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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Katie w you be it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That song is a banger? Are you ready for another banger?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay, okay, it is Jenny's birthday tomorrow. We're celebrating today
and we all song for you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jenny. You're addie another banger. I like it already, long intro.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Okay, that's fine, really ramp it up.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Yep, it's all this day thirty five years ago. Send
squeeze down, a pup and one thing.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We know for show. This was ordinary, little cutie.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
This baby had a great big booty. Happy birthirday, heavy,
big booty.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Birthday, Heavy, big booty birthday, Joe.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I love it already. We love you, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You know that ain't no boom.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
You got great big but that's a great big boy. Yeah,
that has a song gravitational boom.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes he does, Yes, he does. Little banjo breakdown. You
like Banjoe breakdown?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Love band to break down because you're trying to take
a step into my beer.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes exactly. Oh wait, there's more.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
In second verse, just like the first been good old
fond de lac. You want an award for Wisconsin's biggest crash.
I used to work in Bubba Gump, where the boys
all love that. Hunt like Sir makes a lot said baby.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Gun back, Happy.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Birthday, Happy big booty Birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We love you, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
You're six foot three and your button makes the boys
happy and you can rent it out as a movie screen.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That is one big ass right there. Yeah, Happy Birthday.
I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wow day was that album lyric?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh No, No, that's Keith Urbady, Happy.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Big Boo Birthday.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We love you Jenny.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You're six foot three and your makes the boys happy
and you can read it out a movie screen.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, Keith Urban did that song for you.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yeah, that was so Keith on So yeah, I'm sure
that he's busy and so well.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I was laying in bed with Nicole last night and
I said, do you think that you can.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Call Keith Nicole kidman like his wife?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh oh yeah, interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I didn't tell you what you're seeing each other.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
No, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I think it's kind of done.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
She's a little too old for me anyway, So I
so I called, uh, she called Keith and you put
that together. Happy birthday, Jenny, Thank you birthday.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
That was so nice.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
The best line was definitely the crack one I do
have the biggest crack something.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fond of life. She's got the biggest crack.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That was great.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can we play that all morning?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We're gonna play it all damn morning.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Way.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
So now for your birthday, it's tomorrow, and then you
plan on going into a rooftop happy hour with all
your drunken girlfriends tomorrow and ain't gonna happen on.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
The roof though, Well, I mean, we'll see what happens.
The temperature took a turn.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
It was supposed to be like sixty at least, and
then in the last couple days it's the high of
fifty tomorrow, so fifty not exactly rooftop weather. But we're
still going to bob around and get drinks and stuff.
And you know, when you start drinking, your body temperature
starts getting hotter. Eventually you just end up on the
rooftop anyway, because you're like, whatever, I got.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
A cool down.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's hot. Girls.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I did so, of course, as girls do we plan
our birthday outfits.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm sure guys do too.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, we do not.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
So I plan this outfit according to it being I
don't know, at least like sixty five degrees. And now
it's gonna be a little chilly, but it's got a
lot of like revealing skin.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
So I want to got a spray tan yesterday.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Oh, because i'm driving to get a spray tan, I
realize because you're supposed to wear a loose clothing, so
I just wear sweats and a T shirt. And as
I'm driving there, I'm like, oh my gosh, I like
didn't wear underwear and I never go fully naked during
a spray tan.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, so if you don't, what do you wear because
you don't want to have spray tan on your underpants?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Well, they give you disposable ones. But I had never
been to this place before, so I didn't know if
they do that or not, because the other place I
used to go to they always give you disposable underwear.
So I was getting stressed as I was driving there,
realizing I don't have any underwear on, and they do
allow women to go fully naked, don't let men.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Usually men have to wear.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Boxers at least because it's all like females spray tanning. Okay,
usually it's females. But luckily when I got there, they
did offer underwear. But I was so stressed that I
was going to get there and be like I got
to turn around and go get at my underwear, like
I'm sorry because I just didn't think.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
I just like put on some sweats and like, don't
worry about underwear.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, I didn't want to be evasive, but I was
going to ask, how does one forget to throw on
some underpants?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know, I don't know what was going through
my head.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I just know you're supposed to wear loose, bagy clothing
to a spray tan so you're not like rubbing up
again things after you get it done. And just it
completely blanked for me to throw on a bunch of.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Kind of a question.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So the one time it did spray tanning, you stand
in a little thing that's like a phone booth size,
if you even know what a phone booth is anymore,
and it does it for you. But you said a
woman sprays it on for you like a spray paint.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, it's like almost like a paint gun.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So it's not automated, then, no, it's not.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
I mean, I'm sure there are options like that still around,
but usually a lot of the spray tan places nowadays
it's a person that's actually using a kind of gun
type thing and locked in it all over you. Yeah,
so anyways, didn't have to worry about it, and they
had the disposable underwear.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
But Mademoiselle stressing out on the way.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
There the problems you have, my gosh, happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
We'll be back in a second. It's War of the Roses.
Let us know if there's anything you need. Let us
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five minutes. You're never more than five minutes away from
Jenny's Happy birthday, booty song.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Hey what is it? Happy booty birthday?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Hey, booty birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It is called Happy big Booty Birthday by Keith Urban
on KATIEWB. We'll be right back with War of the Roses.
This is a spicy one, just a little preview. Her
sister is separated, and when you're separated, you're not supposed
to be hooking up with somebody else. But she thinks
she's hooking up with their writing instructor. So her sister
is going to trap her own sister to see if
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she is hooking up the writing instructor. And we'll do
it next on War of the Roses on KATIEWB. Another
peak behind the scenes in Hollywood, Dave's Dirt on kad
w B. Well, let's get started with a lot of
stuff going on leading the stories today justin Bieber dirt.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Today Justin Bieber is you know, kind of off the
rails right now. And people are speculated even more because
he just posted a bunch of pictures where he's in
Iceland right now.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
He's recording a new album.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
But the pictures show him using marijuana pretty much in
every picture, and one he's literally sitting with a bong
in his lap. In another you can't even see his
face through a huge cloud of smoke. Now, I want
to reiterate that marijuana is legal in a lot of
different countries some states now, and I think that marijuana
is going to start to be looked at as alcohol
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is looked at. So it's like, what's the difference between
seeing a rap artist having you know, gin in the
recording studio with them recording something versus justin smoking weed.
I don't think that there's like that big of a difference,
But I think the difference is the fact that it
does seem like he's a little bit not doing well.
He is a new father as well. There seems to
be some rockiness between him and Haley Beeber and this
(07:34):
all comes after Haley just posted that message on her
story the other day of like crime your river, building
a bridge and get over it. So it's like, are
there shots being fired now? You know, like what's going
on behind the scenes. But also he's clearly not doing well.
I don't think, and you know, all the news came
out yesterday about him owing his former manager, Scooter Brawn
all this money, So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I get really sad.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Davis that this smoldle was times because he started in
the industry so young, what like thirteen.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Would yeah, something like that kind of like.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Discovered And it's like you got to imagine the life
that he lived. He didn't get to grow up, he
didn't get to develop his frontal cortex in a way
that most people should be able to. He's used to
a very different life, and like the dopamine he gets
is probably from fame, and if he isn't at the
top of his game, he's probably just like really miserable.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think that it is a it is a very
alluring sort of a life, but it's got to be
a very tough life. Yeah, and then you got to
figure out whether people like you because you're Justin Bieber
or whether they like you because you're fun to hang
out with and you're a kind, warm human.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So I think for Bieber it's both.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
I think like because he's Justin Bieber, but also he's
been friends with a lot of people so young, because
isn't it Usher that kind of brought Bieber that. Yeah, yeah,
so good for him though, also in the dirt, but
also into my weekend plans.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh, Final Destination is out today. It came out last night.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Next weekend.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, it's in my weekend plans.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Me and Day.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We are going to go see it. We're gonna hold hands.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
Apparently it's certified fresh the dude to rotten because of
rotten tomatoes ninety four percent, which they say is amazing.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
And that's a meter, which meter the tomato.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Meter tomato meat.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Do you want to go tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
We can go tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, let's figure out the time to go tomorrow because
I would love to go see if. I love that series.
This is my favorite movie series.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I've heard that people are saying it's the best one
in the franchise.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Do you want to go.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Online and get tickets over at Eden Prairie Center because
they're going to sell out if we get like a
Mattine tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You down for a matt Ene tomorrow. Yeah, like tomorrow afternoon?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yes, absolutely, one thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay, good, let's go online and get our tickets because
you know that's gonna sell out.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I know, because people have been waiting. It's been twelve
years since they made a final destination.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Thanks planning your Saturday, and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
You can drunk your stuff without us tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I say I wanted to be invited. I'm just saying
I don't think anybody cares.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
About you guys figuring out how to get your tickets to.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
The movie theater.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Let's move away to buy right now. We're gonna buy
them on the air right now, all right. Jordan's brought
to you by six one two, Injured Himer and Lammer's
Injury Law. Kind of a cute story Ashley Tisdale. When
High School Musical rapped, she left the set with a
few things under her arm, all.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Of Sharpay's wardrobe from the first movie. Did I think
I was gonna wear them on the red carpet? Probably
at that time I was like, yeah, a lot of
our clothes are in like Hall of Fames, and they
didn't have Sharpai staff and Disney tried so hard to
get the clothes.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
From me, and I was like, no, this is mine.
So yeah, they don't have any of the clothes from
the first movie.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I got some new music and we are, you know,
the Twin Cities number one hit music station, So I
got a couple. This is a world premiere that we're
doing this morning in about eight minutes, so I'm gonna
hold off on the new Rihanna friend of mine, but
you want to hear it coming up and up another
seven or eight minutes. By the way, you're never more
than thirty minutes away from jelly roll and post below tickets.
(10:51):
Here is Kasha's new music. It's called Boy Crazy Man.
(11:13):
Is that song sound eighties? That song is like, yeah,
very eighties. Anyway. Here's a new one from Morgan Wallen
Tate McCrae. It's called what I Want Candy Fish.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
You still want to stay there.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
And remember, new music from Rihanna comes up in another
five ish minutes from The Boss.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Texted us a little bit ago and he said that
if we want, we can play that full show of
that full song with Tate mccrane Morgan Wallan during the show,
because he was like, it's going to be a banger, okay,
and you know the boss has got the ears.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
He does have the ears, yes, and he'll remind you
all the time. Well, you know I've been picking hits
since nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Okay. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Cassie in the Ditty trial yesterday, is facing cross examination.
Yesterday the defense attorney sow Ditty's attorney, Anna Estavao attempted
to shoot holes in her testimony that she was coerced
and blackmailed into the whole freak off thing. The attorney
brought up numerous old text messages showing her willingness and
enthusiasm for the parties. They argue that she cannot be
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the victim of sex trafficking if she was a willing participant.
That is Ditty's defense. Cassie was also as she acknowledged
that she thought did he suspected her of having an
affair with Michael B.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Jordan.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Perhaps more significantly, she returned to the Frea Cops after
a break from Ditty when she dated rapper Kid cutty,
So the attorney pushed her about her own jealous tendencies,
particularly toward the late kim Porter, the mother of Ditty's
three kids or three of his kids anyway, she is
eight much pregnant. Cassie has asked the jet for a
(12:55):
break after the attorney read or raunchy text messages she
had once sent to Ditty, and she was seen grabbing
for her belly. She's back to do back on the
stand today and also due to testify next is Danny
Kine singer Don Richards. So this is what attorneys do.
This is what defense attorneys do. They create doubt and yeah,
and I don't sometimes I don't know how intensive defense
(13:16):
attorneys do it because I think sometimes they know their
client did something awful and they have to do.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
This is their job. That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They create doubt and sometimes it's like the links they'll
go to to create doubt. I don't think I could
sleep at night.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Well right, And that's exactly what happened yesterday. We covered
how there was this alleged Blake Lively pressuring Taylor Swift
to support her with the her the Justin Beldoni case,
and so it was Justin Beldoni's lawyers that say that
Blake lively pressured Taylor Swift to support her and threatened
to leak private private taxis. She refused. But now the
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judge deemed the letter improper and irrelevant to the case.
So it's like the attorney put that idea Justin Beldoni's
Tony put that idea out into the atmosphere to probably
make Blake seem like a worse person. They didn't have
a proof of it, and the judge was like, no,
this has nothing to do with the case.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Goodbye, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, Yeah, interesting birthday.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Shout out to Chad tomorrow from your hot wife. Have
fun at the DMV today, Chad. And also somebody texts in,
I'm getting my kids out of school early today and
coming down to see you guys at the Burnsville Cub
Foods today. Burnsville Cub today for the grand reopening. It's
really cool. Flagship Steor Genny and I are there from
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three until five this afternoon, hanging out, saying hi, giving
away some stuff. So we'll see the see you there
this afternoon. And that is it for the dirt. We'll
be back in a second on KDWB not nine minutes
away from Post Belon and Jelly Roll that's coming up.
And then we've got to talk to Vaunt about something
that he's doing that he truly believes is right.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Everything.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I I think we got to school the kid who's
coming up in a second. You got to hear this.
It's on the way on kdbub less than ten minutes
from Post Malone and Jelly Roll.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Stay here.