December 18, 2025 • 17 mins
We argue over how the Rudolph lyrics go, scare Vont over his wisdom teeth surgery, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No, I don't know where you get. Yeah, it's not even.
It's like six o five and we're already under each
other's skin here at the studio, and we're honest about
things like that because we're having a big disagreement and
people disagree about people disagree about things. They disagree about,
you know, politics, and they disagree about you know, finances
and capitalism, things like that. That's nothing, that's nothing, nothing
(00:22):
compared to George Washington. Damn it. You'll go down in
his story like George Washington. God, final answer, bone a friend,
final answer? Yes's on the phone? Would would you say
it's George Washington at the end? I think it's I
don't say anything at the end. Wow, it's every other time. Lincoln, No,
(00:44):
the song is done. No, you're both wrong. Like Lincoln,
it's not bouncy enough. It's a bouncy song like George Washington.
Quarter notes, quarter notes, Washington, thank you by yeah, like Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Lincoln rolls off the tongue either like the light bulb
like George Washington.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, their quarter notes, Yes, thank you very much. Why
don't you just do like Bush You'll go You'll go
down in his story like Bush. Well that's only one syllable.
Wells better than like Lincoln linked linked. This is why
you could never be Taylor Swift. You can't write music.
You can't write music. You don't know what a quarter note?
This is because of my beautiful voice. Obviously what who's
(01:27):
got it? Right here? As you're listening to the show
that join in any rain deer games like Monopoly. See
it's bouncy like Monopoly. Okay, with that logic, it makes sense.
But like the light bulb, like the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Light, like a light bulb, like George Washington. No, George
Washington does sound like if it's not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I think people get confused because I did throw this
up on Facebook since we were having such a heated debate,
and somebody said, like Pinocchio, But that's part of the song.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's what I say. But yeah, it's in the song.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's like if you say it grows like Pinoccha.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Like Pinocchio, because it doesn't grow, it glows. You say
it close like a light bulb. All of the other
used to laugh and call him names like Pinocchio. There
you go. There, it's bouncy like Pinocchio.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, well, someone else said, like Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's cute. That's a I guess a funny your version,
a funny version, not the correct version, like the dinosaurs
that you'll go down in his story.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Like the dinosaurs that makes sense, that's good, it's too
clonky and Lincoln it is just.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Like Lenca, I need him to Well, here's one that
didn't work, and we tried this for a while. You'll
go down in his story liked. I mean, now, see
that doesn't work because you don't know you not only
don't know who that is, but it doesn't bounce right.
It doesn't. Also, he was a terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
History to say I was going to say, probably not
going to say that person.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't think. Yeah, I don't think so, I don't
I think he was like some dictatorial leader. Yeah I believe. Yeah,
So you'll go down in history like like Dave Doll, Who's.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, what about a lot of people comment to this
and I don't know who this say is.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who's Jackie Gleeson? He was an old time comic, okay,
back in the fifties, like Jackie Gleeson. You'll go down
in his story like Jackie Gleeson.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
No, No, like the Three bears no terrible at this game.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
People say like Sonny and Share as well, like Sonny
and Share, so that I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Story it's it's got the meter of the song, like Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I like the like the dinosaurs, but I like that
it's bouncy.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But I think George Washington is the definitive answer, because
nobody's gonna say who's that? What you know? Okay, I
think we settled this one once and for all.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Someone did comment and said that it must be a
regional thing because my husband or sorry, my wife says
like George Washington. But I say, like Lincoln, and that's
what I'm from Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well let's go, let's go through it. Rudolph the red
Nose reindeer had a very shiny no, and if you
ever saw it, you would even say it closed. All
of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him
names Pocho. They never let poor Rudolph joining any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, is
(04:41):
that one? Are you serious? I've never heard that? Be
real rude off with your no so bright? Won't you
guide my slate tonight? Then? How the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with lee, Yes, Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer, you'll go down in his story like Lincoln. Oh, Jenny,
(05:05):
there's the door, all right, what do you want me
to do with it? Go? Don't out of it. Don't
let the door hit you in the arts on the
way out, Mary, Merry Christmas, and pass the egg nog.
What do you think? What do we get right or wrong?
We'll be back in a second. We had more, We
got more important things to do, like a Christmas wish.
You can't make this stuff up. Agains. You're singing a
(05:25):
long song in the morning, coming up all here to
make your morning a little bit merry and brighter, coming
up on Katie. Let's say you're out at Murray's. You're
out at murrays Or enjoying a phile a with a
sight of crab legs, a little asparagus, and then you
got a glass of some wine that you know, you
don't know the difference between this wine and this wine,
but you want to sound fancy, so you're like, what
(05:45):
your's the pino and they're like, oh, it's just seventy four.
You're like, that sounds old. I'll I'll have a new
glass please, and you enjoy your dinner and your murrays
and everything's going great. Then all of a sudden, there's
a rattle and a rattle and a rumble of your table.
It's a rattle and a rumble, and a raccoon falls
through the ceiling and it bites you. This is a
(06:06):
true story. This happened in one of Lake Geneva, wiscons
In resort restaurants. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling,
bit one of the guests and tried to grab the
little rascal. Here's the call went out to wildlife control
expert Matt Here we go by a waccoon.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
We don't know how this raccoon got there. There was
quite a large raccoon driving there as this thing was crawling, kissing,
scratching when it gets really coold. It's not uncommon to
get these calls for raccoons. They did all the right things.
They got medical care for the person that got bit.
He was taken to the hospital. And I felt like
I owed that to the person that got bit, because
his entire process for his treatment realizes basically solely on
do we get this ANILM or not.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, the raby serum. So if you get by the
neighborhood chihuahua, you're not gonna get rabies. Yeah, you get
by a wild animal, there is a chance that you
have rabies. And so it used to be they give
you a series of shots in your belly, and now
I think it's just like one like a gummy or something.
I don't know. It's it's a lot of easy to
your piece of candy than it used to be. It's
(07:03):
so scary.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh my gosh, I could not imagine getting bit by
a rabbit animal. But just I was talking to my
girlfriend Lissa about this yesterday. I am not a like
to get hurt person, like I don't think anybody is.
But even to the degree of sports. I didn't do
sports because I was so fragile as a kid. As
a kid, Yeah, and that's why I'm like, Hella terrified
to get my wisom teeth taken out next week because
is that when it happens next week, next Saturday, And
(07:24):
so I'll be like, we'll be off, so at least
I'll have some time to like sit and recoup. But
I'm just so terrified. You'll be fine, Seriously, I get it.
I totally understand. You've never gone under, you've never had
anything like that happened before. It is I wouldn't say
it's a breeze, but the surgery is not. You're not aware.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They give you nitrous ox sides, so you're kind of
like wooooo and you're fine. They might put you all
the way out. It's the recovery, and it's like holding
gauze in your mouth for the next twenty four or
forty eight hours. That's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I keep trying to find tiktoks of people that are
saying like, oh, it's not that bad. No, every video
that I've seen, not to scare you, but I've been scared.
Every video has been like I'd rather jump off a
roof twice to get my wischiken air.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Looking to social media that is, I'm never going to
come for you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
People are looking for views. Buddy. People, if you are
in the dental industry, call and give Vaut some reassurance.
It'll be fine. I was fine. I was fine too.
It was fine. I still remember the smoke curling out
of my mouth because they had to take a saw
and saw the roots of time. No, it was true story.
My tooth was turned sideways, so they had to saw
(08:27):
the roots off to get it off. And they would like, yeah,
and I could see smoke curling up out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Did it turn into like a pirate ship and go
through a little hole?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Like I don't even get that reference. But thank smoke,
you blow smoke. No, that was such the best one. No,
that wasn't.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I didn't really understand.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
When Dave doesn't get it. It was a no.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
When people like blow smoke rings, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
A lord of the rings thing. I guess. I did
go to the dentist the other day and I said, oh, man,
I didn't know. I'm a big fan of the dentist.
I would rather have a colonoscopy. And they said, we'll
make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Not your best, not your best only one of his
most used jokes of never gets a handful of classic ones.
That's one of them, ye, by the way, and the
ball washer one.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I was golfing last summer. Yeah, at Glenn Lake. Everything's
going great. It broke my collarbone though, I fell off
the ball washer. That's not what we're supposed to do
with that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Then, I've never been golfing, so yeah, she doesn't really
understand what it would mean.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Anyways, I like golf cart. I got one more. Okay,
all right, so there's a line that you have to say,
how big was she? No? No, okay, so I was
out at Glen Lake and the golf pro. This is
a terrible, inappropriate joke. That's not appropriate twenty twenty five.
We're gonna do it anyway. I don't care. Okay. So
I'm out of the Glenn Lake and the golf pro
(09:58):
comes by and she's very beautiful, about forty five years old,
and she's like, Wow, you have a really beautiful swing.
It reminds me of Arnold Palmer. Yes, I did twice, Dave.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm pretty sure you retired that one like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Now not you should have gonna come back. They saw
people on the phone. We want to talk to him.
Barely know her? What? What? What is it? Palmer? Yes?
I did twice. I barely know her. It's a joke.
We have time, do we want to wait? No, let's
do really quick here. We're not in the book anymore,
so it doesn't matter breaking rule. Yeah, Hey, Mariah talked
(10:38):
to Vant for a minute. He's nervous about his about
his wisdom teeth and talked to him for a second.
I'm so terrified.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah. So I actually work for an oral surgeon and
all we do is exacting teeth. All they are. I
got my lism keep extracted by my oral surgeon about
a month ago, and I went back to work very
next day.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
The very next day, How wow, you're time.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
You'll be fine. They numb you up really good. You
feel really great afterwards if you were going under. And
then I would say, like day three or four is
like peak swelling.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Tell me about dry socket. What is that I've heard
that's a terrible experience.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Yeah, it's it's I would say, as fifty fifty she.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Bo.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Make sure that you're rinsing out. It's something that they
pack like addressing into. If you get it, that has
an ointment on it, and it's like almost immediate relief.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oho. Very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
But even if you do get it, they take care
of it super quick for you. It's maybe a ten
minute appointment can lap it and they take care of
it for you.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And if some for for some reason, I'm petrified, I'm
blaming you, Mariah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm gonna be like she said, it was easy, she
said it, go eat it well. Thanks Mariah, Thanks Mariah,
appreciate you. Let's go to Megan. You had yours out
at what nineteen years old? Meghan?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, I had him on at nineteen on my birthday.
It was completely fine.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
How so did you go back to work after.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
The after part?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
All I have to say is I thought I was
Saing from Batman, so.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had no issues at all. Thought you were Babe
from Batman. So you were so.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
They put us stopped in your bow. I thought I
was wearing the map of Baby Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You were so doped up you thought you were a
comic book character. Isn't that the little kidd He's like,
is this real life? And then he screams and then
passes out. All right, thank you, Megan. Have a great day.
We'll be right back with your sing a long song
of the day. Make this that can't make this stuff
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(12:44):
Need your suggestions. What if you got a week from Christmas,
maybe you'll suggest a Christmas song. I don't know that
text in to let us know what song we should
play next that you want to sing along too, We'll do.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It next ninety four and I ninety the Dave Ryan
Show on kd W.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Alison's on the phone for these sing along song of
the day. Good morning Alison, good morning. Not my daughter Alison.
By the way, another Allison, Alison. It's almost Christmas a
week away. I want to hear one visit Christmas memory
from when you were a little kid. What do you got?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Okay? So Christmas Eve we always did with my dad's
side of the family, So went to Grandma's house. I
have a really small family, so three cousins and me
and my sisters, three cousins, the five of us. We
would always sit at the kids table because we're kids.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Because you're kids, and yeah, and it.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Would always turn into putting olives on our fingers and
acting like eat right, and then turn into a burping
contest classic burp the loudest on demand Classic.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
This is this is amazing, this is you know what's funny?
I really thought you'd be like I remember one year
I got a blank blank whatever, No, it's all it
was on finger I love you, Allison. That is too funny.
And the purp and condest. All right, Alison, what song
you want to scream? Sing along with? This morning? You
got it, Allison, have a great day and Merry Christmas. Okay,
(14:15):
Christmas you and right into Dave's Dirt on kdb ub
brought to buy six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law look it Up lyrics. They deserted to determine
one of the most looked up lyrics of the past year.
The number one looked up lyric was a naughty lyric
from the song wood from Taylor Swift's song about Travis Kelcey.
(14:38):
That was the most looked up lyric. The other top
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A Mustard on the beat Yo, I don't know what
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Thank you? So there's your two most looked up lyrics
(14:59):
of the last year.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Drake director James Cameron became a hero on the set
of a nineteen eighty nine film called The Abyss because
he performs CPR on a rat.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's correct a rat.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
In the movie, there's a scene that evolves mercing a
real life rat into oxygenated water and five rats were
used in the filming, but one of them almost drowned.
So to prevent the abyss from losing its no animals
were harm certification. Cameron performs CPR and brought the rat
back to life. He even adopted it after and named
it Beanie Beane. So I guess he said, Beanie and
(15:32):
I bonded over the whole thing. I saved his life.
We were brothers. He used to sit on my desk
while I was writing Terminator too, and he lived to
rip to a ripe old age. So they actually want
them to make a movie about Beanie.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Survivor Season forty nine ended last night, And for Survivor fifty,
a big thing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
They're hiding immunity idols in all fifty states. I already
signed out.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Survivor hits a major milestone. Our fiftieth season are fifty
to celebrate. We were inviting you to be part of
the fund. This is your moment. The first time ever
we are taking Survivor across America. We've hidden immunity idols,
fifty of them, one in every state.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Your job solve the clues find the out.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Of for a shot at an unbelievable prize. You can
scan the code or go to Survivor fifty challenge dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Be a part of Survivor history. Oh yeah, I'll sign
up with you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
There is a commercial for it, and you can sign
up just for the email. You can just sign up
for an email notification.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Sounds god.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
People are questioning Selena Gomez on Instagram. She went and
addressed one why she or how she shapes her mustache,
and she responded back it was like, actually it's malasma,
which is a common skin condition.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And then people were asking her about her voice.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Change sometimes when I'm on never mind, there's no excuse.
I don't really care. I think my point is is
that sometimes things happen. I get weird, my throat kind
of swells and signed sometimes, man.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You guys, it's a slow dirt day. I'll tell you
a CPR on a rat and white. Is Selena Gomez's
voice sound different?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I thought the.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Story about Beanie was great. It's a cute story. It's
thirty five years old, but it's a cute story. We'll
be back in a second on Katie WGB. We're going
to talk about a couple of things, and we're gonna
waste some Christmas cash with a day Ryan Christmas Cash
phrase that pays, So hang on for that coming up
in a second. And I found something going through my
house that I want to know what to do with,
and I'll show you if you're watching the YouTube live stream.
(17:34):
It's not on yet, but it will be in about
five minutes.
No, I don't know where you get. Yeah, it's not even.
It's like six o five and we're already under each
other's skin here at the studio, and we're honest about
things like that because we're having a big disagreement and
people disagree about people disagree about things. They disagree about,
you know, politics, and they disagree about you know, finances
and capitalism, things like that. That's nothing, that's nothing, nothing
(00:22):
compared to George Washington. Damn it. You'll go down in
his story like George Washington. God, final answer, bone a friend,
final answer? Yes's on the phone? Would would you say
it's George Washington at the end? I think it's I
don't say anything at the end. Wow, it's every other time. Lincoln, No,
(00:44):
the song is done. No, you're both wrong. Like Lincoln,
it's not bouncy enough. It's a bouncy song like George Washington.
Quarter notes, quarter notes, Washington, thank you by yeah, like Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Lincoln rolls off the tongue either like the light bulb
like George Washington.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, their quarter notes, Yes, thank you very much. Why
don't you just do like Bush You'll go You'll go
down in his story like Bush. Well that's only one syllable.
Wells better than like Lincoln linked linked. This is why
you could never be Taylor Swift. You can't write music.
You can't write music. You don't know what a quarter note?
This is because of my beautiful voice. Obviously what who's
(01:27):
got it? Right here? As you're listening to the show
that join in any rain deer games like Monopoly. See
it's bouncy like Monopoly. Okay, with that logic, it makes sense.
But like the light bulb, like the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Light, like a light bulb, like George Washington. No, George
Washington does sound like if it's not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I think people get confused because I did throw this
up on Facebook since we were having such a heated debate,
and somebody said, like Pinocchio, But that's part of the song.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's what I say. But yeah, it's in the song.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's like if you say it grows like Pinoccha.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Like Pinocchio, because it doesn't grow, it glows. You say
it close like a light bulb. All of the other
used to laugh and call him names like Pinocchio. There
you go. There, it's bouncy like Pinocchio.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, well, someone else said, like Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's cute. That's a I guess a funny your version,
a funny version, not the correct version, like the dinosaurs
that you'll go down in his story.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Like the dinosaurs that makes sense, that's good, it's too
clonky and Lincoln it is just.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Like Lenca, I need him to Well, here's one that
didn't work, and we tried this for a while. You'll
go down in his story liked. I mean, now, see
that doesn't work because you don't know you not only
don't know who that is, but it doesn't bounce right.
It doesn't. Also, he was a terrible.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
History to say I was going to say, probably not
going to say that person.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't think. Yeah, I don't think so, I don't
I think he was like some dictatorial leader. Yeah I believe. Yeah,
So you'll go down in history like like Dave Doll, Who's.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Okay, what about a lot of people comment to this
and I don't know who this say is.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who's Jackie Gleeson? He was an old time comic, okay,
back in the fifties, like Jackie Gleeson. You'll go down
in his story like Jackie Gleeson.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
No, No, like the Three bears no terrible at this game.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
People say like Sonny and Share as well, like Sonny
and Share, so that I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Story it's it's got the meter of the song, like Lincoln.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I like the like the dinosaurs, but I like that
it's bouncy.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But I think George Washington is the definitive answer, because
nobody's gonna say who's that? What you know? Okay, I
think we settled this one once and for all.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Someone did comment and said that it must be a
regional thing because my husband or sorry, my wife says
like George Washington. But I say, like Lincoln, and that's
what I'm from Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well let's go, let's go through it. Rudolph the red
Nose reindeer had a very shiny no, and if you
ever saw it, you would even say it closed. All
of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him
names Pocho. They never let poor Rudolph joining any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, is
(04:41):
that one? Are you serious? I've never heard that? Be
real rude off with your no so bright? Won't you
guide my slate tonight? Then? How the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with lee, Yes, Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer, you'll go down in his story like Lincoln. Oh, Jenny,
(05:05):
there's the door, all right, what do you want me
to do with it? Go? Don't out of it. Don't
let the door hit you in the arts on the
way out, Mary, Merry Christmas, and pass the egg nog.
What do you think? What do we get right or wrong?
We'll be back in a second. We had more, We
got more important things to do, like a Christmas wish.
You can't make this stuff up. Agains. You're singing a
(05:25):
long song in the morning, coming up all here to
make your morning a little bit merry and brighter, coming
up on Katie. Let's say you're out at Murray's. You're
out at murrays Or enjoying a phile a with a
sight of crab legs, a little asparagus, and then you
got a glass of some wine that you know, you
don't know the difference between this wine and this wine,
but you want to sound fancy, so you're like, what
(05:45):
your's the pino and they're like, oh, it's just seventy four.
You're like, that sounds old. I'll I'll have a new
glass please, and you enjoy your dinner and your murrays
and everything's going great. Then all of a sudden, there's
a rattle and a rattle and a rumble of your table.
It's a rattle and a rumble, and a raccoon falls
through the ceiling and it bites you. This is a
(06:06):
true story. This happened in one of Lake Geneva, wiscons
In resort restaurants. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling,
bit one of the guests and tried to grab the
little rascal. Here's the call went out to wildlife control
expert Matt Here we go by a waccoon.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
We don't know how this raccoon got there. There was
quite a large raccoon driving there as this thing was crawling, kissing,
scratching when it gets really coold. It's not uncommon to
get these calls for raccoons. They did all the right things.
They got medical care for the person that got bit.
He was taken to the hospital. And I felt like
I owed that to the person that got bit, because
his entire process for his treatment realizes basically solely on
do we get this ANILM or not.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, the raby serum. So if you get by the
neighborhood chihuahua, you're not gonna get rabies. Yeah, you get
by a wild animal, there is a chance that you
have rabies. And so it used to be they give
you a series of shots in your belly, and now
I think it's just like one like a gummy or something.
I don't know. It's it's a lot of easy to
your piece of candy than it used to be. It's
(07:03):
so scary.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh my gosh, I could not imagine getting bit by
a rabbit animal. But just I was talking to my
girlfriend Lissa about this yesterday. I am not a like
to get hurt person, like I don't think anybody is.
But even to the degree of sports. I didn't do
sports because I was so fragile as a kid. As
a kid, Yeah, and that's why I'm like, Hella terrified
to get my wisom teeth taken out next week because
is that when it happens next week, next Saturday, And
(07:24):
so I'll be like, we'll be off, so at least
I'll have some time to like sit and recoup. But
I'm just so terrified. You'll be fine, Seriously, I get it.
I totally understand. You've never gone under, you've never had
anything like that happened before. It is I wouldn't say
it's a breeze, but the surgery is not. You're not aware.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They give you nitrous ox sides, so you're kind of
like wooooo and you're fine. They might put you all
the way out. It's the recovery, and it's like holding
gauze in your mouth for the next twenty four or
forty eight hours. That's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I keep trying to find tiktoks of people that are
saying like, oh, it's not that bad. No, every video
that I've seen, not to scare you, but I've been scared.
Every video has been like I'd rather jump off a
roof twice to get my wischiken air.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Looking to social media that is, I'm never going to
come for you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
People are looking for views. Buddy. People, if you are
in the dental industry, call and give Vaut some reassurance.
It'll be fine. I was fine. I was fine too.
It was fine. I still remember the smoke curling out
of my mouth because they had to take a saw
and saw the roots of time. No, it was true story.
My tooth was turned sideways, so they had to saw
(08:27):
the roots off to get it off. And they would like, yeah,
and I could see smoke curling up out of my mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Did it turn into like a pirate ship and go
through a little hole?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Like I don't even get that reference. But thank smoke,
you blow smoke. No, that was such the best one. No,
that wasn't.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
I didn't really understand.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
When Dave doesn't get it. It was a no.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
When people like blow smoke rings, it's.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
A lord of the rings thing. I guess. I did
go to the dentist the other day and I said, oh, man,
I didn't know. I'm a big fan of the dentist.
I would rather have a colonoscopy. And they said, we'll
make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Not your best, not your best only one of his
most used jokes of never gets a handful of classic ones.
That's one of them, ye, by the way, and the
ball washer one.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I was golfing last summer. Yeah, at Glenn Lake. Everything's
going great. It broke my collarbone though, I fell off
the ball washer. That's not what we're supposed to do
with that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Then, I've never been golfing, so yeah, she doesn't really
understand what it would mean.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Anyways, I like golf cart. I got one more. Okay,
all right, so there's a line that you have to say,
how big was she? No? No, okay, so I was
out at Glen Lake and the golf pro. This is
a terrible, inappropriate joke. That's not appropriate twenty twenty five.
We're gonna do it anyway. I don't care. Okay. So
I'm out of the Glenn Lake and the golf pro
(09:58):
comes by and she's very beautiful, about forty five years old,
and she's like, Wow, you have a really beautiful swing.
It reminds me of Arnold Palmer. Yes, I did twice, Dave.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm pretty sure you retired that one like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Now not you should have gonna come back. They saw
people on the phone. We want to talk to him.
Barely know her? What? What? What is it? Palmer? Yes?
I did twice. I barely know her. It's a joke.
We have time, do we want to wait? No, let's
do really quick here. We're not in the book anymore,
so it doesn't matter breaking rule. Yeah, Hey, Mariah talked
(10:38):
to Vant for a minute. He's nervous about his about
his wisdom teeth and talked to him for a second.
I'm so terrified.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah. So I actually work for an oral surgeon and
all we do is exacting teeth. All they are. I
got my lism keep extracted by my oral surgeon about
a month ago, and I went back to work very
next day.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
The very next day, How wow, you're time.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
You'll be fine. They numb you up really good. You
feel really great afterwards if you were going under. And
then I would say, like day three or four is
like peak swelling.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Tell me about dry socket. What is that I've heard
that's a terrible experience.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Yeah, it's it's I would say, as fifty fifty she.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Bo.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Make sure that you're rinsing out. It's something that they
pack like addressing into. If you get it, that has
an ointment on it, and it's like almost immediate relief.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oho. Very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
But even if you do get it, they take care
of it super quick for you. It's maybe a ten
minute appointment can lap it and they take care of
it for you.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And if some for for some reason, I'm petrified, I'm
blaming you, Mariah.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm gonna be like she said, it was easy, she
said it, go eat it well. Thanks Mariah, Thanks Mariah,
appreciate you. Let's go to Megan. You had yours out
at what nineteen years old? Meghan?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, I had him on at nineteen on my birthday.
It was completely fine.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
How so did you go back to work after.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
The after part?
Speaker 7 (12:05):
All I have to say is I thought I was
Saing from Batman, so.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had no issues at all. Thought you were Babe
from Batman. So you were so.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
They put us stopped in your bow. I thought I
was wearing the map of Baby Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You were so doped up you thought you were a
comic book character. Isn't that the little kidd He's like,
is this real life? And then he screams and then
passes out. All right, thank you, Megan. Have a great day.
We'll be right back with your sing a long song
of the day. Make this that can't make this stuff
brought you by the Leo Agency case I didn't mention
that one, and sing a long song of to day?
(12:44):
Need your suggestions. What if you got a week from Christmas,
maybe you'll suggest a Christmas song. I don't know that
text in to let us know what song we should
play next that you want to sing along too, We'll do.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It next ninety four and I ninety the Dave Ryan
Show on kd W.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Alison's on the phone for these sing along song of
the day. Good morning Alison, good morning. Not my daughter Alison.
By the way, another Allison, Alison. It's almost Christmas a
week away. I want to hear one visit Christmas memory
from when you were a little kid. What do you got?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Okay? So Christmas Eve we always did with my dad's
side of the family, So went to Grandma's house. I
have a really small family, so three cousins and me
and my sisters, three cousins, the five of us. We
would always sit at the kids table because we're kids.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Because you're kids, and yeah, and it.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Would always turn into putting olives on our fingers and
acting like eat right, and then turn into a burping
contest classic burp the loudest on demand Classic.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
This is this is amazing, this is you know what's funny?
I really thought you'd be like I remember one year
I got a blank blank whatever, No, it's all it
was on finger I love you, Allison. That is too funny.
And the purp and condest. All right, Alison, what song
you want to scream? Sing along with? This morning? You
got it, Allison, have a great day and Merry Christmas. Okay,
(14:15):
Christmas you and right into Dave's Dirt on kdb ub
brought to buy six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law look it Up lyrics. They deserted to determine
one of the most looked up lyrics of the past year.
The number one looked up lyric was a naughty lyric
from the song wood from Taylor Swift's song about Travis Kelcey.
(14:38):
That was the most looked up lyric. The other top
lyric was from Kendrick Lavars not Like Us. It's quote
A Mustard on the beat Yo, I don't know what
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Thank you? So there's your two most looked up lyrics
(14:59):
of the last year.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Drake director James Cameron became a hero on the set
of a nineteen eighty nine film called The Abyss because
he performs CPR on a rat.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's correct a rat.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
In the movie, there's a scene that evolves mercing a
real life rat into oxygenated water and five rats were
used in the filming, but one of them almost drowned.
So to prevent the abyss from losing its no animals
were harm certification. Cameron performs CPR and brought the rat
back to life. He even adopted it after and named
it Beanie Beane. So I guess he said, Beanie and
(15:32):
I bonded over the whole thing. I saved his life.
We were brothers. He used to sit on my desk
while I was writing Terminator too, and he lived to
rip to a ripe old age. So they actually want
them to make a movie about Beanie.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's so cute.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Survivor Season forty nine ended last night, And for Survivor fifty,
a big thing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
They're hiding immunity idols in all fifty states. I already
signed out.
Speaker 8 (15:55):
Survivor hits a major milestone. Our fiftieth season are fifty
to celebrate. We were inviting you to be part of
the fund. This is your moment. The first time ever
we are taking Survivor across America. We've hidden immunity idols,
fifty of them, one in every state.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Your job solve the clues find the out.
Speaker 8 (16:15):
Of for a shot at an unbelievable prize. You can
scan the code or go to Survivor fifty challenge dot com.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Be a part of Survivor history. Oh yeah, I'll sign
up with you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
There is a commercial for it, and you can sign
up just for the email. You can just sign up
for an email notification.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Sounds god.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
People are questioning Selena Gomez on Instagram. She went and
addressed one why she or how she shapes her mustache,
and she responded back it was like, actually it's malasma,
which is a common skin condition.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And then people were asking her about her voice.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Change sometimes when I'm on never mind, there's no excuse.
I don't really care. I think my point is is
that sometimes things happen. I get weird, my throat kind
of swells and signed sometimes, man.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
You guys, it's a slow dirt day. I'll tell you
a CPR on a rat and white. Is Selena Gomez's
voice sound different?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I thought the.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Story about Beanie was great. It's a cute story. It's
thirty five years old, but it's a cute story. We'll
be back in a second on Katie WGB. We're going
to talk about a couple of things, and we're gonna
waste some Christmas cash with a day Ryan Christmas Cash
phrase that pays, So hang on for that coming up
in a second. And I found something going through my
house that I want to know what to do with,
and I'll show you if you're watching the YouTube live stream.
(17:34):
It's not on yet, but it will be in about
five minutes.
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