6am Hour - I'm On The Beach Right Now!

Vont's poking the bear on a plane, we revisit an old parody, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You said my heart from the fade up.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh last night, I'm going to sleep now. We sleep
in different rooms because gross, I mean, come on, who.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
My wife and I sleep in different rooms.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
And that I was just may fall asleep, maybe laying
in bed about a half an hour, A little trouble
getting to sleep. The thump, big thump somewhere in the house.
Oh no, And I said, what was that. She said,
I thought it was you. We yelled from different bedrooms,
and I said no, And it was like a thump,

(00:39):
like a thud, like maybe like a baseball hit in
the house, but bigger. Oh okay, something like that thump.
And I'm like, that's unsettling. I finally get sleep about
I don't know, twenty minutes later or whatever.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Beepoop, beepoop, beepoop.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And I'm just thinking it's in my dream. This beep boom,
it's the alarm going off.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Now I'm like, now I'm awake.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Like the security alarm. That's alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Exactly, yes, thank you, And now I'm awake. And she's like,
why is that going off? I said, I have no idea.
So I check all the doors, everything's locked, everything's fine,
there's no mysterious person hiding behind the shower curtain. So
it turned out that the alarm system decided to update
itself at eleven fifty last night, weird time. And when

(01:32):
it downloads the new firmware, it lets you know that
it's downloading the new front boop boo boo boo boo boop.
And I'm like, come on, what about the kathump? I
don't know what the cathump was.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Wait a minute, So were you prepared for there to
thank god, there wasn't, but for there to be something
when you went downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, if you don't have my gun.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
With me, my house bristles with ammunition, guns and firepower.
But I didn't grab my nine milimeter. I didn't grab
it because I just thought, Eh, you know what, do
I really want to shoot anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't want to shoot anybody tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Hell yeah, she's bigger than me and way stronger. Yeah,
and way braver. So that was my night last night.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Good night last night.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh my gosh. I was in the dentist for like
two hours. Fine, but too. I used to be terrified
of the dentist when I was a kid, Like they
used to have.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
To actually strap me down, that's what you said.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, I'd be kicking the dentist and stuff and I
had to go get a two fillings yesterday like a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, so terrified.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And then that's my.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Plan today, take Ava our dog to the vet. Nothing glorious,
no teeth. That's Christmas break. They keep saying, Oh, we
can do on a Tuesday, And I'm like, who was
pizza Yoda do on a Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, you're getting your wisdom teeth pulled over Christmas?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
My girlfriend Alyssa said that this is gonna be the
best day of her life because she had hers taken out,
so she knows.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That it's not a great process. So she gets to
watch you do it.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
She gets to watch me, she gets to have blackmail
and take pictures and videos of me.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's not I mean probably there's different experiences. Is kind
of like when you get like any surgery, gallbladder, colonoscopy,
whinny anything. People will be like, oh, it was terrible,
and other people like, it's no big deal. It's not
the best day of your life, but it's really no
big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I hope that Alyssa gets a video.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
If you like David after the dentist that viral video
of the kid.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Is this real life screams and then passes out in
the chair.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
When I got my wrist surgery, I was so out
of it. I don't remember any of this, but I
was like telling the nurse all these things. And then
at one point she's like feeding me water and I'm
like what is this and she was like it's water.
I was like, oh, I thought it was coffee. You're
trying to give me fed up, she was.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like, bring me vodka instead.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You wake up out a surgery, out of anesthesia, and
you don't really remember it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You just want to go back to sleep.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
And I'm worried that if I ever have a big
surgery that I will confess to a murder or something like, yeah,
that the.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Gold Sheen Glen Sheen Mansion murders idea, it was me.
It was me to kill all those people.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And they'll be like, h should we call the police
because this guy's confessing to murders. I worry that I'll
be doing something like that. I wonder if you, if
you are a nurse and you work in like postop
or whatever, do people confess to things? Do people like
say what what have people said when they come out
of or maybe you were there when your partner or
your kid came out of surgery, and it's like I
was part of the Mansion family.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I just cry usually and ask where my mom is?
Even as a coron adult. Yeah, I feel like I'll
be like five coming out of a surgery. My mom
will be long gone and I'll be like, where's my mom?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Probably probably they happened. All right.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It is KATWB, it is Thursday or Wednesday. Tomorrow is
Boo Bash. I'm very excited about Boo Bash. We got
our costumes together mostly mine is ready to go. Got
a little special effects that I got to work on,
but other than that, we are ready for Boo Bash.
So many people want to go to Boobash. Somebody just
texted a little while ago, and I think Von texted
in the back. They said I want to go to
Boo Bash. So you texted them back and got in Yes.

(05:04):
I said send your name, your email, and your phone number.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
They did. And now I'm putting you on the spreadsheet
as we speak, and that it's flaky with us either.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
If you're asking us for tickets out of nowhere, you
better be showing up to our big Boo Bash.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's kind of like if you're saying that you're going
to come to my barbecue and it's like, yeah, I'm
gonna be there, I'm gonna bring my partner, and then
you don't show up. That means like, no, well I
was so don't don't plan on going and then decide later.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Hold thy self accountable. Yes, yes, exactly, Halloween Woe.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
We got Boo Basge tickets for you right now if
you want to go to Boo Bash that is tomorrow night.
Gary Spivey confirmed we talked to him yesterday. He'll be
there doing readings. If you could ask a psychic anything
you wanted and you knew you'd get the right answer,
what would you ask, are you going to reconnect with
the love of your life? A lot of people are

(05:51):
with somebody who is not the love of their life
and they should be back with the other one. Maybe
it's in the cards, maybe it's not. What would you
ask Gary Spivey if you knew that he would give
you the right answer? Will you ever open on Broadway?
Will you ever be on Broadway? Will you ever be
in cats?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (06:07):
I probably wouldn't ask that I'd probably ask if I
was going to be alone forever.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Okay, there's a good one too. Yeah, Like, what would
you ask a psychic you knew anything?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
The answer would be right, I would ask if they
see me living in Minnesota the rest of my life,
because I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's my forever, this is my forever state.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I gotcha. Okay, Vaughan, what would you ask Gary Spivey?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Will I own my own pork chop stand? After I
retire from radio?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is the dumbest thing ever? As he wants a long
time away?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Is it that what you really want to do? Own
a pork chop stand? You want to own a liquor store?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
What's the problem with my.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I want to marry somebody who owns. It's way different.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
What's logical?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
What would you ask Gary Spivey? Think about it. We'll
get some more tickets coming up. As a matter of fact,
right now, during this commercial break, we'll go through the
phones and get a bunch of phone calls and get
you on the guest list for Boo Bash tomorrow night.
If you're going, I don't have a good costume. I
don't care. I don't care if you were like a
funny hat with a propeller on the top. We'll make
funny for it because it sucks. But if you want
to go, we'd love to have you there. Six' five
one nine eight nine kdub and we'll be back to

(07:09):
Cover Dave's.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Dirt.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Net it is The Dave Ryan. Show good morning ON.
Katiewb we're about to Do Dave's. Dirt just want to
let you. Know if you want Those Boo bash, tickets
then let us, know send us. Up you can call
us and we will get you on the list For Boo.
BASH i had the sweetest thing happened. Yesterday so REMEMBER
i got an espresso for my, birthday AND i was, like,

(07:31):
man the coffee's awfully, strong because it turns out the
espresso in espresso stands For. Espresso while you didn't know.
THAT i really thought it was just a coffee. Maker
and So i'm, like, yeah it's kind of strong and
a little bit, bitter and it's NOT i don't dislike,
It it's just not exactly WHAT i thought it would.
Be so my Daughter, alison she was listening, Yesterday she's, Like,

(07:52):
OH i really want you to like your an. ESPRESSO
i love. Mine so she comes all the way From Apple,
valley drives out to our house and happening, yesterday and
she brought all of her little coffeiness bresso, supply she
brought little, pods she brought a cooler with oatmelk in.
It she brought her little crock of brown, sugar and

(08:16):
she brought some different pods and she's, Like i'm going
to show you how to make one that's really really.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Good he's like an espresso. FAIRY i just thought.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
It was so.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Sweet it was, like it was just so cute that
here's the thing THAT i think That alison thinks right.
NOW i think she thinks That i'm going to die,
soon so she's being nice to. Me she's at that
age where you're watching your parents get a little bit.
OLDER i, FIGURE i still got a good three or
four years left in, me you know WHAT i?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Mean three or.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Four BUT i think That alison is like wants to
be extra nice because she thinks That i've got one
foot in the. Grave are you at a point With?
Ronda Because ronda AND i are close to the same.
Age can you ever look at your mom and, GO
i better take her to the? Fair AND i better
buy her a bench and get her a hot pocket
because she's going to die.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Soon.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah well that's where we're going To graceland on Your.
Disney well, not that's not. Why BUT i definitely want
to go and do stuff with my mom while she is,
lucid you.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Know while she is. Lucid, yep, okay BECAUSE.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I, wanted you, know her to enjoy it and remember.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
It but if she's seventy, five IF i wait ten,
years then she might not be so. Great.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah SO i just thought it was very sweet as
she came, out and she was so cute with her
little brown sugar and her little scoop and her little
oat milk. Things she brought a little froth and it
was it Was, yeah it was good.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Coffee so thank, You.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Allison, OKAY i know we gotta get into, dirt but real,
Quick i'm assuming everything is okay with her And target
and her.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Job you know, what we didn't really want to talk
about it BECAUSE i could sit here and Say, allison,
yes kept her, job but that doesn't console the hundreds
of people who lost their job.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yesterday.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, so, yeah there was a lot of people who
lost their job At target yesterday and if that was
one of you where somebody you're close, to you were really.
Sorry but people are already getting up On LinkedIn and
they're already looking around for their next.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Job yeah For, target you got some good.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Resume, yeah so good luck if that was, you and you,
know things will get. Better they is what is always
dark is before the. Dawn so it will get better
and you will find something that you like even, more
like working for a casino or.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Something they just go take a little quick vacation and
don't think about it right. Now what if radio people
call It i'm on the beach on the beach right. Now,
yeah when radio people are let, go which everyone jokes in,
radio you've never made it in radio until you've been let.
Go so if you're looking for a, job a lot
of radio people be, Like i'm on.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
The beach right. Now but let me know if you
have any.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
Opening whatever the bad news and radio, is there are no. Openings,
yeah In florida's full right. Now, yes it's so.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
True you don't make social.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Media for, gossip rumors and half. Truths you've Got dave's
dirt On kati W.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
B let's dive into the dirt here on katib to
be THE. Nfl listen to the loudest voices that complained
About Bad bunny headlining The Super bowl halftime, show because
let's face, IT i, MEAN i Like Bad. BUNNY i
thought he was great and Happy gilmore, too And i'm
curious to see what he does during the halftime. Show
but there's a lot of people like your Uncle frank
and your Aunt betty who were, like.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Watch A Bad. Bunny so yesterday THE.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Nfl announced That sting is going to headline A San
francisco show on The friday Before Super Bowl. Sunday so
that's kind of a weird. Thing sting has not had
a hit song for more than three, decades but The
boomers they love this guy every, breath You, Tay.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
I'm at Least i'm glad that it's on a different,
day and it's to appease people who are cranky About
Bad bunny because there was like the the like everyone
signed this petition For Garth brooks to be.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
The halftime show.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Instead, yeah AND i JUST i think it's it's fine
that it's on a different.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Day, Yeah like if it was on the same, day
it's like take it away from and what Bad bunny
deserves what he deserves for his.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Performance but then at that, point.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's just a whole different. Concert like it's not even
to rebel against Bad, bunny right, exactly and it should
just be a whole different. Concert but THE nfl is very.
Smart don't think that they did. This they did it
as a money making. Move they want to cater to
the older and wealthier crowd that plans to go to the.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Game so the so Called Super bowl sixty Five. No
fifty Five studio sixty will feature a weekend of unforgettable,
music entertainment and your Aunt gladys who just Loves sting.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Loves sting and she can go and see him On.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Friday, YEAH i, MEAN i have no beef with, that,
because let's face, it one day we'll all be older
and will be, like who the hell is this Bring
Bad bunny to the. Show it's, like who is this?
Guy this Haula graham. GUY i love that, guy because
you'll be doing that one day. Too yeah you all think, That,
no everybody thinks they when they get it not as
loudly as all These. Krabby's you're a pretty crabby.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Girl i'm Crud.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Chad loud so there's a theory going around that last
week's picture Of Justin timberlake And people magazine is masking
the trouble that is happening in his. MARRIAGE jtspr team
has put public pressure On Jessica biale to work through
their issues in an anonymous, source so That jessica And
justin had a small celebration for their wedding. Anniversary even

(13:21):
when life is, down they're committed to their.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Marriage they are happy and.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
United, However jessica has every right to be upset considering
him drunk, driving cuddling with movie, stars plus all the
mistreatment that's come out over the years With Jana jackson
and Like Britney spears and.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Stuff so is he doing.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Okay we're not, sure but they're making him look like
he does In people.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
MAGAZINE i predicted at the top of this year that
they were going to divorce before the end of twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Five so you're still, yeah my.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Girl Chapel roone has been added to the lineup for
The rock And Roll hall Of fame induction, ceremony which
happens On november.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Eighth i'm so excited to be Inducting Cindy lauper into
The rock And Roll hall Of fame On november. Eighth
she has inspired me with her, fashion her, hair of,
course her, makeup hers. MUSIC i actually auditioned With True
colors For America's Got talent WHEN i was. THIRTEEN i
didn't make, it but the song is still, incredible.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
And there's gonna be a bunch of other people there
to induct as, well Like Olivia rodrigo And doja cat et,
cetera et.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Cetera so that'll happen On november. Eighth and we're getting
a sixth season Of Only murders in The. Building people
thought after season five it was, done But Selena gomez
posted yesterday and, said, well looks like Our fami is
going To.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
London.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Y'all that's really exciting if you Like Only, murders good, show.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okayd that is the dirt brought to you by six one,
Two Injured himer And Lammer's Injury. Law give me a
suggestion for the singalong song of the. Day we'll do
it next on katib Tob but we need a. Suggestion
what do you want to sing along? With and the
good news is we all get to share in your.
Pick so text me what song would be fun to
sing along with and we'll do that next on KATIE
abdb to boost your. Mood text us AT katiewb one

(15:02):
b W. B it is sign for the sing along
song of the day here ON katiewb and without further,
ado we give you a song that basically you sing
along with BECAUSE i read somewhere and it totally makes. Sense,
yeah that that singing will boost your endorphins and boost
your joy in the, Morning so you sing it along
in the, shower while you're making your kids, breakfast or
just to wake up the whole, family sing along with

(15:24):
the radio and bring yourself a little.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Joy you got that, joy joy, joy joy down in my,
heart wear down in my, heart wear down in my.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
HEART i got that, joy joy joy joy down in
my heartwear down in my heart. Today thank.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You Vacation Bible. School?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah did you ever go.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
To Vacation Bible? School Jenny.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
NO i Did sunday school every Single, sunday, though SO
i was always In Sunday. SCHOOL i feel LIKE i
was year Round sunday school.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
TOO i did, Too, yeah year Round sunday. School did
you go to Vacation Bible?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
School fond NOT, bbs BUT i did youth camp in the,
summer SO i would go and we do like a
week of you, know those types of songs and having
the s'mores like the summer camp be.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Things BUT i went to church camp a couple of
times WHEN i was a. Kid there were always kids
like not hooking up because we were like, fourteen but
they were like making. Out there was one kid that
there's always a kid at Boy scout camp in church
camp that brought cigarettes or. Weed always a kid that's, like,
yes WHAT i got some of my mom's. Cigarettes they.
Cursuitcase they. Cursed, oh they they cursed all the. Time

(16:26):
what all?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Right did we find a song for? Me are you
still computer?

Speaker 7 (16:30):
Up?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Bro what my computers? Doing?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
NO i believe there we.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Go, okay now moving. AGAIN i had The circle Of. Death,
no It's i'm at sixty. Seven So, JENNY.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I think we're going to do Hero.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Enrique why?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Not kind of an unusual. Choice it's a beautiful. Song
let's do it for your sing along song of The
day on KD. Wb somebody remembered that years ago when
that song was, NEW i did a parody of it
CALLED I Can Be Your zero and it was all
about what a loser the singer, was and he would

(17:02):
stare at your girlfriend's.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Boobs AND i will Play xbox all.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
DAY i have a mattress on my. Floor line is
will you? Cook IF i asked you to? Cook would?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
You and then it goes would you run to the liquor?
Store play a little tiny piece of? It just a
little tiny piece of?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It give me one?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Second is? NOW i backed out of?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It AND i REMEMBER i was at star party AND
i had a zero painted on my shirt AND i
had backup dancers that had zero's painted on their. Shirt
and THEN i forgot the, lyrics so it was not my.
Best here here's a little clip of this, song Let
me be Your. ZERO i can't believe anybody remembers this.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Song would you? Cook IF i asked you to? Cook
would you.

Speaker 9 (17:54):
Run to the liquor? Store the?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Accent?

Speaker 9 (17:59):
Yeah would you mind IF i went to Sex world.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Or put the moves on your?

Speaker 9 (18:10):
Mom IF i gave You Crab life.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And left a lot of cubes on your?

Speaker 9 (18:22):
Drain or would you mind IF i quit my job
job and Played game cubeble all?

Speaker 3 (18:35):
DAY i can be a zero.

Speaker 9 (18:41):
BABY i can't.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Sleep all night and.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
DAY i want a big old stack of.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Hurtlers that's a porn. MAGAZINE i put a best boat.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
On, okay that's.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Enough any more than. That it goes on for another two.
Minutes let's get rid of that. Song we can delete
that one. FOREVER i don't. Care all, right let's do this.
Instead here we. Go vonti is gonna stir the. Pot
what is on your, mind young Von. Tavius i'm coming the.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Guy When i'm on a plane and it, Lands i'll
stand up, immediately even Though i'm all the way in
the back of a damn.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Plane why are you standing?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
UP i don't.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Know it gives me some maybe just BECAUSE i need
to stretch my, legs BUT i Know i'm not going
anywhere to everybody in front of me gets.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Out, OH i thought you.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Were about to, say you're the one who like gets
in the aisle and tries to get.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Out, yeah in the, back slowly but. Surely But I'm
i'm getting. There i'm not at that age, yet But i'm.
Slowly like ONCE i, Stand i'm like trying to slowly
inch Or i'm moving. Around so the person if there's
like somebody in the, aisle they can get out of my.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Waist MAKE i think he does. This this is not
stir the. Pot this is vont pokes the. Bear he
is making this. UP i know this, kid he is
not rude enough to stand up an inch his way
toward the.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Front do not BECAUSE i gotta do the pe.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Dance the peed dance will get people to be, like all,
RIGHT i see this. Guy he wants to get.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Out let me let me try to start inching, out
even though none of us are getting out anytime.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
SOON i just stay. Seated, YEAH i do.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
TOO i don't have any problem with people who want
to stand up in the aisle but you're not going.
Anywhere is the people who stand up in row thirty
four that pick their stuff up and then start inching
their way up to row. Fifteen, YEAH i have a
problem with that. One BUT i don't Believe vant does.
THIS i think he's poking the, bear not stirring the.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Pod.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
HAHA i think you're a nicer kid than.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
THAT i have a whisk over. Here they tell you
something to use.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It what's?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Up?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Uh the way to get through a crowd if you're
at the State fair or a concert or anywhere there's
a big. Crowd Pat, eberts who used to be on
the Show, rip told me the way to do. It
what you do is you cover your mouth and you,
Go i'm gonna be.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Sick i'm going to be. Sick i'm gonna be, sick.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
And people will part like The Red sea because nobody
wants you to puke on. Them so if you're trying
to get to the front of a line or through
a big. Crowd let's say you're outside of A vikings
game and you're trying to don't cut in, line but
you're trying to cut through the or something like, that
just Go i'm gonna be. Sick i'm, sick and Everybody
i've tried, it it will. Get if your kid is with,

(21:08):
you you say they're gonna be, Sick they're gonna be,
sick and it works like a.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Try or in twenty twenty, five you could just cover
your mouth and cough and people will part like The
red zeat because they DID covid or.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Something, SEE i would Say i'm going to be, sick
and then it would be my. Luck that like when
someone when you're on a trail and you're walking and
then someone, says like on your left and then you
turn over to their left and you walk right into a.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Bicycle that would be. ME i WOULD i, WOULD i
would Hear i'm gonna be.

Speaker 7 (21:37):
SICK i would turn around and walk directly into the
person Because i'd be like.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Terrified we're, like which way DO i?

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Go i'm trying to get out of the way for,
You and Then i'd walk right into them and then
they'd throw up on.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Me that would be my.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
LUCK i also just want to say that anyone who
does stand up in the middle of like or at
the end of the, flight and they try to get
in front of, people but they try to get in
front of, people you end up not getting in front
of people. Anyways nobody lets you. Through no roes go
like Row by Row By roe AND i the one
basketball SKILL i still have is how to block. PEOPLE
i do a whole stands, YEAH i, go it's, no,

(22:10):
yeah get out of. SITUATION a great video on TikTok
the other day of a woman being, like you, know
what's so crazy WHAT i just saw at the airport
airport was this woman literally ran off the, plane ran
over a old lady to get off as quick as she.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Could and now guess.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
What we're both standing at the baggage claim waiting for our,
bags and.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Then she might something really, bad but.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
She pants to the woman right next to. Her she pants.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Her maybe she pansered too because she was annoyed about.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
It either, way either, way it was a great. Video
should we do some horror movie bracket?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Updates, yes, yeah let's.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Do let's do since we have vont on, anyway let's
do the and see what movies have been moved on and.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Eliminated yesterday our bracket went Up Poulter guys Versus, halloween
And halloween.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Won, okay, uh it?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Went we went saw the music's Playing exorcists versus The
conjuring and The conjuring one the.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Music hanjuring be The.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
EXTRICIST i was surprised by that Because exorcist was pulling.
Ahead First Texas Chainsaw masacre Versus The shining and now
The shining has moved.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
On okay makes sense.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
That. Yeah and then last but not, least it was
A scream Versus Fro nightmare On Elm.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Street scream. One REALLY i feel Like.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Nightmare it is so. Good so what are the? Brackets?
Now down to the last?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Four halloween which is The Michael myers film Versus The.
CONJURING i think there's gonna be no question.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
There what will? Win? Really, Halloween, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
That's WHAT i.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Think right, now it's pulling ahead at sixty five percent
of the. Vote and The shining Versus, scream this one
is literally only off by. Two it's fifty one percent
has The scream right. Now but this is the updated
bracket for, today so you have all. Data go vote
if you think. Otherwise some of my favorites have already dropped. Out,
yeah Like Poulter geys Didn'take Chainsaw, massacre have already dropped.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
OUT i feel LIKE i personally think it's gonna end
up Being scream And.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Halloween COULD i tell You poultergeist And. Halloween halloween had
won by sixty five. Percent, Oh conjuring had one by
fifty seven percent Versus Exorcist The shining And Texas Chainsaw
mascer was sixty one. Percent, okay so these weren't as
close as the day. Before the day before they were
like eight, Yeaheah, wait.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
What Was nightmare On Elm street Versus, No i'm forgetting
what it wasn Versus?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Scream it was fifty seven percent in favor of scream You,
yeah there's pretty well.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Ballaced there wasn't anyone that was real blowout really maybe
a Couple go vote On Dave Ryan show On. Instagram
go check that. Out we are never more than thirty
minutes away from The Sabrina carpenter key. Word that's can.
Cool it is what?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
IS i thought today Was thursday for a, Second, no that's.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Tomorrow that like twice. Already it feels like A.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Thursday it's Only.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Wednesday we do, have, Though Boo bash tickets to give
away all morning or. That so hang on and right
now let's get into KD. Wb i'm gonna give you

(25:17):
a choice of. Stories either aliens will show themselves in
the world today or the bird theory will predict whether
your relationship is.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Doomed which one do you want to?

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Hear?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Aliens?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Aliens you want to hear about? Aliens, okay let's hear
about aliens. Today aliens may show themselves in the world,
Today so the story. Goes and first of, all before
we get to, THAT i want to let you know
you heard about the the lab monkeys that got out
somewhere like, that yeah or. Whatever so The lab. Monkeys

(25:49):
if you've watched enough, movies the lab monkeys will bite.
Somebody that person will turn into a violent, zombie and
the zombie apocalypse is. Coming so have you've been kind
of hoping for it and you got your shotgun shells
and your bottled. Water this could be the day because
the lab monkeys have escaped In georgia or somewhere like,
that it.

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Turns into the. Apocalypse i'm. Out it was nice knowing you. All,
yeah you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
FIGHT i would not fight BECAUSE i would lose.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Instantly so a bunch of sites are claiming aliens could
make first contact. Today if you're not up on YOUR ufo.
News an interstellar comet from outside our solar systems been
zipping past us the past few months and it's only
the third one we've ever. Seen and it's, big so
experts say it's the size Of, manhattan and it's different

(26:37):
than normal comets because it has a. WINDSHIELD i made that.
Up oh, OKAY i made that part. Up but THE
x files think it is a. Mothership a mother, ship
so THE x files crowd that, is and it's millions
of miles away right.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Now it's on the other side of The. Sun so
why is today of the.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Day basically when it reaches its closest point to The,
sun an event called A. Paarahelian if it's, aliens today's
the best day for them to change course by firing
their boosters and using The sun's gravity like a. Slingshot
and if they know we're, watching they might want to
reach out and say, hi or or destroy. Us like
in the Movie war of The. World they point a little,

(27:17):
beam match, It you're turned into.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Dust.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Dust so a guy At harvard Named Abby lobe has
been pushing for the alien. Theory he joked last month
of your planet a vacation go before. Today he didn't
really predict they'd make first contact. Today that's just the
Average internet moron exaggerating. Things but fans of the theory
think there is a chance the ship has already released
probes and they are on their way.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Here we're.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Cooked, yeah we are. Ridiculous i'm here for.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
It but in, reality there's no reason to think that
is today is more likely than any other.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Day so, WELL i hope it's. Today that'd be Cooling.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Saturday, yeah what a, Twist what a twist if they
showed up?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Today boo bash. Though, okay then they can come On. Friday.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay if they, came they would win the costume. Contest about,
that it's like, boa that is.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Great what's your? NAME i believe what A? Belia? Ba oh,
wow A? Belia you are the? Winner where are you? From?
Cleveland all, right let's do a little face off game
here On katie W. B who is? Hosting who is
playing face? Off is host?

Speaker 7 (28:24):
Hunting dave And jenny are playing. Today but one of
you has to leave the.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
ROOM i will leave the. Broom.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Okay, okay you give the category AND i will be
back in a.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Minute all, right bye bye out, There, okay and wait
for the.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Door, okay there we.

Speaker 7 (28:40):
Go, Okay, JENNY i will give you three different. Categories
you're supposed to name as many things in that category
as you possibly. Can are you?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Okay your first category IS tv CHANNELS.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
CBS, NBC, wcc don't care A, Lovin, FOX, mtv V h, One, Disney, Nickelodeon.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
History, CHANNEL, U.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Pbs, okay, moving.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
He's gonna crush. That he watches so much to do
watch a lot OF. Tv, Well i've got a little
theme going. Here so your next category.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Is, Sitcoms, Friend Seinfeld's, Cheers i'm not good at Sign,
yeah those are the COMS i, know The Office.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Frasier, hey you got some at the end, There good. Job.
Okay your last category Is. Jenny are you? Ready CARTOON tv, shows.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Rug, Rats Power, Rangers Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Bug, Bunny
tom And, jerry And.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Rocket Power The Wow THORNBERRY'S I love that show is related.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
TO W i feel like And dave should have played this.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Round come on, In, Dave, Hello, dave welcome.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Back you can thank, you H?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Dave all? Right are you ready to uh to make it.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Happen For you're ready BECAUSE i?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Crushed, okay.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Okay your first, Category, dave and you're gonna name as
many things as you can in this category IS tv.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Channels I'M, ESPN, C N, N H B O A, B, C, NBC,
cbs P B S C N B C, M S
N B, C.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
T L, C, m T. V, okay.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Amazing. Okay your next category is, Sitcoms.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Cosby, Shows saved by The, Bell Seinfeld, Friends The facts Of,
Life all in The, Family The Jefferson's, Bewitched Gilligan's, island
And The Grippis.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Show all, right, fabulous and your final, Category david is CARTOON.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Tv Shows Scooby, DOO A Scrappy, Doo, Peanuts Teenage, Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Bugs,
Bunny Roadrunner.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Bug damn drawn such a.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Blame all, Right, okay you. Guys it was like a
LITTLE tv version of Face. Off there we'll.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Go one by one here IN tv. Channels jenny you got,
ten pretty.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Good dave you got.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Ten, oh he almost had, eleven but he missed the
buzzer on IT.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Tv you didn't give ME mtv at the.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
BUZZER i started it before the buzzer. Sounded.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Okay then you got.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Eleven, okay all, right moving? On you want, okay. Sitcoms
dave you Got tensit. Comes, jenny you got. Five, YEAH
i did really gave up after THREE.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
TV i didn't think of. ANYTHING i gotcha all.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Right for CARTOON tv, Shows dave you got, six And
jenny you got.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Seven, Oh dave, One So dave one technical, Yep dave.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
One here you were.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Bracky were just trying to get in your. HEAD i,
didn't and it.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
WORKED i KNEW i had to bring my a. Game
so thanks for the. Inspiration all, right we'll be back
in a. Second you're never more than thirty minutes away
From spring Of Carpenter key where to go To Los.
Angeles we're gonna talk to. Somebody i'll bet. Somebody many
people listening know exactly where this house. Is it is
probably the most over the, top, offensive, frightening, Scary halloween decorated.

(32:48):
House and we're going to talk to the neighbor who's
not a, fan and you'll hear what makes it, SO
i mean not just, scary but over the. Top and
should they be allowed to do? It it could be
in your. Neighborhood we'll talk to them next ON ktwb