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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Monday morning. Good morning from the Dave Ryan Show.
Hope you had a good weekend. I hope the time
change didn't screw you up. I went to bed at
eight thirty last night, wow, because I figured a thirty
was actually nine thirty. So I was like, I'm tired,
I'm going to bed. I was watching a new show
called Disclaimer. Have you guys heard of this one?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now I feel like I have. Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It is a woman who is a very successful TV
journalist and then somebody writes her a letter and sends
her a little package and says, I know your past,
I know what you did. And then she's freaking out, going,
oh my god, my life is ruined because this person's
going to come forward with all that I did. And
I got about an episode and a half and then
I'm like, dad, kind of tired. But Disclaimer it's on Apple.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
TV, so you have no idea what they're claiming that
she did yet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I know they reveal little by little. I'm not gonna
give any spoilers, but that was that was what I
was doing last night.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That sounds good. I was watching that time Cut movie.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I was telling you about the one where the girl
goes back in time to trying to stop her sister
from me and Ki.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
You said that you think you would like it, but
then I watched I watched it, and I was like,
I don't think Dave would like it. It's a bit
more like Kitty kind of cliche.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, I like this one because it's only seven episodes,
because I don't like the ones that's like, okay, season one,
it's got eight seasons. No, I don't want to Jenny,
you had a weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You did think a weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What did you do over the weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Give me a highlight as it depicted in a photo
on Dave ryanshow dot com.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
No, what Sometimes weekends don't have highlights, Dave and mind
changing so much. But truthfully, there's nothing like getting so
much accomplished at your house. And I think I spent
seven hours doing housework, yardwork, all that stuff on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So I would say, if you want to just see.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
All the bags of leaves that got built up over
the weekend from us breaking our yard, you can see
that that's gonna not my highlight, but it's just the
diffulness of my weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
They're next to the camper van Dailey, you give me
a highlight from your weekend. And by the way, you
can see all these on Dave ryanshow dot com under
each of our tabs, Like you click on the Bailey
tab Bailey, what was your highlight?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah, As per usual, I do a bunch of pictures
and make them into collages. But on Friday night, me
and my friends Sarah and Jess, we were like, let's
go see this new movie with Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Weird.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
We live in time, We live in time, and we're
sitting we're watching it. It's it's good so far. We
see Florence Pew's boobs and then all of the lights
go out in the theater and.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Love of sex in it is what she's saying.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Yeah, And the entire theater lost power and so we
were like escorted out. We were like evacuated from the
theater and the entire block had lost power and it
was literally like right here in West End.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's so weird, Like it wasn't stormy.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
No, like Crave Roho. Every one had lost power. So
there's just a bunch of people like.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Out on the street.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But sushi is going bad.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I know, but we were like, you know what this is.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
It's not a great situation because we only saw twenty
minutes of this movie. But let's go get ice cream Sokay,
that was probably my highlight.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
By the way, the pictures of your cowboy that basically
looks like Trip, well, that's my D and D character.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
He looks like Trip.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm just going to tell you go if you want
to see what Trip looks like, go on Bailey's page
and scroll down to the guy that's half horse half man.
Weird and that my D and D character. Say, I
didn't say it wasn't I said it was weird.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Wait is that what he was before you met Trip?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yes, Benson, don't look a year and a.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Half significantly close to us. Mustache his Trip has like
full facial hair right yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, cowboy hat, gun, handsome, long hair. Vont give me
your weekend in five photo. We all did something this
weekend that we we take pictures all weekend, like just
like you do, and then we put them online on
Dave ryanshow dot com for you to go check out.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Give me your best picture, Vaughn.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I would say the best picture I'm kind of in
the same van age, Genny. My favorite picture is the
first one of me and a Lista. We're both wearing
our Miles Smith hoodies because this is the comfiest hoodie
in the world. We can sell him at the Fine
Line the other night. But I would say the highlight
is uh. We went to see Usher at Target Center
the other night, and Usher is world class. Beformer did
the thing with the cherries if you've seen on TikTok,
(04:02):
where he has like a cup of cherries and he
walks around and gets women to eat them, but then
they centrally do it. And I was like, Man, I'm
glad me and Alissa are in the nosebleeds or else
I'd go home by myself.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That the Yeah, so we go check those out on
Dave Brian Show.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, mine, we went to the neighbors. This is
the funny thing.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Susan left for a trip on Saturday morning, so I
was alone all weekend. The only time I left the
house was on Saturday to go down to Snap Fitness
and then go for a walk yesterday. But my favorite
picture is Friday night. We went to the neighbor's house
across the street. They are a riot. And I took
a picture of us just before we had dinner, and
Susan's laughing at something. I have no idea. It's just
a good picture. It's just kind of It was a
(04:43):
fun night to go over the neighbors and have dinner
and chat and drink wine. So ten, caller number ten,
we'll get you on the phone, and then we're gonna
star taking calls right now six five, one nine nine KWB.
In a couple of minutes. As soon as we get
caller number ten, you will have to remember that person's name,
remember their name, and we'll do it again at six
point thirty. If you remember their name, that winner, you
(05:05):
got to remember their name for the one at six fifty.
It's a lot. It is a lot, but it's a
lot of tickets and a lot of great chances to win.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who I love this song, So call the.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Way Billie Eilish tickets. She'll be in concert. I want
to say this.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's coming up in like a week or so, but coming.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Up, yeah, okay, not that far away. If you want
to go six five one nine eight nine KTWB, Van's
gonna pound through the phones. Grab caller number ten. And
we will as soon as we get that person on
the Phone's going to take a minute. Then we will
get their name and I'll explain more about how it works.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Can I ask you how you've been living it up
this weekend while Susan's been gone? A?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, what have you been doing? Must like hot chicks
over having?
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Doesn't know any hot chicks?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I don't know any hot chicks that at least will
come over. So I know plenty of hot chicks, but
they're not interested in coming over.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I watched a war movie on Saturday night because
I don't watch war movies when Susan's there because she
doesn't like them. So I watched The Thin Red Line.
It was good. I did not watch the Vikings game.
The Vikings won last night, did ye? Lions won? They
beat your Packers yesterday. So they say that the Lions
are the best team in the NFC right now.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I mean, good for them. They deserve it to
finally have a good.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Team because the Lions perpetually have sucked, just historically have sucked.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We have Jessica on the phone. Jessica, your call her
number ten. Congratulations you win?
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah, I'm so excited that my daughter.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is gonna she's gonna flip.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, what now we have to remember Jessica's name for
next time. I'm gonna say Jessica bil if you remember
Jessica Bile, Jessica.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Rabbit, thinking Jessica Rabbit just because Halloween with recent we
had Jessica Rabbits.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Okay, so remember Jessica. Write it down if you have to,
because at six point thirty we'll ask you again and
you got to call in to win with the name Jessica. Jessica,
thanks for calling. Have a great time at the show
with your daughter. All Right, we're gonna talk about Uranus
for a second, not not Uranus, but the planet Uranus,
(07:07):
because they think that there might be life on Uranus.
Now a scientist, she might call it uranus, because I
think that's more dignified to say uranus than uranus. But
come on, it's not nearly as funny.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I've never heard it pronounce that way.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Uranus uranus. So they're looking up Uranus and they're they're
trying to forgure see if there's life there. There is
actually a moon that orbits Uranus, and they say that
the chance of it being there being life, there is
a possibility.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, So that's really all I got on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
One of the chances to say uranus a lot of
times uranus.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
And when you say life, you're saying like anything there
could be, Like, yeah, it doesn't mean an alien.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
No, it's not like aliens running around, like you know,
building ships and coming to visit or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
They choose to build ships to come visit.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
I feel like that'd be hard for them to get
here on a ship.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Space ship. Why ships?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
They're not crossing the Seven Seas to get to the Earth.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, Jenny, you know what, go back to be, go
back to bed.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You said, talk about cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Pick with you anyway, because here's what happened. Susan's on
a short little cruise. She'll be back in a couple
of days. She's out with her friend Terry, and and
then Jenny says, oh, Susan's going to be hooking it up.
Vacation romances are the best. Susan's going to find some
guy to like hook it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Up with, and you'll never know.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And I actually told past Susan before she left, I said,
if you want a sex, pass on the on your cruise,
you can go ahead and have one crazy.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Like a hall like yeah, like a vacation hall pass.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And she didn't think that was very funny, and I
was not really serious. Maybe ten percent of me was seriously,
don't even play. You were hoping Actually, well, you know
she wanted to. You know what, she's been sleeping with
the same guy for six months or so, and then
joke show so and then Jenny's piling it on, going,
Oh yeah, romance vacation.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Romanances are the best. I mean, like you literally never
have to see that person again.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You like are in a whirlwind.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
It's like the honeymoon phase of an actual relationship, so
you get to enjoy that welcome.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
This never happened to me.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I feel like the closest I ever got was like
the guy on the plane let me share his headphones
once we lost a movie.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
That's exciting.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Yeah, I mean we were in love for that span
of the two hour film.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Such a good meet cute.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, it was twenty one Jump Street. That's what we watched.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That's adorable, that's adorable.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I was on a plane one time, years ago, back
when I was young and cute, and I met a
lawyer Lanny Berger.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'll never forget her name.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Lanny Berger sat next to me and we hit it
off so well that I was going for a job
interview in San Diego and we made a little date
to go to this San Diego zoo. And I should
have married Landy Berger because you know why, because she's
a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You should have got Landy Berger. Landy Berger. Look it up.
I wonder if she's still single. I could not take
a lawyer seriously named Lanny Berger.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Why not? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
It's just a bizarre name as Burger in it would
and I don't take you seriously Lutenberger.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
People always think that it's a made up last name,
like how Dave used to make up his last name.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, people thought mine was made up.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And I can't find Landy Berger.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Landy Berger l A N B B U R E
E R. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We stayed in touch for a short time afterward, but
then she realized I was a DJ.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
She went running for the hills.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
He's like, no, not interested, all right? That is, you
can't make this stuff up. On KDWB. Remember it is
ticket tag on KTWB. We'll get another pair of tickets
to give away right after this. If you remember the
last person's name. If you do, stay here. If you don't,
stay here to win, and I'll explain the whole thing next.
(10:44):
On KDWB, do you remember the name of twenty minutes
ago winner on ticket tag. If you do, then you
call in now and you win Billy Eilish ticket. If
you don't remember you weren't here, that's fine, then just
remember this times take a tag winner so you can
(11:05):
call in another twenty minutes. Every twenty minutes, you guys,
I'm already exhausted. We haven't even started. No BILLI Eidis
in concert and coming up by x or Target Center.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You get the video center next Monday November eleventh.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, that's the show we're going to go to next
Monday November eleventh. Gets you into the show. Just call
me now six five, one, nine, eight nine KTWB tell
me the name of last time twenty minutes, it goes winter,
and you win this time. If you hear it and
you do you remember this hour this time's winter, then
you play next time. Every twenty minutes, Dave.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Can I read a text that we just got.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
Yeah, so we were just talking about how hot women
on like vacations, and you were like, I don't know
any hot women.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
No hot women want to come into my house.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Someone texted in saying, how dare they say Dave doesn't
know hot women. I remember being a kid in the
early nineties hearing him on the radio, thinking this man
must see tons of boobs.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
And then they say the early nineties, Yeah, probably I did.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Yeah, Da, I may not think boobs are the greatest
thing in the world anymore, but you are still awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
That is very sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I appreciate that tons tons of boobs back in the day.
Maybe we do have somebody on the phone that quick
for ticket tag. Let's talk to this particular caller. Hi,
what is your name?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maliah Mallia?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, Malia, I need for the win. Who was the
last ticket tag winner?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
It was?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, okay, so now the trick is you guys?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
How do I remember Malia's name?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Obama? Yeah, the only one I know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's the only one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
When when you heard Malia Obama where you're like, dang,
that's my name.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
She stole my name? Or were you pretty happy about that?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I get asked if I'm if I was named after her,
but I'm older.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Than her because she's like twenty four minutes.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She was named after you. Malia, what do you What
are you up to this morning? Can I predict you're
driving into work?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I am.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Look at that all right, Malia, Remember Malia, Malia, Malia
for next time, Malia Obama. Whatever it takes, write it down.
We'll do it again in twenty minutes. Malia.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Please hold enjoy the show. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh, thank you, You're welcome. We'll be right back on KATWB.
We get a lot of stuff on the dirt today,
including why Jason Kelsey grabbed somebody's phone and threw it
and broke it if you haven't heard about that one,
and a big loss in the music world somebody who
has absolutely affected music many years ago and to this day.
(13:35):
And we'll talk about that coming up on.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Day Stressed out stuff, We gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
The Dave Bryan Show on kad WB.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Follow up, It's signed for another wild ride through Tental Town.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Dave's Dirt on kati w B srid by Nickolay Law Offices.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Hey, if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, that's super cool.
Every fifteen minutes you can still for another at least
probably this week. Sabrina Carpenter will up on there on
the app on the mainscreen every fifteen minutes. Every time
she does, that's another chance to win that flyaway to
go to Los Angeles to see her in concert.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So if you're.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Listening on the app, take advantage of that. Every time
you listen, every fifteen minutes it pops up. Every time
is another entry into that contest, So go check that out.
It's ticket tag all day today for Billie Eilish. We'll
have another pair coming up in about another twelve ish midnutes.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
A lot of stuff going on. The Vikings won last night.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
He didn't stay up and watch the end of the game,
and Quincy Jones passed away. Quincy Jones was a legend.
He was ninety one years old and back in the
day he had pretty much everything to do with Michael
Jackson and the Thriller album and so much music back
in the day. Here's a little highlight reel of Quincy Jones.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
He's collaborated with practically every musical giant you can think
of and pretty much every genre of music there is,
and he has more Grammy nominations than anybody who.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Has ever lived.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
That would be seventy nine nominations and twenty seven when.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I didn't want to get into the Hall of Fame
too early.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
If you know any of Michael Jackson's music, like Thriller
or Billy Jean or Beat It, Quincy Jones was the
producer of that and.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So many other things.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
And he actually he was the one who convinced Michael
Jackson to sing on we Are the World.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
We are the World. Yeah, Michael.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
He didn't want to sing or be on the video.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
He thought it was over exposure.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
First I talked Michael.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Into it on the day.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You know, that would have been one of the biggest
mistakes in his career if he had showed.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Up we are the World.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But he was there. Man, we are the children, we're
born in there. We are the ones.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Who make a brighter Hooday, So let's talk here.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
How does sound?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
How does sound? Is terrible?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Kelly st angelic voice ever right?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Jason Kelsey, he smashed a guy's phone for calling his
brother a gay slore. Here is the video that you've
probably seen this weekend.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Keusie Kelsey, Casey.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Cousin. Can I get a fist? Bob tusin. Can I
get a fist book? I don't know. I think the
guy deserved it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
He was trying to antagonize him, and that's what people
do well.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
So basically, the guy was walking behind him, chasing him,
and then Jason turns around, grabs his phone, smashes it.
The guy tries to go pick it up, Jason grabs
it and walks away with it and then like yells
back at him, and it's.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Just like, I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
I don't get it because A actually, Travis Kelcey is
in a heterosexual relationship with Taylor Swift, so that doesn't
even make sense to be trying to be a But
I'm just saying, like, I don't get why people are
such trolls, like leave the man alone, and I know why.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
They just want the attention from him, that's all.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
And so they think that they have to take it
that far in order to get his attention.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I wonder if it's worth it, because now this guy
is going to be ostracized by anybody who knows him.
It's like, I can't believe you did that. You know,
It's like okay, calling him a jerk or calling him
like overrated or anything but using that word which we
all know you you just don't use that word, and
to be caught on video openly said just it's just
(17:23):
just dumb. Yeah, happier news. Mariah Carey says, yeah, well,
I'll let Mariah Carey say what Mariah Carey is going
to say.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Here we go. Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
She says it's time for Christmas music. Her song you know,
the charts right after Halloween and it is now in
the Billboard Hot one hundred.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I have here for all of this. It really is
such a great Christmas song. So what is Christmas Cool
on away going to start playing their stuff? Is it
like any day now? Because like maybe I want to say,
it's not soon. It's not that far away, because I
saw like a memo about it, because Christmas Cool when
I wait is playing the Christmas music, I saw like
very soon.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
I hang in full of people putting up their Christmas decorai.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
Somebody already has their lights up, Like in my neighborhood,
it's November third and they had their lights up.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
My sister put up there Christmas tree yesterday and I
was like, Wow, you're really getting into the spirit early.
I'm all for it, though, because I feel like Christmas
is too short, you know, like it's not enough time
to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I really don't have an opinion on it. I don't
I like to compartmentalize holidays to make them more special.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's like for me, you get a little break between
Halloween and Christmas. You know, for me, Christmas starts right
after Thanksgiving week. Yeah, that's when we go down to
the boy Scout lot of the Lions lot and pick
out a tree and decorated that type of thing.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Thanks Gaving is like my favorite holiday, so I want
to give it credit.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No one ever thanks your favorite. Don't yell.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No one ever yell at me, you said to me,
But but but who likes Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I like Thanksgiving because you still have the family that
you normally have at Christmas.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
You have all the food that you would normally.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
Have at Christmas, but you don't have the expectation of
getting or receiving gifts.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I don't need gifts, and I don't want to buy guests.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I don't want an xprap get you want an Xbox?
Don't you want an Xbox?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why would I want an Xbox.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
They have the over and me and Vun can come
over and play. I don't want you over to my
house all maybe, So this is really interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I don't know if we're gonna talk about this later,
but you your your boyfriend, your ex Ryan moved out
months ago, and and so you then want to recreate
your space. So you had friends over to recreate your
space and move the couch over here and move the
bed over here.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
I flipped my entire living room. So my friends Sarah,
j Justin, Nick shout out. They all came over on
Saturday and like literally flipped my entire living room. And
then I moved my bed and there's still like a
ton of stuff to like move around and redo. But
I wanted my space to feel different and new and
not feel like the same place that I lived with.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Are you have a little Are you move some of
your clothes to the side so Trip can keep his
set chaps in your closet.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Chat gig, She's like, oh, related closet space to someone.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
No, I just I just got my second closet back,
so I need that space right now.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
He can have a hook in the in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Trip can't hang his chaps on a hook in the hall.
Wat what about his hat and his bolo tie? One hook,
one hook?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It all fit all right to find.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Then that's okay, this is a good story. Jessica Simpson
celebrated her sobriety anniversary on Friday. She reposted a photo
taken in twenty seventeen of her hungover and miserable the
morning after Halloween. She says, seven years ago today, I
walked myself into light, the light of being alcohol free.
In her autobiography Open Books, she was brutally honest about
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her alcoholic bottom. On Halloween, she blacked out in the
middle of the day, couldn't help her kids get into
their costumes or take them trick or treating. She said,
I was killing myself with all the drink in pills.
Giving up the alcohol was easy. I was mad at
that bottle and how it allowed me to stay complacent
and numb. Five minutes away from your next chance for
Billie Eilish tickets, So hang on for that one.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
A couple of more quickias.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Olivia Rodrigo had an oddly specific question that she asked
guys on a first date. You want to know if the
question is yes, would you ever go into space? Would
you ever want to go into space?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh? Why wouldn't No, No, she says. If they say yes,
I don't date them.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
If you are if you want to go to space,
you're a little too full of yourself. Well, she's young,
and she's young, she has weird criteria, like.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
You know, you like that stuff space and planets and stars.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Actually, no, I get it completely because those are the
same people. Remember that people ask you that went in
the little submarine because they wanted to see the Titanic.
They just had money and they wanted to say that
they went and did that and God blessed the dead.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
But you see how that ended up. So, yeah, I
would not want to go into space. To me, it's
just dangerous And I am fine, there's enough adventure here
on on herth. I like gravity, but I but I
just think it's weird that that's her criteria. But like
I said, she's young. How old does Olivia Rodrigo twenty
four ish?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Maybe twenty one two?
Speaker 8 (22:10):
Young?
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah, she's younger than me, I know that.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Twenty one Wow, she's only twenty one.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Wow, what a career sold start with her driver's license on. Yeah,
so she is very recently sixteen of that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Uh and on Saturday Night Live, people speculated on this
was going to happen, that Kamala Harris was going to
show up on Saturday Night Live because they said that
they saw her plane. Had like, because you got a
pre flight your plane and whatever, and tell the control
system where you're going to go. So they filed a
flight plan to New York City on Saturday evening and
somebody said, oh, bet you she's going to be on
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Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Did you watch that?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I did not stay up here.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It was pretty cute.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
I mean I didn't watch the whole SNL, but I
watched her in the like opening, I think, and that
was really cute. And then Chapel Rone was the singer
and she debuted a new song. Oh she did, and
it's very country, and I feel like, if it goes
number one on the country recharts, country people will be mad.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Because that's just a crossover.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah, exactly, another crossover they didn't like Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So so here's Kamala Harris on Saturday Night Live opening
the show.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Is nice to see you, Kamala.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It is nice to see you, Kamala.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
And I'm just here to remind you you got this
because you can do something your opponent cannot do.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
You can open doors.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Now, the NBC is getting some grief because there is
something called the equal time rule, where if you offer
somebody a political candidate time and they take it, you
also have to offer equal time to their opponent. And
the FCC is like, this is exactly what we try
to avoid with this, because here we are forty eight hours,
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seventy two hours before the election, and you are not
giving Trump equal time.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
I wonder if they offered it.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Well, apparently they I think they did, but they offered
it under a different venue. They gave them a minute
and a half at the end of a NASCAR race,
and I don't know whether he took it or not.
But Election Day, believe it or not, is tomorrow the
best the best thing about election Day. No more campaign ads,
no more ads on TV, no more.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Text messages to day.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I hope I can stop getting text messages.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
That it's so funny that you guys get them. I
don't get them at all. I've gotten any of those
text messages.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Susan gets all of them too, and they're not even
from the party that you necessarily support.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Mine is definitely from the opposite party for the most part,
and I'm always just like I don't even go through
the stop part.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I just go like delete a block. I don't even
text back like stop and get the response.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right. Election day is tomorrow. Some of us voted already.
Who's voted already?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
I like voting on the day of I do too, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Vibes is it for the vibes? What mean? Yeah? Yeah,
you vote already, Jenny?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
I did.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I had a fairly free day yesterday, so Andrew was like,
why don't we just go vote? And I was like,
let's do it, baby, went down to city Hall, got
our votes and took like twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Maybe not that long.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Well, there's like there was like maybe fifteen people in
line and stuff and you had.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
To fill out form whatever and whatever. So yeah, it
didn't take long.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
All right, let's do this right now.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It is ticket tag all day today for Billie Eilish tickets.
I want to get you into the show. Tell me
the name of this past winner, the one we had
twenty minutes ago. This happens every twenty minutes. It is
kind of a whirlwind of tickets and this goes on
all day today. Is it happening all this week?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh week, we have tickets. Yes, we're blown on tickets off.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
On ticket tag every twenty minutes all week. Yep, I'm
taking the week off.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
This is a book.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
This is exhausting, okay, but it's a lot of fun
and it's a cool way for you to get tickets.
Just listen longer. The longer you listen, the better chance
you have to win. Caller number ten right now. If
you remember the name of last time's winner twenty minutes ago,
give me their name and you win the tickets.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
If you don't know it, that's fine. Listen this time
to get the name and then be here at seven ten,
So seven ten, seven point thirty. The deal is listen
and remember the name of the last previous winner, and
if you do, you win the tickets. Billie Eilish Excel
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Energy Center, And of course we got stacks of tickets
because we're k D wub coming up on the Dave
Ryan in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
We're to play a little game of think fast.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
We have Monster of the Pot here in just a
couple of seconds, and then go check out our weekend
in five photos. On Dave ryanshow dot com. It's just
like a but Bailey cheats on this every day and
I'm not against it. It was actually brilliant because you
make a collage of your pictures, so it's Bailey's weekend
and not five pictures, but about twenty seven. Yeah, a
bunch of pictures. Go check those out. I got somebody
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on the phone right now. Who is the winner? Okay,
before we confuse everybody, I'm gonna go straight to saying
good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (26:43):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
I'm well, thank you very much. Give me the name
of the previous winner, Malia Melia. Now the big part.
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Jenna Jen Jenna Bush, Jenna Bush, maybe Jenna Ortega?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah? Or really dated? That really dated?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
She's not that she's on the Today Show for God's sake.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Wait, didee. Jenna Jamison.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Jenna Jamison is a porn star. Growing up with the
Growing up with the name Jenna. Did you get a
lot of your smart ass friends in high school going
Jenna Jamison?
Speaker 8 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
And then my last name is Whipper, so I was
called Snapper.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh I love that Whipper. Now remember just Jenna. Okay,
and then you've got your tickets. Jenny, good job, you
have accomplished it.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Please hold up, remember Jenna somehow at seven ten we
will ask you again on Katie w B. Time now
for Waunt to stir the pod. What's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Vaunt?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I want to do something that I kind of feel
bad about, but there's people that have definitely done way worse.
I want to start a go fundme to help pay
for this wedding in Mexico I have to go to
next year.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Stupid.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Why it's not stupid? There's people that do way worse.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Obviously there's go fundme for actual tragedies, and I'm not
discrediting those, But then there's people that really it's all.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Self tressed for not discrediting the actual tragedy. You appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yes, I'm not trying to because I mean, you don't
have to give me money, but I'm just starting to
go fund me for my own purposes.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
This is something I need help with. How much money
do you need to raise?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I was looking at you for flight and for the trip.
It's a little over two thousand dollars, which I don't
feel likes a lot.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Why you get a job, how about that? I do,
but they pay me packing peanuts.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Now are you are you serious that.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You really want to do this? Because if you if
you do it, you're gonna make people. Some people will
support you. But then the thing I have against it
is there are other people that need money that don't
have the power of a flamethrower radio station to promote
your GoFundMe. But this is a very vaunt move that
you would use go fund me and Katie would you
be to raise money? Rich is gonna be pissed.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Why do you say that because it's self serving?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Uh? Yeah, yeah, Well there's people that do work like
it's no different than I think. Remember when kickstarter was
a thing and people were like, oh, I need help
funding my documentary or my short film or whatever.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah, it's kind of the same vibe.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
No, well not exactly, because you have you'll talk about
it on KTWB and on your social media, and most
people don't have that advantage. So let's say I don't
know Karen needs to get oh I don't know, an
assistance dog, Okay, so she can't afford one, so she
goes on and go fund me, and she wants ten
thousand dollars for an assistance dog. She doesn't get it
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because she's not on KTWB. She raises two hundred and
fifty dollars and then she's done. You're on KTWB, so
you would get your money, and that's not fair.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
All right, let's take my job out of it, right.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
I only do it on social media, which is where
everybody else would my followers. I'm sorry that I have
as many followers as I do. That's just I'm so sorry. Okay,
but I'm not going to talk about it on the radio.
This is no different than I feel like wedding guests
that ask for money instead of a gift, because I
set that paying for their honeymoon. Yeah, so if I
use my social media, I have no upper hand, no advantage, nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I think that's a little bit different because you would
be giving wedding guests something you're just out of nowhere
asking people for money.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
No, but people that ask for money when you come
to that wedding and you're essentially paying for their honeymoon.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Yeah, but you would get someone at a wedding a
present if they just have to, don't just like fund
other people's vacations.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
That's not like in our everyday life.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, that's why I feel like, you don't have to
give me money. If you want to give sharing family,
you don't say you don't have to give share in
her family who's house burnt down.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
You can give them money, or you can give me
your money. Or are you really going to do this
or you just trying to piss me off?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I'm considering it.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You're considering is it pissing off work? I am a
point with you that I just don't. I just have
to ignore.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You my parents.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
All right, do it?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Let me know if you do it, because that would
be kind of funny to see whether you get seventeen
dollars or seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Somebody just texted and said they were thinking about doing
the same thing because they want to get an Infinity
Game table for their family.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
But it's a thousand bucks. So so many people do
do this. What's an Infinity Game table?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I want one? I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
You notice I.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Said for their family, not for them, It's not for themselves.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Well, this is a wedding I'm going to of family.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, let us know that if Vonn does it. I
can't wait to see what people say social experiment. We'll
be read back in a second with we Got more
ticket tag and Think Fast coming up in a second.
Jenny is hosting Thing Fast and if you remember the
name of the last winner, do you then be here
at seven ten for Billie Eilish ticket tag. Remember that
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name calling with it at seven ten and you win.