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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we go with the Minnesota good bye.
I want to dive into the bachelorette party that you
did this weekend to see Jenny if there's anything interesting.
I know that you got some photos on the on
your blog on Dave ryanshow dot common, also on your Instagram.
Probably my favorite one is all the girls jumping into
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the lake at the same time. It didn't look like
it went very.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, but the girls is like sideways going in and
I was like, that didn't look like she landed comfortably. Yeah,
And also I warned the girls because I was down
by the lake earlier and in the day and it's
actually quite shallow by the dock, so they were all
getting ready to go out there because I didn't actually
go in when they all jumped in and they were
getting ready, and I was like, hey, can you all
please be careful, Like this is not as deep as
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you think it is, so they had to like test
it out first. But anyways, the bachelor party was really,
really fun. I mean it was a little bit more
on the mild side in terms of bachelorette parties because
Tina likes to drink, but she's not like crazy wild
party all drinker. So, I mean we just hung out
at a cabin. The theme was camp Range. Her last
name's Range, so it was kind of campy vibes. And
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I did cry at one point because at dinner Saturday night,
they said, let's go around the table and just talk
about what Tina means to us or a favorite memory
or something, and I was like number three of the
twelve girls, and I couldn't keep it together when it
was my time.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And they got through their stores and then I went
I was like, I just just been there for me
so many for so many things.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And then pretty much everyone cried from then on. So yeah,
it was a lot of fun. And I don't know,
I mean, I don't really have crazy stories.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's totally acceptable. It's kind of like when I went
to Sturgis, You're like, oh, can't wait to hear the
stories from Surgis. Really didn't have any crazy stories, yeah,
you know, well, well, yeah, we went to bed early
and we didn't do anything crazy, so we all managed.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
To stay up decently late both nights for that oh late, well,
so I think I was up till like twelve thirty
am on Saturday night. And then the first night we
did all kind of start going to bed around like eleven.
I shared a room with Fown, so we were just
everyone was like in their rooms, probably at like eleven,
but you could hear everyone talking to whoever was in
their room till midnight slumber party.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It really was.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
There was one room that had two bunk beds, two
sets of bunk beds, so there was four girls in that.
They were down the hall from us, so I could
hear them chattering away when we all like went to
our rooms and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
But how did you get your rooms like picked out?
Like how did you and Fallan get the grandma room?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They just they did it based on what they thought
was most comfortable for everyone. Because there were a couple
of rooms where it was just a queen or king bed,
and so they kind of would put two girls in
there that they thought would make sense, like the two
Tina's two future sister in laws a room that they
had to share a bed, whereas like she knows that
me and Fallen would probably prefer to not have to
share a bed with someone, so we just had little
twin beds.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Honestly, they were actually quite comfty.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I thought I was going to get up in the
middle of the night and move to the futon in
the living room because Fallan snores, and she only snored once,
and she was pretty out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
But she woke up and she was like, was I snoring?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And I just pretended like I was sleeping still because
I didn't feel like getting into a conversation.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm not talking about it.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was like, I don't, it's whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But I did put a I did sleep with a
white noise playlist on the entire night because that helped
drown out her snoring if she did, and she didn't constantly,
it's just that when she lays on her back, that's
when she starts snoring. So yeah, she's fine, but yeah,
the white noise definitely helped me sleep better. But I
did get up pretty early Saturday morning, and I thought
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I was the first person up, and so I wanted
to get out and just go run real quick. And
I had no idea that another girl was up in
like the main living room on the main floor, and
I like belined it out the door, and then she
told me later she was so excited because she has
already been up for like an hour and a half
and no one else was up, and she heard me
coming upstairs and I just like was on a mission
to go run.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And I didn't even notice her.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I did not know she was awake and hanging out
in the living room, and she was like, I like
just like had my headphone and was like, all right, Sea.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I admire you for going running out of anchelorette party weekend.
How far did you run?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Honestly, only three miles. It's a very that's good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's a good amount.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
My calves are on fucking fire right now because I
do not run hills. Usually when i'm running, it's usually
paths around like the lakes and uptown or something like that.
This was just pure hills constantly. It was up and down,
up and down, and so my calves are on fire today.
And it was humid and muggy. I don't think we
got as bad of weather up there as you guys
had in the Twin Cities this weekend, but it definitely
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was the postest operating by like noon on Saturday, and
that's when we were heading out to like go bar hopping,
it was still downpouring, so we had umbrellas and rain
jackets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You don't want to have to deal with the long
way to bar Haw.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
But yeah, well, I'm glad you had a good time.
Jenny was very stressed about it because you did a
lot of the planning on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You know, this was not This was not the one you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Plan Okay, you planned one a.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's the one. Okay, got it. The funny thing is
Tina is really one of those people. I love Tina.
She is one of the nicest, friendliest, funniest people that
I've met in a very subtle, kind of a low
key sort of a way. I don't have anything bad
to say about Tina. She was just always so Not
that I look for things bad to say about people,
but she was always one of those people that the
first time I met her, we were doing an appearance
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at a sleep number store and we're kind of standing
around and not a lot of people were showing up,
and it was her and me and somebody else were
talking about the movie Interstellar. And the thing about Tina
is she didn't know me, and I'm her dad's age,
and she talked to me just like a friend, and
she was always that way, so and I.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Hated her at first, why, because we used to have
a guy named Mike. Mike the web guy was sit
in the studio that I used to work in at
Voncet's and now and him and I just became so tight,
like we were so close. And then one day, as
iHeart does, he was pulled and all of a sudden,
he was gone and he was let go, and so
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I was honestly very hurt. And I feel like I
took it out on Tina because Tina was the replacement.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nobody likes the replace.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
The next thing I know, she's sitting in there with me.
And so the first like a few weeks, you know me,
I fucking talk all the time. I'm a chatty Kathy,
and I was like barely talking to Tina because I
was just like so sad to not have Mike anymore.
And then obviously that drastically changed. Next thing, I know,
she's like, can you shut the fuck up? But yeah,
at first I was like not super friendly.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Uh, I get that because we love Mike. Mike was
a great person too, all right, Next one here, I
can't believe I didn't listen to the Thursday Show because
it was probably one of the most applicable shows. To me,
I'm catching up on the iHeart app. First thing I
hear out of Vaunt is that he doesn't think rock
climbing is fun. I've been rock climbing for three years
and I love it so much as somebody who does
mostly indoor climbing. We almost never wear helmet, says The
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climbing requires you to be attached to a harness and
is actually much more safe than bouldering, where you basically
go sideways close to the ground. It's fun to me
because each color of the rock is a different level
that you get to figure out how to climbs called
a route. So if they're like blue, you know, like
rocks or whatever, you I'm up the blue route, of course.
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No hard feelings, Devon. I love hearing him on the show,
and anyway, I just want to say, don't say my name.
Then they wrap it up with all right with their name,
so I won't say their name.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I've only been rock climbing one time in college and
I got maybe like three rocks up the wall, started
to cry and come back down.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I'm so scared.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I mean it is, it's definitely a scary thing. I mean,
I'm assuming what you did you were in some kind
of harness.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah, and then they kept pulling the like pulling me up.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
They're like, no, keep going, just keep going, and they're
like yanking at it.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
So I'm getting like pulled up by the groin. I'm like, no,
just let me down.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But I tried the ones they have now, I've done
it both ways. The technology they have now is somebody
will bring out a big rock climbing tower on the
back of a truck and then they'll set it up right,
and then you're into kind of like a mechanical harness
that kind of lifts you up a little bit as
you go, not really lifts you, but supports you so
if you fall, it lets you down very slowly, so
there's no person hold not of the harness anymore. I
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don't love it, but it's kind of fun to do
once in a while. The easy ones, I have no
desire to do. Ones with a rock that's the size
of like your pinky finger, I have no desire to
do those.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I like to leave five feet to get into it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I really don't like those. I like the ones that
are like easy peasy. You get up there, you ring
the bell, and you slide back down all right. Here
is a interesting email from Nicole. Good morning to one
of the best morning shows ever. As I sit at
the pool while my son swims, I often think of
what would I do? And I think of how I
would handle things, as in today random what I would
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do situation. As I sit in a lawn chair, I
saw the lady next to me sit for a moment
and then went to the pool and left a bag
of her belongings. I thought I would say something if
I saw someone else going through her belongings, or wait
until the lady come back to say something, or would
I say something to light card? By the way, this
never happened, to be clear, what would you guys do?
And is it weird for me to think of random
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made up scenario like this? A little bit on that note,
I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of the
summer and have a blast of the State Fair. I
hope it's hot as fuck for you guys. Until next time, Remember,
be weird, be random, be who you are. Love you guys.
Dart licking. That's Nicole from Hayfield. So she just came
up with a random scenario that if she's you know,
at the pool and somebody gets into the pool and
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leaves their bag there on the chair and somebody comes
rummaging through it. What would you do?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I would probably say something. I'd be like, excuse me,
are you with that woman? But then they probably lie
and say yeah, yeah. I'd be like, excuse me, that's I.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Think sometimes to pretend like you're with that person, then like, hey,
that's not your stuff, that's Clarici's.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
That's my friends, Like what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I think I would definitely say something, And I think
just saying something would make them go, oh, I'm sorry
that I thought that was mine.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Yeah, I mean I would hope that that would happen
to me, because I mean I go see a lot
of plays and I leave my bag on my chair
when I go to like intermission, I get up and
stand around or whatever, because I'm a little bit too trusting.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I am too Like what else would I do?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I remember Julie and I were visiting Colorado Springs years
and years ago when we were first dating. So we
went to Colorado Springs. We flew in and we went
to get our bags, and she had set her purse
down on a table near baggage claim and we got
out to the car maybe half an hour later and
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she's like, oh my god, my purse. And we went
back inside and there it was untouched on the table. Yeah,
and was like, Wow, nobody thought to number one steal
it or number two turn it in.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
So I've always thought, you know, people are better than
we think that they are, So we'll always like assume
the worst, like, oh, someone's going to steal my bag,
But like that's why I always leave my bag around.
It's just like the majority of people are good people. Yeah,
they're not going to steal anything. I've gotten my car
broken into one time, but one time in thirty four years,
pretty good record.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We used to do a bit on the show that
we would never do now. There's so many things we
used to do on the show that we could never
get away with now. There was one called you Bet
Your Bike, and we would take somebody would bring their
bicycle or a bicycle or something, but we had a
bicycle and we would drive it to one of the
shadier neighborhoods here in the Twin Cities and we would
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park it up against like a telephone pole and leave
it there and then whoever it was, Jackson or Pat
or Steve or whatever would kind of go around the
corner and if your bike lasted for thirty minutes without
being stolen, you would win a prize. Wow, And it
was called you bet your bike.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And don't even have to be in a sketchy neighborhood
to do that nowadays, right, I'll just get my I've
had three bikes stolen.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It's crazy, have you really yes?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Don't you lock them up?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Two of them are locked. One was a dumb high school.
I rode it into school for something that I had
to do in the summer the summer school kids were
getting let out and somebody fucking took it while I
was preparing for something and I was part of the
school store and stuff. The other one was at the
U of M first week of school. Didn't know what
a U lock was, had a lock on it, but
not a solid U lock, so mine got stolen there.
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And then the third one, someone literally dug the sign
out from the ground that my bike was oh no,
and took my bike off of that.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Wow, it is so I am. Yeah, I rarely because
I have a pretty nice road bike that I bike. Well,
I just got to fix.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
But I bike a lot when I can have it,
and I try not to ever leave it anywhere in
public anymore because if that got stolen, I would be
so sad.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
We rode the e bikes up to target yesterday in
chan happening, and we didn't lock them up. We you
know e bikes, the ones we have, they're nothing top
of the line. They're like entry level avanton and if
you touch them they'll beep like beat beat beat, but
not an alarm more, just like beat beat beep. So
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we just figured we're at the target and Chan hassen. Yeah,
there's tons of other bikes parked there, tell many people around.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, oh my gosh. Still no, I would not.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
But how does an electric bike work? Are you able?
Is it locked on its own somehow?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, you can, but we don't. So you can lock
it with your phone and I don't know if that
means the tires won't turn or what, but yeah, anybody
could hop on my e bike, turn it on and
claim it as their own. I mean, really, there's nothing
to stop them. I do think though, I've got a
remote app and I think I can disable it or
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something with the remote app, so it's kind of like
a cell phone. Yeah yeah, next one, Jennifer says, Hey, friends,
catch it up the show from Friday. I wanted to
chime in on the normalizing of not giving gifts at
kid's birthday parties. Here's an idea. One year for my
daughter's birthday. We wrote in the invitation no gifts, but
if you'd like to donate items to fill a birthday
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child bag of cake, mixed frosting, candles, balloon's decks, Curasian
small toys, et cetera, we will donate birthday party bags
to a local foodshelf.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All kids should be, should feel seen, known, and celebrated,
regardless of the circumstances. And this little gesture will bring
a smile to a child's face on their birthday. Have
a great day, from Jennifer. I like that been a
big discussion last week because somebody had wrote in. I
was talking about Alison and ABA's third and fifth birthday
and how many toys they got into. A mom called
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in and said, we need to normalize not giving kids
tons of presents on their birthday, or like, if you
go to a birthday party for a four year old,
don't bring presents. It should be normalized because they get
so many, A lot of them they play with once
and then they donate or throw away.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So I like that idea, like that, it's something unique
to you. I've never even heard of that, but I'm
sure people going to a foodshelf you just grab the
little box that.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Has all of the cake supplies in it. Boom, Doney,
you got yourself a birthday like that?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, I love that all right.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Next one, Kyle writes in Good Morning, Darters and Liquors,
I attended the Corn Cob Days parade yesterday in Plainville,
which is near Rochester. One of the floats was a
polka band with five gentlemen in their eighties. My best guess, no, lie.
My first thought was, yep, that's Dave's future right there,
if he's not a full time bingo caller.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That is.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I picture Dave's trummet on the banjo or going at
it on the accordion, because Dave has to have all
the hobbies. Any who, just thought I would share this
random thought with y'all. PS. Yes, Bailey, the guys in
the band all wore little outfits.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I love a little outfit from Kyle, you know me
so well.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I did last year go to Seattle, and I don't
know if you remember this day, but we were at
some kind of like landscape arboretum kind of vibe and
there was just this big circle of people who they
weren't all like older people. It was probably a range
of like forty five to eighty five, but they were
playing their ukuleles, singing along. And I set a video
of it to Dave and I was like, this is
your future you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I love that. I think, Kyle, you're you're not appreciating
a nut. How difficult it must be to play a
banjo or accordion? Yes, ukulele is you know you can
play a ukulele pretty well within a couple of weeks
of practice. Yeah, it's not difficult to learn a few chords.
You learned three chords on a ukulele. You can play
a million songs. But a banjo is like I've got
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a banjo. I got one for Christmas two or three
years ago. It's difficult. It is very difficult.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I've never learned how to. My sister has one and
it just hangs on the wall. She never learned to
play it in a good cord though. What did he
say this band was?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It was a corn Cob days. They didn't say the
name of the band. But that's very cute. Thank you, Kyle.
That's going to wrap it up. I got to cut
off a little bit early because I have a meeting
with an executive vice president of programming in about a
minute or two and I'm going to have a feeling
that he's going to open the door any minute and
I'm going to have a meeting with him.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I don't know what it's about. I have a little
bit of an idea what it's about, but I will
let you know tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye what the
meeting was about. Don't let me forget Jenny, Okay, send
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