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November 19, 2024 • 16 mins
We talk about an announcer pet peeve, neat musical aspects from Michael Jackson songs, the "smitten phase," and ask how you messed up at YOUR job?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you ready? Yes? You know. I saw a meme
the other day that said something like, if you're the
person that starts their speech with good morning everyone, that's
not good enough. I said, good morning everyone, Good Mike,
I instantly don't like you. And it's true. It's kind
of like if you go like, you know, if you

(00:21):
go to like I don't know, somewhere to like whatever.
Let's say I'm doing a company meeting, yeah, and I'm like, hey, everybody,
good morning, good morning all that's not god can't hear news.
I think in concerts they kind of like we've gone
to maybe jingle ball or something. It's like, hey, everybody,
welcome to jingle ball. I can't hear you, and then

(00:44):
people you know, oblige and get more excited.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
So, but imagine being on the receiving end of that
of like not getting a response back like you are
going to try harder. I understand in a meeting you
kind of want to be like f off right, but
like in a workout class, I feel so bad when
the instructors are like, how's ever doing and nobody makes
a sound. So I'm always like whoo, or I'm like
I'm dying, you know, like I say something, Well, no.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
And that's great because some people are supportive and vivacious
and outgoing and others we want to blend in and
shut up. Here's an email from Patrick. Patrick says, you
guys bring up tipping culture a lot, and I've always
wondered if your penie would change if you live in
an area with no tip wage, like Seattle, where I'm from. Well,
I just learned today that Minnesota doesn't have a tip wage.

(01:31):
In Minneapolis, minimum wage, adjusted for the cost of living
is actually more than Seattle, So I guess that answers
that question. Thanks for a continually great show, Patrick, I'll
be frank with you, I don't know what you mean
by no tip wage. Do you know what that means, Jenny.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think he's saying maybe that their hourly wage is
like completely taken out because like in Wisconsin, you get
paid like two dollars an hour as a server, Okay,
so you basically don't get a check. I think that's
changed in Minnesota over the years, and honestly, servers don't
actually really want that because they just want to make
the tips. And now I think that they might make
minimum wage an hour, which is like I don't know

(02:06):
how much in Minnesota. Now, I can't speak on that,
but there are states that like you make two dollars
an hour as a server, and then you only live
off your tips and you don't get a paycheck basically.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, So then when people don't tip, you're really screwed.
And that's why it's so important to tip. Next one,
don't say a name. A funny sex story, not so
much funny, but felt horrible and kind of killed the mood.
The wife and I were doing the dirty. Everything was
going good. They were as good as we thought it
could be until apparently I got a little confident in
my in and out motion came out a little bit

(02:38):
too far. When I went back in for the inward motion,
something went a little bit south and entered the well,
you know, the rest buzzkill for us both.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It went all the way in well, I think.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Probably part way in, I don't know, would go all
the way went into the difficult. Yeah, that's happened. That's
not an uncommon occurrence. That's kind of happened a couple
of times like that. Was like, oh, sorry, no, I
don't do that.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I just say wrong hole and then it stopped.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Really just that blunt, wrong hole, yes, okay, because she
had a donut on the bed and they went into
the donut hole.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, and I was excuse me, I was going to
eat that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Get your dick out of the donut.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Thank you. I'd still eat it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
You would, would donuts?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Get out of here with.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
That red Okay, I prompt. No, I'm not going to
tell the story. I promised Susan I would not tell this.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, they don't tell, you know what, I won't if
it was anyone else.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, I will say that back when I was in
my twenties, my girlfriend and I decided to use pancake
syrup in the bedroom and was thrust it was gross.
She like, well, she poured some on me and then
she's like, you know this is kind of gross and
I'm like, yeah, good, okay, let's go wash up.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
So we tried, yeah, you know, did you play pour
some sugar on me?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
So it was no. Actually I think it was actually
even before the song came out. That's how long ago
that was. All Right, you have a good I got
a topic I can ride in on. I am cyrus,
I am a P one listener, first time writer, listening
for eighteen years. I'm twenty three. Here we go, and

(04:12):
they write in I was nineteen lived with my girlfriend
now wife at her mom's house. My girlfriend, her younger sister,
her mom's stepdad, and I at a house and two dogs.
I'm not sure if it's a dog thing in general,
but one of the dogs, Ralphie, had this weird human
bodily fluids fixation where he would eat a whole hol
e in their undies. It lay in left around and anyway,

(04:35):
so it go, and I like your story, but I'm
going to go ahead and cut to the end of
the story here. Basically, the dog got a condom out
of the trash can, because dogs will eat anything, from
condoms to you name it. They'll eat anything. And so
upstairs a few days later or the next day, the

(04:56):
mother in the situation noticed something hanging out of the
dogs butt. Oh No, reached over and guess what it is?
A condom hanging out of his butt. Now they say,
it's not a modest family by any means, and inappropriate
conversations happened all the time, so they thought it was funny,
but I was so embarrassed. It became an ongoing joke
to make sure I dispose of my condoms in the
clothes kitchen cabinet the rest of the time we lived there.

(05:18):
We moved out, now got two kids. I've been snipped,
but whenever we go over there, it's an ongoing joke
that will continue to come up. So Cyrus, I will
absolutely send you a staff writer sticker.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
My poor dog though, too. He imagine not going through
your life at.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Dessert ever, say I'm seriously, I know someone's dog who
used to eat used condoms all the time and stuff.
So they're having a great day. I mean their stomach
might not feel great exactly.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Gross.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Here's one from Alexander says, was there not a Friday podcast?
I was so sad I couldn't get my daily fix
of Jenny and Bailey, the hottest bitches Minnesota has had
since the Carter administration.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
You forget it.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I love that people used my joke about the Carter
administration of the Reagan administration like Bailey has not kissed
a boy since the first George Bush administration.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's not true anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
So I love that, well, that's true. Yeah, did you
talk to the trip last night.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I did talk to Trip last night. I'm talking to
him right now. He wakes up early to listen to
the show.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh what's he saying right now?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Nice? Right now? He told me I was okay.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
So he sent me a picture of Adore the Explorer
Bowl and he said, this is obligatory because I'm into you.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did you know that you are Adorra.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Bowl, Adorra ball.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Or you're going with that?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
That is a sweet little Oh my god, is it
the first stages of love?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
This is the best part, the only good part.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
When you're smitten, When you're smitten with somebody and you
just kind of get butterflies whenever they send you a text,
and when you see them you just want to kiss them.
And yeah, I know, it's.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Kind of it. That's the best part.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
And that's I'm excited for this part because once it
goes away, it'll be just kind of shitty again.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You know, it won't be shitty, but I will say that.
I was thinking about this last time because Andrew was
downstairs watching football. I went and crawled up next to
him and got in the I crawled up next to her.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Okay, you went and crawled up. I went and crawl Okay,
I said, wedding crawled him like his wedding crawl something. Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
And so I was laying in his arms, sinking, like
oh this is sweet and whatever. And then I was
like remembering the moments where you weren't sure how close
you could get to someone and like, you know, the
touch was so electric and stuff, and instead I'm just
laying there. He farts eye far it and like that's
our relationship now, you know, Like it's so wild what
a relationship becomes. I know, not everyone's like that, but

(07:43):
what it becomes from like the beginning of this electricity
and you're like not sure if you should touch them
or not to, like I'm gonna just lay in your
arm pit. You kind of smell today, honestly, you need
a shower. Like that's what it turns into.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, no, And I love that, you know that
I mean? And I think that's where you really have
to love someone to still want to touch them, you
know what I mean. Like when you first meet, you
want to touch and you want to do all the things,
and I think that's great. That is the smitten part
of the relationship. And then if it boils down to
I still love to touch you, and that's becomes the norm.

(08:17):
I think that's great. So all right, so anyway, the
reason we did not have a Friday podcast is because
we did boy band Friday. Yeah, and so there was
no talking. Really, there was no talking. It was all
boy bands. So I think we did a tiny little thing.
Bailey and I said, there's no podcast today, thanks for checking, and.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
We did and I uploaded that. But yeah, it was
because it was boy band Friday.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Like the only talking we did was like for twenty
seconds to introduce songs. So it wasn't like we were
having any real conversations at all, like all day, so
there wasn't really a point to have a podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah. So but they're back, I mean every day they're
back anyway, love you, Jenny and Bailey. I get a
new car, so I need a sticker And that is
from Alexandra in Saint Michael, and then she quotes Ailey.
How'd that sound? What does that mean? What was that reference?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh that's Michael Jackson. How does that sound?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
How does that sound?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I heard something on Instagram the other day. So when
you think of the song don't stop till you get enough?
He goes boom boom boo boom boom boom boom, and
he's like, I gotta whoo. And then it's the strings
going no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, this violin lead.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
These very beautiful, lush strings. I saw an interview with
Quincy Jones the other day and Michael Jackson called Quincy
Jones and says, I don't like the violins. Can you
take the violins out? And Quincy Jones says, no, they
are they make it. They are what make it. And
if you go listen to the song and maybe you
get a minute too, I wonder if there's a way
I could pull it up easily. Do you think there's
a way I could pull it up easily? I'll bet

(09:47):
I can.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
You might be so you just throw it on Yeah,
I want to put it on the Q speaker. Okay, yeah,
while you're doing that.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I heard a song over the weekend at Trip's house
Nancy Sinatra. There's sampling or Nelly samples Nancy Sinatra for
Hot in Here. Did you know that I did not
like because then it made me think of the like
Doja cat paint the Town Red that has the sample
in it that.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Samples an old Dean wall yeah, and I was.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Just like, oh, you got a record player. I choose
this record because it's Nancy Sinatra and I like her hair.
And then we were like listening to it and it
was yeah, it's from Hot in Here. The dun doune
done done at the beginning of Hot in Here is
a Nancy Sinatra song. Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Anyway, that's now you.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Know I'm looking for Okay, I found it. Okay, here
we go. I'm gonna play a little bit. Remember it
starts with the with the bass bum boom.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
And plays on there as you're doing it on your
box bro.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yah see if it.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Plays here, can you hear that? There's the violins? Hear that? Yeah, Oh,
I see what you're saying. Yes, Steve, it shows up
on the box pro it does a little bit. Yeah.
But Michael Jackson one of the and so here's another one.
I I love how songs are made because to me,

(11:03):
it's so genius how they create a hit song. And
that's when I hear like these little pop stars that
you know, we love, like Sabrina Carpenter and all these
other people that say, oh, I wrote my own song.
When Ariana Grande says she wrote a song she didn't.
She's got a team of writers that do all the
heavy lifting, and they'll write a couple of lines or

(11:24):
a little lick so they can get writer's credit and
therefore tell their fans I wrote this song. Well, crafting
a hit song is like it's a magic It's like
doing brain surgery. There are only a few people in
the world who are really good at Quincy Jones was
one of them. So Quincy Jones, they're recording the song
let Me Find It, hold On, give me a second,

(11:45):
you get a second?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, a second?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, it's called Rock with You. I gotta find it
hold on and so at the beginning, So at the
beginning of Rock with You, so the producer comes out
and tells the drummer, who was later the drummer for
Toto Fun Fact Wow. They said, hey, we need a
drum lick that will instantly identify this song as this
song for the rest of time? Can you do that?

(12:10):
And the drummer looks up and goes, holy fuck, Yeah, sure,
sure I can do that. So the drummer came up
with this drum lick, which I'll play for you a
couple of times. Here it comes. Can you hear that. Yeah,
we tried this way. It might be a little bit better.
Stop stop stop, Okay, I try to do it this way. No, anyway,

(12:34):
I think I can hold on one second. I'm gonna
try it.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Watch it play on air.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Probably no, nope, nope, nope, nope, you're playing it on
air right now.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Okay, I'm gonna do this. You might just cut off roses.
Oh no, yeah, you can't put that into control.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh no, are you serious? I cut off War the Roses.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't know. You might have.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I don't know what time it was supposed to end.
It would have been very close. You might have got
to the end of it.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, one is looking at is like what the hell?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Texting me right now?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like what's happening anyway, So there's a fun fact. Someone's
going to be like, what now, what's going to happen?
People going to text in and say, what the hell
just happened on War of the Roses. So that's okay.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I think we actually got almost right to the end,
and then you started playing that. You always got to
play it off the button bar. You could have thrown
out on the button bar. You could have thrown it
on one of.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Them there now that makes sense. Not throw it into
the regular no.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, no, no, because that is what plays live. I
remember my first day, Dave doesn't ye, I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Watching text messages to see if people say, what the
hell just happened with War of the Roses anyway, so
not to lose the fact that that little drum lick
was something that the drummer came up with in one
take at the beginning of rock with you up Up
up them. So, well, what else you want to talk about?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Well, forgot any more?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Do you fuck up at your job? What's the biggest
fuck up you ever made it your job? Jenny? Anything thing?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I mean the biggest grip I did here was probably
when I let bullshit fly on the air.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, she didn't know that you could not say bullshit
is on.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
The air the other day.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Whoops.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, I can't say that on the air either.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Not really.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
No, I mean, but we can say bitch, which seems
it is weird.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
And you also can say ass and whole, but you
can't say ass whole, so that gets it gets confusing.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's why I thought bullshit was loud. Yeah, Well, the.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Word's got the word ship in it. Jenny yeah, yeah,
and we all say yeah, we don't say shit on
the air.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I know we don't.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I'm just saying, but we also it is strange that
you can say bitch you can't say.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
It is a little bit and I still think that
word is a little bit dicey, like I'll be like, oh,
you bitch, and people know that I'm joking, like Bailey,
because you're a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, and that's Dave, You're a freaking bitch.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
It'd be like and I still kind of like cringe
every time I hear myself say it because I always
think of like, you know, little eight year old Jimmy yeah,
or ten year old Samantha in the car and mom
won't even let them say stupid, but here we are
calling each other a bitch. So I remember one time
I said fuck on the radio, and it was because

(15:23):
I did something fallon, did something painful to me or
something and it was funny bit or whatever, and I
went fuck something like that and I didn't get in trouble,
but I could have.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, did you dump any of it?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
The boss just said, don't do that again.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Because we can get fined a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It used to there's definitely a fine. But I'll give
you a little bit of a broadcast history. So, after
the Janet Jackson nipplegate at Super Bowl in like two
thousand and three or four, the Bush administration was pissed
because everybody's writing in and saying, my kids were watching
the super Bowl and here's a big old titty. And
so the Bush administration really cracked down on saying f

(16:06):
and shit and all that stuff, and so radio stations
had to be very careful. And that is going to
wrap it up on the Minnesota Goodbye
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