored.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh, they were just bored in retirement mode.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, so they maybe they don't like each other anymore
and they just whatever, But they just seem bored. And
then the audience didn't have any energy to give because
they weren't given energy. And we all sat there with
our hands on our laps and said, okay, how much longer?
What about you, Jennifer, I'll.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Start with worse we're Sposcia just because all she does
is stand on this little platform while Mattie Ziegler Zigla
or whatever would dance. So that was a really boring
concert to me. And like you honestly didn't even know
she was underneath the way too. It's like it could
have been anyone.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
And then best is tough, because of course I have
great memories from Country USA, and I remember specifically one
Kenny Chesney concert that got rained out. That was so phenomenal.
But I would also say Panic at the Disco was
one of my favorite concerts I've ever seen at Target
Center circa twenty seventeen or something, and it was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Nice what about you, Bailey?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I don't see a lot of concerts, honestly, best
concert was probably the one that I saw in London,
only because it was tied to Nostalgia, which was the
band called Busted, only because I was waiting literally twenty
years to see them, so and you know their higher energy.
It was fun. Worst concert and you have to be
like an emo kid to know, but hello goodbye. I
saw them in high school and the lead singer who
(14:16):
sings all of the songs was sick. But they didn't
cancel or refund any of our tickets. They just had
this other guy who sings one song on their CD.
He came out and he did that song twice.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh no, that was that entire guy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That was well, they had like an opener, they had
maybe even like two openers, so we just essentially went
for the openers. And for Jesse to sing his one
song got two times.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's okay, shocking to me. He couldn't like do the
other songs no, because.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
He wasn't the singer. He was like this the main
guy wasn't there, so he was like, oh, yeah, he's sick.
And we didn't know he was sick until literally this
Jesse guy walks out. He's like, what's his face is sick?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sorry, So I'm just gonna do Jesse goes to prom twice.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I wonder like they're obligated or they do get paid.
So if they don't have they they don't perform, they
don't get paid.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So we have to do something great for them. But
I paid to see you.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Lead singer sing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Songs Secretary Bree writes in it says, I'm catching up
on the Minnesota Goodbye from last week, and I heard
the story about Carson's baby blanket really quick. Carson got
a baby blanket when he was born from the old
receptionist Kim. A blue baby blanket you know, small about
if you made of square with your arms, that's about
how big it would be. And it had blue satin
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and he carried it everywhere. He carried it around the
house when he was little. He would play with the
satin on the side until it wore off. We had
to replace the satin. It was getting a little bit thin,
but it was still okay. And he took it to college,
and he took it on every vacation, every vacation, and
he took it on tour with Love last year, and
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he forgot it at one of the hotels in China. Well,
you call a hotel in China, and the language barrier
makes it tough. And it never came back and he
was heartbroken. Just that was his blanket for twenty two years.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Long time, she says.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The entire time you were telling Todave, I was saying
me too. You see, my mom's co worker gave me
a baby blanket, a yellow waffly patterned fabric with yellow
silk around the edges. This was my bee, as I
called it. My bee went everywhere with me, my college
dorm room and all it had rips, tears, and not
one bit of silk left on it. But I loved
it with all of my bean cut to last March,
(16:30):
we went to Great Wolf Lodge for my son's birthday
and I left it in the hotel room. Now, remember
she loved this enough that she even went to Great
Wolf Lodge for her son's birthday and took it with her.
That's how much she loved it. I called and I called,
and I hoped it would come back in the laundry,
but it never did. So after thirty six years of
loving on my bee, it was gone. So I empathized
(16:52):
with Carson one hundred percent. I feel like there was
something else going on. I want to share with you guys,
but it'll have to come in another email. Hope you
have a great weekend coming up. That is Brie, Brie.
I'm gonna send you a thank you text in a
little bit. But Brie is just the sweetest, so sweet,
and she sends out the staff writer stickers. But this
morning I got a package from Brie and it is
(17:15):
a beautiful little memorial little window hanging for my doggie, Josie,
and it was so very sweet. I didn't need to
cry at six o'clock in the morning, but I did.
You did, and it was very sweet. So thank you, Brie,
and I will, rather than just conveniently thank you on
the Minnesota goodbye, I will send you a thank you later,
even though you're not asking for one. All right, interesting question,
(17:37):
Hello Minnesota, Goodbye, Krutz. Question I hope the three of
you could weigh in on I recently signed up for
the Mammoth March at Saint Croix State Park, which is
twenty miles that you got to walk in eight hours.
Twenty miles in eight hours. I genuinely have no idea
if I can do it? And how do you train
for a walk when you work a regular job. I
average between sixteen and seventeen thousand steps a day. That
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feels like a lot, But then I noticed last night
it only equates to about six miles. How the heck
am I gonna make it to twenty Any tips would
be greatly appreciated. I can help you.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I did the math last night, and you have to
walk two and a half miles an hour constantly, which
is a good clip for eight hours. However, you will
have time to, like, you know, take a break and
poop and get lunch and whatever. You'll just have to
make up for it, So you're gonna have to walk
a little bit faster. But two and a half miles
an hour is a good it's not fast, yeah, three
(18:34):
and a half miles an hour that's a good clip. Yeah, yeah,
But two and a half is a good leisurely but
not slow pace. Number one, you can do it. You
can just be aware that you can't. You can't amble,
no ambling, You got to walk.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But I like to amble.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know you are an ambling kind of a person.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
My reels.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I do it every year. I walk twenty miles, and
I mean I walk it in like nine to ten hours.
But I like so and like enjoy the surroundings and everything.
But if I was just consistently going, I could do it.
And if you walk sixteen thousand miles a day already,
you're already train ten thousand steps, sorry I meant that steps,
then you're already training for it. I feel like the
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most more you could do is start walking around with
a rocksack.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I would just walk and would I would do maybe
I would do five miles and see how long it
takes you, and just check on your pace. When I
was a kid, we did a walkathon for the March
of Dimes, twenty miles and I think we started like
seven in the morning. We finished by it by three
in the afternoon. So you can do it. Check your shoes,
get good shoes, and make sure you got good shoes.
(19:41):
And I will say you don't want blisters, so break
your shoes in. But also there are hiking socks. There
are liners of a very thin pair of socks that
go next to your feet, and then you put regular
socks on over those. That way there's no rubbing. The
rubbing is between the two socks on the sock in
the foot. Yeah. I know that sounds dumb, but get
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sock liners. They sell them down at Dick's or wherever.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And don't have shoes that are just good enough. Get
good shoes, like expensive shoes. You can do it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
How fine, I totally believe I do good. Okay, I
think that's gonna be it for the time we have
on the Minnesota goodbye. Please send your emails. We get
a few, like I said that we didn't get to
but we apologize for yesterday's not being uploaded. But if
we did read an email, I think we missed one
or two. So if you like wrote it in you're
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like my email was dope and they didn't read my
dope email, then send it in again. It probably just
got lost in the shuffle and we read it yesterday.
That is it. Have a great weekend. Thank you for listening.
The email as always, Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.
Okay, so let me explain yesterday's Minnesota Goodbye. So it
was my fault. Basically, there are some buttons on the
console here that I had set up wrong. So the
entire Minnesota Goodbye yesterday had the k Fan Sports play
by played Hockey Draft MLB All Star Game feed in
the background, and I don't know what the fuck happened,
(00:21):
but basically I look at all the buttons here and
there was one that was lit up that I didn't notice.
So totally my fault. So we recorded it yesterday and
it was fine, but we didn't upload it after we
realized that, So that's why there is no Minnesota Goodbye yesterday.
We were just having a discussion here. We'll get to
the emails in a moment, but we were talking about
(00:43):
how there's a rumor that Harry Styles is going to
play a solo residency at the Sphere in Las Vegas, Nice,
and it's a residency. So I asked Bailey, I said, now,
you like one direction? Is Harry Styles the most popular
one direction guy? Because he is the prettiest, most attractive
And you said.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I said, not because he's the prettiest and most attractive,
He just happens to be the prettiest and most attractive
one and also probably one of the top two most
talented ones.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, who do you think else is?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I think zay is just as talented, but not as charismatic,
but like also just as good looking, but in a
different way. And I think part of Harry Style's hotness
is his charisma. Yeah, because he has like ounces and
not ounces, loads of it, tons of it.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, I think Zayin is the hottest of the one
direction guys.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But he doesn't have much of a career.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, but he did have pillow talk and that was
okay nice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, okay, interesting. Then we got into Justin Timberlake and
we said, Justin Timberlake is clearly the most successful former
member of n SYNC, but he's also attractive, but he's
not the most talented because if you ever listened, I mean,
if you see her JC sing and Justin sing Jason,
He's got a beautiful voice, he really does. He's very talented.
(02:03):
But Justin's got it. He's got a passable voice.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But he's the cutest, the best looking one out of
all of them.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
He's got the best personality. He's funny, he's friendly, he's
married to a celebrity, and he wears a fedora very well,
and he's just got a big personality. So I think
sometimes it's definitely looks that get people ahead, even guys.
Who's the fuggliest guy in one direction? Louis, Yeah, Louis.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Louis probably not like if you saw him in real life,
you'd probably be like, damn.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That guy is hot.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but you're right, yeah, probably who's the cutest boy
on Katie WB Radio? So there's Vont Colt and me?
So who comes right after me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm the hottest, options, you're the hottest.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm the hottest.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I hate to say him, but I don't think there's
anyone after you. I think it you are.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Just me, so I displace everybody else in the hotness scale.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, what I'm saying is you are definitely third.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, that is agism. That's agism right there, calling hr
all Right, Jenny called me old and ugly, Well you
are old and ugly.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Let's look back to young Dave Ryan with his long
flowing locks and his scrawny little body.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Scrubs weigh about one hundred and forty five pounds, But
I had long flowing locks, and I was a DJ,
so I was very desirable back in the day because
back in the day, DJs were like, oh my god,
you're on the radio and you're only twenty four. Oh
look at that hair.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I don't think I.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Could honestly rate your guys's attractiveness because it's just weird
to say that about any of you. Honestly, you guys
are co workers, and I don't look at you guys
in a sexual way whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh you do, you could admit it. No, it's true.
I don't do that with you guys either, because it'd
be like rating my sisters from hottest to not hottest.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, tell us about your sisters. Who's well.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Linda was when she was younger, she was absbsolutely the cutest, petite, long,
long brown hair, and she was adorable. But now she's
old and frumpy, so you know that happens when you
get older.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I'm even trying to think of like katiewb past and
all of the dudes have been on it. I don't
know if anyone's been that good looking. Granted, I think
Colt is cute.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, I think Colt is I think Colt is attractive. Yeah, Yeah,
you're right. I don't know that we've ever had anybody
who is like model hand Pat Eberts back when he
was young. When he was young, he was very attractive. Yeah,
and it was so funny because girls would throw themselves
at Patt Eberts. But he was such a good Catholic
boy that he never took advantage of it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We would go we would go out to different bars
on Friday and Saturday nights and do like a party
zone with the station or whatever. And Pat would have
all these young, beautiful single women. Hi, Pat, I made
you something, Pat, look Pat, take me home and be
me Pat. And Pat would just like he would flirt,
but he was a good Catholic boy and he did
not do things like that.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And you have that one plane picture of you and
Allison in the plane where you look hot. But that's
just the one.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, it's just the one. I was hot for one year. Yeah, yeah,
that was it.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I think some people thought that Intern John was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh yeah, Intern John was very hot. Yes, Intern John
dated the most. Well, that's interesting to love him.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
If he ever hears this, I love you, John, but
you are douchey. That is what you give off, He's
not unattractive, he's just Douchey's douchey.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That's part of his character I think, is that he
was very douchey. But he was also a good soul. Yeah,
and he was hot, and I didn't. I never look
at guys that like and go, Wow, he's hot. I
just my mind doesn't work that way. But I can
recognize when somebody like intern John dated the most beautiful
young college girls ever, and I'm like, oh, he must
(05:46):
be very attractive. Yeah to date a girl that looks
like that. Jackson was also very attractive, and he was
probably forty or forty two ish when he worked here.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do you know his last name?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I know his real name, rather say d And I just.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Wanted to google him because I don't know what Jackson
looks like.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, i'll do it later. Yeah. So yeah, and I
didn't think Jackson was attractive. Matter of fact, first time
I met him, I felt sorry for him because he
was so ugly.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I couldn't remember which one that was. I knew there
was someone that you were like, Oh, this person's not attractive,
and then they had women on them all.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
The time, all the time, beautiful young interns that worked
here at the radio station would just fawn over Jackson
about how hot he was, and I'm like, is he
really so?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean, there also was Lucas.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Lucas was attracted.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Women loved Lucas. He was such a like, I don't
have to.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Look at these people bad he's a bad boy. He's
got tattoos, he had like a you know, the faux hawk,
and he was very charismatic, huge personality. So anyway, let's
get onto Juanita's rant. We did this one yesterday, but again,
like we said, we had a little problem with the audio.
But here is Juanita's rant the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
This rent is about stupid shit that people swe for.
So I know we all remember the lady who sued
McDonald's because the coffee was what it was supposed to
be and that burnt the shit out of her legs. Okay, whatever. Well,
I was looking at the news and I think this
guy was from New York. So he threw his back out,
and he said that if the store hadn't had such
(07:17):
a good sale, he wouldn't have tried to carry all
those bags out and would have thrown it and threw
his back out so he was a warded two hundred
fifty thousand dollars for that. Then this woman she sued,
she got I think five hundred thousand dollars because she
was addicted to candy crush and she couldn't so she
couldn't work, She couldn't do anything because she was so
(07:38):
addicted to playing candy crush because the medicine that they
prescribed her fucked around with her dopamine, and so she
got this over addiction composed compulsion, and she couldn't get
off the candy crush. That's the dumbest shit I ever
heard of. It's like, get the fuck out of here.
I burned the shit out of my goddamn hands trying
(07:58):
to get a rentals pan out of the oven. It
had a turkey on the picture in the pant. Yeah,
and I just bake some lasagna in the pan crumble
trying to get it out of the oven. Did I
get any money?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I couldn't even get a fucking pre pan. But yeah,
these people are getting bu cools of money. Just swing
over the stupidest shit I ever heard. God damn it.
That pisses me the fuck off.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
God damn.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I guess I just gotta keep getting up going to work.
Oh well, well that's my rat for this week. I
love you guys. Bye.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know what I like about Juanita is she's a
cranky fuck, just like me, but she has a good soul,
you know what I mean. She's a very kind, funny
person and when you meet her in person, she's very sweet.
She kind of like your for me, like a sister
or a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Or airlfriend or yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Interchangeable and for you be like kind of like your mom.
But she also can get spicy.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
No, I would definitely call her more of like an auntie. Yeah,
and I know that Janita. If you are on Jannita's
good side, that woman will have your back. She will
bury the body for you, She will go to war
for you, she will do any of that. That is
the type of person that Wanita is.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You wake her up in the middle of the night,
just shaking her a little bit. Ye need to to
help me buried your body?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is gonna piss me the funck off.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Now let's go. Yeah, I will say that in the
brew haha of yesterday's podcast, I may have lost an
email or two and I apologize. So if you wrote
in an email in the last few days, and you're
going it was a pretty good email, and Dave never
read it. It's possible that I read it on yesterday's
Minnesota Goodbye that we had to delete. So just hit
(09:35):
just go back in your scent bin and send it
over again and we'll try to get it on future
Minnesota Goodbye. So, because we appreciate we read every single
one of them, nearly all of them make it on
the radio unless it's something that we've talked about a lot,
or it's really really long, or something kind of you know,
there's there's been a few that are just like a
little bit too sad or a little bit too esoteric.
(09:59):
You could say, let's move on to the next one
without reading this one, I mean, without pre reading it.
Hello Minnesota Goodbye crew. Every day listening to the Dave
Ryan Show podcast, I have the same question who sings
the Daily Bayly? I remember Bailey saying she didn't sing it.
(10:19):
So I've concocted the story that chat GPT composed and
performed that masterpiece. Curious Minds wanted to Nope, love a
staff write a sticker. My fake Stanley would wear it
with pride, please and thank you. That is from bre
Do you want to answer that anybody?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, it's Barb who sang it. She's one of our
sales ladies. I don't really know what Bob does.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
It's like head of many many things. He's not a salesperson.
She is more like head of marketing, works with sales,
helps with every promotion. She's also on air on different stations.
She's kind of a gopher, but also like high up
in the company.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yep. So yeah, she's and she's got a beautiful voice.
So she sang that. Our production guy, Diego wrote it
and did the music. I believe it's funny, weird coincidence.
Diego and I never met before. Katwb we got to talking.
We went to the same high school in Colorado Springs.
Really yes, Wow, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
He ended up here because of work too.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He's traveled around with work and radio and just ended
up here. But it's funny. He went to Air Academy
high school. He was younger than me, but he also
went to the Harvard of the Rockies Pike's Peak Community College. Wow,
that's where he took broadcasting.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So yeah, he's also like so talented he does so
many things, like nationwide. It's not just for katiewb, but
he does a lot of things for like Seacrest, for
like all these big shows he does.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And if you are if you're ever at the iHeartRadio
Music Awards or something like that, he's the guy who
will sit backstage with the headphones and a microphone and
a computer monitor and a clipboard and say like, welcome
to the stage. H Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
You want to know, the best thing about him is,
like you hear this big voice come out of him.
He is a small man. He is just a very
small stature. He's a little bit shorter, and you would
not imagine, like it's the most cliche radio where you're
like you hear a voice and you would not see
that person being that voice.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Huh yeah. And he is the nicest guy in the building.
He really is just so nice. I mean, he's just
always so pleasant. Next question in Minnesota, Goodbye Dave Bailey, Jenny,
random little question. What's the best and worst concert you've
ever been to? Love you guys, love the show and
the podcast. Thanks Marie. I would say probably Kiss because
I love Kiss so much, But then again, I've seen
(12:44):
him a dozen times, so i'd have to say probably
Paul McCartney because he's a Beatle and he's Paul McCartney. Worst,
I'd say, I've never been to a really bad one,
but i'd say Hall and Oates. We went probably fifteen
years ago, and they just seem bored.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh, they were just bored in retirement mode.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, so they maybe they don't like each other anymore
and they just whatever, But they just seem bored. And
then the audience didn't have any energy to give because
they weren't given energy. And we all sat there with
our hands on our laps and said, okay, how much longer?
What about you, Jennifer, I'll.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Start with worse we're Sposcia just because all she does
is stand on this little platform while Mattie Ziegler Zigla
or whatever would dance. So that was a really boring
concert to me. And like you honestly didn't even know
she was underneath the way too. It's like it could
have been anyone.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
And then best is tough, because of course I have
great memories from Country USA, and I remember specifically one
Kenny Chesney concert that got rained out. That was so phenomenal.
But I would also say Panic at the Disco was
one of my favorite concerts I've ever seen at Target
Center circa twenty seventeen or something, and it was phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Nice what about you, Bailey?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So I don't see a lot of concerts, honestly, best
concert was probably the one that I saw in London,
only because it was tied to Nostalgia, which was the
band called Busted, only because I was waiting literally twenty
years to see them, so and you know their higher energy.
It was fun. Worst concert and you have to be
like an emo kid to know, but hello goodbye. I
saw them in high school and the lead singer who
(14:16):
sings all of the songs was sick. But they didn't
cancel or refund any of our tickets. They just had
this other guy who sings one song on their CD.
He came out and he did that song twice.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh no, that was that entire guy.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That was well, they had like an opener, they had
maybe even like two openers, so we just essentially went
for the openers. And for Jesse to sing his one
song got two times.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's okay, shocking to me. He couldn't like do the
other songs no, because.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
He wasn't the singer. He was like this the main
guy wasn't there, so he was like, oh, yeah, he's sick.
And we didn't know he was sick until literally this
Jesse guy walks out. He's like, what's his face is sick?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Sorry, So I'm just gonna do Jesse goes to prom twice.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I wonder like they're obligated or they do get paid.
So if they don't have they they don't perform, they
don't get paid.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So we have to do something great for them. But
I paid to see you.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Lead singer sing.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Songs Secretary Bree writes in it says, I'm catching up
on the Minnesota Goodbye from last week, and I heard
the story about Carson's baby blanket really quick. Carson got
a baby blanket when he was born from the old
receptionist Kim. A blue baby blanket you know, small about
if you made of square with your arms, that's about
how big it would be. And it had blue satin
(15:31):
and he carried it everywhere. He carried it around the
house when he was little. He would play with the
satin on the side until it wore off. We had
to replace the satin. It was getting a little bit thin,
but it was still okay. And he took it to college,
and he took it on every vacation, every vacation, and
he took it on tour with Love last year, and
(15:52):
he forgot it at one of the hotels in China. Well,
you call a hotel in China, and the language barrier
makes it tough. And it never came back and he
was heartbroken. Just that was his blanket for twenty two years.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Long time, she says.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The entire time you were telling Todave, I was saying
me too. You see, my mom's co worker gave me
a baby blanket, a yellow waffly patterned fabric with yellow
silk around the edges. This was my bee, as I
called it. My bee went everywhere with me, my college
dorm room and all it had rips, tears, and not
one bit of silk left on it. But I loved
it with all of my bean cut to last March,
(16:30):
we went to Great Wolf Lodge for my son's birthday
and I left it in the hotel room. Now, remember
she loved this enough that she even went to Great
Wolf Lodge for her son's birthday and took it with her.
That's how much she loved it. I called and I called,
and I hoped it would come back in the laundry,
but it never did. So after thirty six years of
loving on my bee, it was gone. So I empathized
(16:52):
with Carson one hundred percent. I feel like there was
something else going on. I want to share with you guys,
but it'll have to come in another email. Hope you
have a great weekend coming up. That is Brie, Brie.
I'm gonna send you a thank you text in a
little bit. But Brie is just the sweetest, so sweet,
and she sends out the staff writer stickers. But this
morning I got a package from Brie and it is
(17:15):
a beautiful little memorial little window hanging for my doggie, Josie,
and it was so very sweet. I didn't need to
cry at six o'clock in the morning, but I did.
You did, and it was very sweet. So thank you, Brie,
and I will, rather than just conveniently thank you on
the Minnesota goodbye, I will send you a thank you later,
even though you're not asking for one. All right, interesting question,
(17:37):
Hello Minnesota, Goodbye, Krutz. Question I hope the three of
you could weigh in on I recently signed up for
the Mammoth March at Saint Croix State Park, which is
twenty miles that you got to walk in eight hours.
Twenty miles in eight hours. I genuinely have no idea
if I can do it? And how do you train
for a walk when you work a regular job. I
average between sixteen and seventeen thousand steps a day. That
(17:59):
feels like a lot, But then I noticed last night
it only equates to about six miles. How the heck
am I gonna make it to twenty Any tips would
be greatly appreciated. I can help you.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I did the math last night, and you have to
walk two and a half miles an hour constantly, which
is a good clip for eight hours. However, you will
have time to, like, you know, take a break and
poop and get lunch and whatever. You'll just have to
make up for it, So you're gonna have to walk
a little bit faster. But two and a half miles
an hour is a good it's not fast, yeah, three
(18:34):
and a half miles an hour that's a good clip. Yeah, yeah,
But two and a half is a good leisurely but
not slow pace. Number one, you can do it. You
can just be aware that you can't. You can't amble,
no ambling, You got to walk.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But I like to amble.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I know you are an ambling kind of a person.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
My reels.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I do it every year. I walk twenty miles, and
I mean I walk it in like nine to ten hours.
But I like so and like enjoy the surroundings and everything.
But if I was just consistently going, I could do it.
And if you walk sixteen thousand miles a day already,
you're already train ten thousand steps, sorry I meant that steps,
then you're already training for it. I feel like the
(19:16):
most more you could do is start walking around with
a rocksack.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I would just walk and would I would do maybe
I would do five miles and see how long it
takes you, and just check on your pace. When I
was a kid, we did a walkathon for the March
of Dimes, twenty miles and I think we started like
seven in the morning. We finished by it by three
in the afternoon. So you can do it. Check your shoes,
get good shoes, and make sure you got good shoes.
(19:41):
And I will say you don't want blisters, so break
your shoes in. But also there are hiking socks. There
are liners of a very thin pair of socks that
go next to your feet, and then you put regular
socks on over those. That way there's no rubbing. The
rubbing is between the two socks on the sock in
the foot. Yeah. I know that sounds dumb, but get
(20:02):
sock liners. They sell them down at Dick's or wherever.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
And don't have shoes that are just good enough. Get
good shoes, like expensive shoes. You can do it.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
How fine, I totally believe I do good. Okay, I
think that's gonna be it for the time we have
on the Minnesota goodbye. Please send your emails. We get
a few, like I said that we didn't get to
but we apologize for yesterday's not being uploaded. But if
we did read an email, I think we missed one
or two. So if you like wrote it in you're
(20:32):
like my email was dope and they didn't read my
dope email, then send it in again. It probably just
got lost in the shuffle and we read it yesterday.
That is it. Have a great weekend. Thank you for listening.
The email as always, Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.
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