June 3, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. It's rainy outside today. It is Tuesday, and
we do have more weekend tickets for you coming up
in a while. Bailey and I and Jenny we're having
a discussion, but you're welcome to join here. I said,
whenever I think of leftover sushi, I always think of
Jenny because leftover sushi something happens to it. Overnight. You
put it in the fridge and the next day the
color is changed, the texture has changed, the flavor is changed.
(00:22):
And because I was paying Jenny one time about a
year ago to eat leftover sushi, like every time she
waited another day, I'd give her another ten bucks. Yeah,
you get about day number three and she's like, I
don't want to eat it. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I had like a full blown panic attack at home
thinking about all the things that were going to happen
to me, and so finally I texted Dave and I
was like, I can't do it. I genuinely think I
might die if I eat it at this point, but
I was trying to get that money, so I was
pushing it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But then we're talking about foods that are left over
when there when they're better, Yeah, they're Okay, Chipotle is
better when it's left over.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You think, Okay, all of the flavors like soak into
each other, and then like the rice, like if you
get a bowl, like the rice soaks in all of that,
like juice and everything, it just tastes better.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I would say pizza is a big one. But the
only thing is you got to put it in the
fridge or in a ziplock, because if you leave it
in the cardboard carton on the counter overnight and then
the next morning at eleven o'clock you dig it out
and you're like, I mean, it's not good. At that point,
you at least got thrown the microwave. But sometimes we're
too hungry to microwave it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, And something that I think tastes pretty much the same,
at least after a few days is soup. You like,
you can make a crackpot of soup and that's gonna
last for a very long time.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It tastes just as fresh. All you gotta do is
eat that bad boy.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, the same reason that the chipotle, because it'll sit
overnight and it'll the juices will if you have noodles
in it, it'll like seep into the noodles.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And I don't know what's the science, but Thanksgiving is
actually better as leftovers than it is the first time around,
except for the stuffing, except for so there's like but
the like green bean castroll is always better as a.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Leftover, really always.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, I think turkey is just as good cold and
a sand image yeah, as his fresh hot turkey.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
A great.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well that we settled that debate. I want to ask
vaugh Vaught was on the stand up circuit last night? Yes,
and he was out opening for Nikki nick Blazer last night. Yeah,
so how did your stand up routine go? Last night?
You were doing open mic night?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
So let me tell you what happened right all, well,
really all weekend, not just all day. I've been prepping
this set. I don't want to say what it's about,
because eventually I do want you to come see it.
But it was about me and my girlfriend Alyssa doing
long distance blah blah blah. The place that I go
do it at, so they do typically at any open
MIC's sign ups at six, let's say, and then the
show happens an hour later at seven, because I'll post
the list so I get there at like six fifteen
(02:38):
is because you don't want to be the first one there.
And it's also like right when it started storming and
the guy was like, oh yeah, sign ups are done.
I was like, what do you mean they're done? Just
like it's six fifteen. It's not even like late late.
He said, oh yeah, they filled up at six oh two.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What oh no? So you did not keep doing it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You have to do anything because I didn't want to
drive like twenty minutes for nothing. Ye yeah, but they
do them literally every single week. The good thing about
the Twin Cities there are so many stand up like
open mics like Actme, Comedy Corner Underground, Sisyphis.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Or Bryant Lake.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So I will be going, it's not some other time
this week. Next week, I'll be going, okay, goommer. Though
you show up and they're like now and it wasn't
even like lately. If I showed up at like six
forty five, I would have got that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But like you did want to like Sissifis or something
a few weeks ago. Yeah, was it the same hitch
where you have to go sign up?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, they're all like that because so many people want
to do it because it's it's an open mic. You know,
people are just trying new material. You go an hour
or so ahead of time. They post the list, you know,
somewhere around fifteen to twenty minutes before the show, and
then it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Starts because there is no criteria to pass before you
get up on stage, correct and anybody can get up there,
even if they're just gonna tell knock knock jokes. Yeah. Literally,
How good was the lineup last night?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
It was Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I've been struggling with my confidence, but then sometimes I
sit and watch and I'm like, you know, I know
I am not the worst. I will not be the
worst person that goes to before.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think everybody thinks they can do stand up. I
think everybody everybody do stand up. Jenny to maybe does not.
I know that if I got up in front of
you know, to do a routine, if I worked it out,
I would kill. I would kill. I know I would.
In reality, I probably would get like cat calls and tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We all did stand up in the same affair. Yours
was actually really good, Jenny. But like the it's there's
definitely like when you take an improv one on one class,
there's always one guy in that class that's like, yeah,
my friends tell me I'm funny, and he's the least
funny guy, and so I feel like stand up is
probably the exact same thing. He's like, let me complain
about my girl friend the old ball in Hane, and
you're like, oh.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Not this guy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's my opening, Jake, and I pause for laughter after
I say the old ball and chain, and then I
look around and I always try to have a stool
with a bottle of water on top and your notes.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
A whiskey in that class, what do you mean at Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's nineteen seventy two, Jenny. I put a bottle of
water on there because it's funnier.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good bit anyway. I hope you're having a
good morning so far. What are you doing? Episode? Or
let me ask you a question. What time do you
get up? I'm just curious. What do you get up
at six am? Do you get up at three am?
We get up at four I get up at four
forty two, No, four point thirty two every morning, two snoozes.
What time do you get up? Send me a text
(05:21):
it let me know. I'm just curious. Are you up.
Not normally up this early, normally get up at seven thirty.
Maybe got up because you got a cry and squawking
baby or your puppy was like on ho hoot hoo.
That should be an alarm clock right there. That would
be the world's best alarm clock, because your alarm will
make you go. You slowly reach over and you're fumbling
for it. It was a dog going. You would be
(05:44):
on your feet in about zero point two seconds. Send
me a text to Katie wid one, let me know
what time you get up. I'm just curious. Dave's dirt's
coming up. In a second, Miley Cyrus tattoo regrets she's
got about fifty tattoos, and she says there's one in
particular that it's in every picture that she wishes she
(06:05):
hadn't gotten. We'll cover celebrity tattoo regrets coming up in
a second. The Dave Ryan Show on Katie wb WB.
We were asking a minute ago what time you get up?
So people have texted in, and of course you know
you're getting all kinds of answers here. This one says,
I work for a scrap yard this morning. I'm commuting
in the car with somebody who sold the scrap and
oh they're talking about something else. Sorry, let's do this one.
(06:27):
I'm a delivery driver. I wake up anywhere between one
thirty and three gosh, depending on the route for the day.
Here's somebody who is a school bus driver. It's Candy.
She's a school bus driver for Stillwater. Last day. By
the way, I get up at five and I'm pulling
into a lot right now. Have great Tuesday. Love you guys.
Here's why I get up between three thirty and four fifteen.
(06:51):
And yeah, if you're up, if you're up this early,
you get it. It's you know, it's not the it's
not the easiest thing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
But here we are arted having to put on three
alarms because I was so nervous that one of them
wouldn't go off or I wouldn't wake up to one.
Oh really, and then I would have to rely on
a second one. But I need I need two, So
now I have three. You know what, if three does
it for you, then then works. I was in a
Yellowstone and we were going to get up early early
one day, like six in the morning, to go get
(07:19):
an early start, And so the alarm went off on
my watch and I just turned it off, and then
Susan later around eight o'clock said, why didn't you wake
us up?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I said, I don't know. Then I got scolded for
not responding to my alarm. All right, it is the
dirt on one to one point three kd WB and
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Let's get started throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
This is Dave's dirt on kd WB, brought.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
To you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. Tattoo regret stories, Miley Cyrus says eighty percent
of her fifty tattoos were a mistake. Well, they said,
well which one? For example? She said, well, I get
a pit bull on my right forearm. She said, I
love my dog, but having a pit bowl in every
photo for the rest of my life is kind of intense.
(08:05):
But she was back in the tattoo parlor yesterday. She
got her latest inch, which is the word muse incursive
on her right shoulder blade. That is, I don't know
why she got mus on there, but it's kind of
like I got one. I'm really as crossed my chest.
It says no regrets regrets. Well, look and spell it
(08:25):
for me.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Are a g r at.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Z norats sentiment is desmis reported rumors that Selena Gomez
and Vinnie Blanco may tell you the not as early
as next month. Also check this out. Cute little couple.
Then people do this if you are dating somebody or
seeing somebody and they have a passion like fishing or pickleball,
(08:52):
sometimes you'll pick up that passion so you can spend
more time together. Guess what adorable little couple. He plays
golf and now she's taken golf lessons.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, he's not a golfer. He just likes to play
Travis Kelcey. So Taylor's out there. She's now taken golf lessons.
Watch her be really good at it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, I'm gonna say I feel the opposite.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't feel like she is a very athletic woman.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
She's holding his water.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You don't think Taylor's athletic, No, I think she's.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I think she's very in shape and she could probably
outrun any of us and lift more than us. But
outside of that, I don't feel like she's an athletic.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He now think he doesn't lude to a lot of sports,
but she strikes me as like athletic and strong, so
I could be wrong. Anyway, something new is coming from
Sabrina Carpenter. We're not sure what. But in Hollywood they
put up some billboards that say I swear they choose me.
I'm not choosing them. Not sure what that means. And
(09:55):
also Britney Spears no longer allowed to fly on private jets. Well,
she's legally allowed, but the private jet companies don't want her.
Cool because last week she broke the FAA rules by
lighting up Marlborough while she was on a private jet.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yeah, that was like a big story.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
To be fair, she said, someone handed it to her
and she's like, oh cool, I guess you can smoke
on this.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Plane, which I mean, I think that's a valid excuse
a little bit. But it seems weird that she's now
not allowed to be on.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Any private alt No.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Remember it's the dirt. We don't know how much validity
there is any of these stories. I think that legally,
as a pilot, I think I know that you can
smoke on a private plane. It was probably just the
policy of the people who owned the four point six
million dollar Bombardier jet that they don't want smoke smell
in their jet. I'm gonna guess maybe Judge Mathis has
(10:48):
an opinion on Didty. What does Judge Mathis say about Ditty?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
He has a temper and he's known for that, and
people are in fear because of his temper. But street
guys don't fear him because they know he's never been
in the street. He was a kid, went to Catholic
school and then he was bullied.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
He tried to join up with some little gang uh
in New York.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I think Harlem that weren't even engaging in crime. And
he is father who was killed was a big gangster
in New York.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, there's there's more testimony on Diddy. We'll
cover that later.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
David, we're talking about Selena gome A is a Miley.
So I want to go to this list of the
greatest Disney movie soundtracks of all time and see if
some of us agree. We'll go five to one. Number
five is Tarzan, the Original Tarzan. Number four's Little Mermaid.
I think it deserves the top five for sure. Aladdin
bangers Hot take. Will Smith really killed it on that soundtrack.
Number two Best Disney movie soundtrack of all Time, Beauty
(11:49):
and the Beast. Yes, and I think we can all guess.
But what do you think Number one is Liyan King?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
It is Lion King. Yeah, maybe you don't think so, Jenny, No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think that Tarzan has the best time track of
all time. Phil Collins went way too hard on that
sound contrack. I love how we can Tellson's age by
him referencing Aladdin in saying Will Smith Smith what well
it is not.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
The O G Genie.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay, I know I just said at the start of
the pod, but that was the first Will Smith movie
I've ever seen, which is such a bad thing to say.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
The first seen Men in Black. The first Will Smith
movie I ever saw was Aladdin.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And I've never seen a Denzel Washington movie two like
Icons and like in film, I've never seen.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
My heart hurts. M.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, you've seen Final Destination, so your father, you're in
good shape.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So Kelly Clarkson's been talking for a little while. Well,
they've been speculating for a while. She's going to renew
her show, which does very very well, but she's been
dealing with some extremely painful personal issues and so.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Let's speculate for a while.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
What do you think that.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
She's dealing with the divorce. I think probably the fact
that you know, the divorce is hard, even if you
don't want to beat with the person anymore.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I feel like she's over that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, I don't think she is, because it has a
source close to her. So she recently had a moment
of clarity about her situation. Like she has her priorities,
she has her family coming first, but she's just like
humbled by the whole divorce situation. You know, she wrote
so many songs and talk so many times about how
bad her father was in her life, and then she
met that husband, and she wrote songs about how great
(13:21):
it was to meet this person who made her feel
great again.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
And now I don't we.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Obviously don't know what happened between them, but it does
seem like I got a little bit messy, and so
I think she's just dealing with that. And now she's
just unsure what she wants to do. She wants to
continue on with the TV show or what's next for her.
I mean, regardless, she has a great career ahead of
her because everyone loves her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
She's a very beloved celebrity. That's true, and that is
the dirt on Katie ABDB. We'll be back in a
second with vaunch. During the pod, we got tickets for
the weekend coming up in about another hour, So if
you haven't signed up yet, go to Instagram find KATIEBDB
one on one three ktbidbe, follow Katiebbe and then just
post something and then tag a friends. You can post
(14:04):
like I want those tickets and then tag your friend Shelley.
Shout out Shelley.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Shelley really wanted a friend named Shelley.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know what s all right, so go do that
and then be here at seven thirty five to hear
your name on the radio to all right, let's get
started with. First of all, let me tell you something
very important. It's smoky out there. It's smoky. There's smoky
and rainy out there, so just be aware they are
contributing this to the Canadian forest fires. But it turned
(14:33):
out that Drake that used to work on the show
bought a brand new bong. It's a battery powered bong
that pumps the smoke for so it's a power hitter.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
How did he pay for that?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
If he sows you that's what I said, I said,
you still owe me fifteen hundred dollars. You're buying a
thirty eight dollars power hitter. Where did he borrow this
money from? What the hell? Anyway, I'll also in some
better news. Jenny and I are gonna go down to
Burnsville on Friday. Well, you're gonna hang out of the
brand new cub It's like a palatial, beautiful cub Grand
old Grand reopening from one until three. We were there
(15:04):
a couple of weeks ago. We had such a good time.
They said, Hey, come on back. We're gonna hang out again,
but we're giving stuff away this time.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, we have cub but gift cards and then we
also have some Halsey tickets we'll be given away.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
What m hm, how many?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
How many of these gift cards and Halsey tickets?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
We go the questions? I don't know they answer today.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't have that, but I'm sure a plethora.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, Uh, coming up this Friday from one until three,
come on by, say hi, and uh we'll chat for
a little bit. We'll catch up and try to get
you some Halsey tickets or a cub food gift cards.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You want to bring us like a coffee or something
like we would take that too. You know it's gonna
be a long day for us, because you know that's true. Yes,
and then we gotta go there.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We do have a long day. See you Friday at CUB.
All right, Vaunt is here to stir the pot. What's
up on a big old ladle.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Let me tell you, guys, the first place that you
wash in the shower tells me everything I need to
know about you. So we're gonna go around the room
and you're gonna tell me what you wash first, the
first thing that your loofa or your sponge or soap
bar touches.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
We'll start with Jenny, I wash.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
My face first, but I use a washcloth for my
face and then I use a loof of for the
rest of my body.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
What you use is not important.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
You are a normal person because there's three types of washers,
a top, a bottom, and a wild card.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
You start at the top.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
You start at the top, which means that you usually
are logical because you know, you start at the top
and then the soap trickles down and then you just
make your way down.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
That makes all the sense in the world. And if
you have any other answer but that you're a nod
ball Bailey. Oh see, I mean I wash my hair
and then my face. Okay, that still counts. You're a
top okay, uh, Dave, I.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Do hair, then I work my weight down, then I
do my face last. See, you're a.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Wild card like me, because it makes most sense to
me at least to do all that and then do
your face last. I don't know why. I guess that's
just the way it goes. But I feel like you
have to start from the top down. If you're a bottom,
why do you jump to the end of things?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Who is starting to at their feet? There are some
people that do it. There are bottom up. There's some
people because bottom because some.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
People's feet stink, and so they'll start at the bottom
or like you know, their butt or their legs if
you wash your legs. Me and Dave are wild cards.
Which is the way that I go, But it's not
the right way. The top is really the only right way.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I think you're right.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, you're saying that you're wrong.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yes, technically, and they don't do it the correct I
do the face last because I use a special lorrial
men's facial scrub that I saved that for last it's
charcoal infused.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Is that why you're looking so youthful?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Exactly right?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
So I will tell you this. When I forgot to
put on deyodurant yesterday, I don't know why, but I
was at the gym yesterday and I was like, yep,
I hope nobody's around me because I've.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Had those moments where I'm at the gym and I
was like, God, it smells in here today.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
And then I was like, wait, why is that the
smell following me around?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Then I went down to Great Clips, and before I
went to Great Clips, I put on a bunch of
deodorant because I was like, yeah, I don't want the
poorer stylist to be like good God, then she would
announced everybody. After I left, Dave Ryan was here and
he spelled like a barnyard.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I repeat it, and I want you to text
in where do you wash first? And actually think about
it because I had to think about it. I washed
my chest first and then I go down my body,
then I'll do my my face at the end. Where
do you wash first in the shower? Because this says
everything about you if you're a top mean you start
with your hair or your face go down. It means
that you're logical and everything that you do make sense
because you read a book. You know left to right.
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You go top to bottom with things. If you start
bottom first, you're like fear based.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You jump to the end.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Get your face, yeah, because you're scared of what's gonna happen.
And if you're a wild card and you just you
do like Dave and I. You start with I don't
know your chest or your arms or just not the top,
then you're just you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You're a wild child. WHOA all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
One question we're talking about this. Do you guys actually
wash your feet?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes? Yeah, I do. Yeah. You run the bar of
Irish spring over my feet between the toes and the toes.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, and you like clean the bottom of your feet.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I lift my foot up and I hold onto the
wall of the shower and I get the bottom of
my foot.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You got one of those handicap handles in your shower.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I've got really good balance.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have one of those.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Swerin Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Wait a minute, are you saying this because you don't
wash your feet?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't. That's okay. We'll be back in a second.
On you can't make this stuff up. Skills everybody had
in the past that are becoming obsolete. I'll give you one.
Driving a stick shift. It used to be something that
everybody had to master back in the day. Now it's obsolete.
You don't need to and it's the last time you
were a car with a stick shift. It's been a
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long time. Skills that everybody used to have that now
are obsolete. Coming up next on kdub Hey out Ali,
last day of tenth grade. Congratulations from mom and also Jessica,
Happy Big four, Oh, the Big Four. Oh, were enjoy
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your day to day. These are skills everybody had in
the past but then now becoming obsolete. So let's get
started and see if you have any of these or
you don't have to worry about learning them anymore, that's
for sure. Learning to drive a stick shift. Okay. Now,
unlike the United States, around the rest of the world,
stick shifts are pretty popular, but not here. Most people
stopped about nineteen eighty to nineteen ninety. They just don't
(20:35):
got a stick shift anymore. Ye'll make them, oh yeah,
they still make them. If you want one, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's huge in just other countries, like America is like
one of the only countries that we don't prioritize stick shift,
but it's way bigger and like Europe in all those countries,
like I think those are more prominent than manual.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, my mom had a stick shift like my whole childhood.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah. I remember I bought a car maybe twenty years
ago and they're like, you want manual or stick shift
or automatic? Understaid, I want to stick shift, And then
I regretted it immediately because by then the cell phone
had come into popularity. You can't hold a cell phone
on your phone on your face while eating a big
Mac with your other hands Shifting gears.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Now you can't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Here's another one. Golfing. Yes, gone are the days when
being part of an exclusive members only club was the
pinnacle of desirability. Millennials now gravitate towards sports that foster
inclusivity and equal chances for everybody, So they don't really
play golf like they used to. But golf courses are
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still busy. It's still very popular sporting opening beverages, in
a surprising twist, the traditional cork has declined in demand,
not due to quality concerns, but because we drink it
out of a box or a screw on cap. Now,
I don't know that that's entirely true.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Box line isn't exactly like one's cup of tea?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Do you know how to open a bottle of wine
with a cork?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You don't know, okay, because all the ones I've ever like,
all the wine bottles I've had, it just been like.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Like pop off.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yep, those are the best pop off if you mean
spin off, like twist off.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Cursive writing is another one. We've talked about. Cursive writing.
It's a skill that some schools still teach, and a
lot of kids don't know. I don't think Carson knows
how to write in cursive. Maybe I do.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
It's just not pretty because I didn't like do it forever.
It's kind of it looks like a child wrote it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Another one using proper grammar. Basically we do whatever we
want now, I guess sewing and mending your own clothes.
So back in the middle of the last century, it
was very popular to like get a pattern and a
sewing machine and sew your own dress or your own
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shirt or whatever. It's more of a hobby now. I
think people used to do it back then because it
was like, well that's what you did, yeah, and it
was more affordable and.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You'd have to like darn your own socks if you
got a hole in your socks, because you can't go
out buy new socks. Now everyone's like, well, I'm out
of underwear and I don't want to do laundry.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'll just go buy more underwear. Do you guys not
fix your clothes if you have like a little hole
in it. It's like a favorite shirt, and you're like, oh,
I'll just sell this up.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Usually I let the if it's a dress and it's
got a hole in it, I let it hang in
my closet.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Just indefinitely, just never wear it. I get it, I
usually go to my mother and she fixes it. But
I have started to try to learn myself. She's taught
me some stitching stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Another skill that we used to have, and not really
a skill, but just something that we don't do using
landline phones. You know, if you want me to look
at a landline phone hanging on the wall with a cord,
a curly cord on it like it a red vine.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You have a landline every day when people call them
to the show.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What's a red vine? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That is true? You do lose a land use a landline, Yes,
I do, right here, right there, and it's got a
curly little chord. It's not a red vine.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Is a red vine? I've never heard that red n
never heard that to her mind.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
There's it's a licorice. It's my favorite kind of licorice.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Context, it makes sense. Never heard that term though. Okay,
that is you can't make this stuff up on kd WB.
I want to run a story by you and see
what you guys think of this one. This is a
true story, and I don't want to embarrass the person
who told me this story, but it is somebody that
I know. They were out at dinner at a nice
high end restaurant and this happened like Saturday night, and
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they're a couple. They're like thirty years old, and they're
having this nice dinner at this nice restaurant and at
the table next to them, as this person told me,
they said there was a couple that was pretty clearly
on their first date because they were like you know,
trying a little bit too hard to be enthusiastic and
laughing and conversational. You know what it is, just like,
you know, when you get into a more comfortable relationship,
(24:45):
you don't have to try so hard. That's like energy, right, Yeah,
And so they had definitely first date energy. And so
this person that told me the story, he said that
they were a little bit annoying because he was laughing
a little bit too loud and she was talking a
little bit too loud, and it was a little bit distracting,
but it didn't ruin their dinner. Here's the interesting part.
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The guy gets up and goes to the bathroom and
a server, a woman server, comes over to the table
and says to the woman on the date, Hey, I
just want to make sure everything's okay. Is everything okay?
Do you need my help?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And the person that told me the story said that
struck them as really odd and somewhat intrusive and definitely assumptive,
but at the same time kind of protective. But she
wasn't showing any signs of distress. So I wanted to
run this by you. And as you are listening to
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the show, would you ever do that? Now, if you're
at a bar. Let's say I'm a bartender and I'm
working and there's a woman who's like sitting there with
her date, and she looks sad and scared, and she's
drinking water and he's ordering his fifth shot of whatever.
I might say, Hey you okay, you know that type
of thing. Yeah, but I don't know, so I just
want to throw that out there and see what you
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guys thought. Jenny will start with you.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean I've been a server many, many years,
so I find this a little I find it pretty
strange to ask that out of nowhere. I think more
in like a bar setting, or like if you could
see them being uncomfortable, and you said the person who
was listening to their conversation nearby and hearing everything, it
sounded like they were having good conversation and being loud.
(26:25):
So that's what's really weird to me that the server
came up and just like was like, are you okay?
The only thing I could think of that like makes
me justify their actions the server's actions is maybe that
guy frequents there a lot, and they know who that
person is, Oh okay, so maybe maybe like they're just
looking out to make sure that person's okay. But outside
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of that, I don't find a reason why a server
would come up to a couple that seems to be
having a decent thing.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Think it was kind of assumptive that I'm going to
generalize that he is a bad guy and not get
him the benefit of the doubt that he's a good guy.
And I thought that was a sumptive and a little
bit unfair to the guy. What do you think, Bailey, Well, so.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
The thing that I was trying to think, if if
the server picked up on the woman who was on
this date, if she did something specifically to like alert
the server that they were uncomfortable, then I think that's
that's what would make it a normal thing for the
server to come up, because it is kind of weird otherwise.
But like, because I can totally see if I was
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on a date and I was super uncomfortable, I'm not
going to visibly look uncomfortable because I wouldn't want the
guy to think I was uncomfortable. But if I was
and I alerted the staff in some way, like the
way I put my fork or something like is a
sign or something, then it would make sense for the
server to come up and ask me, So maybe there
was some kind of like unspoken sign.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And maybe so vought would I think.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I think it's weird because if your friend noticed the
people on the first date, they seem to be having
a jolly old time, why the waitress would come to
speak to them but not to your friend and whoever
was there, Because if they're like your friend, they they're chilled,
they're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I think maybe because the friend of mine that was there,
they're in an old, established relationship. They exude comfort around
each other. Still, they're still there. They're like been together
for a long time. They exude comfort. What do you think?
I just thought it was interesting. I don't think that
she did anything wrong, and I don't think that the
girl was in any trouble. But I do know that
(28:28):
there's like certain things like in the women's bathroom, it'll
say something like, hey, if you are in an uncomfortable,
dangerous situation, talk to our staff or what else.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
They like go to the bar and order this drink,
or go to a server and say this. It'll give
you a specific thing that like a code alert the
people working on the establishment to help the person out.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Okay, God, So That's what I'm thinking is that maybe
this was some kind of like code that she was
giving to this server, which is why the server came
over to ask.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, okay, what do you think, Simy Texan? Let me know,
Katie WB one five three nine two one. It is
graduation time. Happy pre K graduation at Riley's Crossing Childcare
in chan Hassen. There's another little thing. What do you
think about graduation for pre k and daycare? Little Ava
had a graduation the other day and she had on
her little red cap and gown. She was horri almost
(29:19):
five years old. She was so proud. They sang a
horrible version of Don't Stop Believing and wait what they
threw back to Journey? Well, they made up their own
lyrics to it and they threw and it's adorable. But
the kids couldn't really sing and they get whatever. But so,
what do you think is pre K graduation just a
little bit too much?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You think, so we didn't have pre k graduation, We
didn't have kindergarten graduation, We didn't have fifth grade graduation.
We had graduation from high school when you graduated period, Yeah,
same here. Yeah, I think it's a it creates I
don't know. I guess it's for you know, celebration isn't
a bad thing, but like, why do we need it
at every grade level?
Speaker 5 (29:58):
No, I think pre K is the only one that's
okay until high school because pre K signifies like now
you're going on to actual like primary school, so to speak.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Fifth grade and eighth grade, No, that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I agree with you. Grade school one hundred percent. I
agree with you. I think it's cute and adorable when
a little four or five year old is in a
cap and gown and they're so proud and they mess
everything up and they're like, stand on the X, and
they're like, they don't stand on the ax. They're way Yeah,
I think that's adorable. Fifth grade, he had a long
road ahead of your kid. Eighth grade. You ain't accomplished nothing.
(30:30):
You don't deserve a pat on the back for finishing
eighth grade. Everybody in the world should finish eighth grade.
There ain't no pat on the back. There ain't no
ata boys or at of girls for finishing eighth grade.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I believe that too, But I think I did have
a fifth grade graduation.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
I really try out for the left.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Well, you know most of us only make it a third.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, that is it on KATIEWB. We'll be back in
a second. We've got really cool well the iHeartRadio Music
Festival lineup announcement. We do this every year. It is
one of the biggest concerts of the year. I've been
lucky enough to go a couple of times. I've ever
seen everybody from Halsey to Backstreet Boys, Pat Benattar, who's
(31:16):
the guy, he's an actor, Jared Lida, Jared Leto, he
was there last year. He was actually really good. Fallout Boy.
It is a huge concert. It comes up every September.
We start giving away and selling tickets like in the
next couple of days. But we'll give you the lineup
for the iHeartRadio Music Festival coming up on KATWB. I
won't play a little game of lyrics shuffle next on
(31:37):
The Dave Ryan Show on Katie
Good morning. It's rainy outside today. It is Tuesday, and
we do have more weekend tickets for you coming up
in a while. Bailey and I and Jenny we're having
a discussion, but you're welcome to join here. I said,
whenever I think of leftover sushi, I always think of
Jenny because leftover sushi something happens to it. Overnight. You
put it in the fridge and the next day the
color is changed, the texture has changed, the flavor is changed.
(00:22):
And because I was paying Jenny one time about a
year ago to eat leftover sushi, like every time she
waited another day, I'd give her another ten bucks. Yeah,
you get about day number three and she's like, I
don't want to eat it. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I had like a full blown panic attack at home
thinking about all the things that were going to happen
to me, and so finally I texted Dave and I
was like, I can't do it. I genuinely think I
might die if I eat it at this point, but
I was trying to get that money, so I was
pushing it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But then we're talking about foods that are left over
when there when they're better, Yeah, they're Okay, Chipotle is
better when it's left over.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You think, Okay, all of the flavors like soak into
each other, and then like the rice, like if you
get a bowl, like the rice soaks in all of that,
like juice and everything, it just tastes better.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I would say pizza is a big one. But the
only thing is you got to put it in the
fridge or in a ziplock, because if you leave it
in the cardboard carton on the counter overnight and then
the next morning at eleven o'clock you dig it out
and you're like, I mean, it's not good. At that point,
you at least got thrown the microwave. But sometimes we're
too hungry to microwave it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, And something that I think tastes pretty much the same,
at least after a few days is soup. You like,
you can make a crackpot of soup and that's gonna
last for a very long time.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It tastes just as fresh. All you gotta do is
eat that bad boy.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, the same reason that the chipotle, because it'll sit
overnight and it'll the juices will if you have noodles
in it, it'll like seep into the noodles.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And I don't know what's the science, but Thanksgiving is
actually better as leftovers than it is the first time around,
except for the stuffing, except for so there's like but
the like green bean castroll is always better as a.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Leftover, really always.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Okay, I think turkey is just as good cold and
a sand image yeah, as his fresh hot turkey.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
A great.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well that we settled that debate. I want to ask
vaugh Vaught was on the stand up circuit last night? Yes,
and he was out opening for Nikki nick Blazer last night. Yeah,
so how did your stand up routine go? Last night?
You were doing open mic night?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
So let me tell you what happened right all, well,
really all weekend, not just all day. I've been prepping
this set. I don't want to say what it's about,
because eventually I do want you to come see it.
But it was about me and my girlfriend Alyssa doing
long distance blah blah blah. The place that I go
do it at, so they do typically at any open
MIC's sign ups at six, let's say, and then the
show happens an hour later at seven, because I'll post
the list so I get there at like six fifteen
(02:38):
is because you don't want to be the first one there.
And it's also like right when it started storming and
the guy was like, oh yeah, sign ups are done.
I was like, what do you mean they're done? Just
like it's six fifteen. It's not even like late late.
He said, oh yeah, they filled up at six oh two.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What oh no? So you did not keep doing it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You have to do anything because I didn't want to
drive like twenty minutes for nothing. Ye yeah, but they
do them literally every single week. The good thing about
the Twin Cities there are so many stand up like
open mics like Actme, Comedy Corner Underground, Sisyphis.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Or Bryant Lake.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
So I will be going, it's not some other time
this week. Next week, I'll be going, okay, goommer. Though
you show up and they're like now and it wasn't
even like lately. If I showed up at like six
forty five, I would have got that.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But like you did want to like Sissifis or something
a few weeks ago. Yeah, was it the same hitch
where you have to go sign up?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, they're all like that because so many people want
to do it because it's it's an open mic. You know,
people are just trying new material. You go an hour
or so ahead of time. They post the list, you know,
somewhere around fifteen to twenty minutes before the show, and
then it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Starts because there is no criteria to pass before you
get up on stage, correct and anybody can get up there,
even if they're just gonna tell knock knock jokes. Yeah. Literally,
How good was the lineup last night?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
It was Okay.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I've been struggling with my confidence, but then sometimes I
sit and watch and I'm like, you know, I know
I am not the worst. I will not be the
worst person that goes to before.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I think everybody thinks they can do stand up. I
think everybody everybody do stand up. Jenny to maybe does not.
I know that if I got up in front of
you know, to do a routine, if I worked it out,
I would kill. I would kill. I know I would.
In reality, I probably would get like cat calls and tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
We all did stand up in the same affair. Yours
was actually really good, Jenny. But like the it's there's
definitely like when you take an improv one on one class,
there's always one guy in that class that's like, yeah,
my friends tell me I'm funny, and he's the least
funny guy, and so I feel like stand up is
probably the exact same thing. He's like, let me complain
about my girl friend the old ball in Hane, and
you're like, oh.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Not this guy.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's my opening, Jake, and I pause for laughter after
I say the old ball and chain, and then I
look around and I always try to have a stool
with a bottle of water on top and your notes.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
A whiskey in that class, what do you mean at Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's nineteen seventy two, Jenny. I put a bottle of
water on there because it's funnier.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
It's a good bit.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That's a good bit anyway. I hope you're having a
good morning so far. What are you doing? Episode? Or
let me ask you a question. What time do you
get up? I'm just curious. What do you get up
at six am? Do you get up at three am?
We get up at four I get up at four
forty two, No, four point thirty two every morning, two snoozes.
What time do you get up? Send me a text
(05:21):
it let me know. I'm just curious. Are you up.
Not normally up this early, normally get up at seven thirty.
Maybe got up because you got a cry and squawking
baby or your puppy was like on ho hoot hoo.
That should be an alarm clock right there. That would
be the world's best alarm clock, because your alarm will
make you go. You slowly reach over and you're fumbling
for it. It was a dog going. You would be
(05:44):
on your feet in about zero point two seconds. Send
me a text to Katie wid one, let me know
what time you get up. I'm just curious. Dave's dirt's
coming up. In a second, Miley Cyrus tattoo regrets she's
got about fifty tattoos, and she says there's one in
particular that it's in every picture that she wishes she
(06:05):
hadn't gotten. We'll cover celebrity tattoo regrets coming up in
a second. The Dave Ryan Show on Katie wb WB.
We were asking a minute ago what time you get up?
So people have texted in, and of course you know
you're getting all kinds of answers here. This one says,
I work for a scrap yard this morning. I'm commuting
in the car with somebody who sold the scrap and
oh they're talking about something else. Sorry, let's do this one.
(06:27):
I'm a delivery driver. I wake up anywhere between one
thirty and three gosh, depending on the route for the day.
Here's somebody who is a school bus driver. It's Candy.
She's a school bus driver for Stillwater. Last day. By
the way, I get up at five and I'm pulling
into a lot right now. Have great Tuesday. Love you guys.
Here's why I get up between three thirty and four fifteen.
(06:51):
And yeah, if you're up, if you're up this early,
you get it. It's you know, it's not the it's
not the easiest thing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
But here we are arted having to put on three
alarms because I was so nervous that one of them
wouldn't go off or I wouldn't wake up to one.
Oh really, and then I would have to rely on
a second one. But I need I need two, So
now I have three. You know what, if three does
it for you, then then works. I was in a
Yellowstone and we were going to get up early early
one day, like six in the morning, to go get
(07:19):
an early start, And so the alarm went off on
my watch and I just turned it off, and then
Susan later around eight o'clock said, why didn't you wake
us up?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I said, I don't know. Then I got scolded for
not responding to my alarm. All right, it is the
dirt on one to one point three kd WB and
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Let's get started throwing journalistic standards out the window.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
This is Dave's dirt on kd WB, brought.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
To you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. Tattoo regret stories, Miley Cyrus says eighty percent
of her fifty tattoos were a mistake. Well, they said,
well which one? For example? She said, well, I get
a pit bull on my right forearm. She said, I
love my dog, but having a pit bowl in every
photo for the rest of my life is kind of intense.
(08:05):
But she was back in the tattoo parlor yesterday. She
got her latest inch, which is the word muse incursive
on her right shoulder blade. That is, I don't know
why she got mus on there, but it's kind of
like I got one. I'm really as crossed my chest.
It says no regrets regrets. Well, look and spell it
(08:25):
for me.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Are a g r at.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Z norats sentiment is desmis reported rumors that Selena Gomez
and Vinnie Blanco may tell you the not as early
as next month. Also check this out. Cute little couple.
Then people do this if you are dating somebody or
seeing somebody and they have a passion like fishing or pickleball,
(08:52):
sometimes you'll pick up that passion so you can spend
more time together. Guess what adorable little couple. He plays
golf and now she's taken golf lessons.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, he's not a golfer. He just likes to play
Travis Kelcey. So Taylor's out there. She's now taken golf lessons.
Watch her be really good at it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, I'm gonna say I feel the opposite.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't feel like she is a very athletic woman.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
She's holding his water.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
You don't think Taylor's athletic, No, I think she's.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I think she's very in shape and she could probably
outrun any of us and lift more than us. But
outside of that, I don't feel like she's an athletic.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He now think he doesn't lude to a lot of sports,
but she strikes me as like athletic and strong, so
I could be wrong. Anyway, something new is coming from
Sabrina Carpenter. We're not sure what. But in Hollywood they
put up some billboards that say I swear they choose me.
I'm not choosing them. Not sure what that means. And
(09:55):
also Britney Spears no longer allowed to fly on private jets. Well,
she's legally allowed, but the private jet companies don't want her.
Cool because last week she broke the FAA rules by
lighting up Marlborough while she was on a private jet.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yeah, that was like a big story.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
To be fair, she said, someone handed it to her
and she's like, oh cool, I guess you can smoke
on this.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Plane, which I mean, I think that's a valid excuse
a little bit. But it seems weird that she's now
not allowed to be on.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Any private alt No.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Remember it's the dirt. We don't know how much validity
there is any of these stories. I think that legally,
as a pilot, I think I know that you can
smoke on a private plane. It was probably just the
policy of the people who owned the four point six
million dollar Bombardier jet that they don't want smoke smell
in their jet. I'm gonna guess maybe Judge Mathis has
(10:48):
an opinion on Didty. What does Judge Mathis say about Ditty?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
He has a temper and he's known for that, and
people are in fear because of his temper. But street
guys don't fear him because they know he's never been
in the street. He was a kid, went to Catholic
school and then he was bullied.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
He tried to join up with some little gang uh
in New York.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
I think Harlem that weren't even engaging in crime. And
he is father who was killed was a big gangster
in New York.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, there's there's more testimony on Diddy. We'll
cover that later.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
David, we're talking about Selena gome A is a Miley.
So I want to go to this list of the
greatest Disney movie soundtracks of all time and see if
some of us agree. We'll go five to one. Number
five is Tarzan, the Original Tarzan. Number four's Little Mermaid.
I think it deserves the top five for sure. Aladdin
bangers Hot take. Will Smith really killed it on that soundtrack.
Number two Best Disney movie soundtrack of all Time, Beauty
(11:49):
and the Beast. Yes, and I think we can all guess.
But what do you think Number one is Liyan King?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
It is Lion King. Yeah, maybe you don't think so, Jenny, No,
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think that Tarzan has the best time track of
all time. Phil Collins went way too hard on that
sound contrack. I love how we can Tellson's age by
him referencing Aladdin in saying Will Smith Smith what well
it is not.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
The O G Genie.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay, I know I just said at the start of
the pod, but that was the first Will Smith movie
I've ever seen, which is such a bad thing to say.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
The first seen Men in Black. The first Will Smith
movie I ever saw was Aladdin.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
And I've never seen a Denzel Washington movie two like
Icons and like in film, I've never seen.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
My heart hurts. M.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, you've seen Final Destination, so your father, you're in
good shape.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
So Kelly Clarkson's been talking for a little while. Well,
they've been speculating for a while. She's going to renew
her show, which does very very well, but she's been
dealing with some extremely painful personal issues and so.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Let's speculate for a while.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
What do you think that.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
She's dealing with the divorce. I think probably the fact
that you know, the divorce is hard, even if you
don't want to beat with the person anymore.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
I feel like she's over that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, I don't think she is, because it has a
source close to her. So she recently had a moment
of clarity about her situation. Like she has her priorities,
she has her family coming first, but she's just like
humbled by the whole divorce situation. You know, she wrote
so many songs and talk so many times about how
bad her father was in her life, and then she
met that husband, and she wrote songs about how great
(13:21):
it was to meet this person who made her feel
great again.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
And now I don't we.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Obviously don't know what happened between them, but it does
seem like I got a little bit messy, and so
I think she's just dealing with that. And now she's
just unsure what she wants to do. She wants to
continue on with the TV show or what's next for her.
I mean, regardless, she has a great career ahead of
her because everyone loves her.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
She's a very beloved celebrity. That's true, and that is
the dirt on Katie ABDB. We'll be back in a
second with vaunch. During the pod, we got tickets for
the weekend coming up in about another hour, So if
you haven't signed up yet, go to Instagram find KATIEBDB
one on one three ktbidbe, follow Katiebbe and then just
post something and then tag a friends. You can post
(14:04):
like I want those tickets and then tag your friend Shelley.
Shout out Shelley.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Shelley really wanted a friend named Shelley.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You know what s all right, so go do that
and then be here at seven thirty five to hear
your name on the radio to all right, let's get
started with. First of all, let me tell you something
very important. It's smoky out there. It's smoky. There's smoky
and rainy out there, so just be aware they are
contributing this to the Canadian forest fires. But it turned
(14:33):
out that Drake that used to work on the show
bought a brand new bong. It's a battery powered bong
that pumps the smoke for so it's a power hitter.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
How did he pay for that?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
If he sows you that's what I said, I said,
you still owe me fifteen hundred dollars. You're buying a
thirty eight dollars power hitter. Where did he borrow this
money from? What the hell? Anyway, I'll also in some
better news. Jenny and I are gonna go down to
Burnsville on Friday. Well, you're gonna hang out of the
brand new cub It's like a palatial, beautiful cub Grand
old Grand reopening from one until three. We were there
(15:04):
a couple of weeks ago. We had such a good time.
They said, Hey, come on back. We're gonna hang out again,
but we're giving stuff away this time.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, we have cub but gift cards and then we
also have some Halsey tickets we'll be given away.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
What m hm, how many?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
How many of these gift cards and Halsey tickets?
Speaker 6 (15:17):
We go the questions? I don't know they answer today.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't have that, but I'm sure a plethora.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, Uh, coming up this Friday from one until three,
come on by, say hi, and uh we'll chat for
a little bit. We'll catch up and try to get
you some Halsey tickets or a cub food gift cards.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You want to bring us like a coffee or something
like we would take that too. You know it's gonna
be a long day for us, because you know that's true. Yes,
and then we gotta go there.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We do have a long day. See you Friday at CUB.
All right, Vaunt is here to stir the pot. What's
up on a big old ladle.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Let me tell you, guys, the first place that you
wash in the shower tells me everything I need to
know about you. So we're gonna go around the room
and you're gonna tell me what you wash first, the
first thing that your loofa or your sponge or soap
bar touches.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
We'll start with Jenny, I wash.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
My face first, but I use a washcloth for my
face and then I use a loof of for the
rest of my body.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
What you use is not important.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
You are a normal person because there's three types of washers,
a top, a bottom, and a wild card.
Speaker 6 (16:16):
You start at the top.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
You start at the top, which means that you usually
are logical because you know, you start at the top
and then the soap trickles down and then you just
make your way down.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
That makes all the sense in the world. And if
you have any other answer but that you're a nod
ball Bailey. Oh see, I mean I wash my hair
and then my face. Okay, that still counts. You're a
top okay, uh, Dave, I.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Do hair, then I work my weight down, then I
do my face last. See, you're a.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Wild card like me, because it makes most sense to
me at least to do all that and then do
your face last. I don't know why. I guess that's
just the way it goes. But I feel like you
have to start from the top down. If you're a bottom,
why do you jump to the end of things?
Speaker 6 (16:59):
Who is starting to at their feet? There are some
people that do it. There are bottom up. There's some
people because bottom because some.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
People's feet stink, and so they'll start at the bottom
or like you know, their butt or their legs if
you wash your legs. Me and Dave are wild cards.
Which is the way that I go, But it's not
the right way. The top is really the only right way.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I think you're right.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yeah, you're saying that you're wrong.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yes, technically, and they don't do it the correct I
do the face last because I use a special lorrial
men's facial scrub that I saved that for last it's
charcoal infused.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Is that why you're looking so youthful?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Exactly right?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
So I will tell you this. When I forgot to
put on deyodurant yesterday, I don't know why, but I
was at the gym yesterday and I was like, yep,
I hope nobody's around me because I've.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Had those moments where I'm at the gym and I
was like, God, it smells in here today.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
And then I was like, wait, why is that the
smell following me around?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Then I went down to Great Clips, and before I
went to Great Clips, I put on a bunch of
deodorant because I was like, yeah, I don't want the
poorer stylist to be like good God, then she would
announced everybody. After I left, Dave Ryan was here and
he spelled like a barnyard.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
So I repeat it, and I want you to text
in where do you wash first? And actually think about
it because I had to think about it. I washed
my chest first and then I go down my body,
then I'll do my my face at the end. Where
do you wash first in the shower? Because this says
everything about you if you're a top mean you start
with your hair or your face go down. It means
that you're logical and everything that you do make sense
because you read a book. You know left to right.
(18:30):
You go top to bottom with things. If you start
bottom first, you're like fear based.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You jump to the end.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Get your face, yeah, because you're scared of what's gonna happen.
And if you're a wild card and you just you
do like Dave and I. You start with I don't
know your chest or your arms or just not the top,
then you're just you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You're a wild child. WHOA all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
One question we're talking about this. Do you guys actually
wash your feet?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes? Yeah, I do. Yeah. You run the bar of
Irish spring over my feet between the toes and the toes.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, and you like clean the bottom of your feet.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I lift my foot up and I hold onto the
wall of the shower and I get the bottom of
my foot.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You got one of those handicap handles in your shower.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I've got really good balance.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I have one of those.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Swerin Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Wait a minute, are you saying this because you don't
wash your feet?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
No?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't. That's okay. We'll be back in a second.
On you can't make this stuff up. Skills everybody had
in the past that are becoming obsolete. I'll give you one.
Driving a stick shift. It used to be something that
everybody had to master back in the day. Now it's obsolete.
You don't need to and it's the last time you
were a car with a stick shift. It's been a
(19:47):
long time. Skills that everybody used to have that now
are obsolete. Coming up next on kdub Hey out Ali,
last day of tenth grade. Congratulations from mom and also Jessica,
Happy Big four, Oh, the Big Four. Oh, were enjoy
(20:12):
your day to day. These are skills everybody had in
the past but then now becoming obsolete. So let's get
started and see if you have any of these or
you don't have to worry about learning them anymore, that's
for sure. Learning to drive a stick shift. Okay. Now,
unlike the United States, around the rest of the world,
stick shifts are pretty popular, but not here. Most people
stopped about nineteen eighty to nineteen ninety. They just don't
(20:35):
got a stick shift anymore. Ye'll make them, oh yeah,
they still make them. If you want one, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's huge in just other countries, like America is like
one of the only countries that we don't prioritize stick shift,
but it's way bigger and like Europe in all those countries,
like I think those are more prominent than manual.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, my mom had a stick shift like my whole childhood.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah. I remember I bought a car maybe twenty years
ago and they're like, you want manual or stick shift
or automatic? Understaid, I want to stick shift, And then
I regretted it immediately because by then the cell phone
had come into popularity. You can't hold a cell phone
on your phone on your face while eating a big
Mac with your other hands Shifting gears.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Now you can't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Here's another one. Golfing. Yes, gone are the days when
being part of an exclusive members only club was the
pinnacle of desirability. Millennials now gravitate towards sports that foster
inclusivity and equal chances for everybody, So they don't really
play golf like they used to. But golf courses are
(21:39):
still busy. It's still very popular sporting opening beverages, in
a surprising twist, the traditional cork has declined in demand,
not due to quality concerns, but because we drink it
out of a box or a screw on cap. Now,
I don't know that that's entirely true.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Box line isn't exactly like one's cup of tea?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Do you know how to open a bottle of wine
with a cork?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You don't know, okay, because all the ones I've ever like,
all the wine bottles I've had, it just been like.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Like pop off.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yep, those are the best pop off if you mean
spin off, like twist off.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Cursive writing is another one. We've talked about. Cursive writing.
It's a skill that some schools still teach, and a
lot of kids don't know. I don't think Carson knows
how to write in cursive. Maybe I do.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
It's just not pretty because I didn't like do it forever.
It's kind of it looks like a child wrote it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Another one using proper grammar. Basically we do whatever we
want now, I guess sewing and mending your own clothes.
So back in the middle of the last century, it
was very popular to like get a pattern and a
sewing machine and sew your own dress or your own
(22:51):
shirt or whatever. It's more of a hobby now. I
think people used to do it back then because it
was like, well that's what you did, yeah, and it
was more affordable and.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You'd have to like darn your own socks if you
got a hole in your socks, because you can't go
out buy new socks. Now everyone's like, well, I'm out
of underwear and I don't want to do laundry.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I'll just go buy more underwear. Do you guys not
fix your clothes if you have like a little hole
in it. It's like a favorite shirt, and you're like, oh,
I'll just sell this up.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Usually I let the if it's a dress and it's
got a hole in it, I let it hang in
my closet.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Just indefinitely, just never wear it. I get it, I
usually go to my mother and she fixes it. But
I have started to try to learn myself. She's taught
me some stitching stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Another skill that we used to have, and not really
a skill, but just something that we don't do using
landline phones. You know, if you want me to look
at a landline phone hanging on the wall with a cord,
a curly cord on it like it a red vine.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You have a landline every day when people call them
to the show.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What's a red vine? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That is true? You do lose a land use a landline, Yes,
I do, right here, right there, and it's got a
curly little chord. It's not a red vine.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Is a red vine? I've never heard that red n
never heard that to her mind.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
There's it's a licorice. It's my favorite kind of licorice.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Context, it makes sense. Never heard that term though. Okay,
that is you can't make this stuff up on kd WB.
I want to run a story by you and see
what you guys think of this one. This is a
true story, and I don't want to embarrass the person
who told me this story, but it is somebody that
I know. They were out at dinner at a nice
high end restaurant and this happened like Saturday night, and
(24:25):
they're a couple. They're like thirty years old, and they're
having this nice dinner at this nice restaurant and at
the table next to them, as this person told me,
they said there was a couple that was pretty clearly
on their first date because they were like you know,
trying a little bit too hard to be enthusiastic and
laughing and conversational. You know what it is, just like,
you know, when you get into a more comfortable relationship,
(24:45):
you don't have to try so hard. That's like energy, right, Yeah,
And so they had definitely first date energy. And so
this person that told me the story, he said that
they were a little bit annoying because he was laughing
a little bit too loud and she was talking a
little bit too loud, and it was a little bit distracting,
but it didn't ruin their dinner. Here's the interesting part.
(25:05):
The guy gets up and goes to the bathroom and
a server, a woman server, comes over to the table
and says to the woman on the date, Hey, I
just want to make sure everything's okay. Is everything okay?
Do you need my help?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
And the person that told me the story said that
struck them as really odd and somewhat intrusive and definitely assumptive,
but at the same time kind of protective. But she
wasn't showing any signs of distress. So I wanted to
run this by you. And as you are listening to
(25:42):
the show, would you ever do that? Now, if you're
at a bar. Let's say I'm a bartender and I'm
working and there's a woman who's like sitting there with
her date, and she looks sad and scared, and she's
drinking water and he's ordering his fifth shot of whatever.
I might say, Hey you okay, you know that type
of thing. Yeah, but I don't know, so I just
want to throw that out there and see what you
(26:02):
guys thought. Jenny will start with you.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah, I mean I've been a server many, many years,
so I find this a little I find it pretty
strange to ask that out of nowhere. I think more
in like a bar setting, or like if you could
see them being uncomfortable, and you said the person who
was listening to their conversation nearby and hearing everything, it
sounded like they were having good conversation and being loud.
(26:25):
So that's what's really weird to me that the server
came up and just like was like, are you okay?
The only thing I could think of that like makes
me justify their actions the server's actions is maybe that
guy frequents there a lot, and they know who that
person is, Oh okay, so maybe maybe like they're just
looking out to make sure that person's okay. But outside
(26:46):
of that, I don't find a reason why a server
would come up to a couple that seems to be
having a decent thing.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Think it was kind of assumptive that I'm going to
generalize that he is a bad guy and not get
him the benefit of the doubt that he's a good guy.
And I thought that was a sumptive and a little
bit unfair to the guy. What do you think, Bailey, Well, so.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
The thing that I was trying to think, if if
the server picked up on the woman who was on
this date, if she did something specifically to like alert
the server that they were uncomfortable, then I think that's
that's what would make it a normal thing for the
server to come up, because it is kind of weird otherwise.
But like, because I can totally see if I was
(27:27):
on a date and I was super uncomfortable, I'm not
going to visibly look uncomfortable because I wouldn't want the
guy to think I was uncomfortable. But if I was
and I alerted the staff in some way, like the
way I put my fork or something like is a
sign or something, then it would make sense for the
server to come up and ask me, So maybe there
was some kind of like unspoken sign.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
And maybe so vought would I think.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I think it's weird because if your friend noticed the
people on the first date, they seem to be having
a jolly old time, why the waitress would come to
speak to them but not to your friend and whoever
was there, Because if they're like your friend, they they're chilled,
they're not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I think maybe because the friend of mine that was there,
they're in an old, established relationship. They exude comfort around
each other. Still, they're still there. They're like been together
for a long time. They exude comfort. What do you think?
I just thought it was interesting. I don't think that
she did anything wrong, and I don't think that the
girl was in any trouble. But I do know that
(28:28):
there's like certain things like in the women's bathroom, it'll
say something like, hey, if you are in an uncomfortable,
dangerous situation, talk to our staff or what else.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
They like go to the bar and order this drink,
or go to a server and say this. It'll give
you a specific thing that like a code alert the
people working on the establishment to help the person out.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Okay, God, So That's what I'm thinking is that maybe
this was some kind of like code that she was
giving to this server, which is why the server came
over to ask.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, okay, what do you think, Simy Texan? Let me know,
Katie WB one five three nine two one. It is
graduation time. Happy pre K graduation at Riley's Crossing Childcare
in chan Hassen. There's another little thing. What do you
think about graduation for pre k and daycare? Little Ava
had a graduation the other day and she had on
her little red cap and gown. She was horri almost
(29:19):
five years old. She was so proud. They sang a
horrible version of Don't Stop Believing and wait what they
threw back to Journey? Well, they made up their own
lyrics to it and they threw and it's adorable. But
the kids couldn't really sing and they get whatever. But so,
what do you think is pre K graduation just a
little bit too much?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You think, so we didn't have pre k graduation, We
didn't have kindergarten graduation, We didn't have fifth grade graduation.
We had graduation from high school when you graduated period, Yeah,
same here. Yeah, I think it's a it creates I
don't know. I guess it's for you know, celebration isn't
a bad thing, but like, why do we need it
at every grade level?
Speaker 5 (29:58):
No, I think pre K is the only one that's
okay until high school because pre K signifies like now
you're going on to actual like primary school, so to speak.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Fifth grade and eighth grade, No, that's dumb.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I agree with you. Grade school one hundred percent. I
agree with you. I think it's cute and adorable when
a little four or five year old is in a
cap and gown and they're so proud and they mess
everything up and they're like, stand on the X, and
they're like, they don't stand on the ax. They're way Yeah,
I think that's adorable. Fifth grade, he had a long
road ahead of your kid. Eighth grade. You ain't accomplished nothing.
(30:30):
You don't deserve a pat on the back for finishing
eighth grade. Everybody in the world should finish eighth grade.
There ain't no pat on the back. There ain't no
ata boys or at of girls for finishing eighth grade.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I believe that too, But I think I did have
a fifth grade graduation.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
I really try out for the left.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Well, you know most of us only make it a third.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, that is it on KATIEWB. We'll be back in
a second. We've got really cool well the iHeartRadio Music
Festival lineup announcement. We do this every year. It is
one of the biggest concerts of the year. I've been
lucky enough to go a couple of times. I've ever
seen everybody from Halsey to Backstreet Boys, Pat Benattar, who's
(31:16):
the guy, he's an actor, Jared Lida, Jared Leto, he
was there last year. He was actually really good. Fallout Boy.
It is a huge concert. It comes up every September.
We start giving away and selling tickets like in the
next couple of days. But we'll give you the lineup
for the iHeartRadio Music Festival coming up on KATWB. I
won't play a little game of lyrics shuffle next on
(31:37):
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