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September 9, 2025 26 mins
We celebrate the Vikings win, talk cheap wine moments, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If you went to bed last night going to stupid
Vikings is so stupid, just duty that the way they
came back and they won. I asked Alexa this morning
in the bathroom when I got out of the shower,
I said, the Vikings won last night, and she very
watched this. Hey, Alexa, did the Vikings win last night?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
The Vikings won last night?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
They beat the Chicago Bears twenty seven to twenty four.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
And Monday night football.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
She sounds so happy. Must be a Vikings fan. It
must be, yeah. And it's funny because my wife Susan
was in the bedroom. She heard that. She's like, they won, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
We turned it off, like put it on something else,
like man, I don't know after halftime because they were
so bad, but they came back and J. J. McCarthy
made his first NFL start a memorable one because they
drafted him last year and he immediately I don't know,
broke a tibia, tibia or amphibia or a phibula or
a uvula or something like broke his uvula, which is

(00:59):
ginny that once back in college, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I did a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
They spend too much time together. I knew that was coming.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I know, I know anyway, so that was kind of
good news. I want to play something for you, guys.
I want to see what you think. I'm going to
play this clip randomly and see if you agree.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You're not entitled to a child free world. You're not
entitled to a child free world.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, but you know what, I am entitled to a
child free brewery. Why are there four year olds with
iPads running around tripping servers carrying six beers when I'm
trying to cry about a boy getting drunk mid day?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Why is your five year old daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Playing giant Jenga and ruining everything for everybody? It's giant
Djenga because it's for big people. You're a tiny, little
baby person. Go home and play regular sized Jenga.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
This is a brewery.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
This is where we go to get day drunk and
cry and get hung over by six pm. I don't
think I'm entitled to a child free world, but I
do think we are all entitled to a child free brewery.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Leave them at home, Leave the damn kids at home.
I never really thought about it that it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I actually went to a brewery yesterday. I had a
meeting with a like a coworker for debate team. And
there was a kid there who is I don't know, four,
but and I don't mind kids like existing, but like
this kid wasn't existing.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
He was existing right by our table.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
And all of his like adults were just like standing
super far away, like like just talking to each other, laughing,
having a great time. And this four year old kid
is like picking up sand and like throwing it, picking
up sand and then throwing it. And I'm trying to
have an adult conversation, and I'm like, could you go away?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Should then four year old kids be allowed in breweries?
I think you say no?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why Han said this?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I said on anas the pot once I named I
think Times Square, I said breweries because it's just not
it's not kosher, it's not the environment. First of all,
I don't even feel right about bringing my fourth four
year old because there's alcohol.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Let's just say, sadly May picks up a beer.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yeah, because they're just sitting on the ground now, you never.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Know, or like they think it's apple juice. Sure.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
I just think I have very different life experiences than
everyone else because I grew up in Wisconsin, where you
could drink with your parents and bars since you were
out the womb so very used to like kids being
anywhere you went.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't know, it's not weird to it.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Just like any kid anywhere, if they're well behaved. I
don't care if they're playing Giant Jenga. I don't want
to play Giant Jinga.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Go play. I don't care, but mis go play it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I get her point of view, though, like I'm not
gonna go hang out at like a playground or like
the kids section.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
At the library. Yeah, you're going there before me with
an adult. Yeah, so like what kids are just h
it's like a daycare.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
We have such a different perspective than people in different
countries because like Europeans bring their kids everywhere. When I
went to Thailand, Europeans were bringing their kids to the
bars in Thailand and like doing their living their whole life.
I feel like sometimes people think your life stops when
you have kids, and I just don't think that's true.
I understand the kids should be well behaved at a
certain place.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, not picking up sand and throwing it.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
I also think you don't stop living just because you
had a kid.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't think we're saying that I just, at least.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Me, I do. That's what you're saying, that they can't
do certain things.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Because I never said that. What I said was don't
take your kid there. That I don't just want the
kid right there. Yeah, child care though, that is child
care to go to a brewery.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
That's what I'm saying. That's why I say, don't like,
bring your kid to the brewery.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Then I just don't just.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Bring your kid to the brewery. Make them sit down,
shut up, give them an iPad.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I don't bring kids to breweries. That's why I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I don't care. It doesn't bother me. It's like,
bring your kid to Chili's. I don't care. It's the
same thing. It's got food in Southwestern negrolls. No, but
kids can eat at Chili's. Kids can't really drink anything
at breweries.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
The point of going to breweries, at least to me,
it's a socialize when other adults got.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Something for kids, they get a little root beer or
something like that. But why, that's what this lady is saying.
Why are there things for kids at a brewery's mom
and dad can go. It's a beer house. It's a
beer house. House for beer.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Mom and dad want to go and they want to
bring along their kid because they don't have a babysitter.
It's like you want to infringe on the rights of parents.
Every time you speak, you're infringing on the rights of parents.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Stop it. That's what this lady is saying. What do
you think.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I think it's fine. We got a lot of things
to talk about. Yes, the Vikings won last night. Yes
we have Jonas Brothers tickets. Yes there is War of
the Roses coming up. And yes we're going to talk
about the most expensive thing you've seen somebody buy and
basically never use. For example, a motor home, RV or camper.
Now we bought one in the spring, we use it

(05:30):
every chance we get another one. A smart fridge with
a giant touch screen. I would never buy a smart fridge.
Why do I want a smart fridge? I don't know.
It's hooked up to your phone, it's got an app
for it. I don't need it. What are things that
people have bought that are way expensive and basically never use.
I get a whole list for you coming up next

(05:51):
on KATIEWB. I can't make it up that the Vikings
won last night. They came back in the fourth quarter
and they won. So if you went to bed before
you saw the end of the game because you were disgusted,
then just want to let you know. Also, if you
got a birthday today, September ninth is the most common

(06:14):
birthday date of every.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Day of the year. Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
So you get a birthday today, Happy birthday. You share
it with Hugh Grant who is sixty five, Adam Sandler
is fifty nine, Michael Buble is fifty, and Michelle Williams
is forty five.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
So happy Birthdayday, New Year's Love. I think that's what.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I was thinking. Just that'd be about right, wouldn't that. Yeah,
that's probably true. Yeah, yeah, before maybe is nine months.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
People say it's really ten months that you're pregnant.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Is it really?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I don't want to think about it.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Here are things that people say that they have seen
other people buy that's very expensive and then never use it.
For example, a motor home RV or camper. I think
it's really common. You buy one, you go, It's not
really for me. It takes a lot of work to
get everything set up and then drive to the Pocono's,
you know, to spend the weekend or whatever. There's one

(07:09):
a really pricey accessory, like a purse or blingy watch.
Somebody said a long time ago, I learned that I'm
afraid to use something, I shouldn't buy it. I think
that's probably true. I've never had a blingy watch. Really, no, neither.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't design or anything.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Another one is smart fridge with a giant touch screen.
And but if you're not into tech, then don't bother.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
You don't need a giant I don't understand what you
need a touch screen for though, That's what I'm confused
about it.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I don't know. You see the movie Smart House. Yeah,
that's why. That's why. That's why you shouldn't get one.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, this person said, everyone I know, it seems, bought
a peloton five years ago. Yes, Fallon Bond Set Junior
bought herself a peloton. Does she ever use the peloton anymore?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
She does. She's a pilates queen now, so she has pilates.
But I know her husband, Jake is All was on
that thing. Yes, remember you saw them shirtless recently. That
man works out all the time.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, it does.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's crazy Another one people buy and they don't
use is a commercial grade deli slicer. People think they
can save time and money by buying niche expensive contraptions,
but you have to use them a lot. So that
would be like you go into Arby's. Remember they got
in the Arby's, they got the roast beef, and they're
slice a slice, a slice of slice a slice of back.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
And forth on a spinning wheel. Yeah, people don't use it.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Don't buy one another one a boat. Even after buying
a boat, they can be expensive to store and maintain,
and depending on the situation, they can be a hassle
to use. So you really got to commit to the lifestyle.
My friend Debbie and her husband Joe, they have a boat.
They've been out like thirty or forty times this summer.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We bought a boat. We had it for about ten years.
We used it less and less and less, and then
we finally sold it.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Oh you had it that long?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is it the novelty that wears off? Is that what
it is? It's like, I want this thing for so long,
finally got it over it. It gets to be a
pain in the butt because to go out on the boat.
It's like, okay, you want to go on the boat. Sure, Okay,
well let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
We got to trailer it out to the lake, we
got to wait in line to get into the lake,
we gotta park it. Then we got to back the
trailer back into it. We had to load it up
with treats, and so it just becomes like, eh, yeah,
it's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, back in the trailer into the I was an expert.
Was Some of.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
My favorite videos is watching people trying to do that
and epically failing.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
What you usually got is you got a couple and
one of them is standing outside the boat while one
is trying to back the trailer into the lake, and
they're like.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Left left stop, left stop, go.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Do it again, left left stop. Same with back in
the camper. Other things that you buy that you don't use,
a gym membership, Apple Vision pro what is Apple Vision prout?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You know what that is?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I think those are They used to be like the
goggles you put on right, but they weren't called that originally,
and it's kind of like a VR thing.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay, I think that's fairly new though.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
I know somebody who has a pair and they like
post things onto like Instagram stories, and then it has
a tiny little like glasses icon next to it, so
you know that they were recording it with their glass.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh really, okay? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
A couple more things that people buy that are expensive
that they don't use. A gaming system. Somebody said, I
bought a switch on a whim and I've only played
it once.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
That's me.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Literally, I bought one out out of nowhere earlier this year,
and yesterday was probably the first time I've played it since
the start of summer.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Really wow. Another one.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
A grand piano, Now, that's interesting. Growing up in the Midwest,
it says a lot of families have random pianos. We
had one, too, and once or twice every generation they'd
be tuned so that a kid could take a year
of piano lessons. Yep, we've got one sitting in our
front room.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I know you love that thing.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I hate that thing. It is ridiculous. Nobody ever touches it,
Nobody plays it. Carson used to take lessons, Alison took lessons.
Susan can play, but she never does. And I'm like,
we're gonna sell it, and Susan gets so mad. We're
not gonna sell that. I love that piano.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I want to do with that room.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Then well, if we move, then we would need the
spot for the piano. So I don't want to move
the piano. I want a smaller house. Yeah, she's like,
I love that piano. Like both you're play it.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Gonna get like a trailer you think, probably, what do
you mean a trailer like instead of you know, a
big house.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
You're gonna get it like a trailer, like in a
trailer park. I could.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, yeah, there's a beautiful part of Cottage Grove that
we're looking at. Oh yea yeah, beautiful trailer park.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
And finally, a horse. People say I want to get
a horse, and it's again something you have to commit
to if you're going to buy a horse. All right,
that is it. What song do you want to hear
on the sing along song of the morning? We need
your suggestions. Send me a text at k d W
B one. Let us know what song you want to
sing along with this morning, because it's therapeutic and it's

(11:39):
energizing for you to sing along with the radio. And
what did we do yesterday? A friend of mine text
had said, I'm not going to sing along and then
they found their song. Was it firework? Katy Perry, what
do you want to do today? Send a text to
Katie w B one and when we come back, we
will play one of the songs that you used to.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm kat w B.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Thanks for all the call, suggestions and text for the
sing along song of the day because it was her
birthday today yesterday she turned forty five. Let's do pink
for your sing along song of the day on k
keen WB. There's your sing along song of the day
on KD double Ub. Let's get right into the action

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on Dave's Dirt. We're gonna start off with this.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's a doonday.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
It's more. He's got to get rid of it. He does,
and my young guy can't make a plane. And that's it.
The Minnesota Vikings will start this season one and all
with this strong comeback and a win on the road
here in Chicago. Kevin O'Connell starts one to zero. Ben Johnson,

(12:48):
the rookie head coach on one.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, so now the players can relax and kind of
take it easy. Yeah, they got one win under their belt.
They got momentum on their side, and this is what
you know the coach of the Vikings tend to do.
It's like, you know what, guys, don't worry about it.
We don't have to practice as hard. As a matter
of fact, take the week off. We'll just show up
at the next game and we'll just see what happened.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
I don't think the coach does that. Kevin O'Connell would
never He's too beautiful. He's a fantastic coach.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
He is a gorgeous human being.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Just the players who decided to take a little time.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Off and taking a whole entire week off will be insane.
Why not even.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Come on, they won a game already, give a break,
go to be does like?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
All?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Here we have ranked the top pop songs of the nineties.
Let's start in at number three, number three pop song
of the nineties.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Two.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
This song is the number two pop song of the
nineties and the number one pop song of the nineties.
Is this one? Totally agree with that ranking. I mean
you could argue about it, but I totally agree with it.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I think it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
YEP.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
So there is talk about who's going to be headlining
Coachella in twenty twenty six already, and the leading contender
is one and only Sabrina Carpenter, which I think would
be a fantastic choice that they can get her, but
Hits magazine report said it's either going to be Sabrina
most likely Dua Lipa or Carol G who I guess.
Carol G just performed at the halftime show of the
Kansas City Chiefs game and the LA Chargers when they

(14:25):
played in Brazil on Friday. And then yeah, there's one
other person who's been approached to headline Coachella next April,
and that would be They haven't named it, but it's
non Taylor Swift, so I.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Don't think it's going to be her.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Did you say for.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Coachello, So it doesn't happen until April of twenty twenty six,
but I think they usually release.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
The lineup in like fall the year before.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Okay, but I think Sabrina Carpenter would be the best
choice right now because she is on foyer right now.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
We are.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
If they did have Taylor Swift, though, that'd be a
major money move for Coachello, but I.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
Don't think she would ever do. I don't think she's
headline a festival. It's her tour or nothing.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
I agree, but I'm just saying that'd be a great
bag Coachella, and it would kind of be bad for
anybody else because nobody would care for about Sabrina Carbent
or whoever else would be there.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Right.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Lizo's been teasing her album Love in real life for months,
but now she might be shelving it.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
She's like, eh, you know what, Hey.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I super hyped it, but I've changed the world has changed,
and so much has happened. It just wasn't what I
was feeling right now, which I want to like read
between the lines there, like why aren't you releasing your
album even though you've hyped it up so much?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
And she said she'd still.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Like working on music and you know, being in creative flows,
but she just isn't sure she wants to release her
album anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
The story is they test marketed it and it didn't
do very well. Oh yeah, so they're It's just kind
of like when an artist cancels their tour because of exhaustion,
which is code word for poor ticket sales. So that's
very positively what it is.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wild interesting.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
They've rolled out the list of people who are going
to be in the next season of Saturday Night Live.
Everyone was worried that Keena Thompson wasn't coming back.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
He is, thank god.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
People were also worried about Michael Chang Colin Jost that
we can update. They'll be back, along with Marcelo Hernandez
who did Domingo last season. Chloe Fieman, Bowen Yang, Dave
calls them Bowen Lang, Ego, Uota, mikey Day and then
they we talked about this maybe a week or so ago.
Five new cast members, one of them from right here
in Saint Paul. So they we're excited for that. That
kicks off October fourth of season fifty one.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
If you want to model your career after someone successful,
that's usually kind of a way to do it. It's
like you look at somebody who's successful and they've already
kind of paved the way. So that now there is
a book that claims you can be successful like Taylor
Swift if you are willing to take risks, learn from setbacks,
and stay true to your goals. A NASA engineer wrote

(16:45):
Good Ideas and Power Moves, ten lessons for success from
Taylor Swift. This author says Taylor Swift has higher returns
than ninety nine point nine percent of hedge funds. She's
built a stronger global corporation than near every other American
conglomerate CEO, and she said they said that she built
her billion dollar empire by making deliberate choices, relentless hard work,

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and an unwavering belief in the power of having agency.
I don't know what that part is. I believe in
the hard work part. There's a lot of people's like, man,
I want to be rich. I want to have this.
It's like, do you don't work? It's like, nah, no,
I want to go get coffee. Yeah, you want to go.
Do you want to do any You want to stay
late and do any work?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
No? No, not really, I.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Want to go get coffee and take a nap. So
but Taylor Swift did not have coffee and take a nap.
She worked and worked and worked and worked.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So there's her key to success. She's never taken a
nap in her life, her entire life.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
I saw Kate McKinnon doing an interview recently and she
was talking about having something called geographic tongue, which I
was like, is that like a really bad disease?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Because I get very scared.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
When I hear about like tongue or throat cancer because
I've had friends die like very young at that age.
But it really just a condition that causes patches of
your tongue to resemble a map. So she did show
up picture of it, and it is just like her
tongue is discolored in certain spots, it's got patches like
it got burned. Yeah, yeah, like but then you like

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think of like a map where you can see all
the continents outlined and stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
So that's pretty much what it is.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
And she says it's gross and everything, but it is
not anything to be It's a harmless condition, so we
don't have to worry about Kate McKinnon, she's right.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I know you were stressed out, Dave. I know how
much you love her.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
She I'm not a fan of her. I don't know
I did.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I didn't like her in ghost This is what I
fell out of, like with Kate McKinnon when she was
in the Ghostbuster's remake. Just just not not a thing. No,
go see weapons, there's your movie. That's what you need
to go see.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It's such unique storytelling. If it's something that we haven't
seen in horror in a while.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Julie Roberts Andrew Garfield, and I'm going to pronounce her
name wrong.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I owe a Deeborie. Is that correct? Yeah? Okay? Cool? Nice.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I think they were being interviewed by an Italian interviewer
for one of their movies that's coming out called After
the Hunt, and it's getting a lot of press right
now because this Italian journalist suggested that hashtag me too
and black Lives Matter are over. But she directed that
question to Andrew Garfield and Julie Roberts, who are famously

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white people, and it was a really awkward moment. I
watched it like a handful of times because it is
just kind of all of them are like huh, it's
very strange, but they all kind of put together like
a united front. And Julie Roberts is like, excuse me,
could you let me take off your sunglasses because I
need to see who it is that you're asking this
question to. Because just a very strange question to ask

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the two white people in the room saying, hey, don't
you think Black Lives Matter is over?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
So that's what was.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
The context of this interviewer. Are we supposed to be
talking about movies and shows?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
And Piers about their movie coming out.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
The question on them, Yeah, and it's just like a
very strange, like left out of left field sort of question.
And this interviewer was forced to release a statement about
how people unjustly accuse it because people unjustly accused her
of racism. So she was like, no, I'm not a racist.
I just only asked the white people about Black Lives matter.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's just weird. It was a weird moment. Yeah, very
weird moment.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
It also feels like when I read the story about yesterday,
it feels like she was just trying to ask a
question that was going to stand out and make a statement,
versus just talking to them about their movie, right.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
So it worked weird.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
I think Ao did point out the fact that, like,
just because there might not be a bunch of news
in the media about me Too and Black Lives Matter anymore,
it is very much still a thing and it's still existing,
and like we shouldn't just dismiss it as things that
don't exist anymore.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
It was cool though, her being like, I don't know
if you decided not to ask me the question, but
I'm going to answer it regardless.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
She's a very interesting comedian like her takes on things.
It's very unique and something I haven't seen it comy.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
We're talking about she's in the bear.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
She is like one of the very main characters, like
one of the head chefs, slash co owners or something.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, and last story is in the Dirt Brought to
you by six one two, Injured Himer and Lammer's Injury
law Tonight is the fifth season of Only Murders in
the Building. It's gonna be on Hulu with three new episodes.
There's some new cast members Renee Zellweger, Dianne Wiest, and
Nathan Lane and Meryl. Meryl Streep is going to be
in there too. So I watched it. I watched the

(21:23):
first season. I liked it okay, except the one guy
drives me crazy him so much Martin Short, Martin Short, Yeah,
he's just over the top. I don't think Martin Short
would have a career if it wasn't for his good
friend Steve Martin, because Steve Martin is a genius, comedic genius,
and Martin Short was in Three Amigos.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
See. I think that Steve Martin's more like Cringey.

Speaker 7 (21:46):
It is hilarious. I don't dislike Steve Martin. I just
feel like his character in that show specifically is kind
of more cringey and some Martin Short's character is more
my vibe.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
From the Santa Claus. I knew you were going to mention.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
The Santa Cls not just the only one that they
please still play on ABC.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
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Speaker 3 (22:09):
If anything?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
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Speaker 5 (22:30):
Today is International Boxed Wine Day, to recognize the sustainability, convenience,
and economic benefits of box wine. Who knew it needed
a holiday. So we're going to talk today about a
cheap wine or an economicly beneficial wine or alcohol story
that you may have. Okay, everyone dig down deep, because

(22:51):
we've all drank at least cheap wine or cheap alcohol
bottom shelf if you will, Okay, I will tell you
mine first. Dave you have to think about or I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
About mine, all right.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Once I went to a liquor store and I bought
a seven dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Bottle of wine.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
It was called double dog Dare and I should have
known at that point, shouldn't have taken that risk. So
I sat down to watch a movie with this bottle
of wine, and I poured out a glass. I believe
it was moscato. Don't judge me. It's like juice but
with alcohol. And the next thing I remember is waking
up on the floor during the credits of this movie.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Wow, good stuff, that's powerful stuff.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yes, well, I don't remember falling asleep. I don't remember
moving to the floor. I don't remember anything other than
drinking the glass of wine and then waking up.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
So that's my cheap wine story.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
When I was a kid, we couldn't afford good booze
because we were under age. We would give my friend
Scott's sister Bobby money to run to the liquor store.
And I don't really know if it was cheap, but
I really want an Apricot brandy. Apricot brandy sounded, she
sounded so good. Came back, Bobby brings me a plastic
bottle of Apricot brandy. I think it probably said phillips

(23:58):
on the side and it tasted like paint thinner.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I had one sip and I was like done.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
But it was cheap and I didn't waste a lot
of money, probably like three bucks on Apricot brandy.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
It tastes like an Apricot paint thing, Apricot paint thinner.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yes, taste like good.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
I started my drinking career with something called UV blue,
Oh gosh, yes, And I remember having a party one
time and multiple people got sick. And because you were
drinking UV blue, when you get sick, your vomit is blue,
electric blue. Even multiple people got sick, multiple people puked blue.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And I believe.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
I ended up vomiting in a bathtub that night in
a bad yeah, because other like other areas were being used.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
The toilet was occupied.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
So coral, super fun.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Nice Vaughan. Do you have a cheap wine and or
alcohol story? Cheap wine? No, I be honest.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
I started my drinking journey late, like my senior year
of college, which was three years ago. But there is
a memory popped up on my phone. I don't know
what I drank, but me and my boys or like gone,
and there's a picture of all three of us huddled
on top of each other, throwing up in the sink
in our dorm.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
It was throwing up on top of each other. Yeah,
that's bonding. It's yeah, do you remember what? It was?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Probably a mix of tequila like Cosamigos and maybe shots
of Tito's. I don't know, So it wasn't cheap stuff.
But that's probably the worst I've ever been drunk. That
in my twenty first birthday. Like I said, I just
started drinking because my parents kind of grew up like, no,
you're not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I think when you're young and broke, you will drink
like Lysol floor cleaner if that's.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
All you have around.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's like, hey, guys, mom and dad are gone, but
I got some Lyceol. But I'll drink whatever you want
because you don't have any money.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
I wasn't that kid, though, Like I just at twenty
twenty one years old, I just barely had a wine cooler.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah. I think in college it was Kharkov. Most people's drink.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Minnesota, which all the car crash also known as car
crash in Wisconsin, it was Fleischmann because you can get
a one seven five for like ten dollars, and we're
also poor, and so yeah, we'd always have the most
disgusting bottle of sitting around.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
But it was cheap.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
It was cheap.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
It was a seven dollars bottle of wine. And then
I don't remember waking up, all right.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Somebody via text said, Jenny, thank you for living the
trot reliving the trauma of UV Blue. Another text says,
oh my god, yes v blue.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Oh Rose mixed that with a whipped the like whipped
vodka flavor.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Oh yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
All right, we'll be back in a second. On KDWB,
everything from War of the Roses? Is this the version
with the where she's going through his stuff she finds
something and then yeah, yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Finds something of his that she's like, why do you
have this?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's a little spicy, I would say on the spicy scale,
it's probably a six, maybe a six point five. You
gotta be here for War of the Roses coming up
in twenty minutes on KATWB
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