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October 24, 2025 • 14 mins
Jenny recounts her trip to the gynecologist, we start the Dave birthday celebration, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Something in the middle.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Little.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
When I was in high school, my friend Scott, because
we were kind of you know, hay seeds, he was
siphoning gas out of a car to steal to put
it in another car, and he actually swallowed about a
tablespoonful of gash and he was very, very sick. Last
night I was also poisoned. Oh no, we got moths
in the laundry room, little tiny moths.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
The second time You've had a story about moths this week.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
And it's terrified, it's gross, and it gets even worse.
So I'm up in the corner on the ladder and
I can see where they're laying their eggs in the
corners of the wall and the ceiling, and so i'm
they're little I'm not making this up, little maggot larvae
split the ring along the wall, and I'm not making

(00:49):
this up. So I get out there. It wasn't moth
spray it with spider spray, and so I spray it
and I got it all up in my nose and
my business. So that was the poor choice. And the
rest of the night I felt like not normal. It's
just like something's wrong. I get a little bit poison
fighter poison myself.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You need to hire a pest.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Controller orans coming today.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Okay, good, one of those things where like I sat
and you told us the story last night, and I
was like, why is he just not immediately hiring a
pest control. It's like when you try to fix something
and then you end up having to hire someone to
fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, but okay, well, can we switch subjects and talk
about something more exciting, Like you've got a college disappointment yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, tell me about your hold your horses, stop the presses.
Nobody wants to hear about it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, it's important to go get your and you will
physical get your path done, all that good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Vikings lost last night and nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
About the vikings loss. I got their asses kicks. So
back to my appointment. Okay, what was that like? It
was nice. I mean, it wasn't as the threatening as
I feel like it has been in the past, just
because I feel like I've been healthy and stuff. But
you know when they bring out the big old forceps, yes,
it looks like a little alligatory and then they're like
called the speculum whatever for steps whatever. We don't need

(02:07):
medical terms here. We need just descriptive.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You explained. It looks like a reverse vice. Okay, you
inserted into the area and then there's a crank on
it and you have to peddle it to get it
to open. Its just spread understand.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Continue updated the technology since the last time you had.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Your don't you don't peddle it anymore. It's automatic. You
just push a button. Okay, what happened with the whatever?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know, Like they they're like, oh, this might like
hurt a little bit, or it's gonna be a little cold, whatever,
and it just slid right in.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, it's like they actually tossed it.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
They were like you must be single again.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And I was like, yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Thank you for.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Ask a doctor saying that is crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, they didn't actually say that doctor because I love her.
But one thing I will say is they were concerned
about my heart rate because you know, they do the
blood pressure tests right off the bat. Yeah, the thing
starts beeping aggressively at oh no, and they're like, yeah, sorry,
it does that when your heart rate's really low. So
guess what my heart rate was?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, A good, a good, healthy, resting heart rate, probably
sixty five ish or so.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, okay, well it was forty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh died last night, so two of you died last night.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
But so when the doctor comes in, she's like asking
me about life, what's new whatever, And then I told
her how like, I definitely don't do as much strength
training as I always have in the past. I do
a little bit more cardio with like going to Staremaster
gyms and running and stuff. And she's like, that makes
more sense now. I was a little concerned about your
heart rate, she says. I normally am like fifty one
fifty three, so forty nine is lower than what it

(03:41):
normally is for me. But my heart, my resting heart
rate has always been around like fifty ish.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's a very healthy resting heart rate. The lower it is,
that means the more oxygen your body is requiring, like two. Well,
if it's two, that's bad. Yeah, you're turning purple, that's bad.
But yeah, I mean the forty nine is a guy.
I think it's a good resting heart rate. Like Lance Armstrong,
his resting heart rate is like forty one or something
like that. Yeah, so I'll look at that.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Got through the appointment. I sat up. She gave me
a little slap on the butt with the open robe.
You know, she's like, good job, you're healthy, very close,
you know what. I like that about her. I've been
looking for years for one like her. I've seen videos
of like doctor appointments, you know, on the internet.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yes, and they're bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, Like the doctor will like scold you for your
bad house and the next thing you know, you're naked.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. No, no, like hones, No, No,
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Story that I've seen.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm with you. Oh, I get it. She's talking about
red Tube or p pea hub where the doctor scolds
you for your bad behavior. Next thing you know, you're
getting a proctological exam and you have to be brushing
your teeth and open your mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I told you you need to be naked for this,
and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Days, it's all right, I know what you mean. I
went to the doctor not long ago, and they're like,
we'll get undressed and put on this robe. And I said, well,
why does my robe open in the back, And he said, well,
because mine opens in the front.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I thought that was yeah, my doctor doesn't normally wear robe.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
The doctor takes a little rubber hammer and he waxed
me on the knee with it. I said, what is
that for? He said, that's for not returning my phone calls.
I was like, wow, so speaking of the guy.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So I remember one time Susan and I were like
laying in bed and I'm like, do you want to
do a little loving And she said, n I got
to go to the guyano tomorrow and she'll know and
it'll be kind of embarrassing. I'd rather not. And I'm like, okay.
So I lay down. I tried to go to sleep
and try to go to sleep and I couldn't sleep.
So I get up on the bed on one elbow
and I said, you don't have to go to the

(05:40):
dentist tomorrow, do you?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
David?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
What? What? What if you left? Is it too early
for you to go to go home?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's spider stuff kicking you.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I think I started it.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Jay's starting it next subject please it is for Rod Day.
It's Katie w B. We've got more Boobash tickets for
are you coming up? Everybody wants to go to Boo
Bash And by the way, Jenny's going to have if
you want to go to Boo Bash and you go
to Pilgrim Dry Cleaners, tell Jenny she'll get you on
the list. I had some people get them the list
yesterday because you're gonna be a Pilgrim later today.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, I will be at the same one that day.
Was that yesterday? The one that's n Why is that
over by all those fun little restaurants and cute shops
and stuff like Cove and all that good stuff. So
if you want to swing by, I'll be there eleven
thirty two, one thirty pm, so right over your lunch break,
come say hi.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
And there's still copies of my book in the lobby,
so if you want to give away copies of my book,
there's some left over, so you do that too. We'll
be back in a second. We got War of the
Roses on the way today. It's a big day today
because Drake is thirty nine years old today and Kevin
Klein is seventy eight years old.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Today and Dave's birthdays today.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, happy, Thank you very much. All right, we'll be
back in the second with War of the Roses. The
episode the Man with Missing Fingers? Where did those fingers go?
We'll tell you about that coming up on War the
Roses neck. Hey, let's get a sing a long song going.
If you got to sing a long song idea, It's Friday,

(07:05):
What do you want to do? Do you want to
sing along with Monster Mash? I don't know, it's just
throwing at an idea. What do you want? Is it?
It's not too early for Monster Mash. Halloween is a
week from today.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
It is a little bit early. But we're not gonna
Bailey says, yuck your yum.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, I'm not gonna yo yaum. If you want to
whatever song you want to do for a sing along,
send me a text to Katie WB one and we'll
play it right after we do that kdwbu. Trigger treating
has evolved. Let me explain it to you. If you

(07:40):
got kids of a certain age, it's probably not shocking,
but trigg or treating might not be as cool anymore. Instead,
the new hype is trunk or treating, which is basically
Halloween tailgating. Yeah. My daughter Beth, she lives down in
North Carolina. She decorated up the trunk of her car
like cookie Monster's mouth with a bunch of cookie's spilling

(08:00):
out in big giant eyes, and she just put like,
you know, blue something around the border of her like
open hatchback. Yeah, so trunk or treating? Is there a
reason that it's dying. Let's dive in vont and we'll
find out. A TikTok is going viral where a guy
seems appalled at the idea that his cousin doesn't want
to go trick or treating but instead is excited about
going trunk or treating. It's some parking lot. It's been

(08:24):
around kind of since the nineties, but it's been bigger
since COVID, and some people argue that it's retired trick
or treating, at least in their area. Of course, it
depends on where you live. Some neighborhoods still get decked
out for Halloween. The majority of the houses hand out candy.
Everybody in our neighborhood has kids except us. All our
kids are grown, but everybody else got leadle kids. You'd

(08:46):
be like a little princess or a little Superman or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I could see why some parents either they're lazy and
don't want to take the kids, and I get it,
you work all day, or it's safer. But the first
time I heard about trunk of treating was after Hurricane Sandy,
and so it was like Halloween time, people couldn't didn't
want to go trick or treating, so they did trunk
or treats.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
And I was like, oh, this is smart. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, I've always understood it as like people do it
because of a safety thing, yeah, which which I think, like,
oh gosh, it was so fun going trick or treating though,
and like walking around your entire neighborhouse.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Seriously, you forget how cool it was when.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
You were in your h yes, and so trunk or
treating just kind of loses some of that magic.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like I get it when you're in like a rural,
rural place. And I mean I know a lot.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Of rural people who just drive somewhere like to like
a more suburban spot so they can go trick or treating,
and then trunk or treating makes it so that they
can still, you know, have that experience. But like walking
around the neighborhood is what makes it fun. Trees are
typically during the daytime too, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
They say in some super urban and super rural areas,
it's a little less practical to go door to door
than to go to a festive event that's set up
a decorated place like school parking lotter community park. When
I was a kid, the nearest houses were probably like,
I don't know, maybe five hundred yards or a half
a mile of part and so we would walk, but
we'd only go to about six houses because we ain't

(10:03):
walking that far. So we come home with like, you know,
like eight or ten different little treats. The houses it's
so sad. Well, if they're far apart, makes sense. Yeah,
once in a while somebody's mom would drive us and
then we get to go to like maybe fifteen or
twenty houses. Yeah, So it can be exciting for kids
because a lot of the adults bring the vibes, especially
decorating their cars, wearing costumes, and hosting Halloween games and contests.

(10:25):
Of course, the savvyest kids might figure out a way
to do both and score twice the sugary loot. That's
the trick. All right, What do we got for a
sing a long song of the day?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Here are some options out there. A couple people were
asking for Lady Gaga applause, or you and I or
Christina Aguilera a fighter. So I've got those three options.
I think someone did say thriller, but I think we
should wait till next.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Week probably, so yep, yep, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
So what do you guys think between those options?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's your birthday, you choose.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm gonna choose Fighter from Ristina Aguilera because I love
Christina Aguilera and I love that song. So let's do
this for your single long song of the day. It's
Christina on kd WB. Dave's Dirt coming up next. Gotta
give a birthday shout out to Avery, who is fourteen
years old today. Love mom, dad and Owen. Avery. You

(11:20):
and I share birthday today, So happy birthday, Avery. I
have another kid, boy or girling, and her name of Avery.
It's a great It's a kind of a uni sex
kind of a name. I like the long a. That's
a nice one. Do you really, Avery, Avery? Let's do
Dave's dirt on kat w B.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Who was making a comeback, who's been canceled and whatever
happened to Ashley Parker Angel.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's Dave's dirt on.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Kad w B who lost last night. Ye had the
vikings didn't do very well. Put all on this baby.
As the Chargers dominate from start to finish, wrap it
up by winning thirty seven to ten. You heard right,
thirty seven to embarrassing. Here was the problem. The Vikings
said they had a great excuse. They were trying to

(12:05):
keep their uniforms clean for team picture tape.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
That makes sense. I didn't want to play out at
recess when it was pictured.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
D Ad scratch, I'm not tackling you get grass on my knees.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Bro Magan the Stallion released a song at midnight. It's
called lover Girl.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Oh you think I have it that fa.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I need you to put Vonds Mike coun.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh, okay, all right here we are.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Making the Stallion great. I can't really understand a lot
of what she's saying, but it says clearly she's thinking
about her boyfriend NBA player Clay Thompson. They do have
a very cute relationship. If you've ever seen them on
TikTok together, they've gone like golfing. They're very funny. They
do like food stuff whatever. But Megan's that court side
on opening night at the Dallas MAVs a game this week,

(12:55):
and then she instagram photos of them entering the Mavericks
Arena holding hands. However, the MAVs lost real BATCHO.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
I just want speaking of the w or NBA, have
you heard about the giant mafia back gambling scheme in
the NBA. No, I don't have a lot of time
to talk about it now, but the Portland Trailblazers head
coach Chauncey Phillips and Miami Heat guard Terry Rosier were
arrested in a massive gambling sting. Oh that involved inside

(13:24):
player info, computerized rigged poker games with the shufflers that
would set the cards up in order, and even the
mafia allegedly. And we'll tell you more about that one,
but it's just shocking. It's a huge story in the
world of sports betting gambling. Wow, fascinating.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
So Jeremy Allen White is going to be in a
new movie this weekend called Deliver Me from Nowhere, where
he is Bruce Springsteen. Apparently he sounds so convincing that
it even stumped Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I did Circus is just a me and this work.
He does look a lot like a young Bruce Springsteen.
And that singing was Jeremy Ellen White.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
So that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yeah, And that is it for the dirt on ktewb
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