6am Hour - Hotdogs and Cucumbers

Bailey hypes a giant pencil, we put filters on our dating apps, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, it's day then, Jenny and Bailey and Vonte, Hello,
no rain today, It's gonna be nice to day. It's
gonna beautiful day today.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And of that smoke a smoke in the affah.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, from the community Canadian wildfires. I was pretty excited.
I actually made There's a little brochure that the chan
Hassen Fourth of July Commission puts out every year, and
it's like all the activities for the chan Hassen Fourth
of July, and I always host bingo and this time
they actually put my name in the little Bingos thing said,
hosted by Katie WB's Dave Ryan. I don't feel like

(00:33):
I'm famous all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Finally, Yeah, how many years? What's that only took? How
many years?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Today? I'm pretty sure is my thirty second anniversary here
at KATBBB.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Really today.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm pretty sure because I've never I never really kept track.
But I got into town on a Tuesday night. I
came in and watched them do the show Lee and
a guy named Michael Knight, so I could observe for
Wednesday and Thursday, and then I'm pretty sure I said, well,
let's just start on Friday and that would have been
June fourth of nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Three do you think we have like the footage of that?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Absolutely not, no, nowhere in the nowhere. No, there was
no system back that it was. It was a giant
cassette tape from nothing like that. Let's play a little
game here, get started right now on Katie W where
it's called blind rank. So we give you five items.
You have to put them in order from least a favorite,

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and and then you don't know where what else is coming.
Let me let me show you up how this works. Okay.
So I'm going to give you things to pass time
on the toilet. Okay, all right, So Jenny gonna give
you to your first year things to pass time on
the toilet. We got to rank them from one to five.
But you don't know what's coming up now, Yes, and
what is the best in this case, one would be

(01:46):
the best? Okay, things to pass time on the toilet?
Jenny read, read, okay, three, think two, play on your phone.
One call someone five sing weird before I gotta before.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I think I did.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I would That's exactly how I would rank it had
I not known what it was called.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Somebody would be last from the toilet.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, no, I'm not. I try to avoid that. That only
happens if I'm in like a deep conversation with someone
like my mom, and I'm like, ma, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Go, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, i'll go.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Next, Okay, go Ahea, give them to you, Dave ready,
we'll do free restaurant breads. Okay, okay, red lobster two
two okay, raising.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Canes uh ok one? Oh are you sure about that?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, Olive garden four really yeah, sometimes I pass on them.
They're okay, overrated.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Cheesecake factory never been so five, so five. And last
one Texas Roadhouse been there one time, so three.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So I think it turned out about right, it was, okay, okay,
all right, I'm not bad.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'll give this the bailey.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
These are our subjects in Okay, okay. Your first one
is art art. Let's say that is three. Okay. Next
one is French five okay. Next one's math four. Next
one is tech ad Oh god, my computers.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well tech ad for me was we were actually like
building things, yeah, like making like we made a little cars.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's give that two tores it.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Number one is physical education.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Bailey has never played a sport in her entire life.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, I have some for These are board games, okay, okay, Candyland.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Candy Land is number three. Okay, Monopoly, I've been doing
that all day. Four four?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, sorry, number one honestly, yeah, all right? Clues five,
that's another one you're playing all day?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
All right?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
That means your number two is parcheesy.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I don't think I've ever played.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, favorite almost swear words, almost swear words.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Jenny, dang it a five? Shoot four crud? Oh gosh,
I guess three chuxy darn?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Two frick?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, I'll take that, say that.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah's fav that's have another one? Okay, Bailey, I'm gonna
give you Tom's different Toms. Ready, Tom Cruise, Let's do three? Okay,
Tom Holland two? Okay Tom the cat from Tom and Jerry.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Four.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh, I thought you'd put it at one.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
He's kind of a nuisance.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
He's a cat.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You got one and five open? Tom Hanks, Oh, Hanks
is one? All right? And number five Thomas Jefferson.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Number five.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, that looks good, Okay, is it?

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Dave?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Have you done another one? Should I give you one?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
All right, Dave?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
These are baby animals, okay, okay, kittens.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Two lambs, four chicks five. I grew up on a
chicken farm. There's stink.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
You're over those chickens, okay.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
And then bears, baby bears, baby bears. They're three three, okay,
so your number one is piglets.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I'll take pigletskay, adorable. Time for one more? Who's got one?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I was gonna say, I don't know that we have.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Time, but that's okay, we don't have time, okay, clock
watcher job. You're gonna call her a clod hopper? All right?
Bailey's got daily Bailey coming up in a second. What
do you got on the Bailey Daily?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
If there was a big dead tree in your front yard,
you had to sculpt it into something and have a
festival around it, what would you sculpt it into?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Myself?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm not you can't ask for it.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Also answered that way too quick.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, yeah, I've always wanted to do that.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, you're dumb.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It will be right back. I'm Katie w b. What's Bailey?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
All right?

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Well, there is a big old tree on the lawn
of a Lake of the Isles home. That a couple
of years ago got like blown over because of a windstorm,
and they turned it into a giant pencil sculpture that
sits right by the.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Lake of the Isles and every year they turn it
into a.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Big like event, community event to celebrate sharpening of this pencil.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Which is kind of like an excuse for an event ixactly.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
But you know what, we need more community events. So
I'm here for yeah, okay. And at this event there
is a live trivia like T shirt, canon give away
kind of stuff, the University of Minnesota pet band, is
there an ice cream truck, DJ whatever, a lot of
cool stuff at this sharpening. So what I have a
question for all of you is if you had a

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tree in your lawn, a really big one that got
blown over during windstorm and left this giant piece of
wood and you had to sculpt it into something and
hold a community event.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Question you've ever done on the daily? Would you see
microphone into microphone? Microphone? Yeah, okay, what's your community event?
In take radio days? Radio days, yep, we'd have all
the DJs from all the different radio stations. There are
six of us left and all of the Twin cities.
There are six DJs left. Everybody else has been fired
or laid off or passed away. But I'd have all

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the radio station DJs parade up and down the street
and throw out radio station t shirts.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Okay, okay, I mean it doesn't sound like a fun event.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You don't seem excited about it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I'm well, no, not really, no, not really, like okay,
fifteen minutes then we're done.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
What about you, Jenny Runny, Oh this is hard, but
I'm going to say I'm going to have it sculpted
into a Staremaster. Okay, just bear with me, because you
know me, I like to have like do some fitness
and stuff, and everyone feels good after doing a little fitness,
so I would host.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Like, that's not what she would do. I know what
she would do? Well, would I do giant you know what?
That's exactly what too big you are?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Too big? You would sit back and admire it Staremaster,
and then I.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Get it sponsored by like Pure Romance, and then everyone's
hot dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get hot dog tart items, yes, cucumbers.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That actually sounds kind of fun. That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, get the staret I know you better than you lie,
But what would you do?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I need to make it just a weird celebrity.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
So that way, by this Dave's logic of like I
want to get a Pillsbury Dope Boy tattoo, why, just
so you can ask, So it'd probably be like Charlie
Sheen just at my front lawn. I don't know why.
I just I want people to be like, why Charlie Sheen?
Because I just wanted you to ask me why I
did this? What the kumbaya? The celebration is ye, pork
chops on a stick for everybody, has none to do

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with Charlie Sheen. We just need to find a reason
to celebrate. Need to have something to do with Charlie Sheen. Nope,
punk chops on a stick and we'll do cocktails for everybody,
even the kids.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Okay, cocktails.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I thought it would be funny to have a giant
nose sculpture, just like the the anatomy piece of your nose,
and then hold like some yoga like breathing exercises and
things as the community event, give out pixie sticks perhaps yes, yeah,
and then just a regular DJ so we can have
some like EDM and everybody just breathes through their nose.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Pixie sticks are better than fun dip hot.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah, pixie sticks are like the little the little straws
and you just go like you dump them in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's so good. And when you were a kid, you
would snip them through your neck.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Well you would would be made out of paper and
you would tip it in your mouth and it would
get wet and then all the pixie dust would get
stuck inside the pixie sticks.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, I mean they're both. They're both valid choices.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
At that point, he didn't care as a kid.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
You didn't, I really did not.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I just wanted to talk about this today because it's
an important question.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Good thing, you're done. Sorry, sorry, times up. Okay, Weekend
tickets for you coming up about an hour. We'll tell
you how to win them. Next Dave Ryan Show with
we've had a winter, I think every time. I think
Fallan and Colt had another winter yesterday like boom, like
right off the bat with with the Weekend. I'm not
sure about that, but we've had a winter every single time.

(10:34):
That's how easy this contest is. You want to go
see the Weekend and get yourself out of the house
and have an experience to talk about for the summer,
like what'd you do this summer? Well, I saw the weekend.
That's kind of cool. Well, here's the way it works.
You go to Instagram and then you follow one on
one three KWB. Okay, once you do that, you're halfway there.
Then you post anything say I want them tickets or
hello bye, I love you mom, whatever you want to do,

(10:57):
and then tag somebody and then we pick somebody we
call your name. Well, what time do we call your name?
Seven thirty five this morning? Do you hear your name?
What do you do? You call us? And you say
that's me, and then you win. As simple as that.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
The post is pinned on the KDWB instagram too, so
you'd have to search for It's like the first thing there.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, go check that out and good luck. We'll be
right back with You can't make this stuff up on kdubleub.
What's a random fact that changed the way you see
the world? For example, this one my job would replace
me my family never could. It became easier to prioritize

(11:38):
after that.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's a nice one. Actually, it's very true. Like that.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I tell the story about how for years and years
when Carson and Allison were growing up, We rarely ate
dinner together as a family. Why because Daddy was in
the office working on some dumb bit for the Dave
Ryan Show. So the kids would eat alone. It's sad.
I would walk by to get a drink or whatever
and they would be sitting there eating together. It almost
may we cry, eating together at the kitchen counter. Why

(12:02):
because Dad was too busy writing the Hollister Song or
something stupid like that. So and I'll never get those
years back if the Hollister Song was a great song,
But I will never get those years back of little
Allison and little Carson, six and twelve years old sitting
there eating dinner together alone at the counter.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well, I'm glad that you're here to be a cautionary tale.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yes, yeah, so I did serve a purpose. Yeah, learn
from Mima's stays, yes day, learn from my mistakes. Here's
another one. These are random things that change the way
you see the world. To reach some levels of success,
a certain amount of luck is needed. And I think
that's probably true, a certain amount. But I mean, I
always say that success is when luck meets preparedness.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, you got to have the talent and be willing to.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I've always told if you're persistent, you'll get it, and
if you're consistent, you'll keep it. So like, oh, I
can do the work and cool and I'll get that thing.
But if I just drop off to that that I'm
not going to keep saying a job or whatever. Opportunity
another one. Sometimes you can't get closure. Oh okay, the.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
World will continue to spend no matter what happens to you.
Is another way that people have changed saw the the
they change the way they see the world. They are
going to be people more successful than you that are
much dumber than you. Isn't that the truth? Don't you
know somebody who's more successful that's dumber than you.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'll say successful in terms of they make more money.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Sure, yeah, but yeah, okay, next one, the well, hold
on one second. You can go for a walk today.
You might not be able to tomorrow. You can go
for a walk today, you might not be able to tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Busy, I've got tiktoks to watch.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I know you do. Every single day. You interact with
people you will never see or think about again. Every
single day.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
So make it worth it. No, so be a nice person.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
No, no, no, not even that. Just realize that that's
going to happen. You will interact with somebody today that
you'll never see or think about ever again. I mean,
you know, when you go to the cash here at
cob you might never see your think about.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
That person I'm trying to think. Obviously, today is young,
so like yesterday, I don't know, maybe at the fitness
class I went to, will never see any of those
people in that class ever. Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
I put someone's dog yesterday on a walk, I'll probably
never see that person again.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, and another one. Time doesn't stop. The speech that
I'm about to give in front of my class and
I'm sweating over in the next two minutes it's going
to be done with two minutes is two minutes? Oh yeah,
that's true. Time does not stop. If you're going, God,
I can't wait till the end of the week. I
can't wait till all of a sudden boom the week
is over. Yeah, time does not stop.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Actually, that actually helps me.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
If I'm really nervous about something and it's the beginning
of the day, I'll be like, oh gosh, I'm so nervous,
or I'll have so much to do, and I'm just
really stressed out about it, and I think to myself, Okay, today,
it's right now, it's the beginning of the day.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
But soon it'll be the end of the day, end
of the day. Yeah, and it'll be over and you'll
be fine.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
They changed something on which was it Tender where you
can screen out a man's height, and so if you're like, Okay,
I don't want a man who's under six foot tall,
you can screen those out. And then if you want
a guy who's like, you know, you don't want a
guy that's like cause you're maybe you're very short, you

(15:30):
don't want a guy who's over six foot tall. Maybe
you want a guy that's closer to your own height.
But I mean, let's face it, women prefer, unfortunately, guys
who are tall, like in Taylor Swift's song He's so
tall and handsome as hell that you know, it kind
of sucks, but that's the way it is. So what
what other criteria would you screen out on a dating app?

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If you can screen something out, what would it be?
Think about it and send me a text or call
me at sixty five On nine eight nine k WB.
If you could set a criteria to screen on to filter,
what would it be?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
If this world?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
If you could set a filter on your dating app
to filter out certain things, what would it be? Here's
an interesting one. I would filter out guys with my
ex's names. No Derek, no Nick, no Michael, no Nate.
I'm talking about you. That's kind of funny. Let's get
to the phone. Here we get somebody who's calling six
five one nine eight nine k W Hi Danielle, Danielle. Hello, wait,

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oh there we go. Hi Danielle, Hi, what are you
up to this morning?

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Driving?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Great guard? Gotcha? You're in healthcare, aren't you?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I am?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Look at that?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Wow? How'd you know?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I know our demographic? Danielle? What would you filter out
on your dating app?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Time wasters or people who aren't sincere?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You've been down that road before, haven't you, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Yes, I've actually just recently like had that experience. Like
I started talking to a couple of people and like
they say that they're looking for you know, long term
or you know they're like vocalss romantics too with stuff,
and then like just you get ghosted or they're like, oh,

(17:33):
I'm not sure I'm ready for this or something, you
know they're.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Sure for they're they're sure they're for the sex though.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Aren't they Danielle?

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yeah, yeah, they sure are.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
How is like, Dave, no, I really like you? Like no,
you just want my body? Thank you, Danielle. Other ones
on text message.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, someone agrees.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
They said I would screen out men who are looking
for short term fun. Why are you thirty three and
not looking for anything serious?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's literally a filter on hinder or what is hinder hinge?
It is like what are you interested in? It's like
short term, long term casual or yeah there's friendship blah
blah blah, and then there's something even more than long term,
like marriage or yeah, here's one.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I would screen out. Bald man I like me a
full head of hair. I mean, if that's your preference,
that's your preference, and that's your total right to do.
It's like, if you don't like guys with that are bald,
that's fine. But the great news is there's a lot
of bald guys that are like hot, super hot, a
super hot. I am what it used to be, right.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
I think once you're over thirty, you just gotta have
to be okay with someone at least partially balding. And
so I've just been like, you know what, that's what
dudes look like now, So I'm gonna be into it period.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, yeah, I get it, Jenny. You're kind of on
the prowl right now, you're back on the dating market.
What kind of filters would you put in there, Jenny.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
If they've attended therapy or not?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh seriously, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's important because even if you don't feel like you
have mental health issues, I think therapy still important because
you've gone through life and life isn't always easy and
things happen, and there's many things I've learned in therapy
that I would have never understood about myself that I
never realized was the thing. For instance, I like to
cry a lot, but I feel really awful when I cry.
I don't like that vulnerability. And I realized, love her,

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if she's listening right now, it's because my mom he said,
tell me to stop crying all the time as a kid,
and so I have that in my soul of like,
this is weakness if I cry, but I'm a crier.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
So I do think therapy.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I think therapy is important regardless of like if you
think you've gone through anything in life or not.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Here's one I would filter out a credit score below
six seventy five.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Is that a low one or I think so?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I think eight hundred's a good one. I'm not
really sure.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I think eight fifty is the highest. But I would
say even six seventy five, I would want that, like
seven fifty.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh oh, I thought you were going to say that's decent,
Like that's that's all right.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I really know.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I just like don't know why it's so hard to
pay things on time.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
That's really because you're loaded, Jenny, You're making a ton
of money.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Not loaded.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I actually multiple jobs be able to do what I
do in my life, So I'm definitely not loaded.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I don't want somebody that could cook, but only because
I love to cook, so like that's something that I listen.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
And I do to bond and it just be like
a cool experience.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And unless is the first person I think I've ever
been with that knows how to cook, well, I would.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Say, if you like, if you spend too much time
on your phone, like or I like somebody who's active
and likes to do things because one day you'll be
too old to do things except sit in a rocking
chair and watch Fox News. So I want somebody who
does something more than just you know that that like
wants to go hiking or parasailing or has an adventurous hobby,

(20:42):
even if it's something like I don't know if they
like to be on the kickball team, it's something that
somebody who likes to do things rather than sit your.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Filter, would like track their hours on their phone, because
that's your phone can do that, like.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you got screen time than five
hours a day. You're not dating me, of course, you
don't want to date me any.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Mine would probably be glasses. I love a man in glasses,
so I would turn that filter on. I want a
dude in glasses. But also like talent, and it can
be like any kind of talent. I just want to
see that they like put the effort into learning something
and then actively.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Use that skill.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
So even if it's a stupid talent, like you know,
what if they're not talented at it, do you more
some mean a.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Hobby yeah, like okay, yeah, I do like a hobbyist,
but like you have to actually do the thing that
you've like developed into a hobby.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
What would be a good hobby for you to date?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh? I like any of them. I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What if he was in hang gliding. What if he's
into skydiving?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh not an adventure, some hobby? Okay, because I'm because.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Then we would just were not really like reading as
a hobby.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, I mean maybe he's like he reads and then
writes fan fiction, and then maybe he's you know.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Goes to conventions about it.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
That sounds kind of cool. Or a.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Guy who goes to fan fiction conventions, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
He sounds interesting. It's something to talk about.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Tags just came in. I'd filter out that basic white
man sex jkj K, they say, but they're not.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
It's out the text that filter out people that listen
to your morning show, just in case I have after
wore the roses their ass.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
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right now. On KTWB. We got a lot of stuff
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started with the dirt, brought to you by six one two.
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law Haley Joel Osmond could
have his public intoxication with a controlled stubstance charge dismissed.
The court degreed to order him to go to three
AA meetings a week and go to a therapist on
the other two week days. He was arrested in April
at a ski resort when he drunkenly called the arresting

(23:27):
officer a racial slur. And was staggering around. I don't
know his big sky or veil or Breckinridge or what
under the influence or Hailey Joel Osmond. Yeah, it must
be rough to be like a fort like I peaked
when I was seven. I mean, think about that.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
He was the guy who not really scary now. Arnold
and Patrick Schwarzenegger's funny convers station about being naked on camera.
I had nothing to do really with the muscles. It
was what with leather jackets on?

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Yeah, it was playing a machine.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Only the opening scene was naked. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
Talking about naked, I've done it. I couldn't believe if
I'm watching your show and then watching your with your
butt sticking out there, and that was in thee the
WEIENI and I said, said what is going on here?
I mean this is crazy? And then I said him
and said, well, hello, I who did.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
The same thing. Okay? And you and weenies, do you
guys watch Real Housewife with Tom gart Girardi here? That
is okay? Then we'll get that story. Basically, he was
a he was on Real Housewives. He was an attorney.
He's now eighty six years old. He's going to prison
for embezzling over fifteen million dollars from clients. I would

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pass that along.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I have a good story about Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
She's being hailed as a girls girl for actually divulging
the details of her boob job, so obviously her A
lot of the card Ashians are plastic, but people were saying, hey, like,
help a girl out. I just want to know how
to get my boobs to sit exactly like yours, respectfully,
And she told her fans exactly what they needed to
do to get the exact same boob job as her,

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and didn't say, you know, like, oh, I've just been
working on myself from the inside and that's why I
look different.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Because how much juice is in the boobs that they measured,
the amounted boob juice.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Is in there, she said, for four hundred and forty
five cc, which apparently gives you between a D and
a double D cup moderate profile, half under the muscle silicone.
I will not lie. I copied that and I pasted
it so I had it later.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I said, good.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I also sent Bailey, or maybe I didn't send it
to you, but there was an article about Chris Kardashian's surgeon,
Oh yeah, we did her face, because Bailey had mentioned
once recently, She's like, I need to know who did
that because Chris literally.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Looks like Kim now.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, and Chris is how old though, like sixty something yeah,
maybe late sixties, but she looks not like she's in
her sixties or seventy now. She looks like she's in
her forties now and does Honestly, I don't know how
people can do that to a face.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
It blows my mind.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Right.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, the Kardashians obviously have tons of money, can do
whatever they want, can do the best. Yeah, And there's
also like a lot of hate on like the social
media for this woman.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Her name is Cheryl Burke.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
She used to be on Dancing with the Stars and
her face also she's had tons of work done. But
she's just saying that she's done a lot of inside
work and that's why she looks different.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
And people are like, girl, you're ono zembic.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
We have eyes or something you've gotten, like a facelift,
you did something.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
She's like, no, I just I've been working on myself.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Is some people deny it. I don't know. There's some
people that are just messed up. But I think that
we've all seen somebody who's like, whoa bad plastic surgery,
And a lot of them are like celebrities that were young.
You know, they were beautiful when they were twenty two,
and now they're sixty two, and now they've had you know,
and they would still look great, but then they had this.
Because our eyes are really good at picking out things
that are unnatural. I think that's the way nature created us,

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is to find things that look unnatural. So when we
see bad plastic surgery, it's like anything going on. Jenny,
you got anything for us?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah? You know you've heard about these strange things also
that celebrities do, like fish facials. Well, Miley Cyrus tried
that latest skin treatment by favored by the Hollywood elite.
On Monday. She was promoting her new album which I
listened to it It's so good, And she said, I
did try that salmon sperm ew. Yeah, so apparently you

(27:30):
taste it. She says, it tastes strange, but my skin
looks good.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I think you put it on your face.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh, she's yeah, you do. She said, I didn't mean
to drink it. She didn't mean to drink it. It's
just like a whole mass. So you know, you put
something on your face, sometimes it gets in your mouth weird.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Flex but okay, Biley, it usually goes.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Well, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, yeah, all right, get new some Sabrina Garpenter. So
earlier this week she was teasing we don't know what.
At first she was just look like hitchhiking on the
side of the road, and people were like, all right,
she's getting ready to drop something.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
It's putting out a new song. It's called man Child.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
It drops tomorrow night, and apparently it's about Barry Key
Oogan because you know they broke up last year after
he was cheating on her, and she said in the
little post she made yesterday said this one's for you.
So people are thinking that since it's no toxic and spicy,
that's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Friday.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're actually doing a world premiere.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
That's or I think we're gonna do it like every
hour on Friday or every other hour on Friday on KATWB.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Of sapring to Carpenter's new song. Yes, Manchild, okay, very cool?
That is the dirt on KATIEWDB coming back in a second,
Bayley walked outside and then well she did something that
maybe she shouldn't have done, but we'll talk about that,
and it's all. So we're gonna write an AI song
because we found this great AI program and every week
we just go, Okay, we don't want to do anything
creative on the show. Let's let Ai write a fun

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song for us. We'll do that coming up in a
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