January 29, 2025 • 15 mins
We get a spam email about the largest medically confirmed penis, hear a story about a missing show, and dream about this summer's Yacht Club festival!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go with a Minnesota goodbye, Kelly writes in
Hello Morning Show, fam. You know when we read these emails,
I haven't read them in advance. They're kind of like
opening a present on Christmas. It's like, oh, what's this
and you shake it a little bit, you look to
see how long it is or how big it is
or whatever. So I never know what we're gonna get you. Ready, Yes,
(00:20):
catching up on some old Minnesota goodbyes came across the
one from little Miss Pooh Shoe. She wrote that there's
always that one shoe on the side of the road.
We're trying to figure out how it got there. Okay,
since you're lacking on emails, I thought i'd write my
roadside shoe story. Back when I was in high school,
driving down the highway way to Rochester, happened to see
a shoe that looked exactly like my dad's on the
(00:42):
side of the highway right at the Pine Island exit.
I kept on with my day and later told my dad,
I swore I saw your shoe on the highway. Immediately
said I'm missing one of my shoes. Where'd you see it?
Made his way from Zimbroda to Pine Island and lo
and behold it was his shoe. He is an avid
hunter and does so on a buddy's land in Pine Island.
(01:03):
He thinks that he put his comfy shoes on the
back bumper of his truck when he is packing up
his stuff to go hunting, and forgot to grab him
off the bumper. His shoe was seven to ten miles
down the highway from our house and equally as far
from the land that he hunts on, and I just
happened to recognize his shoe while speeding passed it on
the highway. Crazy right, Ah right, says Kelly. Well, there's
(01:23):
one explanation. Why have we ever put something on top
of the car and then driven off and then you go,
I put it electric razor on top of my car
one time. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Why did you just have that hanging out?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I probably was taking it somewhere, had my hands full,
needed to unlock the door or something, and then put
it up on top of the car and then drove off.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, this's never happened to me. I've never accidentally put
something on top of my car and driven away.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We need them.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
There is that shoe tree over on still on the
Washington Avenue bridge by U of M, where everybody throws
their I.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Would assume it's still there. That's a staple of the
U of them, so I would assume it's still there.
But I haven't gone over that bridge and a few time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, we did a bit one time, many years ago
where we put a baby carrier. We duct taped a
baby carrier to the top of a car and then
would drive around with it to sing a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Like a fake baby in it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Not I don't even know if we had a fake
baby we might have just to see what kind of
reaction we would get. What a cruel, awful prank to
play on people. Now we would do that, But years
years ago that was funny. That was a good bit.
Good bit. Okay, here we go. Oh, this one is
a fake one. Do you want to hear a fake one? Yeah,
says you got a new fan of your podcast. I've
(02:37):
been enjoying it and following you on social media. But
they called the address us Hey team, and it's from
Fleshy pr in Marketing Fleshy. Yeah, I'm reaching out to
introduce you to Matt Barr. He's known for holding the
title of the world's largest medically confirmed penis.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Man interviews in humor, including features on the Morning and
ladib led Bible, have garnered Vinyl viral attention. He's got
a memoir called A Long Story. He dives into the
physical and mental health challenges that come with his condition,
his passion about breaking down misconceptions around masculinity and body image,
offering insights on how men can embrace their bodies with confidence.
(03:16):
He also speaks to couples. Blah blah blah. I think
Matt's story would resonate with your audience and bring a unique,
thoughtful perspective to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, so not really.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I mean it is a fake email sort of because
they know nothing about us, but it is like a
pr email of trying to get their client on a
podcast or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We get these, We get probably a dozen a day
and I block every single one. So when somebody says, hey,
it's National Horticulture Month, we would love to get somebody
on your show to talk about horticulture, and that's what
their job is. But they also they send out just
a shotgun approach, hitting every media outlet that they can,
regardless of whether we're right for them or not.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh yeah, I mean I used to work for Minneapolis,
which is Minneapolis's Visitors and Conventions Bureau, and I did
PR and so we.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Would just have a huge media list.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
We'd send the same press release out to everyone and
it wasn't specified anyone. I don't even know who was
on the media list after the time. It was just automated.
And it's like now I look back being on the
other side of it and being like, God, we were annoying.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, they used to do letters back in before email.
I was the public affairs director. That's like a nothing
title at a radio station. I think he got twenty
five dollars extra a month for doing it. And that
would be like you would look at the Salvation Armies
event and then you would type up a little card
that said, Hey, the Salvation Army is doing their annual
Christmas gala this Saturday. For more information, call this whatever.
(04:38):
And but now it's all emails, all of its emails,
and it's junk and garbage. I mean I delete a
dozen or more and block them every day.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You said, for this one largest medically what penis prove confirmed?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Penis what's his name?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, Marr b R Bar this one to meet.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm clicking on in link and here is a picture
of Matt.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Bar Do we see a picture of this pis?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, let me see what it says here he says
a long story, Life with the World's Largest penis, Matt
Barr's autobiography about Life with the biggest cock to have
been independently confirmed by medical professionals. Well, let's see how
long it actually is.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I don't really care to see it, but I will
show you a picture of his face.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh, never mind, No, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now, if you're curious, let's go ahead and take a
guess here and we'll give the answer tomorrow. Okay, okay,
So what do you think the answer reminded me? Because
I'll forget this tomorrow. Yes, give me a guess in
inches how long this world's longest confirmed penis is.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm going to ask a question, are we talking flaccid
or like hard? Because what are we measuring?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It doesn't say, It doesn't say, but I'm going to
say probably hard.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Okay, that's what I would assume too, because okay, I'm
gonna go it's got to be at least a foot, I.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Say fifteen inches.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh gosh, oh I got him. I saw a fifteen
inch pece I run Soka'd be so scared.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Wouldn't you be curious? Though? Wouldn't you want to see it?
Wouldn't you want? And I'm not trying to be like
salacious or stupid. Wouldn't you want to play with it?
Because it's so big?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I don't know if I want to play with it,
but I'd want to see it, just like for just
to know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I don't Okay, maybe I'm getting little bit too personal.
If you don't want answer that, it's not too personal.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just like I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think penisize is such a specific thing to certain people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Some people love big old.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And some people are good with if the person just
like knows how to treat the other person right, you know,
So like for me, I don't know, it doesn't matter
that he has a huge penis.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I heard women say that they don't necessarily want to
have sex with a guy with a giant penis, but
they're curious about looking at it because size can be
kind of a visual turn on. Yeah, okay, I will
give you the size tomorrow. If you want to send
in a guess and maybe you have a story about
a boyfriend with a very long or very small pen
(07:18):
that might be and if you want to stay anonymous,
that might be a good topic to talk about on
the Minnesota Goodbye Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, but no shaming anyone.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, no, there's small, No, And that's that's one of
my pet peeves in life as a guy. Not every
guy has. If there's if there's an average penis, there's
going to be bigger than average, there's going to be
smaller than average. And it really pisses me off when
people go, oh, well, he must have a small dick,
or he's a jerk, How Betty has a small dick,
(07:46):
or yeah, he dumped me after one date, he probably
has a small dick. Or I went out with him
and he had a small dick, so that he's worthless.
And that really pisses me off because it would be
the same as going, well I went out with her
and she had like tiny so oh, well, she's stupid,
so she must have tiny boobs, or she's flat as
a board and never been nailed to me, And people
(08:07):
go with Dave, you must have a small dick. And
I'm like, you can read that into it if you
want to. I'm fine with you reading that into it.
But it just to me is like, small dick guys
should not be shamed. Well I don't either. Should short
guys be shamed? But it happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Right, And women shouldn't be shamed either though, because I
think women's bodies also are scrutinized just as much as men's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But women will openly say on social media or whatever,
or in a conversation at lunch, they'll be like, yeah, well, yeah,
he's probably got a small dick, or he drives a truck,
so he's probably got a small dick. And you won't
judge women like that. You would, But if a table
of guys is going, yeah, well, you know she's got
a big old fat ass, and you know she's got
(08:50):
cellulate and she's got small titties, then you're going, well,
you're a table full of fucking pigs.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I feel like you would judge women for they do it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So openly all the time, all the time, because I.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Have friends that talk like that, don't.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, I don't know a time that I've had friends
like yes, we've talked about penis sizes before, of course
we have, like the people, but it wasn't a matter
of like, oh my god, he had such a small penis,
like blah blah blah like it. It never was in
a context that was negative or like that person's useless
because they have a small penis. It was just like, yeah,
(09:26):
you know, he was like a little bit smaller, you know.
That's all it was. Ever said if anyone has ever
been with something with a smaller penis, and yeah, I
just I haven't been around women who talk like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That, So I have.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've heard it on the show. I've heard callers. I've
heard for years, oh well yeah, I mean he's really cute,
but he's probably got a small dick. And it's like, okay,
so that's kind of the go to an insult for
a guy. The guy that this Matt bar guy. If
you're wonder what he looks like, he looks like a
fat Kevin Neelan with a goatee. Okay, thirty five to
(10:00):
forty five years old.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But I would say more closer to forty five forty five.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Ok kind of a fat doe looking Kevin Neeland. But
then now here I am judging this guy for being fat,
but I'm just describing him. He is kind of a
chubbo he I mean I was, but he's got a
big dick, so it makes up for it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know, he would be a surprise if he ended
up in my bedroom and I didn't know he had
this bag Penis, I'd be.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Like, whoa, whoa, sorry were you behind in that day?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
It's taped to his flag. No, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm glad taped to his leg exactly. I'm glad that
I opened that email because that was really really interesting.
And I think that's one of the things about the
Minnesota Goodbye. We're never trying to be vulgar. We never
set out to be salacious. We just have conversations that
you know that like on Caller Daddy, I don't listen
to call her Daddy, but they talk about things openly
sexual that you can't really talk about like in the
(10:52):
conference room at work.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, it's a very different podcast than what it used
to be, but they do still talk about sex. It's
not only sex based anymore more, though she's evolved. Alex
Cooper has next one.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Are you guys gonna be Giving Away? Tickets at the
Minnesota Yacht Club. I just saw the lineup and dying
to go. So yeah, Becky, we will absolutely have tickets.
We'll probably have probably more tickets than any other radio station. Yeah,
as we get closer to the actual show.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Bunch last summer, so I'm assuming will have.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
The lineup is like cooler this year. I think in
general it's very.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Like Warped Tour two thousand and five or something.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Fibes.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It's a little bit more like emo rock then like
there's not really pop acts like I kind of considered
Gwen Stefani pop out. Yeah, and this year is a
little more like rock bands. If nobody knows what we're
talking about. It's a new festival that's gonna be in St. Paul,
and the headliners are maybe like to help me out,
Green Day, fallow Up Boy, Cozier, Weezer, Weezer is one
(11:55):
of them.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Green Day. You said that those are like the heap,
those like the big ones.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But yeah, it'll be a great one again.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I mean, I don't I'm not like a huge concert person,
but I would go and see a handful of those.
I haven't seen fall Up Boy since I was probably
like nineteen years old, so that'll be nostalgic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All right, move on the next email. Here Dave, Jenny, Bailey,
and vont TiO, Sarah and Cole. Here from the friends
who have a KDWB group chat group. Now we've talked
about them before, where like during the show or after
the show though group chat and be like, oh my god,
did you hear what Jenny did today? Or did you
hear what Bailey said today? That type of thing to start,
y'all rock and we listen every morning. Thanks for making
(12:36):
HD a little bit brighter. I want to say, sincerely,
thank you for listening. It really it warms my heart
that you are. You love our show enough that you
wrote and that you listen to have a chat group.
In a week or so, we were traveling to Thai
Land for our honeymoon. We've never been before, doing a
lot of research to prepare on especially on Jenny's meet
(12:58):
me off grid blog. Will be in Bangkok, Chang Mai
and Fouquette for a span of fourteen days.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Thanks to your website. We found a great hotel in
old Town. I'm excited to explore the city of Chaime.
We're all Chang Mei. We're all so thank Yeah, Okay,
we'll see a lot of temples and you recommend in
the Mung village too. Jena, do you have any tips
or advice before our trip? Have a great rest to day.
We'll be listening from Thailand next week. That's from Sarah
and Cole.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
J You know, I don't have any advice for Pouquette
because I did not go to that island. However, I
do recommend like renting a scooters in the islands because
it's easier to bop around on scooters and it's fun
and it's cheap and whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Chang Mai, do not do not rent a scooter.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It is fucking crazy traffic around there, and you can
get fined, and it's a little bit stricter in the
busy cities. But honestly, everything's kind of on my website
that I would recommend already, so if you're already looking
at that, I don't think I have like too much
outside of that. But my other thing is bring wet wipes.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Bring home. Everywhere you are not going to have.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Access to water, You're gonna eat street food, your hands
are gonna get sticky, and you're just gonna feel a
little bit dirty here and there. So just like have
what wipes on you at all times. That was one
thing we did not have. And so I just walked
around eating like a stick of chicken. And then the
next thing I know, my hands are sticky for the
next like two hours. So I got back to wherever
we were staying. So I have still fun pieland's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I need to go back. That's super much more I
want to explore.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'm still so impressed that you even went to Thailand.
That is awesome. Eka, that is going to do it
now for the Minnesota goodbye, So remember tune in tomorrow,
tune in, download up stream whatever the podcast tomorrow. So
we'll talk about Matt Barr's Giant Wang and I will
tell you how long it really is. And if you
want to write in, I think it'd be interesting if
(14:51):
you wanted to write into story about, yeah, I dated
a guy and we could not have sex because he
was too big, and or maybe I dated a guy
and we could not have sex because he was too
small or whatever. If you got a story about that,
it's a little bit different, but it could be interesting.
And guess how big Matt is in inches by the way.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And don't google it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, don't google it. Wait till tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye.
Send those to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.
Here we go with a Minnesota goodbye, Kelly writes in
Hello Morning Show, fam. You know when we read these emails,
I haven't read them in advance. They're kind of like
opening a present on Christmas. It's like, oh, what's this
and you shake it a little bit, you look to
see how long it is or how big it is
or whatever. So I never know what we're gonna get you. Ready, Yes,
(00:20):
catching up on some old Minnesota goodbyes came across the
one from little Miss Pooh Shoe. She wrote that there's
always that one shoe on the side of the road.
We're trying to figure out how it got there. Okay,
since you're lacking on emails, I thought i'd write my
roadside shoe story. Back when I was in high school,
driving down the highway way to Rochester, happened to see
a shoe that looked exactly like my dad's on the
(00:42):
side of the highway right at the Pine Island exit.
I kept on with my day and later told my dad,
I swore I saw your shoe on the highway. Immediately
said I'm missing one of my shoes. Where'd you see it?
Made his way from Zimbroda to Pine Island and lo
and behold it was his shoe. He is an avid
hunter and does so on a buddy's land in Pine Island.
(01:03):
He thinks that he put his comfy shoes on the
back bumper of his truck when he is packing up
his stuff to go hunting, and forgot to grab him
off the bumper. His shoe was seven to ten miles
down the highway from our house and equally as far
from the land that he hunts on, and I just
happened to recognize his shoe while speeding passed it on
the highway. Crazy right, Ah right, says Kelly. Well, there's
(01:23):
one explanation. Why have we ever put something on top
of the car and then driven off and then you go,
I put it electric razor on top of my car
one time. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Why did you just have that hanging out?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I probably was taking it somewhere, had my hands full,
needed to unlock the door or something, and then put
it up on top of the car and then drove off.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, this's never happened to me. I've never accidentally put
something on top of my car and driven away.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We need them.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
There is that shoe tree over on still on the
Washington Avenue bridge by U of M, where everybody throws
their I.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Would assume it's still there. That's a staple of the
U of them, so I would assume it's still there.
But I haven't gone over that bridge and a few time.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, we did a bit one time, many years ago
where we put a baby carrier. We duct taped a
baby carrier to the top of a car and then
would drive around with it to sing a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Like a fake baby in it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Not I don't even know if we had a fake
baby we might have just to see what kind of
reaction we would get. What a cruel, awful prank to
play on people. Now we would do that, But years
years ago that was funny. That was a good bit.
Good bit. Okay, here we go. Oh, this one is
a fake one. Do you want to hear a fake one? Yeah,
says you got a new fan of your podcast. I've
(02:37):
been enjoying it and following you on social media. But
they called the address us Hey team, and it's from
Fleshy pr in Marketing Fleshy. Yeah, I'm reaching out to
introduce you to Matt Barr. He's known for holding the
title of the world's largest medically confirmed penis.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Man interviews in humor, including features on the Morning and
ladib led Bible, have garnered Vinyl viral attention. He's got
a memoir called A Long Story. He dives into the
physical and mental health challenges that come with his condition,
his passion about breaking down misconceptions around masculinity and body image,
offering insights on how men can embrace their bodies with confidence.
(03:16):
He also speaks to couples. Blah blah blah. I think
Matt's story would resonate with your audience and bring a unique,
thoughtful perspective to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, so not really.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I mean it is a fake email sort of because
they know nothing about us, but it is like a
pr email of trying to get their client on a
podcast or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We get these, We get probably a dozen a day
and I block every single one. So when somebody says, hey,
it's National Horticulture Month, we would love to get somebody
on your show to talk about horticulture, and that's what
their job is. But they also they send out just
a shotgun approach, hitting every media outlet that they can,
regardless of whether we're right for them or not.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh yeah, I mean I used to work for Minneapolis,
which is Minneapolis's Visitors and Conventions Bureau, and I did
PR and so we.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Would just have a huge media list.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
We'd send the same press release out to everyone and
it wasn't specified anyone. I don't even know who was
on the media list after the time. It was just automated.
And it's like now I look back being on the
other side of it and being like, God, we were annoying.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, they used to do letters back in before email.
I was the public affairs director. That's like a nothing
title at a radio station. I think he got twenty
five dollars extra a month for doing it. And that
would be like you would look at the Salvation Armies
event and then you would type up a little card
that said, Hey, the Salvation Army is doing their annual
Christmas gala this Saturday. For more information, call this whatever.
(04:38):
And but now it's all emails, all of its emails,
and it's junk and garbage. I mean I delete a
dozen or more and block them every day.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You said, for this one largest medically what penis prove confirmed?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Penis what's his name?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, Marr b R Bar this one to meet.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm clicking on in link and here is a picture
of Matt.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Bar Do we see a picture of this pis?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, let me see what it says here he says
a long story, Life with the World's Largest penis, Matt
Barr's autobiography about Life with the biggest cock to have
been independently confirmed by medical professionals. Well, let's see how
long it actually is.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I don't really care to see it, but I will
show you a picture of his face.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Oh, never mind, No, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now, if you're curious, let's go ahead and take a
guess here and we'll give the answer tomorrow. Okay, okay,
So what do you think the answer reminded me? Because
I'll forget this tomorrow. Yes, give me a guess in
inches how long this world's longest confirmed penis is.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I'm going to ask a question, are we talking flaccid
or like hard? Because what are we measuring?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It doesn't say, It doesn't say, but I'm going to
say probably hard.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Okay, that's what I would assume too, because okay, I'm
gonna go it's got to be at least a foot, I.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Say fifteen inches.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh gosh, oh I got him. I saw a fifteen
inch pece I run Soka'd be so scared.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Wouldn't you be curious? Though? Wouldn't you want to see it?
Wouldn't you want? And I'm not trying to be like
salacious or stupid. Wouldn't you want to play with it?
Because it's so big?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I don't know if I want to play with it,
but I'd want to see it, just like for just
to know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I don't Okay, maybe I'm getting little bit too personal.
If you don't want answer that, it's not too personal.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I just like I I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think penisize is such a specific thing to certain people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Some people love big old.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And some people are good with if the person just
like knows how to treat the other person right, you know,
So like for me, I don't know, it doesn't matter
that he has a huge penis.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I heard women say that they don't necessarily want to
have sex with a guy with a giant penis, but
they're curious about looking at it because size can be
kind of a visual turn on. Yeah, okay, I will
give you the size tomorrow. If you want to send
in a guess and maybe you have a story about
a boyfriend with a very long or very small pen
(07:18):
that might be and if you want to stay anonymous,
that might be a good topic to talk about on
the Minnesota Goodbye Tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, but no shaming anyone.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, no, there's small, No, And that's that's one of
my pet peeves in life as a guy. Not every
guy has. If there's if there's an average penis, there's
going to be bigger than average, there's going to be
smaller than average. And it really pisses me off when
people go, oh, well, he must have a small dick,
or he's a jerk, How Betty has a small dick,
(07:46):
or yeah, he dumped me after one date, he probably
has a small dick. Or I went out with him
and he had a small dick, so that he's worthless.
And that really pisses me off because it would be
the same as going, well I went out with her
and she had like tiny so oh, well, she's stupid,
so she must have tiny boobs, or she's flat as
a board and never been nailed to me, And people
(08:07):
go with Dave, you must have a small dick. And
I'm like, you can read that into it if you
want to. I'm fine with you reading that into it.
But it just to me is like, small dick guys
should not be shamed. Well I don't either. Should short
guys be shamed? But it happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Right, And women shouldn't be shamed either though, because I
think women's bodies also are scrutinized just as much as men's.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
But women will openly say on social media or whatever,
or in a conversation at lunch, they'll be like, yeah, well, yeah,
he's probably got a small dick, or he drives a truck,
so he's probably got a small dick. And you won't
judge women like that. You would, But if a table
of guys is going, yeah, well, you know she's got
a big old fat ass, and you know she's got
(08:50):
cellulate and she's got small titties, then you're going, well,
you're a table full of fucking pigs.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I feel like you would judge women for they do it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So openly all the time, all the time, because I.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Have friends that talk like that, don't.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, I don't know a time that I've had friends
like yes, we've talked about penis sizes before, of course
we have, like the people, but it wasn't a matter
of like, oh my god, he had such a small penis,
like blah blah blah like it. It never was in
a context that was negative or like that person's useless
because they have a small penis. It was just like, yeah,
(09:26):
you know, he was like a little bit smaller, you know.
That's all it was. Ever said if anyone has ever
been with something with a smaller penis, and yeah, I
just I haven't been around women who talk like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That, So I have.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I've heard it on the show. I've heard callers. I've
heard for years, oh well yeah, I mean he's really cute,
but he's probably got a small dick. And it's like, okay,
so that's kind of the go to an insult for
a guy. The guy that this Matt bar guy. If
you're wonder what he looks like, he looks like a
fat Kevin Neelan with a goatee. Okay, thirty five to
(10:00):
forty five years old.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
But I would say more closer to forty five forty five.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Ok kind of a fat doe looking Kevin Neeland. But
then now here I am judging this guy for being fat,
but I'm just describing him. He is kind of a
chubbo he I mean I was, but he's got a
big dick, so it makes up for it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know, he would be a surprise if he ended
up in my bedroom and I didn't know he had
this bag Penis, I'd be.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Like, whoa, whoa, sorry were you behind in that day?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
It's taped to his flag. No, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm glad taped to his leg exactly. I'm glad that
I opened that email because that was really really interesting.
And I think that's one of the things about the
Minnesota Goodbye. We're never trying to be vulgar. We never
set out to be salacious. We just have conversations that
you know that like on Caller Daddy, I don't listen
to call her Daddy, but they talk about things openly
sexual that you can't really talk about like in the
(10:52):
conference room at work.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, it's a very different podcast than what it used
to be, but they do still talk about sex. It's
not only sex based anymore more, though she's evolved. Alex
Cooper has next one.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Are you guys gonna be Giving Away? Tickets at the
Minnesota Yacht Club. I just saw the lineup and dying
to go. So yeah, Becky, we will absolutely have tickets.
We'll probably have probably more tickets than any other radio station. Yeah,
as we get closer to the actual show.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Bunch last summer, so I'm assuming will have.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
The lineup is like cooler this year. I think in
general it's very.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Like Warped Tour two thousand and five or something.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Fibes.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It's a little bit more like emo rock then like
there's not really pop acts like I kind of considered
Gwen Stefani pop out. Yeah, and this year is a
little more like rock bands. If nobody knows what we're
talking about. It's a new festival that's gonna be in St. Paul,
and the headliners are maybe like to help me out,
Green Day, fallow Up Boy, Cozier, Weezer, Weezer is one
(11:55):
of them.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Green Day. You said that those are like the heap,
those like the big ones.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But yeah, it'll be a great one again.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I mean, I don't I'm not like a huge concert person,
but I would go and see a handful of those.
I haven't seen fall Up Boy since I was probably
like nineteen years old, so that'll be nostalgic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
All right, move on the next email. Here Dave, Jenny, Bailey,
and vont TiO, Sarah and Cole. Here from the friends
who have a KDWB group chat group. Now we've talked
about them before, where like during the show or after
the show though group chat and be like, oh my god,
did you hear what Jenny did today? Or did you
hear what Bailey said today? That type of thing to start,
y'all rock and we listen every morning. Thanks for making
(12:36):
HD a little bit brighter. I want to say, sincerely,
thank you for listening. It really it warms my heart
that you are. You love our show enough that you
wrote and that you listen to have a chat group.
In a week or so, we were traveling to Thai
Land for our honeymoon. We've never been before, doing a
lot of research to prepare on especially on Jenny's meet
(12:58):
me off grid blog. Will be in Bangkok, Chang Mai
and Fouquette for a span of fourteen days.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Thanks to your website. We found a great hotel in
old Town. I'm excited to explore the city of Chaime.
We're all Chang Mei. We're all so thank Yeah, Okay,
we'll see a lot of temples and you recommend in
the Mung village too. Jena, do you have any tips
or advice before our trip? Have a great rest to day.
We'll be listening from Thailand next week. That's from Sarah
and Cole.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
J You know, I don't have any advice for Pouquette
because I did not go to that island. However, I
do recommend like renting a scooters in the islands because
it's easier to bop around on scooters and it's fun
and it's cheap and whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Chang Mai, do not do not rent a scooter.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It is fucking crazy traffic around there, and you can
get fined, and it's a little bit stricter in the
busy cities. But honestly, everything's kind of on my website
that I would recommend already, so if you're already looking
at that, I don't think I have like too much
outside of that. But my other thing is bring wet wipes.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Bring home. Everywhere you are not going to have.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Access to water, You're gonna eat street food, your hands
are gonna get sticky, and you're just gonna feel a
little bit dirty here and there. So just like have
what wipes on you at all times. That was one
thing we did not have. And so I just walked
around eating like a stick of chicken. And then the
next thing I know, my hands are sticky for the
next like two hours. So I got back to wherever
we were staying. So I have still fun pieland's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I need to go back. That's super much more I
want to explore.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'm still so impressed that you even went to Thailand.
That is awesome. Eka, that is going to do it
now for the Minnesota goodbye, So remember tune in tomorrow,
tune in, download up stream whatever the podcast tomorrow. So
we'll talk about Matt Barr's Giant Wang and I will
tell you how long it really is. And if you
want to write in, I think it'd be interesting if
(14:51):
you wanted to write into story about, yeah, I dated
a guy and we could not have sex because he
was too big, and or maybe I dated a guy
and we could not have sex because he was too
small or whatever. If you got a story about that,
it's a little bit different, but it could be interesting.
And guess how big Matt is in inches by the way.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
And don't google it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, don't google it. Wait till tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye.
Send those to Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.
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