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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's check on the brackets right now on Katie, W,
B and C. What is the winner of Do we
do the winner today? All right right now? Or do
we wait till the day font's ready.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We kind of put them on the spot because I
think we were gonna wait till later. But we've been
we've been talking about it all week.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
This time products to buy.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm always ready, always on standby, and let's do it.
So the last two were the last two embarrassing things
to be caught buying were an enema and adult toys.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yes, both very embarrassing if you have to buy them.
I would say my leaning is toward adult toys because
they know exactly what's going on same and they wouldn't
know what an enema. Yeah, but there's no shame in that.
It's embarrassing. There's no shame in either one. Really, I
can't poop. But then there's the other one that's like, oh,
(00:50):
lonely then, or is there gonna be a little party
in the bedroom?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Say yeah, you could do like a companionship, like oh
we both have fun with this?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh? Absolutely. I remember I used to listen to the
radio shows. My girlfriend would be in the bedroom with
her adult toy. Yeah, and you.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Would just be sitting alone radios and the Weekly Top
forty because I loved him so much, And she'd be
in the bedroom near, near, near, near, because it.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Makes I love this part of the of the radio show. Yeah, exactly.
That's one of the noises.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It makes ing different setting.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No girl wants that one. No girl wants to what
really do your noise? Yeah? The good A little thing.
It's just unnecessary wild ride. Well, women and male anatomies
(01:53):
are a little different. So why I don't know. This
is why women don't pay any attention to me. I
don't know what they want the reason, right, I understand
that women have a very sensitive sensitive spot. Yeah, but
I don't even know which arm pit it's under. Yeah,
I have no I tried. I tried this armpit. No reaction,
no arm nothing, nothing on this one. I'm like, okay,
I thought, oh oh that that that that not nothing?
(02:18):
All right? What is the winner on embarrassing things to buy?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know how to follow up that, the winner
of the most embarrassing thing to get caught buying?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Can I get drum roll? Guys? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
The percentage was sixty six percent versus anima with thirty
four percent.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, so closer than you might think. Yeah, yeah, okay.
I think the thing is you, as you get older,
you don't care you go. Is you whatever you're buying,
whether it's like laxatives, enemas, the headlice medication, whatever, you
just don't like it up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I remember going to one of those pure romance parties
college and I'm like, okay, I'm sorry that I can't
afford one hundred and ten dollars shaky thing. So like
all the girls would go into like a private room
with the consultant and like do their little orders privately,
and nobody would say what they got.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh really, And I was like, I don't even need
to go in there.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I can't afford this time. Those party later in my life.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Were so weird because it was always your like younger
friend because you're all in college. That's like, I want
to be a beauty boss, babe, so I'm going to
have a pure romance party and you just want to
support your friend.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So you're like, well, I guess I'll get this heated massager.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But that's because they also get free product and how
much the entire party by Yeah, so it's like, well
I'll host a party because then I get a bunch
of free stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, do they even do those anymore? Like text us
at five three to one? If you still do pure romance,
I'm sure there's people who either had one or went
to one not too long.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, I've been to a handful because all like a
bunch of people I knew were like, let's try it out.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I have a friend who was like so greedy with
her wedding celebrations.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So get this. I was invited to the pure romance.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Bachelorette party, the bachelorette party, the bridle shower, but I
was not invited to the wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, so you were there to raise some money with
the shaky.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Things basically, but also three other parties where they received presents.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So you were the party. Apparently I was the party,
but they.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Didn't want me that the actual festivity that they're all
the couple together. So that's not true. They just had
a lot of friends and they really had to like
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So what toy did you get though? Do you remember?
You know what that one? I think I got a
little bullet, a little bullet, Yeah, what did that make
it had a couple of because it's it's little, a
little bullet for you, and there's only one setting.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This one had I think two or three.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, that's about right. Okay, guys have no selection as
far as things like that.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeahs like what I literally can't say.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No. I just heard a podcast literally driving in talking
about how women have so many choices because you guys
have so many different.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Parts that.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I want to hear what you guys have so many
more parts than guys do to be satisfied. So there's
so many more options. Hmm, could you verify? Have parts
so many more than guys do?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Are parts? I mean it depends on the women.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I think like certain parts of women aren't always like
satisfactory for other women. But I think that there's plenty
of things for men too. I know those big blow
up things you can.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Blow up doll and then.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
The like one of those y two K chairs that
you would sit in that's a blow up chairs.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What was in your room?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Ring?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, No, but there's that too. There is the ring
as well.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I don't really know if that works for like, you
guys can speak on this, probably Dave.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
If the ring, I don't know, what the ring is.
I'll tell you no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
It doesn't like by itself, like you would never use
that by yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
The ring could be use more so for each other
than it could be for one person.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
In my opinion, I'm a little shocked that you have experiences, Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I was all excited. I was. I just now just
now googled the ring because I'm going to order one.
It turns out it's that girl in the Well movie.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
It is.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
How disappointed I'm scared. It's like boom and then everything
goes well, breaking new ground here on the day right
the show, Yeah, all right, welcome, welcome, welcome. We'll be
right back with War of the Roses on KTWB. Anything
that we got wrong or got right, send me a
text and let me know at KATWB one and we'll
(06:37):
come back with the War of the Roses and I
love that's on twenty three KDWB. Hey, by the way,
if you listen to the after the show podcast, we
call the Minnesota Goodbye, which is like a bonus fifteen
(06:57):
or twenty minutes of stuff that we don't get to
talk about on the radio. We tried to do one yesterday.
We had technical problems. So there was not one yesterday,
but there is going to be one today. If you've
never heard it, it is a bonus fifteen or twenty
minutes of stuff. That's It's actually one of my favorite
parts of the day because we just kind of get
to free wheel through. There's no time limits. We can
talk about anything if we want to swear. I think
(07:20):
Bailey drops the F bomb a couple of times on
this one voting I quot yeah, you were yes, and
while Nita comes on does a rant. And so check
out the Minnesota Goodbye. Just search Minnesota Goodbye on the
iHeartRadio app. We are about twenty percent of the way
through twenty twenty five already, So your plan in a
vacation this year is time to get something on the books.
(07:43):
And by the way, if you're going on spring break,
get to the airport early because lines are long and
parking is sparse. So just a reminder, all right, here's
what we want to come. We came up with for
a dream destination spot, and here's what we landed on.
Hot spots most of us want to be warm. We
pick Florida and Hawaii and Las Vegas and southern California,
(08:06):
so that sounds kind of cool. Coincidentally, people in Arizona
want the cooler temperatures of Seattle, as do people in Alabama.
There are people who want to go to North Dakota.
But yeah, why why you know what? Maybe I read
this wrong. Maybe it's like people want to go want
to get out of North Dakota. Maybe that's what it was.
(08:26):
Instead for international trips, South Dakota wants to go to Japan.
This is a dumb story. I'm gonna skip this story.
I don't want to do. Can we know what Minnesota
wants to do? Where you want to go? I want
to go? You know where? I don't want to go
to Thailand because I've been watching The White Lotus and
it's taken place in Thailand, and so it's gorgeous and
(08:47):
beautiful and tropical, and then people are wonderful. Carson's been
to Thailand with a love tour. I said, is that
what it looks like there? He's like, scoff, scoff, scoff.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, no, oh yeah, well it's down in the city yet.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But it definitely depends. Have you watched the most recent
episode are you calling?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, So, like the yacht. You saw the yachts. I
saw the yachts, okay, but like all of that, like
water features everything, those I don't know what you would
call those mountains that's come out of the water, the.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Big rocks that's hut right out of the water. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, that is how it looks in that area. Really,
what part was he in Bangkok?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Wherever Love would have played? So probably Bangkhak? Yeah, yeah,
definitely not in the tropical beautiful more than the islands
are definitely the prettier area. Good to know it is
Saint Patrick's Day. This weekend is Monday, but a lot
of us are celebrating this weekend instead, and forty eight
percent of us will wear green. Women are more likely
to do it compared to guys. We're like dumb, I'm
(09:46):
not gonna go do it. Twenty eight percent of us
are gonna go to the bars. Twenty six percent will
have corn bee for Shepherd's pie. I know vond does
a shamrock shape count For Irish food? Hell yeah, okay?
Twenty three percent of us we'll have a boozy beverage
like green beer or Guinness. Twenty two percent planned to
(10:06):
cook Irish food. Can I ask you a question off topic. Yeah, Vont,
you said something like you and your girl Alyssa, you
were doing something to try to create a business, but
I was vague on what the hell you're talking about.
So we'd like cooking.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
We look cooking in general, but there are no Puerto
Rican food spots out here, and we're both Puerto Rican.
So uh, sometimes we'll do rice and beans. Sometimes we'll
do these fried pork, or we'll do roast pork. Yesterday,
the past couple of days, honestly, we've been cooking for ourselves,
and then we got our first.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Couple of customers.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh, let me not say, let me not say customers,
because we're having them try it for us and to
let us know what they think.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Jade, what did you think? Yeah? I am one of them.
What the heck Swand's test kitchen. We weren't invited, Bailey.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
There was an exchange between Andrew and Vont. Indeed, so yes,
I did try it. These and pignatas, I'm sorry say wrong,
they're so good. They're so good, and then the rice
and beans and what's the other also phenomenal. Never tried
plantains before, so that was my first. I don't know
(11:10):
if I'm a Plantain's fan in general, so that is
my thought of it.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Me neither honestly, but Andrews said that's what he wanted.
But the roast pork and rice, We're just trying to
figure out what we want to do. And gokeito, which
is like a Puerto Rican eggnog. It's coconut cinnamon. And
then I gave Andrew one with rum and geniano. You
don't drink, so I'll do one without rum. So good.
And eventually sometimes the dream is to make it like
a food truck or a trailer.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Huh. I could have tried something you and I were
not invited. It was there was there was a reason
for it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
But you guys are definitely like we want people to
try it because we would love to go to what
Taste of Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Or do little pop ups first to seem absolutely shouldna yeah,
so good?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Should on my Instagram because we definitely might, you know,
just be asking anybody want to taste to let us
know what you think.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Me I do.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
We know Bailey is like a vacuum when it comes
to Bailey.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Dirty popsicle stickly be like, look at that, it's still orange.
Yeah's still orange. What's the seasoning on it? That's what
mattan on there, just got a little orange on there.
It's a popsicle. Yeah, I'm gonna bring up something we're
gonna do tonight. That's super cool. We're gonna go to
David Busters tonight. I'm very excited about this one. Boy
Carson's coming along because he loves David Busters. Uh. Four
(12:20):
until six this afternoon, the one in South Dale. We're
gonna be playing games, eating, drinking. They got a full bar,
they got brand new games. It's a grand reopening Southdale.
Bring your kids, bring your co workers, bring yourself, come
by yourself, hang out with us. Don't worry, they're gonna
be there by yourself. And even if you were, you
walk around, play video games. Yeah, super cool things to do.
Take on Bailey and ski ball. Winner gets five hundred dollars.
(12:45):
Made that up. So tonight David Busters four until six
with KDWB. Let's do the dirt, throwing journalistic standards out
the window. This is Dave's dirt on kd WB. It
is brought you by sixty one two injured Himer Lammer's
injury Law. What celebrities said, I personally have always felt unworthy,
(13:07):
like I was a fraud, like when people told me
I deserve something. What celebrity is kind of like imposter
syndrome when you become really successful, maybe you're like a
really successful lawyer or doctor, and you feel like I
don't really deserve this. I'm I'm impostor. Oh do you
want to sug guess? Sure, go ahead, threw Barrymore.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Oh, I just feel like it's got to be someone humble.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Kelly Clarkson Nope, Uh uh, Jimmy Fallon, Justin Bieber Bieber, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Talk show hosts. Yeah, he said that on his Instagram. So,
and I'm not surprised. I mean he's been You talk
about a kid who's gone from like humble beginnings, growing
up with a single mom, and I think he had
a deadbeat father. Oh in Canada and now he's, you know,
internationally known. Dimmy Lovado bought one of them nineteen dollars
strawberries and reviewed it on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
She was not too impressed. Oh yeah, what is nineteen
dollars strawberry?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
They're from this like, I guess it's a restaurant called Rwan.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, and very famous if you ask Erson about it.
He would know all about it. Yes, the famous like
healthy restaurant in La.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, and they sell one singular strawberry for like, yeah,
twenty bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's a larger strawberry. But yes, it's just a strawberry. Yeah.
She said. Oh well, I gave it an eight out
of ten. She said, I just wasted twenty dollars. It can't.
Kim Kardashians complaining about Chris Humphries taking the ring back. Now,
they got married years ago here in the Twin Cities.
Pastor Joel from Westwood Church, the church that I occasionally
(14:38):
go to on Easter and Christmas. Yeah, he's the one
who did the ceremony. And Chris Humphries, I think still
resides mostly here in the Twin Cities, and he wanted
the ring back. Here's what Kim had to say.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
I wonder what my next ring shape will be from
my last and final Hurrah. Number one was a cushion
cut fourteen carrot, I still have it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Number two from Lorraine, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Which I had to give to Chris wait Lareen and Mike.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Chris Humphries ring was an emerald cut right, how many carrots?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Eighteen and I didn't keep that.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
I was pregnant with North, still married to him, and
in order to divorce him, he said, I had to
give him the ring in my divorce that she.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Bought but I bought. He contributed a fifth. You know
what best getting rid of Cone. I know that I
would have loved a collection. We were hurt and Kanye married.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I remember they were oh yeah, oh and she was
still married to Chris Humphreys when she was pregnant with
North Kanye's child. Yeah, sounds like it, man, that that
divorce took way longer than that wedding lasted.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Pushed that thing right through there. I cared it all right, exactly.
New music this weekend Chapel Roone is called the Giver. Okay,
you're Here's what she says. She loves country music.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
They you know, have kept country in my heart and
it's so incredibly nostalgic to drive in West Holly wouldn't
have Jason Altie or like you know, Alan Jackson Chatahoochi.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Beyonce is having trouble selling out shows on her Cowboy
Carter tour. The experts are weighing in and say, well,
the ticket prices are too high. She only toured two
years ago, and nobody likes the Cowboy Carter album even
though at one album of the year Beyonce fans don't
really like it, so people are staying away in droves
(16:37):
from her concert.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
So still do Beyonce songs like the ones that people
love like Halo and single Lane.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh totally, yeah, she puts on a long concert, but
like she just finished touring, so this coming tour must
not be for like another year, saying that she just toured.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I remember there was a lot of hype about it
at the top of the year because she was going
to do a big announcement, but then she kept delaying
it because of the La wildfires. Oh yeah, So when
she finallynnounced that, everybody was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
And there's a rumor going around that Harry Styles is
going to be playing in a residency at the Sphere
in Las Vegas. It is apparently not true. So if
you're going old, that'd be kind of cool, Let's go
to Vegas. Probably not going to happen. And that is
it for the Dirt on KDWB. We'll be right back
in a moment. We've got First of all, it is
the last weekday for the Kendrick Consissa ticket. So this
(17:25):
is the last weekday. If you listen on the weekend,
keep listening this weekend because we'll have more chances for
you to get qualified. But if you listen only during
the week, this is the last weekday to get qualified,
So make sure you listen. The keyword coming up within
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