Special Guest Bailey Joins Today!

Bailey who's been filling in while Jenny is out joins the MN Goodbye today to answer some questions & emails!

Episode Transcript

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Guesting today on the Minnesota Goodbye isBailey J. Hes Hello. Bailey has
never been on the Minnesota Goodbye before? I have one time? Have you
been on the Minnesota Goodbye? Yeah? One time when I learned about dart
Lick. Oh yeah, good times. I'm still haunted. Uh, I
don't blame you. Bailey J.Has the JAY stands for stands for like

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seven different names. Really, soit's just a J is not j y.
It's just the letter jays jay.And I would like to point out
that there's no period after the Jay. It is just the series. Yes,
and so bothers me when people puta period after it. So I
like on your government ID or whatever, driver's license, social Security card,
it just says Bailey J. Noperiod has Yes, indeed, that's what

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it says. Okay, gotcha?Yeah, all right, Well let's dive
in Bailey J. With no periodto the Minnesota Goodbye. Here we go.
We're gonna start off with Sidney,says Dave and Drake. Are we
really ignoring the fact that Wednesday's MinnesotaGoodbye was just Dave's spitting options for the
promos for the show. Was itan issue with uploading the wrong thing,
or did you forget to do thepodcast. No, we did the podcast

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and there was a mistake, andI think Drake honestly just uploaded the wrong
thing. And I noticed it laterin the day when people started messaging me
in saying, Dave, the MinnesotaGoodbye is just you like talking about what's
going to be on the show forthe next day, and those should not.
So what we did was we pulledthat down yesterday morning Thursday morning and

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then put the right one up,so there was no new Minnesota goodbye one
day this week. I would havejust said it was a ben just committed
to it, like I am.You know there's that, you know,
there definitely is that. But thisone should be uploaded and this one should
be the one that you hear overthe weekend. Let's go to the next
one, Dave. I was justwondering if you sent out a sticker for

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my garage fridge. You thought itsaid garbage fridge when you read it.
I know you're in Colorado when youread my email, was still hoping to
get one for the garbage fridge ifpossible. I know in the podcast you
didn't mention that you took a pictureof my so just double checking that is
from Chris, and Chris, Ithink I did, but now that I

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look at your address, I don'tthink that I did. So let me
Chris, I will. I sentout a batch of them yesterday and I
don't remember your address. So whoops, I'm actually taking a picture. I
don't want to. I want to. Okay, there we go. Hold
on one more time. Now wegot a picture of your address, Chris,
so watch for it. You willabsolutely get it. The highly coveted
Minnesota Goodbye sticker. Amanda says,neh, just a random question you might

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know the answer to. Last year, I noticed that Minnesota was not included
in jingle Ball, and now isnot included again this year. So sad
I love jingle Ball and those werethe first tickets I ever won on KATWB
love all that you do per usual, have a good weekend. Did you
ever go to jingle Ball? Ino, I don't think I went to
jingle Ball, but i've I meanI've gone to other, like you know,

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events with a lot of people atthem, but not jingle Ball.
I went to one with Lizzo once, but I don't think it was jingle
That's why I star party Oh,Star Party, Okay, I went to
that. I believe that was theone I think where I didn't go because
it was Carson's graduation night, yep, And I was so excited to see
you anywhere there. I know Carsongraduated this and seriously, everybody understood,
because they're not going to say,well, you got to skip your kids

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graduation night to go to jingle Ballor to go to Star Party, because
you know, they both happened inthe end of May or so. And
there was I think one person inthe building that gave me a little bit
of a blowback, like are youserious, You can't? Can you not
skip? You know? And I'mlike, no, I'm not going to
skip Carson's graduation. I've done alot and sacrificed so much for this radio

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station over the years, and trustme, they've given back to me too.
It's been a very good relationship.Tell us about jingle Ball. Why
isn't it here? Oh, well, that's good, thank you. So
jingle Ball basically be honest with you. They wanted to try another market,
so they want to see if theycan make more money by having it in
Detroit, and so they moved itto Detroit Detroit did not have have one,

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so they moved the Minneapolis jingle Ballto Detroit to see if it was
a better money maker, and ifit's not, then they may move it
back here. But the jingle Ballis very expensive to produce and put on.
Yeah, it's like flashy, Imean just from pictures. It's a
huge production. It is not starparties. We go to the go to
myth, the artists come out.We have you know, like the light

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guys and the sound guys and thefog girls and the smoke girls or whatever.
But it's a pretty cheap show toput on. Yeah, there's not
a lot of staging. Jingle Ballhas got a revolving turntable stage with tons
of like lights and special effects andthings like that, and a big giant
screen behind them. So jingle Ballsis a production, very expensive to put

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on, and so it needs tosell a lot of tickets to do well.
So everybody should go on a roadtrip to Detroit. No, actually,
don't go to Detroit. Pickt itso it will come back here.
Yes, idea next one. DaveJenny Drake, I must say I'm really
enjoying these episodes of the Minnesota Goodbyewith Drake and Naughty Tuesday has Me Dying.

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I was on the treadmill at thegym the other night, decided to
catch up on the podcast because Iwas behind a few days and I was
listening to the I Like Getting Wetlike a water Park episode and I nearly
fell off the treadmill because I waslaughing so hard. You don't know what
I'm talking about now. I don't. I get uncomfortable talking about sex and
relationships around you, Bailey, becausewe don't have that symbiotic kind of chatter.

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But at the same time, youknow about the Minnesota Goodbye and you're
not a prude. You're a nerdbut not approved. Ye Are you a
prude? No? I don't thinkso, okay, all right, you
were tworking on Drake. I'm inSo I have this button here in the
radio station. It's called thirty secondDance Party. And so when you hit
it, hold on, let meturn it on. Turn it on.
It is a button and it goesthirty second dance Party, and it goes

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and it goes on for thirty seconds. So I said, Drake, guess
what thirty second dance party. Openup the phone. I'm videoing him,
and he does like a really lamelittle dance and then Bailey joins in and
starts torking on dry. Yeah,because somebody had to jazz it up a
little bit, and you did jazzit up. So so anyway, I
don't feel completely comfortable talking about naughtystuff around you. I'm more respectful of
you. Jenny, she doesn't care. Jenny's completely different but you. So

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anyway, I made an analogy theother day. I said, sex partners
are Sex for people is like goingto an amusement park. Okay. Some
people want to go on the scarystuff that makes you dizzy. Okay,
some people want to go on thereally slow stuff. You might have a
friend that goes with you the ValleyFair that's like, let's go on the
wild Thing, and you're like,I'm not going on the wild Thing.
That's wait no, that is waytoo much for me. But then you

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might go on the wild Thing andgo damn. Actually that was a lot
of fun. So you can comparethat to say X Okay, I can
see that. So and I saidDrake, what about you? And he
said, I like going to thewater park because I want to get all
wet and there are people who gogoing to the water park it's wet,
and it's discussed don't want to Idon't want to be wet, and Drake

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said, I like to be wet. That's why they nearly fell off the
tread well treadmill. AnyWho, weended up with another great debate at work
today. My coworker has a malefriend with longer hair and he told her
he does not brush it after showering, and she thinks that's insane. On
the other hand, my boyfriend hasshort hair, so he just tal drives

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his hair after a shower and kindof runs his fingers through it to make
sure nothing is sticking up goofy,and he walks out the door. My
coworker thinks that's super odd. AndI guess I just assume men don't actually
brush their hair after showering if theyhave short hair. So the great debate
is from Haley, do men brushtheir hair after showering? And if so,
do you use a brush or acomb? Dave and Drake, this

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is more geared toward you too,But maybe Jenny or in this case Bailey
can speak for in on this one. Thanks for making me feel like I'm
driving to and from work with myfriends in the car each day. You
guys are the best. If it'sworthy as a staff rider sticker, I
will happily take one to display onmy water bottle. Dart Lick Hayley from
I Santy. Any insight you canadd before I add my insight, Well,

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I mean, I'm not a man, so I don't know about I
just think you should wash or Imean brush your hair after you wash it.
But also I think men should bedoing way more stuff in terms of
like being in the bathroom and selfgrooming and all of that jazz that they
don't do. So I feel likeI have a lot of opinions about that.
But brushing your hair is really easy, easy thing to do. I

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think with me, my hair ismoderately short. It's definitely not long,
no, but I do have torun a comb through it when I get
out of the shower, so ifI don't, then it just gets all
weird. And then I blow dryit and then I put a little product
in it to hold it in place. Went to great clips yesterday, by
the way, did you yep?I was wondering why you looked so handsome.
Yeah, Well it was time.But I think it's weird if I

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dated a girl who did not brushher hair when she got out of the
shower unless she was going somewhere,and it really it. I never said
anything, but it kind of madeher look like a like a homeless person
or like she was disheveled. Disheveled, yeah, and it was like just
weird. But she could definitely likelook beautiful when she wanted to, but

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she wouldn't brush her hair and ifshe'd run her fingers through it or what,
and it was just kind of weird. And then it's dries like that,
so unless she blew dry it.Because I used to blow dry my
hair upside down when I was likein high school and then not brush it
through because I thought it looked cooland like big and poofy, and then
I'd get made fun of endlessly fornot brushing my hair. So now I
brush my hair all the time,just as a trauma effect. I think,

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you know what, and you haveyou have extensions now, but now
I have, but now you havebrush your hair. The hair looks lovely,
by the way, Wired, thanksfor that. That was very interesting
and absolutely worthy of a of asticker. So I will it Onny like
I can even answer for Drake.Drake does not brush his hair. Look
at him. No, Drake iswearing a ball cap right now, and

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he's looking at us wondering why we'retalking about him. So, no,
he's actually wearing a ski cap.Or what do you call that? A
beanie? You call that a beanie. He's probably wearing a beanie right now.
Next one from Joslyn Listen to Minnesotagoodbye, regarding the craziest thing you've
seen while driving, and it remindedme of a few things that have happened
to me. First, I wasa passenger in a van full of people.

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We were on ninety four between Minneapolisand Saint Paul. The hood of
the car directly in front of uspopped all the way up so the driver
could not see God. Then afew seconds later, it completely flew off.
The car was floating in the air. It seemed to be in slow
motion and was starting to come downin front of us. Then all of
a sudden, it flew up anover our car, like a balloon in

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the air. Not sure what happenedafter that, but man, what a
surprise. I learned a long timeago, probably in drivers said that if
for some reason your hood ever popsup, we then there will be a
little gap between your dashboard and thebottom of the hood that you can see
and you can peek out. Soif it ever does fly up, you
have that terrifying Okay, we hadto take a little pause there which I

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had to do a commercial. Butyou won't even know what it's going to
be seamless. She goes on tosay. The second thing that happened,
I was in college and lacrosse drivingaround in the bluffs that had just drove
down the very windy steep hill onmy way back to campus. As I
was slowing down for a stoplight thathad just turned red, I was almost
completely stopped when my brakes went out. It happened to be right next to

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where my brother was living as well. Thank goodness it didn't happen while coming
down off the bluffs, as thatwould not have been good. Y'all are
the best. Thanks for keeping meentertained on the daily. That is staff
writer Joslin and Joslyn, I'm takinga picture of your address. She almost
had a Felma and Louise moment.Exactly right, Cliff, There's one thing

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that I've learned about. You mayhave and I don't know that you did.
Joslym it. Coming down the bluffs, you might have put your foot
on the brake pedal all the waydown, because if you put your foot
on the brake pedal, your brakescan get overheated and fail. I did
not know that. That sounds exactlywhat it did. And I learned this.
If you go up Pike's Peak inColorado, by my hometown, when

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you come down, there's signs allthe time that all over that say don't
ride your brakes. Put it ina lower gear. So instead of putting
in in D for drives and thenriding your brakes all the way down,
put it in one or two andyour car will slow itself down and it
won't go too fast because they actuallystop you on Pike's Peak every maybe ten

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miles or so to test the temperatureof your brakes. So they'll stop you.
They have a little sensor they'll testyou. They'll stick it in your
wheel, test the temperature of yourbrakes, and if they're overheated, they
make you pull over park rangers,I think, and they because failing breaks
hot breaks can fail wo so rememberthat if you're up in the mountain somewhere

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and you're coming down a big mountainpass, instead of writing your brakes all
the way down bailey, Yeah,I guess, put your car in one
or two and the car will notgo any faster than twenty or thirty miles
an hour. I didn't know thatthat's what that did, because I thought
when you put it in like oneor two, that that was for like,
if you're stuck in snow and youreally need to out of it,

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that is legitimate. All So,yeah, interesting multi use. Yeah,
so if you if you want tobe in if you are stuck in snow,
put it in one or I don'tthink cars really say L anymore for
low sure, but that's right.You power out in first gear. Yeah,
a lot more torque, a lotmore torque. I think car talk.
I think it's torque. I don'tknow, but I don't really know.

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I'm will be disappointed. I'm nota car person. I'll tell you
a quick i'm not a car person. Story. When I first started to
make decent money and I didn't haveany kids or anything, at least not
that I was providing for, Ibought a Porsche I leased a Porsche.
So I'm twenty seven years old andI've got a Porsche, and I'm not
a car guy, but I thoughtI was this shit pulling up in this

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Porsche. And Julie was rich.She also had a Porsche that her dad
had bought for her. He boughther a Porsche of her sixteenth birthday.
She wrecked. He bought her anotherone. So Julie and I thought we
were the king shit of Phoenix becausewe both had Porsches. I got bored
with my Porsche after about three monthsbecause I didn't care. I was not
a car guyah, And so I'dpull up at a stoplight and somebody would

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pull up next to me and lookat me to see who's driving the Porsche,
and I'd be like, what thefuck are you? Oh, you're
looking at the guy? Yeah,yeah. And it had very sticky tires,
so in other words, it wasa high performance car. The tires
were very soft, so they wouldstick to the pavement on tight turns.

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Problem with that was they're very expensiveand needed to be replaced about once every
year. So every year I hadto spend about two thousand dollars on new
tires for my Porsche. I'm gladI went through the Porsche experience, but
I'm glad I got it out ofmy system. I will never own and
I will tell you this one.There's nothing more awkward or weird than an

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older dude in a sports car.Oh. I've seen it constantly all the
time everywhere. Yeah, it's kindof like, you know, I admire
them. It's probably like they wanteda Corvette or a Porsche for years and
they finally got one, and nowthey're driving it and they have the money
and whatever. But there's just somethingweird about like a sixty five year old
seventy two year old guy driving aPorsche or a Corvette and they all have

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their little like it's the what arethe kinds convertible where it's like the top
is down so you could just seetheir bald head just like driving along.
You know, more power to them. It's like, if you've wanted that
all your life and now you canafford it, go do it. Do
it. But we're gonna snicker alittle bit. Okay, funny, Yes,
Steve, if I can find anotherone here, let's go back up.

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There are several about Christmas wishes.I will just encourage you that you're
going to send a Christmas wish.Send that. Don't send it to our
email, send it go to katiebdot com slash wish. That's where you
do that last one. We keepthese stockpiled in case we need it.
This is Tammy and she said,here are some questions if you need to

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fill some time, so we usethese once in a while. You find
a genie. But instead of gettingthree wishes, Bailey, you get answers
to three questions of your choice.They could be any kind of questions from
an old mystery that was never solvedthat's driven you nuts, to questions about
the future, to questions about aloved one that passed away that you never
got to ask, to situations yourlife you never got to an explanation a
resolution to what three questions do youask? Oooh, that's a good one.

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I would say, who really killedJohn F. Kennedy? Ooh,
that's one that has intrigued me foryears. I would say what happened to
my camera and stamp album that Ilost back in the eighty Yeah. Mine
would definitely be about something I lost. What did you lose? I lost
this really pretty ring that had likesapphires in it. And I'm pretty sure
I took it off in typing classonce and then put it down and lost

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it and never went back, neverand left it there, and it might
still be there. It might,I don't know, it might be somewhere
else. But yeah, I don't. Gosh, that's life took such a
deep question. Well, it isa deep question. So I would ask
the JFK. I would ask youabout my stamp album. My grandma bought
me that stamp album and it wasn'tvaluable, but it was very sentimental and
it was full of stamps that Icollected from fifth grade probably through college.

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And one day I went to lookfor it and it was gone, gone.
And I have no idea if somebodycame into my apartment and said a
stamp album, I'm gonna steal it, and they might have taken the camera
too. I don't know I hadthis. So this isn't like it's not
a good philosophical question or anything.So it's not necessarily a good idea,

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but we'll bring it on. Ilove it already. It came in my
and when I was in college,I had this boyfriend and he had his
roommate was I don't know what hisname was, but his roommate didn't like
me because his roommate's girlfriend didn't likeme. And I don't know why they
didn't like me, But when myex boyfriend asked, like, hy,
why don't you like Bailey, theywere like, oh, she knows what

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she did? And and I'm like, what did I do? And that's
happened to me twice in my lifewhere someone who I don't know has like
held a grudge against me. Alsofrom college, like my old roommate just
decided one day she was never gonnatalk to me again, and I was
like, what happened? And shejust never responds to me. And it's
kind of like a I know whatyou did? You know what you did?
You awful, awful person. AndI'm like, what did I do?

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Or am I getting like mistaken forsomebody? Or I don't know,
because I'm like a really nice person. No, you are a nice person.
I don't know, I don't knowyou that well, but you in
every vibe you give, you're anice, selfless, yeah, quirky,
quirky person, but yeah, notfor some and a stranger to hate me
so much that they don't speak tome, and like because his roommate I

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think he even like moved out becausehe was so mad that my ex boyfriend
was with me, Like how couldhow could you be with such a monster.
Okay, so backing up a littlebit, was the person who said,
oh, Bailey knows what she did? That was a woman. That
was a woman, so that I'mgoing to tell you what you did?
Yeah? What you the guy thatshe liked liked you. I've never met

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him. I never know. Okay, Well, there goes that. That's
why I'm confused because like I didn'tknow who he was. All I knew
was that he was my boyfriend's roommateand his boy My boyfriend's roommate's girlfriend knew
what I did. But you nevermet him her boyfriend. I might have
met him one singular time. Itcould be in passing hello goodbye. It
could be that he said Bailey's hotand seriously, yeah, I mean and

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people get jealous about that. AndI'm going to guess that's probably what it
is, because if the if youdidn't do anything, that's the most likely
thing is he had a crush onyou, said something like damn, Bailey's
hut and now she doesn't like Iremember one time and she's my roommate's girlfriend,
so weird. Anyway, I thinkabout that sometimes, so there would

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be another. I don't have athird one, but I'm sure i'll think
of one, like driving home lateron today. That is going to wrap
it up for the Minnesota Dubai.Thank you very much. We do need
more emails because we're running a littlebit short and we would love to hear
from you, so please send youremails to Ryan Show at KATIWDB dot com.
If you want a staff writer sticker, I'd love to send you one
so and I'm also throwing in aDave Ryan Show sticker too, so so

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send to Ryan Show at katwb dotcom. Have a good weekend. Thank
you, Bailey, thank you forhaving me, and we'll see you next time.