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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Do you use by the way, it's Friday, good morning.
Do you use a washcloth? Just a bar of soap
or a loofa or some other implement in the shower?
This came up we're talking just a minute ago, and
I don't. I just used the bar of soap. I
got my Irish spring and I just use it all
over up lake. Why is that a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I like Irish spring doesn't have like any of like
the good vitamins and softening agents that you need.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I think it's just like lie No, it is.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's basically lie in turpentine makes it into a green
cake with a little scent in there. Lie in turpentine,
but it strips the sweat off. So yeah, just just
just like up and down, lather up a little bit,
get the bottoms of the feet, and then get the
pits and the bits and all the things like that,
and then you're good to go.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You rub the actual bar on your body, I sure do,
do you?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
And it's only you and Susan live in your house, right, Yeah,
Susan used that same bar.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Does she have her own? Well she definitely, Yeah, she
uses the same bar as far as I know. Yeah. Ew,
why is that and ew.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, you're putting it all up in your business and
then you're like pits and everything, and she's using the
same bar.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Of yours before you use it, just like you run
it under the water.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I't you're logic right, because it's soap, it'll so clean
and you put water. But no, in some capacity that's grows.
I use a it's a silicone scrubber because I like
to be boozy when I can, but I'm not. There's
I know so many people that use their hands, and
it's so unethical for two reasons.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
One two reasons.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
One because I just feel like your hand doesn't wash
as much like I feel like if they keep reapplying
if you use body wash or whatever, because it get
it's gone quickly. It's not a sudsy as a scrubber
or a loofa. And two because your hand goes all
up in your bits and your whatnot. You're under arms
and then I got to shake your hand the next
day at work.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
But I've cleaned and everything. It's like very soapy, very clean.
I've washed my hands quite often.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You know, positive and a negative soap and your bits
equals and negative.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I would never share a bar of soap with you
or Bailey, for example, But with Susan, I don't care.
I wouldn't share one with Carson. That'd be a little
bit weird. But I do see your point to an extent.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What if you have like one of your little creepy
little hairs on it, and then she goes to use it.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh that sounds and totally get that one of my
creepy little hairs on it. I got.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I have a very courteous bathroom user. I always make
sure everything is clean and presentable to the next person,
whether it's the toilet, the sink at a restaurant, the
sink at home, or the bar of soap.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, sometimes you look at the toilet and you go, oh, well,
I need a little tidying up there. Unlike the boys
from over at the other radio stations you go in
the men's room. I don't know what radio stations they are,
but I think there are boys from the radio stations
down the hall that they don't care what they leave.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
All over the toilet. Yeah, I believe that. What about you, Bailey,
what do you use? I use one of those.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
It's called an African net sponge, but it's essentially a loofah,
but it's a loofa that you can like unravel, so
it's long, so it doesn't like, you know, hold all
of that bacteria.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I got you, Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, hang it out and then you could take one
side and one side and then put it over your
back and gold like a balloo in the juggle book. Okay, yeah, yeah,
you get to do it like that. Okay, I use that,
and it's Sudsy's and it's wonderful. Just the red flag.
If use your hand, I think because I don't know
something about it. You're just all up in your man parts,
your lady parts, your underpits, and then I got to
(03:19):
shake your hand.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
The next day I work. Yeah, I don't really. You
never know where somebody's hand is going to be, you know,
like they're just picking their nose and they shake their
hands if they want to meet you.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, maybe it is no sneezing into his hands, shaking hands,
kissing baby.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Last week, I think I was at a Friday night
football or something, and which we have tonight by the way,
Lakeville North, and I went to go fistbunk somebody they
went to go shake my hand. We almost accidentally turkey
is what happened. And they were like, oh, you don't
handshake And I do that to everybody like for the
most part, just because. But now that I think about it,
I'm glad I do that because it's a little more cleanly.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You're kind of a germophobe. See.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I am of the belief that we have built up
this wonderful immunity through our lives. So you know, some
he did just scratch their butt crack, yeah, and then
they shake your hand and you don't know about it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It ain't gonna hurt you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You're not gonna get some sort of butt cracked psoriasis
or something.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's why food off the floor because like why.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Not you have a healthy immune system exactly like how
healthy you are at mm it is Friday morning. Yes,
it's gonna be out tonight at Friday Night Football where
you gonna be again.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
In Lakeville, North Go Panthers for a chance for you
to win a twenty five thousand dollars scholarship thanks to
Saint Ben's and Saint John's.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'm gonna be the restore tomorrow from noon until two
in Brooklyn Park. It is the Habitat for Humanity Restore,
which is like a thrift store. It's goodwill, but it's different.
It's got a little bit different selection and they're super cool.
Whether you are a collector or you're looking for tools
or furniture or whatever, come by and say hi, we
got some free stuff to give away tomorrow. And we're
just kind of hanging out of the front door by
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the restore in Brooklyn Park right on one net cut.
We'll be back in his second to get your Friday
morning on. The show started with War of the Roses.
He doesn't take her anywhere, and she's okay with it
at first, but then she realizes he's not taken me.
Is he really alone or is he taking somebody else.
We'll get to the bottom of this coming up. You
(05:08):
need us for anything, send a text at kd WB
one and we'll be right back by the way. Can
you guess a link for the Lufa?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is there? Alak of the Loofa? You got it? Okay,
Thank you very much, and we'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right back at one on one point three KDWBO.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Jonas Brothers tickets coming up at seven twenty in row
number one. It is a rarity that we get to
give away front row tickets for anything. So this is
a real rarity. But you know your radio station can
do this. You want to get them on stub Hub
or something, you're probably gonna pay a whole lot more.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, a whole lot more than free, a whole lot
more than free.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So hang out for Jonahs Brother's tickets coming up at
seven twenty this morning. And also, don't forget I'm gonna
be at the Restore tomorrow, which is the Habitat for
Humanity thrift store in Brooklyn Park on one NETCA from
noon until two. And I'm really looking forward to it
because I want to go through all the treasures and
meet people and say Hi, are you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Going to have a handful of stuff? And you'll be like, on,
just one more thing, man, Oh I need a cart?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hold on? Can thank you for the impression of welcome.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
It is World egg Day and here we go with
a question catch upon eggs?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes or no.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Let's say you got scrambled eggs, your mate scrambled eggs
at home. Are you going to put ketch upon the eggs?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yes or no? We'll begin with Bailey j Hess Bailey,
I do not like ketchup? All right? Yes, no, I
was a kid, I did. I don't anymore? What about you, dad?
I do one hundred percent catch up for salsa. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
So.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
A new poll out this week asked about different food debates,
and that one did make the list. Here are a
few food topics that people are oddly passionate about. Catch
upon eggs, a full third of us are now on
board with it. Thirty two percent say they either like
or love ketchup on eggs. Is chili a stew, a
soup or neither? Stew wins with two thirds of the vote.
(07:08):
One third said neither. In a tiny percent said chili
is a soup. Can I just feel like neither? It's chili.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's chili.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
It's chili.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's different. I used to have the like, is dance
a sport? And I'm just like, well, yeah, but it's
it's dance. It doesn't need to it doesn't need to
justify itself as a sport. And maybe I'm wrong, Maybe
you can change my mind. It can be qualified as
a sport because it's really freaking athletic.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, because the same way, But it's dance.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
It doesn't need to justify its existence. As a sport.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'll give you another one. Then we'll go back to
the soup. If chili is not a soup, is cereal
a soup. It's the same consistency vibe.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, but soup is like no, soup is like hard red.
Soup has like a vegetables that it soup has. Because
I would say, hey, soup can be hot, but gaspacho
is cold, and that's soup too, But it's it's vegetable based,
like it's hard based.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
The cereal is not a soup. Don't be a dinkers.
Is a hot dog of sandwich?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes or no? Half of us say no? Say yes?
Is a hamburger sandwich? Seventy three percent of us say yeah,
it's a sandwich. But again it's not.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
E is coleslaw salad? Two thirds of us say yes?
Is left over pizza better warm or cold? It is
better warm, But a lot of the time we're too
hungry and too lazy to warm it up, so we
eat it cold.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But they're both good. Yeah, I would eat it any anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
When poured a bowl of cereal, do you put the
milk or the cereal in first. Only four percent of
us go milk first, because you've got to soap the
cereal with the milk.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You pour it over those psychopaths.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Psychopaths. What is the best brownie? The edge piece or
a middle piece?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Edge piece? Corner piece? Hmm, really, corner piece if they're
done well. If they're overcooked, then it's the worst piece.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I don't have a preference. I think I like the
middle because it's soft. But I'll take an edge piece,
why not. I feel about baked mac and cheese too.
Oh god, it brownie sounds so good right now. I
would eat the crop out of a brownie.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, baked mac and cheese. I think that if it's
the crispy part along the edges, yeah, yeah, Oh my god,
that is.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You can't make this stuff up. We're gonna ask you
for right now.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Is gonna be a little bit of short notice, the
sing along song of the morning. We need to give
you a song to sing along with. We'll run a
little bit late and text me with a song and
we'll get you on the radio if you want. We'll
call you and get you on the radio and we'll
play your sing along song of the day on kd
WB but first, I think we're gonna jump right into
(09:45):
we haven't done Dave's dirt yet.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Did you put Dave's dirt on the show sheet? Yeah,
it's on there. Where is it? Oh? No, there it is,
I see it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
See, Well, you screwed it up yesterday and ruined the
entire show.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I went home and I was so upset after that's
making a comeback?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Who's been canceled? And whatever happened to Ashley Parker Angel?
It's Dave's dirt on Katie w B? Where is she?
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Jennifer Aniston has endured years of people speculating about why
she didn't have kids, and while they don't know about
her quote medical woes, she and Brad did try to
conceive the IVF. I've never really given it any thought.
I don't even know if it's crossed my mind one
time that Jennifer Aniston doesn't have kids. Yeah, yeah, I
never thought about it. I mean, it doesn't it doesn't
(10:30):
affect me. If she wants them, good for her. If
she struggled with it, then she has my sympathy. And
if she didn't want kids, then that's none of that.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Ysay, Yeah, then it's none.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
The Sphere in Las Vegas has its new act for
May and June of twenty twenty six, and that act
is Gwen Stefani and No Doubt. So she's going to
be honestly the first woman who's going to perform in
the Sphere, which is pretty exciting and obviously doing all
of like the No Doubt hits, all of her own hits,
I'm sure, Paula Batgirl and all of that jazz. Obviously,
(11:02):
like the Sphere is big in our brains because of
the Backstreet Boys and how well their little stint was
in the Sphere. Yeah, yeah, so having No Doubt there,
I don't know if it'll be as good as the
Backstreet Boys, but it should be cool.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah. Okay, you think she's gonna do her biggest song ever?
What's her biggest song ever? I guess Oh, there you
go this one.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
No, that's good for Gwenn. So there's a podcast called
The Diary of a CEO. Louis Tomlinson was on it
yesterday making the rounds because he was talking about his
late former bandmate and of course friend, Liam Payne, and
he's talking about the idea of One Direction getting back
together at some point.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
It was an atmosphere that never really felt in the
band because normally, like I said, with arms and arm
in arms, it's all this camaraderie, and then all of
a sudden you get someone thinking more independently and more
for themselves, which by the way, they have every right
to do, of course, but it just felt the room
felt cold that day. I think it just it just
completely put a.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Pen and all that.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And the irony is there was no one campaigning for
Wonderations to get back back together more than them, and
like I would say, I came in a close second. Actually,
like definitely.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I saw another clip from this where he was just
talking about, you know, hey, when he found out that
Louis Liam Payne passed, and it was just, you know,
I couldn't imagine being any of the one direction people
going through that, so prayers up to him. He's also
here talking about praise, all the praise for Liam Payne.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I really wanted at him to be remembered the way
that he should be remembered. But this, you know, I
could just go out and talk all day about how
amazing he was, but I think we all looked up.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
To it you could tell they were really close.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh yeah, he was on that show with them man
building the band, and he was just so sweet and
so humble and so I don't know, it just seems
so okay, all right, we do have a bunch of
requests for the sing along song of the day.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
This is I mean, it's a weird one.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It goes back a little longer than most of the
sing along songs of the day, But I hope you
liked this song from La every other time. The singalong
song of the Day on KDWB that is from LFO,
the same band that did Chinese Food makes me sick.
(13:14):
I like a girl that in him for the summer
for the summer. Same band. They came to Last Hand
Summer Dance one time and they were so cool. LFO
the sing along Song of the Day will be back
in a second. We got Jonas Brothers tickets in the
front row, Yes, in the front row. Don't leave or
you're gonna forget about it. It's kind of like if
you see a text message and then you exit out
(13:34):
of your text messaging, you forget to answer it.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Don't exit out.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Of KATWB, you'll forget to come back and somebody else
is going to be putting there butt in your front
row seat for Jonas brothers.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Stay here,