October 8, 2025 • 29 mins
Blast from the past with VHS Date tapes from the 80s, Vont stirs the pot over french fries, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's an Instagram that I found. It's called VHS dates,
and you gotta go look at this because it's it
will definitely make you smile.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It'll make it laugh and make a smile.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Somebody found they rented an office or something, and in
the basement was a box of old nineteen eighties VHS
tapes of people's dating profiles like Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm
thirty four years old, I love theater and I'm looking
for a man who loves cats and long walk and
that type of thing. And so they pulled these videos
(00:32):
out and they're like, nobody claimed them, so I guess
they're in their building.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They owned the rights of the building.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So they started putting them on this website, this instagram
VHS dates. Now it doesn't quite translate without seeing the pictures,
but picture nineteen eighties people, So these are forty years
ago doing VHS dating profiles like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do I smoke? I'm a chain smoker. Do I believe
in God? Well that's no fun. What are you doing
down there? I judging every move I make?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, if you can find her and she goes on
a little bit longer than that one, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Randomly.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
What I'm looking for in a lover is someone who
can take care of my three daughters, a mom for them,
and a hot mama for me. I have not been
in love, much to the scrin of my first wife.
I would describe myself as a success. If you're looking
for a guy who makes fifty one k a year,
If you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible,
(01:38):
I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's
adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my
waterbed is.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
A can of whit cream and some cherries.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No, no, no, and talents include some very good impressions.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Johnny Carson, what would my three wishes be? Well, I'd
like to have a dinner one time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'd like to have Sheena Easton, Tom Sellick, and Abraham
Lincoln over for dinner.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I know how to charm the socks off people.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I often go to restaurants and I will while people
are eating, I'll start talking to them.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
No, I'm the kind of guys who will bring out
the best in a night.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
My ideal romantic partner is you look like Sheena Easton,
you wear high heels, lots and lots of crimson lipstick
as well. That's just a thing I like.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Just you know, he's not attractive.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
He's not an attractive guy, but he thinks that he
wants a girl that looked like Sheena Easton, who you
don't know who that is Vonn but she was a
gorgeous singer back in like the mid eighties or so.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's so funny because these videos I watched someone you
sent them. They're so good, like the think literal eighties,
the brightest neon background color, the brightest colored shirt, think honestly,
not even trying to be mean, but like what Bailey
would wear on a trying to go to an outing.
She's got the woman in the video, like the brightest
of eyeshadows.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's so funny. It's straight out of the eighties, not
trying to be mean or anything. No, here's another one,
VHS dates.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Key to a good relationship with me is letting me
sleep in a bit and then when I wake up,
letting me tell you about all of my dreams.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
My ideal man would honestly be the body of Hasselhoff
with the mind of Georgia O'Keeffe.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
My name is thrust. Well, I'm an artist.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Some of my work is actually in a couple galleries
in Rodondo Beach.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I've been in love before. It was the most amazing
three months of my life. We got engaged, we got.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Married, we divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh what a gift to see a whole relationships like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wow months Wow. Okay, here's Trish.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
My name is Trish.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I'm good at taking care of things, taking care of
other people. Somehow, I just always know if something's lost,
I know where to look for it.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
To find it.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's one of my gifts.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
I'm looking for a man with compassion and integrity, nothing
to nothing too over the top on the first state,
just getting to know you. I started playing the alto
saxophone when I was in fifth grade. I really wanted
to play the drums, but my arms aren't strong enough.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't play all the time now, but I do.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I do still like getting my saxophone out from time
to time New Year's Eve, somebody will say, hey, Trish,
get out your sacks. My idea of happiness is, let's
say I'm I'm seventy years old and I'm sitting out
on a veranda next to a cool glass of lemonade,
and my beloved is sitting right next to me and
we're holding hands.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, last one. Now, this guy looks like an axe murderer.
Ok He's got a very long, dramatic, red stringy beard
down to his kind of belly button area. He's got
like he's got beady eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No hair on his actual head.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No hair on his actual head, but he's got a
lot of long, dramatic red beard. Probably thirty ish years old.
Looks like the kind of guy if you saw him
coming towards you, you turn around, walk the other way.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Sure.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
My name is London. I'm here to find my soulmate.
At this point, I'm thinking just about anyone would be
just find anybody that can spend the time with me.
Is somebody worth spending time with? I have several pastimes.
(05:21):
I enjoy night life. I enjoy the club scene. I
love dancing. Yes, I'm big on dancing. It's a great
way to meet people. I have a unique culinary gift
(05:41):
in which I am capable of creating delicious meals on
the shoe string budget.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So the perfect first date would involve a beach.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let him to a club.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That club down seriously you would not let this guy
club go on VHS dates. It'll kill a few minutes
and you will love it. All right, we'll be back
in a second. We got the Dirt coming up in
a second. Taylor Swift is getting some criticism and what
does she say? She has two words for people who
are criticizing her new album.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Two words. What are those words? I'll tell you next.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
People are already asking when are we giving away Jonas
Brothers tickets? I think later on this morning, and.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
We'll have a third row ticket. That's seven.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A third row, Yeah, maybe so close? Okay, feel the
sweat come off their face. Hey, we'll get you in.
It's at seven twenty this morning. Stay here or come
back on Katie WB.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What was making a comeback? Who's been canceled? And whatever
happened to Ashley Parker Angel? It's Dave Dirt on kat
w B.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So the backlash against Taylor is, you know, it's there.
There's some people who are, like, you know, the album,
some critics like it, some critics don't like it. Some
people like the song would, some people don't like the
song would, and so basic, Taylor is saying two words
two people who don't like her album.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Your helping.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She says, as long as you're talking about my album,
you're getting its name out there.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
She's like, think about this one.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
If you're a first time artist with your first album
and critics are like not liking your album, you're still
getting the name out there. You're helping it. So I
thought that was kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Let's say, like no press is bad press or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, kind of like that. There's a couple of people
who wrote about the song Wood. There's a TikToker that's
called the Swiftologist says the song Wood is not clever.
It's not clever, it's corny. These lyrics are atrocious. And
somebody at the Guardian says, none of this is remotely
risk ay in the grand scheme of things, but there's
something about swift squeaky clean brand that makes it all
(07:53):
feel a bit dick. And somebody at s f Gate says,
Taylor Swift forever one of our safest artists, wants to provoke,
using her manage the primary tool for the job. She
doesn't just have it in her, but hey, she's got
Travis in her and we think we can all be
happy for her on that end.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh wow, Okay, thanks, I have a clip.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
If you want to hear a little bit more of
what she said, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I welcome the chaos.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
The rule of show business is if it's the first
week of my album release and you are saying either
my name or my album title, you're helping. I have
a lot of respect for people's subjective opinions on art.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm not the art, please.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
It's like, everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want,
and what our goal is as entertainers is to be
a mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
A mirror of what So if you're going through a
certain time in your life, you might relate to the
nineteen eighty nine album. Yeah, if you're going through another
certain time in your life, you might relate to Reputation.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So that's kind of what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's a mirror of what people are going through, right,
and that might be why people love it so much.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Nicole Kidman is doing with a a lot of people
do when they break up with someone they love. She's
going to social media media and showing some revenge picture.
So apparently she put up some photos of herself attending
the Now Runway show in Paris.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And she's looking folken hot.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
She's wearing a chic white button up and sexy jeans, and.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
She's supporting some freshly cut bangs.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
She is fifty eight, but honestly, they're saying that she
looks like ten years younger. Now I'm going to look
up the photo because I haven't seen it personally yet,
but this was her first social media post since news
of her split with.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Keith, and she looks good.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The good news is she she only has three payments
left on her face, which is really really good, really
good news.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I think it's funny that they're like marketing it like, oh,
she's looking like revenge hot, like here she comes.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And I've also heard.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Like, ooh, she got bangs, she got divorce bangs, because
is that a thing people say, Like if a girl
gets bangs and she hasn't had bangs for a while,
that something's happening, or I've heard this going wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
If they just get a haircut or change their hairstyle period,
it's like, oh, okay, something changed in their relationship of
sataus because they want to do a switch up.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But bangs does a cry for help, that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I did not know that thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
All right, David, this is the news for you.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
NBC has a game show coming out based on the
New York Times.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Puzzle word All really in the works. It's in the works.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Jimmy Fallon is an executive producer, and Savannah Guthrie from
The Today Show is going to host it. And it
doesn't really give us any more information except that there's
going to be a game show based on wordle. There's
also one in the works based on Clue. Okay, so
much else is known about that one except that players
will go through physical and mental challenges to earn clues,
and that's a Netflix one.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And yeah, NBC is the Wordle one.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
An update from the New York Times desk. I got
Wordlin five today. It was not a good day.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I have to try it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Also, I did not get Connections, because I if I
don't get the first couple of guesses on Connections, I
get frustrated and then I just guess anything just to
get the answer. I get Strands with only one clue.
So pretty happy with myself.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Aritta Grande is getting ready for Wicked because he comes
out I think the week before Thanksgiving. She shared a
clip of a rehearsal from the movie last year, and
here's a little snippet of it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Meacover, I simply have to take over.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I know, I know exactly. That's Cynthia Revo's also in
the video. It's just cool to see the production and
how much has gone into this movie.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This is a five hour movie.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Here's the real dirt, brought to you by six one two,
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury law Ai is everywhere. I
saw one last night. It was so stupid. It was
Elvis Presley at the Daytona five hundred and he wins
and he's like standing there by the track and he's like,
you know, it was a tough race. It was like
Wrestland a hurricane, but you know I was able to
pull it out. Did you give the fan what they want?
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure did, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And it was like and I sent it to a
friend of mine, Wilson, who used to work on the show,
who loves Elvis, and she's like, that's funny, but that's
not his voice. I'm like, yeah no. Here is AI
created a WWE wrestling match between Bob Ross and mister
Rogers and here we go. This plays Kate and mister
Rodgers walk into the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe
(12:13):
on his arm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I never thought i'd see this on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Rock mister Rogers, it's a beautiful day to paint this
canvas with your blood.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Rogers swings.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What dude they call you there?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Pulls it off the rock.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
System, the happy little painter, just Pitt mister Rogers, and he's.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Seven Well Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, it's getting crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well now, the problem with AI is people will say
they'll look at something real and go, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's AI.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
That's how I thought about those VHS tape things that
you were talking about this the dates whatever, whether.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're AI AI or not, because they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We're talking about a Instagram called VHS Dates. We talked
about it earlier. Go check it out. All right, that
is the dirt. We'll be back in a second singalong
song of the day. What do you want to sing
along with? What was yesterday's song? Does anybody we did
I Know?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This week?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We did I Believe by Cher, which is a great
singalong song. Last week we did Leave by Jojo, great
sing along song. What do you want to sing along with?
Send me a text at kd WB one and we'll
play it.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Just live in that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Loon life the Dave Bryan Shoe on kd w B.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
I've got a golden birthday announcement. Happy Golden Birthday, Deanaris
from Mom and Dad Love you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Isn't Naris a Game of Rols character? Yes? That's I
believe Khalisi is also her name. Yes, Denaris, you were
named after a Game of Thrones character.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
What a cool name though? That is awesome? Heavy birthday,
eighth birthday, the Big eight Dinaris. All right, you've got uh.
It's Nicole on the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Nicole has been texting every morning, almost every morning, trying
to get us to play your sing along song of
the day. But before we get to that, Hi Nicole, Hi, Hi,
you had a big day at work yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Tell me what happened at work yesterday?
Speaker 12 (13:59):
I cut my hand and got nine stitches, nine stitches.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 12 (14:05):
Well, I work at a place that makes plastic and
rubber like gaskets and things.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, you stick your hand into some gears or something,
or what you do?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Yesterday's cutters it's like a almost like a scissor shaped handcutters.
And I reached in front of it and I pulled
my hand back and accidentally caught my hand on the blade.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, so did you know it was bad right away?
Or do you think you can take me like wrap
it up and put some put a band aid on it?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:33):
No, no, it was Goushian blood.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well you definitely deserved say it again.
Speaker 12 (14:42):
And two hours later when the er finally opened it
to look at it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
So, oh they already opened yet?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
What good is an er that has hours? It's like, wait,
it's an emergency, I know, but we're not opening.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They can't die from eight until nine am.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Nicole, you've got you things that are gonna go look
up for you? What starting right now? What song you
want to hear for your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
I have been requesting Amy's cheerleaders since you started the
sing along songs.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Oh, good choice.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And you've got it. You be careful then at the plant.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Okay, yep, I will thank you, Thank you to.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Coole singalong song of the Day on Katie w B.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Four.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You're probably a long way from retiring, but I just
want to throw this out there because it's really interesting.
Financial experts believe that Americans who want to retire live
comfortably need to have saved at this current date in
twenty twenty five, about one point five million.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Dollars retirement age.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
At retirement age, not now at your age you please.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, I'm well, you could retire until the weekend, Jenny.
You can retire right now and then and then stop
on Sunday. But also where you live out your retirement
determines how far your money going to go. So they
ran the numbers. They figured out how long one and
a half million dollars would last in each state and
determined it wouldlast the longest in West Virginia fifty four
(16:11):
years if you're retired at age like sixty five, Kansas
fifty two, Mississippi fifty one, Oklahoma lasted fifty one years,
Alabama fifty years. Here are the states that are most
expensive to retire. In Hawaii, no surprise there, seventeen years,
California twenty four years, Massachusetts twenty three years. Everything's expensive there,
(16:32):
and in New York twenty nine years. In Alaska twenty
nine years. With one point five million, which sounds like
an outrageous amount of money to most people.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Well, even the list of states that you said, like, oh,
these are the ones that you can live the longest
in with this much money, those are the states I
don't want to live in, so.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Kalasas in West Virginia, Mississippi. Yeah, I've been confused by
this my entire life.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Does retirement age depend on the type of job you
do or the state you live in, or both?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it depends on your own personal choice. I mean,
if you want to retire, I think standard is sixty five.
It depends on who you ask, because some people to
retire when they're forty nine. Some people with my dad
worked until he was seventy eight years old.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
But I thought, like, you have to be a certain
age to be eligible like for eligible for like Social Security,
that's things like that. That's usually I think sixty two you
can get Social Security. But the longer you wait, if
you wait until you're like sixty eight, and don't quote
me on this, then you get full Social Security benefits
and you don't get Medicaid like free health care until
you're sixty five. So if you retire at sixty two,
(17:31):
you get to do your own health care.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You know, a lot about this day.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Uh yeah, we've done a little research on this one,
so I hear that he keeps sing you these links.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Well, the latest one was this beautiful spot near It
was not in Tampa, because I know you don't want
to live in Tampa, but pretty close to Tampa and
in Florida, and it was just sunny year round.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They said, you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Know you're sending me these retirement things.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, no, no, no, it's like a vacation.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I think it was a retirement get time share, Dave.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Just because it's called the old people retire home doesn't
mean it's retirement home.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What is your plan anyway? What is the what is
your plan? Why do you want me out of here
so badly.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Because I'm going to be taking over the show with
my show?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh okay, gotcha?
Speaker 14 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, get it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You think it's a little presumptuous and downright rude for
you to be planning my demise right here in front of.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Me, to have a jingle on standby.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Planning your demise. I'm helping you out.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
I feel like I'm doing a favor because you don't
seem to have a plan, so I'm helping you with it.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Sounds like you're kind of planning. This is what do
they call this? A bloodless coop? A bloodless wo Yes.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
You did hire me to be your executive producer, so
I always have a plan.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You know, it's only bloodless until there's blood.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Dave, that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
She's my favorite because she's so inspiring.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Come on, trust the people who work with Let me
give you another story right there. Your iPhone can now
screen your calls the iOS seventeen update, which I have
not gotten yet. Apparently it adds a new feature that
lets you ask someone why they're calling before you pick up.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So it is it is.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The feature is literally called ask reason for calling. So
let's say I call Jenny. I'll say, well, an automated message,
well if I'm not in your contact So if i'm
if it says Dave, then it's not going to do that.
But if I'm not in your contacts, your phone will
answer the call with a polite automated message saying Hi,
what's your name and what's the reason for calling? And
(19:43):
then you'll be like, Hi, it's not Dave, and I'm
calling for Jenny and I'm calling to borrow thirty five
dollars and it'll say please hold, and then your response
is transcribed to text and displayed on the screen, telling
you who it is and lets you decide whether you
want to accept it, decline it, or ask for more information.
Just open up your phone and search ask reason for calling.
(20:04):
But you got to get the new iOS update.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is crazy technology.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
I remember when I thought the most cutting edge technology
was if I called Dave, I'll hear a.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Song playing while I'm calling. I thought that was like
the most cutting edge technology.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Now you can preface like, okay, give me context, that's
why we're going to talk right now.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
The main reason they're doing that is to avoid spam call,
though I was like, the main.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Reason to customize mine to say what do you want?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
So?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
And it would be like a lady, like a neighbor
kind of lady, like.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What you want?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Or you remember technology was also so cool whenever you
can start making custom voicemail responses, so you'd be like, hello, psych,
it's not me, this is the voicemail leave a message.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I would do that all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It sounds accurate.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Oh my god, how many of us back in two
thousand and nine would fall for the hello up, Hello, Hi,
it's Dave.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I just wanted to hear able to come over with it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I'm sorry, I can't slone right.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Now, bunked.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay, Jona's brothers tickets coming up, and about another half
an hour or so on Katie w B and we'll
do what's on your radar in just a second.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Is that what we're doing next?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Here, We're gonna do a little fonsters the pot first.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Okay, okay, Bailey does the schedule every day. I will
tell you are making more errors on the schedule every day,
and then I have to look at it and go
what happened?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Are you drunks? Usually at like nine pm that I'm
doing it, but a couple of bottles of me no
line by line, and I'm trying, and there's a different
formatting for every box.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Sotimes I have to add an extra line. You might
have to add an extra lines depending on the timing
of yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
And then it's like I have to make the box
gray and I have to make it yellow in.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It so it's too hard to do it right, So
just go ahead and do it wrong right.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's right here too on this other piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Maybe I mess up, maybe once a quarter. You just just.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
When messes up because he's in a different room so
it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Jenny and I do not mess.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
Up for mess up. I do not perfect. I am
pretty much perfect. So what are we doingsters the podcast now? Okay, vaunt?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What is on your mind? The best cut French fry?
Crinkle cut? Baby? Okay, what are the opposing cuts? I'm
glad you asked David Scroll.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
So we have crinkle cut, we have tater tots, we
have curly fries, straight cut fries, potato wedges, steak cut.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Steak cut is different than straight cut. Let me just clarify.
We got the smiley fries, waffle and shoe string.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Shoestring are the little like skinny ones that get cold
so quickly like McDonald's and McDonald's fries.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I think skinny there, but they're not too skinny. Okay, well,
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Crinkle fries are the because if they're made right, I
just picture getting a bag of or ida out of
the freezer, sticking them in the oven for the pro
appropriate amount of time, watching them glow and smell through
the smell through the house, and then pull they're crispy
on the outside and tender on the inside.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
So you just said it right there. You could make
crinkle cut fries. I think tho are the best ones
you can make at home. You can also get them
from like I think what Raisin Canes has crinkled cut fries,
believe so, yeah, but none of the other fries.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I think slap is good at home and you make
them in the oven because they you crisp them a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, they don't really crisp them over at Canes or Culver's.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So you're talking about the best fries to make at home.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
No, I was just I was just adding to Dave's point.
But just the best fry in general? What do you
think is the best cut?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, waffle fries and curly fries are the best.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Cunt You're not far off.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I mean seriously, they're very very close second, and the
first time depends on the day. Worst fries or steak fries,
which are like potato wedgie kind of things, they're just
like they still got some peels on them. It's like,
now I'll pass on those.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Potato witches are really good at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
They're okay. I'm glad you like them. They're okay. Yeah,
all right, Jenny.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
I think that steak fries and crinkle cut fries taste
too much like potatoes, and if I meating fries, I
don't want to taste the potato. I want to taste
the salty goodness of a fry. So I am more
of a waffle fry really myself.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Where can you get good waffle fries other than chick
file though, I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Most most red bar food restaurants like Maers. Mainers has
excellent waffle fries. But the season sour cream.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh, season sour cream.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, so we're not giving anty love to the smiley fries.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I love that you added that in there.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
I wanted to bring that up because I was like,
only you would add in smiley fries to the category
of fries.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's the things.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You makes that looks like a smile.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Like flattened. Yeah, but it has a smiley face in it.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The ones that kids eat, they just have no flavor.
Good for kids, But do you think that they're pretty good? Really?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
There's some text message.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
The French fries with psoriasis are the best. I think
they're talking about, like beer battered fries with the one
that looks like they're like the flaking. Yeah, I think
those are beer battered fries, but I love that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
They're calling it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I can't picture those.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Someone else says beer battered fries, double fry good.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, I don't know what those look like. Oh, they're
so good. Somebody else said waffle fries in the air fry.
We're talking about the best cut of French fry. And
I'll run through the list. I gave real quick again.
Curtly fries, straight cut, steak cut, wedges, smiley shoe string,
which I like, the skinny ones, waffle fries, crinkle cut,
and tatter tots.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I think crinkle cuts the best cut, no question, eh.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You know what who admire when when you order a
burger somewhere and the servers like, okay, would you like chips,
salad or fries with that? And I admire the people
that go for a salad because if I got an
option of salad or waffle fries, a salad bye bye.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, you gotta feel good about yourself for having the burger.
It cancels itself out. I'll go with that.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
The salad, Yeah, the salad helps cancel out the burger.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No question.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
All right, it is Katie WB We're gonna do what's
on your radar in a second. Every week we kind
of like go around the room and say, Okay, what
did you discover this week? What's kind of that you
want to recommend? And you might learn something? Heck I
might learn something. We'll do it next. Okay, hey, it's
one to one point three, Katie will be I gotta
pay more attention, and Jenny and I get talking about
(26:10):
things that I might so we get into like a
really compelling conversation. And it's kind of like if you're
a surgeon and the patient's bleeding out, but you're talking
about the Lions game, You're like, oh my god, they
came back and one in the fourth of the spurt
spurt spurt. We got to pay better attention you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's a good thing we don't do surgery, Honda.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Can you imagine, Jenny, I think they're bleeding out, Yeah,
but did you see they got our safety and overtime.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's go around the room.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
We love doing this one because we'd love to learn
about new things that maybe you've discovered or other people
in the show have discovered. I'll throw out a first
one that doesn't count, then I'll give you my real one.
VHS Dates is a very funny retro dating site on
Instagram and it's basically old VHS tapes that somebody discovered
from a dating company that was abandoned in a basement
(26:57):
somewhere and they posted them online. So it's nineteen eight
these people on VHS talking about Yeah, my name is
Craig and I'm four to two years old. I really
like my swinging lifestyle. I want to meet myself a
foxy lady who can enjoy my camaro I'll take the
te tops off my irock z oh so things like that.
So that's one. But here's my real one. This is
a local company and they didn't give me anything for free,
(27:19):
so I'm going to tell you right now I didn't
get compensated. It is Woolf Cookie Company. It's dog treats
and I met them at the at the Big Dog
thing we did a couple of weeks ago and was
talking to the person. The woman who owns it is
called Woolf woof Cookie Company. Bernie is very finicky about
his treats, but he loves these, so I ordered like
(27:41):
four more. Go to woofcookie dot com to order them
because Finicky Bernie loves his wolf cookies.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's on my radar.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
So we always have Stephanie come in on Fridays to
tell us what's kind of happening around the Twin Cities.
But there's another account I love on Instagram that kind
of gives you some quirky things. It's called Twin Cities.
And the first time I saw about that Taylor Swift
house that's life of a show gool and it's all
decorated for Halloween with a Taylor Swifts theme.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I saw it because of that.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
There's another one I think I sent this to Bailey
recently of this historic Minneapolis Street neighborhood and here, yes, yes,
So it just kind of shows you things that are happening,
like when the Tulap house is blooming. They're like the
first people to let you know Minneapolis. So axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Mine is Thesis Coffee Company, which is a new coffee
shop in Uptown and they do quote slow coffee, no
Wi Fi, no outlets, just community comfort space with good coffee.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Really yeah, so they do.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
It's a new slow coffee place in Uptown called Thesis
coffee company.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Mine is a page I found on TikTok and they
do these it's AI generated videos reminiscent of like throwback years.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
So let's the one I'm gonna play for you real quick.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's two thousand and two, and they have the barrets
from two thousand and two, talk about Hollywood Video all
the things that you missed from that year.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
I remember back in two thousand and two, we had
to go to Hollywood Video to get the newest movies
before they were all sold out. Remember before we had
bills and responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We would just sit here for hours and.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Lack and they go on. They have so many different
cool Yeah, they have different years.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yeah, like twenty ten that you have like the twenty
ten bangs and the first iPhone and it's really cool.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
So the pages, let's throw it back with two k's
and back very cool.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay once again. Mine is woof Cookie Company. Bernie loves
these cookies and the website is Woofcookie dot com.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Mineus a Instagram account called Axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Mine is a brand new coffee shop in Uptown called
Thesis Coffee Company where they don't have Wi Fi or outlets.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
And Mine is a throwback AI generated TikTok page called
Let's Throw it Back with two k's at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, check them out on our radar this week.
We'll be back in a second.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We're gonna play a little game of face Off twenty
minutes away from Jonas Brothers. Tickets in row number one,
two three, Row three coming up in twenty minutes.
There's an Instagram that I found. It's called VHS dates,
and you gotta go look at this because it's it
will definitely make you smile.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It'll make it laugh and make a smile.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Somebody found they rented an office or something, and in
the basement was a box of old nineteen eighties VHS
tapes of people's dating profiles like Hi, I'm Bailey, I'm
thirty four years old, I love theater and I'm looking
for a man who loves cats and long walk and
that type of thing. And so they pulled these videos
(00:32):
out and they're like, nobody claimed them, so I guess
they're in their building.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They owned the rights of the building.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So they started putting them on this website, this instagram
VHS dates. Now it doesn't quite translate without seeing the pictures,
but picture nineteen eighties people, So these are forty years
ago doing VHS dating profiles like this one.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Do I smoke? I'm a chain smoker. Do I believe
in God? Well that's no fun. What are you doing
down there? I judging every move I make?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Okay, sounds crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, if you can find her and she goes on
a little bit longer than that one, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Randomly.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
What I'm looking for in a lover is someone who
can take care of my three daughters, a mom for them,
and a hot mama for me. I have not been
in love, much to the scrin of my first wife.
I would describe myself as a success. If you're looking
for a guy who makes fifty one k a year,
If you're looking for a guy who's got a convertible,
(01:38):
I'm your man. If you're looking for a guy who's
adventurous and sexy, let's just say that next to my
waterbed is.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
A can of whit cream and some cherries.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
No, no, no, and talents include some very good impressions.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Johnny Carson, what would my three wishes be? Well, I'd
like to have a dinner one time.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'd like to have Sheena Easton, Tom Sellick, and Abraham
Lincoln over for dinner.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I know how to charm the socks off people.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I often go to restaurants and I will while people
are eating, I'll start talking to them.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
No, I'm the kind of guys who will bring out
the best in a night.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
My ideal romantic partner is you look like Sheena Easton,
you wear high heels, lots and lots of crimson lipstick
as well. That's just a thing I like.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Just you know, he's not attractive.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
He's not an attractive guy, but he thinks that he
wants a girl that looked like Sheena Easton, who you
don't know who that is Vonn but she was a
gorgeous singer back in like the mid eighties or so.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's so funny because these videos I watched someone you
sent them. They're so good, like the think literal eighties,
the brightest neon background color, the brightest colored shirt, think honestly,
not even trying to be mean, but like what Bailey
would wear on a trying to go to an outing.
She's got the woman in the video, like the brightest
of eyeshadows.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's so funny. It's straight out of the eighties, not
trying to be mean or anything. No, here's another one,
VHS dates.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Key to a good relationship with me is letting me
sleep in a bit and then when I wake up,
letting me tell you about all of my dreams.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
My ideal man would honestly be the body of Hasselhoff
with the mind of Georgia O'Keeffe.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
My name is thrust. Well, I'm an artist.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Some of my work is actually in a couple galleries
in Rodondo Beach.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I've been in love before. It was the most amazing
three months of my life. We got engaged, we got.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Married, we divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh what a gift to see a whole relationships like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Wow months Wow. Okay, here's Trish.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
My name is Trish.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
I'm good at taking care of things, taking care of
other people. Somehow, I just always know if something's lost,
I know where to look for it.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
To find it.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
It's one of my gifts.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
I'm looking for a man with compassion and integrity, nothing
to nothing too over the top on the first state,
just getting to know you. I started playing the alto
saxophone when I was in fifth grade. I really wanted
to play the drums, but my arms aren't strong enough.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't play all the time now, but I do.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I do still like getting my saxophone out from time
to time New Year's Eve, somebody will say, hey, Trish,
get out your sacks. My idea of happiness is, let's
say I'm I'm seventy years old and I'm sitting out
on a veranda next to a cool glass of lemonade,
and my beloved is sitting right next to me and
we're holding hands.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, last one. Now, this guy looks like an axe murderer.
Ok He's got a very long, dramatic, red stringy beard
down to his kind of belly button area. He's got
like he's got beady eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No hair on his actual head.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
No hair on his actual head, but he's got a
lot of long, dramatic red beard. Probably thirty ish years old.
Looks like the kind of guy if you saw him
coming towards you, you turn around, walk the other way.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Sure.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
My name is London. I'm here to find my soulmate.
At this point, I'm thinking just about anyone would be
just find anybody that can spend the time with me.
Is somebody worth spending time with? I have several pastimes.
(05:21):
I enjoy night life. I enjoy the club scene. I
love dancing. Yes, I'm big on dancing. It's a great
way to meet people. I have a unique culinary gift
(05:41):
in which I am capable of creating delicious meals on
the shoe string budget.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So the perfect first date would involve a beach.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Let him to a club.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That club down seriously you would not let this guy
club go on VHS dates. It'll kill a few minutes
and you will love it. All right, we'll be back
in a second. We got the Dirt coming up in
a second. Taylor Swift is getting some criticism and what
does she say? She has two words for people who
are criticizing her new album.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Two words. What are those words? I'll tell you next.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
People are already asking when are we giving away Jonas
Brothers tickets? I think later on this morning, and.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
We'll have a third row ticket. That's seven.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A third row, Yeah, maybe so close? Okay, feel the
sweat come off their face. Hey, we'll get you in.
It's at seven twenty this morning. Stay here or come
back on Katie WB.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
What was making a comeback? Who's been canceled? And whatever
happened to Ashley Parker Angel? It's Dave Dirt on kat
w B.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So the backlash against Taylor is, you know, it's there.
There's some people who are, like, you know, the album,
some critics like it, some critics don't like it. Some
people like the song would, some people don't like the
song would, and so basic, Taylor is saying two words
two people who don't like her album.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Your helping.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She says, as long as you're talking about my album,
you're getting its name out there.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
She's like, think about this one.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
If you're a first time artist with your first album
and critics are like not liking your album, you're still
getting the name out there. You're helping it. So I
thought that was kind of interesting.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Let's say, like no press is bad press or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, kind of like that. There's a couple of people
who wrote about the song Wood. There's a TikToker that's
called the Swiftologist says the song Wood is not clever.
It's not clever, it's corny. These lyrics are atrocious. And
somebody at the Guardian says, none of this is remotely
risk ay in the grand scheme of things, but there's
something about swift squeaky clean brand that makes it all
(07:53):
feel a bit dick. And somebody at s f Gate says,
Taylor Swift forever one of our safest artists, wants to provoke,
using her manage the primary tool for the job. She
doesn't just have it in her, but hey, she's got
Travis in her and we think we can all be
happy for her on that end.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh wow, Okay, thanks, I have a clip.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
If you want to hear a little bit more of
what she said, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I welcome the chaos.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
The rule of show business is if it's the first
week of my album release and you are saying either
my name or my album title, you're helping. I have
a lot of respect for people's subjective opinions on art.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I'm not the art, please.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
It's like, everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want,
and what our goal is as entertainers is to be
a mirror.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
A mirror of what So if you're going through a
certain time in your life, you might relate to the
nineteen eighty nine album. Yeah, if you're going through another
certain time in your life, you might relate to Reputation.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So that's kind of what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
It's a mirror of what people are going through, right,
and that might be why people love it so much.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Nicole Kidman is doing with a a lot of people
do when they break up with someone they love. She's
going to social media media and showing some revenge picture.
So apparently she put up some photos of herself attending
the Now Runway show in Paris.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And she's looking folken hot.
Speaker 11 (09:13):
She's wearing a chic white button up and sexy jeans, and.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
She's supporting some freshly cut bangs.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
She is fifty eight, but honestly, they're saying that she
looks like ten years younger. Now I'm going to look
up the photo because I haven't seen it personally yet,
but this was her first social media post since news
of her split with.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Keith, and she looks good.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The good news is she she only has three payments
left on her face, which is really really good, really
good news.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I think it's funny that they're like marketing it like, oh,
she's looking like revenge hot, like here she comes.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
And I've also heard.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Like, ooh, she got bangs, she got divorce bangs, because
is that a thing people say, Like if a girl
gets bangs and she hasn't had bangs for a while,
that something's happening, or I've heard this going wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
If they just get a haircut or change their hairstyle period,
it's like, oh, okay, something changed in their relationship of
sataus because they want to do a switch up.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But bangs does a cry for help, that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I did not know that thank you, Bailey.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
All right, David, this is the news for you.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
NBC has a game show coming out based on the
New York Times.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Puzzle word All really in the works. It's in the works.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Jimmy Fallon is an executive producer, and Savannah Guthrie from
The Today Show is going to host it. And it
doesn't really give us any more information except that there's
going to be a game show based on wordle. There's
also one in the works based on Clue. Okay, so
much else is known about that one except that players
will go through physical and mental challenges to earn clues,
and that's a Netflix one.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And yeah, NBC is the Wordle one.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
An update from the New York Times desk. I got
Wordlin five today. It was not a good day.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I have to try it.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Also, I did not get Connections, because I if I
don't get the first couple of guesses on Connections, I
get frustrated and then I just guess anything just to
get the answer. I get Strands with only one clue.
So pretty happy with myself.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Aritta Grande is getting ready for Wicked because he comes
out I think the week before Thanksgiving. She shared a
clip of a rehearsal from the movie last year, and
here's a little snippet of it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Meacover, I simply have to take over.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I know, I know exactly. That's Cynthia Revo's also in
the video. It's just cool to see the production and
how much has gone into this movie.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This is a five hour movie.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Here's the real dirt, brought to you by six one two,
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury law Ai is everywhere. I
saw one last night. It was so stupid. It was
Elvis Presley at the Daytona five hundred and he wins
and he's like standing there by the track and he's like,
you know, it was a tough race. It was like
Wrestland a hurricane, but you know I was able to
pull it out. Did you give the fan what they want?
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure did, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And it was like and I sent it to a
friend of mine, Wilson, who used to work on the show,
who loves Elvis, and she's like, that's funny, but that's
not his voice. I'm like, yeah no. Here is AI
created a WWE wrestling match between Bob Ross and mister
Rogers and here we go. This plays Kate and mister
Rodgers walk into the ring and he's got Marilyn Monroe
(12:13):
on his arm.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I never thought i'd see this on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Rock mister Rogers, it's a beautiful day to paint this
canvas with your blood.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Rogers swings.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What dude they call you there?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Pulls it off the rock.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
System, the happy little painter, just Pitt mister Rogers, and he's.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Seven Well Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, it's getting crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well now, the problem with AI is people will say
they'll look at something real and go, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's AI.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
That's how I thought about those VHS tape things that
you were talking about this the dates whatever, whether.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're AI AI or not, because they're so bad.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
We're talking about a Instagram called VHS Dates. We talked
about it earlier. Go check it out. All right, that
is the dirt. We'll be back in a second singalong
song of the day. What do you want to sing
along with? What was yesterday's song? Does anybody we did
I Know?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
This week?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
We did I Believe by Cher, which is a great
singalong song. Last week we did Leave by Jojo, great
sing along song. What do you want to sing along with?
Send me a text at kd WB one and we'll
play it.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Just live in that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Loon life the Dave Bryan Shoe on kd w B.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
I've got a golden birthday announcement. Happy Golden Birthday, Deanaris
from Mom and Dad Love you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Isn't Naris a Game of Rols character? Yes? That's I
believe Khalisi is also her name. Yes, Denaris, you were
named after a Game of Thrones character.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
What a cool name though? That is awesome? Heavy birthday,
eighth birthday, the Big eight Dinaris. All right, you've got uh.
It's Nicole on the phone.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Nicole has been texting every morning, almost every morning, trying
to get us to play your sing along song of
the day. But before we get to that, Hi Nicole, Hi, Hi,
you had a big day at work yesterday.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Tell me what happened at work yesterday?
Speaker 12 (13:59):
I cut my hand and got nine stitches, nine stitches.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 12 (14:05):
Well, I work at a place that makes plastic and
rubber like gaskets and things.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, you stick your hand into some gears or something,
or what you do?
Speaker 12 (14:14):
Yesterday's cutters it's like a almost like a scissor shaped handcutters.
And I reached in front of it and I pulled
my hand back and accidentally caught my hand on the blade.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, so did you know it was bad right away?
Or do you think you can take me like wrap
it up and put some put a band aid on it?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (14:33):
No, no, it was Goushian blood.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well you definitely deserved say it again.
Speaker 12 (14:42):
And two hours later when the er finally opened it
to look at it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
So, oh they already opened yet?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
What good is an er that has hours? It's like, wait,
it's an emergency, I know, but we're not opening.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They can't die from eight until nine am.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Nicole, you've got you things that are gonna go look
up for you? What starting right now? What song you
want to hear for your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
I have been requesting Amy's cheerleaders since you started the
sing along songs.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Oh, good choice.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And you've got it. You be careful then at the plant.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Okay, yep, I will thank you, Thank you to.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Coole singalong song of the Day on Katie w B.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Four.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You're probably a long way from retiring, but I just
want to throw this out there because it's really interesting.
Financial experts believe that Americans who want to retire live
comfortably need to have saved at this current date in
twenty twenty five, about one point five million.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Dollars retirement age.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
At retirement age, not now at your age you please.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, I'm well, you could retire until the weekend, Jenny.
You can retire right now and then and then stop
on Sunday. But also where you live out your retirement
determines how far your money going to go. So they
ran the numbers. They figured out how long one and
a half million dollars would last in each state and
determined it wouldlast the longest in West Virginia fifty four
(16:11):
years if you're retired at age like sixty five, Kansas
fifty two, Mississippi fifty one, Oklahoma lasted fifty one years,
Alabama fifty years. Here are the states that are most
expensive to retire. In Hawaii, no surprise there, seventeen years,
California twenty four years, Massachusetts twenty three years. Everything's expensive there,
(16:32):
and in New York twenty nine years. In Alaska twenty
nine years. With one point five million, which sounds like
an outrageous amount of money to most people.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Well, even the list of states that you said, like, oh,
these are the ones that you can live the longest
in with this much money, those are the states I
don't want to live in, so.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Kalasas in West Virginia, Mississippi. Yeah, I've been confused by
this my entire life.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Does retirement age depend on the type of job you
do or the state you live in, or both?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it depends on your own personal choice. I mean,
if you want to retire, I think standard is sixty five.
It depends on who you ask, because some people to
retire when they're forty nine. Some people with my dad
worked until he was seventy eight years old.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
But I thought, like, you have to be a certain
age to be eligible like for eligible for like Social Security,
that's things like that. That's usually I think sixty two you
can get Social Security. But the longer you wait, if
you wait until you're like sixty eight, and don't quote
me on this, then you get full Social Security benefits
and you don't get Medicaid like free health care until
you're sixty five. So if you retire at sixty two,
(17:31):
you get to do your own health care.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You know, a lot about this day.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Uh yeah, we've done a little research on this one,
so I hear that he keeps sing you these links.
Speaker 11 (17:40):
Well, the latest one was this beautiful spot near It
was not in Tampa, because I know you don't want
to live in Tampa, but pretty close to Tampa and
in Florida, and it was just sunny year round.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
They said, you.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Know you're sending me these retirement things.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No, no, no, no, it's like a vacation.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I think it was a retirement get time share, Dave.
Speaker 11 (17:58):
Just because it's called the old people retire home doesn't
mean it's retirement home.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What is your plan anyway? What is the what is
your plan? Why do you want me out of here
so badly.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Because I'm going to be taking over the show with
my show?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh okay, gotcha?
Speaker 14 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, get it.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You think it's a little presumptuous and downright rude for
you to be planning my demise right here in front of.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Me, to have a jingle on standby.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Planning your demise. I'm helping you out.
Speaker 11 (18:32):
I feel like I'm doing a favor because you don't
seem to have a plan, so I'm helping you with it.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Sounds like you're kind of planning. This is what do
they call this? A bloodless coop? A bloodless wo Yes.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
You did hire me to be your executive producer, so
I always have a plan.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
You know, it's only bloodless until there's blood.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Dave, that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
She's my favorite because she's so inspiring.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Come on, trust the people who work with Let me
give you another story right there. Your iPhone can now
screen your calls the iOS seventeen update, which I have
not gotten yet. Apparently it adds a new feature that
lets you ask someone why they're calling before you pick up.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
So it is it is.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The feature is literally called ask reason for calling. So
let's say I call Jenny. I'll say, well, an automated message,
well if I'm not in your contact So if i'm
if it says Dave, then it's not going to do that.
But if I'm not in your contacts, your phone will
answer the call with a polite automated message saying Hi,
what's your name and what's the reason for calling? And
(19:43):
then you'll be like, Hi, it's not Dave, and I'm
calling for Jenny and I'm calling to borrow thirty five
dollars and it'll say please hold, and then your response
is transcribed to text and displayed on the screen, telling
you who it is and lets you decide whether you
want to accept it, decline it, or ask for more information.
Just open up your phone and search ask reason for calling.
(20:04):
But you got to get the new iOS update.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is crazy technology.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
I remember when I thought the most cutting edge technology
was if I called Dave, I'll hear a.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Song playing while I'm calling. I thought that was like
the most cutting edge technology.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Now you can preface like, okay, give me context, that's
why we're going to talk right now.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
The main reason they're doing that is to avoid spam call,
though I was like, the main.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Reason to customize mine to say what do you want?
Speaker 7 (20:30):
So?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
And it would be like a lady, like a neighbor
kind of lady, like.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
What you want?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Or you remember technology was also so cool whenever you
can start making custom voicemail responses, so you'd be like, hello, psych,
it's not me, this is the voicemail leave a message.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I would do that all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
It sounds accurate.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Oh my god, how many of us back in two
thousand and nine would fall for the hello up, Hello, Hi,
it's Dave.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I just wanted to hear able to come over with it.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I'm sorry, I can't slone right.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Now, bunked.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay, Jona's brothers tickets coming up, and about another half
an hour or so on Katie w B and we'll
do what's on your radar in just a second.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Is that what we're doing next?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Here, We're gonna do a little fonsters the pot first.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Okay, okay, Bailey does the schedule every day. I will
tell you are making more errors on the schedule every day,
and then I have to look at it and go
what happened?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Are you drunks? Usually at like nine pm that I'm
doing it, but a couple of bottles of me no
line by line, and I'm trying, and there's a different
formatting for every box.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
Sotimes I have to add an extra line. You might
have to add an extra lines depending on the timing
of yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
And then it's like I have to make the box
gray and I have to make it yellow in.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It so it's too hard to do it right, So
just go ahead and do it wrong right.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's right here too on this other piece of paper.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Maybe I mess up, maybe once a quarter. You just just.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
When messes up because he's in a different room so
it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Jenny and I do not mess.
Speaker 15 (22:00):
Up for mess up. I do not perfect. I am
pretty much perfect. So what are we doingsters the podcast now? Okay, vaunt?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
What is on your mind? The best cut French fry?
Crinkle cut? Baby? Okay, what are the opposing cuts? I'm
glad you asked David Scroll.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
So we have crinkle cut, we have tater tots, we
have curly fries, straight cut fries, potato wedges, steak cut.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Steak cut is different than straight cut. Let me just clarify.
We got the smiley fries, waffle and shoe string.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Shoestring are the little like skinny ones that get cold
so quickly like McDonald's and McDonald's fries.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I think skinny there, but they're not too skinny. Okay, well,
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Crinkle fries are the because if they're made right, I
just picture getting a bag of or ida out of
the freezer, sticking them in the oven for the pro
appropriate amount of time, watching them glow and smell through
the smell through the house, and then pull they're crispy
on the outside and tender on the inside.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
So you just said it right there. You could make
crinkle cut fries. I think tho are the best ones
you can make at home. You can also get them
from like I think what Raisin Canes has crinkled cut fries,
believe so, yeah, but none of the other fries.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I think slap is good at home and you make
them in the oven because they you crisp them a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, they don't really crisp them over at Canes or Culver's.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So you're talking about the best fries to make at home.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
No, I was just I was just adding to Dave's point.
But just the best fry in general? What do you
think is the best cut?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
No, waffle fries and curly fries are the best.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Cunt You're not far off.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I mean seriously, they're very very close second, and the
first time depends on the day. Worst fries or steak fries,
which are like potato wedgie kind of things, they're just
like they still got some peels on them. It's like,
now I'll pass on those.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Potato witches are really good at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
They're okay. I'm glad you like them. They're okay. Yeah,
all right, Jenny.
Speaker 11 (23:56):
I think that steak fries and crinkle cut fries taste
too much like potatoes, and if I meating fries, I
don't want to taste the potato. I want to taste
the salty goodness of a fry. So I am more
of a waffle fry really myself.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Where can you get good waffle fries other than chick
file though, I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Most most red bar food restaurants like Maers. Mainers has
excellent waffle fries. But the season sour cream.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh, season sour cream.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yes, so we're not giving anty love to the smiley fries.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I love that you added that in there.
Speaker 11 (24:28):
I wanted to bring that up because I was like,
only you would add in smiley fries to the category
of fries.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It's the things.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You makes that looks like a smile.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Like flattened. Yeah, but it has a smiley face in it.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The ones that kids eat, they just have no flavor.
Good for kids, But do you think that they're pretty good? Really?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
There's some text message.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
The French fries with psoriasis are the best. I think
they're talking about, like beer battered fries with the one
that looks like they're like the flaking. Yeah, I think
those are beer battered fries, but I love that.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
They're calling it.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I can't picture those.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Someone else says beer battered fries, double fry good.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, I don't know what those look like. Oh, they're
so good. Somebody else said waffle fries in the air fry.
We're talking about the best cut of French fry. And
I'll run through the list. I gave real quick again.
Curtly fries, straight cut, steak cut, wedges, smiley shoe string,
which I like, the skinny ones, waffle fries, crinkle cut,
and tatter tots.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I think crinkle cuts the best cut, no question, eh.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
You know what who admire when when you order a
burger somewhere and the servers like, okay, would you like chips,
salad or fries with that? And I admire the people
that go for a salad because if I got an
option of salad or waffle fries, a salad bye bye.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, you gotta feel good about yourself for having the burger.
It cancels itself out. I'll go with that.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
The salad, Yeah, the salad helps cancel out the burger.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No question.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
All right, it is Katie WB We're gonna do what's
on your radar in a second. Every week we kind
of like go around the room and say, Okay, what
did you discover this week? What's kind of that you
want to recommend? And you might learn something? Heck I
might learn something. We'll do it next. Okay, hey, it's
one to one point three, Katie will be I gotta
pay more attention, and Jenny and I get talking about
(26:10):
things that I might so we get into like a
really compelling conversation. And it's kind of like if you're
a surgeon and the patient's bleeding out, but you're talking
about the Lions game, You're like, oh my god, they
came back and one in the fourth of the spurt
spurt spurt. We got to pay better attention you guys.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's a good thing we don't do surgery, Honda.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Can you imagine, Jenny, I think they're bleeding out, Yeah,
but did you see they got our safety and overtime.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Let's go around the room.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
We love doing this one because we'd love to learn
about new things that maybe you've discovered or other people
in the show have discovered. I'll throw out a first
one that doesn't count, then I'll give you my real one.
VHS Dates is a very funny retro dating site on
Instagram and it's basically old VHS tapes that somebody discovered
from a dating company that was abandoned in a basement
(26:57):
somewhere and they posted them online. So it's nineteen eight
these people on VHS talking about Yeah, my name is
Craig and I'm four to two years old. I really
like my swinging lifestyle. I want to meet myself a
foxy lady who can enjoy my camaro I'll take the
te tops off my irock z oh so things like that.
So that's one. But here's my real one. This is
a local company and they didn't give me anything for free,
(27:19):
so I'm going to tell you right now I didn't
get compensated. It is Woolf Cookie Company. It's dog treats
and I met them at the at the Big Dog
thing we did a couple of weeks ago and was
talking to the person. The woman who owns it is
called Woolf woof Cookie Company. Bernie is very finicky about
his treats, but he loves these, so I ordered like
(27:41):
four more. Go to woofcookie dot com to order them
because Finicky Bernie loves his wolf cookies.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
That's on my radar.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
So we always have Stephanie come in on Fridays to
tell us what's kind of happening around the Twin Cities.
But there's another account I love on Instagram that kind
of gives you some quirky things. It's called Twin Cities.
And the first time I saw about that Taylor Swift
house that's life of a show gool and it's all
decorated for Halloween with a Taylor Swifts theme.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I saw it because of that.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
There's another one I think I sent this to Bailey
recently of this historic Minneapolis Street neighborhood and here, yes, yes,
So it just kind of shows you things that are happening,
like when the Tulap house is blooming. They're like the
first people to let you know Minneapolis. So axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Mine is Thesis Coffee Company, which is a new coffee
shop in Uptown and they do quote slow coffee, no
Wi Fi, no outlets, just community comfort space with good coffee.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Really yeah, so they do.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
It's a new slow coffee place in Uptown called Thesis
coffee company.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Mine is a page I found on TikTok and they
do these it's AI generated videos reminiscent of like throwback years.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
So let's the one I'm gonna play for you real quick.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's two thousand and two, and they have the barrets
from two thousand and two, talk about Hollywood Video all
the things that you missed from that year.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
I remember back in two thousand and two, we had
to go to Hollywood Video to get the newest movies
before they were all sold out. Remember before we had
bills and responsibilities.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We would just sit here for hours and.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Lack and they go on. They have so many different
cool Yeah, they have different years.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yeah, like twenty ten that you have like the twenty
ten bangs and the first iPhone and it's really cool.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
So the pages, let's throw it back with two k's
and back very cool.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Okay once again. Mine is woof Cookie Company. Bernie loves
these cookies and the website is Woofcookie dot com.
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Mineus a Instagram account called Axios Twin Cities.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Mine is a brand new coffee shop in Uptown called
Thesis Coffee Company where they don't have Wi Fi or outlets.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
And Mine is a throwback AI generated TikTok page called
Let's Throw it Back with two k's at the end.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, check them out on our radar this week.
We'll be back in a second.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We're gonna play a little game of face Off twenty
minutes away from Jonas Brothers. Tickets in row number one,
two three, Row three coming up in twenty minutes.
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