July 14, 2025 • 19 mins
We marvel at Fair shirt art from you, talk our favorite chips and what we like about the Haunted Mansion, and whine about our outdated studio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Minnesota. Good Bye, Welcome to the program. Basically, we spend
the next fifteen or twenty minutes just kind of bullshitting
and talking about stuff. Somebody wrote in some amazing State
Fair t shirt ideas and these are gorgeous. They actually
did like graphic designs. Her name is Genie. She said,
I had some fun brainstorming ideas and I want to
(00:22):
share them with you. And they're so good that it
would be a disservice to just describe them. Yeah, but
they're just I mean they're amazing. Everything from Dave's wheel,
a girlfriends one that says you're kind of hot one
with all of us standing there. I mean, they're just astounding.
(00:43):
And I'm going to look at them more later. And
here's another one from Kaylee and it's going to show
this to you. Bailey is my dog Bernie and he's
on the phone and it says, hey, Dereg, can I
get door dash? And it's an amazing drawing of dog Bernie.
I mean, they're just astoundingly good. And then look at
this one I'm gonna show and again, I hate it
when DJs talk about a photo on the on the radio.
(01:07):
I hate it because they all sit there and go
ooh oh, look at that. So I learned a trick
back in the day to have at least one person
not look at the photo so they can ask questions
about it. So I'm gonna show this photo to Bailey
and then Jenny, you won't get to see it. And
this is the KDWB logo God, and we're all standing
in front of it. Jenny's holding the dumbells our bodies
(01:27):
from the from the butt up, but from the front.
Jenny looks beautiful holding a bar bell, the dumbbell. I
am holding a magician's hat. Vont is stirring a pot
of cauldron, and Bailey is singing, and they're astoundingly good pictures,
very good.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And it's in front of the KDWB like it's in
the background of all of us together.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, the big logo is behind us, just beautiful, so cute.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Wow, you're really talented.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Can I see it now? You're not gonna let me
see it at all?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'll show you. Sure, Yeah, Okay, I like you. I'm
gonna be honest with you. Every time I move the
monitor it.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Goes out, So I'm going to I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Not gonna be able to do it.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Let me come over. You guys are so talented.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's nice to know that we have listeners that have
such great talent skills.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They got art skills.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean that is amazing. Yeah, yeah, on the next one,
So thank you. I will get back to you another one.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Let's get one.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I really like it. I mean seriously, But I
don't think that the station is going to print a
full color shirt. They just won't, so I don't know.
I want to tell you, guys, the wildest thing that's
ever happened to me. To preface this story, I live
alone with my cat in a townhouse complex. It happened
a couple of weeks ago. I worked from home upstairs
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in my office, working two PM. I heard my cat
making a weird noise, but I chalked it up to
be herbian extra needy that day. Then I hear odd
movement in the doorway behind behind me. I turn around,
and to my surprise, there is a little girl, maybe
four years old with down syndrome, holding her blanket standing
in front of me. Oh my gosh, I've never seen
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this child before. There's plenty more to the story after that,
but to keep the story short, she had snuck out
of her house and saw my cat in the sliding
glass door. My sliding glass door happened to be unlocked,
so this little girl let herself into my house to
pet the cat. A neighbor was up able to help
me find the girl's house, and she was returned to
her mom safely. I then had to dash back inside
of my computer to lead a training meeting. Still while
(03:35):
trying to comprehend what the hell just happened. I still
can't believe this happened. I haven't forgotten to lock that
door since I needed to share this story with you
guys from LEXI. What a story. Yeah, I thought it
was going to be like the cat dragged a dead
bird in or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, I wouldn't even know what to do if I like,
turn around, suddenly there's a person. Yeah it's a four
year old, but it's still a person is in my house, Like.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Huh, it's like out of a horror movie. Yes, I
would expect her to be like all the sudden grow
things and like knives as fingers and kill me. So wow,
amazing story. Uh, next one, here we go. Stephanie says
she's a regular contributor to the show what is the
best chip? Maybe make a bracket or just discuss cheddar
(04:17):
and sour cream ruffles, cool ranch to Rito sea salt
and vinegar, kettle chips. So many to choose from. Wow,
I would say I would Cheddar and sour cream ruffles.
I would say, also the Friday's brand potato skin chips.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh, those are so good?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Are really good? Pringles are just ones that you can
just pound a whole can without even noticing it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Pop the fun don't stop, that's what they say. I mean,
I like a good tortilla chip with salsa. Those are
my favorite chips. But I would not eat those without salsa.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, no, no, They're not meant to be eaten without salt.
You're really pathetic and desperate if you are.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
If you're yeah, hungry, it's what you eat when there's
nothing else to eat in the house. If you really
need a little snacky, you eat the plane tortillas. Mine's
definitely ruffles, sour cream and onion. I'm sorry, but I
need I need that, like ruffle wavness versus just lays.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'll still fuck with Lays, Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I with Lays like sour cream and onion, is top
tier chips, but yeah, those are mine.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Lame and hot Cheetos also delicious.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I really like her her sea salt and vinegar kettle
chips too, those are really good.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I love a kettle chip because they're the crunchiest ones.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'll tell you what I can live without his funions.
Funions are only okay, But those were.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Cool when you were in tenth grade.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Probably yeah, I would never and I would never go
out and be like, oh, funions, that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, You're like, the.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Only time you ever have funions is if it comes
in that variety path of like the snack sized one.
That's the only time you ever even you don't go
buy a bag of funions.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, never, not once.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Probably offending somebody out there, but I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Me, I don't care. If that is our friendship, then
I don't care. Next one, Sarah says, Bailey made my
day daily. Bailey, she was talking about the name Otis
and how she was a boy. She would change her
name to Otis. That is my son's name. It made
me so happy. I played it for my husband, who
said me and Bailey are kindred spirits. I am also
a nut about Disney World, speaking of which, we're going
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there next month, and I know we're going to go
on Haunted Mansion because my kids want to, even though
I told myself never again. Can you explain it to me?
Is it supposed to be funny scary? I think Dave
and Bailey Boll said it was our favorite ride. True
last time I was bored, to be honest, probably how
Dave was on the People Mover when Allison was five
(06:33):
and wouldn't write anything else. So let's talk about Haunted Mansion.
I like it because the special effects are so classic,
their analog special effects. They're not digital crazy special effects.
It's dark, it's simple, it's nostalgic, just everything about it.
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There are no surprises left in Haunted Mansion, but the
experience of walking in and they go, okay, everybody gather
in this room. And in case you're wondering, our studio
is about the size of the room you gather in.
When you're you know, like, the pictures start to grow.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Are these portraits actually stretching?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And right?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And then it turns out you're on an elevator and
you go down and now you enter the line and
it's dark and it has a leathery smell, yes, and
the people are dressed in old fashioned butler and made
costumes and you get into your doom buggy. It's a
(07:36):
doom buggy and then it begins. Yeah, and it's just
cool as shit. I just love it. It's not scary,
it's not funny. It's just classic.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Right, I would say, it's very campy and like same thing.
It's not scary, it's not funny. It's just like so
immersive and once you're like in it, everything is so
detail and so like you could be looking out the
exact wrong way out of your Doom Buggy.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
On the ride.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All the actions on your right, you can look out
the left and there's the design of the ride is
so intricate that there's something to see everywhere.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And I just like it because it is.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's camp being kind of stupid, but that's what I
like about it, and like, yeah, the effects are cool,
the detail is cool. I love Hanted Mansion and it's
nice and cold in there.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When it is. When I first went on it, I
couldn't figure out how they got the dancers to dance
in the haunted dining room sense, and it turned out
there underneath you they're being reflected on a piece of glass.
Did you know that? Yeah? Yeah, which is so cool.
I couldn't figure that out. And they're obviously so an
auto animatronic or whatever. They're dancing mannequins on his spinning
platter and it doesn't look the least realistic, but it's
(08:47):
just cool.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah. What how did they imagine that? How cool? I
love it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
One more thing, David Bailey, when you tell Disney stories,
can you please be specific? I need to know which
restaurant Bailey saw post Malone at.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I saw him in Epcot at the Land, which is
its own like building, And when you go in, they've
got the ride living with the Land.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
They have soarin. And then there is a quick service
food place, not the sit down restaurant, but the quick
service food place. I have no idea what it's called.
That's where I saw post Malone.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So post Malone was there, getting like a burger and
fries like anybody else would too.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, and I made eye contact with him three times.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wow. Yeah. When Dave complained about breakfast being way too expensive,
I pictured him a California grill. I don't remember complaining
about breakfast being way too expensive. I don't, but I
probably did. I truly don't remember.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm so jealous. I hope you have fun in Disney.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
If you need any recommendations, email me Bailey Hess at
kadiwb dot com because I would love to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Aaron writes in Aaron is very funny. He's from Plymouth
and he is off and on on the favorite musical moments.
Good morning broadcasters, Oh, he said, Good Morrow broadcasters. Earlier
this week, Jenny mentioned how the Lurecat Cafe is closing.
Dave was not familiar. Now, my memory might be inaccurate,
but I recall a story when Dave and Carson had
(10:07):
just finished a marching band thing downtown. They were both
wearing Dave's Brass Band Psychedelic T shirts, and they stepped
into a place to get something to eat. Upon entering,
they saw how the place was a little higher end.
They felt very underdressed, but had no issues with the
food or service. I think this place in question was
the luurrecat Aaron in Plymouth. Very possible. We felt stupid
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and underdressed, but I remember the server was so gracious.
She didn't make us feel anything less than at all,
And so I think I gave her like a really
big tip because everybody there was like, you know, it
just short, a formal, just really nice, and we were
wearing shorts and sneakers and psychedelic shirts. Next email, good morning, y'all,
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quick rent Minnesotan's need to learn how to freaking drive.
I was going around a roundabout. This lady stops in
the middle of the roundabout. I had to hit the
brakes to prevent myself from hating her, and I got
on my horns. She continues to just sit there. She
eventually goes and then stops again. I quickly go around
her because I got places to go, and she starts
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recording me. While she's recording me, she's swerving trying to
record me and is going about twenty miles an hour. Really,
lady dart Lick roundabouts. I love roundabouts because to me
they're just easy, especially like big ones. If you go
down to Shakapee, the one I think it's like one
sixty nine and Pioneer Trail or something like that, right
(11:36):
by Valley Fair or kind of by Valley Fair, and
it's a big giant roundabout that really helps. But there
are people who don't understand that the person in the
roundabout has the right of way. Yes, if you are
in the roundabout, you have.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
The right of way, and that you have to keep going.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Keep moving. You do not stop.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
No, Yeah, there's no stop sign in a roundabout. I
like roundabouts because there's no stop sign. I don't have
to stop. I don't have to stop at like a
light and weight. But my mom does not like roundabouts.
Jill complained about them day and day out. Really but
not here comes up another new roundabout.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I hate this round You know what's a weird traffic
in invention is if you get on if you're on
four ninety four and you get off to go to
terminal two, and the traffic merges weird in the left
lane then swings over to the right lane, and I
can't even describe it, but it's like a helix of
(12:30):
weaving traffic. Yes, And how in the world, after one
hundred years of invention of the automobile or more, that
they finally figured out a better way to do an
intersection is amazing to me. There's also one down in
Shokapee at forty one and one sixty nine, and it's
like it sends you if you're going to go through it.
You turn to the left, weave into the left hand lane,
(12:53):
and then weave back into the right hand lane. It's
fucking weird. It's awful, but it works. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Think of where that is. You said to buy terminal two.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, it's by terminal two by the holiday station.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh say, then I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, yeah, all right, let me delete that one, next one.
There's a bunch of these today. Hey guys, Dave's game
of Are you a Doctor? I feel like a surgeon
I once had, once upon a time, would have definitely failed.
My little game that I play sometimes in the airport
when i'm bored is I'll look around that people around
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me and go, could they be a doctor? And if
they look, you know, really dumb and they're wearing a
Jack Daniel's T shirt or she's got missing teeth, I'm
gonna be like, no, they're probably not a doctor. But
if they look put together and they look like they're
smart whatever, then I'd be like, oh, yeah, she could
be a doctor. You know. And it's a dumb game.
There's no winning or losing because you never get to
go up and say, hey, are you a doctor? So
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I once had one who definitely would have failed. They
had surgery on my uterus and vagene to remove not
one but who. I don't need to hear about all
of this anyway. I had my fertility doctor doing the surgery,
but she had a skilled surgeon to help. He was
covered in tattoos and had nose gauges. Wow, honestly, something
(14:10):
I'd never even seen before. They did a rock star job.
Because my ob during my most recent C section told
me I had absolutely no scarring, none at all. Surgery
worked beautifully and now I have four beautiful kids. So wow,
there was somebody who was a doctor and he doesn't
look like a doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It was like Jonathan Fogel didn't look like a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He was like a beefy kind of body builder, tattooy
sleeve kind of a.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Guy, a big old beard.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Yeah, he's very smart. Also loved hearing you, Dave
and Jenny on k Fan. My husband listens to k
Fan and he told me before I heard you guys
talking about it, and he texted me to remind me
to listen. So for once we were both listening to
the same station. Hannah, Okay, we're gonna pull the curtain
back a little bit. Kfan does really really well, so
they spend more money on Kfan and they don't spend
(15:01):
any money on KTWB. I'm not complaining. I'm just that's
just the way it is. So Jenny and I walk
into their studio the other day and they have a
beautiful wall that is a fake mock brick wall with
their logo all over it. And I said, wow, that's
really cool. When did they put this in in Common?
(15:22):
The host said, I don't know, about six weeks or
so ago, and I thought, man, that's really cool. And
they have a working TV in their studio. We don't
have a working TV in our studio to work at all.
It hasn't worked in a year, and I don't know
where the remote is. But you said, the guys over
a K Fan don't like that wall.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well, I can't speak for Common, but when they first
got it in, I had gone in to talk to
some of the Power Trip guys and I was like, oh,
and I saw the wall right away. They're like, tell
us you're on his thoughts. I was like, well, it's
not the most appealing wall, and they're like, yeah, it's
like lipstick on a pig. They and I don't want
to talk shit because I think it's sponsored.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh okay, well yeah, they said that it's like a
temporary sitch for right now, but I mean it helps
the room project K Fanalyst.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
But I do think it's not the cutest wall.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh that's funny, because I really like it. It is
because they're on video and they do a lot of
video and TV and things like that in there, and
I happen to like it. So our studio, No Lie
looks essentially the same as it did when they built
the studio in two thousand and three. It is basically unchanged.
(16:35):
I will say. One thing is different is the window
coverings are different. They put new ones in about two
years ago.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I think, so.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, everything in here is exactly
as it was twenty two years ago. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing.
It's not that. I will say. We have a great view.
We have probably the best view of anybody in this building.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We really do, because everyone else kind of looks like
the kfan guys in K one or two. They look
out to like a parking ramp, yeah, or to the
building next door.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We have a great view of downtown Minneapolis and and
we see the sun come up and it really is cool.
So yeah, last email. I don't know if it's a
Wisconsin thing, but it's definitely a down South thing. Ever
since I moved to Amory, Wisconsin, I get called ma'am
everywhere I go. Yes, I'm over forty. Still it drives
(17:27):
me batty. It's not a cute word, and no one
sounds cute saying it. Some even sound sarcastic. Help. The
only people that are sound good saying it are soldiers,
cowboys and guys from the South. I think it's a
respect thing. I think that people want to be offended
by the word ma'am, but I don't think it's offensive.
But I'm also never called ma'am, so I think it's
(17:48):
a respect thing. I think that you are spinning it
in your mind that it's offensive. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I don't think it's associated with older at all anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I think it's just this.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
If you're trying to get someone's attention, what do you say, hey, lady, No,
you say ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Excuse me, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I went running the other day and this guy was
walking out of McDonald's and he was also running and
he had something on this little waistband and it fell
and so I grab it and he's like sprinting away,
and I'm like, sir, yeah, sir, Like I don't know
what else to say. And I had a sprint to
catch up to him to give it back, but he
didn't hear me because he had his headphones in, and
so I don't know. I didn't know what else to
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say in that moment. I just kept screaming, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I think it's the difference between ma'am versus miss. Ma'am
doesn't feel older than miss. So if I was somewhere
and said someone said ma'am, I'd be like, oh, I
look old.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Versus if I was somewhere and they said miss, excuse me,
I'd be like, oh me, I'm just so young.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I want to be called miss anymore. I'm good with
being called ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You know, Pat on our show had very old he
was an old soul, and he would address women as miss,
excuse me, miss, excuse me, miss, and I found that
offensive on It's like, no, I'm not your miss. You know,
I don't know what I am, but miss, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I don't know why you felt it was offensive. Your dude,
you're a sir.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
But I'm also I'm also not an old school, nineteen
fifty sexist.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I don't see the difference between miss and may I.
It's just I get someone's attention that you don't know
their name.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, Darlin, hey, Darlin.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
That would piss me off.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Sweetie, hey, sweetie, honey, sugar.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hey, sugar, sweet cheeks, sweet cheeks. Now that's that's a
way to give my attention.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Now you're talking, I'm going to response at me in public.
We can call this podcast sweet cheeks. Write it down,
all right, Have a great day. Send emails in to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Minnesota. Good Bye, Welcome to the program. Basically, we spend
the next fifteen or twenty minutes just kind of bullshitting
and talking about stuff. Somebody wrote in some amazing State
Fair t shirt ideas and these are gorgeous. They actually
did like graphic designs. Her name is Genie. She said,
I had some fun brainstorming ideas and I want to
(00:22):
share them with you. And they're so good that it
would be a disservice to just describe them. Yeah, but
they're just I mean they're amazing. Everything from Dave's wheel,
a girlfriends one that says you're kind of hot one
with all of us standing there. I mean, they're just astounding.
(00:43):
And I'm going to look at them more later. And
here's another one from Kaylee and it's going to show
this to you. Bailey is my dog Bernie and he's
on the phone and it says, hey, Dereg, can I
get door dash? And it's an amazing drawing of dog Bernie.
I mean, they're just astoundingly good. And then look at
this one I'm gonna show and again, I hate it
when DJs talk about a photo on the on the radio.
(01:07):
I hate it because they all sit there and go
ooh oh, look at that. So I learned a trick
back in the day to have at least one person
not look at the photo so they can ask questions
about it. So I'm gonna show this photo to Bailey
and then Jenny, you won't get to see it. And
this is the KDWB logo God, and we're all standing
in front of it. Jenny's holding the dumbells our bodies
(01:27):
from the from the butt up, but from the front.
Jenny looks beautiful holding a bar bell, the dumbbell. I
am holding a magician's hat. Vont is stirring a pot
of cauldron, and Bailey is singing, and they're astoundingly good pictures,
very good.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
And it's in front of the KDWB like it's in
the background of all of us together.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, the big logo is behind us, just beautiful, so cute.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Wow, you're really talented.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Can I see it now? You're not gonna let me
see it at all?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'll show you. Sure, Yeah, Okay, I like you. I'm
gonna be honest with you. Every time I move the
monitor it.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Goes out, So I'm going to I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Not gonna be able to do it.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Let me come over. You guys are so talented.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's nice to know that we have listeners that have
such great talent skills.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
They got art skills.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean that is amazing. Yeah, yeah, on the next one,
So thank you. I will get back to you another one.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Let's get one.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I really like it. I mean seriously, But I
don't think that the station is going to print a
full color shirt. They just won't, so I don't know.
I want to tell you, guys, the wildest thing that's
ever happened to me. To preface this story, I live
alone with my cat in a townhouse complex. It happened
a couple of weeks ago. I worked from home upstairs
(02:51):
in my office, working two PM. I heard my cat
making a weird noise, but I chalked it up to
be herbian extra needy that day. Then I hear odd
movement in the doorway behind behind me. I turn around,
and to my surprise, there is a little girl, maybe
four years old with down syndrome, holding her blanket standing
in front of me. Oh my gosh, I've never seen
(03:12):
this child before. There's plenty more to the story after that,
but to keep the story short, she had snuck out
of her house and saw my cat in the sliding
glass door. My sliding glass door happened to be unlocked,
so this little girl let herself into my house to
pet the cat. A neighbor was up able to help
me find the girl's house, and she was returned to
her mom safely. I then had to dash back inside
of my computer to lead a training meeting. Still while
(03:35):
trying to comprehend what the hell just happened. I still
can't believe this happened. I haven't forgotten to lock that
door since I needed to share this story with you
guys from LEXI. What a story. Yeah, I thought it
was going to be like the cat dragged a dead
bird in or something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, I wouldn't even know what to do if I like,
turn around, suddenly there's a person. Yeah it's a four
year old, but it's still a person is in my house, Like.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Huh, it's like out of a horror movie. Yes, I
would expect her to be like all the sudden grow
things and like knives as fingers and kill me. So wow,
amazing story. Uh, next one, here we go. Stephanie says
she's a regular contributor to the show what is the
best chip? Maybe make a bracket or just discuss cheddar
(04:17):
and sour cream ruffles, cool ranch to Rito sea salt
and vinegar, kettle chips. So many to choose from. Wow,
I would say I would Cheddar and sour cream ruffles.
I would say, also the Friday's brand potato skin chips.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Oh, those are so good?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Are really good? Pringles are just ones that you can
just pound a whole can without even noticing it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Pop the fun don't stop, that's what they say. I mean,
I like a good tortilla chip with salsa. Those are
my favorite chips. But I would not eat those without salsa.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, no, no, They're not meant to be eaten without salt.
You're really pathetic and desperate if you are.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
If you're yeah, hungry, it's what you eat when there's
nothing else to eat in the house. If you really
need a little snacky, you eat the plane tortillas. Mine's
definitely ruffles, sour cream and onion. I'm sorry, but I
need I need that, like ruffle wavness versus just lays.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'll still fuck with Lays, Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I with Lays like sour cream and onion, is top
tier chips, but yeah, those are mine.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Lame and hot Cheetos also delicious.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I really like her her sea salt and vinegar kettle
chips too, those are really good.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I love a kettle chip because they're the crunchiest ones.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I'll tell you what I can live without his funions.
Funions are only okay, But those were.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Cool when you were in tenth grade.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Probably yeah, I would never and I would never go
out and be like, oh, funions, that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, You're like, the.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Only time you ever have funions is if it comes
in that variety path of like the snack sized one.
That's the only time you ever even you don't go
buy a bag of funions.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
No, never, not once.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Probably offending somebody out there, but I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Me, I don't care. If that is our friendship, then
I don't care. Next one, Sarah says, Bailey made my
day daily. Bailey, she was talking about the name Otis
and how she was a boy. She would change her
name to Otis. That is my son's name. It made
me so happy. I played it for my husband, who
said me and Bailey are kindred spirits. I am also
a nut about Disney World, speaking of which, we're going
(06:11):
there next month, and I know we're going to go
on Haunted Mansion because my kids want to, even though
I told myself never again. Can you explain it to me?
Is it supposed to be funny scary? I think Dave
and Bailey Boll said it was our favorite ride. True
last time I was bored, to be honest, probably how
Dave was on the People Mover when Allison was five
(06:33):
and wouldn't write anything else. So let's talk about Haunted Mansion.
I like it because the special effects are so classic,
their analog special effects. They're not digital crazy special effects.
It's dark, it's simple, it's nostalgic, just everything about it.
(06:56):
There are no surprises left in Haunted Mansion, but the
experience of walking in and they go, okay, everybody gather
in this room. And in case you're wondering, our studio
is about the size of the room you gather in.
When you're you know, like, the pictures start to grow.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Are these portraits actually stretching?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And right?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And then it turns out you're on an elevator and
you go down and now you enter the line and
it's dark and it has a leathery smell, yes, and
the people are dressed in old fashioned butler and made
costumes and you get into your doom buggy. It's a
(07:36):
doom buggy and then it begins. Yeah, and it's just
cool as shit. I just love it. It's not scary,
it's not funny. It's just classic.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Right, I would say, it's very campy and like same thing.
It's not scary, it's not funny. It's just like so
immersive and once you're like in it, everything is so
detail and so like you could be looking out the
exact wrong way out of your Doom Buggy.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
On the ride.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All the actions on your right, you can look out
the left and there's the design of the ride is
so intricate that there's something to see everywhere.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
And I just like it because it is.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It's camp being kind of stupid, but that's what I
like about it, and like, yeah, the effects are cool,
the detail is cool. I love Hanted Mansion and it's
nice and cold in there.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
When it is. When I first went on it, I
couldn't figure out how they got the dancers to dance
in the haunted dining room sense, and it turned out
there underneath you they're being reflected on a piece of glass.
Did you know that? Yeah? Yeah, which is so cool.
I couldn't figure that out. And they're obviously so an
auto animatronic or whatever. They're dancing mannequins on his spinning
platter and it doesn't look the least realistic, but it's
(08:47):
just cool.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah. What how did they imagine that? How cool? I
love it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
One more thing, David Bailey, when you tell Disney stories,
can you please be specific? I need to know which
restaurant Bailey saw post Malone at.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I saw him in Epcot at the Land, which is
its own like building, And when you go in, they've
got the ride living with the Land.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
They have soarin. And then there is a quick service
food place, not the sit down restaurant, but the quick
service food place. I have no idea what it's called.
That's where I saw post Malone.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So post Malone was there, getting like a burger and
fries like anybody else would too.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, and I made eye contact with him three times.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wow. Yeah. When Dave complained about breakfast being way too expensive,
I pictured him a California grill. I don't remember complaining
about breakfast being way too expensive. I don't, but I
probably did. I truly don't remember.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm so jealous. I hope you have fun in Disney.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
If you need any recommendations, email me Bailey Hess at
kadiwb dot com because I would love to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Aaron writes in Aaron is very funny. He's from Plymouth
and he is off and on on the favorite musical moments.
Good morning broadcasters, Oh, he said, Good Morrow broadcasters. Earlier
this week, Jenny mentioned how the Lurecat Cafe is closing.
Dave was not familiar. Now, my memory might be inaccurate,
but I recall a story when Dave and Carson had
(10:07):
just finished a marching band thing downtown. They were both
wearing Dave's Brass Band Psychedelic T shirts, and they stepped
into a place to get something to eat. Upon entering,
they saw how the place was a little higher end.
They felt very underdressed, but had no issues with the
food or service. I think this place in question was
the luurrecat Aaron in Plymouth. Very possible. We felt stupid
(10:29):
and underdressed, but I remember the server was so gracious.
She didn't make us feel anything less than at all,
And so I think I gave her like a really
big tip because everybody there was like, you know, it
just short, a formal, just really nice, and we were
wearing shorts and sneakers and psychedelic shirts. Next email, good morning, y'all,
(10:51):
quick rent Minnesotan's need to learn how to freaking drive.
I was going around a roundabout. This lady stops in
the middle of the roundabout. I had to hit the
brakes to prevent myself from hating her, and I got
on my horns. She continues to just sit there. She
eventually goes and then stops again. I quickly go around
her because I got places to go, and she starts
(11:13):
recording me. While she's recording me, she's swerving trying to
record me and is going about twenty miles an hour. Really,
lady dart Lick roundabouts. I love roundabouts because to me
they're just easy, especially like big ones. If you go
down to Shakapee, the one I think it's like one
sixty nine and Pioneer Trail or something like that, right
(11:36):
by Valley Fair or kind of by Valley Fair, and
it's a big giant roundabout that really helps. But there
are people who don't understand that the person in the
roundabout has the right of way. Yes, if you are
in the roundabout, you have.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
The right of way, and that you have to keep going.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Keep moving. You do not stop.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
No, Yeah, there's no stop sign in a roundabout. I
like roundabouts because there's no stop sign. I don't have
to stop. I don't have to stop at like a
light and weight. But my mom does not like roundabouts.
Jill complained about them day and day out. Really but
not here comes up another new roundabout.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I hate this round You know what's a weird traffic
in invention is if you get on if you're on
four ninety four and you get off to go to
terminal two, and the traffic merges weird in the left
lane then swings over to the right lane, and I
can't even describe it, but it's like a helix of
(12:30):
weaving traffic. Yes, And how in the world, after one
hundred years of invention of the automobile or more, that
they finally figured out a better way to do an
intersection is amazing to me. There's also one down in
Shokapee at forty one and one sixty nine, and it's
like it sends you if you're going to go through it.
You turn to the left, weave into the left hand lane,
(12:53):
and then weave back into the right hand lane. It's
fucking weird. It's awful, but it works. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Think of where that is. You said to buy terminal two.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, it's by terminal two by the holiday station.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh say, then I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, yeah, all right, let me delete that one, next one.
There's a bunch of these today. Hey guys, Dave's game
of Are you a Doctor? I feel like a surgeon
I once had, once upon a time, would have definitely failed.
My little game that I play sometimes in the airport
when i'm bored is I'll look around that people around
(13:27):
me and go, could they be a doctor? And if
they look, you know, really dumb and they're wearing a
Jack Daniel's T shirt or she's got missing teeth, I'm
gonna be like, no, they're probably not a doctor. But
if they look put together and they look like they're
smart whatever, then I'd be like, oh, yeah, she could
be a doctor. You know. And it's a dumb game.
There's no winning or losing because you never get to
go up and say, hey, are you a doctor? So
(13:49):
I once had one who definitely would have failed. They
had surgery on my uterus and vagene to remove not
one but who. I don't need to hear about all
of this anyway. I had my fertility doctor doing the surgery,
but she had a skilled surgeon to help. He was
covered in tattoos and had nose gauges. Wow, honestly, something
(14:10):
I'd never even seen before. They did a rock star job.
Because my ob during my most recent C section told
me I had absolutely no scarring, none at all. Surgery
worked beautifully and now I have four beautiful kids. So wow,
there was somebody who was a doctor and he doesn't
look like a doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It was like Jonathan Fogel didn't look like a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
No, he didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He was like a beefy kind of body builder, tattooy
sleeve kind of a.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Guy, a big old beard.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. Yeah, he's very smart. Also loved hearing you, Dave
and Jenny on k Fan. My husband listens to k
Fan and he told me before I heard you guys
talking about it, and he texted me to remind me
to listen. So for once we were both listening to
the same station. Hannah, Okay, we're gonna pull the curtain
back a little bit. Kfan does really really well, so
they spend more money on Kfan and they don't spend
(15:01):
any money on KTWB. I'm not complaining. I'm just that's
just the way it is. So Jenny and I walk
into their studio the other day and they have a
beautiful wall that is a fake mock brick wall with
their logo all over it. And I said, wow, that's
really cool. When did they put this in in Common?
(15:22):
The host said, I don't know, about six weeks or
so ago, and I thought, man, that's really cool. And
they have a working TV in their studio. We don't
have a working TV in our studio to work at all.
It hasn't worked in a year, and I don't know
where the remote is. But you said, the guys over
a K Fan don't like that wall.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Well, I can't speak for Common, but when they first
got it in, I had gone in to talk to
some of the Power Trip guys and I was like, oh,
and I saw the wall right away. They're like, tell
us you're on his thoughts. I was like, well, it's
not the most appealing wall, and they're like, yeah, it's
like lipstick on a pig. They and I don't want
to talk shit because I think it's sponsored.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh okay, well yeah, they said that it's like a
temporary sitch for right now, but I mean it helps
the room project K Fanalyst.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
But I do think it's not the cutest wall.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh that's funny, because I really like it. It is
because they're on video and they do a lot of
video and TV and things like that in there, and
I happen to like it. So our studio, No Lie
looks essentially the same as it did when they built
the studio in two thousand and three. It is basically unchanged.
(16:35):
I will say. One thing is different is the window
coverings are different. They put new ones in about two
years ago.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I think, so.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, everything in here is exactly
as it was twenty two years ago. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing.
It's not that. I will say. We have a great view.
We have probably the best view of anybody in this building.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We really do, because everyone else kind of looks like
the kfan guys in K one or two. They look
out to like a parking ramp, yeah, or to the
building next door.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We have a great view of downtown Minneapolis and and
we see the sun come up and it really is cool.
So yeah, last email. I don't know if it's a
Wisconsin thing, but it's definitely a down South thing. Ever
since I moved to Amory, Wisconsin, I get called ma'am
everywhere I go. Yes, I'm over forty. Still it drives
(17:27):
me batty. It's not a cute word, and no one
sounds cute saying it. Some even sound sarcastic. Help. The
only people that are sound good saying it are soldiers,
cowboys and guys from the South. I think it's a
respect thing. I think that people want to be offended
by the word ma'am, but I don't think it's offensive.
But I'm also never called ma'am, so I think it's
(17:48):
a respect thing. I think that you are spinning it
in your mind that it's offensive. What do you think.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I don't think it's associated with older at all anymore.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
I think it's just this.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
If you're trying to get someone's attention, what do you say, hey, lady, No,
you say ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Excuse me, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I went running the other day and this guy was
walking out of McDonald's and he was also running and
he had something on this little waistband and it fell
and so I grab it and he's like sprinting away,
and I'm like, sir, yeah, sir, Like I don't know
what else to say. And I had a sprint to
catch up to him to give it back, but he
didn't hear me because he had his headphones in, and
so I don't know. I didn't know what else to
(18:23):
say in that moment. I just kept screaming, sir.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I think it's the difference between ma'am versus miss. Ma'am
doesn't feel older than miss. So if I was somewhere
and said someone said ma'am, I'd be like, oh, I
look old.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Versus if I was somewhere and they said miss, excuse me,
I'd be like, oh me, I'm just so young.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I want to be called miss anymore. I'm good with
being called ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
You know, Pat on our show had very old he
was an old soul, and he would address women as miss,
excuse me, miss, excuse me, miss, and I found that
offensive on It's like, no, I'm not your miss. You know,
I don't know what I am, but miss, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I don't know why you felt it was offensive. Your dude,
you're a sir.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
But I'm also I'm also not an old school, nineteen
fifty sexist.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I don't see the difference between miss and may I.
It's just I get someone's attention that you don't know
their name.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, Darlin, hey, Darlin.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
That would piss me off.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Sweetie, hey, sweetie, honey, sugar.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Hey, sugar, sweet cheeks, sweet cheeks. Now that's that's a
way to give my attention.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Now you're talking, I'm going to response at me in public.
We can call this podcast sweet cheeks. Write it down,
all right, Have a great day. Send emails in to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
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