June 26, 2025 • 21 mins
We talk about Jenny's weird DM, play a few rounds of the Honey card game, and hear another rant from Juanita!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you want to start off with your story, Jenny
the Minnesota Goodbye about the DM that you got, Go
ahead and give us a story.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, so I just got a random DM last night
that I opened, and I'm just opening up the image
of it so I can read it directly.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
To flashlight by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh okay, well I wanted to see you better. Yeah,
that's why turning that off. It says, Hi Jenny, I
was wondering if you'd like to make some money with me.
I would love for you to take a ship as
I watch. I would pay you one thousand dollars and
all you have to do is that I am local
to the Twin City, So let me know if that
works for you. So anyways, when are you going to
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meet him? I don't know, you're disgusting. I don't know
if I just open like what it's the phrase a
bag of cats or what is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The bag of cats?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know, that's not it bag can of worms?
But I like bag of cats. Okay, I don't know
if I just opened a can of worms. Because we
did a bit on the show the other day about
creepy dms or not that I've received, and I did
say one where it's like, can I shit on your chest?
And so now I feel like this person is trolling
me or they really do think that I would be
(01:06):
into that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Somebody would do it for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We are somebody. Oh yeah, I'm sure people would do it.
I just it's a no for me. Dog, it's a no.
I think that's so gross.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Isn't okay? Well it is gross, but isn't it funny?
I love how fascinating sex can be in that everybody,
almost without fail, enjoys it in different ways. And you
look around your office, or you look up and down
your block, or you look at your kids teacher and
you don't know what they are into. This could be
(01:37):
your kid's teacher and that doesn't make them a bad
person at all. That's just that's their kink. And but
the rest of us look at that and go, oh oh,
but that is the thing about You look at everybody,
and they all have things that they like and that
they don't like. And some people would be like, oh,
that's like, let's just take make up a spicy act.
(01:58):
In your mind might go that's disgusting. Another buddy, somebody
else may be like, just fucking do it. Yeah, just
fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So I agree, but I'm not going to be taking
a ship for anyone. And please don't DM me things
like that. If you are listening right now and you're
into that, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can I watch you cut your hair? I mean, I'm
just suggestions.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I've taken video yesterday because I got my hair done.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There are kinks where. I saw this online the other day.
It was on the Apple News app, but it was
basically sex workers reveal the strangest things that people have
wanted them to do. And I didn't read the whole thing,
but one of them was he just wanted to watch
you or eat pizza. Oh, because for whatever reason that
that's great.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So somebody, you like Bailey, I just want to watch
you eat pizza. He had, like, you know, a thousand
dollars for it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'd be like, heck, yeah, give me. Can I get
Rectangle because that's the best. Pizza is so good.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Rectangle is a brand, yeah, or it's a.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, it's a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is a restaurant w R E c K. Rectangle would
a big ironic if they their pizza into triangles.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It would be, it'd be so ironic.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
All Right, wan Eat is here with her weekly rant
one Nita, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Hey y'all. Hey, So this week's rant is about people
who talk too much. So a couple of the managers
had took a couple of employees and some supervisors. We
all went out and we had lunch. So now there's
this one particular manager. I swear to god, she talks.
She literally talks too fucking much. You literally have to
walk away from her in order to end the conversation.
(03:34):
I really think that she's still she's still standing there
talking even though you walked away. So we're at the
restaurant and we sit down, then we order our food.
Our food comes out, so while we're eating, and then
she asked me, She goes, so, Waneda, how do you
like living out there and andover? This is the sart
of my conversation? Well, I've been living an andover for
(03:54):
about and that was it. From that moment on, she
took over the fucking conversation. She started talking how andover
came up. She remembered that it was nothing but just
a farm field, and how it's how it's been built
and how nice it looks now. It's like, bitch, you
asked me the question. Shut the fuck up. I mean literally,
everybody was damn near done eating their food, and this
(04:16):
bitch was still sitting there with the fork in her hand,
with a piece of food still sitting on her where
she couldn't even eat the food because she was talking
so goddamn much. God, that pisses me the fuck off.
Well that's my rant for this week. I love you guys, bye,
I love you back.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, we all know someone like that for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yep, I'm gonna tell you that.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Really.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't think I ever told this story. So there
was a guy who ran a radio service and it
was when I say radio service, it was like Dave's dirt.
So you would get this via your computer, and you
learned never to get on the phone with this guy.
And the entire industry knew don't get on the phone
with this guy because this guy will not stop literally you,
(04:54):
I mean, he would go on for hours if you
let him. And he was nice, but he was clueless
that way. So I answer the phone one day because
they're like, Dave Ryan call on line six, Dave Ryan call,
and this is here, and it's I answered the phone,
not knowing who it was, and it's this guy. Oh no, hey, Dave,
it's Bob. And I said right away, Bob, I do
(05:15):
not have time. I am so sorry. I'm so busy.
I do not have any time to talk to you
right now. He's like, and we're calling to give you
an award. We're live on the radio right now and
you have won the Broadcaster of the month and you
get a thousand dollars whatever it was. Yeah, and I
felt like.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Shit, like not this guy again.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And then I had to be like, oh, Bob, what
an honor. That is so great, thank you so much.
But it was somebody who you definitely like. When you
got the call from them, You're like, no, I can't.
We all know somebody like that.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, we all do, ok, is there and listen and
just sit. So then it does give you some time to,
you know, not speak ever, to not speak right right.
I mean, we all talk a lot so well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I think we have the self awareness to know when
to stop. I love telling the story. It was a
friend of mine who used to go to an Asian restaurant,
one of those little mom and pop Asian restaurants where
there's always a little Asian kid doing her homework in
the front booth, you know what I'm talking about. And
mom and dad are hard working back in the kitchen
and she's like unsupervised doing her homework in the front booth. Anyway,
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So a friend of mine would go there. They love
the food, but the woman who owned it would come
and sit in their booth and talk to them while
they ate. Oh no, and she had to stop going
because this woman was so unself aware that she didn't realize,
we're not here to visit with you, We're here to
spend time with each other or just relax and have
a quiet dinner. So they had to stop going. Somebody
(06:46):
didn't know. All right, here we go, Dave, Jenny Bay Levant,
and I love you all so much from CALLI been
listening to the Morning Show since fourth grade back in two thousand,
but this new past fall to the Minnesota Bye. I'm
not caught up all the way, so I don't know
if you've got the same advice before, But in regards
to your dog Bernie, if you're not opposed to it,
(07:07):
you could try moving his kennel into your room so
he's sleeping with you but not with you. This significantly
helped our dog as we kennel trained her. She actually
has four kennels around the house, one of the bedroom,
one of my husband's worked from home office, one in
the kitchen, and one downstairs. This way, no matter what,
she's part of the family action, even if she's in
the kennel. Hope that helps, all right, dart lick, dart lick,
(07:30):
And I would like a staff writer sticker if possible,
so I will send that to her. We definitely have
had better luck last night Bernie, who gets in his
kennel and barks at night. We've given the calming treats.
We've put him in a little bit early, and then
kind of talked him through it, like Bernie, it's okay.
As we sit in the living room. Last night, he
(07:50):
did a whole lot better. Ok again, But Susan does
not want him upstairs. To get the kennel upstairs in
my room would mean he would have to learn to
climb the stairs. Dog doesn't. It's weird. He doesn't know
how to climb stairs. He doesn't. Yeah, I mean some
dogs you think instinctively no and they downstairs, but not
this dog.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Weird, That is weird. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I mean, you see dogs that get older and they
know that they can't do the stairs, but I've never
seen like a younger doge.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I could train him to do it. I mean the
trainer came by the other day and said, basically, you
put a treat on the next step and then a
treat on the next step and they'll eventually figure it out.
But I think he's he's a shy dog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, he might be more just like scared than not
being capable.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The great thing is for being a shy dog, he's
not a shaky, nervous, anxiety dog. He's chill a f
I was telling Bailey that Susan's really fallen in love
with him. And he's about the size of a small
German Shepherd. He's not a big boy, but he's also
you know, he's not a lap dog. But he gets
up on the couch and last night he was sitting
(08:56):
on the couch and decided to put his chin on
the the couch and he was just sitting there like
with his eyes closed while I scratched it with his
chin on the back of the couch. It was just
so cute. That is cute next one, Let's see what
we got here. This is from Secretary Pre. Thanks for
letting me swing by today's blast, hanging out with you
(09:16):
for my two month off pain meds, one year of
being Secretary PRI and pretending I was cool enough to
be in the presence of actual professionals. I had so
many hilarious and insightful things to say, but alas I
didn't want to interrupt, or I got shy, or my
mic was offered, Dave just didn't ask me. It's probably
for the best, though I can keep you wondering why
I can write a funny email but don't make you
(09:36):
laugh much in person. Well, I don't think we're meant
to shut you out. I just think that we didn't
know that you had anything to say. And the worst
thing to do ever on the radio is to go
to somebody and say, what do you think, pri? Buh God,
I don't know. And trust me, I've been doing this
for years and years and years, and I know that
unless you know that person is a performer and they'll
(09:57):
have something to say, don't go to them and ask
them to say something.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, so if they put their finger on their nose
and they're like, I have a thing to say if
I do to you. But I never explained that that's
what I meant when I never know?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, is it your cue?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You know that either?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Really?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh yeah, if I do this, it means I'm gonna
insert something occasion or eventually. Okay, I never explained that
to anybody. Well, it's it never occurred.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
To me, Brie.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Also, we don't really put a lot of guests on
the show because it confuses people because they don't know
your voice and people will be like, who who is that?
So But I'm really glad you came by, she said.
I want to answer some questions from yesterday. What job
could I never do? I could never survive as a teacher,
especially not with small children. Besides my sailor level vocabulary,
(10:43):
irrational fear of vomit, and patience levels comparable to a
grimlin with blow of blood sugar, I'd last about fourteen minutes. Also,
please forgive me for forgetting your Father's Day gift. I
swear it's not a manipulative move to guarantee I get
invited back, although full transparency, I plan on coming back anyway.
You didn't have to give me a Father's Day gift.
But I think that is very sweet that she has
(11:03):
told me. If I remember right, she didn't have much
of a father, so she maybe said something close to
you're the closest thing to a father in my life,
which is very sweet. I just love that. Let's see.
Thanks for the laughs and good vibes and the tiny
brush with local stardom. Talk soon and love Secretary Brie. Oh, okay,
(11:28):
next one. I know Bailey and Jenny and recently are
recently single, and I am forty two. Yes, forty two,
there's also single. I've had one serious boyfriend my life.
I was a slut in college and afterwards for a
few years, and now I'm alone forever. I know everyone
is so obsessed with finding someone, and there's such a
stigma to being alone, especially over forty. I went on
(11:50):
Hinge for the eighty ninth time, but the first time
in maybe a year, I matched with someone. He was cute,
no kids, seemed to have his stuff together, and he
asked me if you could text me via the app.
Totally fine. Then all of his messages seemed to turn
very generic ai automated, and at one point I called
him out on being weird and he goes, my system
must be down. Your system. I immediately knew it was
(12:12):
a bot or a stranger from Nigeria trying to take
advantage of me in the four dollars I have in
my bank account. Long story short, it was a bad time.
Long story short, b safe, Liz writes in, and Liz sayshah,
good morning. I have a hot take about Anna that
wrote in from the six twenty four truck not a
(12:32):
toy podcast, not saying she does this, but she's taking
two spots, oh, because she said she takes up like
four spots with her truck. Ye. If she's taken up
two spots because you're f three, fifty or whatever's too
big and asking people not to park by her, I
hope she's parking in the back of a lot. No
one will park by her. If she's in the back
a lot and has all the space in the need
(12:54):
to world to open the doors for the kids, it
is just rude taking up two spots in the closer spots,
or being pissed that she can and open her doors.
That would be on her Okay, rant done. I would agree,
and I just gave her the benefit of the doubt.
She's parking way in the back.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, because you'd have to be a real asshole to
park your truck close as you can and take up
two spots.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So do you remember when the like stepometer started coming
out and they were like giving them away at like
McDonald's and everything, and I feel like to advertise them,
they were saying, oh, park in the back of.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
The parking lot and you'll get your steps in for
the day. Is that making that up?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Because I feel like that is so ingrained in my memory,
is park in the back of the parking lot so
you can get your steps in with this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Brand new stepometer.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That kind of remember it.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's wild now because obviously everybody's got like the iPhone
or the you know whatever you watch, yeah, app to
watch those kinds of things. And back in the day,
it was literally just like a thing that pedometerer.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, pedometer, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Rant done other things. Okay, Dave, I haven't checked the
Bernie Insta page because I don't do Instagram, but I
hope Bernie has a seatbeltder harness attached to him in
the car. Our friend's previous dog was in a car
accident and broke vertebrak because she slammed on her brakes
for a deer in the road. Little dog flew around
the car. He was alive for years, but very expensive
and crippled. I don't, but I have a car seat,
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so he lays down in it and there's a little
bit of protection. But I don't have a seat belt,
and I'm gonna be honest with you, I probably won't.
If I found a good one that was easy to
clip it and out, that was comfortable for Bernie, then
I probably would. Last thing for David, Jenny, I came
across this and you might be interested in it. Free
Canadian park passes and museums, and it is basically a
link to get a free Canadian park and museum passes.
(14:36):
So thank you. Have a great trip, Jenny, Jenny, what
does she mean by have a great trip?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So I'm leaving tonight to go to Iceland and I'm
going to be doing a camper van trip with my
younger sister around the whole country. So I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So you're going to go there and rent a camper van. Yeah,
that's super, Nae.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I know I keep saying I say that and
people are like, you're taking your campra Van to Iceland.
I'm like, no, I'm not already marrying it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Liz has a ps. She says, I forgot one point.
Bunker Beach. Yes, I grew up in Maple Grove. I'm
in my mid forties now, and I grew up going
to what was the Bunker Hills wave pool. I think
it's amazing how big it was it was become, and
I'm so glad it's doing great. It was literally only
the wave pool back then. We go thirty minutes to
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go travel thirty minutes ago. I remember they used to
charge like two bucks to tube. It's now included with
the price. The fact that it's been around for like
thirty years or so, doesn't really need to advertise anymore.
I'm sure it was tongue in cheek for radio ad revenue.
But they're doing great. They don't seem to need to
pay for advertising, and they can keep reinvesting in themselves. Okay,
(15:42):
maybe they could market to draw some other parts of
the state whatever. So yeah, and I think that's true.
There's a place like Bunker Beach they don't need to
advertise because they already probably are just about as full
as they want to be.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, on really hot days, because I follow them on Facebook,
and on really hot days, by like two, they will
post that they are at capacity and that no one
else can come in. So I'm sure that they're doing
quite well, especially because like they're in Coon Rapids. Like,
what exciting amazing things are there to do in terms
of water parking in that area other than Bunker Beach?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Pretty much your only option?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Next one from Taylor, Hello, Morning Show. My husband and
I played a game called Honey with lots of random questions.
It was so fun to go through questions we've never
asked each other. And here are answers. I'm going to
send one of the cards to you, and here is
it attached. Let's try. Would you be okay with sitting
naked in a sauna with strangers? Naked in a sauna
(16:40):
with strangers? No? No, no, okay, simple as that. Okay.
Did your first impression of me turn out to be accurate? Okay?
That would be if it was asked by Susan. Yeah,
I mean her first impression. She is She is exactly
who you see, who she seems to be. She is
not narcissistic, she is not psycho. Oh she's a little
(17:01):
bit stubborn, but she's just a good, good human, and
she was a good human from the very first moment
that I met her. Yeah, so no, nothing shocking.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
No, honestly, I can only think because, like Dave, I
feel like I've known you my entire life, so that
doesn't count. And then Vont we came in on the
same day, so our first impression was kind of like
the same as each other. But like I remember, when
I first met Jenny, I thought she would be mean
because she's so pretty, but she's really nice. And my
friends would be like, well, what's Jenny Like, I'm like,
Jenny's so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You guys have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I do remember. I'll bring this up now. I remember
one time you were subbing in and it was just
me doing PROD and then Dave and you and you
guys came into the studio and I remember giving Dave
like a death clayer because I had five bajillion things
to do, and you two were like chumming it up
about something and like we gotta, like, let's record this video,
and I was like, can you give me a second?
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And I remember snapping and I was like, oh my god,
Bailly's gonna think I'm such a bitch. Like I literally
was like, She's literally gonna go and tell.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Everyone Jenny's a bit son whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But I remember being really overwhelmed and stressed and thinking
you were gonna hate men.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No, down, down.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Also on the car, here's another one, and send me
more of these, tailor. These are really interesting. It's called honey,
so basically it's like, honey, here's a question, Honey, what
is the stupidest thing you ever bought? I've bought so
many the latest one that I bought, Eh, it's so frustrating.
There was an Instagram or Facebook ad and it's a brush.
(18:29):
It's a bruh, a cleaning brush. It looks like a
tiny little broom with very very soft bristles. And it
showed a video of somebody wiping the dashboard of their
car and all this dust would fly out, and their
screen where the radio is went from dusty to beautifully clean,
and then they would dust over here and all this
(18:51):
dust would come flying out. I'm like, fuck, that looks cool,
and you you spent like nineteen or twenty five bucks
on this thing.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I thought, I mean because everybody's car next time
you're in your car. If you're in your car right now,
look around, there's either spilled coffee. Yeah, there's like, I
don't know, some kind of caramel that got from your
candy bar on the on the console, or or your
touch screen has got goop or sunscreen on it. In general,
it is it's just gross. And so this brush would
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go along it and it would miraculously turn it to
like new. I was like, fuck, yeah, give me one
of them. So I bought this thing, and it's a brush.
If it's not dust, it ain't going anywhere. Yeah, And
I've got little splash coffee stains on my console and
I'd have to get a wet rag to wipe them off.
But I took this brush out of the box. I'm like,
this is fucking cool. Wiped it nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
What about what the dust though.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, there is no dust in my car. It's not dust.
My problem isn't dust, it's spilled glop.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Well did it have spilled glop in the advertisement you
were watching? No, then why did you think?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Because I thought it was because they should have just
said they should have just said, good point. There's nothing
special about this brush. It's just a brushy. They made
it look like the ShamWow guy down the State fair
or the shamwell guy he like has this orange ShamWow
cloth and it'll it'll, it'll suck you off from ten
feet away. So in other words, well it will. It's
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got such powerful suction attraction that you can stand across
the fairgrounds and the Shamwell cloth will suck you off
from the other side of the fair grounds.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm just saying, you got I loaded up.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I loaded up anyway, so I thought it was some
sort of a miracle thing. It's a fucking brush. You
guys trash. What's the stupidest thing you bought lately?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Well, I think during pandemic I bought a bunch of
princess gowns that felt kind of stupid in hindsight, like
gowns like a.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Cinerella gowns you're just gonna walk around the house.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You know. I thought, well, what if I owned these?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
And I have worn a few of them at like
princess parties that I did get paid for, but not
to pay for thees. So I just have now what,
they're all in my closet. I probably don't even fit
in most of them, but I have an El's address,
a Cinderella address, a bell dress, and the girl friend enchanted.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You are nuts now, Jenny, we're out of time, or
I would ask you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I don't have anything, so it doesn't matter, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I want you, if you will, Taylor, to send me
more of those cards because that was fun. Thanks for
listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. Send anything to Ryan's show
at KDWB dot com
Do you want to start off with your story, Jenny
the Minnesota Goodbye about the DM that you got, Go
ahead and give us a story.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, so I just got a random DM last night
that I opened, and I'm just opening up the image
of it so I can read it directly.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
To flashlight by the way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh okay, well I wanted to see you better. Yeah,
that's why turning that off. It says, Hi Jenny, I
was wondering if you'd like to make some money with me.
I would love for you to take a ship as
I watch. I would pay you one thousand dollars and
all you have to do is that I am local
to the Twin City, So let me know if that
works for you. So anyways, when are you going to
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meet him? I don't know, you're disgusting. I don't know
if I just open like what it's the phrase a
bag of cats or what is.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
The bag of cats?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know, that's not it bag can of worms?
But I like bag of cats. Okay, I don't know
if I just opened a can of worms. Because we
did a bit on the show the other day about
creepy dms or not that I've received, and I did
say one where it's like, can I shit on your chest?
And so now I feel like this person is trolling
me or they really do think that I would be
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into that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Somebody would do it for one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We are somebody. Oh yeah, I'm sure people would do it.
I just it's a no for me. Dog, it's a no.
I think that's so gross.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Isn't okay? Well it is gross, but isn't it funny?
I love how fascinating sex can be in that everybody,
almost without fail, enjoys it in different ways. And you
look around your office, or you look up and down
your block, or you look at your kids teacher and
you don't know what they are into. This could be
(01:37):
your kid's teacher and that doesn't make them a bad
person at all. That's just that's their kink. And but
the rest of us look at that and go, oh oh,
but that is the thing about You look at everybody,
and they all have things that they like and that
they don't like. And some people would be like, oh,
that's like, let's just take make up a spicy act.
(01:58):
In your mind might go that's disgusting. Another buddy, somebody
else may be like, just fucking do it. Yeah, just
fucking do it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So I agree, but I'm not going to be taking
a ship for anyone. And please don't DM me things
like that. If you are listening right now and you're
into that, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can I watch you cut your hair? I mean, I'm
just suggestions.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I've taken video yesterday because I got my hair done.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
There are kinks where. I saw this online the other day.
It was on the Apple News app, but it was
basically sex workers reveal the strangest things that people have
wanted them to do. And I didn't read the whole thing,
but one of them was he just wanted to watch
you or eat pizza. Oh, because for whatever reason that
that's great.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I would love that.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So somebody, you like Bailey, I just want to watch
you eat pizza. He had, like, you know, a thousand
dollars for it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'd be like, heck, yeah, give me. Can I get
Rectangle because that's the best. Pizza is so good.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Rectangle is a brand, yeah, or it's a.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, it's a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Is a restaurant w R E c K. Rectangle would
a big ironic if they their pizza into triangles.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It would be, it'd be so ironic.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
All Right, wan Eat is here with her weekly rant
one Nita, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Hey y'all. Hey, So this week's rant is about people
who talk too much. So a couple of the managers
had took a couple of employees and some supervisors. We
all went out and we had lunch. So now there's
this one particular manager. I swear to god, she talks.
She literally talks too fucking much. You literally have to
walk away from her in order to end the conversation.
(03:34):
I really think that she's still she's still standing there
talking even though you walked away. So we're at the
restaurant and we sit down, then we order our food.
Our food comes out, so while we're eating, and then
she asked me, She goes, so, Waneda, how do you
like living out there and andover? This is the sart
of my conversation? Well, I've been living an andover for
(03:54):
about and that was it. From that moment on, she
took over the fucking conversation. She started talking how andover
came up. She remembered that it was nothing but just
a farm field, and how it's how it's been built
and how nice it looks now. It's like, bitch, you
asked me the question. Shut the fuck up. I mean literally,
everybody was damn near done eating their food, and this
(04:16):
bitch was still sitting there with the fork in her hand,
with a piece of food still sitting on her where
she couldn't even eat the food because she was talking
so goddamn much. God, that pisses me the fuck off.
Well that's my rant for this week. I love you guys, bye,
I love you back.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, we all know someone like that for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yep, I'm gonna tell you that.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Really.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't think I ever told this story. So there
was a guy who ran a radio service and it
was when I say radio service, it was like Dave's dirt.
So you would get this via your computer, and you
learned never to get on the phone with this guy.
And the entire industry knew don't get on the phone
with this guy because this guy will not stop literally you,
(04:54):
I mean, he would go on for hours if you
let him. And he was nice, but he was clueless
that way. So I answer the phone one day because
they're like, Dave Ryan call on line six, Dave Ryan call,
and this is here, and it's I answered the phone,
not knowing who it was, and it's this guy. Oh no, hey, Dave,
it's Bob. And I said right away, Bob, I do
(05:15):
not have time. I am so sorry. I'm so busy.
I do not have any time to talk to you
right now. He's like, and we're calling to give you
an award. We're live on the radio right now and
you have won the Broadcaster of the month and you
get a thousand dollars whatever it was. Yeah, and I
felt like.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Shit, like not this guy again.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And then I had to be like, oh, Bob, what
an honor. That is so great, thank you so much.
But it was somebody who you definitely like. When you
got the call from them, You're like, no, I can't.
We all know somebody like that.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, we all do, ok, is there and listen and
just sit. So then it does give you some time to,
you know, not speak ever, to not speak right right.
I mean, we all talk a lot so well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I think we have the self awareness to know when
to stop. I love telling the story. It was a
friend of mine who used to go to an Asian restaurant,
one of those little mom and pop Asian restaurants where
there's always a little Asian kid doing her homework in
the front booth, you know what I'm talking about. And
mom and dad are hard working back in the kitchen
and she's like unsupervised doing her homework in the front booth. Anyway,
(06:24):
So a friend of mine would go there. They love
the food, but the woman who owned it would come
and sit in their booth and talk to them while
they ate. Oh no, and she had to stop going
because this woman was so unself aware that she didn't realize,
we're not here to visit with you, We're here to
spend time with each other or just relax and have
a quiet dinner. So they had to stop going. Somebody
(06:46):
didn't know. All right, here we go, Dave, Jenny Bay Levant,
and I love you all so much from CALLI been
listening to the Morning Show since fourth grade back in two thousand,
but this new past fall to the Minnesota Bye. I'm
not caught up all the way, so I don't know
if you've got the same advice before, But in regards
to your dog Bernie, if you're not opposed to it,
(07:07):
you could try moving his kennel into your room so
he's sleeping with you but not with you. This significantly
helped our dog as we kennel trained her. She actually
has four kennels around the house, one of the bedroom,
one of my husband's worked from home office, one in
the kitchen, and one downstairs. This way, no matter what,
she's part of the family action, even if she's in
the kennel. Hope that helps, all right, dart lick, dart lick,
(07:30):
And I would like a staff writer sticker if possible,
so I will send that to her. We definitely have
had better luck last night Bernie, who gets in his
kennel and barks at night. We've given the calming treats.
We've put him in a little bit early, and then
kind of talked him through it, like Bernie, it's okay.
As we sit in the living room. Last night, he
(07:50):
did a whole lot better. Ok again, But Susan does
not want him upstairs. To get the kennel upstairs in
my room would mean he would have to learn to
climb the stairs. Dog doesn't. It's weird. He doesn't know
how to climb stairs. He doesn't. Yeah, I mean some
dogs you think instinctively no and they downstairs, but not
this dog.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Weird, That is weird. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I mean, you see dogs that get older and they
know that they can't do the stairs, but I've never
seen like a younger doge.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I could train him to do it. I mean the
trainer came by the other day and said, basically, you
put a treat on the next step and then a
treat on the next step and they'll eventually figure it out.
But I think he's he's a shy dog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, he might be more just like scared than not
being capable.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The great thing is for being a shy dog, he's
not a shaky, nervous, anxiety dog. He's chill a f
I was telling Bailey that Susan's really fallen in love
with him. And he's about the size of a small
German Shepherd. He's not a big boy, but he's also
you know, he's not a lap dog. But he gets
up on the couch and last night he was sitting
(08:56):
on the couch and decided to put his chin on
the the couch and he was just sitting there like
with his eyes closed while I scratched it with his
chin on the back of the couch. It was just
so cute. That is cute next one, Let's see what
we got here. This is from Secretary Pre. Thanks for
letting me swing by today's blast, hanging out with you
(09:16):
for my two month off pain meds, one year of
being Secretary PRI and pretending I was cool enough to
be in the presence of actual professionals. I had so
many hilarious and insightful things to say, but alas I
didn't want to interrupt, or I got shy, or my
mic was offered, Dave just didn't ask me. It's probably
for the best, though I can keep you wondering why
I can write a funny email but don't make you
(09:36):
laugh much in person. Well, I don't think we're meant
to shut you out. I just think that we didn't
know that you had anything to say. And the worst
thing to do ever on the radio is to go
to somebody and say, what do you think, pri? Buh God,
I don't know. And trust me, I've been doing this
for years and years and years, and I know that
unless you know that person is a performer and they'll
(09:57):
have something to say, don't go to them and ask
them to say something.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, so if they put their finger on their nose
and they're like, I have a thing to say if
I do to you. But I never explained that that's
what I meant when I never know?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, is it your cue?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
You know that either?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Really?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Oh yeah, if I do this, it means I'm gonna
insert something occasion or eventually. Okay, I never explained that
to anybody. Well, it's it never occurred.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
To me, Brie.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Also, we don't really put a lot of guests on
the show because it confuses people because they don't know
your voice and people will be like, who who is that?
So But I'm really glad you came by, she said.
I want to answer some questions from yesterday. What job
could I never do? I could never survive as a teacher,
especially not with small children. Besides my sailor level vocabulary,
(10:43):
irrational fear of vomit, and patience levels comparable to a
grimlin with blow of blood sugar, I'd last about fourteen minutes. Also,
please forgive me for forgetting your Father's Day gift. I
swear it's not a manipulative move to guarantee I get
invited back, although full transparency, I plan on coming back anyway.
You didn't have to give me a Father's Day gift.
But I think that is very sweet that she has
(11:03):
told me. If I remember right, she didn't have much
of a father, so she maybe said something close to
you're the closest thing to a father in my life,
which is very sweet. I just love that. Let's see.
Thanks for the laughs and good vibes and the tiny
brush with local stardom. Talk soon and love Secretary Brie. Oh, okay,
(11:28):
next one. I know Bailey and Jenny and recently are
recently single, and I am forty two. Yes, forty two,
there's also single. I've had one serious boyfriend my life.
I was a slut in college and afterwards for a
few years, and now I'm alone forever. I know everyone
is so obsessed with finding someone, and there's such a
stigma to being alone, especially over forty. I went on
(11:50):
Hinge for the eighty ninth time, but the first time
in maybe a year, I matched with someone. He was cute,
no kids, seemed to have his stuff together, and he
asked me if you could text me via the app.
Totally fine. Then all of his messages seemed to turn
very generic ai automated, and at one point I called
him out on being weird and he goes, my system
must be down. Your system. I immediately knew it was
(12:12):
a bot or a stranger from Nigeria trying to take
advantage of me in the four dollars I have in
my bank account. Long story short, it was a bad time.
Long story short, b safe, Liz writes in, and Liz sayshah,
good morning. I have a hot take about Anna that
wrote in from the six twenty four truck not a
(12:32):
toy podcast, not saying she does this, but she's taking
two spots, oh, because she said she takes up like
four spots with her truck. Ye. If she's taken up
two spots because you're f three, fifty or whatever's too
big and asking people not to park by her, I
hope she's parking in the back of a lot. No
one will park by her. If she's in the back
a lot and has all the space in the need
(12:54):
to world to open the doors for the kids, it
is just rude taking up two spots in the closer spots,
or being pissed that she can and open her doors.
That would be on her Okay, rant done. I would agree,
and I just gave her the benefit of the doubt.
She's parking way in the back.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, because you'd have to be a real asshole to
park your truck close as you can and take up
two spots.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
So do you remember when the like stepometer started coming
out and they were like giving them away at like
McDonald's and everything, and I feel like to advertise them,
they were saying, oh, park in the back of.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
The parking lot and you'll get your steps in for
the day. Is that making that up?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Because I feel like that is so ingrained in my memory,
is park in the back of the parking lot so
you can get your steps in with this.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Brand new stepometer.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
That kind of remember it.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's wild now because obviously everybody's got like the iPhone
or the you know whatever you watch, yeah, app to
watch those kinds of things. And back in the day,
it was literally just like a thing that pedometerer.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, pedometer, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Rant done other things. Okay, Dave, I haven't checked the
Bernie Insta page because I don't do Instagram, but I
hope Bernie has a seatbeltder harness attached to him in
the car. Our friend's previous dog was in a car
accident and broke vertebrak because she slammed on her brakes
for a deer in the road. Little dog flew around
the car. He was alive for years, but very expensive
and crippled. I don't, but I have a car seat,
(14:14):
so he lays down in it and there's a little
bit of protection. But I don't have a seat belt,
and I'm gonna be honest with you, I probably won't.
If I found a good one that was easy to
clip it and out, that was comfortable for Bernie, then
I probably would. Last thing for David, Jenny, I came
across this and you might be interested in it. Free
Canadian park passes and museums, and it is basically a
link to get a free Canadian park and museum passes.
(14:36):
So thank you. Have a great trip, Jenny, Jenny, what
does she mean by have a great trip?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
So I'm leaving tonight to go to Iceland and I'm
going to be doing a camper van trip with my
younger sister around the whole country. So I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
So you're going to go there and rent a camper van. Yeah,
that's super, Nae.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, I know I keep saying I say that and
people are like, you're taking your campra Van to Iceland.
I'm like, no, I'm not already marrying it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Liz has a ps. She says, I forgot one point.
Bunker Beach. Yes, I grew up in Maple Grove. I'm
in my mid forties now, and I grew up going
to what was the Bunker Hills wave pool. I think
it's amazing how big it was it was become, and
I'm so glad it's doing great. It was literally only
the wave pool back then. We go thirty minutes to
(15:22):
go travel thirty minutes ago. I remember they used to
charge like two bucks to tube. It's now included with
the price. The fact that it's been around for like
thirty years or so, doesn't really need to advertise anymore.
I'm sure it was tongue in cheek for radio ad revenue.
But they're doing great. They don't seem to need to
pay for advertising, and they can keep reinvesting in themselves. Okay,
(15:42):
maybe they could market to draw some other parts of
the state whatever. So yeah, and I think that's true.
There's a place like Bunker Beach they don't need to
advertise because they already probably are just about as full
as they want to be.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, on really hot days, because I follow them on Facebook,
and on really hot days, by like two, they will
post that they are at capacity and that no one
else can come in. So I'm sure that they're doing
quite well, especially because like they're in Coon Rapids. Like,
what exciting amazing things are there to do in terms
of water parking in that area other than Bunker Beach?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Pretty much your only option?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Next one from Taylor, Hello, Morning Show. My husband and
I played a game called Honey with lots of random questions.
It was so fun to go through questions we've never
asked each other. And here are answers. I'm going to
send one of the cards to you, and here is
it attached. Let's try. Would you be okay with sitting
naked in a sauna with strangers? Naked in a sauna
(16:40):
with strangers? No? No, no, okay, simple as that. Okay.
Did your first impression of me turn out to be accurate? Okay?
That would be if it was asked by Susan. Yeah,
I mean her first impression. She is She is exactly
who you see, who she seems to be. She is
not narcissistic, she is not psycho. Oh she's a little
(17:01):
bit stubborn, but she's just a good, good human, and
she was a good human from the very first moment
that I met her. Yeah, so no, nothing shocking.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
No, honestly, I can only think because, like Dave, I
feel like I've known you my entire life, so that
doesn't count. And then Vont we came in on the
same day, so our first impression was kind of like
the same as each other. But like I remember, when
I first met Jenny, I thought she would be mean
because she's so pretty, but she's really nice. And my
friends would be like, well, what's Jenny Like, I'm like,
Jenny's so nice.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
You guys have no idea.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I do remember. I'll bring this up now. I remember
one time you were subbing in and it was just
me doing PROD and then Dave and you and you
guys came into the studio and I remember giving Dave
like a death clayer because I had five bajillion things
to do, and you two were like chumming it up
about something and like we gotta, like, let's record this video,
and I was like, can you give me a second?
(17:52):
And I remember snapping and I was like, oh my god,
Bailly's gonna think I'm such a bitch. Like I literally
was like, She's literally gonna go and tell.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Everyone Jenny's a bit son whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But I remember being really overwhelmed and stressed and thinking
you were gonna hate men.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No, down, down.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Also on the car, here's another one, and send me
more of these, tailor. These are really interesting. It's called honey,
so basically it's like, honey, here's a question, Honey, what
is the stupidest thing you ever bought? I've bought so
many the latest one that I bought, Eh, it's so frustrating.
There was an Instagram or Facebook ad and it's a brush.
(18:29):
It's a bruh, a cleaning brush. It looks like a
tiny little broom with very very soft bristles. And it
showed a video of somebody wiping the dashboard of their
car and all this dust would fly out, and their
screen where the radio is went from dusty to beautifully clean,
and then they would dust over here and all this
(18:51):
dust would come flying out. I'm like, fuck, that looks cool,
and you you spent like nineteen or twenty five bucks
on this thing.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I thought, I mean because everybody's car next time
you're in your car. If you're in your car right now,
look around, there's either spilled coffee. Yeah, there's like, I
don't know, some kind of caramel that got from your
candy bar on the on the console, or or your
touch screen has got goop or sunscreen on it. In general,
it is it's just gross. And so this brush would
(19:22):
go along it and it would miraculously turn it to
like new. I was like, fuck, yeah, give me one
of them. So I bought this thing, and it's a brush.
If it's not dust, it ain't going anywhere. Yeah, And
I've got little splash coffee stains on my console and
I'd have to get a wet rag to wipe them off.
But I took this brush out of the box. I'm like,
this is fucking cool. Wiped it nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
What about what the dust though.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, there is no dust in my car. It's not dust.
My problem isn't dust, it's spilled glop.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Well did it have spilled glop in the advertisement you
were watching? No, then why did you think?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Because I thought it was because they should have just
said they should have just said, good point. There's nothing
special about this brush. It's just a brushy. They made
it look like the ShamWow guy down the State fair
or the shamwell guy he like has this orange ShamWow
cloth and it'll it'll, it'll suck you off from ten
feet away. So in other words, well it will. It's
(20:21):
got such powerful suction attraction that you can stand across
the fairgrounds and the Shamwell cloth will suck you off
from the other side of the fair grounds.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm just saying, you got I loaded up.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I loaded up anyway, so I thought it was some
sort of a miracle thing. It's a fucking brush. You
guys trash. What's the stupidest thing you bought lately?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Well, I think during pandemic I bought a bunch of
princess gowns that felt kind of stupid in hindsight, like
gowns like a.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Cinerella gowns you're just gonna walk around the house.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You know. I thought, well, what if I owned these?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
And I have worn a few of them at like
princess parties that I did get paid for, but not
to pay for thees. So I just have now what,
they're all in my closet. I probably don't even fit
in most of them, but I have an El's address,
a Cinderella address, a bell dress, and the girl friend enchanted.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
You are nuts now, Jenny, we're out of time, or
I would ask you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
I don't have anything, so it doesn't matter, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I want you, if you will, Taylor, to send me
more of those cards because that was fun. Thanks for
listening to the Minnesota Goodbye. Send anything to Ryan's show
at KDWB dot com
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