April 14, 2025 • 30 mins
We review our weekends, Dave learned something about an old friend on Facebook, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh hey, it's the Dave Ryan Show on kd WB.
It's Monday morning. I hope you had a good weekend.
It was beautiful this weekend. It's like spring ish this weekend.
Spring was here. Hope you got outside and did some things.
I went flying, I went out of the motorcycle this weekend. Wow,
So I did some things. The girls came over yesterday.
(00:22):
We made little Easter pretzel flowers. It was it was adorable.
It was adorable. It was like, okay, time for you
to girls ago. All right. You know what he did
this weekend a cent and watched the Masters like all weekend.
That is so boring. Really, well, see, it is not boring.
It is peaceful. If you watch them, it is very peaceful.
False do not fall asleep, No, you just kind of watch.
(00:44):
It's like, oh, here we are on the ninth and
here's a sound. Oh that's it's not boring at all.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Even when they get excited, all they do is like
a fist pump.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like yes, yeah, they don't even like a cool touchdown dance.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sometimes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's funny because golf crowds. When I watched golf when
I was a little kid, it was like very polite.
Now they're like as soon as they hit or or
what chip or whatever, the crowd goes crazy, like it's
like a British soccer game or something. It's like it's crazy. Anyway,
hope you had a good weekend. You can check out
a little story from our weekend on what we call
(01:19):
our Weekend in five Photos. It's on Dave ryanshow dot com.
And I know you're busy, you don't have time to
look right now, but each story tells a little bit
of a picture. Vont give me your favorite picture for
the weekend and the story that it tells. Yes, I
was outside.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
My friend Sidney got engaged recently, so her and our
friend Ellie and I we all went to Yardhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right here.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We're gonna go to Rojo for drinks, but they were
like an hour wait, so we went. But if you
look at my Weekend in five picks, I added a
picture of when I went out to drink with them
maybe seven months ago. Somehow I am wearing the exact
same outfit, literally the same shirt. It happens, the pants,
the shoes, and it makes me feel like I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
There are these two hot young women that you were
hanging out with and howorker. Yeah, careful you talk about them, Oh,
well are attractive? Well, first of all, what are attractive
women doing hanging out with you? You paid them? Oh,
you paid them? Okay, got all their drinks? Okay, gotcha?
All right, So there's vond Bailey. Give me one of
your photos and the story that it tells.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, yesterday, me and some friends from high school went
on like a little tour around the Twin Cities, two
different bookstores, and so the picture from yesterday is me
with all of them at one of the bookstores that
had a cat. That was probably our favorite part is
that two of the bookstores had live cats just wandering
around the bookstores.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yay, Jenny, what about you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would say the most interesting one is the fact
that we were all watching out the window at my
mom's house. Yeah, all of a sudden we got like
a notification to shelter in place in my mom's neighborhood,
and somebody had like a mental health crisis or something
and like shot a gun out of the window and
so swat cop cars, fire trucks all that were like
across the street.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And I'm sorry, a mental health crisis does not give
you an excuse to pull a gun and shoot it
out the window. Sorry, no pass on that one, but
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So yeah, we sat and washed, and we were the
nosy people, and like I was the idiot who was like,
let's just like a walk over there. And I'm like, Jenny,
they said to shelter in place. Probably not a good idea.
I was like, okay, fine, So we watch out the
window for like thirty minutes and then the person was
taking into custody and that was the end of it. Whoa,
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So I would well, I would watch out the window too.
You'd be like you're supposed to, like, you know, get
inside the house. And but there's Jenny and the family
peeping over the windows, still taking pictures.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, just like little old dudes like wow, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Across the street?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean there were they blocked off like the main
street that I was on, so people were coming down
my mom's side street, so lots of traffic, lots of.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Golf, lot of traffic.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
There was like three people walking around with their kid.
And mind you, it's like ten thirty at night. Also,
I missed the gunshot because what was I doing? I'd
gotten up to get a stack in the moment that
the gunshot walked. Wait, my sister and I were watching
Wicked in her room together and I like got up
that moment.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was like, man, I saw this, the car missed
the gunplay.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What was your favorite photo?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Probably, I would say probably riding on the motorcycle because
it was just fun to get the motorcycle out. It
was finally warm enough to not have to worry about
it being cold, and we just drove out to Grumpies
in Saint Bonnie, which is a great little local neighborhood
bar with great pizza and burgers, and it's just kind
of We sat and watched the Masters and rode the motorcycle,
so it was very cool. Check those out on Dave
(04:18):
Ryanshow dot com or on Dave Ryan Show on Instagram.
And what we got we got, we got more Kendrick
and Siss the tickets like all day today? Is that
the story all week long.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Their concerts coming up this weekend and it's the first
stop on their tour, so like this is the first
taste of their big concert after this the big Game.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So it's exciting, okay, and the big what's the Wolf?
They brought back the dire Wolf that they brought back.
Jenny is all hyped about the freaking dire Wolf. So
I posted it online because basically, it's like Jurassic Park.
They brought back something that went extinct, and so I
posted it online. I'm like, oh, that's been somebody who's
like you do your research. It's not the actual dire wolf,
(05:00):
like a hybrid of the dire Wolf. It's close enough.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I mean all the articles I read said dire wolf
on it, So I mean, yeah, probably a hybrid of
sorts because it's extinct. Yeah, but it's still going to
be a gigantic wolf that you see in Game of
Thrones that's going to take over the world.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, well I'm looking forward to the wooly Manmith coming back, yes,
saying the Tyronosaurus Rex. That'll be very cool. What are
you up to? Send me a text at KDWB one
if you want to shout out or anything like that,
or just a little encouragement to get you through your Monday.
We'll be back in a second. There's something you're doing
on text messaging that is rude and you didn't even
(05:36):
know it. So when this happens and you think you're
being nice, you're actually being rude. And I will tell
you about it coming up next on You Can't Make
This Stuff Up? On KADWBO. I got to give a
couple of big shout out today. Shout out to grades
one through four at eight CCS. Have fun at your
field trip today. That's from Michelle. Shout out to Brindley.
(05:56):
She is four years old. She's on the way to
the dentist first, a little dental work this morning. Brindley,
you'll do great. No, I would say have fun, but
you probably won't have fun. But you know when you're done,
you'll be very happy. Yes, nice, right exactly. And before
we get to you Can't Make This Stuff Up, I
(06:18):
want to bring up the fact that one member of
the show, one member of this show, either Me, Dave,
Jenny Bailey, or vant, bought themselves a jump rope over
the weekend. Now, by the fact that I'm mocking and
making fun of them, you can tell it's not me.
So do you want to guess who bought themselves a
jump rope over the weekend? Now? Jenny would make sense
because she used to be on like the jump rope
(06:38):
team back in fond Do.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The mocking it. So once again, it probably doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's me because so let's rule you out now. Bailey
does make impulsive purchases once in a while, but she
also doesn't exercise. The most exercise she has is lifting
the remote to turn on that last. Yeah, so the
last person that might have bought a jump rope is
Vasu Whaha what. Yeah, I've just been trying to lose
(07:04):
a little bit of weight.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have mena lessa going to Mexico soon, and I'm
trying to have a body YadA yadi Hot Boys summer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So I've been going to the gym and doing like
the the treadmill, but like on an incline instead of running.
And then I just bought a jump rope because it'll
help warm my heart up before I do it. So
I'm just gonna get a little more, especially since.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's getting warm. Oult's talking to a friend of mine
who's a trainer, and I said, every time I meet
somebody who's really healthy and into nutrition and training things
like that, I said, give me your baseline best nutrition tip.
Here is the baseline best nutrition tip. You want to
hear it. This is not from me and it's really
easy to remember it from somebody that knows somebody who
knows somebody who's fit, and the and they're fit, and
(07:42):
they're they're fit. They said. The baseline nutrition tip is
there are two food groups plants and meat. Everything else.
Don't eat it, von I just yeah, edything green, It
just bothers me. Well, there's other things. Bananas and oranges
are also planned, so fruit. So your bas food groups
are plants, which is your vegetables, and your fruits and
(08:06):
meats chicken, fish, beef, pork, that type of thing. Technically,
wheat is a plant, it's true, but then you mix
it in with bread and the flour and listen. I'm
not saying that he's wrong, but he said pasta, you
know what, have a little pasta here and there. But
your two food groups that you should eat are meats
and plants. I said, no, chili, cheese, fritos, and he
(08:27):
kind of laughed, and he's like, they're delicious, but they're
not a food group. I said, what about ho ho hos, zingers,
dingey buns, chocolate milkshakes a plant?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I don't know if that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I've also been like not intentionally fasting, but just because
of what time we get out of here. I just
don't really have a first meal until the middle of
the day, and then by that point I'm not hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
For the rest of the night.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So I'm sitting there telling my is this going to
kind of help me lose a little bit of weight too?
But only me eating one meal a day.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We all know what we need to do to lose weight.
We just don't want to do it. That's my mentally,
that's my weakness, is like I know what I need
to do, have the salad instead of Chick fil a.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I know that abs are built in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Ship say that again, as are built in the kitchen.
Look at that's right, She's right, But we don't want
to We want to kiss. It's so funny. Well, we'll
go over to Crispin Green and have a salad and
then start to look in the mirror to see whether
we look at eat thinner.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So we we do, whether we believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We do.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I went to the gym once and then I stepped
on the on the scale. I was like, did I
lose any weight? All right, Let's be honest. Twenty twenty
five is not the era of peak language. Everybody is
constantly looking for ways to read, write, and speak less
and with fewer actual words. So I guess there's somebody
(09:56):
who said that if we text the word, it's like, know,
if Jenny says something like happy birthday, Dave, and I
write back the word t h X instead of thanks,
that's considered rude. It's like if you just say ky
instead of okay.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You say KK cute, you know, bring in the you
know whatever tomorrow, and Jenny will be like KK. So
I don't. I don't really encounter that. I just write thanks,
do you?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
My dad always uses like correct grammar in every single text,
so he'll be like, thank you, period, and it just
seems like.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Exactly, why is he mad at me? I gotcha. I
was talking to Alice and my daughter and we were
talking about cursive, and we said, there, they don't teach
cursive anymore. But then there's no real need to teach
cursive anymore, because when do we write, we write out
of necessity, and when we do we just print. I mean,
(10:59):
like in my journal or like for something, for for
work or whatever, I just print. I don't I don't
remember use the only time I use cursive is when
I signed my name, So like Carson, he's never learned cursive,
or if he did, so when my son Carson signs
his name, he signs it in print.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It's so weird, crazy, especially because I took like a
handwriting class whenever I was in school and Carson and
I are the same age.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, cursive, right, he knows it. If you're a teacher,
let me know. First of all, do you teach cursive anymore?
And do you feel like kids should learn cursive. I
used to be like, yesh, every kid should learn cursive,
but then I realized I never use it myself.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I just say it's such a beautiful way to write,
so I still would encourage people learn how to do it.
But I also loved cursive, and I always was the
weird kid who wrote in cursive.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, it's beautiful if you're used to it, like if
you practice, it's practiced for you. Because like when I
write in cursive, it looks like it's a child writing
in cursive because I didn't get a lot of practice
in it, because once you're like out of middle school,
you don't really use cursive.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, I don't think so, teacher, send me a text
let me know whether you use cursive, or whether you
teach cursive, or whether you think it's even important the
kids learn cursive or not. All right, coming up at
seven ten this morning, give me your first chance at
Kendrick and Sissit tickets. I know we've given away tons
of these and you're probably going, where did this radio
station get all these tickets? I can't tell you. Just
trust me. I just can't tell you. We'll be back
(12:20):
in a second. I got I got to share something
with you guys that I found on Facebook because I
was looking up an old friend of mine, just like
sometimes you're like, I wonder it happened to me, you know,
Joe Blow. Yeah, And I looked them up on Facebook
and I found something so shocking about this friend, and
I was and I'm still kind of reeling from it.
Kd w P. We're talking a minute ago about whether
(12:42):
kids are still learning cursive in school, and I was
under the impression that, no, they're not learning it anymore.
But a lot of teachers have texted in at katiewb
one and said, yeah, we do. Here's one says, I'm
a Montessori teacher. We start teaching cursive there are many
benefits to learning it. A lot of philosophy which is
too much to get into, but even thinking about young
children practicing writing and making those flowing strokes of cursive
(13:05):
is much easier than making line circles and dropping off print.
There's a lot of reasons. So and then there's somebody else,
third grade teacher, the kids love learning it. And then
somebody says, my daughter goes to private school. She's in
fourth grade. They're required to write everything incursive. And then
we got a text from glen Coe and they said
(13:26):
what they said, what's cursive? Oh no, of course, not
Ubert's School, glen Coe. We love you, Saint Hubert School,
and Chan still teaches cursive and kids get their cursive
license in third grade. Cute didn't know. So this is
(13:46):
this is kind of just a weird thing, but we
tell story. We pretty much are an open book on
the show. So you ever go through Facebook and you're like, oh, yeah,
down from high school, you can see what Dawn's up to. Yeah,
So you look up Don Smith and you're like, oh, okay,
all right, he looks good and he's got a new
dog or he's married now whatever, Oh Don got divorced,
(14:06):
or you look up somebody maybe that you used to date,
and you're not like trying to hook up with him again.
You're just kind of a guy. I haven't talked to
him in a long time. Yeah. So there's a friend
of mine that years ago, years ago, when Patty Birds
worked here. She and her friends used to come out
to all the different events that we used to do,
kind of like cookie or mic or something like that,
and the big supporters of the show. And so I
(14:26):
looked up this girl, Desi, and she used to come
out all the time. She was friends with everybody, the
shay at the station. And I looked up Desi, and
because I hadn't talked to her or facetimed, I haven't
talked to her in many years since the nineties, but
I was friends with her on Facebook. Probably last time
I talked to her on Facebook ten years ago, fifteen
years ago, long time ago. I look her up and
(14:49):
it was weird. They were like remembering you on your birthday.
Oh oh yeah. It wasn't just that she had died.
And I'm not trying to shock you, were to press you.
She was murdered. Oh Jesus, she was murdered by her uncle.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
He apparently had dementia or something like that. And she
lived with her uncle. She was probably fifty five ish, yeah,
something like that, had some kids, grown kids, I think,
and her uncle. They lived together for whatever reason, and
the uncle murdered her. The uncle said, yeah, I woke up,
(15:29):
he lied, He said, I woke up and I heard
her screaming, and I saw a guy run out and
get in a convertible and drive off. Well, the police
looked at her, but his neighborhood cameras and there was
no truth to that at all, right, but it was
just so shocking. Yeah, I mean it's bad enough. You
ever go on Facebook and see like an old friend
of yours has died, right, I don't know if that's
ever happened to you or not.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I saw a guy he was like my fourth grade crush,
and he died in a motorcycle accident when he was
probably like twenty six.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Now that so that was super sad.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's shocking.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I feel like when we see it, Jenny, then it's
it's like happens like right after the fact, like we'll
find out like oh wow, so and so that I
went high school with died, but like not in the
same vein as you Dave were Like, you'll go, like,
I wonder what that person's up to, and then you find, oh, oh,
they died five years ago, exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Like my mom told me recently, somebody that I graduated
high school with has brain cancer and is on hospice.
So I went to look up them up on Facebook
to see if there was any update and stuff. But
I don't think they have social media, so I never
got that update. Gosh, but yeah, I think it's kind
of like you might hear some rumblings, right, so then
you go to look them up.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, I've never looked someone.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Up in accidentally out you're like, oh, what they die? Yeah,
it was just such a shock. I mean I've had,
you know, I'm old enough that I've had, you know,
several friends from my past die, but I've never known
anybody who's been murdered before, right, And it's just so awful.
I mean, she was just such a wonderful kind I
didn't know her well anymore. Yeah, just a wonderful kind person.
Do you know how long ago she died? Not that long,
(16:59):
like two or three years ago, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,
and I'm not gonna I was thought about giving her
last name, but I thought, you know what, her family
doesn't need this on the radio. You know, they don't
need to be reminded of this or whatever. So anyway,
onto other more important things. We're about thirty minutes away
from your chance at Kendrick and siss the tickets. We're
gonna do this every thirty minutes. It's gonna drive you nuts.
(17:21):
It's gonna drive you nuts because we're gonna say, like,
every time you turn the radio on, we're giving away
another pair of Kendrickan and scissit tickets. But we got
stacks up and we gotta do something with them, So
hang on for that. We'll be back with Dave's dirt.
Katie Perry's gonna be launched into space in another couple
of hours. You guys know about this, did this flying
her everybody's radar because it's an all female crew and
(17:43):
they're going up with Gail King?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Is this a Gale's part of it? And that's all
I knew was Gail and Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And they're like two other people.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Katie's like hyped, Gale's like terrified.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But Gail's excited though, like obviously because she's signed up.
I'm saying, so she's excited in some capacity. Would not
do it? Would you do it? Bailey? No, No, would
not do it. A fiery death upon reinjury is not
the way I want to go. I mean, I'll get
a good selfie up there.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
If you died, the thousands of likes you gotten in
the afterlife.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
All of Dave's Dirt coming up next on one on
one point three, K d w U b gg Perez
the Sailor song on one on one point three KT.
Lizzo was on SNL over the weekend. Yeah, and as
she kind of surprised everybody with a new song, do
you want to hear a little clip of it?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Because I found this for you, I'm gonna play this
a little clip of a new Lizzo. I did not
watch Saturday Night Live, but I'm going to tell you
the new season of Black Mirror is kind of Have
you been watching it? But I thought you were going
to see anything about SNL but you didn't. I haven't
(18:55):
seen this, But what I did but I did watch
was Black Mirror. I didn't watch it. I did watch
Black Mirror We'll get to that a little bit later on.
But Black Mirror one of my favorite shows, and it's
I told Susan, I said, hey, let's watch Black Mirror.
You'll love it. You've never seen it before. So we
watched the first couple of episodes, so it was okay,
and then the one we're watching last night, episode three,
Bailey very disappointed. I'm sorry. We have somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Chelsea's thought.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Chelsea's Hi, Chelsea, Hello, you listen. Good morning. You listened
all the way in Chicago, right, I do.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
I've been listening to you guys since I was in
like middle school and I moved out here like six
years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh wow, I'm so glad because there's some really good
shows in Chicago. But apparently we're better.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, So Chelsea, we were talking about thanks for listening.
By the way, we were talking about, like, you know,
going around and looking on Facebook to see what your
old friends are up to. And maybe you haven't seen
this friend since high school and now you're friends with them,
but you really haven't looked them up, and so you
were kind of scouring around on Facebook at old high
school friends, what did you see? Or college college.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Friends concerning things.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, you know, like what are they called boudo? Was
shoots or whatever?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, are a lot of times it's like lingerie, but
or it's just like hiding body parts in a way
that you can't see certain things.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, there weren't many body parts being hidden, but they Yeah,
their whole Instagram now is basically porn. And it's just
shocking because these are some of my best college friends.
So I'm like, what is happening here? I live downtown
Chicago and I'm like a business professional now and my
closest college friends all went the opposite direction, and I
(20:37):
think they're all porn now.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh, like, do you think that they're actually doing porn?
Are they doing it for Instagram to like have an
Instagram following.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Based on how they were in college? It wouldn't. I
wouldn't put it past them doing porn.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow, how did you turn out to be how you are?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
That's a great question. But also I went like daily
to think of State University. Hey, so shout out, But
I don't really know. I feel like we just got
different directions in life.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Honestly, you know, I think it's I think that a
couple of observations porn is so much more mainstream acceptable
now because they don't even call it like porn stars.
They're called the sex workers. Is that right? So, and
then there's all kinds of people who I see it
all the time. Not all the time, but once in
a while I'll see somebody, a woman who's like gorgeous
in twenty five and she's walking around a four million
(21:27):
dollar house and she's like, I want to thank the
fifteen thousand men who paid for my house. Yeah, because
she's doing old fans. I mean, if it works for you,
so you ought to check into that. You ought to
try doing the little only fans and men get a
big house. You think I haven't done research on this already.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I'm always ahead of the courage, trying to figure out
how to make more money.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah. Well, I wouldn't put it passened too, because once
the girls actually met her boyfriend on a porn site.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh and he was.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Like twenty years older than her, he had a daughter
that was her age that's probably more twenty years wow,
And that he had reached out to her saying like
be careful on one of her photos. I'm like, be
careful of him.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, So goodness, that's her boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Now yeah, I don't know if they're still together. But
he did have a daughter that was her age And
I'm like, oh, and they had met on a porn site.
I'm like, this isn't wow.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
How'd you and grandma meet?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Wow, I'm not on a porn side. Back in twenty
twenty five, why Chelsea? Right? Yeahussy Chelsea, thanks for telling
your story. I appreciate it. Isn't interesting you go on
Facebook and you think, oh, like, oh look my friend
Don got married. Yeah, it's like, oh, she's got kids, now,
that's great. Or she's on OnlyFans. Wow? What did you
(22:43):
find out by looking on Facebook? Either good news or
bad news? Let's do Dave's dirt on KATIEWB. Coach always
used to say, rub a little dirt on it, Dave's
dirt on Katie w B. Way back in about nineteen
eighty five, they did a movie called The Breck This
Club with Molly Ringwall and all these stars, Michael Anthony
Hall or some other people. His birthday today? Is it?
(23:05):
His birthday today? Is indeed? How old is he today?
He is fifty seven? Anthony Michael Hall. He was also
in vacation Anyway, they reunited all of them forty years
later at one of these conventions. Here's a clip. This
one felt special.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's here in Chicago where we made the film with
obviously the fortieth anniversary, and it just felt like it
was time I heard this. Somebody told me that Molly said, well,
does Amelia just not like us?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And that broke my heart.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Amelia Estevez that too, Yeah, it was like, who's Amelia?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah? This morning, Katy Perry scheduled the rocket into space
on the next flight of the Blue Origin. The launch
window opens at nine to thirty Eastern, so that would
be eight thirty our time, less than two hours from
now is when the launch window opens. There will be
coverage of the launch on CBS and Paramount Plus. It
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is going to take off from West Texas. It travels
sixty two miles above Earth and returns gently under parachutes.
Round trip time. Who wants to guess what the round
trip time is? Sixty two miles sixty two miles up
up right?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I would still only say like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't think it's that long. It's eleven minutes, that's it.
They thought they were going to be up there for
a while orbiting. They're not going to do a space walk.
They're not going to like, you know, have dinner up there.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The dull ayer of the atmosphere are they getting into then,
I doesn't seem like they're going into space.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's like they're touching space and.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Turn around troposphere. That's dumb. I made that up. If
they had, they'd actually go into space.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That's why if when you asked earlier if we would
do I say, why not? Because it's literally just going
up coming back down. It's not like the two NASA
workers that went up there for supposed to be eight
days and it turned into nine months day.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
If I think you're right, the troposphere looks like the first layer,
so that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, that's a guess. I don't know what the what
layer they're actually going into now. Katie is part of
an all female crew along with some people you've heard
of and some you've not. Gail King, and then an
aerospace engineer and a civil rights activist, and then a
film producer Lauren Sanchez, who is going to marry Jeff
Bezos this summer, is the flight commander. They've got some
(25:18):
experiments and different things, so there is a purpose to
this one. Here's the embarrassing thing. Katy Perry tried to
talk like a rocket scientist yesterday, but she sounded more
like a space cadet. She said, I've always been interested
in astrophysics, astronomy and astrology and the stars. I think
we're all made of star dust. You should have kept
(25:39):
your mouth shut. You're being rocketed into space and you're like, yeah,
I'm really and astrology. Do you realize astrology and space
travel have zero zero to do with one another? Astronomy?
She said, astronomy, astrophysics, and astrology, so she named of me.
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I see, okay, I don't know. Is Katy Perry being
Katy Perry? What a goof? What is that letterbox? Do
you guys know, like a letterboxed account? Yeah, they know
what it is.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah, you can like review movies that you've seen on
your letter box.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, Ed Sheeran has a letterboxed account. One nice, I
have a letter books, but I do have a letter box.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We explain, well, just review movies online for myself, just
to look them, just to see what I've watched.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, that's kind of fun, kind of like that one
jelly Roll has lost some serious weight. He looks like
lost a person. Congratulations. Do you mind giving an update
on where you started and where you are now?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Started five hundred and forty pounds, I'm three hundred and
fifty seven pounds this morning, I'm gonna lose another one
hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Agos God having with my wife in Sweden. Baby he wos.
I didn't realized he was five hundred and forty pounds.
That was bigger than I thought. That is a that
is very unhealthy. Do you know how you did it?
Livia Weight Control Centers? Yeah you did. Yeah, I went
to Livia Weight Control Centers and lost that weight. You
(27:12):
can do it too. You can be down up to ten.
You call eight five five Golivia Orlivia dot com l
I v e A dot com. Coachella ticket holders that
paid hundreds of dollars for access to the car camping
area complained because the lines to get in were ten
or twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
People said that they were going crazy just standing in
the stands over twelve hours. That was oh mat would
I would try to back out and they probably couldn't.
They probably couldn't get out and like leave at.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That point yeah, I think you're right, they said. On TikTok,
somebody said that they arrived Friday to camp for the weekend.
They said, it's one hundred degrees outside. People's cars are overheating,
they're running out of gas, there's no bathrooms anywhere, and
we paid over six hundred dollars to be here. Another
couple told the TV station, this is absurd. Why are
we spending this money waiting eight hours in a car
(28:05):
we aren't even inside yet. That is some bad planning
to have anybody wait for eight hours to get into
a campground, and then that six hundred dollars was just
for the ticket. I saw a TikTok last night.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
If some woman said a lemonade she bought just one
singular lemonade was seventeen dollars what? And then between her
and her husband or friend whoever she was with, they
spent one hundred and two bucks on two meals.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
That's why I'm saying Coachella is just like a fake
music festival at this point. It's for influencers and people
who are.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Rich like it.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Just that's like not what music festivals are supposed to
be about. I mean, not that most music festivals are
cheap period, but seventeen dollars for a lemonade is quite pricey.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah it was mostly ice, she said, not mostly nice. Yes,
suck you wait in line forever. You pay seventeen dollars
and it's like got a the teaspoon elimonade of the
rest his eyes. Wow, that is the dirt on KATIEWGB
is proudly brought to you by six yet two Injured
Heimer and Lamber's injury Law. Let's do a little motivation
for you, a little Monday motivation. We just kind of
(29:04):
like to throw this out, not just for ourselves but
for you, because sometimes on a Monday, you need a
little something to remind you of things I know I do.
So let's do a Monday motivation on KATIEWB. Hold on
one second. Here it comes.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
The most important decision you'll make in your life is
not where you work, it's not your cohort. It's who
you partner with the rest of your life, specifically your spouse.
I have a lot of friends who are very successful
in every exterior dimension and they don't have a real
partner in their spouse. And it makes the downtimes tougher,
and it makes the upside less enjoyable, Whereas I have
a lot of friends who aren't from a lot of
traditional metrics, very successful. They have a real partner in
(29:43):
their spouse, and it just makes everything burn a little brighter.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
He's right, I'm gonna play the first part again. Listen
to the very first part.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
The most important decision you'll make in your life is
not where you work.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
It's not your cohort. It's who you partner with the
rest of your life. Specifically, okay, your spouse or your partner.
It really is very important because you're either going to
have somebody who's constantly needing maintenance, who constantly needs babysitting,
who constantly needs to be watched, or somebody who kind
of keeps an eye on you and you kind of
keep an eye on each other. Yeah, which is why
(30:13):
I have my cat. He literally keeps an eye email
does all the time. Today. I like that one a lot.
Monday Motivation on KADWB. All right, you're never more than
thirty minutes away from Kendrick and Siss. The tickets first
one coming up at seven ten this morning. Stay here
on KDWB. Let us know if you're up to anything
that we need to give you a shout out for.
(30:34):
Maybe you're getting divorced today. Maybe you sign the divorce papers. Congratulations, Babe,
you start your new job today, Congratulations, a little shout out.
Maybe you're leaving for Peru today, shout out. Send me
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to one
Oh hey, it's the Dave Ryan Show on kd WB.
It's Monday morning. I hope you had a good weekend.
It was beautiful this weekend. It's like spring ish this weekend.
Spring was here. Hope you got outside and did some things.
I went flying, I went out of the motorcycle this weekend. Wow,
So I did some things. The girls came over yesterday.
(00:22):
We made little Easter pretzel flowers. It was it was adorable.
It was adorable. It was like, okay, time for you
to girls ago. All right. You know what he did
this weekend a cent and watched the Masters like all weekend.
That is so boring. Really, well, see, it is not boring.
It is peaceful. If you watch them, it is very peaceful.
False do not fall asleep, No, you just kind of watch.
(00:44):
It's like, oh, here we are on the ninth and
here's a sound. Oh that's it's not boring at all.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Even when they get excited, all they do is like
a fist pump.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like yes, yeah, they don't even like a cool touchdown dance.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sometimes it is.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's funny because golf crowds. When I watched golf when
I was a little kid, it was like very polite.
Now they're like as soon as they hit or or
what chip or whatever, the crowd goes crazy, like it's
like a British soccer game or something. It's like it's crazy. Anyway,
hope you had a good weekend. You can check out
a little story from our weekend on what we call
(01:19):
our Weekend in five Photos. It's on Dave ryanshow dot com.
And I know you're busy, you don't have time to
look right now, but each story tells a little bit
of a picture. Vont give me your favorite picture for
the weekend and the story that it tells. Yes, I
was outside.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
My friend Sidney got engaged recently, so her and our
friend Ellie and I we all went to Yardhouse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right here.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We're gonna go to Rojo for drinks, but they were
like an hour wait, so we went. But if you
look at my Weekend in five picks, I added a
picture of when I went out to drink with them
maybe seven months ago. Somehow I am wearing the exact
same outfit, literally the same shirt. It happens, the pants,
the shoes, and it makes me feel like I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
There are these two hot young women that you were
hanging out with and howorker. Yeah, careful you talk about them, Oh,
well are attractive? Well, first of all, what are attractive
women doing hanging out with you? You paid them? Oh,
you paid them? Okay, got all their drinks? Okay, gotcha?
All right, So there's vond Bailey. Give me one of
your photos and the story that it tells.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, yesterday, me and some friends from high school went
on like a little tour around the Twin Cities, two
different bookstores, and so the picture from yesterday is me
with all of them at one of the bookstores that
had a cat. That was probably our favorite part is
that two of the bookstores had live cats just wandering
around the bookstores.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yay, Jenny, what about you?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would say the most interesting one is the fact
that we were all watching out the window at my
mom's house. Yeah, all of a sudden we got like
a notification to shelter in place in my mom's neighborhood,
and somebody had like a mental health crisis or something
and like shot a gun out of the window and
so swat cop cars, fire trucks all that were like
across the street.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And I'm sorry, a mental health crisis does not give
you an excuse to pull a gun and shoot it
out the window. Sorry, no pass on that one, but
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
So yeah, we sat and washed, and we were the
nosy people, and like I was the idiot who was like,
let's just like a walk over there. And I'm like, Jenny,
they said to shelter in place. Probably not a good idea.
I was like, okay, fine, So we watch out the
window for like thirty minutes and then the person was
taking into custody and that was the end of it. Whoa,
So there's that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
So I would well, I would watch out the window too.
You'd be like you're supposed to, like, you know, get
inside the house. And but there's Jenny and the family
peeping over the windows, still taking pictures.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, just like little old dudes like wow, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Across the street?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I mean there were they blocked off like the main
street that I was on, so people were coming down
my mom's side street, so lots of traffic, lots of.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Golf, lot of traffic.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
There was like three people walking around with their kid.
And mind you, it's like ten thirty at night. Also,
I missed the gunshot because what was I doing? I'd
gotten up to get a stack in the moment that
the gunshot walked. Wait, my sister and I were watching
Wicked in her room together and I like got up
that moment.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I was like, man, I saw this, the car missed
the gunplay.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What was your favorite photo?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Probably, I would say probably riding on the motorcycle because
it was just fun to get the motorcycle out. It
was finally warm enough to not have to worry about
it being cold, and we just drove out to Grumpies
in Saint Bonnie, which is a great little local neighborhood
bar with great pizza and burgers, and it's just kind
of We sat and watched the Masters and rode the motorcycle,
so it was very cool. Check those out on Dave
(04:18):
Ryanshow dot com or on Dave Ryan Show on Instagram.
And what we got we got, we got more Kendrick
and Siss the tickets like all day today? Is that
the story all week long.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Their concerts coming up this weekend and it's the first
stop on their tour, so like this is the first
taste of their big concert after this the big Game.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So it's exciting, okay, and the big what's the Wolf?
They brought back the dire Wolf that they brought back.
Jenny is all hyped about the freaking dire Wolf. So
I posted it online because basically, it's like Jurassic Park.
They brought back something that went extinct, and so I
posted it online. I'm like, oh, that's been somebody who's
like you do your research. It's not the actual dire wolf,
(05:00):
like a hybrid of the dire Wolf. It's close enough.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I mean all the articles I read said dire wolf
on it, So I mean, yeah, probably a hybrid of
sorts because it's extinct. Yeah, but it's still going to
be a gigantic wolf that you see in Game of
Thrones that's going to take over the world.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, well I'm looking forward to the wooly Manmith coming back, yes,
saying the Tyronosaurus Rex. That'll be very cool. What are
you up to? Send me a text at KDWB one
if you want to shout out or anything like that,
or just a little encouragement to get you through your Monday.
We'll be back in a second. There's something you're doing
on text messaging that is rude and you didn't even
(05:36):
know it. So when this happens and you think you're
being nice, you're actually being rude. And I will tell
you about it coming up next on You Can't Make
This Stuff Up? On KADWBO. I got to give a
couple of big shout out today. Shout out to grades
one through four at eight CCS. Have fun at your
field trip today. That's from Michelle. Shout out to Brindley.
(05:56):
She is four years old. She's on the way to
the dentist first, a little dental work this morning. Brindley,
you'll do great. No, I would say have fun, but
you probably won't have fun. But you know when you're done,
you'll be very happy. Yes, nice, right exactly. And before
we get to you Can't Make This Stuff Up, I
(06:18):
want to bring up the fact that one member of
the show, one member of this show, either Me, Dave,
Jenny Bailey, or vant, bought themselves a jump rope over
the weekend. Now, by the fact that I'm mocking and
making fun of them, you can tell it's not me.
So do you want to guess who bought themselves a
jump rope over the weekend? Now? Jenny would make sense
because she used to be on like the jump rope
(06:38):
team back in fond Do.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The mocking it. So once again, it probably doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's me because so let's rule you out now. Bailey
does make impulsive purchases once in a while, but she
also doesn't exercise. The most exercise she has is lifting
the remote to turn on that last. Yeah, so the
last person that might have bought a jump rope is
Vasu Whaha what. Yeah, I've just been trying to lose
(07:04):
a little bit of weight.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have mena lessa going to Mexico soon, and I'm
trying to have a body YadA yadi Hot Boys summer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So I've been going to the gym and doing like
the the treadmill, but like on an incline instead of running.
And then I just bought a jump rope because it'll
help warm my heart up before I do it. So
I'm just gonna get a little more, especially since.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's getting warm. Oult's talking to a friend of mine
who's a trainer, and I said, every time I meet
somebody who's really healthy and into nutrition and training things
like that, I said, give me your baseline best nutrition tip.
Here is the baseline best nutrition tip. You want to
hear it. This is not from me and it's really
easy to remember it from somebody that knows somebody who
knows somebody who's fit, and the and they're fit, and
(07:42):
they're they're fit. They said. The baseline nutrition tip is
there are two food groups plants and meat. Everything else.
Don't eat it, von I just yeah, edything green, It
just bothers me. Well, there's other things. Bananas and oranges
are also planned, so fruit. So your bas food groups
are plants, which is your vegetables, and your fruits and
(08:06):
meats chicken, fish, beef, pork, that type of thing. Technically,
wheat is a plant, it's true, but then you mix
it in with bread and the flour and listen. I'm
not saying that he's wrong, but he said pasta, you
know what, have a little pasta here and there. But
your two food groups that you should eat are meats
and plants. I said, no, chili, cheese, fritos, and he
(08:27):
kind of laughed, and he's like, they're delicious, but they're
not a food group. I said, what about ho ho hos, zingers,
dingey buns, chocolate milkshakes a plant?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I don't know if that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I've also been like not intentionally fasting, but just because
of what time we get out of here. I just
don't really have a first meal until the middle of
the day, and then by that point I'm not hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
For the rest of the night.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So I'm sitting there telling my is this going to
kind of help me lose a little bit of weight too?
But only me eating one meal a day.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
We all know what we need to do to lose weight.
We just don't want to do it. That's my mentally,
that's my weakness, is like I know what I need
to do, have the salad instead of Chick fil a.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I know that abs are built in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Ship say that again, as are built in the kitchen.
Look at that's right, She's right, But we don't want
to We want to kiss. It's so funny. Well, we'll
go over to Crispin Green and have a salad and
then start to look in the mirror to see whether
we look at eat thinner.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So we we do, whether we believe it or not.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We do.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I went to the gym once and then I stepped
on the on the scale. I was like, did I
lose any weight? All right, Let's be honest. Twenty twenty
five is not the era of peak language. Everybody is
constantly looking for ways to read, write, and speak less
and with fewer actual words. So I guess there's somebody
(09:56):
who said that if we text the word, it's like, know,
if Jenny says something like happy birthday, Dave, and I
write back the word t h X instead of thanks,
that's considered rude. It's like if you just say ky
instead of okay.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You say KK cute, you know, bring in the you
know whatever tomorrow, and Jenny will be like KK. So
I don't. I don't really encounter that. I just write thanks,
do you?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
My dad always uses like correct grammar in every single text,
so he'll be like, thank you, period, and it just
seems like.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Exactly, why is he mad at me? I gotcha. I
was talking to Alice and my daughter and we were
talking about cursive, and we said, there, they don't teach
cursive anymore. But then there's no real need to teach
cursive anymore, because when do we write, we write out
of necessity, and when we do we just print. I mean,
(10:59):
like in my journal or like for something, for for
work or whatever, I just print. I don't I don't
remember use the only time I use cursive is when
I signed my name, So like Carson, he's never learned cursive,
or if he did, so when my son Carson signs
his name, he signs it in print.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
It's so weird, crazy, especially because I took like a
handwriting class whenever I was in school and Carson and
I are the same age.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, cursive, right, he knows it. If you're a teacher,
let me know. First of all, do you teach cursive anymore?
And do you feel like kids should learn cursive. I
used to be like, yesh, every kid should learn cursive,
but then I realized I never use it myself.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I just say it's such a beautiful way to write,
so I still would encourage people learn how to do it.
But I also loved cursive, and I always was the
weird kid who wrote in cursive.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, it's beautiful if you're used to it, like if
you practice, it's practiced for you. Because like when I
write in cursive, it looks like it's a child writing
in cursive because I didn't get a lot of practice
in it, because once you're like out of middle school,
you don't really use cursive.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, I don't think so, teacher, send me a text
let me know whether you use cursive, or whether you
teach cursive, or whether you think it's even important the
kids learn cursive or not. All right, coming up at
seven ten this morning, give me your first chance at
Kendrick and Sissit tickets. I know we've given away tons
of these and you're probably going, where did this radio
station get all these tickets? I can't tell you. Just
trust me. I just can't tell you. We'll be back
(12:20):
in a second. I got I got to share something
with you guys that I found on Facebook because I
was looking up an old friend of mine, just like
sometimes you're like, I wonder it happened to me, you know,
Joe Blow. Yeah, And I looked them up on Facebook
and I found something so shocking about this friend, and
I was and I'm still kind of reeling from it.
Kd w P. We're talking a minute ago about whether
(12:42):
kids are still learning cursive in school, and I was
under the impression that, no, they're not learning it anymore.
But a lot of teachers have texted in at katiewb
one and said, yeah, we do. Here's one says, I'm
a Montessori teacher. We start teaching cursive there are many
benefits to learning it. A lot of philosophy which is
too much to get into, but even thinking about young
children practicing writing and making those flowing strokes of cursive
(13:05):
is much easier than making line circles and dropping off print.
There's a lot of reasons. So and then there's somebody else,
third grade teacher, the kids love learning it. And then
somebody says, my daughter goes to private school. She's in
fourth grade. They're required to write everything incursive. And then
we got a text from glen Coe and they said
(13:26):
what they said, what's cursive? Oh no, of course, not
Ubert's School, glen Coe. We love you, Saint Hubert School,
and Chan still teaches cursive and kids get their cursive
license in third grade. Cute didn't know. So this is
(13:46):
this is kind of just a weird thing, but we
tell story. We pretty much are an open book on
the show. So you ever go through Facebook and you're like, oh, yeah,
down from high school, you can see what Dawn's up to. Yeah,
So you look up Don Smith and you're like, oh, okay,
all right, he looks good and he's got a new
dog or he's married now whatever, Oh Don got divorced,
(14:06):
or you look up somebody maybe that you used to date,
and you're not like trying to hook up with him again.
You're just kind of a guy. I haven't talked to
him in a long time. Yeah. So there's a friend
of mine that years ago, years ago, when Patty Birds
worked here. She and her friends used to come out
to all the different events that we used to do,
kind of like cookie or mic or something like that,
and the big supporters of the show. And so I
(14:26):
looked up this girl, Desi, and she used to come
out all the time. She was friends with everybody, the
shay at the station. And I looked up Desi, and
because I hadn't talked to her or facetimed, I haven't
talked to her in many years since the nineties, but
I was friends with her on Facebook. Probably last time
I talked to her on Facebook ten years ago, fifteen
years ago, long time ago. I look her up and
(14:49):
it was weird. They were like remembering you on your birthday.
Oh oh yeah. It wasn't just that she had died.
And I'm not trying to shock you, were to press you.
She was murdered. Oh Jesus, she was murdered by her uncle.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
He apparently had dementia or something like that. And she
lived with her uncle. She was probably fifty five ish, yeah,
something like that, had some kids, grown kids, I think,
and her uncle. They lived together for whatever reason, and
the uncle murdered her. The uncle said, yeah, I woke up,
(15:29):
he lied, He said, I woke up and I heard
her screaming, and I saw a guy run out and
get in a convertible and drive off. Well, the police
looked at her, but his neighborhood cameras and there was
no truth to that at all, right, but it was
just so shocking. Yeah, I mean it's bad enough. You
ever go on Facebook and see like an old friend
of yours has died, right, I don't know if that's
ever happened to you or not.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I saw a guy he was like my fourth grade crush,
and he died in a motorcycle accident when he was
probably like twenty six.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Now that so that was super sad.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's shocking.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I feel like when we see it, Jenny, then it's
it's like happens like right after the fact, like we'll
find out like oh wow, so and so that I
went high school with died, but like not in the
same vein as you Dave were Like, you'll go, like,
I wonder what that person's up to, and then you find, oh, oh,
they died five years ago, exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Like my mom told me recently, somebody that I graduated
high school with has brain cancer and is on hospice.
So I went to look up them up on Facebook
to see if there was any update and stuff. But
I don't think they have social media, so I never
got that update. Gosh, but yeah, I think it's kind
of like you might hear some rumblings, right, so then
you go to look them up.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, I've never looked someone.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Up in accidentally out you're like, oh, what they die? Yeah,
it was just such a shock. I mean I've had,
you know, I'm old enough that I've had, you know,
several friends from my past die, but I've never known
anybody who's been murdered before, right, And it's just so awful.
I mean, she was just such a wonderful kind I
didn't know her well anymore. Yeah, just a wonderful kind person.
Do you know how long ago she died? Not that long,
(16:59):
like two or three years ago, Yeah, something like that. Yeah,
and I'm not gonna I was thought about giving her
last name, but I thought, you know what, her family
doesn't need this on the radio. You know, they don't
need to be reminded of this or whatever. So anyway,
onto other more important things. We're about thirty minutes away
from your chance at Kendrick and siss the tickets. We're
gonna do this every thirty minutes. It's gonna drive you nuts.
(17:21):
It's gonna drive you nuts because we're gonna say, like,
every time you turn the radio on, we're giving away
another pair of Kendrickan and scissit tickets. But we got
stacks up and we gotta do something with them, So
hang on for that. We'll be back with Dave's dirt.
Katie Perry's gonna be launched into space in another couple
of hours. You guys know about this, did this flying
her everybody's radar because it's an all female crew and
(17:43):
they're going up with Gail King?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Is this a Gale's part of it? And that's all
I knew was Gail and Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And they're like two other people.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Katie's like hyped, Gale's like terrified.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But Gail's excited though, like obviously because she's signed up.
I'm saying, so she's excited in some capacity. Would not
do it? Would you do it? Bailey? No, No, would
not do it. A fiery death upon reinjury is not
the way I want to go. I mean, I'll get
a good selfie up there.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
If you died, the thousands of likes you gotten in
the afterlife.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
All of Dave's Dirt coming up next on one on
one point three, K d w U b gg Perez
the Sailor song on one on one point three KT.
Lizzo was on SNL over the weekend. Yeah, and as
she kind of surprised everybody with a new song, do
you want to hear a little clip of it?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Because I found this for you, I'm gonna play this
a little clip of a new Lizzo. I did not
watch Saturday Night Live, but I'm going to tell you
the new season of Black Mirror is kind of Have
you been watching it? But I thought you were going
to see anything about SNL but you didn't. I haven't
(18:55):
seen this, But what I did but I did watch
was Black Mirror. I didn't watch it. I did watch
Black Mirror We'll get to that a little bit later on.
But Black Mirror one of my favorite shows, and it's
I told Susan, I said, hey, let's watch Black Mirror.
You'll love it. You've never seen it before. So we
watched the first couple of episodes, so it was okay,
and then the one we're watching last night, episode three,
Bailey very disappointed. I'm sorry. We have somebody on the phone.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Chelsea's thought.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Chelsea's Hi, Chelsea, Hello, you listen. Good morning. You listened
all the way in Chicago, right, I do.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
I've been listening to you guys since I was in
like middle school and I moved out here like six
years ago.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Oh wow, I'm so glad because there's some really good
shows in Chicago. But apparently we're better.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, So Chelsea, we were talking about thanks for listening.
By the way, we were talking about, like, you know,
going around and looking on Facebook to see what your
old friends are up to. And maybe you haven't seen
this friend since high school and now you're friends with them,
but you really haven't looked them up, and so you
were kind of scouring around on Facebook at old high
school friends, what did you see? Or college college.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Friends concerning things.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Okay, you know, like what are they called boudo? Was
shoots or whatever?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, are a lot of times it's like lingerie, but
or it's just like hiding body parts in a way
that you can't see certain things.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, there weren't many body parts being hidden, but they Yeah,
their whole Instagram now is basically porn. And it's just
shocking because these are some of my best college friends.
So I'm like, what is happening here? I live downtown
Chicago and I'm like a business professional now and my
closest college friends all went the opposite direction, and I
(20:37):
think they're all porn now.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh, like, do you think that they're actually doing porn?
Are they doing it for Instagram to like have an
Instagram following.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Based on how they were in college? It wouldn't. I
wouldn't put it past them doing porn.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Wow, how did you turn out to be how you are?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
That's a great question. But also I went like daily
to think of State University. Hey, so shout out, But
I don't really know. I feel like we just got
different directions in life.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Honestly, you know, I think it's I think that a
couple of observations porn is so much more mainstream acceptable
now because they don't even call it like porn stars.
They're called the sex workers. Is that right? So, and
then there's all kinds of people who I see it
all the time. Not all the time, but once in
a while I'll see somebody, a woman who's like gorgeous
in twenty five and she's walking around a four million
(21:27):
dollar house and she's like, I want to thank the
fifteen thousand men who paid for my house. Yeah, because
she's doing old fans. I mean, if it works for you,
so you ought to check into that. You ought to
try doing the little only fans and men get a
big house. You think I haven't done research on this already.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I'm always ahead of the courage, trying to figure out
how to make more money.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah. Well, I wouldn't put it passened too, because once
the girls actually met her boyfriend on a porn site.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh and he was.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Like twenty years older than her, he had a daughter
that was her age that's probably more twenty years wow,
And that he had reached out to her saying like
be careful on one of her photos. I'm like, be
careful of him.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, So goodness, that's her boyfriend.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Now yeah, I don't know if they're still together. But
he did have a daughter that was her age And
I'm like, oh, and they had met on a porn site.
I'm like, this isn't wow.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
How'd you and grandma meet?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Wow, I'm not on a porn side. Back in twenty
twenty five, why Chelsea? Right? Yeahussy Chelsea, thanks for telling
your story. I appreciate it. Isn't interesting you go on
Facebook and you think, oh, like, oh look my friend
Don got married. Yeah, it's like, oh, she's got kids, now,
that's great. Or she's on OnlyFans. Wow? What did you
(22:43):
find out by looking on Facebook? Either good news or
bad news? Let's do Dave's dirt on KATIEWB. Coach always
used to say, rub a little dirt on it, Dave's
dirt on Katie w B. Way back in about nineteen
eighty five, they did a movie called The Breck This
Club with Molly Ringwall and all these stars, Michael Anthony
Hall or some other people. His birthday today? Is it?
(23:05):
His birthday today? Is indeed? How old is he today?
He is fifty seven? Anthony Michael Hall. He was also
in vacation Anyway, they reunited all of them forty years
later at one of these conventions. Here's a clip. This
one felt special.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's here in Chicago where we made the film with
obviously the fortieth anniversary, and it just felt like it
was time I heard this. Somebody told me that Molly said, well,
does Amelia just not like us?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
And that broke my heart.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Amelia Estevez that too, Yeah, it was like, who's Amelia?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah? This morning, Katy Perry scheduled the rocket into space
on the next flight of the Blue Origin. The launch
window opens at nine to thirty Eastern, so that would
be eight thirty our time, less than two hours from
now is when the launch window opens. There will be
coverage of the launch on CBS and Paramount Plus. It
(24:05):
is going to take off from West Texas. It travels
sixty two miles above Earth and returns gently under parachutes.
Round trip time. Who wants to guess what the round
trip time is? Sixty two miles sixty two miles up
up right?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I would still only say like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I don't think it's that long. It's eleven minutes, that's it.
They thought they were going to be up there for
a while orbiting. They're not going to do a space walk.
They're not going to like, you know, have dinner up there.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
The dull ayer of the atmosphere are they getting into then,
I doesn't seem like they're going into space.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
It's like they're touching space and.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Turn around troposphere. That's dumb. I made that up. If
they had, they'd actually go into space.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That's why if when you asked earlier if we would
do I say, why not? Because it's literally just going
up coming back down. It's not like the two NASA
workers that went up there for supposed to be eight
days and it turned into nine months day.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
If I think you're right, the troposphere looks like the first layer,
so that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Well, that's a guess. I don't know what the what
layer they're actually going into now. Katie is part of
an all female crew along with some people you've heard
of and some you've not. Gail King, and then an
aerospace engineer and a civil rights activist, and then a
film producer Lauren Sanchez, who is going to marry Jeff
Bezos this summer, is the flight commander. They've got some
(25:18):
experiments and different things, so there is a purpose to
this one. Here's the embarrassing thing. Katy Perry tried to
talk like a rocket scientist yesterday, but she sounded more
like a space cadet. She said, I've always been interested
in astrophysics, astronomy and astrology and the stars. I think
we're all made of star dust. You should have kept
(25:39):
your mouth shut. You're being rocketed into space and you're like, yeah,
I'm really and astrology. Do you realize astrology and space
travel have zero zero to do with one another? Astronomy?
She said, astronomy, astrophysics, and astrology, so she named of me.
(26:00):
I see, okay, I don't know. Is Katy Perry being
Katy Perry? What a goof? What is that letterbox? Do
you guys know, like a letterboxed account? Yeah, they know
what it is.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah, you can like review movies that you've seen on
your letter box.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, Ed Sheeran has a letterboxed account. One nice, I
have a letter books, but I do have a letter box.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We explain, well, just review movies online for myself, just
to look them, just to see what I've watched.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay, that's kind of fun, kind of like that one
jelly Roll has lost some serious weight. He looks like
lost a person. Congratulations. Do you mind giving an update
on where you started and where you are now?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Started five hundred and forty pounds, I'm three hundred and
fifty seven pounds this morning, I'm gonna lose another one
hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Agos God having with my wife in Sweden. Baby he wos.
I didn't realized he was five hundred and forty pounds.
That was bigger than I thought. That is a that
is very unhealthy. Do you know how you did it?
Livia Weight Control Centers? Yeah you did. Yeah, I went
to Livia Weight Control Centers and lost that weight. You
(27:12):
can do it too. You can be down up to ten.
You call eight five five Golivia Orlivia dot com l
I v e A dot com. Coachella ticket holders that
paid hundreds of dollars for access to the car camping
area complained because the lines to get in were ten
or twelve hours.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
People said that they were going crazy just standing in
the stands over twelve hours. That was oh mat would
I would try to back out and they probably couldn't.
They probably couldn't get out and like leave at.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
That point yeah, I think you're right, they said. On TikTok,
somebody said that they arrived Friday to camp for the weekend.
They said, it's one hundred degrees outside. People's cars are overheating,
they're running out of gas, there's no bathrooms anywhere, and
we paid over six hundred dollars to be here. Another
couple told the TV station, this is absurd. Why are
we spending this money waiting eight hours in a car
(28:05):
we aren't even inside yet. That is some bad planning
to have anybody wait for eight hours to get into
a campground, and then that six hundred dollars was just
for the ticket. I saw a TikTok last night.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
If some woman said a lemonade she bought just one
singular lemonade was seventeen dollars what? And then between her
and her husband or friend whoever she was with, they
spent one hundred and two bucks on two meals.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
That's why I'm saying Coachella is just like a fake
music festival at this point. It's for influencers and people
who are.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Rich like it.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Just that's like not what music festivals are supposed to
be about. I mean, not that most music festivals are
cheap period, but seventeen dollars for a lemonade is quite pricey.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah it was mostly ice, she said, not mostly nice. Yes,
suck you wait in line forever. You pay seventeen dollars
and it's like got a the teaspoon elimonade of the
rest his eyes. Wow, that is the dirt on KATIEWGB
is proudly brought to you by six yet two Injured
Heimer and Lamber's injury Law. Let's do a little motivation
for you, a little Monday motivation. We just kind of
(29:04):
like to throw this out, not just for ourselves but
for you, because sometimes on a Monday, you need a
little something to remind you of things I know I do.
So let's do a Monday motivation on KATIEWB. Hold on
one second. Here it comes.
Speaker 7 (29:21):
The most important decision you'll make in your life is
not where you work, it's not your cohort. It's who
you partner with the rest of your life, specifically your spouse.
I have a lot of friends who are very successful
in every exterior dimension and they don't have a real
partner in their spouse. And it makes the downtimes tougher,
and it makes the upside less enjoyable, Whereas I have
a lot of friends who aren't from a lot of
traditional metrics, very successful. They have a real partner in
(29:43):
their spouse, and it just makes everything burn a little brighter.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
He's right, I'm gonna play the first part again. Listen
to the very first part.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
The most important decision you'll make in your life is
not where you work.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
It's not your cohort. It's who you partner with the
rest of your life. Specifically, okay, your spouse or your partner.
It really is very important because you're either going to
have somebody who's constantly needing maintenance, who constantly needs babysitting,
who constantly needs to be watched, or somebody who kind
of keeps an eye on you and you kind of
keep an eye on each other. Yeah, which is why
(30:13):
I have my cat. He literally keeps an eye email
does all the time. Today. I like that one a lot.
Monday Motivation on KADWB. All right, you're never more than
thirty minutes away from Kendrick and Siss. The tickets first
one coming up at seven ten this morning. Stay here
on KDWB. Let us know if you're up to anything
that we need to give you a shout out for.
(30:34):
Maybe you're getting divorced today. Maybe you sign the divorce papers. Congratulations, Babe,
you start your new job today, Congratulations, a little shout out.
Maybe you're leaving for Peru today, shout out. Send me
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