December 3, 2025 • 19 mins
We plan for the live podcast, talk about our favorite Christmas gifts, and hear a rant about toothpaste from Juanita.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, kids, here we go with the Minnesota Goodbye.
I'm getting kind of excited about the Live Minnesota Goodbye
taping recording this Saturday. I'm gonna get here around eleven o'clock,
probably set up chairs, and I know Mike is going
to help us out. I know that Brianna's secretary Bree
is going to be here. Juanita is going to be here.
My friend Nate is not able to make it. He's
(00:20):
going to be at the Apple store, but his friend,
a teacher, is going to make it, and so many
people are. I'm really happy and flattered that so many
people want to come to the Minnesota Goodbye the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Let's start off with a rant from Juanita, who will
be here at the Minnesota Goodbye. Here comes Juanita's rant,
and I'm pushing the right buttons and wait for it.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, So this week's rand is about how fucking Patty
me and my husband have become. So we have a
Costco membership, so we use it once a month. I'm
music grabbing, you know, like all the toilet trees and
shit like that in Bolt when it comes down to
the toothpaste it's not like we don't have When we
get down to the last little bit of the toothpaste,
(01:06):
you could just easily grab a brand new toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And open it up and just use it. But no,
this is how patty we've become.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So when it gets down to the last of the toothpaste,
it's almost like we're competing against each other to see
who could get the last of the toothpaste out before
the next person has to grab the new one. But
now I think he's being more competitive than me, because
it's almost like this fucker is using a pair of
vice scripts to see to get the last and a
bit of the toothpaste out of the god damn too.
(01:38):
Now I know for a fact that I've left barely
just enough toothpaste where he could barely get enough toothpaste
out of there to where he has to get a
new toothpaste, But he doesn't. I know for a fact
that he had he's had got a pair of vice
scripts in the bathroom drawer somewhere to where he squos
(01:59):
just enough toothpast out of the fucking tube to put
on his goddamn toothbrush, and then he throws it away
and he fucking refuses to get a new one and
open it. No, he squows just enough to put on
his fucking toothbrush and then he throws it away, but
he doesn't get a new one. God damn it. That
man pisses me. Well, that's my rent. I'll see you
(02:21):
guys this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Love you bye, love you back. I don't know if
squos is actually a word. I get squeezed it squoses, yeah,
but I do the same thing. I'm very frugal about that.
If I can get just a fucking another squeeze out
of that toothpaste tube right now, I'm almost out, but
I am not throwing the tube away, even though I've
(02:43):
got a plethora of toothpaste tubes in a closet.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I even do one more because I want to get
all of the toothpaste out. And then I end up
cutting it, like cutting the tube with it sizzy, so
it's totally empty, you think, And then you cut it
and there's so much toothpaste inside the tube still, and
then I just cut off like a little bit at
a time and then just squeeze it out from whatever
section I cut from.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Google for me, If you will toothpaste tube squeezer because
there is a little something. They were giving them away
at the State Fair, and they look like a little
piece of plastic, yeah, with a slot in it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You see it, yep, and then you just use that
and like kind of drag it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Right, I use that. How much is one of those things?
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It looks like, well, a really nice one, super nice
one would be eighteen dollars. That's the one where it
winds up inside of it. Oh no, but a not
so nice one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
This one looks like it should cost about a nickel.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, it's for a pack of three. For a pack
of three, you can get it for six dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, that's still a lot because I've had those. I
got them at the State Fair. I think they were
giving them away and they squeezed the tube before you
slied it up and it gets all the toothpaste out,
all right. Next one, let's see here. There are a
lot of random emails, and I want to save some
for Saturday too, So let's see what we get here.
(04:02):
Here is Danielle, She writes in Hello, favorite morning show crew,
imagine my excitement when you announced a live podcast on
a date that I'll be back in Minnesota visiting. I
live in Illinois now. Then imagine my disappointment when my
mom told my sister and I that she bought tickets
for us to see a Christmas Carol left the gu
three that same day at one pm. No, apparently she's
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never been there, and she's one of the those that
doesn't like going to Minneapolis at night. But really, Mom,
I'm sure it was something like Wick. If it was
something like Wicked, I'd be more excited. But I'm so
upset I won't be able to make it to the
live podcast. And yes, I asked her if we could
just switch tickets to the show, because I had to
at least ask, but that didn't go over so well. Bailey,
do you want to switch places? So you go to
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the Guthree and she does the Minnesota goodbye.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Great, Yeah, thanks, The Guthree is going to be a
good show. I know, Bob Cratchit.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know Bob Cratchit, I do, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe this makes me sound ungrateful to my mom, trust me,
I'm not. But your show has been such a big
part of our life and helped me through so much
that it would be a cool opportunity, although knowing my luck,
I would probably freeze when meeting y'all, and Juanita would
be like, are you going to stand there with that
fucking stupid look on your face? You're going to say
something anyway. I am going to donate twenty five dollars
(05:14):
to Christmas Wish and the Spirit of the Live podcast.
And you said you needed email. So here's my sad
story I wanted to share. All right, Danielle who is
from Illinois, who will be in Minnesota but not at
the live podcast ps, I know you have Christmas Wish
going on, but sometimes listeners have been able to stop
by during the show to say Hi, would that be
an option on Monday or Tuesday of next week if
(05:35):
it's too busy, I understand, but it would be like
a consolation prize, and I'd bring donuts or something. Please
let me know absolutely. I'm going to text her back.
I'm going to write her back right now and tell her,
of course, don't bring us anything we don't we know.
Don't you don't eat anything that people bring Jenny, see, No.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I was gonna say maybe coffee. I get a hype down.
Some people bring us coffee sometimes, right, I don't usually
eat whatever. People know. Somebody brought some really good highvy
cookies like a.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Week Oh yeah, you were here for one of those.
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh I brought one home too. Oh wow, look at you.
I think I brought two homes.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You really did it. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
They were really good. We just don't I mean a
lot of people bring by donuts and pastries, and I
just I love that stuff. I just don't need. I
will tell you the.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Time of year where we're eating so much like sweets. Yeah,
it is kind of like it's not as much of
a treat.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I feel like this is the tree to me.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We had chicken meatballs in spaghetti last night for dinner
because I didn't eat all the way from Monday morning
at the eleven thirty until yesterday at twelve thirty. And
I had a turkey sandwich. And Susan said, what do
you want for dinner? You have an eating in a day,
And I said spaghetti and meatballs. Okay, just chicken meatballs, okay,
(06:51):
nose please. So she made homemade chicken meatballs and they
were next one. Brent writes in I wish I was
in town this weekend to join us Saturday. It sounds
like a blast any who. Somebody wrote in today discussing
favorite gifts, and it rattled a few things loose for me.
Number one favorite gift received or maybe most memorable. When
I was a kid in the nineties, my dad and
(07:12):
stepmom decided only to give one big family gift to
the four of us kids. We got a new computer. Wow,
Dave and maybe Jenny will understand what a new computer
was like in the nineties, no Internet and a whole
lot of Oregon trail. They wrapped each piece of the
computer separately and we each got to open a piece.
I was the lucky little boy who was gifted a
(07:33):
power strip. Who yeah, me, that is magical. I mean, seriously,
that is you know, a computer back then was pretty cool.
My favorite gift received, I would probably have to say, God,
I'd need a minute to think about it. I would
say probably a hot wheels track. Me and my brother
got it as a mutual gift when I was probably
(07:55):
in first grade. He was in sixth grade. So I
would say favorite gift received hot wheels track.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Wevont and I answered that question yesterday you bail?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Someone ask on the podcast so mine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I The one that I remember is when me and
my sister were maybe like five and six years old.
My mom got us this giant like traveler trunk, kind
of those huge trunks that you see, and when we
opened it, it was all like dress up clothes and
they were all like thrifted giant dresses and beads and
(08:29):
hats and things, and it was just so we could
play pretent. It was awesome. And so she's like, that's
the if anyone asks me what should I get my kids,
get him a trunk and then just fill it with
like a on sale Halloween costumes the day after Halloween.
And it brought so much joy.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It was great favorite gift given About ten years ago.
I couldn't think of anything to give my niece a
nephew for Christmas. They were probably preteen or just turnteene,
so I decided to give them each hundred dollars. I
didn't want to just hand it to them though, I
wanted to have something to open. I bought them both
a lock box that had a three or four digit
code to open. I set a code for each of
them and gave them a list of questions they had
to answer to reveal the code. The questions were all
(09:07):
family related, like what's the last number in Grandma's birth year?
This required them to go and ask others questions. It
was super fun. That is a cool idea. I gave
my best two kids. I gave them each a puzzle box.
Is a clear made You had to roll the ball
through the clear maze that was three dimensional to get
the one hundred dollars out of the puzzle box. I said,
(09:30):
did you do it? I know they broke it open.
I know they broke it open because it was a
difficult puzzle to do, but I wanted them to enjoy it.
But I fucking know they fucking broke it open.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That was your favorite gift that you've given? Is that puzzle?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, it was just a reminder. My favorite gift I
given was probably I gave my mom and dad a
color TV. Back when they used to call them color TVs,
they're just TVs now. My mom and dad watched a
shit old TV that sat up on top of the
non working TV. It had a broken code hanger sticking
out of it, and in when I was probably about
twenty five or twenty seven, I bought them a TV,
(10:06):
and I was very proud of that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So that was the favorite gift.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I've given mine was when like maybe like three years ago.
My dad has always been the kind of person that says,
don't get me anything. I don't need anything, I don't
want anything. Do not get me anything. But me and
my sister went hasis on getting him a little free
library for his front front yard. And that man loves
(10:32):
that little free library. He was so pissed when we
were like, we brought you, we got you a gift.
He's like, no, I told you I don't want it.
But it's a gift that keeps on giving because he
keeps a little like bin full of books so he
can like refresh the books that he puts in it. Yeah,
and he loves like watching people like walk up because
he's retired and just kind of hangs out at home,
so he likes watching people like come up and grab
(10:52):
a book. And if they're not coming up, then he's like, oh,
I need to refresh the books. And he wants to
put like a little dog treat container out there. Freaking
loves that little library.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's really It's a cute gift.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Next one. This was the same guy, Brent from Chicago.
This is probably the best only good gift idea I've
ever had. To be honest, I'm not a fan of
gift giving it certain times of the year, Christmas, Birthdays.
I think it puts too much pressure on everyone. Buy
him something when you can afford it and you're thinking
about it. My partner and I've been together for sixteen
years and we have never bought each other a birthday,
(11:25):
Christmas or anniversary gift. We were fortunate to be able
to afford all the things we need. We just buy
it when we needed to think about it. I find
it weird when couples stressing her out over gifts for
for or from their spouses. I saw a relative of
mind being gifted a Louis Vauton bag from their spouse one.
She said, thank you, babe, and he said, now you
know I love you? Oh really? Does that really mean love?
(11:49):
Spending money on overpriced shit barf now for you to
put that two thousand dollars in a furrow? One k
Maybe you're onto something. Have a great day all. Brent
from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I think, I mean, I agree with like I do
think it's stressful having like a day where you give
gifts as the marker for like, okay, either you buy
stuff super early in the year and then you have
to store it somewhere and remember what it where it was,
or you have to buy everything in that month leading
up to the day that you get the gifts, and
it is like stressful because I'd rather do the same
(12:21):
thing when I can afford it. And I'm thinking about
you this when I buy the thing, versus going out
and buying stuff for people.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm not really a I feel obligated to buy at Christmas,
but certain people are fun to buy for. Like I
bought Alison a little tiny art paint box, and I'm
excited to give that to her. I bought you something, Bailey,
and I think something for yes and Jenny that I'm
excited to give to you guys. But Susan doesn't need anything.
(12:49):
She doesn't want anything. She is not a material kind
of a person. She doesn't want a coach bag, she
doesn't want a jacket, she doesn't want, you know, a brooch,
a boat, a broch So I just you know, she'll
a lot of the time, honestly, she'll buy herself something
from me, like a bottle of perfume. And I'm like,
I could have bought that for She's like, no, I
(13:10):
know you've got stuff to do. I bought it for myself. Okay,
all right. You know one thing, guys kind off topic
is we're gonna we gotta think about what we're gonna
do during the Minnesota Goodbye, so it won't just be like, okay,
well you guys all got any questions. And that is
one thing that if you're coming to the Minnesota Goodbye
Live Broncat, please come with a question or two. And
(13:30):
if you're shy, there will be a little comment card
when you come in. It'll be like, oh, you can
write a comment like okay, how often does Bailey floss?
And then you slip it in the box and then
you know, we'll pull some out at random. There is
somebody who's going to ask questions, or they give us
a question sheet of things that you may or may
not know about the show. This is Stephanie. So we'll
do some of these questions too. For example, name some
(13:56):
of the professions Dave claims to you may pursue in retirement.
Walmart Walmart readers.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
One, yep, yep, let's see tsa agent's right.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Pet groomer? Who used to work on an historical farm? Me,
that's Bailey. Yeah, let's do another one here. Who alerted?
Who aerated a random listener's lawn when a bit went
bad on the morning show? That was Fallon? Yes, yep?
(14:30):
Who fell in a manhole?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That was Dave's sister don Donna.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yes. So we'll do some of those questions, but we
got to have maybe, like we're gonna have some prizes
to give away. I'm working on pizza. Is there anything
else that we should build into the Minnesota Goodbye Live
broadcast games? Maybe we should play a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Fast yeah or fast red Flags?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Face off?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like what are what are games that we could play
with like not just them watching us play a game,
but you know, like they could be like everyone involved
versus like one person, you know, yeah, because there's nothing
like hey, can we get a volunteer and then everyone's
hand goes up?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well? Sure? And also I want people to laugh. Yeah,
And I think that if you stand there or you
sit there and just like we don't do anything you
make you laugh, then I think we've failed, right, So
maybe we should do some improv games too.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I have some.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, okay, and maybe we should do like the dirtier version,
because there are dirtier versions Jenny, of that game. What's
the one where we say a phrase and it's words
that don't make sense, but when you jumbled them together incoherent?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, there are the dirty version of incoherent.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Let's do that one because we need to work some
dirty stuff in there. Some people have said, hey, can
I bring my six year old? We'd love to come
and and I wrote them back and I said, honestly, no,
you got to be at least eighteen, because I am
not going to be like, you know, making dick jokes
and saying, you know, the F bomb while a little
six year old boy is looking up.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
At me, Like, all you're going to think of is
there's this little six year old. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know what else I thought about doing? You know
all the sex toys we have in the other room.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What if we sold those or we gave them away
for a twenty dollars donation to Christmas wish. We got
to get rid of them. They won't let us give
them away on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We have so many too, so many explain.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Why we have sex toys.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So Melissa is a listener and she I think called
in maybe on no Phone Friday or like what's your
weird job or something like that, and she said, well,
I actually do reviews of sex toys for you know,
a living That's what I do. I do like reviews
in general for like a bunch of different items. And
she says she doesn't have to use them, she just
(16:38):
like shows how it works, talks about it, makes a
video about it, and then gets I mean that's how
she works. I guess. So she's like, I have so
many sex toys. Do you want them? And we were like, yeah,
we want them. So we have literally two like giant
locker size bags in the other room.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah. So I don't know, it's a little bit. I
don't think we asked for permission with that. But I
think if we bring in the sex toys and put
them like back in the studio X or what over here? Yeah,
and if you want to buy a sex toy or
maybe we could do this, give us twenty dollars and
live on the podcast, will let you reach into the
mystery bag of sex toys. I think that's it and
(17:18):
pull it out and now it's like you might be
a woman and you get an artificial artificial who.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Ha, right, and that's very likely.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I think there's also a good idea because I think
it's going to be too complicated of someone being like,
I don't really like this feature and I want that
in pink instead, So like we just I feel like
having people dig through a box of like one hundred
sex toys might be a little more complicated. But the
surprise mystery box, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And they are all pretty much surprise mystery boxes. They're
all like unmarked, you don't know what it is until
you open it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, So there'sn't right that we got to write these down.
You write these down?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well, I think I miss the other one because I
was responding about an email but wish but I got incoherent.
We're going to play some dirty games, which I threw
out thinks improv we.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Can im proud of other day. What would a dirty
version of think fast? Other names for jizz Jenny go come? Okay?
Uh load, Oh, we're still going spooge.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Milkman mon okay, see.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Man, juice, buttermilk, buttermilk.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Butter milk now see That's why we would make people
laugh if we did that, because I want people to laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What I'm worried about is looking up halfway through the
podcast and somebody like Jannita is looking at her watch.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I feel like you have no faith that we don't
know how to entertain in front of a live audience.
Don't we do this every day?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, but I want people to laugh, and we're not
going to do things seriously like yeah, we're not going
to do anything like I mean, we could do something
maybe like a scandalous email or something, but I'm excited
about it. It should be fun, I will say after
it's over, when we're like, when we're done to the podcast,
I'm going to hang around and say hi to people
(19:09):
because you know, you never know what will happen. This
might be the last time I ever get to see you,
so I will hang around.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Not dying.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Let's just clarify, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I haven't got I haven't got my camera pill test
back yet, so so I'll hang around. But I'm not
hanging around all afternoon. I got to get down to
Lake City for a party. So if you notice other
people behind you that have been standing there for ten
minutes and you're talking to Bailey. Let the other people
behind you also talk to Bailey.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And I will literally be going straight to the state
debate tournament. Baby. So yeah, but I would love to
talk to people.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, I'll be there to hang out and talk afterwards.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, yeah, she's got no where to be.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I don't actually for a Saturday. I kept that wide open.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye emails, Ryan
Show at kadiwb dot com
All right, kids, here we go with the Minnesota Goodbye.
I'm getting kind of excited about the Live Minnesota Goodbye
taping recording this Saturday. I'm gonna get here around eleven o'clock,
probably set up chairs, and I know Mike is going
to help us out. I know that Brianna's secretary Bree
is going to be here. Juanita is going to be here.
My friend Nate is not able to make it. He's
(00:20):
going to be at the Apple store, but his friend,
a teacher, is going to make it, and so many
people are. I'm really happy and flattered that so many
people want to come to the Minnesota Goodbye the broadcast.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Let's start off with a rant from Juanita, who will
be here at the Minnesota Goodbye. Here comes Juanita's rant,
and I'm pushing the right buttons and wait for it.
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, So this week's rand is about how fucking Patty
me and my husband have become. So we have a
Costco membership, so we use it once a month. I'm
music grabbing, you know, like all the toilet trees and
shit like that in Bolt when it comes down to
the toothpaste it's not like we don't have When we
get down to the last little bit of the toothpaste,
(01:06):
you could just easily grab a brand new toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
And open it up and just use it. But no,
this is how patty we've become.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So when it gets down to the last of the toothpaste,
it's almost like we're competing against each other to see
who could get the last of the toothpaste out before
the next person has to grab the new one. But
now I think he's being more competitive than me, because
it's almost like this fucker is using a pair of
vice scripts to see to get the last and a
bit of the toothpaste out of the god damn too.
(01:38):
Now I know for a fact that I've left barely
just enough toothpaste where he could barely get enough toothpaste
out of there to where he has to get a
new toothpaste, But he doesn't. I know for a fact
that he had he's had got a pair of vice
scripts in the bathroom drawer somewhere to where he squos
(01:59):
just enough toothpast out of the fucking tube to put
on his goddamn toothbrush, and then he throws it away
and he fucking refuses to get a new one and
open it. No, he squows just enough to put on
his fucking toothbrush and then he throws it away, but
he doesn't get a new one. God damn it. That
man pisses me. Well, that's my rent. I'll see you
(02:21):
guys this weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Love you bye, love you back. I don't know if
squos is actually a word. I get squeezed it squoses, yeah,
but I do the same thing. I'm very frugal about that.
If I can get just a fucking another squeeze out
of that toothpaste tube right now, I'm almost out, but
I am not throwing the tube away, even though I've
(02:43):
got a plethora of toothpaste tubes in a closet.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I even do one more because I want to get
all of the toothpaste out. And then I end up
cutting it, like cutting the tube with it sizzy, so
it's totally empty, you think, And then you cut it
and there's so much toothpaste inside the tube still, and
then I just cut off like a little bit at
a time and then just squeeze it out from whatever
section I cut from.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Google for me, If you will toothpaste tube squeezer because
there is a little something. They were giving them away
at the State Fair, and they look like a little
piece of plastic, yeah, with a slot in it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You see it, yep, and then you just use that
and like kind of drag it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Right, I use that. How much is one of those things?
Do you have any idea?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
It looks like, well, a really nice one, super nice
one would be eighteen dollars. That's the one where it
winds up inside of it. Oh no, but a not
so nice one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
This one looks like it should cost about a nickel.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, it's for a pack of three. For a pack
of three, you can get it for six dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, that's still a lot because I've had those. I
got them at the State Fair. I think they were
giving them away and they squeezed the tube before you
slied it up and it gets all the toothpaste out,
all right. Next one, let's see here. There are a
lot of random emails, and I want to save some
for Saturday too, So let's see what we get here.
(04:02):
Here is Danielle, She writes in Hello, favorite morning show crew,
imagine my excitement when you announced a live podcast on
a date that I'll be back in Minnesota visiting. I
live in Illinois now. Then imagine my disappointment when my
mom told my sister and I that she bought tickets
for us to see a Christmas Carol left the gu
three that same day at one pm. No, apparently she's
(04:24):
never been there, and she's one of the those that
doesn't like going to Minneapolis at night. But really, Mom,
I'm sure it was something like Wick. If it was
something like Wicked, I'd be more excited. But I'm so
upset I won't be able to make it to the
live podcast. And yes, I asked her if we could
just switch tickets to the show, because I had to
at least ask, but that didn't go over so well. Bailey,
do you want to switch places? So you go to
(04:44):
the Guthree and she does the Minnesota goodbye.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Great, Yeah, thanks, The Guthree is going to be a
good show. I know, Bob Cratchit.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know Bob Cratchit, I do, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Maybe this makes me sound ungrateful to my mom, trust me,
I'm not. But your show has been such a big
part of our life and helped me through so much
that it would be a cool opportunity, although knowing my luck,
I would probably freeze when meeting y'all, and Juanita would
be like, are you going to stand there with that
fucking stupid look on your face? You're going to say
something anyway. I am going to donate twenty five dollars
(05:14):
to Christmas Wish and the Spirit of the Live podcast.
And you said you needed email. So here's my sad
story I wanted to share. All right, Danielle who is
from Illinois, who will be in Minnesota but not at
the live podcast ps, I know you have Christmas Wish
going on, but sometimes listeners have been able to stop
by during the show to say Hi, would that be
an option on Monday or Tuesday of next week if
(05:35):
it's too busy, I understand, but it would be like
a consolation prize, and I'd bring donuts or something. Please
let me know absolutely. I'm going to text her back.
I'm going to write her back right now and tell her,
of course, don't bring us anything we don't we know.
Don't you don't eat anything that people bring Jenny, see, No.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I was gonna say maybe coffee. I get a hype down.
Some people bring us coffee sometimes, right, I don't usually
eat whatever. People know. Somebody brought some really good highvy
cookies like a.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Week Oh yeah, you were here for one of those.
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh I brought one home too. Oh wow, look at you.
I think I brought two homes.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You really did it. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
They were really good. We just don't I mean a
lot of people bring by donuts and pastries, and I
just I love that stuff. I just don't need. I
will tell you the.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Time of year where we're eating so much like sweets. Yeah,
it is kind of like it's not as much of
a treat.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I feel like this is the tree to me.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We had chicken meatballs in spaghetti last night for dinner
because I didn't eat all the way from Monday morning
at the eleven thirty until yesterday at twelve thirty. And
I had a turkey sandwich. And Susan said, what do
you want for dinner? You have an eating in a day,
And I said spaghetti and meatballs. Okay, just chicken meatballs, okay,
(06:51):
nose please. So she made homemade chicken meatballs and they
were next one. Brent writes in I wish I was
in town this weekend to join us Saturday. It sounds
like a blast any who. Somebody wrote in today discussing
favorite gifts, and it rattled a few things loose for me.
Number one favorite gift received or maybe most memorable. When
I was a kid in the nineties, my dad and
(07:12):
stepmom decided only to give one big family gift to
the four of us kids. We got a new computer. Wow,
Dave and maybe Jenny will understand what a new computer
was like in the nineties, no Internet and a whole
lot of Oregon trail. They wrapped each piece of the
computer separately and we each got to open a piece.
I was the lucky little boy who was gifted a
(07:33):
power strip. Who yeah, me, that is magical. I mean, seriously,
that is you know, a computer back then was pretty cool.
My favorite gift received, I would probably have to say, God,
I'd need a minute to think about it. I would
say probably a hot wheels track. Me and my brother
got it as a mutual gift when I was probably
(07:55):
in first grade. He was in sixth grade. So I
would say favorite gift received hot wheels track.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Wevont and I answered that question yesterday you bail?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Someone ask on the podcast so mine.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I The one that I remember is when me and
my sister were maybe like five and six years old.
My mom got us this giant like traveler trunk, kind
of those huge trunks that you see, and when we
opened it, it was all like dress up clothes and
they were all like thrifted giant dresses and beads and
(08:29):
hats and things, and it was just so we could
play pretent. It was awesome. And so she's like, that's
the if anyone asks me what should I get my kids,
get him a trunk and then just fill it with
like a on sale Halloween costumes the day after Halloween.
And it brought so much joy.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It was great favorite gift given About ten years ago.
I couldn't think of anything to give my niece a
nephew for Christmas. They were probably preteen or just turnteene,
so I decided to give them each hundred dollars. I
didn't want to just hand it to them though, I
wanted to have something to open. I bought them both
a lock box that had a three or four digit
code to open. I set a code for each of
them and gave them a list of questions they had
to answer to reveal the code. The questions were all
(09:07):
family related, like what's the last number in Grandma's birth year?
This required them to go and ask others questions. It
was super fun. That is a cool idea. I gave
my best two kids. I gave them each a puzzle box.
Is a clear made You had to roll the ball
through the clear maze that was three dimensional to get
the one hundred dollars out of the puzzle box. I said,
(09:30):
did you do it? I know they broke it open.
I know they broke it open because it was a
difficult puzzle to do, but I wanted them to enjoy it.
But I fucking know they fucking broke it open.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That was your favorite gift that you've given? Is that puzzle?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, it was just a reminder. My favorite gift I
given was probably I gave my mom and dad a
color TV. Back when they used to call them color TVs,
they're just TVs now. My mom and dad watched a
shit old TV that sat up on top of the
non working TV. It had a broken code hanger sticking
out of it, and in when I was probably about
twenty five or twenty seven, I bought them a TV,
(10:06):
and I was very proud of that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So that was the favorite gift.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I've given mine was when like maybe like three years ago.
My dad has always been the kind of person that says,
don't get me anything. I don't need anything, I don't
want anything. Do not get me anything. But me and
my sister went hasis on getting him a little free
library for his front front yard. And that man loves
(10:32):
that little free library. He was so pissed when we
were like, we brought you, we got you a gift.
He's like, no, I told you I don't want it.
But it's a gift that keeps on giving because he
keeps a little like bin full of books so he
can like refresh the books that he puts in it. Yeah,
and he loves like watching people like walk up because
he's retired and just kind of hangs out at home,
so he likes watching people like come up and grab
(10:52):
a book. And if they're not coming up, then he's like, oh,
I need to refresh the books. And he wants to
put like a little dog treat container out there. Freaking
loves that little library.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's fun.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's really It's a cute gift.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Next one. This was the same guy, Brent from Chicago.
This is probably the best only good gift idea I've
ever had. To be honest, I'm not a fan of
gift giving it certain times of the year, Christmas, Birthdays.
I think it puts too much pressure on everyone. Buy
him something when you can afford it and you're thinking
about it. My partner and I've been together for sixteen
years and we have never bought each other a birthday,
(11:25):
Christmas or anniversary gift. We were fortunate to be able
to afford all the things we need. We just buy
it when we needed to think about it. I find
it weird when couples stressing her out over gifts for
for or from their spouses. I saw a relative of
mind being gifted a Louis Vauton bag from their spouse one.
She said, thank you, babe, and he said, now you
know I love you? Oh really? Does that really mean love?
(11:49):
Spending money on overpriced shit barf now for you to
put that two thousand dollars in a furrow? One k
Maybe you're onto something. Have a great day all. Brent
from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I think, I mean, I agree with like I do
think it's stressful having like a day where you give
gifts as the marker for like, okay, either you buy
stuff super early in the year and then you have
to store it somewhere and remember what it where it was,
or you have to buy everything in that month leading
up to the day that you get the gifts, and
it is like stressful because I'd rather do the same
(12:21):
thing when I can afford it. And I'm thinking about
you this when I buy the thing, versus going out
and buying stuff for people.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm not really a I feel obligated to buy at Christmas,
but certain people are fun to buy for. Like I
bought Alison a little tiny art paint box, and I'm
excited to give that to her. I bought you something, Bailey,
and I think something for yes and Jenny that I'm
excited to give to you guys. But Susan doesn't need anything.
(12:49):
She doesn't want anything. She is not a material kind
of a person. She doesn't want a coach bag, she
doesn't want a jacket, she doesn't want, you know, a brooch,
a boat, a broch So I just you know, she'll
a lot of the time, honestly, she'll buy herself something
from me, like a bottle of perfume. And I'm like,
I could have bought that for She's like, no, I
(13:10):
know you've got stuff to do. I bought it for myself. Okay,
all right. You know one thing, guys kind off topic
is we're gonna we gotta think about what we're gonna
do during the Minnesota Goodbye, so it won't just be like, okay,
well you guys all got any questions. And that is
one thing that if you're coming to the Minnesota Goodbye
Live Broncat, please come with a question or two. And
(13:30):
if you're shy, there will be a little comment card
when you come in. It'll be like, oh, you can
write a comment like okay, how often does Bailey floss?
And then you slip it in the box and then
you know, we'll pull some out at random. There is
somebody who's going to ask questions, or they give us
a question sheet of things that you may or may
not know about the show. This is Stephanie. So we'll
do some of these questions too. For example, name some
(13:56):
of the professions Dave claims to you may pursue in retirement.
Walmart Walmart readers.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
One, yep, yep, let's see tsa agent's right.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Pet groomer? Who used to work on an historical farm? Me,
that's Bailey. Yeah, let's do another one here. Who alerted?
Who aerated a random listener's lawn when a bit went
bad on the morning show? That was Fallon? Yes, yep?
(14:30):
Who fell in a manhole?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
That was Dave's sister don Donna.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yes. So we'll do some of those questions, but we
got to have maybe, like we're gonna have some prizes
to give away. I'm working on pizza. Is there anything
else that we should build into the Minnesota Goodbye Live
broadcast games? Maybe we should play a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Fast yeah or fast red Flags?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Face off?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Like what are what are games that we could play
with like not just them watching us play a game,
but you know, like they could be like everyone involved
versus like one person, you know, yeah, because there's nothing
like hey, can we get a volunteer and then everyone's
hand goes up?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well? Sure? And also I want people to laugh. Yeah,
And I think that if you stand there or you
sit there and just like we don't do anything you
make you laugh, then I think we've failed, right, So
maybe we should do some improv games too.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I have some.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, okay, and maybe we should do like the dirtier version,
because there are dirtier versions Jenny, of that game. What's
the one where we say a phrase and it's words
that don't make sense, but when you jumbled them together incoherent?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, there are the dirty version of incoherent.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Let's do that one because we need to work some
dirty stuff in there. Some people have said, hey, can
I bring my six year old? We'd love to come
and and I wrote them back and I said, honestly, no,
you got to be at least eighteen, because I am
not going to be like, you know, making dick jokes
and saying, you know, the F bomb while a little
six year old boy is looking up.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
At me, Like, all you're going to think of is
there's this little six year old. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know what else I thought about doing? You know
all the sex toys we have in the other room.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah, oh my gosh, I forgot about.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What if we sold those or we gave them away
for a twenty dollars donation to Christmas wish. We got
to get rid of them. They won't let us give
them away on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We have so many too, so many explain.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Why we have sex toys.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
So Melissa is a listener and she I think called
in maybe on no Phone Friday or like what's your
weird job or something like that, and she said, well,
I actually do reviews of sex toys for you know,
a living That's what I do. I do like reviews
in general for like a bunch of different items. And
she says she doesn't have to use them, she just
(16:38):
like shows how it works, talks about it, makes a
video about it, and then gets I mean that's how
she works. I guess. So she's like, I have so
many sex toys. Do you want them? And we were like, yeah,
we want them. So we have literally two like giant
locker size bags in the other room.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah. So I don't know, it's a little bit. I
don't think we asked for permission with that. But I
think if we bring in the sex toys and put
them like back in the studio X or what over here? Yeah,
and if you want to buy a sex toy or
maybe we could do this, give us twenty dollars and
live on the podcast, will let you reach into the
mystery bag of sex toys. I think that's it and
(17:18):
pull it out and now it's like you might be
a woman and you get an artificial artificial who.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Ha, right, and that's very likely.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I think there's also a good idea because I think
it's going to be too complicated of someone being like,
I don't really like this feature and I want that
in pink instead, So like we just I feel like
having people dig through a box of like one hundred
sex toys might be a little more complicated. But the
surprise mystery box, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And they are all pretty much surprise mystery boxes. They're
all like unmarked, you don't know what it is until
you open it.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, So there'sn't right that we got to write these down.
You write these down?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Well, I think I miss the other one because I
was responding about an email but wish but I got incoherent.
We're going to play some dirty games, which I threw
out thinks improv we.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Can im proud of other day. What would a dirty
version of think fast? Other names for jizz Jenny go come? Okay?
Uh load, Oh, we're still going spooge.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Milkman mon okay, see.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Man, juice, buttermilk, buttermilk.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Butter milk now see That's why we would make people
laugh if we did that, because I want people to laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What I'm worried about is looking up halfway through the
podcast and somebody like Jannita is looking at her watch.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I feel like you have no faith that we don't
know how to entertain in front of a live audience.
Don't we do this every day?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, but I want people to laugh, and we're not
going to do things seriously like yeah, we're not going
to do anything like I mean, we could do something
maybe like a scandalous email or something, but I'm excited
about it. It should be fun, I will say after
it's over, when we're like, when we're done to the podcast,
I'm going to hang around and say hi to people
(19:09):
because you know, you never know what will happen. This
might be the last time I ever get to see you,
so I will hang around.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Not dying.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Let's just clarify, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I haven't got I haven't got my camera pill test
back yet, so so I'll hang around. But I'm not
hanging around all afternoon. I got to get down to
Lake City for a party. So if you notice other
people behind you that have been standing there for ten
minutes and you're talking to Bailey. Let the other people
behind you also talk to Bailey.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And I will literally be going straight to the state
debate tournament. Baby. So yeah, but I would love to
talk to people.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, I'll be there to hang out and talk afterwards.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, yeah, she's got no where to be.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I don't actually for a Saturday. I kept that wide open.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye emails, Ryan
Show at kadiwb dot com
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