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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's the day Brian in the morning, Good morning, Jenny, Bailey,
and Vant is kind of weird and gloomy out there
this morning. It wasn't really specting that when I woke up,
But you know what, we needed the rain.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We did need the rain. The most Midwestern conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We played this little game called blind rank every once
in a while. We're gonna do it first off, right now, okay,
and I think I'm gonna have Bailey go first.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I will give you my blind rank.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So the way it works is I'm going to give
you items in a category and you're going to rank
them one through five. However, you don't know what the
next item might be, so you might end up with
something that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is garbage as your number one.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Soy mine. My category for you, Bailey is summer fruit.
Okay are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
A specific Okay, well, I mean it's summer.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's timely summer, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First off is watermelon.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ellen, I'm gonna give it a number two, okay, Rae,
raspberries raspberry, I'm gonna give number one.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Wow, so delicious. Okay, I didn't think you like raspberries
that much. Sorry, you're like, oh man, I got to
think blueberries, blueberries.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'll give number four, okay, peaches, peaches, I'll give number three,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And number five is Cantalope fabulous.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Nobody likes Canalope said its super good.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I only regret not placing peachers higher. But you know what,
I can't go back. Okay, there you go, Bailey.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So Bailey's ended up being raspberries one, watermelon two, eaches three,
blueberries four, canalope five delicious.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I'm hungry now, all right, Jenny, We're going to do
fast food menu items. Okay, ready, Yeah, the blizzard from
Dairy Queen O two two all right, McDonald's Big Mac.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Three.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Okay, you got the blizzard at two, Big Mac at three,
Burger King Whopper five.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Not a fan.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm just like King very much.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Okay, valid, So you got a one and four open yep,
cheesey going.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Did a crunch from Taco Bell one really, I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
It just doesn't matter what you tell me from Taco Bell.
I'm gonna put an.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
On Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Thinking that she's putting into this is what's impressive.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
So all you have left is number four is a
cinnamon Nuggets from Auntie Anne's oh, okay, are you mad
at that?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Is that valid?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So that works fine for me.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I don't think I've ever had this before, so I
don't think I can judge that, but that works nice.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I wasn't expecting another sweet treat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What I was nervous about was when you said Blizzard,
and I was like, if he puts concrete mixer in here,
like lower than Blizzard, I'll be so upset because the
concrete mixer is.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh that's wild, because personally I prefer a Blizzard, great mixer.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't know, I have an ice cream gal than
a custard.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, I love a custard, but for some reason, concrete
mixers they just melt faster than the freaking Blizzard.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't know what it is. It's soupy, it's the
opposite feel souper. All right, all right, Bill, you should
give yours savant, okay, vant. These are going to be
a blind rank of childhood dream jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh so gay? I love this?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Okay, So one through five here, First athlete, uh three,
I feel like starting off with three is always good choice. Okay,
Second teacher.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Four. It was what I always wanted, But I don't
think a lot of kids desire that.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's for you.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
This is your blind rate you oh in general? Two
s you put it to all right? Third marine biologists.
Five I hate science, hated bio. I made my biology
teacher in tenth grade cry.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh geez, but didn't you want to swim with dolphins?
That didn't want you? To be a dolphin trainer?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That never really seemed interesting?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Like every girl ever? All right? Fourth a parent, So
a dad number one?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, I have my dad has this suitcase still.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
That's a project I did in like preschool and they
said what do you want to be when you grow up?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
And I said a dad.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
And it's literally a picture of my five year old
head cut out on like a suit and tie because
that's what dad's wearing.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Dads wear suit ties, you know, from every Father's Day
card ever. Grew Number four.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, and that is a princess the marine biology biology.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Which princess? Do we think that would be the best
at sleeping beauty?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
You know he is?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He does like a nap sometimes.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, I'm not a big sleeper.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm gonna say he's a Rapunzel because he does care
a lot about his hair.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'll yes, I've been taking a lot of care of
my hair, Like I got a haircut yesterday and I
was like, ooh, these curls are popping.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
So yes, and he gives one lighters occasionally and goes
and that's very you know, I'll make it. I thought
I'll do for the Black Racing game. Coming up on
Dave's Dirt, one.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Big, huge celebrity couple is house hunting and whether it's
true or not, I'm a little bit shocked as to
where their house hunting. And also the MTV VMA's nominations
came out, so we're going to cover.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That next time Dave's Dirt on Katie WB.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Guess who's buying a house together? Taylor swipt In, Travis
KELTHI are house hunting and guess where in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, So apparently multiple sources confirm last month that they
were house hunting in Ohio. People magazine published an exclusive
account of their lunch and visit to Chagrin Falls.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Maybe you know more about that, Nope, nor Grandma is right.
I mean she lives in Ohio, but I know of
the place that she lives.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They reported the couple returning to where Travis grew up
without mentioning their tour of homes on the market, and
the Chagrin Falls neighborhood has been described as the kind
of place where wealth is abundant. Babies are born with
fully funded five twenty nine accounts, which I don't even
know what that means.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Either are not rich. But apparently Travis and Taylor visited
several opulent homes, opulent, opulent, opulent. In the area.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Only a handful of mansions are listed for more than
two million, and they're situated on remote acreages featuring at
least seven thousand square feet of living space, So they're
might be getting a house to get there. I mean,
Taylor already has like her New York place. I think
she's got a place in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I want to say.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm sure she's got like some overseas place too. Let's
be honest, she's got all the money in the world. Ye,
but that will be curious to see. I want to
know why Rhode Island in la is the other place.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So I want to know why Ohio because that's where
Travis Calsei broke up, broke up, grew up, oh grew
up in Ohio, Okay, So he has family there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, got it didn't catch that? You see? Well, I
like Ohio.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
It's got a lot of great sky and a lot
of great plains, a lot of fields.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that it?
Speaker 8 (06:58):
That's all.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I've got a breakdown of the Midwest states and whether
they're worth visiting or not. And I'm pretty sure like
Ohio and Indiana were like no, no, and Minnesota was like, yes,
this actually is worth visiting.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah. Well, you know, knowing everywhere in Minnesota because I've
been to every single city, Yeah, I would say the
same thing. But I have been to two cities in
Indiana and they were both lovely. And I've been to
a handful of cities in Ohio and some of them
were lovely, some of them, some of them were well.
Speaking to Taylor Swift, the VMA nominations came out.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
She's up for Artists of the Year with Lady Gaga, Beyonce,
bat Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, The Weekend, and Morgan Wallin.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
They were going to Video of the Year presented by
Burger King.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Nominees Ariana Grande for Brighter Days Ahead, Billie Eilish for
Birds of a Feather, Kendrick and Not Like US, Lady
Gaga and Bruno died with a smile. Rose and Bruno
again for APT The Weekend played Worcardi for Time Lists
to Britacarpenter for Manchild. These are all like the typical
nominations we expect, I will say a couple of like records.
Lady Gaga has twelve nominations, which is most of any artists, right, eleven,
(08:03):
Bruno Kendrick has ten.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Wait, Bruno has eleven, Yeah, because what isn't he just
like featured on things?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars Jenny.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, I'm usually you don't get nominated unless it's your song.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well I assume, well, are they not his songs? And
then the other people are featured?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
No, actually both I'm looking at Die with the smile
and APT they both say and not feature.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
So it's Rose and Bruno and Bruno. So but good
for them.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, I mean I'm excited to see Bruno Mars just
on my TV feast screak.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
And the VMA has happened September seventh, That's probably the
one thing that people are still watching on CBS.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
So oh wow, I've got the odds on next year's
Super Bowl halftime performer.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Can I guess before you start? You're not gonna guess,
but yes, please, it's only one person.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I thought it was odds on, Wait, we have multiple Okay,
is Miley Cyrus in there?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yes, she's in the lower end of like a chance
of it happening, right?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Okay, so there's myley. What about Chapel No oh no,
I heard rumors that.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
She don't be a hater. Okay, God, but what is
she going to go up there and do all of
her hits? Dude, three songs? She's got hits, so shut it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
What more guests before you can actually reveal the answers?
Backstory Boys, No, I thought that their Sphere was going
to put them up their Sphere performance.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Everyone and their mom is going to that. By the way,
I think millennials I would love I would love it
if the Backstory Boys did the halftime show.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I think Drake is in the conversation. I don't think
he's going to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Uh yeah, I'm not seeing the name Drake on here.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Here is what I've got.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
So the favorite headline the twenty twenty six Super Bowl
halftime show is jay Z.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
But jay Z just did like three years kind like
he did it in like twenty twenty two with like
dram So out.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Of almost two dozen possibilities, jay Z has a twenty
eight percent chance of getting the gig or of giving
himself the gig since it's basically his call.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Apparently it is because rock Nation puts it together.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
So then he's followed by Post Malone at twenty five percent,
Miley Cyrus at twenty three percent, Bad Buddy at fourteen percent,
and Metallica at thirteen percent.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh, I want to see any of those.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, see, I would want to see all of them
except for jay Z, and I like jay Z.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Don't get me wrong, but there are halftime performers and
there are like just performers who are good, and that's crazy.
I just don't think he's halftime super Bowl performers right exactly.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
So further down on this list, our Markan Wallan, do
a Leapa, Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, which is funny that
it's down the list, but I think it's just because
it's odds and there's really low odds that she would
do that. Drake Billy, Oh, you were right, Drake, I
didn't see the same Drake Billy Eilish and the Foo Fighters.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I can't imagine that Taylor Swift would ever do it
as long.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
As she's associated with someone, yeah, in the NFL. I
think that there'd be some weird politics around that. So
I'm sure that she would never do it as long
as Travis Kelcey is still playing in that right. Well, yeah,
so that's I'm going to say that's a for sure
no for her, even if he's not in the super Bowl. Yeah,
because there's still you have to plan that enough ahead
of time, and there's a good chance that the Kansas
(11:00):
City Chiefs always make it pretty far, at least in
the playoffs. Now, they're a really good team if they
don't make it to the super Bowl, So I would
say that there's no way that they could plan around that.
So I think like weird NFL politics wouldn't allow for
her to be.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
M Well, that's the tea I own the super Bowl
halftime show.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I've never seen Bad Bunny perform, and I honestly don't
know that I've ever seen videos of his concerts, but
I know that he is such a huge artist and
like his concerts sell out in seconds, and so I
would be curious to see a performance by him.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
However, I probably wouldn't know, like almost I think.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
That's the only problem. As big of a crowd as
bad Bunny would please. The way people were pissed off
about Kendrick this year, like, oh, I don't know any
of his songs. They feel the same way about that Bunny.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
They and Metallic. I also don't know a ton of songs. However,
they also were so huge when they came to us
Bank Stadium, Like.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I don't know in the last couple of years.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You can correct me if I'm wrong, but so many
people came to that and that show, and Minneapolis was
popping when they were in town for the weekend. I
want to say they did two shows, but I might
be wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So there's that. There's the tea, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We'll get into some audio here Bailey's favorite Lynn Manuel
Miranda right, Miranda performs my Shot with classroom and strum
Man's are you not thrown Away?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Shot?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Why You're not thrown away?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Shot?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
And no one like my country, I'm young Stepan Hung and.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I'm not thrown away my shot?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Tell my man a scholars in the King's College.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
A bomb shows back from there, I got names astylish.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
The problem is I.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Got a lot of brings polish, I got a hobo.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Domin in the shamins is a.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Toll don only not so it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Is that from Hamilton. I know that is from Hamilton.
And he was on Jimmy Fallon I guess yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And the classroom instruments is Jimmy's bit, right.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Oh is it?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I didn't realize it was a bet, but really, Oh,
he's done that with like no artist.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
He's done like couples of their songs with costume instruments.
It's so good he has well.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Billy Eilish's songs are getting turned into lullabies for baby.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So let's get a little listen of that love that
was bad guy. It sounds very like mischievous. Yes, I
like it, like this baby just got out of their trip.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Yeah, nowhere's it gonna goo job all right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That'll do it for Davi dessert.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's brought to buy six one two Injured Heimer and
Lammer's Injury Law coming up. We're gonna do our singalong
song of the morning, so we need you to text
us in your suggestions. The text numbers five, three, nine
two one. Let us know what song you want to scream?
Sing at the top of your lungs. Get you in
good mood. It's a little gloomy out right now, should
be nicer out later today, But we're gonna pump you
up with a sing along song. Textas and let us
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know what you want to hear.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
You be all right?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
We asked for your suggestions for a singalong song today.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We had a bunch of great ones, but Bailey made
the final decision.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
And I'm so sorry if I didn't choose yours, but
I had to choose Cruise by Nelly and Florida Georgia.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Line from Tanya from Howard Lake. Thank you so much, Tania,
because I love this song. It's a great one. Here
we go by. Well, there's a new way that people
are calling off of work.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
An intern did it recently and it was because her
energy felt a little bit off.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Oh my goodness, what did not have the capacity for
work that day?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Someone who works at an AI startup posted a screenshot
on Reddit after a gen Z intern called off of work,
saying because her energy felt a little off. It was
the very last minute request, of course, or even not
a request. She basically just said, like my energy's off.
I'm not I'm not gonna be working today. And she
also said to feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the work,
(14:50):
and my energy feels off. So not getting that, so
not getting that vibe. She said she'd be out July
twenty eighth to the thirtieth and ended it with we'll
talk soon bye.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Can later in the show because it's early right now,
Can I call our boss Rich and say these exact
words and just see how he responds.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
He'll be like, what are you doing off? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Yeah, But I'll say this in the future, like I'll
say this is for the future, like I'm just not
feeling I say.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That about your energy now.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think you have to do it, like if we
were to do it, Hi, Rich, if you're listening, you'd
have to do it as like, hey, Rich, like my
energy is just off today. I think I'm going to
take the last two hours of the show off.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
You don't think it'd be funny if I said my
energy on October eleventh, will be feeling.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I can't know. You have to know that your energy
is off right now, because Rich will call BS on that.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Like my Bandwish is at an all time high right now,
I've reached a limit.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
There's literally no way that Rich Rich would be like,
I don't care, suck it up and do your job.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's what he would say, and I would back him up.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But my energy, I feel seen so.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Anyways, is my energy feels off a vallid excuse to
call off of work?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
No, I would say no.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I do think that there are mental health days that
people take and some people really need those.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
But you don't say my energy is off. No.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I feel like that's a very it is a very
gen z like phrase to use too, like my energy
is off today, but like, man, some of that.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's some of my favorite stuff about gen Z is
that they have like the go to little phrases that
they that they use and they like regurgitate over the WORL.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Seem to just have this entitlement though in ways that Millennials,
boomers and gen xers have not had. And I am
not making fun of gen zs because they hate it
when people are like, well, my millennails not work, whatever
it is. But I feel like there is a little
bit of like entitlement in the sense that they're like, well,
I don't really want.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
To do it, so like I'm not going to do.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
It, so I don't want to write because it will
it will really like tarnish my sense of self if
I do this work, because it doesn't really you know.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Like speak to me on a line spiritual level.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
I think that's uh, the lower end of gen Z
or I don't know, maybe yeah, yes, sorry, the younger end.
But also, I mean every generation has its course Millennials,
gen X, Boomers, etc.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
So we all do.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Indeed, of course we do.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Every generation makes son of every other generation.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
It's just what it is pretty much. You guys know,
I'm not a prankster at all, but I love a
prank that goes off. Well, so there's a group of
women on Facebook that are getting ready to go on
to Disney Cruise. And it's like sixty women in this
Facebook group chat. They don't know each other, but they
all decided to pull what I think was a great prank.
They all decided to buy their husbands the same exact shirt.
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It's a button up with like a like a little
Disney print on it. Sure I've seen people do this, Yeah, yeah,
because you worked at Disney for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, Well, just in general, in general.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Yeah, well, they all the sixty women plant to go
to dinner because they us say, have like a captain's
dinner on the cruise and had them wear it the
same night. And so imagine you're just like in Golden
Corral or something, right, and you look around and you
just see fifty nine other people wearing the exact same
shirt at the dinner, at the table with their wives
and all the men. They laughed about it, but I
just thought it was one of those cute, little stupid,
(18:01):
harmless pranks. And then they all took a picture at
the end.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
I've seen people do that where it's like, hey, we're
having you know, like a bridal shower or something like
that that all of these like couples are invited to
and they all like buy the same shirt for their husband.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
They'll be like, oh, I bought you a shirt for
the bridal shower, and they all end up with the
same shirt.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I just think that's like the cutest, like most harmless prank.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, funny.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I love the reaction videos to see everyone else they're
walking out.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Like we're wearing the same shirt and then they're they
were like that for the first, like three dudes, and
then they're like, wait a second, yeah, we're all wearing
the same shirt.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
They don't catch on till dude number five exactly, Hold.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Crazy, right, Four was okay, but five something.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Wait a second, All right, that'll do it for you
can't make this stuff up. Coming up, we're gonna get
into Jenny's been on Reddit and people are telling the
moment that they.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Knew during their wedding, like during it the day of
their wedding, that it wasn't gonna last. So I'll get
into that coming up.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Bags, Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Jenny's been on Redd. It is brought to you by
Mary and Jane.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So we're gonna talk about the moment during your wedding
you knew it wasn't going to last. These are literally
brides and grooms being and I knew the moment this happened.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
It was such a bad thread. Oh gosh, I can't wait, trust.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Me, it's crazy. So first, he invited his parents to
the honeymoon.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won. Who paid?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
When the limo driver opened the door for me, looked
at my face and said, honey, I can drive you
anywhere you'd like Instead of here, I should.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Have listened to that man, right. It was like a
guardian angel coming down like don't do it.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
When the minister doing the marriage counsel and said, y'all
don't have to do this. Oh so that seems like
that was before the wedding, but he knew.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I mean, I think that's a pretty accurate, like because
he's coaching you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Probably when he drank too much at our wedding and
got very very very very drunk, she says, when his
family member, his family member whispered to.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Me, run, oh geez, oh my gosh. These are moments
during people's weddings.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
That they realized like it was not going to last,
but they still went.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Through with it because you know, stay up, yeah, what
are you gonna do? Yeah? Yeah. When he asked me
to do more dishes in his vows.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Well wait, do what more dishes?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
That's like that one that went viral that he's like,
you're gonna do all my dishes, and you're gonna you're
gonna do me all the time.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
It was.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
There was another one that went viral recently that it
was the guy being like, I promise to smack that ass. Yeah,
you've seen that. That's all I got. And the minister
officiant was like, are you being serious? He goes, yeah,
it's all I got.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh video, Yeah, it's I would have put down my
boy walked right out of there, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Another person said that when my brother whispered, I have
a potiac backed up and ready to go. All you
have to say is let's go. Man. What an awful
thing on your wedding day to have your sibling be like,
don't get you out of here.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I know. Honestly though, I would love to be a
wedding guest at a wedding where somebody like down the
aisle and like yeah, or like an eye object or
something where there's some kind of scandal.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I would just love to be a fly on the
wall at a wedding like that same girl when his
daughter looked me in the eye and said, I feel
sorry for you. He's going to ruin your life, his daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Why are people?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I thought there'd be more funny ones than this, but
they're not as funny as I thought they were gonna be.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
When he went out with his friends instead of coming
home with me on our wedding.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Night, Oh gross, let's see. He offered drinks to everyone,
took order for everyone's cocktail, and passed by me and
said glass of water?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I mean she like already kind of drunk. I mean, yeah,
we don't know the full story there. Maybe we're on
his sideway.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Someone just comments I thought marriage was beautiful until I've
seen this comment section.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I have a couple of text messages from people.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What do you got?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
This one says when my dad asked if I was sure,
He never asked me with my current partner, So with
their last marriage, are you sure? My sister was married
for seven days. He withheld a nearly lifelong mental health
diagnosis until the day after the wedding, and then declared
he would no longer be taking medication.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
She knew as soon as they.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Got back from their destination wedding that she'd be filing
for divorce.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh my god, that's so bad.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Why suddenly he's like, I don't want to take my
medication anyway, Just like, well, I'm married now, so you
are my medication. Yeah, you're my cure now to fix
mental work.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Okay, that's not let me write write it down. This
text says after the wedding ceremony. I said, well, how
do I look? And he responded, you look straight. I said,
that's all you have to say. You look what straight
like is in like, you look fine like? Yeah, you
look all straight.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You never heard people say that it's not something you
should say to your wedding. I get what it means.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I'm just saying, you don't say you look beautiful. Oh
my gosh, the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in
my life.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Right, And she said, that's all you have to say.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
This is literally the most beautiful I'll ever look like.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
You look straight.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh man, Well, anyways, happy wedding. We can get anyone
getting married?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Can I play this audio of so this was?
Speaker 6 (23:33):
We talked about this maybe a year ago when it
happened of a viral wedding vow from the husband.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Is this the clean version?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yes, it's actually the bound version. Okay, I'll probably just
smack every chance I get. That's all I got is
that it was the preacher, the officiant.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
But I just love that he was like like he
he thought he was going up there about to kill it,
Like watch this delivery.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
The accent and just the shortness of it.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Makes me think that that bride knew exactly what she
was getting herself into. Okay, it's not like you sounded
like he was going to perform some soliloquy or something
for her.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
He was like, I'll spack that ass and say it
every chance I get.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
He's got a big smile on his face too. Don't
be an idiot at the altar.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You know what, I'm not judging that relationship because there's
a good chance that they actually have a really good relationship.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
You know what, she was probably living it up.
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Coming up next, we have a Dave's Bizarro Corner. Yes,
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Speaker 1 (24:48):
Basically, this guy is missing a woman and he went
to her place for the first time and he wanted
to sleep over.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
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