June 6, 2025 • 17 mins
Dave tells us about the top 20 best smells, Bailey makes a fumble, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is Friday, a little murky outside today, it's gonna
should it's gonna rain or what today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm not really sure today. So it's not gonna be awful.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And the main thing is it's Friday. Yeah, it's almost
the weekend. Is Dave and Bailey and Jenny and Vaughant.
We all went to dinner last night with Rich the
Boss and another big boss, Dennis, and we went over
to row Ho and H. I want to compliment all
of you. None if you did anything disgusting or stupid.
You didn't belch at the table, you didn't fart at
the table, put youre elbows on the table.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You don't know that.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I didn't, Well, you're right, I.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Don't know that.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And it was one thing we were talking about Rick D's,
who is like a big radio personal and then Bailey,
the two year old of the group, called you mean es.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Dennis used to work with this legendary DJ named Rick
DZ and he was my radio hero back when I
was like twenty one years old. That I got an
autograph that said go Dave Go, and I was like,
that's so cool. Then I go home and then I
get into it with what's her face?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Oh, that wife of yours. I think Susan's her name.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I go home and I'm like, do you want to
finish watching Sirens? And she's like, I want to watch
this show with the ball. But they drop the ball
and it's like they drop a big ball. They ask
a trivia questions, usually a couple. It kind of would
remind you of deal or no deal. And they dropped
the ball and it falls into the slot that says
ten dollars or one million dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know, boring?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean sounds like a boring TV show.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I like it's a game show and she and
I'm like, well you want to watch Sirens? And she's like,
I just want to see, you know, if they win
the million dollars or not. And so we kind of
like gave each other the silent treatment for the rest
of the night because I was like, I don't want
to watch the wall.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
You can't give the silent treatment to Susan every time
you have an agreement or disagreement. Absolutely no, you can't.
That's so dam that's like just a bunch of BOUKACKI. Honestly,
that's so dumbist. This morning, what did you I said,
I said, you can't just give the silent treatment all
the time.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's that's a bunch of book cocky.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't do you mean bull hockey?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Bull honkey? You said, right, that's the phrase.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I want to.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't want to explain that. I also we can be.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Saying that on the radio.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
So now I don't want to. I don't want her
to keep what I say.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's I think. I think you mean bull hockey, bull hockey.
That's a bunch of bull hockey. Isn't that the word that.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I'm almost I know it's not what Bailey says.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know. Look at this, she looks lost and
innocently well now.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Because I don't want to have it because now I mean,
I'm new, So I still say I'm new. I've been
here a yere. I don't want to get fired. What
am I not supposed to say?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Say bull hockey? Well? Do you want to text Bailey
and tell her what it was that she said wrong?
Because I'm not going to tell her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Well anyway, it's stupid that you have sent no.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is what we do then, and couples do this
all the time. You get mad and we weren't that
mad at each other. It's a TV show, Big deal,
will live. But but that's what we do. We give
each other the silent treatment, and then later you decide
to break down the silent treatment merrier by saying something like,
have you noticed the refrigerator is still in the kitchen?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know it was something stupid?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What I mean, just like just something stupid, just to
get the conversational ball to open it up, to open
the door up, to say I'm no longer mad at you.
Did you finish the laundry? Or I'll go ahead and
load the dishwasher something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Do you do this all of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I don't know what's in the air, but me and
her low Ki have been beefing a lot recently, so
we're doing this a whole like you know what, I'm
tired of this. We'll go to our separate corners of
the same couch, but we just won't sit there at
We will sit there and not speak to each other
at all until you want something to drink or light
switch is still on the wall, dumb, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It's a bunch of bull hockey.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Thank you there, you go much better.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We did get a text message from somebody who did
notice Bailey's error says, oh my god, I'm dying. I'm
not sure if you want to explain to Bailey the
error of her ways, send her a text.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I'm gonna laugh when those sacks are coming in.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You're joking, right, Bailey, joking about what this Isn't like
a Rick Dy's nut Situation's a good bit.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
That was a good bet. I don't know why I
said that in front of two boss.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was when you let your intrusive thoughts win.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Somebody did text in what that one word means, and
then somebody else says, Bailey is right. It is bullcocky.
It means stubborn or bull headed bull. No, you did
not right. Okay, here is the good news. We've got
the weekend tickets coming up a little bit later on
this morning, no phone screen for Friday. We're gonna launch
into War of the Roses. It was one of my
(05:04):
favorite War of the Roses in a while because he
breaks the mirror off his car. Okay, well, I mean
it happens you back into like a you know, something
in your parking garage and you break it off, and
then she does a little detective work, and she realizes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It is not what he said it was.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So we'll do that on War of the Roses coming
up in a second text Bailey and let her know
the error of her ways. Be right back on Bailey's
reading text right now. Yeah, all right, we'll be right
back on Katie.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Two. Four.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hey, make plans if you are in the Burnsville area
this afternoon from one until three. Jennifer from The Dave
Ryan Show and I will be at the brand new
Cub Foods from one until three.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, shiny, brand new.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Beautiful Cub Foods with Cub Foods gift cards and Halsey tickets,
hanging out from one until three.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
David and Jennifer here as a dynamic duo and at
Cobfoods and Burnsville Baby right by Burnsville Center. So come
hang out with us one to three this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The Best Smells. There's a new ranking of best smells
in the world. Thirteen thousand people waited in. Let's start
at number twenty and I'll zip through the first ten
for pretty quickly. Here here we go, jasmine, mint, lilacs,
the moment before it rains, apple pie, cinnamon, burning wood, citrus,
(06:22):
then regular wood, lavender, and now we're into the top ten. Yes,
give it to me, a real Christmas tree, close, fresh
out of the dryer, vanilla, chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon rolls, yes,
sea breeze cookies, fresh from the oven, two cookies, I know,
(06:48):
all right, a cold mountain air after it rains. But
what is the number one favorite smell? In the old
gasoline from a school bus?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, but some people do like that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, the amount of colone I put on every morning. No,
that isn't far from the top ten.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, fresh cut grass.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You No, that should be on there. But that's like
when you drive through the countryside and you smell like
freshly mowan hay. Yeah, that's like ah no, it's freshly
baked bread.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, I feel like cookies spells stronger than baked.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Bread probably do. And how often do you smell fresh break?
Yeah the same.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Maybe I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Maybe it's not strong smell, it's best smell.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But Sto was on there twice.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I baked bread a couple of times when, like in
the last few years, I found a recipe for bread
and you would twist the you would roll it out
and twist it together. Yeah, it was so good, and
I lost the recipe and I've wanted to make it
again and I can't find that. I've dug through all
of my cookbooks and everything. No, so thanks for the sympathy.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I used to work at Mill City Museum and we
would bake bread every single day, like three times a day.
So I'm very, very familiar with baked bread.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Smell you know what baked bread or your co Yeah, girl,
breaked bread. Come over there, come over there.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Bailey can't cook.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, Bailey is known for screwing up soup and a
crock pot.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Passer said, yeah, we need to pray over this sea. Yeah,
you know what we should have do, or they should
have do.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
In that list of best smells, the vanilla ice air freshener,
the little tree one.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh that's such a good smell.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Did make it? Vanilla was at number eight.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
No, but he's talking specifically, like what you put.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
In your car really so good?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That and eucalyptus.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Two text messages saying newborn baby smell. I don't want
to smell a new not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Your newborn baby. I smell my own newborn baby, but
I don't want to smell your filthy, smelly baby.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I have news for you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're pregnant my stomach.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I remember when Alison was born, she had some sort
of like mild mild condition and she smelled horrible. We
took her into the nursery and there was another couple
there with her brand new baby, and they went and
they're like and they walked away like they took their
baby and they walked at the other side of the
nursery because Alison smelled.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
So I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I know what the condition was, but she smelled and
I didn't smell it because I was so in love,
but I was like that I couldn't smell anything.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's you can't make this stuff up on KTWDB, big
stuff coming up this morning. We got the weekend tickets
for you coming up at seven thirty five. Right after
that we're gonna get into no phone screen or Friday.
And as far as the weekend tickets, we did not
have a winner on the show yesterday, which every day
this week we've had a winner, So make sure you're listening.
(09:37):
If you enter your name or you have entered your name,
this way. Go to Instagram, then find one on one
three KDWDB, click follow, and then anything that just post
anything like Happy Friday, and then tag a friend, any friend.
You can tag Jenny KTWDB if you want to, it
doesn't matter, just tag anybody, make a comment, post something,
and then we picked one and then we read that
(09:59):
name on the radio. You gotta be listening at seven
thirty five because you got a call back on our
special request line number, which I will give you at
the time if you don't already know it, So go
do that for your chance to win weekend tickets on
Katie WB.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And right now, let's dive into the dirt. Coach always
used to say, rub a little dirt on it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Dave's dirt on kat WB.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Nintendo switch is out now, and we talked to
a guy named Henry yesterday who is down.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Where was he anyway, Costco? I hope he got one.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
He was in line for like three hours to buy
a Nintendo switch. I went online immediately to Costco online
and it said out of stock.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Oho.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm sure, I'm sure people that waited in the line
didn't even get.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's very possible this is a commercial talking about the
switch to featuring of featuring Paul Rudd, who was reviving
his role from a Super Nintendo commercial film decades ago.
I'll play a clip of it when you decide to
step up to this kind of clay, this kind of fun,
this kind of experience.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Sega's nice jacket, Paul, why are.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You just like you're in a boy band?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Seriously, my super endis commercial from the nineties with my
long black duster, indie rocked hair and beaded necklace.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Me.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, so good luck.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Any one of those new music Sabrina Carper are probably
the biggest new music out today.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's called man Child. I like it. I can't understand
the words except manchild and a bleep.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Let me just tell you it's gonna be so good
because you remember, please please Please was essentially her begging
Barry k Yogan. He said what she say, I beg
you don't embarrass me, mother effort.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, and then he embarrassed her while.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
They were dating.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
We will play that full song coming up right after
seven o'clock today, so we'll have the world premiere of
the entire song.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh yeah, you guys know how I love kiss. Yeah,
that was my first concert that I've ever seen him.
I've seen him ten times or so. Nick Jonas is
going to play the lead singer of Kiss Paul Stanley
in a new Kiss biopic called Shouted Out Loud. No
word on casting for the other three members of the.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Band, and you how do you feel about that, David?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, it's gonna be weird to see Nick Jonas's face
with Paul Stanley's hair and makeup. But you know what,
I would love to watch that movie. And I think
Nick Jonas will do a really good job. And he
can actually sing, and he actually played the guitar, so
can Paul Stanley. Not oh no, but rather than rand
So Rando, who can't sing and can't play the guitar.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I mentioned yesterday how Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson broke
up after eight years, and if a big old package
of gorilla poop poop arrives at his doorstep, it's probably
Dakota Johnson because she did admit using poopsentders dot com
one time. It's a service you consider to someone who
you are upset with, your cheating ex.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Whatever it might be. It wasn't her actual ex.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It was her best friend that got her heartbroken, so
they sent a gallon of gorilla poop to his house. Yeah,
so poopsnders dot com if you're interested.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
They offer a lot of different sizes.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
A three pound megapack costs forty nine dollars and you
can send cow, elephant or gorilla poop.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You have options, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
To anyone in the world. That's that's what's on my
radar next week poop CENTERSZCA.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
If I got that from somebody, I would think, Wow,
they are I'm living rent free in their mind and
they spent forty nine to ninety nine to do this.
They are still like did they need to get over it?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's like your door dashing. You have to pick a
side fries, mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Or cole saw. No, it's gorilla, What is it? Elephant?
Or what cow?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Jesus, oh, cow is going to be the best one
because that's the smelliest.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well in more relationship, when have you been around elephant
and gorilla.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Poop all the time? All the time. You don't know she's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Going she actually did you think she actually goes to
these imprompt shows or she knewing something else?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You never know Dave.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
This weekend, you said you're gonna go see Mission Impossible?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Is that correct? Likely?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yeah, well you're gonna have to be wowed because apparently
Tom Cruise set a Guinness World Record by performing I mean,
sixteen burning parachute jumps.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
What's a burning parachute jump.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
It means he leapt from a helicopter at seventy five
hundred feet, igniting a fuel soaked parachute, and then deploying
a backup shoot after the main one disintegrated.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh no, So when that happens and you're sitting in
you're watching, you'll have to.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Go okay, wow in the theater.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
A big deal.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ever, speaking of stunts, BoNT and I did notice the
eighty year old woman on fire, the oldest stunt woman
ever to do a stunt in the movie ever. In
Final Destination Bloodlines such great is at the very beginning
when she catches on fire during the tower collapse spoiler alert.
I come on, you know it's going to collapse anyway,
and then she's on fire and she runs across the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I want to go see the movie again, especially because
now Dave, all he does is send me like behind
the scenes of Final destination stunts. Yep, So now I
want to go see the actual movie again.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You two are literally the only people I think that
like those movies.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It's a good film or the good series. Really the
whole Fridgeize.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Probably not actually, since it does do well on the
box office. But I've never heard anyone else talking besides
the two of you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, the movie Bailey. You said you saw the new
Benezio del Toro, the Phoenicians.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I did see the Phoenician scheme.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You weren a fan.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's not that I'm not a fan.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I honestly that was the first like full length Wes
Anderson movie I've seen. I've seen part of The Fantastic
Mister Fox, but I feel it reminds me of reading
academic papers in college and then having to write like
a discussion post about them and you have no idea
because they're using a lot of big words.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So I just felt too stupid for it.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
But I could follow along, and I liked Michael Sarah
in it a lot well.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Benicio del Toro said that a part of the when
he was on a flight, the script got him in
trouble at the airport.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Here's the clip.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
The opening scene is interior airplane bomb.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The second scene.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Is interior cockpit, eject the pilot, and the third scene
is crash and the guy looking at it, he's reading it.
I go it's a film script.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
So he's walking to TSA and they looked at the script.
It was like, wait a minute, wait are these made
up story? I mean, come on, you're going through TSA.
You've got a film script. No, TSA agent's gonna pull
it out and go better check this film script.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's that's a made up the word what? What show
was he on during this late night was Seth Myers? Okay,
and you hear that. Listen again to the fake prerecorded
audience laughter. It is so Seth Myers. I don't like
Seth Myers. I never thought he was funny, but Seth,
listen to the fake audience laugh during this clip.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Listen interior airplane bomb. The second scene is interior cockpit,
eject the pilot, and the third scene is crash and
the guy looking at it, he's reading, Okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
A fake as studio pre recorded. It's a real audience.
But they definitely have a plaw sign going on and off.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
So probably every time he says, and then it said
bomb and then it said laugh.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
All right, that's the brought you by sixty one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. We'll be back in
the second. We're gona talk to somebody who's like seeing
a guy and she really liked the guy. Then she
runs into him in public out of target, and she
notices what he's wearing, and she's like, I don't think
I can date you anymore. You gotta hear what he
was wearing. We'll do that coming up next on KTWB.
Nita's for Anything. Send text to KTWB one. That's the
(17:21):
short code five three nine two one, coming right back.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We're also gonna premiere the Man Child song by Sabrina
Carpenter right before that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
That'll be cool. I want to hear that. Coming up
next on KDWB
It is Friday, a little murky outside today, it's gonna
should it's gonna rain or what today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm not really sure today. So it's not gonna be awful.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And the main thing is it's Friday. Yeah, it's almost
the weekend. Is Dave and Bailey and Jenny and Vaughant.
We all went to dinner last night with Rich the
Boss and another big boss, Dennis, and we went over
to row Ho and H. I want to compliment all
of you. None if you did anything disgusting or stupid.
You didn't belch at the table, you didn't fart at
the table, put youre elbows on the table.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
You don't know that.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I didn't, Well, you're right, I.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Don't know that.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
And it was one thing we were talking about Rick D's,
who is like a big radio personal and then Bailey,
the two year old of the group, called you mean es.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Dennis used to work with this legendary DJ named Rick
DZ and he was my radio hero back when I
was like twenty one years old. That I got an
autograph that said go Dave Go, and I was like,
that's so cool. Then I go home and then I
get into it with what's her face?
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Oh, that wife of yours. I think Susan's her name.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I go home and I'm like, do you want to
finish watching Sirens? And she's like, I want to watch
this show with the ball. But they drop the ball
and it's like they drop a big ball. They ask
a trivia questions, usually a couple. It kind of would
remind you of deal or no deal. And they dropped
the ball and it falls into the slot that says
ten dollars or one million dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know, boring?
Speaker 7 (01:33):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I mean sounds like a boring TV show.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
Me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Well, I like it's a game show and she and
I'm like, well you want to watch Sirens? And she's like,
I just want to see, you know, if they win
the million dollars or not. And so we kind of
like gave each other the silent treatment for the rest
of the night because I was like, I don't want
to watch the wall.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
You can't give the silent treatment to Susan every time
you have an agreement or disagreement. Absolutely no, you can't.
That's so dam that's like just a bunch of BOUKACKI. Honestly,
that's so dumbist. This morning, what did you I said,
I said, you can't just give the silent treatment all
the time.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's that's a bunch of book cocky.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I don't do you mean bull hockey?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Bull honkey? You said, right, that's the phrase.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I want to.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I don't want to explain that. I also we can be.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Saying that on the radio.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
So now I don't want to. I don't want her
to keep what I say.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's I think. I think you mean bull hockey, bull hockey.
That's a bunch of bull hockey. Isn't that the word that.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
I'm almost I know it's not what Bailey says.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know. Look at this, she looks lost and
innocently well now.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Because I don't want to have it because now I mean,
I'm new, So I still say I'm new. I've been
here a yere. I don't want to get fired. What
am I not supposed to say?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Say bull hockey? Well? Do you want to text Bailey
and tell her what it was that she said wrong?
Because I'm not going to tell her.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Well anyway, it's stupid that you have sent no.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This is what we do then, and couples do this
all the time. You get mad and we weren't that
mad at each other. It's a TV show, Big deal,
will live. But but that's what we do. We give
each other the silent treatment, and then later you decide
to break down the silent treatment merrier by saying something like,
have you noticed the refrigerator is still in the kitchen?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You know it was something stupid?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What I mean, just like just something stupid, just to
get the conversational ball to open it up, to open
the door up, to say I'm no longer mad at you.
Did you finish the laundry? Or I'll go ahead and
load the dishwasher something like that.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Do you do this all of the time.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I don't know what's in the air, but me and
her low Ki have been beefing a lot recently, so
we're doing this a whole like you know what, I'm
tired of this. We'll go to our separate corners of
the same couch, but we just won't sit there at
We will sit there and not speak to each other
at all until you want something to drink or light
switch is still on the wall, dumb, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
It's a bunch of bull hockey.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Thank you there, you go much better.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We did get a text message from somebody who did
notice Bailey's error says, oh my god, I'm dying. I'm
not sure if you want to explain to Bailey the
error of her ways, send her a text.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I'm gonna laugh when those sacks are coming in.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You're joking, right, Bailey, joking about what this Isn't like
a Rick Dy's nut Situation's a good bit.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
That was a good bet. I don't know why I
said that in front of two boss.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was when you let your intrusive thoughts win.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Somebody did text in what that one word means, and
then somebody else says, Bailey is right. It is bullcocky.
It means stubborn or bull headed bull. No, you did
not right. Okay, here is the good news. We've got
the weekend tickets coming up a little bit later on
this morning, no phone screen for Friday. We're gonna launch
into War of the Roses. It was one of my
(05:04):
favorite War of the Roses in a while because he
breaks the mirror off his car. Okay, well, I mean
it happens you back into like a you know, something
in your parking garage and you break it off, and
then she does a little detective work, and she realizes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It is not what he said it was.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So we'll do that on War of the Roses coming
up in a second text Bailey and let her know
the error of her ways. Be right back on Bailey's
reading text right now. Yeah, all right, we'll be right
back on Katie.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Two. Four.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hey, make plans if you are in the Burnsville area
this afternoon from one until three. Jennifer from The Dave
Ryan Show and I will be at the brand new
Cub Foods from one until three.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, shiny, brand new.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Beautiful Cub Foods with Cub Foods gift cards and Halsey tickets,
hanging out from one until three.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
David and Jennifer here as a dynamic duo and at
Cobfoods and Burnsville Baby right by Burnsville Center. So come
hang out with us one to three this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
The Best Smells. There's a new ranking of best smells
in the world. Thirteen thousand people waited in. Let's start
at number twenty and I'll zip through the first ten
for pretty quickly. Here here we go, jasmine, mint, lilacs,
the moment before it rains, apple pie, cinnamon, burning wood, citrus,
(06:22):
then regular wood, lavender, and now we're into the top ten. Yes,
give it to me, a real Christmas tree, close, fresh
out of the dryer, vanilla, chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon rolls, yes,
sea breeze cookies, fresh from the oven, two cookies, I know,
(06:48):
all right, a cold mountain air after it rains. But
what is the number one favorite smell? In the old
gasoline from a school bus?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, but some people do like that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, the amount of colone I put on every morning. No,
that isn't far from the top ten.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, fresh cut grass.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You No, that should be on there. But that's like
when you drive through the countryside and you smell like
freshly mowan hay. Yeah, that's like ah no, it's freshly
baked bread.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, I feel like cookies spells stronger than baked.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Bread probably do. And how often do you smell fresh break?
Yeah the same.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Maybe I just don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Maybe it's not strong smell, it's best smell.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
But Sto was on there twice.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I baked bread a couple of times when, like in
the last few years, I found a recipe for bread
and you would twist the you would roll it out
and twist it together. Yeah, it was so good, and
I lost the recipe and I've wanted to make it
again and I can't find that. I've dug through all
of my cookbooks and everything. No, so thanks for the sympathy.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
I used to work at Mill City Museum and we
would bake bread every single day, like three times a day.
So I'm very, very familiar with baked bread.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Smell you know what baked bread or your co Yeah, girl,
breaked bread. Come over there, come over there.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Bailey can't cook.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, Bailey is known for screwing up soup and a
crock pot.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Passer said, yeah, we need to pray over this sea. Yeah,
you know what we should have do, or they should
have do.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
In that list of best smells, the vanilla ice air freshener,
the little tree one.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh that's such a good smell.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Did make it? Vanilla was at number eight.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
No, but he's talking specifically, like what you put.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
In your car really so good?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That and eucalyptus.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Two text messages saying newborn baby smell. I don't want
to smell a new not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Your newborn baby. I smell my own newborn baby, but
I don't want to smell your filthy, smelly baby.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, I have news for you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're pregnant my stomach.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I remember when Alison was born, she had some sort
of like mild mild condition and she smelled horrible. We
took her into the nursery and there was another couple
there with her brand new baby, and they went and
they're like and they walked away like they took their
baby and they walked at the other side of the
nursery because Alison smelled.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
So I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I know what the condition was, but she smelled and
I didn't smell it because I was so in love,
but I was like that I couldn't smell anything.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's you can't make this stuff up on KTWDB, big
stuff coming up this morning. We got the weekend tickets
for you coming up at seven thirty five. Right after
that we're gonna get into no phone screen or Friday.
And as far as the weekend tickets, we did not
have a winner on the show yesterday, which every day
this week we've had a winner, So make sure you're listening.
(09:37):
If you enter your name or you have entered your name,
this way. Go to Instagram, then find one on one
three KDWDB, click follow, and then anything that just post
anything like Happy Friday, and then tag a friend, any friend.
You can tag Jenny KTWDB if you want to, it
doesn't matter, just tag anybody, make a comment, post something,
and then we picked one and then we read that
(09:59):
name on the radio. You gotta be listening at seven
thirty five because you got a call back on our
special request line number, which I will give you at
the time if you don't already know it, So go
do that for your chance to win weekend tickets on
Katie WB.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And right now, let's dive into the dirt. Coach always
used to say, rub a little dirt on it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Dave's dirt on kat WB.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The Nintendo switch is out now, and we talked to
a guy named Henry yesterday who is down.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Where was he anyway, Costco? I hope he got one.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
He was in line for like three hours to buy
a Nintendo switch. I went online immediately to Costco online
and it said out of stock.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Oho.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm sure, I'm sure people that waited in the line
didn't even get.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's very possible this is a commercial talking about the
switch to featuring of featuring Paul Rudd, who was reviving
his role from a Super Nintendo commercial film decades ago.
I'll play a clip of it when you decide to
step up to this kind of clay, this kind of fun,
this kind of experience.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Sega's nice jacket, Paul, why are.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You just like you're in a boy band?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Seriously, my super endis commercial from the nineties with my
long black duster, indie rocked hair and beaded necklace.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Me.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, so good luck.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Any one of those new music Sabrina Carper are probably
the biggest new music out today.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It's called man Child. I like it. I can't understand
the words except manchild and a bleep.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Let me just tell you it's gonna be so good
because you remember, please please Please was essentially her begging
Barry k Yogan. He said what she say, I beg
you don't embarrass me, mother effort.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, and then he embarrassed her while.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
They were dating.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
We will play that full song coming up right after
seven o'clock today, so we'll have the world premiere of
the entire song.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh yeah, you guys know how I love kiss. Yeah,
that was my first concert that I've ever seen him.
I've seen him ten times or so. Nick Jonas is
going to play the lead singer of Kiss Paul Stanley
in a new Kiss biopic called Shouted Out Loud. No
word on casting for the other three members of the.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Band, and you how do you feel about that, David?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, it's gonna be weird to see Nick Jonas's face
with Paul Stanley's hair and makeup. But you know what,
I would love to watch that movie. And I think
Nick Jonas will do a really good job. And he
can actually sing, and he actually played the guitar, so
can Paul Stanley. Not oh no, but rather than rand
So Rando, who can't sing and can't play the guitar.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
So exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I mentioned yesterday how Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson broke
up after eight years, and if a big old package
of gorilla poop poop arrives at his doorstep, it's probably
Dakota Johnson because she did admit using poopsentders dot com
one time. It's a service you consider to someone who
you are upset with, your cheating ex.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Whatever it might be. It wasn't her actual ex.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
It was her best friend that got her heartbroken, so
they sent a gallon of gorilla poop to his house. Yeah,
so poopsnders dot com if you're interested.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
They offer a lot of different sizes.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
A three pound megapack costs forty nine dollars and you
can send cow, elephant or gorilla poop.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
You have options, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
To anyone in the world. That's that's what's on my
radar next week poop CENTERSZCA.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
If I got that from somebody, I would think, Wow,
they are I'm living rent free in their mind and
they spent forty nine to ninety nine to do this.
They are still like did they need to get over it?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's like your door dashing. You have to pick a
side fries, mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Or cole saw. No, it's gorilla, What is it? Elephant?
Or what cow?
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Jesus, oh, cow is going to be the best one
because that's the smelliest.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well in more relationship, when have you been around elephant
and gorilla.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Poop all the time? All the time. You don't know she's.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Going she actually did you think she actually goes to
these imprompt shows or she knewing something else?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
You never know Dave.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
This weekend, you said you're gonna go see Mission Impossible?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Is that correct? Likely?
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yeah, well you're gonna have to be wowed because apparently
Tom Cruise set a Guinness World Record by performing I mean,
sixteen burning parachute jumps.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
What's a burning parachute jump.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
It means he leapt from a helicopter at seventy five
hundred feet, igniting a fuel soaked parachute, and then deploying
a backup shoot after the main one disintegrated.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Oh no, So when that happens and you're sitting in
you're watching, you'll have to.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Go okay, wow in the theater.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
A big deal.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ever, speaking of stunts, BoNT and I did notice the
eighty year old woman on fire, the oldest stunt woman
ever to do a stunt in the movie ever. In
Final Destination Bloodlines such great is at the very beginning
when she catches on fire during the tower collapse spoiler alert.
I come on, you know it's going to collapse anyway,
and then she's on fire and she runs across the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
I want to go see the movie again, especially because
now Dave, all he does is send me like behind
the scenes of Final destination stunts. Yep, So now I
want to go see the actual movie again.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You two are literally the only people I think that
like those movies.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
It's a good film or the good series. Really the
whole Fridgeize.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Probably not actually, since it does do well on the
box office. But I've never heard anyone else talking besides
the two of you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah, the movie Bailey. You said you saw the new
Benezio del Toro, the Phoenicians.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I did see the Phoenician scheme.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You weren a fan.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's not that I'm not a fan.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I honestly that was the first like full length Wes
Anderson movie I've seen. I've seen part of The Fantastic
Mister Fox, but I feel it reminds me of reading
academic papers in college and then having to write like
a discussion post about them and you have no idea
because they're using a lot of big words.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So I just felt too stupid for it.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
But I could follow along, and I liked Michael Sarah
in it a lot well.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Benicio del Toro said that a part of the when
he was on a flight, the script got him in
trouble at the airport.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Here's the clip.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
The opening scene is interior airplane bomb.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
The second scene.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Is interior cockpit, eject the pilot, and the third scene
is crash and the guy looking at it, he's reading it.
I go it's a film script.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
So he's walking to TSA and they looked at the script.
It was like, wait a minute, wait are these made
up story? I mean, come on, you're going through TSA.
You've got a film script. No, TSA agent's gonna pull
it out and go better check this film script.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That's that's a made up the word what? What show
was he on during this late night was Seth Myers? Okay,
and you hear that. Listen again to the fake prerecorded
audience laughter. It is so Seth Myers. I don't like
Seth Myers. I never thought he was funny, but Seth,
listen to the fake audience laugh during this clip.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
Listen interior airplane bomb. The second scene is interior cockpit,
eject the pilot, and the third scene is crash and
the guy looking at it, he's reading, Okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
A fake as studio pre recorded. It's a real audience.
But they definitely have a plaw sign going on and off.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
So probably every time he says, and then it said
bomb and then it said laugh.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
All right, that's the brought you by sixty one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. We'll be back in
the second. We're gona talk to somebody who's like seeing
a guy and she really liked the guy. Then she
runs into him in public out of target, and she
notices what he's wearing, and she's like, I don't think
I can date you anymore. You gotta hear what he
was wearing. We'll do that coming up next on KTWB.
Nita's for Anything. Send text to KTWB one. That's the
(17:21):
short code five three nine two one, coming right back.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We're also gonna premiere the Man Child song by Sabrina
Carpenter right before that.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
That'll be cool. I want to hear that. Coming up
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