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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a fun Minnesota Goodbye letter email that I
would like to share with you to kick off the
podcast today. Hello, my name is Brianna. Just finished Today's
Minnesota Goodbye and cackled once y'all started talking about how
some people might not know what dart licking is. I
was that girl, I asked my hairstylist, also good friend
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and avid listener, shout out, Sammy, girl I've listened to
or I've attached our text to this email. I was
so shocked, So there are screenshots of her text. So
this girl, Brianna writes to Sammy, what is dart licking?
Sammy says eating ass with a laugh of boji and
a skull dead emoji. Best text ever received lol, hashtag KDWB.
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Brianna writes back, I'm dead, cry laugh emoji with three
skull emojis, cackling in my car listening to the Minnesota Goodbye.
Sammy says, as you should be. It is the best
podcast truly. Then she goes on to say I've only
been listening for three years now, and I wasn't hearing
the meaning from anybody else on the show, so I
had to use my resources. We text often about what
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goes on. Y'all are great and keep on keeping on.
Another screenshot, Oh from Brianna to Sammy. Jenny and her
boyfriend broke up and she's crying on the radio and
I can't take it. Sammy the hairstylist says, girl, I
was just going to text you. I'm so so sad
for her. Four cry emojis. God, I just feel so bad.
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Next one doesn't have an introduction, but I'll go ahead
and read it, it says Sammy the HAIRSTYLI says, are you
listening right now to KATIEWB? Brianna says, ha ha, what
else would I be listening to? And no, I didn't
get to drive into work this morning, so I didn't listen.
Is it good enough to listen to the pod? Because
you can always go back and listen to the show
on the podcast and then another one on a different date,
(01:57):
it says. Brianna writes to the hairstyle of Sammy, I
just met Jenny and I'm fangirling so hard. Hairstylist Sammy
responds with, girl, I get it. I met her at
the KTWB girls night out and I too was fangirling
to cry emojis and then Sammy the Hairstylist says she
is a celebrity with six cry emojis. Oh my god,
(02:21):
I literally love that so much. Cry emoji. Are you
listening right now? Then we moved down to another one.
This is Brianna. I hope you're following this. There's two women.
Brianna is the letter writer with screenshots. Brianna writes to Sammy,
I am living for Tony being on the show right now.
What a fun way to start our mornings. Love to Sammy,
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the hairstylist says, I didn't have it on today. Damn it,
I missed out. I love him. They've had him on before.
I think is he their gay friend? Yeah? Brie says yes, God,
it was so funny. He was having straight men calling
and give them a story about weird things they've done
with their guys and telling them if they're gay or not.
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Sammy says, I love him. Oh my god. Yes, they've
done something like that before, and I think it's great.
Brie says, god, it was good. I need more of him,
ha ha. When he first came on, he's like, yeah,
I asked Jennie to be on because y'all need more diversity.
And then here's one another random one. Bree writes to
Sammy the Hairstylist, War of the Roses. He's definitely banging somebody.
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I love how people will text about their War of
the Roses experience in listening, Sammy the Hairstylist responds, this
text is amazing all on its own. Unfortunately, I motherfucking
missed this episode and now I'm mad. Bree says, you
got to listen. It's a new one. Sammy says, can
you believe this group therapy? Bree says, I'm in Vegas
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and I can't listen. Anyway. It goes on and on
and on. Oh, and then here's one more. Brie says,
I heard your email on the Minnesota Goodbye. Sammy says, yes, girl,
I know. I geeked out too when I heard it.
Two cry emojis and a skull emoji. My favorite is
when Dave's is Dave's when he sounds like he's drowning. Oh,
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my favorite laugh is Dave's when he sounds like he's
drowning gurgling on water. I think it's yeah. Is that
the one? Anyway? Thank you, Bree. That is the weirdest
email we've gotten. In a long time, and I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I have a friend who I used to work with
whose son listens to our show and he has like
a katwb group chat with his friends where they just
talk about what happens on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Really, So she texts me every so often.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
She's like, quick, send me a picture of you so
I can prove to my son that we're friends. And
then I'll just be like, here's one, and then she'll
be like, thanks. You really are making me out to
be like a cool mom. But oh yeah, I know, Bailey,
oh wow. But yeah, there's group group chats all over
the place.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I really had no idea, but it makes sense. I mean,
it's kind of like if you're watching. I think the
thing is most people listen to the show live or
semi I live. In other words, they're on the iHeart
app and maybe it's a thirty second delay. But if
they're listening and you're like texting your friend going oh
my god, in the same way that if you watched
a Netflix show that Bailey recommended, you would text Bailey
and go, oh my god, that was such a great recommendation.
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So we definitely encourage texting your friends to remind them, Hey,
group therapy is on. Hey, Vaunt is sturring the pot?
Or Dave is being charismatic and hysterical.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, or recruit someone new. Tell your friends to listen.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
To Yeah, Yeah, something you can bond over all right,
next one, Hello morning crew, First time writer. It all
started when I was sixteen, They dive right in. I
was diagnosed with ADHD and prescribed adderall I couldn't sleep
through the night, and you guys started at six I
started listening and won a ton of tickets and met
a lot of artists because I was the only one
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awake that early who cared. I like to joke that
I'm Dave's illegitimate daughter, and that's why I have a
direct line to KATIEWB. I am now twenty eight, and
I'm back obsessed with the show. I visited family in
Mexico in January and listened to the podcast in daily
shows because I was so homesick. Since then, I've had
two dreams about you guys, which isn't much, but it's weird.
(06:09):
It happened twice. Dream number one, my long term bestie,
who cannot drive, went on a road trip with my
other bestie, who also can't drive, without me, and I
was so upset. I ran all the way to Dave's apartment,
where he was like, all right, all right, stop crying.
I can't understand you. Lol. Funny ran all the way
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to my apartment.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Your apartment. Yeah, that's after the divorce. You gotta move.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Second dream happened last week. I'm making my way through
the podcast and I'm in Juna. Last year, I got
to the episode where Bailey was invited to a wedding
in Colorado and Dave offered his home.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yes, I had a dream. I was Bailey and I
was at Dave's house and I kept breaking stuff. Lol.
I woke up like, no, I don't know what to
talk about on the radio. Okay, sorry, this is so long.
If you read it, please please send me a sticker.
Love you guys. I refuse to dart lick with my Okay,
I'm not going to read that. That's just weird, she says,
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I refuse to dart lick with my illegitimate father. Oh
that's me, I see, but Jenny hmmm. And happy early birthday,
Bailey and late birthday, vont When is your birthday?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Mine is next Friday?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Okay, Okay, I'm going to take a picture of this
and send it to Secretary Brie. Her name is Uvia Rodriguez,
and I'm so glad you listen, give me a second
to send this to Oh there she is, okay, and
the next email actually happens to be about Secretary Bri.
Let me see you can find it. By the way,
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that was a great email. That's so funny. If you
dream about the show, please tell us it's so funny.
When you describe your dream to somebody, it sounds like
the stupidest thing ever, just truly stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Do you think it's here's just a question about dreaming.
If you text somebody that you either like, used to
day or are interested in dating, and you say like, hey,
you were in my dream last night.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Is that flirting? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, I think a little bit, but not necessarily. It
depends on if you follow with the winky face, right.
So if I wrote to Jenny and I said you
were in my dream last night, followed by a winki
face and a tongue hanging out wink emoji, yeah that's flirting, right.
But if I if I were to have a dream
about vont where Vaunt and I were like, you know,
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NASCAR drivers. I'd come in and say, I had the
weirdest dream about you last night.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I feel like saying I had a dream about
you and you were in my dream last night, or
like two different things because I had a dream about
you seem suggestive to me?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Does it because it's about you versus you were in it?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I wonder because I have an old boyfriend who texts
me occasionally just saying like, you were in my dream last.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Night, and I'll be like, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What's that feel?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I mean if he wanted to kiss, I would kiss him.
So that's why I'm asked. M'm like, is he flirting
with me? Is he keeping the door open because he's No,
he's married.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Can I tell you? I don't know if I told
you this, But right after my dog Josie died, I
got an anonymous card in the mail. No, they sent
pictures of me back when I was like in my
early twenties and when I worked in Ohio. They sent
pictures of me. They said, I'm sorry to hear about Josie,
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and I really miss you sometimes. I never found out
it was mailed from Cleveland I never found out who
that was from. It had to have been somebody who
had pictures of me that I gave to them and
knows enough about me now that they know about Josie
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and for them to say, I really miss you sometimes,
and I'm going to guess it was an old girlfriend.
But I could not figure out what They sent it
to my home address, which was really weird. Yeah, and
I showed it to Susan. I said, I have no
idea who this is from.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Huh so, maebee, I thought you would have figured it out,
but oh, well, can I tell you that story?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I am sure they sent it, didn't they send it
to the radio station. I swear you open that here
in the studio, And we were speculating you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Could be right, you could be right, Yeahzilla, Like, why
not tell who you are? I really miss you sometimes? Like, well,
that's really flattering. That felt good, but creepy.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
If they don't put their name on it and just
send pictures of you.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But I didn't find it creepy because obviously this was
somebody who I had given these. I recognize these pictures,
and so I'd given them to them at one time
or another. I don't know. Anyway, Let's move on to
the next one. Good morning friend, says Shannon, want to
send my love to Secretary Brie after her email about
her father on the radio this morning. If you didn't
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hear it, Brie was on talking about how her father
has been distant or out of her life for a
long time and she's come to accept that, and then
he actually wrote a big, long text message to Bree's
husband saying, basically, tell Brie, this is the last time
you'll hear from me. I am not going to put
up with this anymore. I cannot tolerate it. I have
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tried or whatever. Blah blah blah. And Bree was of
course hurt and didn't know why anybody's father would choose
to not be in their life or their grandkid's life.
So she goes on to say, I always hate to
say things like maybe it's for the better, or he'll
regret it down the road, blah blah blah. But Brie,
keep living that amazing, sober life with your family that
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deserve those special moments and keep thriving. My dad is
my rock. He's the sanity to my parents in general.
He's a man of few words, but wise they are,
and always shows his love. He seems to be fading
quickly and it tortures me. He's ridden with cancer and
he's been falling a lot, which all seemed like leading
up to the end. He's only sixty eight. Once he's gone,
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I don't know how it will tolerate my mother. I
do love my mom, but she's so extreme on so
many things. It's taken me decades to set healthy boundaries
with her. It's a constant battle to keep her mouth
shut about anything, politics, weight, clothing, Everything is in argument.
She's in wonderful health and her mother is still alive
at ninety five, so one day we'll have to endure
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her without my dad, potentially for twenty more years. So
as opposite as our father experiences are, I still know
Secretary Bree can kick ass at life. Love y'all from Shannon.
Mom lived in ninety five. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
No? I think she said she's still living.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is still alive at ninety five years old.
That is amazing to me because it's like you are now,
what thirty four and thirty five? The two of you
imagine living another sixty years. I know sixty years.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
My grandma's ninety four and she's still doing a well
she's doing while she lives alone, Like she gets people
to like chuck on her and stuff, but she's got
all her marbles still.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
So that's amazing. Really. Yeah, world, My mom started to
kind of start to show signs of dementia when she's
about sixty eight, and then I see people who have
all their marbles at like ninety five. There was like
a World War Two vet on TV the other day.
It's like one hundred and one years old. Yeah, and
he's you know, frail, but he's still making sense and
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he talks totally lucid sentences.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's like Dick Van Dyke, he's ninety nine, just like
tap dancing, like okay.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah wow. Well that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
A little short on emails today, but thank you very
much for sending those in. Anything you want to talk about,
we would love to hear from you. I mean every
day when we open up the mail bag for the
Minnesota Goodbye is it's always fun to see what you're
writing in about. So send in anything something new, bring
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up something that's been brought up in the past, Ask
any questions. Maybe there's something you've always wondered about any
of us, or about radio, or anything like that. Send
an email to Ryan's show at KDIWB dot com and
we'll get you on tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye,