May 1, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. No anxiety, just calm.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Says you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Breathe in, Jenny, breathe out. So you're not making anything better, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No I'm doing I'm doing an impression of Jenny.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Breathe in. No, no, stop being annoying.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know breath outs.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You know in the workout classes at the end, they're
always like, all right now, take a deep breath, and
you're already out of breath.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So you're like, right.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Now, Wolves won last night. That's good news. And they
beat the Lakers. They are moving on in the next
round of the playoffs. And we beat a team that
has Lebron James. Isn't that It's pretty amazing. So I
think the Wild play tonight. I'm not sure if to
look that up, but I'm pretty sure they do. Okay,
here's the way that you're gonna figure out whether you're
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gonna have a good day or not. Okay, so here's
what I want you to do. And you don't have
to do this right now, but if you can do
it right now, then stop what you're doing right now.
Go grab a phone charger and the charging block that
plugs into the wall. Okay, everybody have one available.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yes, but I think it has to be specifically USB though,
because some phone chargers have like just the direct connect.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Correct Mundo, Yes, correct, Mundo. So this is the charging
block and the USB cord. Now you've got two things
in your hand. Right now, you've got two things in
your hand, the charging block that plugs into the wall,
and then you've got the USB that plugs into the
charging block or your computer or your car or whatever. Okay, connected,
they're disconnected. Ones in one hand, ones in the other.
You're gonna tell yourself that you have a good day.
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You're gonna take the charging block and you're gonna take
the charging cord, and you're gonna insert one into the other.
If it works on the first try, you're gonna have
a good day.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Mind, Just like jostle them in your hands a little bit, you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Know, you to jostle them in your hands a little bit,
because you can't just like mixing up a dec of cars.
You can't just untake it and then take it back in. Yeah,
so Bailey, go ahead, try it if you will. Okay, Okay,
this will determine whether you're gonna have a good day
or not. Because you're out, you're fifty to fifty on
whether you're gonna have it. And this is a really
good day, I mean not just a moderate day, but
a really good day. Okay, and mix them.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah I'm jostling. I'm jostling them in my hands.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, okay. And no, but I.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Wasn't even it was my My block was vertical and
my USB.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You are allowed to turn it sideways, Yeah, you are allowed. Okay,
Well you have a good day. Okay, Jenny, try it now.
And if you don't have this, you can't do this
right now, then you can do it later on, you know. Okay, Okay, careful, careful, careful.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, yeah one too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You can look. You can look, Yeah, you can look.
It didn't go in, Jenny, bad.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sometimes it doesn't block.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Here.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And the reason sometimes it doesn't go in is because
the little like USB port has like a you know,
an up and a down in case anyone didn't know that,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sometimes they don't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who doesn't know that? Your mom you've been my mom's
been dead before the use of us.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
She doesn't using those jokes on it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It doesn't okay, fun, here we go, get it scrambled up,
makes it up a little bit, okay, jo Jo Josh, jostle,
jostle it up, jostle it up, and right, yeah, you
can look, you totally look because you can't tell by
examining it visually.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ready go, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, we're having bad days.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I guess Dave and I are having a good day.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, it is a good day. Breathe in.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
This reminds me of a dumb bit we've done before
on the show.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What dumb bit was because we.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Were giving you a concert tickets and you let Fallon
decide whether or not they were going to win base
on if it fit or not, and then if it
didn't fit they didn't want the ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I remember that. It was really stupid. They'd be like, okay,
turn it over. You want to turn it over one
more time? Yeah, turn it over one more time. You
good there? Yeah, okay, Fallon tried to put it in.
Oh nope, didn't work. They didn't win. Yeah, how us
do back during COVID, that was the dumber business.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I see. Did you run out of ideas that day?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
We ran out of ideas like in like two thousand
and six.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, we also were going for an extra hour during COVID.
During that time, were we Yeah, we went on till eleven.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But we came on at seven in the morning. Remember,
but we still did stuff early. Mmmm yeah, because we
came out at seven in the morning during COVID because
nobody was up driving into work. Yeah. Yeah, everybody was home,
so there was nobody listening at six o'clock in the morning.
You are, and we thank you for doing that. We
appreciate you. It is katiewb stuff coming up on the
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show today. We've got the Teacher of the Day. We'll
do that a little bit later on. We're going to
talk about the ladies room, making friends in bathrooms, favorite
musical moments. But the thing I'm looking forward to most
is every Thursday is quitting time. No, no, nope, no,
it's War of the Roses coming up at seven thirty five.
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It's the typical standard thing. And you've maybe done this before.
I know several people who might have been seeing somebody else,
so they would put their new boyfriend's name in the
phone as something else, like Aunt Donna or something like that.
It's like, oh, Aunt Donna, Oh it's Aunt Donna calling,
when it was actually you know, like Christopher or whatever.
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So fake names in the phone kicks off War of
the Roses this morning on KTWB let us know. If
you need anything, send a text into KATWB one five
three nine two one to day is by the way,
phone in sick day. It is phone in sick days.
So if you're thinking about it, this is the day
to do it. And I'm sick, I do think call
in sex Well that's.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Phone and SEC.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
But I do have a shout out to Kyla May
happy fifth birthday. Have such an amazing day. Love you
so much from mom and dad. I love that the
big O five oh five. That is a magical birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yah, that's a whole hand.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is a whole hand. I'm all right coming right
back on KD double ub with you can't make this
stuff overused phrases. Mine is it is what it is?
It is what it is because to me, it's kind
of like, okay, I get it. It's like you don't
know what else to say. That is what it is.
But here are some of the dumb, overused phrases. That
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is so much that has become I'm like meaningless. For example,
AI and powered by AI. Even on my new toothpick
is powered by AI. I got a new toothpick. It
comes with an app music. Yeah, exactly, longer than usual
wait times. Crisis when everything is a crisis, Nothing is
a crisis. Okay. Cleanse products or detox or detoxifying products. Okay,
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detoks your liver with these pills that you can find
on Instagram detox slams. When using amuse news headline my truth,
there's already a word for that. It's called opinion. My truth.
You know, I'm gonna speak my truth. No, that's not
your truth, that's your opinion. I've never heard anybody's truth
be different, like like it if it's the truth, it's
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the truth, you know what I mean? In fact, like
Jenny is a I don't know babe. Jenny is a babe.
That's my truth.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's my truth.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I thought that it usually involved something about yourself, not
someone else.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
When you say, well this is I think.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think Jenny is a babe. That's my truth.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, my truth. Yeah, that one really bugs me.
Influencer Well, I mean we use it all the time
because it's almost a derogatory term in a way. It's like,
oh God, more influencers taking pictures of themselves of the
Grand Canyon.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I don't mind influencer. It's the content creator. And it's
only when like.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't mind an influencer, that's your job. Like I
totally get that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But when an influencer like comes on live or something
and they're just like, I just really care about giving
you the best content. The word content to me, I'm
just like, Okay, so you're just making your silly little
videos for me and I'm going to eat them up.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, But like, why are we calling it content?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It just seems so I do you call it though?
I know?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It just gives me the eck another one. Words and
phrases that are over you so much that they're meaningless.
Gas Lighting People misuse it constantly. No, they don't stop
pretending that they do. See, that's not gas lighting. I
can't describe what gas lighting is, but I know it
when I see it.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
It's trying to make me think that I'm wrong, or
trying to like make you feel stupid about something.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think that's kind of true. It's like making you
think that you're wrong when you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
On present, I mean, the table's on someone Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Manipulation is like a great way to describe it.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Another one triggered. Triggered. We talked about on the show
a month or so ago how trigger warnings don't work
because it makes people go, oh, what are they going
to say? So if I say, oh, Bailey, trigger warning,
You're like, oh, what's he going to say? And then
it doesn't make it any better that I gave you
a warning eye I'm triggered.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It more anxious about it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Esthetic. Oh, I love the aesthetic. That's another word that's overused.
The new normal or normalize. We need to normalize farting
on the elevator type of thing.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Okay, I'll can get behind that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh God, literally, I am literally going to die. No
you are not. Literally I am literally going to eat
this house. No you're not. You are figuratively going to
eat this house. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Hack or life hack. I actually kind of like that
one because I like that one.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Synergy synergy, oh gosh, and like the company office meeting,
like we need to figure out how the team can
have more synergy.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Synergy thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers, sad but true.
The plus side is that we're being pushed toward coming
up things to say that are more personal express events
is substantial when people are experiencing pain, so thoughts and prayers.
So I don't say thoughts and prayers. I'm not a
praying kind of a person unless it's Powerball Day. So
I'm not a praying kind of a person. So Bailey
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loses her goldfish, I'm not going to say thoughts and prayers.
I'm like, oh man, I'm really sorry about your goldfish.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Thanks safe.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, tap tap, I love tap tap. Woke has kind
of gone away. Woke was a big thing back during
the pandemic. It's kind of gone away now. The thoughts
are still there, but the phrase is not so much there. Unpressentented.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That word was never used before COVID, and now it's
all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, is that true?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Totally?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I feel like it's not used anymore, but it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Was okay and bruh, bruh, bruh. I don't hear nobody
around here uses.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Br oh the second year around anyone who's under eighteen.
It's braa this bra that everything is bra.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
My dad's a teacher and every time his students call
him brother, he'll just ignore him because he's like, I'm
not your bro.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh, let us know if we missed anything. And by
the way, did you try the charging block test to
see whether you're going to have a good day today?
Text and let me know if you haven't heard about
the test. Basically, you take a cell phone charging block
and you remove the USB chord from it. You swing
the chord around, you toss the quarter the block around
in your hand, and then you you can look as
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you do it, and you try to plug it in
right on the first time. If it goes in on
the first time, you're gonna have a great day. If
it doesn't go in, it's gonna be just another average day.
It doesn't mean a bad day, just means another average day. Average,
just an average day. Bailey and I are both gonna
have a good day, Jenny Vaunt or not.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But they'll have an average day.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Send me a Texan let me know whether you did
these the USB block cell phone charger test. Katie able
to be one, five, three, nine two one. This song
apparently's back the magic of Radio four. People who are
not there with you, but we still kind of are.
And the good thing is you don't have to look
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at us or smell our breath. We're just right there
with you, and you get to hear birthday shout outs
on the radio. So if you know somebody who's like
a birthday, then you let us know. We talked. We
say happy birthday to them on the radio. The magic
of radio. For example, happy birthday shout out to my
amazing husband Tyler from RUSS So thirty third birthday, the
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big double three.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's lucky number.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It is, so happy birthday and thanks for listening to
the show. Jenny's been on Reddit already. What'd you find
on Reddit this morning?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
We're gonna get a little dicey this morning because people
are admitting to crazy things that they've done that they
never got caught for.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I am one. I'm gonna share as well.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All right, we'll do it next on KDWB KDWB Oh,
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What's something crazy you've done but never got caught for?
If any of you are willing to share a story,
I would love to hear yours, but I will tell
you mine. First off, So I had a roommate who
moved out and let this other girl move in for
like this summertime, and she didn't really consult me about it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And this other girl that moved in had a lot
of issues.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
She like refused to sign the lease, so she wasn't
responsible for any of the rent. And she kept saying
she had a job and she wouldn't she'd just.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Be home all day.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh, so it was this hole mas roommate, whole mess.
What'd you do?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And then she also ate my food.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
So one night I got a little bit drunk and
the few like, there was a few items of hers
that were in the kitchen, and I remember grabbing apasta
sauce and then I think like a bag of cereal
or something, and I threw it off our back balcony
into the streets. But then obviously I knew what I
was doing to the environment, so I went and cleaned
it up. So I did take care of that because
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that's not fair.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
To the street.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But she I don't think she ever knew, or she
baby knew, because she probably knew she was eating our food.
So then we were going to get payback on her,
but she didn't know it was us. And then she
moved out, probably like a couple weeks after that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, that's minor. I thought, you're going to say you
killed the man.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, you know, I would never admit that on the radio.
He really dumb at this point if I had, but
I haven't. Okay, this person said, I used to rearrange
a coworker's office supplies just slightly.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
A pen turned the.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Opposite away, a folder moved out of alphabetical order. He'd
muttered about it under his breath, like it was proved
of something. And he eventually got paranoid and installed a
little mirror vont so he could see the door behind him.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He bought has a mirror so he can see the door.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Behind him, because yeah, because people always try to walk
up on me and I never know.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
But this person said that eventually he only stopped because
the guy asked to transfer departments he knew, and the
guy was like, I wasn't trying to be mean. I
just wanted to see if I could tip the balance
without touching anything important.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That you do that to a friend, you don't do
that your nemesis at work. That's kind of a d
work movie.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was nemesis.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think it was just like a coworker that he
probably didn't have a relationship with.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, that's you don't pull a prank. You pull a
prank on Bailey. You pull a bank on somebody, you do?
You pull a prank on somebody you love, not somebody
who you That's a D word.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Wow. If I was a coworker and someone was doing
that to me, I'm glad that that coworkers like, just
move me because somebody is messing with me, Because to me,
I would be like, am I going crazy? What?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Am I?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
What? Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I know this one guy that put co workers stapler
in a jello moldy. I know that guy. Yeah, from
the gymp helpert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, moving on to crazy things that people have done
but they never got caught. For someone said that a
Chinese restaurant messed up their order and I went back
to have them fix it, and they re used the
same food containers. So I threw the food all over
their entryway and I never went back a move. They
reused the food containers. There's a difference between like, oh,
they went and heated up your food again and gave
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it right back to you or something like that, and
thought that would fix it. Okay, moving on, This is spicy.
This guy says I slept with her mom three times
at our wedding, Like, how how did you get away
with that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Why does her mom suck that both things are true?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
What that?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
How did you get away with it three times? And
what kind of what kind of other is that? It's
like yeah, wow, and what kind of groom is that?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Too?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Somebody else said that they were having sex all over
their university and the bathrooms and the classrooms. Once again,
I don't know how people get away with some of
these things, because I'm like, I would be so nervous constantly.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Don't they do in the library? Isn't that the college thing?
You sneak into the library and like, you know, behind
the statuts or whatever is it.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I never did it, but I've definitely heard of people
or no people that have tried to do it in
the library, like because they have like study rooms that
you can rent.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, but those are at least the ones at the
U of M.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
They weren't like closed usually there were windows you could
see into them half the time. But people were getting
it on those. Man, I was such a studious student.
I was doing those things. That was all happening back
in my dorm room. Okay, moving on, crazy things people
did that they didn't never got caught for. This must
come from a server, because they said that they definitely
used to spit in people's food at a restaurant when
they were jerks.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, you could admit that.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh anything, Reddit, I.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wouldn't do that because that's just grow. But don't be
a jerk at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So I don't really do a lot of bad things.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
But when I worked at Disney World, I worked in merchandise,
which is like retail, and we wore these little lanyards
that had pins on them, and you would do pin
trading with like kids and super pin fans and things,
and they would collect these little pins, and we were
allowed to get two new pins every day from like
pin headquarters. And anytime we would get pins, either from
a guest or from pin Headquarters, and I liked the pin,
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I would be like, oh cool, and I'd go to
put it on my Landlord lanyard and it would just
go into my pocket.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh okay, pins.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Is it the rule at Disney that if you do
the pin trading, if you go up to a Disney worker,
they must trade. Yes. Yeah, if you go I want
to trade this Mickey head to a Donald for a
Donald head, they must trade.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Right, they are required to trade, and like at some
point too, I had this really great set of all
these mickey heads that were fruit and I was missing
the watermelon. And this kid walked up to me and
they're like, do you want a pin trade? And was
like cool, And they showed me their pins and I
showed them my pins. I was like, oh my gosh,
you have a watermelon mickey head.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh that's super cool. Like that's the one I'm missing.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
And they gave it to me and I put it
into my po Okay, I don't blame you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, yeah, just stealing from little kids. They gave it
to me, they traded me.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
When I was a senior, I was in yearbook and
so I used to go to like the other schools
to take.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Pictures and stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
But I used to use that as an excuse to
skip gym class and go hook up with my girlfriend.
So you weren't breaking in or doing it in the
locker room or anything, but I use it as an
excuse every single day.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You're like, oh, I gotta go take pictures for yearbook. David.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I truly don't have anything that I've never stolen. I mean,
other than hooking up with like other guy's girlfriends or
cheating on my girlfriend. I mean, I don't have anything.
I've never stolen anything big. I've never backstabbed anybody. I'm
just not. I just I do other things, but I don't. Yeah,
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, I mean i've stolen anything big.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't steal things. I just don't. I don't feel that.
I'm trying to think what I've ever stolen. When in
first grade, this kid named Billy Black had a little
toy that was you rolled it, the head of the
guy in the car popped up and down. So you
roll it across the desk and his head popped up
and down as you rolled it. And I'm like, I
want that, Billy Black, and he's like no, and so
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because when you're in first grade, you're dumb. He left
it on his desk during recess and I stole it. Oh,
and I still feel bad for a little Billy Black.
He's a first grade kid and I stole his little car.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You monster. He didn't put two and two together, Dave
Ryan was just asked me for this. Now it's missing.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is Billy Black. He's a first grader. He's stupid. You're
stupid in first grade.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, I'm gonna say one more story on this. This
is crazy things. People love dumb, but they never got
caught for this. Person said that we accidentally set the
neighbor's roof on fire. We created a homemade rocket out
of colored sparklers and duct tape.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oo.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
We launched the rocket and it ends up veering into
a small pile of leaves on the neighbor's roof.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We got on a ladder and.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Put it out, and nobody ever knew what happened as
far as we know.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Can you imagine.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
There's got to be some kind of like burd marks
on that roof?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So all right, what have you got? If you what
have you done that you got away with? Send me
a text. It is katiewb. Dave's dirt coming up in
just a minute. Catch up on everything going on. Emma's
birthday is today. Shout out to MS. She's turning eighteen
years old day. She's on the school bus right now.
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But don't worry. You won't have to drive right on
the school bus because your birthday present from mom is
a brand new car. Speed of school we got. This
is pretty cool. We're doing teacher a day. It's like
a teacher Appreciation Month, I think in May. So we're
doing this all month long with Country Hearth and we're
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giving the Teacher Appreciation Price Pack, which includes one hundred
dollars Visa gift card, five free loaves of bread from
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Roger By six y one two. Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. I remember when Jeremy Remmer like got hurt
in the snowplow accident and he ran over himself or something,
and we kind of laughed about it and we realized
how terribly serious he was it was, and he almost died.
He is talking about getting off of oxy being worse
than the accident itself.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
One of the hard things worse than the accident as well,
is getting off oxy cotton.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And I got off pretty quickly, and that's gnarly stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
I'm glad it was there for you know, the pain
for me, but like, I wanted to get off it
as soon as possible, so because it's highly how you addicted.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A friend of mine just had like her gallbladder removed
or something like that or some emergency surgery, and they
gave her oxy, which I guess is very effective. But
then she's like, I do not want to get addicted
to it, so she you know, took it as long
as she needed to, and then you know, took tailand
all or whatever afterwards. That kind of stuff terrifies me
because I know I saw the movie Dope Sick, Yeah,
(22:23):
and changed forever changed after that one. Yeah. Michael Bolt
remember him? Yeah, he's had brain cancer and he's getting treatments.
They've impacted his short term memory, speech and mobility, and
he finished chemo last October and his latest scan came
back clear. So that's good news. Like that one the
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best dog movies of all time. According to Rolling Stone,
I'm going to play the best one of all time theme,
and you're gonna tell me if you know what this
is a theme to anybody, anybody, anybody.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Western.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
They ain't enough for both of us.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's Lassie, Lassie. That's the theme from Lassie. So Rolling
Stone says that is the best movie dog of all time,
followed by Buddy the Golden Retriever in Air Bud, Toto
the Little Terrier, and Wizard of Oz, Brandy the Pitbull
in Once upon a Time in Hollywood. Asked to the
wire Fox Terrier and thin Man and the rest of
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them I haven't even heard of, so I'm not going
to go any further down that list.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
They didn't have the they didn't have Shadow from Homeward Bound.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No homework now, no, I'm sorry. Maybe you should write
an angry letter.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I am I'm writing with right now.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, good. This is kind of funny because I guess
Hayley Bieber is accused of copying a Selena Gomez speech
when she's talking about her her beauty products, and apparently
Selena Gomez said something nearly verbatim in twenty twenty one
about her rare beauty products. But here is Hayley Bieber
played your rising Selena Gomez good Road.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
I didn't want to start a brand for the sake
of starting a brand. I really wanted to create an
entire world. And something that I say often is welcome
to the world of road, because to me, road isn't
just products, it's a feeling, it's a lifestyle, it's a place.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh now, we looked for the original clip of Selena Gomez,
but we figure it's like a magazine interview.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Yeah, and so what Selena Gomes said, and this is
the quote she said. Somebody asked, what prompted you to
launch your beauty brand? Selena said, I don't want to
launch a makeup line for the sake to launch a brand.
What interests me is cultivating beauty from the inside. So
that's what she said. Now play that clip one more time.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Okay, when I started Road, I didn't want to start
a brand for the sake of starting a brand. I
really wanted to create an entire world. And something that
I say often is welcome to the world of road,
because to me, road isn't just products.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
It's a feeling. It's a lifestyle. It's a place.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Yeah that first sens or too, And because obviously Justin
Bieber was their connection, everybody in the TikTok sleuth.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Went and were like, oh, she's copying Selena.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Who actually thinks so that she went and found some
magazine article that she did an interview in and went
and copied it at chat gpt to do this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, I'll bet chat gpt. Chat gpt looked up a
similar speech and found that one, because chat gpt has
got to source something, so I'm going to guess that.
You know, I used chat gbt once in a while
for the show to see if there's like any ideas
for like something new we can do, and usually they're
just bad, really really corny. But when I won an award,
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and I forget what award, it was a couple of
years ago, they needed a statement, so I asked chat
gpt to write one, thinking, oh, it'll be fun and
maybe I'll get some ideas. I think I used it
for Batim really yeah, because it was decent, So it's
probably a plagiarized, plagiarized speech from somebody else. All right,
let's do this one. So I saved this one for last.
It's a little bit complicated, but maybe you heard about
(25:56):
this one. So this was the big NF felt draft prank. Okay, okay,
so what happened. There's a Colorado quarterback was anxiously a
waiting to be picked in last week's draft, but the
son of the Falcons defensive coordinator called this guy, Shooter
Shader sat Sanders that it's Deon Sanders' son and pranked him.
(26:18):
Said hey, we're from the New Orleans Saints. We're about
to pick you. And it was just a stupid prank
and it's not even really that funny. So now the
NFL is finding the Atlanta Falcons two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars and the father of the dumb kid who
did it one hundred thousand dollars. Fine, So here is
a clip of the prank phone call that he made
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that cost all this money.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Micky loomis here of the thanks. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Go hire you? Man, I'm good, I've been waiting on
You're It's been a long wait, man, No for sure,
and I'll take you with our n right here.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer.
And nasty Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So that'd be like if I called Bailey and said, hey,
I'm from Z one hundred in New York and we
really want to hire you to do the morning show.
We're gonna call you a little bit and make it official. Okay,
Bailey be like good, sure, And then it's a joke
that's not a funny joke, Like, oh, all right, A
funny joke is the other day when I had Jenny
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kneeled down behind Vaunt, squat down behind him, and then
I pushed Vaunt over Jenny.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I mean, yeah, that's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Never gets old, but it was funny, though we didn't
get it on video, so we gotta do it again.
Jordy's brought to you by six p one two Injured
Himer Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
We do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We have time to play mind meld you a couple
of little quick rounds. Okay, so mind meld just kind
of a fun game. Jenny and I are gonna go first, okay,
to see if we can get on the same page.
We each say a word, listen to each other's word,
and then tried to get closer and say the same
word by time number three or does it matter?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
We give it a few times, okay.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The goal for you to both say the same word
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, let's try this okay one two three dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Nuts, melons, don't don't know?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Find the commonality between those.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Two one two three.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Breakfast circle breakfast? Oh, breakfast?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Me and Bailey?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
One two three cereal either one okay, holiday okay? Okay,
yours was mine?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Got this okay okay?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
One two three Cheerios dy no mind meld on there,
Bailey and Von give it.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
A shot here, okay one two three, Waffles and pringles okay,
let's find the commonality. Ready, yep one two three ships,
food and chips, food okay, ready, Bailey locky Okay, food
and chips, food and chips, yikes, okay one two three
sal snacks O salts and snacks okay, Snacks and sauce.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Okay one two three, No, dang it?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
What'd you say? Roy?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I said, we're not doing great? Not doing are not melding?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Do you one more? Maybe Billy and Dave, Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Right, okay, No, I'm not ready, okay, Okay, I'm ready
okay here one two.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Three, understorm, flamingo thunderstorm, good luck?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, I got it?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay one two three, Florida bird, Florida bird, Florida bird. Okay,
okay one two three cle parrot, seagull. Okay, I'm gonna
I'm going outwards now, okay, one two three?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Aska? What why? Don't know? I was lost? I came
up with my mind, said, catching can Alaska.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
How would I be able to meld with ketchakan Alaska? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I knew you wouldn't because you're stupid. Yes, I don't know.
What was the last ones that you said?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Said fly? Because I thought, okay, birds fly, Let's bring
it back out so we don't just get into a
bird circle, right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
O, Well we tried. Nobody did it today. We'll be
right back on KATWB with the Ladies Room, Jenny and
Bailey a private conversation just for the women. Will do
that next on KATIEWB Favorite Musical Moments at seven twenty
will do that one, and then finally wore the Roses
at seven thirty five
Good morning. No anxiety, just calm.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Says you.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Breathe in, Jenny, breathe out. So you're not making anything better, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
No I'm doing I'm doing an impression of Jenny.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Breathe in. No, no, stop being annoying.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I know breath outs.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You know in the workout classes at the end, they're
always like, all right now, take a deep breath, and
you're already out of breath.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So you're like, right.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Now, Wolves won last night. That's good news. And they
beat the Lakers. They are moving on in the next
round of the playoffs. And we beat a team that
has Lebron James. Isn't that It's pretty amazing. So I
think the Wild play tonight. I'm not sure if to
look that up, but I'm pretty sure they do. Okay,
here's the way that you're gonna figure out whether you're
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gonna have a good day or not. Okay, so here's
what I want you to do. And you don't have
to do this right now, but if you can do
it right now, then stop what you're doing right now.
Go grab a phone charger and the charging block that
plugs into the wall. Okay, everybody have one available.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yes, but I think it has to be specifically USB though,
because some phone chargers have like just the direct connect.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Correct Mundo, Yes, correct, Mundo. So this is the charging
block and the USB cord. Now you've got two things
in your hand. Right now, you've got two things in
your hand, the charging block that plugs into the wall,
and then you've got the USB that plugs into the
charging block or your computer or your car or whatever. Okay, connected,
they're disconnected. Ones in one hand, ones in the other.
You're gonna tell yourself that you have a good day.
(01:42):
You're gonna take the charging block and you're gonna take
the charging cord, and you're gonna insert one into the other.
If it works on the first try, you're gonna have
a good day.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Mind, Just like jostle them in your hands a little bit, you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Know, you to jostle them in your hands a little bit,
because you can't just like mixing up a dec of cars.
You can't just untake it and then take it back in. Yeah,
so Bailey, go ahead, try it if you will. Okay, Okay,
this will determine whether you're gonna have a good day
or not. Because you're out, you're fifty to fifty on
whether you're gonna have it. And this is a really
good day, I mean not just a moderate day, but
a really good day. Okay, and mix them.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah I'm jostling. I'm jostling them in my hands.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, okay. And no, but I.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Wasn't even it was my My block was vertical and
my USB.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You are allowed to turn it sideways, Yeah, you are allowed. Okay,
Well you have a good day. Okay, Jenny, try it now.
And if you don't have this, you can't do this
right now, then you can do it later on, you know. Okay, Okay, careful, careful, careful.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, yeah one too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
You can look. You can look, Yeah, you can look.
It didn't go in, Jenny, bad.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Sometimes it doesn't block.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Here.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And the reason sometimes it doesn't go in is because
the little like USB port has like a you know,
an up and a down in case anyone didn't know that,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Sometimes they don't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who doesn't know that? Your mom you've been my mom's
been dead before the use of us.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
She doesn't using those jokes on it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It doesn't okay, fun, here we go, get it scrambled up,
makes it up a little bit, okay, jo Jo Josh, jostle,
jostle it up, jostle it up, and right, yeah, you
can look, you totally look because you can't tell by
examining it visually.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Ready go, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, we're having bad days.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I guess Dave and I are having a good day.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, it is a good day. Breathe in.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
This reminds me of a dumb bit we've done before
on the show.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What dumb bit was because we.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Were giving you a concert tickets and you let Fallon
decide whether or not they were going to win base
on if it fit or not, and then if it
didn't fit they didn't want the ticket.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I remember that. It was really stupid. They'd be like, okay,
turn it over. You want to turn it over one
more time? Yeah, turn it over one more time. You
good there? Yeah, okay, Fallon tried to put it in.
Oh nope, didn't work. They didn't win. Yeah, how us
do back during COVID, that was the dumber business.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I see. Did you run out of ideas that day?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
We ran out of ideas like in like two thousand
and six.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, we also were going for an extra hour during COVID.
During that time, were we Yeah, we went on till eleven.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
But we came on at seven in the morning. Remember,
but we still did stuff early. Mmmm yeah, because we
came out at seven in the morning during COVID because
nobody was up driving into work. Yeah. Yeah, everybody was home,
so there was nobody listening at six o'clock in the morning.
You are, and we thank you for doing that. We
appreciate you. It is katiewb stuff coming up on the
(04:35):
show today. We've got the Teacher of the Day. We'll
do that a little bit later on. We're going to
talk about the ladies room, making friends in bathrooms, favorite
musical moments. But the thing I'm looking forward to most
is every Thursday is quitting time. No, no, nope, no,
it's War of the Roses coming up at seven thirty five.
(04:56):
It's the typical standard thing. And you've maybe done this before.
I know several people who might have been seeing somebody else,
so they would put their new boyfriend's name in the
phone as something else, like Aunt Donna or something like that.
It's like, oh, Aunt Donna, Oh it's Aunt Donna calling,
when it was actually you know, like Christopher or whatever.
(05:19):
So fake names in the phone kicks off War of
the Roses this morning on KTWB let us know. If
you need anything, send a text into KATWB one five
three nine two one to day is by the way,
phone in sick day. It is phone in sick days.
So if you're thinking about it, this is the day
to do it. And I'm sick, I do think call
in sex Well that's.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Phone and SEC.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
But I do have a shout out to Kyla May
happy fifth birthday. Have such an amazing day. Love you
so much from mom and dad. I love that the
big O five oh five. That is a magical birthday.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yah, that's a whole hand.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is a whole hand. I'm all right coming right
back on KD double ub with you can't make this
stuff overused phrases. Mine is it is what it is?
It is what it is because to me, it's kind
of like, okay, I get it. It's like you don't
know what else to say. That is what it is.
But here are some of the dumb, overused phrases. That
(06:14):
is so much that has become I'm like meaningless. For example,
AI and powered by AI. Even on my new toothpick
is powered by AI. I got a new toothpick. It
comes with an app music. Yeah, exactly, longer than usual
wait times. Crisis when everything is a crisis, Nothing is
a crisis. Okay. Cleanse products or detox or detoxifying products. Okay,
(06:39):
detoks your liver with these pills that you can find
on Instagram detox slams. When using amuse news headline my truth,
there's already a word for that. It's called opinion. My truth.
You know, I'm gonna speak my truth. No, that's not
your truth, that's your opinion. I've never heard anybody's truth
be different, like like it if it's the truth, it's
(07:01):
the truth, you know what I mean? In fact, like
Jenny is a I don't know babe. Jenny is a babe.
That's my truth.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's my truth.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I thought that it usually involved something about yourself, not
someone else.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
When you say, well this is I think.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think Jenny is a babe. That's my truth.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, my truth. Yeah, that one really bugs me.
Influencer Well, I mean we use it all the time
because it's almost a derogatory term in a way. It's like,
oh God, more influencers taking pictures of themselves of the
Grand Canyon.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
I don't mind influencer. It's the content creator. And it's
only when like.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't mind an influencer, that's your job. Like I
totally get that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But when an influencer like comes on live or something
and they're just like, I just really care about giving
you the best content. The word content to me, I'm
just like, Okay, so you're just making your silly little
videos for me and I'm going to eat them up.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yes, But like, why are we calling it content?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It just seems so I do you call it though?
I know?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It just gives me the eck another one. Words and
phrases that are over you so much that they're meaningless.
Gas Lighting People misuse it constantly. No, they don't stop
pretending that they do. See, that's not gas lighting. I
can't describe what gas lighting is, but I know it
when I see it.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
It's trying to make me think that I'm wrong, or
trying to like make you feel stupid about something.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I think that's kind of true. It's like making you
think that you're wrong when you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
On present, I mean, the table's on someone Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Manipulation is like a great way to describe it.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Another one triggered. Triggered. We talked about on the show
a month or so ago how trigger warnings don't work
because it makes people go, oh, what are they going
to say? So if I say, oh, Bailey, trigger warning,
You're like, oh, what's he going to say? And then
it doesn't make it any better that I gave you
a warning eye I'm triggered.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It more anxious about it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Esthetic. Oh, I love the aesthetic. That's another word that's overused.
The new normal or normalize. We need to normalize farting
on the elevator type of thing.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Okay, I'll can get behind that.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh God, literally, I am literally going to die. No
you are not. Literally I am literally going to eat
this house. No you're not. You are figuratively going to
eat this house. Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Hack or life hack. I actually kind of like that
one because I like that one.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Synergy synergy, oh gosh, and like the company office meeting,
like we need to figure out how the team can
have more synergy.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Synergy thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers, sad but true.
The plus side is that we're being pushed toward coming
up things to say that are more personal express events
is substantial when people are experiencing pain, so thoughts and prayers.
So I don't say thoughts and prayers. I'm not a
praying kind of a person unless it's Powerball Day. So
I'm not a praying kind of a person. So Bailey
(09:51):
loses her goldfish, I'm not going to say thoughts and prayers.
I'm like, oh man, I'm really sorry about your goldfish.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Thanks safe.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, tap tap, I love tap tap. Woke has kind
of gone away. Woke was a big thing back during
the pandemic. It's kind of gone away now. The thoughts
are still there, but the phrase is not so much there. Unpressentented.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
That word was never used before COVID, and now it's
all the time.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, is that true?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Totally?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I feel like it's not used anymore, but it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Was okay and bruh, bruh, bruh. I don't hear nobody
around here uses.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Br oh the second year around anyone who's under eighteen.
It's braa this bra that everything is bra.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
My dad's a teacher and every time his students call
him brother, he'll just ignore him because he's like, I'm
not your bro.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Oh, let us know if we missed anything. And by
the way, did you try the charging block test to
see whether you're going to have a good day today?
Text and let me know if you haven't heard about
the test. Basically, you take a cell phone charging block
and you remove the USB chord from it. You swing
the chord around, you toss the quarter the block around
in your hand, and then you you can look as
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you do it, and you try to plug it in
right on the first time. If it goes in on
the first time, you're gonna have a great day. If
it doesn't go in, it's gonna be just another average day.
It doesn't mean a bad day, just means another average day. Average,
just an average day. Bailey and I are both gonna
have a good day, Jenny Vaunt or not.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But they'll have an average day.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Send me a Texan let me know whether you did
these the USB block cell phone charger test. Katie able
to be one, five, three, nine two one. This song
apparently's back the magic of Radio four. People who are
not there with you, but we still kind of are.
And the good thing is you don't have to look
(11:42):
at us or smell our breath. We're just right there
with you, and you get to hear birthday shout outs
on the radio. So if you know somebody who's like
a birthday, then you let us know. We talked. We
say happy birthday to them on the radio. The magic
of radio. For example, happy birthday shout out to my
amazing husband Tyler from RUSS So thirty third birthday, the
(12:05):
big double three.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's lucky number.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It is, so happy birthday and thanks for listening to
the show. Jenny's been on Reddit already. What'd you find
on Reddit this morning?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
We're gonna get a little dicey this morning because people
are admitting to crazy things that they've done that they
never got caught for.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I am one. I'm gonna share as well.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All right, we'll do it next on KDWB KDWB Oh,
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What's something crazy you've done but never got caught for?
If any of you are willing to share a story,
I would love to hear yours, but I will tell
you mine. First off, So I had a roommate who
moved out and let this other girl move in for
like this summertime, and she didn't really consult me about it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And this other girl that moved in had a lot
of issues.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
She like refused to sign the lease, so she wasn't
responsible for any of the rent. And she kept saying
she had a job and she wouldn't she'd just.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Be home all day.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh, so it was this hole mas roommate, whole mess.
What'd you do?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
And then she also ate my food.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
So one night I got a little bit drunk and
the few like, there was a few items of hers
that were in the kitchen, and I remember grabbing apasta
sauce and then I think like a bag of cereal
or something, and I threw it off our back balcony
into the streets. But then obviously I knew what I
was doing to the environment, so I went and cleaned
it up. So I did take care of that because
(13:25):
that's not fair.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
To the street.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But she I don't think she ever knew, or she
baby knew, because she probably knew she was eating our food.
So then we were going to get payback on her,
but she didn't know it was us. And then she
moved out, probably like a couple weeks after that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, that's minor. I thought, you're going to say you
killed the man.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, you know, I would never admit that on the radio.
He really dumb at this point if I had, but
I haven't. Okay, this person said, I used to rearrange
a coworker's office supplies just slightly.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
A pen turned the.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Opposite away, a folder moved out of alphabetical order. He'd
muttered about it under his breath, like it was proved
of something. And he eventually got paranoid and installed a
little mirror vont so he could see the door behind him.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He bought has a mirror so he can see the door.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Behind him, because yeah, because people always try to walk
up on me and I never know.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
But this person said that eventually he only stopped because
the guy asked to transfer departments he knew, and the
guy was like, I wasn't trying to be mean. I
just wanted to see if I could tip the balance
without touching anything important.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That you do that to a friend, you don't do
that your nemesis at work. That's kind of a d
work movie.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It was nemesis.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think it was just like a coworker that he
probably didn't have a relationship with.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, that's you don't pull a prank. You pull a
prank on Bailey. You pull a bank on somebody, you do?
You pull a prank on somebody you love, not somebody
who you That's a D word.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Wow. If I was a coworker and someone was doing
that to me, I'm glad that that coworkers like, just
move me because somebody is messing with me, Because to me,
I would be like, am I going crazy? What?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Am I?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
What? Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I know this one guy that put co workers stapler
in a jello moldy. I know that guy. Yeah, from
the gymp helpert. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Okay, moving on to crazy things that people have done
but they never got caught. For someone said that a
Chinese restaurant messed up their order and I went back
to have them fix it, and they re used the
same food containers. So I threw the food all over
their entryway and I never went back a move. They
reused the food containers. There's a difference between like, oh,
they went and heated up your food again and gave
(15:32):
it right back to you or something like that, and
thought that would fix it. Okay, moving on, This is spicy.
This guy says I slept with her mom three times
at our wedding, Like, how how did you get away
with that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Why does her mom suck that both things are true?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
What that?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Why?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
How did you get away with it three times? And
what kind of what kind of other is that? It's
like yeah, wow, and what kind of groom is that?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Too?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Somebody else said that they were having sex all over
their university and the bathrooms and the classrooms. Once again,
I don't know how people get away with some of
these things, because I'm like, I would be so nervous constantly.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Don't they do in the library? Isn't that the college thing?
You sneak into the library and like, you know, behind
the statuts or whatever is it.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I never did it, but I've definitely heard of people
or no people that have tried to do it in
the library, like because they have like study rooms that
you can rent.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, but those are at least the ones at the
U of M.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
They weren't like closed usually there were windows you could
see into them half the time. But people were getting
it on those. Man, I was such a studious student.
I was doing those things. That was all happening back
in my dorm room. Okay, moving on, crazy things people
did that they didn't never got caught for. This must
come from a server, because they said that they definitely
used to spit in people's food at a restaurant when
they were jerks.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, you could admit that.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh anything, Reddit, I.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wouldn't do that because that's just grow. But don't be
a jerk at a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So I don't really do a lot of bad things.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
But when I worked at Disney World, I worked in merchandise,
which is like retail, and we wore these little lanyards
that had pins on them, and you would do pin
trading with like kids and super pin fans and things,
and they would collect these little pins, and we were
allowed to get two new pins every day from like
pin headquarters. And anytime we would get pins, either from
a guest or from pin Headquarters, and I liked the pin,
(17:28):
I would be like, oh cool, and I'd go to
put it on my Landlord lanyard and it would just
go into my pocket.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Oh okay, pins.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Is it the rule at Disney that if you do
the pin trading, if you go up to a Disney worker,
they must trade. Yes. Yeah, if you go I want
to trade this Mickey head to a Donald for a
Donald head, they must trade.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Right, they are required to trade, and like at some
point too, I had this really great set of all
these mickey heads that were fruit and I was missing
the watermelon. And this kid walked up to me and
they're like, do you want a pin trade? And was
like cool, And they showed me their pins and I
showed them my pins. I was like, oh my gosh,
you have a watermelon mickey head.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh that's super cool. Like that's the one I'm missing.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
And they gave it to me and I put it
into my po Okay, I don't blame you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, yeah, just stealing from little kids. They gave it
to me, they traded me.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
When I was a senior, I was in yearbook and
so I used to go to like the other schools
to take.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Pictures and stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
But I used to use that as an excuse to
skip gym class and go hook up with my girlfriend.
So you weren't breaking in or doing it in the
locker room or anything, but I use it as an
excuse every single day.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You're like, oh, I gotta go take pictures for yearbook. David.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I truly don't have anything that I've never stolen. I mean,
other than hooking up with like other guy's girlfriends or
cheating on my girlfriend. I mean, I don't have anything.
I've never stolen anything big. I've never backstabbed anybody. I'm
just not. I just I do other things, but I don't. Yeah,
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, I mean i've stolen anything big.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't steal things. I just don't. I don't feel that.
I'm trying to think what I've ever stolen. When in
first grade, this kid named Billy Black had a little
toy that was you rolled it, the head of the
guy in the car popped up and down. So you
roll it across the desk and his head popped up
and down as you rolled it. And I'm like, I
want that, Billy Black, and he's like no, and so
(19:11):
because when you're in first grade, you're dumb. He left
it on his desk during recess and I stole it. Oh,
and I still feel bad for a little Billy Black.
He's a first grade kid and I stole his little car.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You monster. He didn't put two and two together, Dave
Ryan was just asked me for this. Now it's missing.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Is Billy Black. He's a first grader. He's stupid. You're
stupid in first grade.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, I'm gonna say one more story on this. This
is crazy things. People love dumb, but they never got
caught for this. Person said that we accidentally set the
neighbor's roof on fire. We created a homemade rocket out
of colored sparklers and duct tape.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oo.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
We launched the rocket and it ends up veering into
a small pile of leaves on the neighbor's roof.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We got on a ladder and.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Put it out, and nobody ever knew what happened as
far as we know.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Can you imagine.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
There's got to be some kind of like burd marks
on that roof?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
So all right, what have you got? If you what
have you done that you got away with? Send me
a text. It is katiewb. Dave's dirt coming up in
just a minute. Catch up on everything going on. Emma's
birthday is today. Shout out to MS. She's turning eighteen
years old day. She's on the school bus right now.
(20:20):
But don't worry. You won't have to drive right on
the school bus because your birthday present from mom is
a brand new car. Speed of school we got. This
is pretty cool. We're doing teacher a day. It's like
a teacher Appreciation Month, I think in May. So we're
doing this all month long with Country Hearth and we're
(20:41):
giving the Teacher Appreciation Price Pack, which includes one hundred
dollars Visa gift card, five free loaves of bread from
Country Hearth and more presented by Country Hearth Today, our
winner is Rebecca Danis, Sir, and I hope I said
that right. She does pre k at River Valley Montatory
down in shack a Pee. Nominated by Michelle's Rebecca or
(21:01):
Miss Rebecca as we call her, Miss Rebecca.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
That's what we call her in the biz.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, right, Rebecca dan Danisher And I hope I said
your name right, but congratulations and will get a hold
of her and get her her Teacher of the Day
Price pack from Country Hearth Breads and Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Where can wait the dirt Cannot Dave Dirt on?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Kad W B.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Roger By six y one two. Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. I remember when Jeremy Remmer like got hurt
in the snowplow accident and he ran over himself or something,
and we kind of laughed about it and we realized
how terribly serious he was it was, and he almost died.
He is talking about getting off of oxy being worse
than the accident itself.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
One of the hard things worse than the accident as well,
is getting off oxy cotton.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And I got off pretty quickly, and that's gnarly stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Man.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
I'm glad it was there for you know, the pain
for me, but like, I wanted to get off it
as soon as possible, so because it's highly how you addicted.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
A friend of mine just had like her gallbladder removed
or something like that or some emergency surgery, and they
gave her oxy, which I guess is very effective. But
then she's like, I do not want to get addicted
to it, so she you know, took it as long
as she needed to, and then you know, took tailand
all or whatever afterwards. That kind of stuff terrifies me
because I know I saw the movie Dope Sick, Yeah,
(22:23):
and changed forever changed after that one. Yeah. Michael Bolt
remember him? Yeah, he's had brain cancer and he's getting treatments.
They've impacted his short term memory, speech and mobility, and
he finished chemo last October and his latest scan came
back clear. So that's good news. Like that one the
(22:45):
best dog movies of all time. According to Rolling Stone,
I'm going to play the best one of all time theme,
and you're gonna tell me if you know what this
is a theme to anybody, anybody, anybody.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Western.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
They ain't enough for both of us.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's Lassie, Lassie. That's the theme from Lassie. So Rolling
Stone says that is the best movie dog of all time,
followed by Buddy the Golden Retriever in Air Bud, Toto
the Little Terrier, and Wizard of Oz, Brandy the Pitbull
in Once upon a Time in Hollywood. Asked to the
wire Fox Terrier and thin Man and the rest of
(23:32):
them I haven't even heard of, so I'm not going
to go any further down that list.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
They didn't have the they didn't have Shadow from Homeward Bound.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No homework now, no, I'm sorry. Maybe you should write
an angry letter.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I am I'm writing with right now.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, good. This is kind of funny because I guess
Hayley Bieber is accused of copying a Selena Gomez speech
when she's talking about her her beauty products, and apparently
Selena Gomez said something nearly verbatim in twenty twenty one
about her rare beauty products. But here is Hayley Bieber
played your rising Selena Gomez good Road.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
I didn't want to start a brand for the sake
of starting a brand. I really wanted to create an
entire world. And something that I say often is welcome
to the world of road, because to me, road isn't
just products, it's a feeling, it's a lifestyle, it's a place.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh now, we looked for the original clip of Selena Gomez,
but we figure it's like a magazine interview.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
Yeah, and so what Selena Gomes said, and this is
the quote she said. Somebody asked, what prompted you to
launch your beauty brand? Selena said, I don't want to
launch a makeup line for the sake to launch a brand.
What interests me is cultivating beauty from the inside. So
that's what she said. Now play that clip one more time.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Okay, when I started Road, I didn't want to start
a brand for the sake of starting a brand. I
really wanted to create an entire world. And something that
I say often is welcome to the world of road,
because to me, road isn't just products.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
It's a feeling. It's a lifestyle. It's a place.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Yeah that first sens or too, And because obviously Justin
Bieber was their connection, everybody in the TikTok sleuth.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Went and were like, oh, she's copying Selena.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Who actually thinks so that she went and found some
magazine article that she did an interview in and went
and copied it at chat gpt to do this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, I'll bet chat gpt. Chat gpt looked up a
similar speech and found that one, because chat gpt has
got to source something, so I'm going to guess that.
You know, I used chat gbt once in a while
for the show to see if there's like any ideas
for like something new we can do, and usually they're
just bad, really really corny. But when I won an award,
(25:35):
and I forget what award, it was a couple of
years ago, they needed a statement, so I asked chat
gpt to write one, thinking, oh, it'll be fun and
maybe I'll get some ideas. I think I used it
for Batim really yeah, because it was decent, So it's
probably a plagiarized, plagiarized speech from somebody else. All right,
let's do this one. So I saved this one for last.
It's a little bit complicated, but maybe you heard about
(25:56):
this one. So this was the big NF felt draft prank. Okay, okay,
so what happened. There's a Colorado quarterback was anxiously a
waiting to be picked in last week's draft, but the
son of the Falcons defensive coordinator called this guy, Shooter
Shader sat Sanders that it's Deon Sanders' son and pranked him.
(26:18):
Said hey, we're from the New Orleans Saints. We're about
to pick you. And it was just a stupid prank
and it's not even really that funny. So now the
NFL is finding the Atlanta Falcons two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars and the father of the dumb kid who
did it one hundred thousand dollars. Fine, So here is
a clip of the prank phone call that he made
(26:40):
that cost all this money.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Micky loomis here of the thanks. How you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Go hire you? Man, I'm good, I've been waiting on
You're It's been a long wait, man, No for sure,
and I'll take you with our n right here.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Man.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer.
And nasty Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So that'd be like if I called Bailey and said, hey,
I'm from Z one hundred in New York and we
really want to hire you to do the morning show.
We're gonna call you a little bit and make it official. Okay,
Bailey be like good, sure, And then it's a joke
that's not a funny joke, Like, oh, all right, A
funny joke is the other day when I had Jenny
(27:23):
kneeled down behind Vaunt, squat down behind him, and then
I pushed Vaunt over Jenny.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
I mean, yeah, that's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Never gets old, but it was funny, though we didn't
get it on video, so we gotta do it again.
Jordy's brought to you by six p one two Injured
Himer Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
We do.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
We have time to play mind meld you a couple
of little quick rounds. Okay, so mind meld just kind
of a fun game. Jenny and I are gonna go first, okay,
to see if we can get on the same page.
We each say a word, listen to each other's word,
and then tried to get closer and say the same
word by time number three or does it matter?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
We give it a few times, okay.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The goal for you to both say the same word
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, let's try this okay one two three dollars.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Nuts, melons, don't don't know?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Find the commonality between those.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Two one two three.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Breakfast circle breakfast? Oh, breakfast?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Me and Bailey?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
One two three cereal either one okay, holiday okay? Okay,
yours was mine?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Got this okay okay?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
One two three Cheerios dy no mind meld on there,
Bailey and Von give it.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
A shot here, okay one two three, Waffles and pringles okay,
let's find the commonality. Ready, yep one two three ships,
food and chips, food okay, ready, Bailey locky Okay, food
and chips, food and chips, yikes, okay one two three
sal snacks O salts and snacks okay, Snacks and sauce.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Okay one two three, No, dang it?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
What'd you say? Roy?
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I said, we're not doing great? Not doing are not melding?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Do you one more? Maybe Billy and Dave, Okay, that's.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Right, okay, No, I'm not ready, okay, Okay, I'm ready
okay here one two.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Three, understorm, flamingo thunderstorm, good luck?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, I got it?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Okay one two three, Florida bird, Florida bird, Florida bird. Okay,
okay one two three cle parrot, seagull. Okay, I'm gonna
I'm going outwards now, okay, one two three?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Aska? What why? Don't know? I was lost? I came
up with my mind, said, catching can Alaska.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
How would I be able to meld with ketchakan Alaska? Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I knew you wouldn't because you're stupid. Yes, I don't know.
What was the last ones that you said?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Said fly? Because I thought, okay, birds fly, Let's bring
it back out so we don't just get into a
bird circle, right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
O, Well we tried. Nobody did it today. We'll be
right back on KATWB with the Ladies Room, Jenny and
Bailey a private conversation just for the women. Will do
that next on KATIEWB Favorite Musical Moments at seven twenty
will do that one, and then finally wore the Roses
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