August 29, 2025 • 28 mins
We recap our day at the Fair, play Mind the Gap, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It is Friday. It's KTWB. On the Dave Ryan Show.
Bailey did something for the first time yesterday. She had
never done this before. You.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I went on the space tower at the State Fair.
It was it was cool. I think, like so it
was six dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
To go on, totally worth it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it was fun because.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You get to see literally like all of Saint Paul
and you get to see Minneapolis, and you really can
compare the size of both of them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Saint Paul seems minuscule in comparison. But it was over really.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Fast, so like you go up, you spin around like
two times, and then you come back down.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But like my mom and I also went on the skyglider,
which is also six dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's like a five minute ride.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is that the one that's enclosed or is that one
where your feet angles eater dangling. I don't think I'd
want to go on the enclosed one.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I just assume it's hot in there, So the skyglider
one is nice.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It isn't completely closed though, No.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I thought it was like there's a door, but there
you can still like put your hand out the window.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, right, I don't remembered on the side.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh that's boring.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, So well we did the I mean, we did
a lot of stuff yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're like, should we try this, should we try that?
Should we go here? Go there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I also gave blood yesterday for honestly, like the
first time in like twelve years something like that. It's
been a hot minute since I gave blood, because how'd
you do? I did find my heart rate was too
high to begin with, but then he let me sit
for a minute and I had to do like breathing
exercises to get my heart rate down.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But you didn't pass out, you didn't get weakozy, and okay,
good for you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They were all really nice and that took like very
little time.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So if you need a break and sit in air conditioning,
go give blood at the fair.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And plus you're gonna lose you know, it's it's a
pint of blood, which is I think gonna be it's
going to weigh about a pound and a half. So
you can eat all you want and still break even
because you're gonna lose a pound and a half of
blood and so not too bad.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Did you have fun at the fairy?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
We had a great time. Meeting people yesterday and then
afterward I went over the Treasure Island booth to play blackjack,
and it was so fun to do something so different.
And it's like a lot of people who didn't listen
to Katie would you be? And then they'd be like,
oh yeah, ok Okatie would be. We just had a
great time. The Treasure Island people were great. Shout out
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to Alex and Yee and Nolan and Aaron who were
helping me out. We had a great time.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah. The video I saw it looked like you were
in a commercial for Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Was there a video?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, I think somebody took a video of you and
you were like, you know, doing the cards and you're
going like ha ha, and it just felt like a commercial.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The Treasure Island people took a video and they posted
you and then I reposted it on the Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Story at that Okay, very very cool commercial. Bainly had
a problem about another fair food and not fair food,
but just the food that is it could be better
and what is your food that could be better?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So I occasionally get pizza Lucha Pizza. There's a lot
of pizza Luche locations. I think they have good pizza,
but my thing with it is that I got one
not long ago and they're not wet enough.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Dave, what do you mean by not wet enough?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like there's not enough sauce or green eas on a
Pizza Luche pizza? And I love Pizza Luche, like the
the toppings that they have are very interesting, and they
always have kind of like a special And that's usually
when I get Pizza Luch's, because I want to try
the special, Okay, And that's like a quirky thing that
I do. But regardless of what pizza it is, it's
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not wet enough.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So wet would mean more sauce and more grease.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, and it's it's like it's still a good pizza,
but it doesn't slide down the way I want it to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, you know, gotcha? Well that's I think this is
a great thing about pizzas. You get all kinds of pizzas.
You got like really cheap, like Totino's pizzas that are
in the freezer for like two ninety nine. Yeah, you
have Heggy's Pizza, you have Devanni's pizza. That every pizza
it's kind of like a boyfriend. Sure, they're all a
little bit different. Some slide down really easily, and some
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kind of you kind of got a choke on it
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
But you know, pizza luch, here's an all call, please
put more sauce on your pizzas.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Pizza really is that food? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
That like it's so versatile. There's so many different types
and ways. There's another food like that. I don't think
so no. I mean even tacos are still only got
a shell. Or I mean with a pizza, there's so
many varieties. You've got your first of all, you shape.
Do you want it to be round? Do you want
it to be square? Do you want it to be rectangular?
Do you want your own personal size pizza? Then the
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crust you've got, the thick, thin pans, crispy, hand tossed.
Then the toppings, I mean it's ridiculous. And the sauce,
how much sauce.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It sounds like I'm reading a children's book, like it's
called what's it?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's a pizza? And then you're just explaining it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm gonna write my next children's book it's called what's
a pizza? Pizza some are round, some are squares. Some
are here, some are there, Some have sauce, some have not,
some have this, some are bossed.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well you sign it for me.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I already wrote most of it right there. Okay, good,
all right, Friday morning. I hope you have had a
good morning so far. Hope the coffee is going well.
Hope your experience with uh, with sleep was good last
I slept like crap last night. I don't know why
did you not sleep well either?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ava. We put her in a cage as opposed to
a pen, and that's daughter.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's a dog, my dog.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Sorry, she's not like in the cage. I think she's
getting anxiety.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So she's been like crying NonStop and we've been trying
to like let her cry it out because she'll get
over it, she's a dog. But it's getting too unbearable.
So we were up like in and out throughout the night. MEAs, oh,
that's tough. Yeah, you have no reason why.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know. I was so tired coming from the
fair yesterday. Susan was driving my wife and I fell
asleep in the car. Nobody can fall asleep into cars
and an adult because you hit a pothole or you've
hit a stop sign. It's like her orch and you jostle.
I was so tired, I thought I'm gonna sleep so
good tonight. I went to bed at eight thirty last night.
By eleven thirty, I was still laying there, Going okay
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anytime now. So hope you slept good. Hope you're ready
for a big weekend supposed to be nice. This weekend.
Good last weekend of the fair. If you want to
get out of the fair, stop by the KDWB booth
and say hello, Dave's Dirt's coming up. Big concert announcement.
This just came up making national news and will tell
you who's announced a tour. They have a toured in
(06:06):
seven years. Damn, we'll tell you who.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Never on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Kati w b Ri in the Grande is going to
be out on tour. So I thought I give you
some details on this one so you can start, you know,
buying tickets. Yes, so it's the Eternal Sunshine Tour and
pre cicket side pre sale ticket sign ups are underway.
It'll start the general sale on September tenth, touring throughout
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next summer. For the first time since twenty nineteen, kicks
off in California. In June of twenty twenty six, and
she'll do multiple nights in ten select cities. Don't have
any details yet on when she's gonna be here, just
how to give you a little bit of a heads up.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think of what I know so far about that
tour is that she does not have a Minneapolis date.
Chicago is the closest day, is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
But then she has a lot of like gaps in
the tour as of right now, so that maybe those
gaps could be full of Annapolis spots Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, Taylor Swift. This is not engagement news.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But apparently she will have a signature cocktail on the menu.
When Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes opened their steakhouse, I
had no idea they were.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Going to open a steakhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So they said they taste tested this signature cocktail called
the Alchemy, which is so very Taylor Swift. The name
comes from her song on the Torture Poets Department about
the early stages of dating Travis. So his prime steakhouse
fifteen eighty seven, I guess is the name of it
or one five eight seven?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who knows it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Number eighty seven? I think his brother was.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Or Patrick mahomes is fifteen.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think I don't know his number.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, it opens September seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, Patrick mahomes is fifteen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Okay, time makes.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Fifteen eighty seven Prime Steakhouse, September seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Janet McCurdy, who we all know from I Carley, she's
dropping a novel and it's called Half His Age. This
will be your second book because she made a memoir
called I'm Glad My Mom Died, which kind of talked
about all the abuse and stuff she went through when
she was a Disney I mean, a Nickelodeon star. Well,
Half His Age's gonna be a fictional story of a
teenage girl dating her married teacher. I'm here for this.
I'm here for this whole era of like child stars
(08:13):
kind of telling stories that about things that they went through.
Alison Stoner, who you know from Phideas and Ferb Sweet
Life of Zach and Cody step up. She also just
put out a book too, So I'm here for this
era of like telling the truths. I guess NDA's are up.
So now they're yeah, so now they're spilling all the.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tea I just put Allison Stoner's book on my waitlist
at the library.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes, hopefully I can get that soon.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And I really did love Jeanette mccurtie's I cam glad
my mom died Buck I got to.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Get both of them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Jesse j we've played her music a lot. On Katie
would be she's actually had to cancel her tours because
of some health struggles.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Unfortunately, I have to have a second surgery, nothing too serious,
but it has to be done before the end of
the year, and unfortunately that falls right in the middle
of a tour that I had booked. So I'm living
in the moment. I'm embracing the moment, and I'm flowing
with the vibes.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So that is what it is. And I'm sorry, Jeez.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Everybody loves SpongeBob, but now there is a fan theory
that Bikini Bottom is the site of a nuclear testing site.
Each main character represents a deadly sin. I don't know
which one. I can tell you how you can.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Jesus this guy apparently, SpongeBob is lust, Patrick is sloth,
Mister Crabs is greed squid what his wrath? Plankton is envy,
Gary the Snail is gluttony. And Sandy's pride. Okay, SpongeBob
is lust what they say. I don't know where these
like theories come from.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, because people are sitting around with nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I've also heard the theory that they all represent like
a mental illness too, But that's why there's sponges.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, it's just good writing. It's like everybody. The thing
is with with the sitcom is people don't realize that
they're crea by people who know what they're doing. Well,
let's make Patrick a whole lot different than SpongeBob, because
if they were just alike, it'd be really boring, just
like Joey and Chandler were a whole lot different from
each other, Monica and Phoebe were a whole lot different
from each other. If everybody on Friends were exactly alike,
(10:15):
it would be a very boring show. And then they
also say one more, Mister Crabs is the only crab
in town, and that's why he's so secretive about the
recipe because he's killing crabs his own kind some to
make Crabby Patty. You sit around with a not a
(10:37):
lot to do this Halloween, Lionsgates can release all five
Twilight movies Kristen Stewart Is plays Bella, swan at the
center of a love triangle, as you know with Robert
Pattinson's Vampire and Taylor Lautner's Weird Wolf. The five day
event in select theaters marks the twentieth anniversary of the
book in the Twilight novels series, so that'll be in
(10:58):
October through November.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm so excited for this because this was a big
part of my personality in college and I hot Tea
was team Jacob and everybody else in their mom was
team Edward.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But I thought he was weird. Is Jacob Taylor Lawner?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, he's the werewolf one. I assume neither of you
have an opinion. Well, I read the first Twilight book
and Death, Oh yeah, sure I did.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Why because everybody was reading the true and then when
they came out with the other ones, I was like, no,
it's not really, it's not really my thing.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah. It was like a gateway book into like romance novels,
I think for a lot of girls, and I remember
reading them and spoiler alert, they're old. But when Bella
and Edward get married and they go on their honeymoon,
I was like, Oh my gosh, it's gonna get good.
It's gonna get good. But then they would be like
he walked towards me, and then you turn the page
and it's like the next morning.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, I'm like, what the there? I'm sorry? Yeah, fourteen
year old Bailey wanted some say I like, come on, okay,
got fair one more story. We need to wrap it up.
We got to ask you for your song for the
singalong song of the morning. It's Friday, It's gonna be
a beautiful day. It's almost the weekend. What is your
sing along song? Is this?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Also?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It is Labor Day weekend, isn't it? Yeah, baby, it's
Labor Day weekend. I kind of forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Three day weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
But I got one more story for you talking about
songs and on this is my super Bowl. Sabrina Carpenter's
album dropped this morning, and we're doing nothing but sabrinet
at the top of every hour starting at seven, this
is a preview of one of the songs you'll hear.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's called Tears.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'll give you one more preview, But Sabrita Carpenter said
on CBS Morning. She said, quote, this album is not
for any pearl clutters because we know Sabrita Carpenter has
like very explicit lyrics. Yeah, riskue lyrics, but they're so clever.
This is another one of the songs on the album.
It's called my man on Will Powers all right?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And that is the dirt brought to you by six
one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Text me
a sing a long song that you want to belt
it out to to the radio this morning at Katie
WB one five three nine two one. We'll do that
a few minutes. Happy birthday, Mitchell having a big birthday today.
I'm not sure how old Mitchell is. He's thirty two
years old today. Happy birthday, Mitchell, will be right.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bailey wears around her your kind of Hot shirt. It's
just an exclusive shirt at the KWB booth and stay Fair.
It says on the front you're kind of hot and
when you wear.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It, people stop me and they go, you're kind of hot.
And initially I was like, okay, what, and then I realized, oh,
I'm wearing the shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Then I go, you're kind of hot And that's a
new thing.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Now. So when you wear that shirt that you can
get at the Minnesota State Fair the KTWB booth, it's
a conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Stuck is because people literally stop me and go, you're
kind of hot o.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I love that. Go pick that up, all right. We
asked for songs to sing along with this morning because
we know that singing along with the radio boost your mood.
This is a great one. It goes way back. But
when we figured what the heck it's Friday, third eye
blind on your sing along song of the Day on
kd WB Hi, I've always loved that song. Sing Along
Song of the Day kd WBD. Dude four, I want
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to see what you think about this one. Short guys
struggle on dating apps, and I think there are still
some safe targets in the world. You don't make fun
of a woman's weight, you don't make fun of a
woman's boob size, but it's still okay to make fun
of short guys. And it is and it's not fair, Dave.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Men people make fun of women's weight all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, but you could call them out on it. I mean,
if you were to, if somebody would walk by and
they were heavy and vaught said good boom ba ba
ba boom ba, and i'd we'd all be like, vont
don't be a jerk. But if somebody wants people you
hang out out. Can I finish the story? Because it
is an absolute fact, it is still okay to disparage
short guys.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, I don't know anyone who does.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh I see it all the time. But for example,
on dating apps, single guys on dating apps have learned
that there is a big difference between being listed as
six foot and anything less than six foot even five
foot eleven, because women will use filters that will result
in five foot eleven being a deal breaker, and five
foot eleven is taller than average. But women love tall guys,
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like in the Taylor Swift song when she says he's
so tall and handsome as hell. It's like, oh god,
he's tall, dark and handsome. Nobody says, oh he is short, bald,
and stuffy. Not even just on dating apps.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I watched this dating show called Pop the Balloon, where like,
if you're interested in a person or you're not, you'll
pop the balloon hopefully find the one. A lot of
times women will see a row of guys and they'll
pop the balloons, like, Yeah, he's just not the height
I want him to be.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So it's very common.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, it is. I think Carson's a little bit shorter,
and he struggles too because I think that he's he's
not as confident. But like, if you meet somebody who's tall,
you sign confidence and charisma to them, man or a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, Well, I don't necessarily think that's just what women do.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I think like as a society, people think taller people
are better in general, not just women, because if you
saw a tall dude, you'd be like that guy somebody,
regardless of who.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You I would agree with that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah. And also what I think is that, like, it's
not that short dudes are bad. I think it's when
they say on a dating app that they are five
eleven and then you show up and they are five
to five.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's what turned out.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Me in No, And that's part of this story is
that guys have realized short guys have realized that if
they say I'm five foot five, They're not gonna get dates.
So they will lie and say they're five foot eleven,
hoping that they can overcome that when they get to
the date. And I get why it doesn't work because
the first thing you learned about them is been dishonest.
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But it's kind of like when somebody sends a picture
of themselves when they had a lot more hair before
they put on forty pounds. They're like, well, I've put
on forty pounds since this picture, but I'm gonna go
ahead and take a chance, because at forty pounds heavier,
it's not going to be easy for me to get
a date.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, wouldn't you want to put in your real height
because then when you do match with people, then they
know that that's their height, and because if you put
in the wrong height, and then you're like, oh, I
never these women are so.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Shallow because they judge me because I'm short.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, they judge you because you lied, and you, Dave,
you can filter out the women who are going to
judge you on your height by putting your real height.
If you put your real one, then you're going to
get swipe left by the women who are going to
judge you on your height, and you don't want those
women anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
But as a guy, it's just not even about the
lie for me, Like, why am I gonna lie about something?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's the first thing you'll see about me, Like, why true?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But I'm just saying I think that the guys experience
zero matches if they are honest about their height. But
I will tell you this one. I know a lot
of wonderful guys that are five foot five. They got
a family, and they got a hot wife or a
hot so But it is a fact of life. It's
kind of like, we don't live in a utopia. People
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are people, and people will judge you on your boob
size and on your height, and that's the way it is.
I wish the world was perfect, but this is a
real story, all right. Moving on, God a big college
football history. You guys. College football is not messing around
this year. That starts officially tomorrow. The big games this
weekend are the biggest games ever played on week one
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of the season. Texas at OSU, Okay, LSU at Clemson,
and Notre Dame at Miami.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know you two don't care anything about sports, but
there have never been this many games between top ten
teams on any opening weekend in the history of mankind.
So big games coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So I care about college sports.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, you can't make yourself care about something you don't
want to care about.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
My family used to be really into like go go Gophers,
like go you fighting gold or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Isn't that what they say?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't go go go you fighting gold. I've never
heard that one before. Go Gophers go go anyway. No,
but yeah, the Gophers play tomorrow, but I don't know
who they are playing. I want to go to a Gopher.
I love going to the Gopher games.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I want to be there for the marching band.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I think if I had to go back and do
something different in high school, I would play.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The like trumpet triangle. You can try maybe play the
try angle? Can you people?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Can you count to four?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
One, two, three, four?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're in? Yes? Yes, that is you can't make this
stuff up. On kd doub ub uh. There are so
many female artists on KDWGB and that's great. Everybody from
Chapel Roan to Gg Perez to Taylor Swift to the
girl Sabrineas Carpenter. So we're trying to like our local
boy made good. Jonah Moray has got a song called
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Heart's Back Home and we love this song and we
hope it blows up. It's Jonah Moray on kd WB.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What my body's right here, but my heart's back home.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jonah Moray on KD double Ub, I can give you
a little shout out day. It's a big day to
day for Kylo May, last day of daycare. So excited
to see you all you do in big girls school.
That is from mom and dad. Still so cool to
hear your name on the radio. It's like, but there
you already putting your socks on or getting out of
the shower, and it's like, well, your name's on the radio.
(19:57):
That's pretty Never got old, I forgot all right. Jinny's
on vacation. She's taking a little trip to where she
going to switching to Mackinaw Island.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
She's going to Macinaw Island. I think to tomorrow, can you.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Take your car on the Macinaw Island But she's taking
the camper van.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
She's taking the camper van, but then she's parking it
wherever you get your ferry to Mcinaw Island. And she's
doing Macinaw like early morning, staying there all day and
then leaving at night.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Since she can't like camp there.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There's no cars from I've been on Macinaw Island one time,
and you can ride bikes and I think, really, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Like rent a bike to ride around the ride.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I think we rode around the entire island.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It was all so jealous. I can't wait to see
pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Well, if you have a great Labor Day weekend, kind
of closing out summer with the State Fair. Bailey's going
to be there tomorrow from ten to.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Two, and then I'll be there on Monday as well,
from one to six, and I'll be there Sunday from
three to six.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good job. I'm going to Colorado next week because Carson
and I are climbing Pike's Peak pic next week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
May nervous.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I am a little bit nervous. Yeah, it's kind of
like when you it's it's I would equate it to
a marathon. If you've ever run a marathon, it's like
running a marathon. You got to train and train and train,
and it's extremely strenuous, and the last few miles were like, uh,
please just be over. So but I did last year.
So we'll see how Coast play a little game here.
We love games. On the Dave Ryan Show, it's called
(21:19):
Mind the Gap. It had basically one generation about another
asking questions about another generation.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yes, and we kind of exhausted the gen X and
the Gen Z questions. So Vant will be answering questions
for the millennial generation, and Dave, you will be answering
questions for the boomer generations.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You get him right?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
All right, Vant, we'll start with you here. Your first
millennial question is what was Carrie Bradshaw's job in Sex
and the City.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
She worked at a shoe storeys aylss.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, no, no, Dave?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Do you know I think she wrote a newspaper article.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, she was a writer, a columnist for a newspaper. Yes,
good job, Dave. Thanks all right, Dave, here's your question.
When going to restaurants, what choices were you given by
the host or hostess?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, smoking or smoking or not smoking? That's correct.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You never lived in that, did you?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Maybe when I was super duper young and I heard
them say it to my mom.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Smoking or not it was awful, And then they did
not have any in the non smoking, so you'd be
like it would be gross, okay, vont Yes, what soft
drink told you to obey your thirst?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Coke? No?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Soft?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Well, yes, coke is a soft It is a soft drink.
But it's not coke. No, it's not PEPSI no shake.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think it was Sprite.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It is spritey obey your thirst.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I mean, what a cool brand for Sprite, because Sprite
probably needs it? All right, Dave invented in nineteen sixty six.
This substitute for whipped cream became an instant success with homemakers.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Cool Whip, Bailey, cou whip is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Correg love cool whip? All right?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Easy, peasy, vont leek. When you are dialed up to AOL,
what famous phrase was heard?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh, it's not you've got mail?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Sorry, how it is? Oh it is? Yay, it is
you got it? Welcome, you've got mail? Nice job ron,
all right, pe That guy died earlier this year. I
think think did he really?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, Dave.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
In nineteen fifty five, the opening of this magical, family
friendly venue was seen on TV by an estimated seventy
million people.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Disneyland, Bailey, that is correct. I don't think we've missed
one yet. I don't think I missed one.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Say I miss my first one?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Roll all right?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Vines who said groovy baby with a British accent.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
It's a rock star. I'm gonna say Elton John No, No,
John is a rock star. David Austin Powers.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Austin Powers, Groovy Baby. Yeah, I love Austin Powers so good.
But if you've not seen those movies, you should. No.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I just watched Titanic for the first time the past
couple of nights and I finished it.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Such a great movie. They should have been the Oscars.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well I think it won like four Oscars.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think they did. Okay, Oh it did already win.
Oh yeah, stupid. Did you use your VHS tapes to
watch it?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I have to rewind it back to the beginning when
I put it and it started in the middle. All right, Dave,
what was the meaning of out the Wazoo?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Too much?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Like?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh we had like the cockroaches out the wazoo.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, that is.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Correct, an excessive amount. Yeah, all right, Vontley. If Ashton
Kutcher pulled a prank on someone, what was it called?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Uh? This was a show?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It was?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It was.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Punked? Yeah, yeah, okay, yes, I was like, hold on,
I know this, I know this, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Nice job. You guys are on a roll here today.
What was better punked or impractical jokers? I think a
Practical Jokers was funny. Oh, Impractical Jokers was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I ever watched that one? Okay, David?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, this nineteen fifties children show had a peanut gallery
and a clown named Clarabell.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Howdy Doody, Howdy duty is correct? Did you ever watch
how doy Dody?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh? God, no, I wasn't a round pack.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Then you said a cow named Clarabel. No a clown?
A clown? Okay?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I was about to say Claire Bother the cows from
Mickey Mouse. Yeah, no, a clown, okay?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Vin.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
What was the name of the traveling festivals led by
female artists in the late nineteen nineties, developed by Sarah McLaughlin.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
No clue, I have no clue.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
You said traveling, and the first thing I was gonna
say was the Barnuman Brothers Bailey Circus that thing, But
then you said females and I lost it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, no, Dave, do you know.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I want to say Lola Palooza. If that's not it,
it's Lilith Fair. Yeah, I would love to go to
Lila Affair. That sounds fun, all right, David.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
What did Simon and Garfunkel ask you to buy if
you were going to Scarborough fair.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Uh you guys Scarborough partially sage Rosemary in time.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's correct. Wow, nice job. I thought that was gonna
be hard all right, Vontley.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
What two female ice skaters were involved in the whack
Herd around the world in nineteen before.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
The whack Herd around the world. That's not Will Smith
Chris Rock. That's the slap Herd around the world. That's
the one that's known nowadays. Yeah, uh, what year given?
I'm gonna go Britney Spears. I don't know, Bailey. I
was trying to think of something stupid.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nancy Carrigan and Tanya Harding, Yes.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Indeed, And vontat was there were ice skaters and one
of them whacked out the other one's knees so she
couldn't come to Geese.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, she didn't actually hit her herself. She she heard somebody.
Her dopey boyfriend decided that Nancy Kerrigan and her was
was too much competition for Tanya Harding, so he sneaked
into the arena and beat her over the knee a
couple of times with an iron bar. And Tanya Harding
(26:48):
never admitted that she was a co conspirator, but she
was the trashiest girl in the trailer park and she
absolutely was guilty, and her life since then has been
not so good.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Kind of rough. I skating is cool. I'm so nervous
every time.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I do it anymore. The balls are way too hard.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, okay, well a couple more left and then we're
done here. So, David, this toy scene.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
In the movie franchise Toy Story originally came with just
plastic facial features.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
And some syrofoam. Uh, mister Potato had that is correct?
You would literally just you could put it on a
real potato if you want to.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Seriously, I think so.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It says with styrofoam, but I'm pretty sure it was
meant for potatoes.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, vont leak your last one.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe Lee were the first ones
to have a couple's name.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What was it? Uh? I know this, you got it?
You got it.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
It wasn't It was like a ship name. Brad Brad Jelina. No, yes, okay,
it's not Brad Alina Okay, and that's mine. The gap
you guys did pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, it was fine. That's pretty good, right, coming up
new Sabrina Carpet or music. Her album is out today,
so we'll play a song from her album, and then
Vont wants to get something for Alyssa and we can
talk about her because she's working. Is she working right now?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
She's knocked out. She works later, but she's knocked out.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So we want to ask you whether this gift is
a good idea or a bad idea. Because of yesterday
and everything that happened, we were not in the mood
to do War of the Roses yesterday, but we're going
to do it this morning, brand new episode at seven
twenty coming up on katiew. We had a full morning
for you. It's coming up. Dirt is brought to you
by or Yeah, dirt is brought to you by Heimary
(28:25):
Lammer's Injury Law for what it's worth. And we'll be
right back
It is Friday. It's KTWB. On the Dave Ryan Show.
Bailey did something for the first time yesterday. She had
never done this before. You.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I went on the space tower at the State Fair.
It was it was cool. I think, like so it
was six dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
To go on, totally worth it.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, it was fun because.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You get to see literally like all of Saint Paul
and you get to see Minneapolis, and you really can
compare the size of both of them.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Saint Paul seems minuscule in comparison. But it was over really.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Fast, so like you go up, you spin around like
two times, and then you come back down.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But like my mom and I also went on the skyglider,
which is also six dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's like a five minute ride.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is that the one that's enclosed or is that one
where your feet angles eater dangling. I don't think I'd
want to go on the enclosed one.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I just assume it's hot in there, So the skyglider
one is nice.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It isn't completely closed though, No.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I thought it was like there's a door, but there
you can still like put your hand out the window.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, right, I don't remembered on the side.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh that's boring.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, So well we did the I mean, we did
a lot of stuff yesterday.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're like, should we try this, should we try that?
Should we go here? Go there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I also gave blood yesterday for honestly, like the
first time in like twelve years something like that. It's
been a hot minute since I gave blood, because how'd
you do? I did find my heart rate was too
high to begin with, but then he let me sit
for a minute and I had to do like breathing
exercises to get my heart rate down.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But you didn't pass out, you didn't get weakozy, and okay,
good for you.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They were all really nice and that took like very
little time.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So if you need a break and sit in air conditioning,
go give blood at the fair.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And plus you're gonna lose you know, it's it's a
pint of blood, which is I think gonna be it's
going to weigh about a pound and a half. So
you can eat all you want and still break even
because you're gonna lose a pound and a half of
blood and so not too bad.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Did you have fun at the fairy?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
We had a great time. Meeting people yesterday and then
afterward I went over the Treasure Island booth to play blackjack,
and it was so fun to do something so different.
And it's like a lot of people who didn't listen
to Katie would you be? And then they'd be like,
oh yeah, ok Okatie would be. We just had a
great time. The Treasure Island people were great. Shout out
(02:11):
to Alex and Yee and Nolan and Aaron who were
helping me out. We had a great time.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah. The video I saw it looked like you were
in a commercial for Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Was there a video?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, I think somebody took a video of you and
you were like, you know, doing the cards and you're
going like ha ha, and it just felt like a commercial.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
The Treasure Island people took a video and they posted
you and then I reposted it on the Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Story at that Okay, very very cool commercial. Bainly had
a problem about another fair food and not fair food,
but just the food that is it could be better
and what is your food that could be better?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So I occasionally get pizza Lucha Pizza. There's a lot
of pizza Luche locations. I think they have good pizza,
but my thing with it is that I got one
not long ago and they're not wet enough.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Dave, what do you mean by not wet enough?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like there's not enough sauce or green eas on a
Pizza Luche pizza? And I love Pizza Luche, like the
the toppings that they have are very interesting, and they
always have kind of like a special And that's usually
when I get Pizza Luch's, because I want to try
the special, Okay, And that's like a quirky thing that
I do. But regardless of what pizza it is, it's
(03:17):
not wet enough.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So wet would mean more sauce and more grease.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, and it's it's like it's still a good pizza,
but it doesn't slide down the way I want it to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, you know, gotcha? Well that's I think this is
a great thing about pizzas. You get all kinds of pizzas.
You got like really cheap, like Totino's pizzas that are
in the freezer for like two ninety nine. Yeah, you
have Heggy's Pizza, you have Devanni's pizza. That every pizza
it's kind of like a boyfriend. Sure, they're all a
little bit different. Some slide down really easily, and some
(03:47):
kind of you kind of got a choke on it
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
But you know, pizza luch, here's an all call, please
put more sauce on your pizzas.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Pizza really is that food? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
That like it's so versatile. There's so many different types
and ways. There's another food like that. I don't think
so no. I mean even tacos are still only got
a shell. Or I mean with a pizza, there's so
many varieties. You've got your first of all, you shape.
Do you want it to be round? Do you want
it to be square? Do you want it to be rectangular?
Do you want your own personal size pizza? Then the
(04:17):
crust you've got, the thick, thin pans, crispy, hand tossed.
Then the toppings, I mean it's ridiculous. And the sauce,
how much sauce.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It sounds like I'm reading a children's book, like it's
called what's it?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's a pizza? And then you're just explaining it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I'm gonna write my next children's book it's called what's
a pizza? Pizza some are round, some are squares. Some
are here, some are there, Some have sauce, some have not,
some have this, some are bossed.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well you sign it for me.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I already wrote most of it right there. Okay, good,
all right, Friday morning. I hope you have had a
good morning so far. Hope the coffee is going well.
Hope your experience with uh, with sleep was good last
I slept like crap last night. I don't know why
did you not sleep well either?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ava. We put her in a cage as opposed to
a pen, and that's daughter.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's a dog, my dog.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Sorry, she's not like in the cage. I think she's
getting anxiety.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So she's been like crying NonStop and we've been trying
to like let her cry it out because she'll get
over it, she's a dog. But it's getting too unbearable.
So we were up like in and out throughout the night. MEAs, oh,
that's tough. Yeah, you have no reason why.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know. I was so tired coming from the
fair yesterday. Susan was driving my wife and I fell
asleep in the car. Nobody can fall asleep into cars
and an adult because you hit a pothole or you've
hit a stop sign. It's like her orch and you jostle.
I was so tired, I thought I'm gonna sleep so
good tonight. I went to bed at eight thirty last night.
By eleven thirty, I was still laying there, Going okay
(05:46):
anytime now. So hope you slept good. Hope you're ready
for a big weekend supposed to be nice. This weekend.
Good last weekend of the fair. If you want to
get out of the fair, stop by the KDWB booth
and say hello, Dave's Dirt's coming up. Big concert announcement.
This just came up making national news and will tell
you who's announced a tour. They have a toured in
(06:06):
seven years. Damn, we'll tell you who.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Never on.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Kati w b Ri in the Grande is going to
be out on tour. So I thought I give you
some details on this one so you can start, you know,
buying tickets. Yes, so it's the Eternal Sunshine Tour and
pre cicket side pre sale ticket sign ups are underway.
It'll start the general sale on September tenth, touring throughout
(06:31):
next summer. For the first time since twenty nineteen, kicks
off in California. In June of twenty twenty six, and
she'll do multiple nights in ten select cities. Don't have
any details yet on when she's gonna be here, just
how to give you a little bit of a heads up.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think of what I know so far about that
tour is that she does not have a Minneapolis date.
Chicago is the closest day, is that right?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
But then she has a lot of like gaps in
the tour as of right now, so that maybe those
gaps could be full of Annapolis spots Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, Taylor Swift. This is not engagement news.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But apparently she will have a signature cocktail on the menu.
When Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes opened their steakhouse, I
had no idea they were.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Going to open a steakhouse.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So they said they taste tested this signature cocktail called
the Alchemy, which is so very Taylor Swift. The name
comes from her song on the Torture Poets Department about
the early stages of dating Travis. So his prime steakhouse
fifteen eighty seven, I guess is the name of it
or one five eight seven?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who knows it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Number eighty seven? I think his brother was.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Or Patrick mahomes is fifteen.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think I don't know his number.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, it opens September seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, Patrick mahomes is fifteen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, Okay, time makes.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Fifteen eighty seven Prime Steakhouse, September seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Janet McCurdy, who we all know from I Carley, she's
dropping a novel and it's called Half His Age. This
will be your second book because she made a memoir
called I'm Glad My Mom Died, which kind of talked
about all the abuse and stuff she went through when
she was a Disney I mean, a Nickelodeon star. Well,
Half His Age's gonna be a fictional story of a
teenage girl dating her married teacher. I'm here for this.
I'm here for this whole era of like child stars
(08:13):
kind of telling stories that about things that they went through.
Alison Stoner, who you know from Phideas and Ferb Sweet
Life of Zach and Cody step up. She also just
put out a book too, So I'm here for this
era of like telling the truths. I guess NDA's are up.
So now they're yeah, so now they're spilling all the.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tea I just put Allison Stoner's book on my waitlist
at the library.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes, hopefully I can get that soon.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And I really did love Jeanette mccurtie's I cam glad
my mom died Buck I got to.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Get both of them.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Jesse j we've played her music a lot. On Katie
would be she's actually had to cancel her tours because
of some health struggles.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Unfortunately, I have to have a second surgery, nothing too serious,
but it has to be done before the end of
the year, and unfortunately that falls right in the middle
of a tour that I had booked. So I'm living
in the moment. I'm embracing the moment, and I'm flowing
with the vibes.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So that is what it is. And I'm sorry, Jeez.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Everybody loves SpongeBob, but now there is a fan theory
that Bikini Bottom is the site of a nuclear testing site.
Each main character represents a deadly sin. I don't know
which one. I can tell you how you can.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Jesus this guy apparently, SpongeBob is lust, Patrick is sloth,
Mister Crabs is greed squid what his wrath? Plankton is envy,
Gary the Snail is gluttony. And Sandy's pride. Okay, SpongeBob
is lust what they say. I don't know where these
like theories come from.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh, because people are sitting around with nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I've also heard the theory that they all represent like
a mental illness too, But that's why there's sponges.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, it's just good writing. It's like everybody. The thing
is with with the sitcom is people don't realize that
they're crea by people who know what they're doing. Well,
let's make Patrick a whole lot different than SpongeBob, because
if they were just alike, it'd be really boring, just
like Joey and Chandler were a whole lot different from
each other, Monica and Phoebe were a whole lot different
from each other. If everybody on Friends were exactly alike,
(10:15):
it would be a very boring show. And then they
also say one more, Mister Crabs is the only crab
in town, and that's why he's so secretive about the
recipe because he's killing crabs his own kind some to
make Crabby Patty. You sit around with a not a
(10:37):
lot to do this Halloween, Lionsgates can release all five
Twilight movies Kristen Stewart Is plays Bella, swan at the
center of a love triangle, as you know with Robert
Pattinson's Vampire and Taylor Lautner's Weird Wolf. The five day
event in select theaters marks the twentieth anniversary of the
book in the Twilight novels series, so that'll be in
(10:58):
October through November.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I'm so excited for this because this was a big
part of my personality in college and I hot Tea
was team Jacob and everybody else in their mom was
team Edward.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But I thought he was weird. Is Jacob Taylor Lawner?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, he's the werewolf one. I assume neither of you
have an opinion. Well, I read the first Twilight book
and Death, Oh yeah, sure I did.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Why because everybody was reading the true and then when
they came out with the other ones, I was like, no,
it's not really, it's not really my thing.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah. It was like a gateway book into like romance novels,
I think for a lot of girls, and I remember
reading them and spoiler alert, they're old. But when Bella
and Edward get married and they go on their honeymoon,
I was like, Oh my gosh, it's gonna get good.
It's gonna get good. But then they would be like
he walked towards me, and then you turn the page
and it's like the next morning.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, I'm like, what the there? I'm sorry? Yeah, fourteen
year old Bailey wanted some say I like, come on, okay,
got fair one more story. We need to wrap it up.
We got to ask you for your song for the
singalong song of the morning. It's Friday, It's gonna be
a beautiful day. It's almost the weekend. What is your
sing along song? Is this?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Also?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
It is Labor Day weekend, isn't it? Yeah, baby, it's
Labor Day weekend. I kind of forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Three day weekend.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
But I got one more story for you talking about
songs and on this is my super Bowl. Sabrina Carpenter's
album dropped this morning, and we're doing nothing but sabrinet
at the top of every hour starting at seven, this
is a preview of one of the songs you'll hear.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's called Tears.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'll give you one more preview, But Sabrita Carpenter said
on CBS Morning. She said, quote, this album is not
for any pearl clutters because we know Sabrita Carpenter has
like very explicit lyrics. Yeah, riskue lyrics, but they're so clever.
This is another one of the songs on the album.
It's called my man on Will Powers all right?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
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it out to to the radio this morning at Katie
WB one five three nine two one. We'll do that
a few minutes. Happy birthday, Mitchell having a big birthday today.
I'm not sure how old Mitchell is. He's thirty two
years old today. Happy birthday, Mitchell, will be right.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bailey wears around her your kind of Hot shirt. It's
just an exclusive shirt at the KWB booth and stay Fair.
It says on the front you're kind of hot and
when you wear.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
It, people stop me and they go, you're kind of hot.
And initially I was like, okay, what, and then I realized, oh,
I'm wearing the shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Then I go, you're kind of hot And that's a
new thing.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Now. So when you wear that shirt that you can
get at the Minnesota State Fair the KTWB booth, it's
a conversation.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Stuck is because people literally stop me and go, you're
kind of hot o.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I love that. Go pick that up, all right. We
asked for songs to sing along with this morning because
we know that singing along with the radio boost your mood.
This is a great one. It goes way back. But
when we figured what the heck it's Friday, third eye
blind on your sing along song of the Day on
kd WB Hi, I've always loved that song. Sing Along
Song of the Day kd WBD. Dude four, I want
(14:00):
to see what you think about this one. Short guys
struggle on dating apps, and I think there are still
some safe targets in the world. You don't make fun
of a woman's weight, you don't make fun of a
woman's boob size, but it's still okay to make fun
of short guys. And it is and it's not fair, Dave.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Men people make fun of women's weight all the time.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, but you could call them out on it. I mean,
if you were to, if somebody would walk by and
they were heavy and vaught said good boom ba ba
ba boom ba, and i'd we'd all be like, vont
don't be a jerk. But if somebody wants people you
hang out out. Can I finish the story? Because it
is an absolute fact, it is still okay to disparage
short guys.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, I don't know anyone who does.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh I see it all the time. But for example,
on dating apps, single guys on dating apps have learned
that there is a big difference between being listed as
six foot and anything less than six foot even five
foot eleven, because women will use filters that will result
in five foot eleven being a deal breaker, and five
foot eleven is taller than average. But women love tall guys,
(15:06):
like in the Taylor Swift song when she says he's
so tall and handsome as hell. It's like, oh god,
he's tall, dark and handsome. Nobody says, oh he is short, bald,
and stuffy. Not even just on dating apps.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I watched this dating show called Pop the Balloon, where like,
if you're interested in a person or you're not, you'll
pop the balloon hopefully find the one. A lot of
times women will see a row of guys and they'll
pop the balloons, like, Yeah, he's just not the height
I want him to be.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So it's very common.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, it is. I think Carson's a little bit shorter,
and he struggles too because I think that he's he's
not as confident. But like, if you meet somebody who's tall,
you sign confidence and charisma to them, man or a woman.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, Well, I don't necessarily think that's just what women do.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
I think like as a society, people think taller people
are better in general, not just women, because if you
saw a tall dude, you'd be like that guy somebody,
regardless of who.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You I would agree with that.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah. And also what I think is that, like, it's
not that short dudes are bad. I think it's when
they say on a dating app that they are five
eleven and then you show up and they are five
to five.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's what turned out.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Me in No, And that's part of this story is
that guys have realized short guys have realized that if
they say I'm five foot five, They're not gonna get dates.
So they will lie and say they're five foot eleven,
hoping that they can overcome that when they get to
the date. And I get why it doesn't work because
the first thing you learned about them is been dishonest.
(16:35):
But it's kind of like when somebody sends a picture
of themselves when they had a lot more hair before
they put on forty pounds. They're like, well, I've put
on forty pounds since this picture, but I'm gonna go
ahead and take a chance, because at forty pounds heavier,
it's not going to be easy for me to get
a date.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Well, wouldn't you want to put in your real height
because then when you do match with people, then they
know that that's their height, and because if you put
in the wrong height, and then you're like, oh, I
never these women are so.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Shallow because they judge me because I'm short.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, they judge you because you lied, and you, Dave,
you can filter out the women who are going to
judge you on your height by putting your real height.
If you put your real one, then you're going to
get swipe left by the women who are going to
judge you on your height, and you don't want those
women anyway.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
But as a guy, it's just not even about the
lie for me, Like, why am I gonna lie about something?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's the first thing you'll see about me, Like, why true?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But I'm just saying I think that the guys experience
zero matches if they are honest about their height. But
I will tell you this one. I know a lot
of wonderful guys that are five foot five. They got
a family, and they got a hot wife or a
hot so But it is a fact of life. It's
kind of like, we don't live in a utopia. People
(17:49):
are people, and people will judge you on your boob
size and on your height, and that's the way it is.
I wish the world was perfect, but this is a
real story, all right. Moving on, God a big college
football history. You guys. College football is not messing around
this year. That starts officially tomorrow. The big games this
weekend are the biggest games ever played on week one
(18:10):
of the season. Texas at OSU, Okay, LSU at Clemson,
and Notre Dame at Miami.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I know you two don't care anything about sports, but
there have never been this many games between top ten
teams on any opening weekend in the history of mankind.
So big games coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
So I care about college sports.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, you can't make yourself care about something you don't
want to care about.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
My family used to be really into like go go Gophers,
like go you fighting gold or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Isn't that what they say?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't go go go you fighting gold. I've never
heard that one before. Go Gophers go go anyway. No,
but yeah, the Gophers play tomorrow, but I don't know
who they are playing. I want to go to a Gopher.
I love going to the Gopher games.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I want to be there for the marching band.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I think if I had to go back and do
something different in high school, I would play.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The like trumpet triangle. You can try maybe play the
try angle? Can you people?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Can you count to four?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
One, two, three, four?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
You're in? Yes? Yes, that is you can't make this
stuff up. On kd doub ub uh. There are so
many female artists on KDWGB and that's great. Everybody from
Chapel Roan to Gg Perez to Taylor Swift to the
girl Sabrineas Carpenter. So we're trying to like our local
boy made good. Jonah Moray has got a song called
(19:26):
Heart's Back Home and we love this song and we
hope it blows up. It's Jonah Moray on kd WB.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
What my body's right here, but my heart's back home.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jonah Moray on KD double Ub, I can give you
a little shout out day. It's a big day to
day for Kylo May, last day of daycare. So excited
to see you all you do in big girls school.
That is from mom and dad. Still so cool to
hear your name on the radio. It's like, but there
you already putting your socks on or getting out of
the shower, and it's like, well, your name's on the radio.
(19:57):
That's pretty Never got old, I forgot all right. Jinny's
on vacation. She's taking a little trip to where she
going to switching to Mackinaw Island.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
She's going to Macinaw Island. I think to tomorrow, can you.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Take your car on the Macinaw Island But she's taking
the camper van.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
She's taking the camper van, but then she's parking it
wherever you get your ferry to Mcinaw Island. And she's
doing Macinaw like early morning, staying there all day and
then leaving at night.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Since she can't like camp there.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
There's no cars from I've been on Macinaw Island one time,
and you can ride bikes and I think, really, that's it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Like rent a bike to ride around the ride.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I think we rode around the entire island.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It was all so jealous. I can't wait to see
pictures of it.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Well, if you have a great Labor Day weekend, kind
of closing out summer with the State Fair. Bailey's going
to be there tomorrow from ten to.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Two, and then I'll be there on Monday as well,
from one to six, and I'll be there Sunday from
three to six.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good job. I'm going to Colorado next week because Carson
and I are climbing Pike's Peak pic next week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
May nervous.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I am a little bit nervous. Yeah, it's kind of
like when you it's it's I would equate it to
a marathon. If you've ever run a marathon, it's like
running a marathon. You got to train and train and train,
and it's extremely strenuous, and the last few miles were like, uh,
please just be over. So but I did last year.
So we'll see how Coast play a little game here.
We love games. On the Dave Ryan Show, it's called
(21:19):
Mind the Gap. It had basically one generation about another
asking questions about another generation.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yes, and we kind of exhausted the gen X and
the Gen Z questions. So Vant will be answering questions
for the millennial generation, and Dave, you will be answering
questions for the boomer generations.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You get him right?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
All right, Vant, we'll start with you here. Your first
millennial question is what was Carrie Bradshaw's job in Sex
and the City.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
She worked at a shoe storeys aylss.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, no, no, Dave?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Do you know I think she wrote a newspaper article.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, she was a writer, a columnist for a newspaper. Yes,
good job, Dave. Thanks all right, Dave, here's your question.
When going to restaurants, what choices were you given by
the host or hostess?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, smoking or smoking or not smoking? That's correct.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You never lived in that, did you?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Maybe when I was super duper young and I heard
them say it to my mom.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Smoking or not it was awful, And then they did
not have any in the non smoking, so you'd be
like it would be gross, okay, vont Yes, what soft
drink told you to obey your thirst?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Coke? No?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Soft?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Well, yes, coke is a soft It is a soft drink.
But it's not coke. No, it's not PEPSI no shake.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think it was Sprite.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It is spritey obey your thirst.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I mean, what a cool brand for Sprite, because Sprite
probably needs it? All right, Dave invented in nineteen sixty six.
This substitute for whipped cream became an instant success with homemakers.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Cool Whip, Bailey, cou whip is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Correg love cool whip? All right?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Easy, peasy, vont leek. When you are dialed up to AOL,
what famous phrase was heard?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Uh, it's not you've got mail?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Ooh?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Sorry, how it is? Oh it is? Yay, it is
you got it? Welcome, you've got mail? Nice job ron,
all right, pe That guy died earlier this year. I
think think did he really?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, Dave.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
In nineteen fifty five, the opening of this magical, family
friendly venue was seen on TV by an estimated seventy
million people.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Disneyland, Bailey, that is correct. I don't think we've missed
one yet. I don't think I missed one.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Say I miss my first one?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Roll all right?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Vines who said groovy baby with a British accent.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
It's a rock star. I'm gonna say Elton John No, No,
John is a rock star. David Austin Powers.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Austin Powers, Groovy Baby. Yeah, I love Austin Powers so good.
But if you've not seen those movies, you should. No.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I just watched Titanic for the first time the past
couple of nights and I finished it.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Such a great movie. They should have been the Oscars.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Well I think it won like four Oscars.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think they did. Okay, Oh it did already win.
Oh yeah, stupid. Did you use your VHS tapes to
watch it?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I have to rewind it back to the beginning when
I put it and it started in the middle. All right, Dave,
what was the meaning of out the Wazoo?
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Too much?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Like?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh we had like the cockroaches out the wazoo.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yes, that is.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Correct, an excessive amount. Yeah, all right, Vontley. If Ashton
Kutcher pulled a prank on someone, what was it called?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Uh? This was a show?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It was?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It was.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Punked? Yeah, yeah, okay, yes, I was like, hold on,
I know this, I know this, all right.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Nice job. You guys are on a roll here today.
What was better punked or impractical jokers? I think a
Practical Jokers was funny. Oh, Impractical Jokers was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, I ever watched that one? Okay, David?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, this nineteen fifties children show had a peanut gallery
and a clown named Clarabell.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Howdy Doody, Howdy duty is correct? Did you ever watch
how doy Dody?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh? God, no, I wasn't a round pack.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Then you said a cow named Clarabel. No a clown?
A clown? Okay?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
I was about to say Claire Bother the cows from
Mickey Mouse. Yeah, no, a clown, okay?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Vin.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
What was the name of the traveling festivals led by
female artists in the late nineteen nineties, developed by Sarah McLaughlin.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
No clue, I have no clue.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
You said traveling, and the first thing I was gonna
say was the Barnuman Brothers Bailey Circus that thing, But
then you said females and I lost it.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, no, Dave, do you know.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I want to say Lola Palooza. If that's not it,
it's Lilith Fair. Yeah, I would love to go to
Lila Affair. That sounds fun, all right, David.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
What did Simon and Garfunkel ask you to buy if
you were going to Scarborough fair.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Uh you guys Scarborough partially sage Rosemary in time.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's correct. Wow, nice job. I thought that was gonna
be hard all right, Vontley.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
What two female ice skaters were involved in the whack
Herd around the world in nineteen before.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
The whack Herd around the world. That's not Will Smith
Chris Rock. That's the slap Herd around the world. That's
the one that's known nowadays. Yeah, uh, what year given?
I'm gonna go Britney Spears. I don't know, Bailey. I
was trying to think of something stupid.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nancy Carrigan and Tanya Harding, Yes.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Indeed, And vontat was there were ice skaters and one
of them whacked out the other one's knees so she
couldn't come to Geese.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, she didn't actually hit her herself. She she heard somebody.
Her dopey boyfriend decided that Nancy Kerrigan and her was
was too much competition for Tanya Harding, so he sneaked
into the arena and beat her over the knee a
couple of times with an iron bar. And Tanya Harding
(26:48):
never admitted that she was a co conspirator, but she
was the trashiest girl in the trailer park and she
absolutely was guilty, and her life since then has been
not so good.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Kind of rough. I skating is cool. I'm so nervous
every time.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I do it anymore. The balls are way too hard.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, okay, well a couple more left and then we're
done here. So, David, this toy scene.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
In the movie franchise Toy Story originally came with just
plastic facial features.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
And some syrofoam. Uh, mister Potato had that is correct?
You would literally just you could put it on a
real potato if you want to.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Seriously, I think so.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It says with styrofoam, but I'm pretty sure it was
meant for potatoes.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, vont leak your last one.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe Lee were the first ones
to have a couple's name.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What was it? Uh? I know this, you got it?
You got it.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
It wasn't It was like a ship name. Brad Brad Jelina. No, yes, okay,
it's not Brad Alina Okay, and that's mine. The gap
you guys did pretty decent.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, it was fine. That's pretty good, right, coming up
new Sabrina Carpet or music. Her album is out today,
so we'll play a song from her album, and then
Vont wants to get something for Alyssa and we can
talk about her because she's working. Is she working right now?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
She's knocked out. She works later, but she's knocked out.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
So we want to ask you whether this gift is
a good idea or a bad idea. Because of yesterday
and everything that happened, we were not in the mood
to do War of the Roses yesterday, but we're going
to do it this morning, brand new episode at seven
twenty coming up on katiew. We had a full morning
for you. It's coming up. Dirt is brought to you
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