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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your cecile company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's War of the Roses. I'm Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Let's jump right into it. Okay, without a further ado,
we got Cameron on the phone. Cameron has been listening
to KATIBB for a long time. Here, you are a
little bit nervous. I would be too to be on
War of the Roses. Cameron, what's going on? Why are
you here today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, I said, it's about my girlfriend Haley. I'm just
I don't know. I got some strong suspicions that she
is I don't know. I cannot be doing something with
her ex. So let's see. Haley and I. You know,
we've been going I guess through kind of a rough patch.
(00:47):
She's been acting pretty weird lately. The department has been
pretty low lately. We haven't really you know, touched each
other much in the recent le lately. And okay, and uh, Kyle,
she's friends with her ex. Kyle, I know this and
(01:07):
make me a little uncomfortable. But then I got some
evidence that doesn't look so good to me. So here
here's here's what happens. So Kyle, Uh, he's actually he's
missing two fingers on his hand, some kind of accident
like a chainsaw some rather when he was younger.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh dang wow, Okay, all right, so two fingers. Wish
two fingers were gone.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I think it's his first two, like the you know,
the the index and the middle finger, you know, like
if you make a piece on that kind of thing,
those two fingers. Okay, uh, he's missing those. And the
other morning, how do.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You snap your fingers? Though?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I mean you, I mean, how do you, like, let's
say you're at a concert and you like want to
snap your fingers poetry reading? You're a poetry reading. You
can't snap with you. Okay, I'm being silly, trying to
light the mood a little bit. Okay, So he's missing fingers.
So the so did what does this have to do
with what?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Anything?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because because the other morning, I'm getting out of the
shower and I noticed a handprint on the glass shower
door missing the first two fingers. So that's that's not good.
And so you know, I asked her, hey's Pyle over here?
And she just goes off, Oh my god, no, of
course not. What are you talking about? Called not over here?
(02:25):
You're being crazy blah blah blah blah blah. And it's
pretty irrefutable to me, So I thought, maybe we can
check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, how do you explain?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I mean, you know, I mean and conceivably I'm trying
to think of like touching the shower wall or door door. Yeah,
and then you see like a soapy handprint on there.
I mean, I guess you could. But at the same time,
if I saw a handprint that clearly showed two fin
was it on the correct hand?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That's a question.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Even so why is it on there in the first place,
missing two fingers?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
There's not that many likely suspects. Yeah, well no.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But if he's missing, which which hand is he missing?
The two fingers on.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's the right hand, and I don't know if he's
right hand. I think he is. I mean, it's the
one you'd open the door with. So it seems pretty
obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I feel like, well, she's either hooking up with her
ex or a different guy who happens to be missing the.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
First I think there might be maybe a logical explanation,
but there is definitely almost a surefire way to find
out if she picks him for the overnight vacation or
stay or whatever Jenny's going to promise with this fake ploy.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Then if she picks.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Him, then well it worries me definitely that she you
have not touched each other in a long time. Now,
that's a sign right there, So that could be something
somebody's unhappy about something, so well, I.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Mean that needs to be worked out, but not by
you know, if she's doing whatever she's doing with Pyle.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay, what are you gonna do, Jenny? What are you
gonna get it? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, I think I'll offer her some nice little staycation
because I feel like, I don't know, maybe she wants
to go in to a shower with someone else in
a different hotel room and leave some handprints somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
All right, Well, we don't mean to laugh at your
dilemma here, because you know, we know it's serious. But
I will tell you we've never had missing fingers on
War of the Roses before the first for everything, you
never had that one. All right, hang on for a second, Cameron.
We'll make the phone call to what's your girl's name?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Her name is Haley.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
All right, We'll call Haley in a second and see
who she wants to spend like a little staycation weekend
get away, and it had better be you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Not.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
What's the guy's name?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
His name is Kyle.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Okay, we'll make the phone call next on Katie WB.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Not everyone deserves closure, but we do it simber part
two of War the Roses on Katie WB.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
You know, you never know what's going to give it
away when you got something secretive going on. So, first
of all, it's a couple and they haven't been intimate
in some time. Okay, well that can be a red flag,
but there's also other reasons maybe whatever. But then he's
looking at the shower door and I'm picturing like a
glass shower door.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That swings open.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, and her ex boyfriend is missing two fingers.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Did she say which hand?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
She said the piece hand, but her peace side hand.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The right hand, the right hand. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So he notices a handprint on the shower door that
very distinctly does not have the first two fingers. So
I want you to push on something and not put
your two first fingers down. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't feel
very natural, does it.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It feels like I'm a muppet or I have little
like alien hands.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
So he's wondering, has this guy been in their shower
that would be bad?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And his name the guy, the ex's name is Kyle. Okay,
so if she picks Kyle, then the problem. Let's make
the phone call.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Haley.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
They thanks for doing the survey with me. As a
thank you, like I told you, we have a little
fund stakeation weekend that we're giving you and it involves
going to which is a beautiful hotel. I mean, you're
going to have a nice little hot tub in your
hotel room. There's a workout fitness center and a pool
and all that stuff, so you'll really enjoy this day.
(06:20):
What I am wondering first is I have your information.
We do have to know if you're bringing someone along
with you, what the name of that person will because
we got to put them on the reservation as well.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh I mean yeah, I was planning a bit like
you don't need my credit card or anything, right, that's
just like free, right.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yes, completely free?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Oh okay, then so like neither one of us is
going to get charged or anything for this, right, Nope,
just need the person that you want to bring with you.
And just to be clear, when is it for.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
We have quite a few open dates, so it pretty
much just has to be used by the end of
twenty twenty five, so by the end of the year,
but we can work around your schedule and whatever we
have available.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Oh okay, yeah, I would like to bring my boyfriend, Cameron.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Cameron, okay, perfect. I love that you're bringing your boyfriend.
You guys are gonna have so much fun together.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I mean, I hope he enjoys it, Like I think
we're going to have a great time, and you know,
this will be a nice little surprise for him, So
I hope. So, I hope he really likes it.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, you sound excited about this one, and so let
me explain what's going on and let you down easy.
It is the whole thing that you just heard. There's
the survey and the hotel and everything is is not real, Hayley,
it is it is.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's yeah, it's KTWDB.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
My aame's Dave and I work over at KATWB Radio
And that was Jenny from KTWB and we were put
up to this to call you to see if you
would choose a weekend with Cameron or or a guy
named Kyle.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wait what Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's always a kind of a hard pill to swallow.
So I'm on the phone right now. I'm talking with Cameron,
and Cameron told us the story. And I know this
is all a lot to absorbble ones, but Cameron called
our show and he wanted us to call you. He
told us the story about how there has been a
whole lot of romance in the relationship lately.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And then the.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Handprint you know what I'm talking about, the handprint on
the shower door.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Hayley. Why don't you just admit that you had Kyle over?
That's your chance. Go ahead, just admit it, Cameron.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Is that Yeah, he's thanks Cameron. I didn't get a
chance to say, yeah, he's on the phone too.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, you know he was.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It's so obvious. So why this is your chance? I
just admit that he was over.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Okay, I can't. This is not you were absolutely crazy? Okay,
was Kyle over or not? Yeah, Kyle came over. He
had a situation where his hot water heater went down
and he needed to take a shower. So I said, fine,
(09:12):
go ahead, not a problem. Like I didn't want to
say anything because you freak out every time you mentioned Kyle.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Like now, now here we are here we go.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
His hot water eater was, so you invite him over
to your place to take a shower. I don't know,
maybe there was another option, like his friend or his
mother or I don't know, a hotel. Why are you
inviting Kyle.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Over when his hot water eaters out? That's not right.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
It's just honestly, I'm just being polite. It doesn't no
big deal. I don't know what you think is happening
is an ex.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I don't know. Am I crazy?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You're crazy at all?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Inappropriate? You have your ex over, like, especially not to
do something like showering.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What were you doing when he was showering? Good?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Good question, But thank you, thank you work.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
It's garden work, slag for something we just don't know
yet in that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Garden all right? Yeah, well you can see why. You
know what I'll be. I'll be honest with you, Haley.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I'm not here to play mediator, but I think the
only reason for your actually come over is he has
returned your you know, scrabble game that he had borrowed
or whatever, but not to come over to take a
shower and be like, I'm sorry, Kyle. I think there's
a little bit too much closeness to come over to
take a shower.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
I mean she still picked Cameron though, for the overnight's day.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So so you're on team Haley.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
No, I'm just saying that, like it's she's might not
be cheating, but still it's still a weird to be cheating,
but it's still weird to do.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
I am definitely not cheating. I love you Cameron, though
right now it's a little questionable, like this is ridiculous,
this is crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We got to talk this, We got to talk this through.
I mean, we are definitely going.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
To have to talk about this text messages. She's lying.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't think there's any This is what I would
do if somebody said, hey, Dave, like my ex from
years ago, said my shower's not working, Can I come
over and take a shower? And be like, am I
your first choice? I mean it's a random I'm your
first choice? Aren't there many other people? Wouldn't you even
rather go to a motel room or down to the gym? Yeah,
(11:37):
and take a shower down to the gym. You go
to a truck stop. You can take a shower for
five dollars at a truck stop.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
This text says when a woman's voice gets that squeaky
she was getting down with the freaky deeky. Yes, the
change in pitching her voice gives it all away.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't blame him at all for being suspicious, and
I don't think that there's any excuse. Is what would
happen Jenny? If somebody said, Okay, hey, Jenny, we used
to date like five years ago.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
My shower's not working. I come over and take a shower.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I would probably be like, no, find a different place,
just take a shower. What I would it's that or
I would assume that they're trying to get it on
with me, obviously, and so then I'd be like, am.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I interested in that? And then maybe I do say yes.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
You know, someone said because she said she was doing
garden work in the backyard that she must be busy
being a hoe ho doing all right, what do you
think