6am Hour - Not Made For Nature

Vont complains about Apple maps, Bailey hosts Sound Effects Theater, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, it is a Monday on KTWB it is. Can
I tell you my big adventure over the weekend. Would
I had a kidney stone? Oh, oh no, you never
had a kidney stone. My dad had a kidney stone.
Remember he was did your dad had a kidney stone? So, uh, if,
I've never had one. But I felt something weird going
on in my belly. And I've had belly bane, like

(00:21):
for ten years or more, and it would come and
it would go, would come and go, and I'm looking
it up and of course, you know, you look up
your symptoms. You could find anything from your alien. There's
an alien growing in your body belly two And I thought, oh, oh,
I've got kidney stones, and it's gonna all of a sudden,
it's gonna be like I'm gonna be doubled over in
pain and I'm gonna have to go to the er.
So I started charging up my phone charger and getting

(00:42):
a court almost like I was packing to go to
the hospital for a baby. And uh, and then everything
got better. So that was my big That was probably
the most exciting thing that happened to me over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
It got better before you like even left the house. Yeah, okay,
good Now it's just waiting to come back.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's just waiting to come back. So I like double
over in pain. Well that's probably what it is. How'd
you guys? How was your weekend? Anybody?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
How would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I went to a comedy group, but that wasn't the
highlight of my weekend. I know we're gonna talk about
that later. I me and Alyssa went to Applebee's. And
Alyssa and I have been literally like best I say
that she's my best friend for years, and so we're
just so comfortable with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We went to Applebee's and she did.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Something that she didn't realize she did, and I didn't
realize that either.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
She burped so loud, but it was.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Almost like I guess she just forgot where she was,
and because I'm around her twenty four seven, I also
didn't check her when she did it, so I was
just like okay, and then we both looked back at
each other like wait, did you just do that? It
was the loudest burp in the It was literally like
like just something.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You would do loud one yes, and I was like,
did you just do that?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
And then she realized it's one of my favorite pictures
on my weekend in five picks because she's sitting there
looking all embarrassed after.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
The fact, like do I just yet here? Wow? She's
like did you hear that? Wow? God, it was so funny.
She demolished that food now that picture. Yeah, she's pregnant.
Well she's been pregnant so you know, yeah for about
eleven months now, for eleven months. Yeah, it'll come anytime.
Is it your favorite picture of the weekend? Picture? That
was my favorite picture?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But yes, I did go to a comedy group that
was just something also dope that happened to me this
weekend as well.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Nice cool comedy group, Bailey, give me your favorite picture
for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, I want to see a drag show on Friday night,
and I got to meet a bunch of listeners, which
is really cool, and I like drag. I love drag,
so it was cool to see people that I've never
seen before some that I have, and it was like
a kind of a newer or newer group of like
drag artists. So they're all really young, and anytime I
see young people making.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Art, I'm like, they're the future.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
So that was fun and yeah, some of them were
drag clowns, which, oh my gosh, sign me up.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I want to be a drag clown. That sounds like
the coolest, funnest thing.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Why do you have the impression you didn't like clowns?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
No, I love clowns. Oh okay, are you? Are you
being funny?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I really thought you were like scared of clowns, people
that are gravely afraid of Jenny, I am the opposite.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
If there's a clown there, I'm there. I love clowns.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay, we get it. Good love clowns? Was your favorite
weekend in five? Hey, you know what one that tells
the story?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm not really sure I have one that tells the story,
except that there is one of my girl, Josie. I
got her pawprint. So she died three weeks ago, which
is hard to believe. It's been that long. And she
was my girl, my little dog, for for sixteen years.
And so you know when when they when you euthanize them,
they take you know, their little body back and you
don't see them again ever. And then a week lady,

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you get their ashes, and you get their you know,
little pawprint, their collar back and that type of thing,
and we got it back. We set it on top
of the dryer because I just didn't want to look
at it. I didn't want to look at her ashes,
I didn't want to look at her caller. I didn't
want to look at what was in the bag. And
so I finally opened this weekend and there was her
little pawprint. And so they put it in a little
a little round thing about the size of a coaster,
and it was like yeah, yeah, and they did such

(03:51):
a good job. So that's probably, Oh, I gotta get
choked up. That's probably my favorite picture for the weekend.
Five photos. You can see them all online on Dave
Ryan Show dot com or on Instagram Dave Ryan Show. Brackets.
It is the month of brackets on KATIEB. What is
our bracket that we've got this week, Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Final March bracket is first, because we've all experienced the
first you know, first kiss or first crush or stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
First car, first job. Yes, but let's go through all
the matchups all right right now.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
So we got first crush versus your first time being drunk.
You got first tattoo versus first job. Okay, first time
riding the bike versus first funcie dinner Okay, first car
versus first baby, first time driving a car versus first pet. Okay,
first kiss versus first flight, first vacation versus first house

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or apartment, and first concert versus first time doing the eleven.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, so first concerts versus first time doing the eleven.
You know, it probably can change for it be different
for a lot of people, because some people's first are
really good. Some people's first are not so good.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
My first concert was Spice Girl, so top.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That mine was kiss It was amazing. First Loven was like,
you know, it is what it is. It's not always
the best thing in your life. First kiss was also
not so good. First job, first car, Go vote on
the brackets is kind the fun one. This is the
last bracket in the month of brackets on KTLB. If
you're up to anything, you need a shout out, or

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you need a little encouragement or whatever, send me a
text at KDWB one get you week started here on
kd double ub on The Dave Ryan Show, We'll be
back with you can't make this stuff up and Dave's
Dirt had a lot of stuff to catch up on
all here maybe if her brother. This is the hot

(05:39):
mugshot girl. Did you hear about this?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
This girl?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Okay, the hot mugshot girl got arrested again. Let me
let me explain. I'll go back a couple of days,
so if you're just catching up. Twenty year old Lily Stewart.
She's a student at the University of Georgia.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
She went viral last week thanks to the mugshot she
took after she got arrested for speeding. Earlier this month.
Cops threw her in jail after she got pulled over
once and then again minutes later by the same cop,
driving even faster. So she's twenty years old, she's hot driving,
she's speeding. They pull her over, they give her a ticket.

(06:13):
Minutes later, she gets pulled over again. Here she is
talking about it. This is and if you want to
look up hot mugshot girl, you can see what she
looks like.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is he HERU on there?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I mean she's got beautiful hair and really nice teeth.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
She's beautiful. She is hot. Okay, So here she is talking.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Well, I was pulled over in the officer he gave
me a ticket and I was like it was a
super quick interaction.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I was like, have a great day, officer. He was like,
have a great day.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
You two.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was just so quick.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
And then I pulled back onto the road and I
am going again, and then he puts the sirens on
again and he pulls me over again, and I guess
I was speeding a little. I guess I was going
over a little again.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And then he comes. He pulls me over the second time, and.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
He's like, get out of the car.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
You're under and I'm like, sir, and he's like, get
out of the car, you're under arrest.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And I was like, but I wasn't.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
He was like, hey, put your hands behind your back,
and he put me in a handcuffs and put me
in the back of his golf car.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I was like, what is going on here. I didn't
know you could get arrested for speeding, But when.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I put those handcuffs on, I just shut up. I
was like, I'll just go, I'll go to the jail
with you.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I'll have i'll fire, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Like well, she gets arrested again, so now remember it
just for context. She's beautiful and in the picture where
she's interviewing with TMZ, you just heard. She's got her
hair done, she's got her makeup done, and and she
has definitely been ready for this one. So she got
arrested again early yesterday, not for speeding, but for loitering

(07:44):
and obstructing an officer last week checked. They didn't say
exactly what she did, but it happened in Athens, Georgia,
where she goes to school. They booked her at five
twenty six in the morning. Now, you gotta wonder five
twenty six in the morning. Most of us, even if
we're out partying the night before, we're sleeping by then, right,
So you gotta wonder what kind of trouble can you
get into it? Five twenty six in the morning. She

(08:06):
was arrested, booked, and released on a four thousand dollars
bond a few hours later.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
So sounds entitled, sounds kind of dumb.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Why would you get pulled over for speed and get
a ticket and then go speeding again?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, and that's the thing. I think that she's one
of those people. And we all know somebody, whether it's
a brother in law or a friend or a coworker,
no matter what they do, they never did anything wrong.
What good I did just pulled up a liquor store.
Go on, yeah, you're making a big deal. Got all
I did is I took I took the gun in. Yes,
I took the gun in and I took the gun

(08:41):
out because I.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Was cleaning it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden they thought I
was robbing the liquor store.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I said, give me your money. But I was making
a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
There are people that are absolutely like that. Anyway, go
look her up. Hot mugshot girl. It is Katie WB
textas for anything that's on your mind. Jenny's not here today.
Jenny is on a camper van trip and she was
in the bad lands. Yeah, and it looked really cool.
I think it's a solo camper van trip. And go
check her out on Instagram. Jenny, it's Jenny KTWGB right, Yes, okay,

(09:12):
Jenny KT would be.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
She's such a badass. I think I would just be
terrified to do something like that. And I don't think
I made for the just like nature and peeing in
a bag, Like anytime Jenny goes to do that stuff,
I'm like, hats off to you, because I couldn't. I
made for nature.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
He's sleeping in a bag in a van among rattlesnakes
and pee in a bottle and go check her out.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is very cool.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Super bass NICKI Mina, John k d WB, Good morning,
It's one on one point three KTWGB. Monday, it's like
my happiest time of the day. I mean not Monday.
Monday is kind of bolo out in the morning, like
a happy time of the day because we're on the radio.
Who doesn't want to be on the radio? What a job?
I could be suiting up to work on the top

(09:54):
of like an oil rig right now, you know what
I mean. I could be like, you know, putting on
my post office uniform. Or I can be getting ready
to go in and and uh and be a like
a a what's the butt doctor, what's the what's the proctologytologist?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Like putting on see but we get to be on
the radio. It's a lot of fun. It's not bad.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I almost applied to be a mailman back during quarantine
because I liked walking so much.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You wouldn't be seriously, yeah, quit this job right now.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
That is your job. You're not very good at radio.
You're only average. You're not going anywhere male person. Fun
absolutely because every day did they walk anymore?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I don't think so. Well, I see them walking from
house to house. They have certain neighborhoods. They got to
walk up on the porch.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Right, you have to and think of the big houses
that have steps. That's you get incline. Then yeah, I
love it incline.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Do it you were? You were at Ustes. I'm working
it up.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Look, look it up right now. All right, we'll be
back in a seconds. During the pot in a second,
stay here on, Katie w B. Let us know if
you need to shout out or encouragement or anything like
that for the day, we would be happy to do
that on the radio because it's on the radio. It's cool.
Send me a text at kd WB one. You know
what Bailey just said to me. She said, say something funny.
So you want something funny?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Sure, here we go. All right, you ready. I don't
know why you lobbed them up for this.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Well, I did it as like I I was threatening him.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Well, a neighbor this morning, three o'clock in the morning,
neighbors pounding on my door. Oh, neighbors pounding on my
door at three o'clock this morning. Luckily I was already
up playing my bagpipes don't get you don't get.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, Yeah, that one's good. Gotta give a couple of
shout out.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Shout out to Jeff from your partner, first official day
of physical therapy after total knee replacement on Friday. Wow
you got this. Also shout out to May Dahlia and
Ruth at Valve Check. Thank you for listening. Let's star
the pot. Did you go a little bit on a
mon here is bunked? What do you got?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Thanks David.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
We need to abolish Apple Maps. It needs to go
bye bye. It's like a GPS before if you have
an iPhone, so sorry Bailey case you have an Android.
I was going somewhere and Saint Paul this weekend and
some If you have Apple Maps, you know that sometimes
it'll be like, hey, do you want to save four
minutes on this trip?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
And it'll give you like a detour.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Most of the time I click no, thanks because I've
had this experience before. But this time I was running
a little late, so I was like, let me click it, boom,
save three four minutes and it takes you off the
highway and it'll take you on a whole nother route
that'll end up just adding twenty minutes to your trip.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
It is the most annoying thing in the world. But
did you say four.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
No, and then added sixteen? I guess do the difference
of math. It's dumb. We need to bring what's the
one weighs? That's the one that tells.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
You call it one. Yeah, I don't use that one.
I don't use Google. I am so habitually using Apple
the maps. Yeah, that's the one that I go to
all the time. It works pretty much flawlessly for me.
I got no complaints about it. But it's kind of
like it's like when you go to a restaurant that
you've never ordered from before and you're confused, and it's
like if you go into like I don't know Canes

(13:08):
for the first time and you look up at the
menu board, you're like, I don't know what is what
is the combo? And what about? Same thing with Google Maps.
If I go on Google Maps, I don't get it.
I don't understand how it works. So I go back
to Apple Map.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, and I only I exclusively use Google Maps.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I have my sister uses Ways and does like it.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I think anytime I've opened Ways, it's like there's too much.
It's too cartoony to me, and I feel like I
don't want to take directions from a cartoon. In my
humble opinion, I'm shocked Dave even use any kind of
map app and you don't just have it in your
brain because like my dad is always like, O care
believe you don't know how to get to show and
show place and you just got to go north.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I no, no, I If I'm going to go find
like a bar or something, It's like, okay, let's say,
what was the place we had your birthday party? Forgot
start so I didn't know how to get there, So
I put it in the Apple Maps app and it's like, okay,
turn this way, turn this way, turn this way.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, it was great. It works fine, flawlessly. I agree
with Bailey on the cartoon anything. I like that.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Google what the one reason I'll use Google Maps because
you can zoom in and see a live picture, not live,
but a picture of the place, so I can see
what Bailey's house looks like or Dave's mcmanson and then
Jay Haassen, like, I'll see what it looks like so
I'll know I'm at the right place. I don't think
other maps offer that. Wow, something about Google Maps. You
just don't like Apple Maps. Yes, Apple Maps, because it'll

(14:27):
I was going somewhere this weekend and they said you
want to save four minutes. I said yes, I ended
up taking twenty extra minutes to get there.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Mm hmm. You need to abolish it.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
That's like when you get to the little red part
and you're like, that's gonna add fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I'm going around.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, all right, we'll be back in a second. How
did snow White do at the box office? Apparently not
very good? And who killed JFK? We finally figured out
the answer. Marbles files have been released. We'll tell you next.
On Dave's Dirt on KDWB, it's one on one point
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Speaker 2 (15:01):
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Right now?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
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Speaker 2 (15:15):
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Speaker 1 (15:16):
Okay, and now from the world's most unreliable sources, it's
Dave's Dirt on kd WB, So snow White did okay
at the box office, but it didn't do as well
as they had hoped and everything from people that are
like the cash thing and this and that and whatever.
So I just have no interest in seeing snow White. Yeah,

(15:36):
so Cinder with snow white?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
White? Yeah? Did you go see snow White this weekend?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I also don't know, not really that surprises me. Yeah,
you're the nerdiest of Disney nerves.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I know. I love Disney, but like it needs to
be a very specific live action for me to want
to go see it. Like what Cinderella was their first
live action that they did that was a phenomenal movie.
Beating the Beast was bad, and that's my favorite Disney movie.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
That one was bad.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Aladdin was decent, and then I really haven't seen any
live action since then.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I haven't seen Little Mermaid yet. Oops, but I doubt
Elsie snowy.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Lion King was great. The live action Lion King arguably
better than the original.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Let me tell you what I've watched this weekend. By
the way, Dirt is brought to you by six point
two Injured Heimer Lamber's Injury Law. I finished watching Adolescents,
which is a four parter. It's about a boy who's
thirteen who kills a classmate or did he? And it's
so good because it's just it's like a stage play

(16:38):
because there's one camera shot through the entire episode, which
is really weird how they coordinated that, and they had
to rehearse for months. Yeah, to get and if you
screw it up, you've got to go back and start
at the beginning again.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
No goodness.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
It really is such a really interesting story. So if
you haven't watched Adolescens, I skipped over a couple of times,
really really good. Then I watched it's called Good American Family.
I think all about the Natalia Grace thing, that little
dwarf that the girl that suffered from DWARFSM that she
got adopted by this family and then they found out

(17:15):
later that she wasn't a seven year old she was
a twenty two year old woman.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wow. And she was evil and awful and psychotic and crazy. Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
But then the courts ruled that she really was a
little kid or was she? Oh, And it's called a
Good American Family, And it's just it's an over dramatization
with horrible acting from everybody.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Horrible acting from everybody, but it's so good.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I feel like that's the trend these days, is to
make movies with such poor acting, like two B level acting.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
But that's so bad you just have to watch it through. Yeah,
because it was just over the top. I mean, the
dad is the word. The little girl is actually played
by somebody with dwarfism and she's terrible. The dad is
a terrible overactor. The only actor is the mom. So anyway,
it was get a good Man's a good show. Jonas
Brothers pay homage to New Jersey with a first tour

(18:08):
stop at MetLife. Here is the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 9 (18:10):
We're doing Jonas Khan at the American Dream in Jersey,
which is right across the street from a venue we
always dreamed the Plane. So our tour, which is gonna
be called Jonas twenty Living the Dream. The tour will
kick off on August tenth at MetLife Stadium.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, okay, good, so big.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
It was also so weird hearing you say that, because
I'm from Jersey, so that was you talk about my
Jersey life. So they're doing twenty years of Jonas Brothers
and they did American Dream.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Is like they're all of America.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think it's the same company too, and then MetLife
Stadium is like US Bank Stadium, So then they grew
up in Jersey, so they're doing a whole homage, a
whole tour. They announced to be here October twelfth, I
think October tenth, tenth.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh I'm Amanda Siphried reveals that she auditioned with Cynthia
Irevo for Wicked b check it out.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
I do again think everything happens for a reason. I mean,
that's what we listened to. Fine Gravity. It's funny though,
Like I also got to sing with Cynthia, and like
that was a moment in itself.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, right.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Severance has been renewed for a third season after a
wild season finale. So do you watch Severance? Has anybody
watched that show?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I haven't, but I've heard literally nothing but great reviews
about seven.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's real, it's really good. I've watched the first season.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I still haven't started the second one yet because I
feel like I have to go back and rewatch the
first one.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Name.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, we watched the first maybe seven or eight episodes,
and we really liked it. Yeah, but then it got
a little bit confusing, and when we get confused and
then we get distracted, then we're like, what happened?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Who's he setting your phone on this at the same time.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
No, Susan is the worst. She's the worst.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I'll sit next to her and in the middle of
like last night, in the middle of the what's the show.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
That I watched every Sunday night? White Lotus? Thank You?
And why can I never remember? And ask us every
Monday which show that I watched last It doesn't stick
in my mind?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
And so we're watching White Lotus and she'll pick up
her phone and I'll be.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Like, will you not because it's annoying? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Why is it annoying when your partner, your friend watches
looks at their phone while you're supposed to be watching
the show together.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Because you want to be the one to be like, oh,
did you see that?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
That's exactly right, and you want to be able to
say who was that? Oh my god, did you look
at her? What did she do?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
And she'll be a huh and I look over. She's
got her phone out, she's looking at something, and I'm like,
do you mind not? And she's like, uh, I'm just
answering Allison or something. We're in the same boat.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I'm the person that has to be glued to the
screen to see every detail because sometimes they do things
visually that you can't hear.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
But Alyssa loves going up.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
To get a thing of popcorn and then wash her
hands and all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
And I'm like, but you're missing this party.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
And I'll pause and she'll be like, why'd you pause
it right cause you're not watching, Like.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Exactly right, Bailey.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
If Susan gets up and goes to the bathroom, I
will pause because I don't want her to miss anything.
So if I get confused, I can say what just happened.
Watch This hack could keep your eggs fresh for two
years or kill you.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Let's check it out.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
You need fresh eggs straight from the chicken box. Next
you need pickleing lime. Next you need a scale in
your jar of choice. You're gonna take an ounce of
pickle lime to one quart of water. You're gonna place
your egg.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I'm gonna stop it because nobody's ever gonna do this. No, No,
you're pickling? Are you pickling eggs?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Nobody?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Nobody's gonna pickle an egg. And this is the dumbest
hack ever. Nobody's gonna do this one.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Listen, I go eighteen sixty five. Please.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I grew right. I grew up on a chicken farm.
I know that eggs can be kept outside of refrigeration
for probably a day. Okay, yeah, maybe a little bit
more than a day. They'll keep in the refrigerator for weeks. Ever,
not forever. Don't say forever. You're gonna give somebody salmon,
but for a long time. Jack Harlowe explains what's taken

(22:05):
so long on his new album Let's check it out.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's in process. You know, I'm I'm trying to I'm
trying to transcend.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I want to do something I've never done, and I'm
just slowly starting to accept that maybe it's gonna take.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Me longer than any of my past projects.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
If I want it to be like nothing I've ever done,
maybe it'll take longer than things I haven't.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Okay, it's like anything I've never done, not like nothing
I've ever done.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yeah, the second the grammar was wrong, Dave's shut off
his ears.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
No on, that's enough, all right, it's the dirt on
one on one point three Katie WB and now sound
effects theater. Now there's only two of us here to
do the sound effects. Jenny is on a camping trip
right now, but she'll be back I think tomorrow. Or
we're gonna do sound effects theater.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
You have.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Bailey's gonna read a story and vaunt and I will
provide the sound effects for the story.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I will point at you when it's your time to
make a sound.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
And there's no complaining about the sound effects theater, David,
I love complaining. I know.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ah, another beautiful day in the depths of the ocean.
You wake up to your seashell alarm clock and let
out an angler fish yawn. You hop out of bed,
sharpen your teeth with your dentistry implement, and turn on

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the little light attached to your head. Today is a
brand new day and you're making some waves. You pack
up your bindle and sling it over your shoulder. Bendle's
one of those little like bandanas on.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
A stick, like a hobo stack yep. Then swim out
of your home.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Leaving the seaweeds shaking in the water behind you. You
swim past a giant school of fish.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You swim by a shark.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
But bump, bump, bump bum.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
You swim by a mermaid singing about her dreams. Why
you want to see the shore? Finally, after a lifetime
living in the spooky dark depths of the ocean, you.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Want to see I'm not gonna lie. It's a challenging one.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
You want to see the sunshine and hear the birds.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's a bird, no complaining, okay. On your way to
the surface, you meet a dolphin. I'm running out of
fish shows. Do you know how to dolphin? Sounds like?
There you go.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
They offer to give you a ride and you graciously accept.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Wow, they swim fast. It's hard to come up fast
fast sound? There you go, fast, machine gun in here anywhere.
Before you know it, you're at the surface. You can
feel the sunshine and it's heavenly.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
You must be near a beach because you can hear
children playing, right, mommy, I wanted.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
There are some divers who call out.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
To you, Hey, fish, you won't stop swimming.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
You break the surface of the water and flop onto
a wave.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
It pulls you into shore and you can finally cozy
up in the sand, listen to the bird is this
and take a massive sigh of relief. You'll never go
back down to the depths again.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
That was challenging because they were all water sound effect.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
You guys thought they were all water sound, not really.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Gun the hell you can write the next.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
One, Okay, gladly, everyone in your caliber machine gun takes
out the fish.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Then you get rescued by a helicopter. We've got you.
Come grab the ladder. The next one.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
All right, thank you, Maylee. We'll be back at a second.
It is a Monday on the Dave Ryan Show. Hey
gonna mention this is actually really cool. Tomorrow is gonna
be pick your Ticket Tuesday. So we got a boatload
of tickets everything for I think like Halsey, Kendrick Lamar.
There's all the big concerts that are coming and basically
you're gonna call in and you're gonna win a chance
to pick your ticket. Will be like okay, It's kind

(26:33):
of like when a magician holds out a bunch of
cards and says, pick one. Do you want Halsey, do
you want Kendrick Lamar? Who else is on the list?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
On it's Halsey, Kendrick and Sizza, Katy Perry, The Weekend
and Charlie XCX.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
So you get to pick and be like, oh, I'll
take that one, Like, are you sure you want that one? Eh?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I take that.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That is pick your ticket Tuesday, coming up tomorrow. I
just want to give you a heads up, so if
you're planning on being around tomorrow, make sure you got
your radio on kd double ub that is Sound Effects Theater.
Will be back in a couple of minutes on KDWB
with somebody who's worried about their friend. This is really
interesting thing. They wanted to talk to us because people
will call us and, like, you know, spill their guts

(27:11):
about something that's going on in their life. And this
is somebody whose friend has gone missing on a trip
with somebody that they don't know very well. So they've
been missing I think since Friday.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Or quote unquote missing well, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
It seems like they've just vanished. They went on a
trip on Friday with someone they don't know very well
and they haven't heard from them all weekend. And that's
really weird, the missing friend. We'll talk to them coming
up next and see what's up on KDWB