7am Hour - Miley Cyrus Montage

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Katie w B Happy Friday Morning. Bailey's not here today.
She's doing her annual twenty mile charity walk where she
loves to walk. She like walks every day, but this
time she's like raised a little money for like a
theater group, fringe theater something local theaters. So she's off
today and she's starting to walk a little bit later.
You can follow the progress of this at Bailey on air.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
She does like a full rundown of everything that's going on,
like how much she's sweating or not sweating, what kind
of fun creature she's passed, if there's something on the trail.
And then she goes and has one solid beer and
goes home.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And then goes home, so talks to a brewery. Follow
why not follow her later? I got a big day.
I'm going to see Paul McCartney tonight at us Bank Stadium,
and just.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Made me realize that my plans are ruined.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Why because of you and everyone who likes Paul McCartney.
I was planning on getting dinner downtown tonight with some girlfriends,
but I did not realize that it was the Paul
McCartney concert tonight, So that is.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Definitely not happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, we thought about getting dinner first. We're going to
go over to the Hoyts for dinner, and I think
we tried to make a reservation and they were full.
So I said, you know what, we don't need dinner.
We'll get something to eat at the stadium, or we'll
eat before we go. I said, you know what, that's
enough excitement for one night is the Paul McCartney concert.
I don't need to go to a like a dinner
at Hoyts or Balluto or somewhere. We saw him in

(01:23):
Boston about three ish years ago, and it's funny. My
favorite story about this is when he came to Target
Field ten ish years or so ago. We said, it's
Paul McCartney. Let's bust open the piggy bank and get
front row tickets. We were in the front row, but
we were so far off to the right side that

(01:44):
it really was technically front row up against the chain
link fence. But he was so far over to our
left that we had to crane our next to see him.
In the meantime, Tina used to work on the show.
She bought eighty four dollars tickets up in the like
the third deck, and then Paul McCartney's people goes up
in the third deck to find energetic, attractive young people

(02:05):
to put in the front ten rows for Paul McCartney,
because Paul McCartney wants people that stand up and dance
and sing along, not a bunch of old farts who
sit there with their hands folded on their lap. And
that's usually what front rows are at concerts, rich old
people that are too burned out and jaded to get
up and dance, which is crazy. So yeah, and so
Paul doesn't want those people in the front row. So

(02:25):
Tina and her friends get to sit in like the
fourth row after spending eighty four dollars on tickets, yeah,
with a direct views. Yeah. And so I'm like, I
spent many, many times more than that to get in
the front row. Gosh.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
So then you said arms crossed, like.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know, I know, you know what I should have,
but I did not. At Paul McCarty. It's a beatle.
He's a beatle, and there's only there's only two of
them left, and he was one of the main beatles. Anyway,
let's get you another concert in Los Angeles, Sabrina Carpenter

(03:05):
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to do. The keyword is busy, and then you are
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Katie WB. Each time you do this, get you another
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your friend hotel and take us to Sabrina Carpenter show
coming up. I want to say in December, it doesn't matter,

(03:30):
we'll figure it out. You'll move things around. If you've
got like a kid's birthday party that day in the neighborhood,
you can probably not go, So we'll get to get
that worked out for you. The keyword is busy. Would
you date yourself? Why wouldn't you date yourself? We were
talking about this the other day. It's like I told Jenny,

(03:52):
I said, I'm quite a catch, and you said, I
think you differed with me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, no, not necessarily that.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
I think we were just kinda have in this discussion
of like what quality is about ourselves? Would we not
fully enjoy enough to not date ourselves? But I think
you and I both agreed that we would each date ourselves,
like I would date myself, you would date yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, but there's got to be something.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
About us that we would see as like, Eh, I
wouldn't really like that mine is.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'd probably like to stay home a little bit too much.
I'm a little bit of a homebody. Yeah, And if
I dated a homebody, that was okay with that. But
if she was like wanted to go out, like let's
go to the lookout and dance, I'd be like, you
go to the lookout and dance, I'm staying home and
watching documentaries on Netflix. At least it real with yourself. Yeah,
what about you, Jenny? Why would you not date yourself?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
So I think for me, it's the fact that I
am like independent to a fault, and so I think
I would get mixed signals as someone dating me because
it's like, I don't want to hang out with you
all the time. I'm not going to text you constantly
because I just don't need to. So I think that
someone dating me might think like, oh, she's not that
interested or is she dating someone else? But really it's

(05:00):
just like, nah, I'm just at home doing a project
and I don't feel like talking to anyone and I
don't want to like hangout, so I think that would
be it. Whereas I would take that as if I
was dating someone and be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
They don't like me, they like, yeah, they want to
hang out. Okay, Von, why would you not date yourself?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
I think because I'm too insecure isn't the word, but
like I need constant reassurance, which is weird because I
think I'm a great lover in the sense that I
can always reassure Alyssa, my girlfriend, that.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
She's doing good and that you know, whether it's about
her or us.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
But I just don't feel like I can give that
to myself, if that makes because I'm hard on myself.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's is so weird about so you're too insecure about
my own self? You would need constant reassurance that you're
like good enough, smart enough, not need it, but like
I'd very much appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
What reassurance that you that your partner likes you or
that just in everything and everything?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, yeah, that's exhausting.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah much, but I can do. I can give that
to my girlfriend Alyssa great. She makes it easy. But
I don't know that i'd be able to do it
for myself.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I think one thing about me is I'm drama free.
I don't like any kind of drama or like, why
did you say that? I'm like, just chip, calm down.
I think that I'm really good at telling women to
calm down, and they really appreciate that, because when a
man tells a woman to calm down, she goes, oh,
I didn't realize I needed to calm down, Thank you sir.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
And then in your sleep we stand over you with
a knife.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes, I know. Why is that? Why that is? Why
would you not date yourself? I'm just curious. All right,
We'll be back in a second, one hour commercial free.
We're gonna have about Boo batch tickets. We're gonna play
a little game called HR Violation or Not. And then
we got no phone screener Friday. A lot of stuff
coming up next on kdubub on The Dave Ryan Show.
Plus you can watch it on YouTube Dave Ryan TV.

(06:42):
Just search Dave Ryan TV and check out War the
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behind War of the Roads. Can't be Friday, it's kd WB.
Hope you had a good good plans for the web,
but big plans for the weekend, even if your plan
is to do nothing but sit around and watch college
football in your underpants.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I have big plans on Sunday if you want
to come hang out with me, because I'm gonna be
at Mystic Lake at the Hop House. I'm hosted on
a Vikings watch party the games at noon they play
the Eagles, and I'm going to be giving away a
bunch of like Vikings prize packs with some merchant stuff
and then Boo Bash tickets. So Boo Bash is also
happening at Mystic, So come hang out with me. I'll
be their Sunday games at noon.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, I mean wow, we got a lot of stuff
going on. You do a new thing fun this weekend.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Tonight I'm going to probably go to jack O Lander Spectacular,
which is I think it puts a light show right
at Minnesota Zoo. It's a big light show trying to
get into. And then I haven't talked about this. My
girlfriend Alysta is nominated for an Emmy for she works
at Carol Living for directing a broadcast.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
So tomorrow is that? That's wait, tomorrow is what the
Emmy Awards? Oh are you going to the Emmy ceremony?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
And funny enough, I'm almost positive it's at Mystic Lake tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh really, so yeah, that's tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
I've just been so proud of her for all the
hard work and everyone at Caro Levin is doing so.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That is really cool. I'm going to Paul McCarney to night,
and I'm going to Colorado tomorrow early morning to just
kind of hang out. I always have the dilemma whether
to like see my sisters because I love them, but
at the same time, it's it's an ordeal, you know,
because Donna doesn't pay for everything. I pay for everything.
They don't have two dimes to rub together, so I

(08:19):
pay for everything. My sister Sharon's birthday is Tuesday, and
we're not super close. But at the same time, you know,
you got to stay in touch with your siblings. And
Donna doesn't drive, so I have to drive all the
way across town, pick up Donna, and then I get
a driver all the way back home. I don't know
as far as going for dinner, where do you think
we're going?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I forget. I know that it's sucking sane restaurant. Is
it Crocker Barrel?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No? No, come on, you know where we go. It's
where everybody goes with their red lobster, red lobster. It's
the family favorite. It has been ever since I was
a kid. It used to be fine dining practically, used
to be like dark with candle lights and a grand
piano player in the corner. And now it's like a
zoo in there. Well there's actual lobsters. I thought that's

(09:03):
what made it boogie back in the day. Yeah, they
have a lobster take out front. I just like they
still on think so I think so anyway, I don't know.
We'll see what happens. A little game here, because we
love games on KWB and this is like a little
just a little feature called HR violation or not. So
we are talking about like I was tickling vont yesterday
because you know it's adorable and Gucci Guccio, and I'm like,

(09:25):
I guess I better stop that because that could be
an HR violation very much.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
So.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, So we've got John on the phone, who was
an HR like a senior HR director something like that.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
John, Yeah, we'll call it that and at at.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
At a large tech company that we've all heard of,
but we won't say what it is, Okay, John, First
of all, to get to know you a little bit,
you were referenced by Tony who was on the show
here and you and Tony is like, he's like the
he's funnier than any of us on the show.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
We don't have him on too oftener we not have jobs.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Yeah, so I'm surprised Tony still has a job.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
You're his HR manager, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah? I, oh, no, okay, all right, Tony's in there
every day. It's like, what I just took my pants off.
That's all I That's all I did. All right, John,
I'm gonna I'm gonna run some scenarios by you, because
you know, people will come to you once in a
while and be like, hey, John, I have a problem with,
you know, Maggie over an accounting and Maggie keeps, you know,
like I don't know, smoking crack on the job, and

(10:29):
I'm not happy with that one. So so let's start
off with a mild one here. HR violation or not.
Let's say you work with somebody who wears way too
much colone and you can't walk into their studio, I
mean their office without being just belted in the nose
with the with you know, whatever colonne they're wearing. Is
that something that I can come to you to do

(10:50):
anything about font I mean, John?

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Okay, So surprisingly this one is pretty typical. The short
answer is no, this one's not going to be all
to violating. Your company could have a hygiene standard clause
in it, so that's definitely something to look into. But
what we are going to do is we're gonna get
von some help.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh, I didn't name anybody.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
I didn't name anybody.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
This is hypothetical.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Hypothetical absolutely, so we can change the name to Laura.
But we're gonna get Laura some help here because we
don't need ten sprays. We probably don't even need five.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
We are going to Laura down with Laura and share
some feedback to see if we can find a better
way forward with maybe one or two sprays. But at
the end of the day, it's probably not going to
be a policy violation, not an HR violation.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Jenny, give John, he's an HR director. Is this an
HR violation?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
John? Well, I'm gonna name names.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Dave brought his lovely dog Bernie into the studio because
we were doing some bit with Bernie one day, and
when Bernie was hanging out, he pooped, and Dave all
of a sudden just like looked away and pretended like
he didn't see that his dog just took a big, huge,
smelly dump in the studio and was hoping someone else
would clean it up.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Is that an HR violation?

Speaker 7 (12:08):
That is a problem. You know, bringing bringing your dog
to the office is highly encouraged, at least where I
come from. I will say bathroom breaks are covered by
federal laws, so Osha state law. That good stuff, you know,
very important that we're using our bathroom time now for
a dog and not cleaning it up. Yeah, this is

(12:30):
this is significant. I'm gonna say, probably a final written
warning when we're talking about a violation.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, by the way, totally fictionalized story that never ever happened.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yet, at least whatever, John tell me if this is
an HR violation or not. If I tell Jenny because
I was trying to find extra side cash, If I
tell Jenny that I have a job for her, but
then we go downstairs for said job and three guys
throw up blankets over our head and tell us to
get in a van.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Is that an HR violation or not?

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Is it an HR violation to kidnaps?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Well, I'm potato, potato, Yeah, I'm I'm sending her on
a job. We're both getting in the van. I'm trying
to help her out.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Honestly, from an HR policy, you're probably clear here, but
I would expect to call from the FBI.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, okay, all right, HR violation or not. And this
actually came to mind a few years ago during a meeting.
I was sitting next to a woman and she had
very beautiful hands, and I almost said to her, you
have really pretty hands, And then I thought, I don't

(13:36):
want this to turn into anything. So if I was
next to a woman in a meeting here at iHeartRadio
and I said, you have very pretty hands, would that
be an HR violation?

Speaker 7 (13:46):
It is okay to compliment people in the workplace, but
this is one with a very fine line. I would
suggest that we're going to err on the side of
caution here and keep any comments about people's appearance to
our cells. But at the end of the day, who
doesn't love a nice little compliment as long as you're
not pushing that too far and not The key I

(14:06):
think you understand this is if they say don't do
that or stop, we're all in agreement that that's where
we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, if they express a displeasure with that video.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
So Dave's doing it for a compliment. What if I'm
doing this out of caution and I tell them that
is cleavage is showing? Is that HR violation or not?

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Well, I think you've got to be careful there too,
on the terminology you use. But as I said with
von Or, I mean, Laura, you know this has helped people,
helping people.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Right, I'm trying to encourage him to put the cleavage away.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
What if out of it like this is a funny
joke that I do because I'm a funny guy. You
know this, We're talking to an HR director and I
tell Jenny as a funny guy, I say something like, hey,
where are you going, you big fat bitch? And that
what is it? Pattle bet? And I do that as
a funny joke. Is that an HR violation?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Not all hypothetical?

Speaker 7 (14:51):
By the way, Well, it's interesting because if you're making
a comment about that towards the conditions in your workplace
towards the manager. You'd actual should be surprised how many
things you're protected for there, but that would be crossed.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Really, that's funny because that was actually on my list
of questions there. So I'm glad you covered that one, Dave.
All Right, I have another one. So you know iHeartRadio here.
We don't have a big budget, so we're pretty low
on pens pretty often, and Bailey always steals my pens
and when I ask for it back, she's like, no,
this one's mine. Is that an HR violation or not?

(15:29):
That she's always taking my pen and then I do
not have a utensil to write with.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Well, hopefully your workplace has a comprehensive investigation procedure because
stealing pens is you know, a significant workplace problem. No,
I think this one's probably going to be a you know,
conversation around respecting people's privacy. So if it is an
HR violation, it's not going to be a significant one.
But again, stealing not cool.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Stealing not cool. We got it, a lee.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
I'll give you one more if I invite everybody except
one person in this office to my holiday party.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
But just because I don't know their name. Is that
an HR violation or not.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
You're a horrible person, but it is not.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, way to leave her out, everybody.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Well, way to sugarcoat it. You're a horrible I just
don't know their name.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
You don't remember Bailey's name.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
It's Bailey.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
You could always ask too.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
That's too much work, John, Thank you for all you do.
We appreciate you, and I think we've all learned something
here on HR violation or not, one squirt, we'll do it. Jinny,
you're a fat old bitch, So thank you John.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Thanks, don thank you John.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
All Right, in a couple of minutes here, we're gonna
get your boo bashed tickets on KATWB. But right now
we're gonna do Vaunce feel Good Friday on kt WBH.
Just a little something, some good news because Vance usually
stirned the pot and he's a nice young man this
time bringing in some good news.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Apparently I'm a horrible person. I love this story from
my home state, New Jersey, and eighty year old grandma
became the oldest person to finish what they call the
Ironman World Championship in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
So it's a two point four miles swim if you've
never heard of it, a one hundred and twelve mile
bike ride, and then a full last marathon.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Her name is Natalie.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
She finished it in sixteen hours and forty five minutes.
If you look her up or look up Ironman World Championship,
there's video of her. It looks like she's on what's
the show Wipeout? Oh co American Ninja Warrior doing everything.
And the craziest part is that two things. One, she
didn't learn how to swim until she was fifty nine
and she's now eighty. So if you ever think that
you can't do it Bailey, because Bailey can't swim, there's

(17:39):
still time. And the cutoff to beat the to do
the championship a seventeen hours, so she was just short
of fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh my gosh, that is so amazing.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I met someone at a triathlon I did, and she
didn't start doing Ironman until she was like fifty I think,
and she was I think in her upper sixties at
that point.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So good for you, man, I mean, you.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Could like you could be a couch potato your whole
life and then all of a sudden, one day at
fifty You're like, I'm gonna go do an iron.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well, I'm not an athlete. I'd never heard of the
iron Man world. I mean, that's probably why, but I
didn't know that I can go do the iron Man.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I don't know there was a thing, David, you heard
of it?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh, yeah, I've heard of it. Sure, Yeah, iron Man's.
There's lots of iron Man's all right. Yeah, there's like
a different a lot of different ones. But that is
one thing that I would never.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I can't. I could never.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I would die, that is serie. How long was the run?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Did they say it's a full marathon?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, so it's a full marathon, two and a half miles,
swim and then a bike ride two.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
One hundred and twelve mile bike ride. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yes, she wasn't the winner of the whole thing. The
winner was, of course. I'm twenty six year old. But
she was the oldest person to finish it, which is phenomenal.
I'd rather hold that record, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
You're never too old until you are. Now. Remember that
you're never too old until you are, because one day
you will be too old. But right now you're fine.
She'll go do it. Now before you are too old.
All right, let's get into the dirt right ahead of
no phone screen or Friday Ryan Show one on one

(19:05):
point three kd WB. I'll handle this story each time
in the dirt because I'm probably one of the few
people on the show who really cared that much. Ace
Freeley was the lead guitar player for Kiss. He was
one of the founding members, and they would break up
and they'd get back together. And the first concert that
I ever saw was Kiss, and I was seventeen years

(19:27):
old and a little chicken farm boy from the Sticks
in Colorado. It blew my mind as Freeley was seventy
four years old as he fell and hit his head

(20:01):
a couple of weeks ago and he never recovered, and
then they put him he had a brain bleed. They
put him on life support and it didn't look like
he was recovered. So it's seventy four years old. Sadly,
they took him off life support and Ace Freeley rip.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
So Taylor Swift is kind of in some hot water
right now because of a necklace she had put out
that has now been pulled. Basically, she was selling an
opal lite necklace, which is one of her new songs
on her new album, and a lot of people said
that the chain had these series of lightning bolts that
they thought resembled Hitler's SS Death Squad. So very quickly

(20:34):
her PR team got in there and was like, yeah,
we're going to take this off. But this isn't the
first time that she's been not so buttoned up. Back
in twenty twenty four, she seemingly ignored the legendary Celine
Dion and accepting the Album of the Year Grammy, and
that summer she waited nearly two weeks before addressing the
cancelation of her Vienna, Austria concerts due to some terrorism concerns.

(20:55):
So there's been some other times where she's gotten in
a little bit of trouble. But yeah, I mean I
looked at the necklace, the lightning bolts. It's not like
two lightning bolts next to each other. It's they're like
one on the chain. But then if you put the
chain close together, then yeah, it looks a little bit weird.
I think, in my opinion, I think it's exaggerated and.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I think it's absolutely ridiculous. It is a harmless necklace
where you're taking something from nature that have been around
for years and making something that you're offended by. Yeah,
so it's just I don't even get it. It's just silly.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
White Boy of the Year Timothy shallow May Woo, He's
just won last night Anthony Edwards from the Minnesota Timberwolves.
He did some weird online award show and the competitors
for White Boy of the Year were Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise,
Pat McAfee, Mister Beast, and Timothy shallow May. And I
do think Timothy Shalla May has earned that title.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think he deserved it too.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
When I saw the top five, I thought that he
definitely deserved it. But I watched like the videos of
him earning it. He's often like Budapest filming a movie
or something right now, and they like zoom called him
to get him the honor and stuff. And I'll read
what he wrote on his Instagram.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
After he won.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
He said, please, you can get lost in the sauce,
but without sauce you are lost. That being said, I
promise to cherish this award and do good, inspiring generations
of white boys to come to be entirely delusional about
their identity in place within the world.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
So he was really funny about it.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
I think all the contestants, Adam Sandler, Pat McAfee to
Tom Cruise and missed a beast. I think they were
decent because they all had good things going on this year.
But come on, he's shollow me. Yeah, you know it
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Okay, we're gonna do no phone screen or Friday coming
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rules are you got to be at least sixteen years old.
You cannot plug your event or you can't plug your
You can't do a shout out because we'll do shout

(22:52):
outs another time. Clearly, you can't swear. We suggest you
have a plan because a lot of people are like
surprise they get on the radio like, oh, didn't expect
you to answer. But other than that, is there any
of the rules that I'm missing here?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
I don't think so said sixteen and older. Yeah, obviously
don't curse. No, I think that's everything.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
And then if you break any of those rules, we
do have a special sound effects for you, and right
after that you'll be immediately booted off the phone into
the depths of Cottage Grove.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
We have a keyword quick that will give you for
a Sabrina Carpenter as well. So we've been doing this
for a little bit. You probably know how it goes.
But if you go to the talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio app, you just need to speak into the little
red microphone.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
The keyword is tears this time.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
And you're entered in for a trip to for two
to see Sabrina Carpenter in La So get in there,
get on the talkback feature and say tears.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
The keyword is tears, and that's really all you need
to do. Quick shout out happy birthday Hunter on Sunday
from your mama. And also there is another one. Can
I get a shout out for Rito Burrito on his
first birthday? That's what they said, and so there's your shout.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
There's anger.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Let's get into no phone Screener Friday on Katie wold Be.
We'll start answering the phones right now. We just keep
ringing because we don't pick them up in advance. When
we pick you up you are live on the radio,
so let it ring ring, ring, and we'll get started
right now on no phone screen or Friday and see
how it goes. Hello, you're on the radio. What's your name?

Speaker 4 (24:25):
My name is Megan.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Hi, Megan, what's up?

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Hi? So here's a hill that I will die on.
When you're boarding a plane and when you're getting off
a plane, it shouldn't be front to back.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
It's back front, Okay, Do I get that?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Because the back should be filled first and then there's
less congestion in the aisle. They actually used to do that, Megan,
in the flight industry, and it turned out that it
didn't work. And I don't know why it didn't work,
but it didn't work.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Okay, darn Okay, Well, no, they used to be.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
They will said. They used to say, you can hear
the announcements if you're probably over forty years old. They
would say something like, uh, we'll start bar boarding the
rear of the aircraft first, because it makes sense because
if you board the front, then all the people in
the back can't get to the back. But for whatever reason,
people are just dumb when it comes to getting on
an airplane, and they're putting here's what my hill that

(25:21):
you should die. I'm gonna die on. Do not put
your computer bag or your backpack in the overhead, you
dumb ass. Yeah, put it underneath the seat in front
of you.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, Dave Brian's gonna come in, grab your computer
bag and be like, who is it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I've been known to do that.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Let's put this under your seat.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I've been known to do that.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Don't put it in the overhead, but also don't put
it in the baggage the check bag, like anything valuable
to you.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Keep it on you.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, I would agree with that.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
No phone screen for Friday. You're up next? What is
your name?

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Hey, I'm calling from northern Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Good morning, Zach. What's on your mind?

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
So, I just turned twenty nine a couple of days ago,
wondering if you guys have any tips or words of
wisdom to enjoy the last year of my twenties, because I'm.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Cured of thirty stretch. Stretch.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Come on, you're twenty four and.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I need to start now.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I mean, I think that when you turn thirty, you're
going to realize that it's just yet another year. However,
I don't know, go a little wild go a little crazy.
We had a funeral from my twenties when I turned thirty.
Did you you're on the radio?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
We did.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
You were on vacation.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
You guys all did like a speech and you even
like sent one in recorded.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
So maybe that would be fun.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You could have a little funeral for your twenties to
celebrate your thirtieth.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I would try to get your
body count up to thirty to celebrate your thirtieth birthday.
And that's just an idea, Zach.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You don't know what it's at yet. Don't wait beyond that.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It might be okay, good luck and and happy birthday Katie,
but you beat no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
J Jen? What's up? Hi?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I'm a nurse inductor and I just wanted to tell
people to stop doing photok the slippillar at home as
ciy is. It's super.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
And then when you come to us to pick something,
we're not going to do it for you because.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
You already rested up yourself.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So so I can understand this. Can you order this
stuff and then inject it yourself or you talking about
your friend Lisa does it at home and you're are
you talking about what? When you say di y, what
do you mean?

Speaker 8 (27:22):
People are ordering it from Korea and not even knowing
what their scenes and.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
Instructing it help.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, So then they try to do a fat filler
or a wrinkle remover or whatever, and then they inject
the like something into their face and then they come
to you with something that looks like a big knot
on their head.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Lord.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, okay, that's some good advice. Don't do it yourself
that Okay, no phone screen or Friday on KTWB. What's
your name?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
My name is Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
What's up, Kimberly?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
I'm a vet check and I just wanted to make
sure everybody was aware that it's Beteck Appreciation Week.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, you got out to your vetine. I so appreciate
vets and vet text because they you know, you love
your pets and you go in and they can't speak
for themselves, you get to speak for them and you
vet texts are just always like most of them, and
you probably get tired of fussing over everybody's pet, but
you always make and I say you is in general,
you always make my pet feel special, even though you're

(28:20):
probably tired and cranky. You want to go home drink
a bottle of Lambrusco, you know, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
I appreciate it. Yeah, especially because, like the vet text,
we're technically like the nurses of the clinic. Yeah, and
I feel like we don't get the appreciation that like
that we deserve too, because we know a lot. But
I feel like people don't.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Realize so well. We realize that, and thank you very much.
All Right, it is katiewb. No phone screen your Friday.
What's your name? Hi?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
David, Jeff? How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Hey Jeff, I'm doing well. What about you?

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Good? Can I do a Miley Cyrus montage?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Okay, didn't expect this, but you know what, you never
know what's going to happen. Let's do it, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
I can now.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
See bad dream on dream and there's.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
The voice inside my head says you'll never reach it.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
What the hell's going on here?

Speaker 7 (29:10):
I can't like the reck bar?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
What this is?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I love this?

Speaker 7 (29:16):
This is why and I want to party in the US.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
This is why radio stations screen their phone calls. I
want to take a.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Minute off stop and we won't up.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Okay, get the best the book world mix it out together.
Uh huh, you know you get the best of both worlds.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
People ask us go ahead?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Can I Jeff? That was wonderful, totally unexpected. I'm not
sure what you're on, but I want to listen. Really, Joe, Jeff,
are you still there? Listen close Jeff and see if
it sounds like I'm hanging up. Okay, just listen and
see does it? Did it sound like I did it?
Sound like I did it?

Speaker 5 (29:53):
So my favorite segment is this this every week no
Phone's going a Friday, because people wait all week and
then wait weeks to do these things and then, by
chance hope that they still get through.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
When we do it.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Jeff, I love you for doing that.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
The best call will get all day, no phone screen
or Friday. Hi? What's your name?

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
What's up? Angie?

Speaker 8 (30:14):
I was wondering, do you guys have a funny first
date story that you can remember?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I have that kind of weird one. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
So I'm out to dinner with somebody and at the time,
I was actually interning on the morning show, and this
guy and I are having conversation. He's very engaged in
the conversation, but as I'm talking about morning show stuff.
He whips out a tiny little notepad he had in
his pocket and starts taking notes about what I was saying,
and he's like, I hope you don't mind. I'm just
like this is really interesting to me, and so he
starts taking notes, and then he wanted to give me

(30:48):
a ride on his motorcycle. So we walked the two
blocks to his motorcycle, even though I lived across the
street from the restaurant, so he could take me on
a little ride. And I did not die, So that's
the good news of all of this.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, I don't have anything that tops that. I fell
asleep one time during that, but we were we rented
Purple Rain to watch it, and I fell asleep on
our first date, and she was very pissed because she
couldn't wait for me to see Purple Rain. So they're terrible.
No phone screener, Friday, you're up next. What's your name?
It's jer what's up?

Speaker 7 (31:21):
Teacher?

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Nightmare?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, okay, got we're ready.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
I'm a teacher. And I woke up screaming last night
because man, this night's be the third night in a
row that I've had a dream that my class is
trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh no, what grade do you teach?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Eighth grade?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Ninth grade? They're very hellish and they are they're hellish,
and they're unpredictable.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I was the substitute teacher for literally like a month,
and I did a lot of kindergarten classes, which was fine.
They're just very needy obviously becuse they're so young. So
I was like, let me switch it up and I
went to ninth grade. Gosh, I would rather do anything.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Else, Juniper.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It sounds like you're dream means that you're feeling overwhelmed
and stressed by your teaching responsibilities, or it could be
a manifestation of a fear of failing at your job.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
One of the two. Do you feel like that fits?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, Okay, well, gosh, I hope
you have bet our dreams tonight.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
The thing is, I will tell you we all have
dreams about work. I'm gonna guess if you're an architect
or a dentist, or you like you know you work
on solar panels, you probably everybody we have dreams that
here that like, I have a dream last night that
a bit is just not going well and it's getting
worse and worse and worse. You can't stop it, and
I just go and then I I finally decide, I'm

(32:35):
just gonna wake up because this bit is not getting
any better. All right, this bit is doing I think
it's doing. Okay, no boasting Friday, You're up next. What's
your name? Bye?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm Abby, By Abby?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (32:47):
If you guys were characters from the movie Inside Out,
what emotions would you guys be?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
So do you do?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
You know which ones there are? Do you want to
listen to? Because Dave hasn't seen the movie?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Okay, there's it's like, let's see here, joy, anxiety, like anger.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Sadness, envy, disgusted, which means you're just like too cool.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
For random one you could just lift off.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
That's just you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Is there a flabbergasted one, because I'm motion time flabbergasted.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
There's a disgust one?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I'm not disgusted flabbergasted, which it means I'm surprised at
everything that I see going around me and I can't
understand it.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, that's a good one for right now.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Flabergasted.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Mine would definitely be anxiety.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I think I'm with you, either that or fear. Just
I'm such an overthinker.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
What would yours be?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Probably anxiety?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, anxiety.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Try being flabbergasted.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
It's a lot more fun, right I bet?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, because you just look around and you go, what
in the is going on here? No phone screen for Friday? Hello?
What's your name? Hello? Hi Suzanne? What's up?

Speaker 8 (33:59):
Well? So I'm a grandma. I don't know if I've
shared that before, but I'm a grandma and I love
every minute of it. And last weekend was my youngest
granddaughter's first birthday, so I got the lucky honor of
being passed with getting all of the cupcakes and everything,
and we did a really fun Smores cupcake and an
apple cider cupcake. And it got me to thinking about

(34:21):
favorite cakes, and so I wanted to know, what are
your favorite kinds?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I love this so random? Yeah, okay, I would say
probably like a German chocolate cake or no, change my mind,
carrot cake. Final answer?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
What is German chocolate?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Rich dark chocolate?

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, yeah, but I'm changing my mind carrot cake.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
My favorite is an ice cream cake, hands down, love
an ice cream cake for my birthday.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
My girlfriend Alyssa made me. It's a Max and Ruby cake.
I you've ever seen the show. Half of its strawberry
and is decorated all nice, and then the other half
the kid made its chocolate, but it has like worms
and strawberries on it.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
So half chocolate, half strawberry.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Okay, what about you, Susanne.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Mine?

Speaker 8 (35:04):
You know, there's nothing wrong with a good consetti cake.
But yeah, I like a good spice cake or like
a carrot cake. I'm kind of with you on that
one name.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, spice carrot cake delicious. Thank you, Suzanne.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Hy bye.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
All right, let's do a couple of more No phone
screener Friday. What's your name, Stacey? What's up Stacey?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Hi? I just wanted to give a We went to
Boo Bash last year, my wife and I and we
had the best best time ever. So we appreciate all
that you guys.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I remember you and your wife. You two got into
a fight with a bouncer and you hit the bouncer
upside the head with an eighteen hundred tequila bottle? Was
that you?

Speaker 7 (35:42):
That's how do you know?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I remember?

Speaker 6 (35:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Are you going to Boo Bash this year?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
We haven't won yet, Well you just won.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
You won. I'm gonna get your tickets right now. Okay,
I'm gonna get you and your wife.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You're the only one, because now a bunch of people
are gonna start calling and think that they get tickets.
You're the only one for no phones were going to Friday.
We got a bunch that we're giving away in like
twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Minutes.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Yeah, that is amazing.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
I appreciate you, guys.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
We appreciate you. Stay on hold, and that's going to
wrap it up for no phone screen or Friday on
kd WB. So yeah, we're gonna give away Boo Bash
tickets coming up in a little bit. But right now,
we got something really cool. There's a new place in town.
It's called It's there's a name for it, but the
sport is called foling, which is a combination of football

(36:26):
and bowling, and it's just like a dumb fun acts
throwing kind of an area of like let's go and
have some fun. Yeah, and it's like drinks and food
and you foling.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Foling Warehouse in Minneapolis is over in the North Slope
and we have a bunch of stuff to give away
for it. But we are going to be playing a
very very stupid game.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
This is not stupid at all, right, I came up
with this.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
This is my game. I came up with this game original.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I came up, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But we're not going to tell you what that game
is until you get on the phone. And we need
a few people on the phone for this because we
have a few packs of to give away for it.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Okay, what do you win? If you win this folding,
which a combination of football and bowling foling, you throw
the football at the pins and you knock them down.
In the meantime, you go have a beer and some nachos.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So you went a free lane for up to ten
people for two hours. There's food, drinks and breaking rights
if you're good at this game.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
But I've never played this. I think I would be
good at it.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I think I have a decent football throw and aim,
so I think I would be getting strikes every time
if that's what they call it.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I don't know if they have different.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Terms, probably, but yeah, I was playing football with a
couple of seven year olds last night. I went to
my friend Kelly's birthday party. Oh well sure, yeah, I
wandered onto school property. No, they were having Kelly my
friends having a birthday party. And so her kid is
about seven. He's playing with another kids about seven. I said,
give you that football. I'm great with kids. I said,
give you that football. Go long. And so I threw

(37:54):
the football and you know they're trying to catch it,
and I said, let's do a button hook. Now you
might not know what a button it's a very very
simple pattern. You run away from the quarterback, then you
turn around and come back like a hook. It's called
the button hook. Yes, I said, boys, that's called the
button hook. They're like, it's a butt hook and I said, no,
it's not a butt hook. It's and so then they
ran with it. They kept saying it's a butt hook.

(38:15):
And I played with it too. I said, no, it's
a button hook. So then we did like man demand
coverage and we had a great time. And I taught
the kids, watched the ball into your hands because when
you're you know, back when I played for the Ues,
played for the Gophers ninety three part of ninety four,
Coach Kill always said watch the ball into your hands.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I didn't know Coach Kill was the coach back then.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
That's most people don't know that.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
What was he like twelve or something else?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Now he was he was the receiver's coach. So yeah, yeah,
my position was I was a But what were you? What?

Speaker 6 (38:47):
What?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
What position did you play? I don't remember on the Gophers?
Yeah in ninety three?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
A rundown. Yeah, it's a good bit. All right, here
we go. We get a rid to play. We had
a stall with something. Okay, we got somebody on the
phone here for folding. And this is Lola, Hi, Lola, Lola.
You get a chance to go to what is it
called fowling? Okay? Do you ever do any bowling?

Speaker 7 (39:17):
I do every once in a while, only on a
special occasion.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I get it. It is quite special. So what's going
to happen is I'm going to play a bowling sound
effect and you have to tell me. Listen to the
bowling sound effect and tell me whether it's a man
or a woman that is bowling. Are you ready? Here
we go?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Read?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Is that a man or a woman bowling?

Speaker 7 (39:37):
You know what that? I feel like it's a it's a.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Man that is a Yeah, that's think about it.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
For a job.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
It sounds more masculine.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, good job.

Speaker 7 (39:51):
All right.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Next up is Angie. Hi, Angie, Hey, Angie, you ever
do any bowling?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
I used to be on a bowling meet.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Look at that. Okay, what was your what was your
your average?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
I averaged about two hundred.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh that's serious. Serious? All right. That's that's quite good.
That's quite good. All right, Angie. I'm gonna play a
bowling sound. You tell me whether it's a man or
a woman. You get it right, and you're gonna go
to the bowling warehouse with some friends. Okay, well listen up,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
What woman?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yes, very well, you're uncanny. Good job. I don't know
what she's laughing at. This is serious gamesmanship here, Katie
w B. Hello, Arisa.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Did I say your name right with an Arisa?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah? Well I think Aarifa? Okay, uh? Do you ever
do any bowling?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (40:49):
Occasion.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, I'm gonna play a sound if someone bowling, guest,
tell me whether it's a man or a woman. Here
we go, man or a woman?

Speaker 7 (40:59):
You see how flow that ball roll? Definitely a man?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
One percent? Yes, you are in your congratulations presented by
Folding Warehouse. Good job. We'll have boo bash tickets for
you coming up. Right after this