April 30, 2025 • 25 mins
We discuss who would fare well in prison, peer pressure Dave to adopt a pet, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I want to let you know that if I bring
bird flu into the studio, it's because of the woman
in front of me on the airplane last night. Oh who.
She was older and I she hacked this wet cough
the entire and a guy sitting next to me. He
was with his boyfriend and they were a lovely little couple,
(00:23):
and we chatted a little bit. He got up and
he said, excuse me, ma'am, I have some cough drops.
Would you like one? In other words, you're pissing me off.
Stop coughing. And she's like, I don't know what the transpired,
but she turned down the cough drops, but she did
continue to hack up one of her lungs the entire time,
(00:44):
So I don't know whether it I painted gullible on
the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was asking a question.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think I think humans can get bird flu. I'm
not really I'm not really sure, sars, monkey pog something
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know, you might probably the worst luck of anyone
I've ever seen that flies. You all always have someone
by you that's annoying, whether something happens in the line,
whether someone's sitting by.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Last time I flew on the way there, somebody was
farting the entire way to Colorado. Was like, come on, really,
but we had a nice it was nice. I got
home late, didn't get a lot of sleep last.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Night when you were in Colorado. I don't know exactly
where he's located. But did you ever see your cousin
or no, nephew nephew prison?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, No, I'm on the list of people that can
visit because you have to get permission. But I'm on
the list, but I haven't gone to visit him. No,
but I had dinner with his mama. Scared, my sister
was I scared to go to prison, to go to prison.
I would do great in prison. I would be the
leader of like whatever, like the I think they call
him a club. No, no, I would be that. They
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would come to me for like wisdom, and I would like,
you know, like they give me cigarettes. You know, is
that's an extra for wisdom in exchange for wisdom and
protection and things like that. I would do great in prison.
You would do great in prison. I would. Yeah, I
know you would. Because you're a big girl. People wouldn't
mess with you. Big girl.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
To hear that part, I mean maybe I'm decently strong,
but no, I would crumble in prison. I am not
made for sitting between four walls that I'm confined in
for all days.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You get out in the yard once.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, but I just I would be so anxious and
anxious Jenny is not fun Jenny.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's the Jenny that nobody wants to.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Us to it. A couple of weeks in you get
used to it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I would be so scared of hurting anyone's feelings, even
though that's what everyone probably does in prison. And so
I would sit there in a corner and cry all
the time because someone tried to shank.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Me's gonna say.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, you'd wake up crying, You'd go to bed crying
and just be crying.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I think you would do well in prison too, because
you're friendly, Bailey. I think you would make friends. You
would probably be somebody's bitch for sure in prison. I
don't think you would do well in prison too. Why
not well, because you just you just you exude a
vulnerability and that's not a bad thing in real life,
but in prison you can't exude that vulnerability.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, I think that I would just say something to
the wrong person because I tend to have a smart mouth. Yeah,
and I think I'd go in with all this confidence,
but then i'd yeah, say something to the wrong person. Yeah,
but out of the four of us, Like because alone, Dave,
I don't think you do well, but out of the
four of us, you probably do the best of us.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Bailey, however, No, well, no, Bailey's got the vulnerability I
think of us.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, because I would be like leading the like uh
bead bracelet workshops.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And they'd be like, who is this punk?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
No, they would be like, oh, thank goodness, somebody who
can teach us how to do something. And then, you know,
create community in this in this terrible, terrible place.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're gonna bring some joy. You get a spark exacts
so everyone would like me.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And then if someone like stupid Vant would come in
and he'd try and start something, then I would have
all my girls go and beat up vont because they'd
be like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
How dare you come for Bailey? Because I have a posse.
Has anyone in this room watched Orange the New Black? Yes, sure, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Bailey would be so so the little Asian girl, but
she's just always so happy for no reason, Like you're happy,
I mean, you're in prison.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Why are you happy? Because I'm having a great time
making friends. That's why a great time.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I just I don't I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't
see you being the most successful of the four of us.
I also might be on the side of Bailey. Would
be only because what you would start telling your little
wisdom stories, and then your stories come with your own
personal stories, and then you tell the same story about
twenty times. The guys are finally gonna be like, shut up,
we've heard this one already.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, So then I get beat up in the unchroom.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Because they get annoyed with you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
They get you in solitary somehow, and they're like, oh, well,
he's been kind of going off the rails here. And
then they'll be like, oh well, we got to put
him in solitary.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They call it the hole, the hole, the shoe in
the hole. They'll put you in the shoe, the shoe.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
What's the shoe I think that's what it stands for,
shu solitary something something.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh really, I thought it was called the hole. They
called the prison movies I saw it's called the hole.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The hole.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, you know that. Somebody listening right now has been
in prison. Somebody listening has been in prison, How did
you do in prison? And give me a couple of
survival tips in case we ever go to prison. Yeah,
like survival tips. I mean, what do you do? What
do you do? Stay to yourself or do you try
to make friends? You share your lunch? Do you share
your life? Are supposed to eat nothing? If they say
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give me your lunch, you give them your lunch.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But then they ain't used to that, and then they think,
like every single day I'm coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And taking Bailey's lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I would never give away my lunch. I'd be like, girl,
this is my lunch, get your own lune. Cigarettes are
the are the currency in prison. I think so in
every prison movie that I've seen. If you've been in prison,
call and let me know what. Give me a couple
of tipsy and let us know. Who you think on
our show would make it in prison, and who would not.
Maybe you work in the still Water prison, Maybe you're
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a guard over there, Who on our show would make
it in prison and who would not?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Somebody already texted would honestly get his ass kicked with
his personality.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hate to say it, but that's true. I admitted it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean you admit it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, now you strike me as You would be Bubba's
little hinchman, you know what I mean. You would be
the guy that walked his little sidekick. You would follow
Bubba around and and be like yeah, or he's gonna
kick your ass. Yeah, Bubba's gonna yeah, you're bringing your hands.
The big guy would be like, go get his lunch.
I'll be like, but he seems nice. Go all right,
(06:24):
I swear I'll go do it. All right. It's Katy WB.
We get a Dave's dirt coming up in a second
on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Thanks for
being here. A couple of things that are going on U.
There is a big celebrity that is she just put
out a memoir. She was married to another big celebrity
and she has got some secrets to tell and I'll
(06:46):
cover those where you coming up on Dave's Dirt in
a minute. Text if you need anything, and thanks for
listening to Katie w b Our text number is always
is KATWB one and you can see us on Instagram,
Dave Ryan The Show, Katie w b You may remember
a guy named Billy Joel. Billy Joel was married to
Christie Brinkley. You remember her. She was a supermodel back
(07:08):
in the eighties and people still know who she is.
But they were married in nineteen eighty five and it
lasted until nineteen ninety four. And now we've got a
little bit of gossip. So she released a memoir yesterday
called Uptown Girl, and in it she includes stories about
her marriage to Billy Joel and his drinking problems, and
she says they that he once drunkenly ate spaghetti from
(07:30):
a pan on the stove, then accused the family of
eating it, and then kicked him out of the house. Wow.
She said, I hesitated to put that scene in the book,
but at the same time, it demonstrates what I was
up against. I was one hundred percent dedicated to Billy,
but I never told anybody about our issues, not even
my friends. It was very difficult in that way, but
we had a child together and I was trying to
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protect the family. I knew there had to be in
some way to help him and always get to the
point where this person you love is suddenly a stranger
to you. Then she shared another time where Billy disappeared
all day, returned before dawn, stumbling out of a cab
and ill tempered. In an interview earlier this much, she
said she never wanted to end things, but his drinking
was bigger than the both of them, and she said,
(08:12):
in the end, when the relationship isn't functioning the way
you want it to be anymore, that's the worst kind
of loneliness because you can't just make it work together,
and that's painful. Did you even know that Billy Joel
was married to Christy Brinkle? I had no idea. Do
you care at all? Martin Short from Well, he's Martin Short,
(08:34):
but he's also from only Mergers in the Building. Great show.
He will be hosting a match game revival on ABC.
Here is a little bit more. He is a great guy.
It is platonic. We have a lot of fun together.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Life is life, and I don't know any future of anything,
but I'm really grateful for our dynamic that we have
in our bond that we have and whatever life does,
life will do.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I have it. Sorry, I'll fix that. Who was that though?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I think that was Jojo siwah ohs. I think that
was the one for that. But here's Martin Short.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Here's the host of Game seventy three. Okay, So this is.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
This is Martin Short hosting match Game. And this is
an old intro from Jean Rayburn when he used to
host it back in sixty two seventy two.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
This says it began at sixty two. Sorry, okay, gotcha.
Well we're off to a good start. Let's let's try
another one to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is Eva Longoria admits that she got blackout drunk
at her fiftieth birthday party. Here's Jojo Siwah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't remember Miami well because I had three mini parties,
but the Sami party, I don't remember it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow. That's okay. Good party. Good And you know, when
you're fifteen, takes days to recover. But no, yeah, I
had a good time. Yeah, Cam, here's something that's more fun.
This is Keith Urban covering Pink Pony Club. Just for you,
Bailey Big.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I want to keep at the Big. I want to
keep out in Westwood. I want to keep the Big.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And speaking of covers, here is Gracie Abrams covering Lord's Liability.
Check it out. I guess I'd like it more of
my new liability.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, I don't know that song.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I also feel like Honestly, country artists shouldn't cover pop songs,
especially country artist that sounds so country real maybe their
classic rock like a Little Sweet Child of Mind or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Why must you create more division?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Jenny just create Beyonce to be country.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So I'm going to make.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She's not author for the country. Everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Hey, maybe country ardis shouldn't cover pop songs.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, Speaking of Beyonce, her show open last night went
two hours and forty five minutes. That is all. That's
nothing big and nothing unusual, not too long, not too short.
That's all a long concert show. But I mean people
are expecting a lot since you know the Cowboy Carter tour.
I suppose, as cool as it might be, do not
expect Jody Foster to do a cameo in the upcoming
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Freaky or Friday. She was in the nineteen seventy six original.
Are you serious? Okay? I didn't know that. Okay. Mother's
Day is in a few weeks on Sunday, Mail eleventh.
By the way, this is the last day of April.
Just to remind you, So tomorrow, what's it going to be? Tomorrow?
(11:52):
May It's gonna be mad? There you go, thank you.
That's what I'm looking for. So to get ready to
Billboard put together of a special playlist of thirty moms,
thirty songs to celebrates your mama. Let it Be by
the Beatles, Mom by Earth Wind and Fire. Some of
these I've heard of the Best Day by Taylor Swift,
Mama by the Spice Girls. Great do you know that
was Joe?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, Mama, I.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, Wow, Okay, Great, Mother by Pink Floyd, Hey Mama
by Kanye and Mama I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne.
A lot of them I haven't heard of, so I
skipped a lot of them for you, and that is
I think pretty much going to do it for the
dirt brought you by six one two Injured Heimer and
Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We did have some text come in about earlier. We
were talking about who would make it in prison? Oh yeah, yeah,
so far it says Jenny would make it. Bailey would
be someone's little.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Bee, So Jenny would make it. Yep, okay, Bailey would
be somebody's little.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Bees because all the same person.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Boon says he'd be the one getting beat then turn
into a girlfriend and Dave I can see being the
head of the unit.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'd be the head of the whole of the cell block.
You'd be grand poop o sale block B. Yes, exactly. Yes.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Someone else said. Their tips are make friends with the
guards and hide your stuff. Someone else said, do not
talk about how you got there. Do not promise things
to other inmates, like your allowance, money or buying them things.
Do not participate in games that are drawn up by
the prisoners. Rules change and inmates get violent, Bailey, your
art supply stash may be stolen by an inmate that
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wants to make you her wife. You don't sit in
there with your bubbly personality. So with that said, Dave,
probably you would be in survival mode only because you
were a boy scout, so you'd be the one who
would make it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, and one of the persons that I would survive,
I think.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You would do well. Is it a bad thing to
be someone's wife? Doesn't that mean you got an alliance? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
But then I think that you're you are like you
owe everything to them, you know, you don't get your own, say,
like you have to do everything for.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Them, but they offer you my protection. Kind of like
when the like Pedro. Was it Napoleon that offered Pedro
his protection?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It was well it was Pats Yeah, protect Pedro offered
the student body his protection.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh he won president. Okay, yeah, I've heard you're never
supposed to tell what you got in for, so so
what do you What are you in for? And you're
never supposed to tell, so you make I don't know
if you make up something like you know, I don't
know identity, that's something harmless.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but then if it's harmless, then
they'll be like, yeah, you don't deserve to be in here.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You're not in here for some cool Yeah you either.
They'll be like, Okay, well this guy doesn't want to fight.
He just knows how to type on a computer and
scam people.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm just impressed that so many people have prison tips
that listen to our show. I knew you would come through.
Thank you very much. All right, this is super cool.
I didn't check to see if the Wild won last night.
I may know the Wild one last night real quick.
While we're talking about athletics and sports, this is really cool.
Over the weekend, the cheerleaders from the u M they
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won like the International championship and this is super cool.
So guess what we're going to talk to a couple
of members of the team, Jordan and Mia coming up
next from the U of M. And we'll do that
next time. Kdbub so Wild did not win.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The lost three two the Knights three, so the series
is three to two.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Now the Nights in the lead.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Have they played again tomorrow at six thirty? Okay? And
the Wolves I think play tonight, gotcha? All right, we'll
be right back may it is starting tomorrow and every
hour we're gonna play that song. I just think we
should do it. It's one on one point three KATIEWB
and around the world and the iHeartRadio app. I got
(15:36):
a birthday shout out. I gotta do too because I
got this a little bit earlier. Okay, it's gonna take
me a second to find in your birthday shout out
for it is their sister, and damn it, I can't
find it because we had somebody texts about who would
who would make who would do the best in prison?
Oh here it is fortieth birthday shout out Ashley down
in Rochester from your sister.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
All Right, David, this is a sign because April thirtieth.
Not only is it May tomorrow, but today is National
Adopt a Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Toy, it's off the table for now.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell everybody about it anyway, and
then you're gonna be convinced by the end. I So
National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day is was created to
raise awareness for all of the millions of animals that
are waiting in shelters to find they're forever homes.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
So it's obviously we're trying to encourage you to adopt
if you're if you've been on the fence and you've
been thinking about it, Hey, today is the day because
it is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
But if you can't, you can still.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Support your local animal shelter somehow by like volunteering donating.
Me my mom and my sister used to volunteer at
the Humane Society and just go and walk dogs. Hey,
why not do that today if you've been thinking about it?
And here's some fun facts. Fun facts. Just in the US,
every single year, about six point five million animals are
in shelters, and roughly half of them are cats and
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half of them are dogs, so there's a little bit
for everybody. So you need to go to your nearest
pet shelter. Obviously we all know like the Animal Humane Society.
We got a bunch of golden retrievers when we were
when I was a kid, and we got them from
it's like r A G. O. M. Ragum, which is
like the retrievers at America something at Row though. Okay,
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but there's not just humane societies. There's animal shelters all
over the place that you can go and find your
forever friend at. You can also volunteer, as I said,
like we used to just walk dogs, but also sometimes
like you can bring donations in not just money.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But I had a bunch of these old towels.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
That I brought to the Humane Society and they are
like always taking towels because they need them for like
the little cat the little cat areas, so the cats can.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Snuggle up in a towel.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
If he got some old janky pillows that you need
to get rid of that just been sitting in your bedroom, Bailey,
maybe bring.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Those to the animal shelter.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Because it is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day and
you should go adopt a shelter pet Dave.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
We've been talking about it, and I think you should.
I really want a dog. I lost my Josie about
two months ago. I was at the airport last night
in Denver, waiting and across sitting right across from me
was a woman, older woman holding an obviously old male poodle.
And I could tell he was old because he was
just you could just tell he was rickety. He was
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rickety looking at it. He was just very sweet and
his name was yo Yo. And I said, I forget.
She started talking to me about where did you find
McDonald's because I had McDonald's, and so we started chatting
and I said how old is your dog? And she
said he's fifteen wow, and his name is yo Yo.
And I started showing her pictures of Josie. And then
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later I would ever get Yo Yo a little scratch
because they really want I really want a dog, and
but it's kind of off the table right now. Susan
is just not on board right now.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Well, maybe if you brought Susan to the pet Shoulder
and said, hey, it's National Adopted Shelter Pet Day, Susan,
we should go and donate some towels and then she'll
look in the eyes of a dog and then it'll go.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In the arms of and she'll be like, wow, what's
that song? And it's you singing in her inner ear.
I don't think it's a nice ploy. But in real life,
I don't think that would work. She'd be on to
me so quick. She's smarter than that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah she is. You can do what I do.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Just watch them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Let's watch dogs. Everyone say yeah, I think I want
to do that.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, babies dogs or just take them off for walks,
foster them like me and Alyssa Synderfore we just finished,
like all the paperwork.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
It's been a process because we're doing it with the
say fans Rescue and shout out to them because their
processes have been very easy. We're just waiting to grab
our first fosters because we're going on a trip next week.
So but the process is like they have fosters, which
is you know what it sounds like, and then foster
sitters where fosters who go on vacation maybe they need
to watch them over night or like a weekend or something,
and so they have like Facebook pages and emails you
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can get on that asat Wow, what.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
A great way to celebrate National Adopt Shelter Pets Day.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I did it just for this day's today.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Today, April thirtieth is a National Adopted Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think we got it. Thank you, Bailey one on
one point three kd WB. Somebody asked the Internet. They said,
what outdated slang words or terms do you still use often?
And you can probably tell how old people are by
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their responses. So these are outdated slang terms that people
I still say dope, and I don't think anybody says
dope anymore. I do dope, yeahs cool. Dope is still
and cool is still a slang word that's never gone
out of style. I think it's evergreen. It is evergreen,
unlike gnarly, which most people don't say anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Here's some other one, stoked. I think people they'll say
stoked here and they're sweet sweet. I say sweet, sweet,
sweet word. I say that all the time. Do you
do you? Maybe? And I definitely do say it. Sick.
Oh that's sick.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'll say sick, but I'll say it in like a like,
I'll say it in a funny way, like I won't
mean it, you know, I'll say it to right exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
It'd be like, that's sick, bro. Another one in peace
instead of goodbye, say peace.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I say that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, dude, dude, dude. Everybody says dude. I think even
Carson his buddy say dude.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Dude, dude.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
They haven't migrated to bro yet because everyone says bro.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know, I have not heard that one. Yeah, tight,
that is tight. I think sometimes we'll say it's just
to be stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, that is tight.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Now that's what your mama says, or your Now we're
cooking with gas. That'll be your uncle. Your uncle be like,
now we're cooking, what do you mean it's me? That
is not me?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I feel like that would that would easily come out
of your mouth now we're cooking with gas, and then
we make fun.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Of you and be like, what what can you dig it?
That's from the sixties. I think, can you dig it?
That is the bomb? Or that is the bomb dot com?
That's very nineteen nineties. Yeah, okay, I remember extreme Jamie
used to say that one hella oh, then chicken strips
are hella good? Oh? I say that sometimes yeah, yes,
the bees knees oh, my goodness, that new boutique is
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just the bees knees. That would be Mama Ronda would
say that. I think Besney's bogus bogus bogus man whipper snapper. No,
I haven't heard that long.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You don't say that.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, Nope. Homeslice, homeslice, smell you lator. These are outdated
slang terms that people still use. Oh snap, I do
that all the time just to be ironic and stupid.
Oh my god, we got dead air. Oh oh snap? Fetch?
Did anybody ever actually use fetch?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I think it was justin mean girls?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Okay, toats total. I used to say tots all the time.
Toats was like really big and I'm twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm glad that went away. Yeah yeah, that was dumb.
Golly noise. I still hear people say, I think you
say it, Bailey noise. Nice. You also say foin foint.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh well yeah, that's when I'm describing somebody who.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Is tended to the touch. Fine, geez louise, I say
Louise geeze Louise. I had a girl say that during
the Love and One.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Time Jesse was she disappointed.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
She was just having a good time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jeez, Louise, that story that you are not telling us.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We'll find out. I'll tell you, yeah, I'll tell you
the Minnesota Goodbye why she said, geez, Louise, that was
the girl who burned down the daycare. Oh candy, candy,
Oh very good. Yeah, geez Louise, I'll never forget it.
I don't think I've ever heard that expression before. And
come on, let's blow this pop standing? Do you ever
say that anymore? I used to say that in high school.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Popsicle stand.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I thought it was taco stand. Oh I really yeah,
I said pop stand that's below this pop stand or
a popsicle stand. But you said taco stand VN.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, I guess I don't know what that is either,
never seeing a taco stand.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Bananas, Oh, that's bananas. No, nobody says, hey an a
nas all right, it's k d WB on the Dave
Ryan Show. What do we get coming up here? We're
gonna play face Off? Coming up Jenny is gonna host
Face Off. That'll be in just a couple of minutes. Also,
I ginna she emailed earlier and I think she emailed
the middle of the night, and she wants to be
on the radio to tell me how she went on
(24:38):
a date with a guy and she saw him on
Hinge or something like that, and then she's like, Okay,
we looked like a good match. So they met and
it doesn't matter where they went, but I'm gonna guess
they went to like a brewery or something like that.
He comes in and there was a difference in the
way he looked on Hinge and the way he looked
(24:59):
there on their first date, and she couldn't stop laughing inside.
And she even asked him about it, and he thought
it was pretty cool. He thought it was dope.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dope, Yeah, dope, He's dope.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is dope? Uh, And she said that is bananas. So
we'll tell you the whole story coming up in a
couple of seconds on one on one point three KDWB.
If you need anything from us, send me a text
at KDWB one. Hey, you got a birthday or a
shout out, or a dog you want me to adopt
or anything like that. Let me know. We'll be right
back on kd WB
I want to let you know that if I bring
bird flu into the studio, it's because of the woman
in front of me on the airplane last night. Oh who.
She was older and I she hacked this wet cough
the entire and a guy sitting next to me. He
was with his boyfriend and they were a lovely little couple,
(00:23):
and we chatted a little bit. He got up and
he said, excuse me, ma'am, I have some cough drops.
Would you like one? In other words, you're pissing me off.
Stop coughing. And she's like, I don't know what the transpired,
but she turned down the cough drops, but she did
continue to hack up one of her lungs the entire time,
(00:44):
So I don't know whether it I painted gullible on
the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was asking a question.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I think I think humans can get bird flu. I'm
not really I'm not really sure, sars, monkey pog something
like that.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You know, you might probably the worst luck of anyone
I've ever seen that flies. You all always have someone
by you that's annoying, whether something happens in the line,
whether someone's sitting by.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Last time I flew on the way there, somebody was
farting the entire way to Colorado. Was like, come on, really,
but we had a nice it was nice. I got
home late, didn't get a lot of sleep last.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Night when you were in Colorado. I don't know exactly
where he's located. But did you ever see your cousin
or no, nephew nephew prison?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, No, I'm on the list of people that can
visit because you have to get permission. But I'm on
the list, but I haven't gone to visit him. No,
but I had dinner with his mama. Scared, my sister
was I scared to go to prison, to go to prison.
I would do great in prison. I would be the
leader of like whatever, like the I think they call
him a club. No, no, I would be that. They
(01:54):
would come to me for like wisdom, and I would like,
you know, like they give me cigarettes. You know, is
that's an extra for wisdom in exchange for wisdom and
protection and things like that. I would do great in prison.
You would do great in prison. I would. Yeah, I
know you would. Because you're a big girl. People wouldn't
mess with you. Big girl.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
To hear that part, I mean maybe I'm decently strong,
but no, I would crumble in prison. I am not
made for sitting between four walls that I'm confined in
for all days.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You get out in the yard once.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, but I just I would be so anxious and
anxious Jenny is not fun Jenny.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's the Jenny that nobody wants to.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Us to it. A couple of weeks in you get
used to it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I would be so scared of hurting anyone's feelings, even
though that's what everyone probably does in prison. And so
I would sit there in a corner and cry all
the time because someone tried to shank.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Me's gonna say.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, you'd wake up crying, You'd go to bed crying
and just be crying.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I think you would do well in prison too, because
you're friendly, Bailey. I think you would make friends. You
would probably be somebody's bitch for sure in prison. I
don't think you would do well in prison too. Why
not well, because you just you just you exude a
vulnerability and that's not a bad thing in real life,
but in prison you can't exude that vulnerability.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, I think that I would just say something to
the wrong person because I tend to have a smart mouth. Yeah,
and I think I'd go in with all this confidence,
but then i'd yeah, say something to the wrong person. Yeah,
but out of the four of us, Like because alone, Dave,
I don't think you do well, but out of the
four of us, you probably do the best of us.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Bailey, however, No, well, no, Bailey's got the vulnerability I
think of us.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
No, because I would be like leading the like uh
bead bracelet workshops.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And they'd be like, who is this punk?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
No, they would be like, oh, thank goodness, somebody who
can teach us how to do something. And then, you know,
create community in this in this terrible, terrible place.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're gonna bring some joy. You get a spark exacts
so everyone would like me.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And then if someone like stupid Vant would come in
and he'd try and start something, then I would have
all my girls go and beat up vont because they'd
be like.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
How dare you come for Bailey? Because I have a posse.
Has anyone in this room watched Orange the New Black? Yes, sure, yes, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Bailey would be so so the little Asian girl, but
she's just always so happy for no reason, Like you're happy,
I mean, you're in prison.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Why are you happy? Because I'm having a great time
making friends. That's why a great time.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I just I don't I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't
see you being the most successful of the four of us.
I also might be on the side of Bailey. Would
be only because what you would start telling your little
wisdom stories, and then your stories come with your own
personal stories, and then you tell the same story about
twenty times. The guys are finally gonna be like, shut up,
we've heard this one already.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, So then I get beat up in the unchroom.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Because they get annoyed with you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
They get you in solitary somehow, and they're like, oh, well,
he's been kind of going off the rails here. And
then they'll be like, oh well, we got to put
him in solitary.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They call it the hole, the hole, the shoe in
the hole. They'll put you in the shoe, the shoe.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
What's the shoe I think that's what it stands for,
shu solitary something something.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Oh really, I thought it was called the hole. They
called the prison movies I saw it's called the hole.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The hole.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, you know that. Somebody listening right now has been
in prison. Somebody listening has been in prison, How did
you do in prison? And give me a couple of
survival tips in case we ever go to prison. Yeah,
like survival tips. I mean, what do you do? What
do you do? Stay to yourself or do you try
to make friends? You share your lunch? Do you share
your life? Are supposed to eat nothing? If they say
(05:19):
give me your lunch, you give them your lunch.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But then they ain't used to that, and then they think,
like every single day I'm coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And taking Bailey's lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I would never give away my lunch. I'd be like, girl,
this is my lunch, get your own lune. Cigarettes are
the are the currency in prison. I think so in
every prison movie that I've seen. If you've been in prison,
call and let me know what. Give me a couple
of tipsy and let us know. Who you think on
our show would make it in prison, and who would not.
Maybe you work in the still Water prison, Maybe you're
(05:48):
a guard over there, Who on our show would make
it in prison and who would not?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Somebody already texted would honestly get his ass kicked with
his personality.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hate to say it, but that's true. I admitted it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean you admit it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, now you strike me as You would be Bubba's
little hinchman, you know what I mean. You would be
the guy that walked his little sidekick. You would follow
Bubba around and and be like yeah, or he's gonna
kick your ass. Yeah, Bubba's gonna yeah, you're bringing your hands.
The big guy would be like, go get his lunch.
I'll be like, but he seems nice. Go all right,
(06:24):
I swear I'll go do it. All right. It's Katy WB.
We get a Dave's dirt coming up in a second
on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Thanks for
being here. A couple of things that are going on U.
There is a big celebrity that is she just put
out a memoir. She was married to another big celebrity
and she has got some secrets to tell and I'll
(06:46):
cover those where you coming up on Dave's Dirt in
a minute. Text if you need anything, and thanks for
listening to Katie w b Our text number is always
is KATWB one and you can see us on Instagram,
Dave Ryan The Show, Katie w b You may remember
a guy named Billy Joel. Billy Joel was married to
Christie Brinkley. You remember her. She was a supermodel back
(07:08):
in the eighties and people still know who she is.
But they were married in nineteen eighty five and it
lasted until nineteen ninety four. And now we've got a
little bit of gossip. So she released a memoir yesterday
called Uptown Girl, and in it she includes stories about
her marriage to Billy Joel and his drinking problems, and
she says they that he once drunkenly ate spaghetti from
(07:30):
a pan on the stove, then accused the family of
eating it, and then kicked him out of the house. Wow.
She said, I hesitated to put that scene in the book,
but at the same time, it demonstrates what I was
up against. I was one hundred percent dedicated to Billy,
but I never told anybody about our issues, not even
my friends. It was very difficult in that way, but
we had a child together and I was trying to
(07:50):
protect the family. I knew there had to be in
some way to help him and always get to the
point where this person you love is suddenly a stranger
to you. Then she shared another time where Billy disappeared
all day, returned before dawn, stumbling out of a cab
and ill tempered. In an interview earlier this much, she
said she never wanted to end things, but his drinking
was bigger than the both of them, and she said,
(08:12):
in the end, when the relationship isn't functioning the way
you want it to be anymore, that's the worst kind
of loneliness because you can't just make it work together,
and that's painful. Did you even know that Billy Joel
was married to Christy Brinkle? I had no idea. Do
you care at all? Martin Short from Well, he's Martin Short,
(08:34):
but he's also from only Mergers in the Building. Great show.
He will be hosting a match game revival on ABC.
Here is a little bit more. He is a great guy.
It is platonic. We have a lot of fun together.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Life is life, and I don't know any future of anything,
but I'm really grateful for our dynamic that we have
in our bond that we have and whatever life does,
life will do.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I have it. Sorry, I'll fix that. Who was that though?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I think that was Jojo siwah ohs. I think that
was the one for that. But here's Martin Short.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Here's the host of Game seventy three. Okay, So this is.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
This is Martin Short hosting match Game. And this is
an old intro from Jean Rayburn when he used to
host it back in sixty two seventy two.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
This says it began at sixty two. Sorry, okay, gotcha.
Well we're off to a good start. Let's let's try
another one to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
This is Eva Longoria admits that she got blackout drunk
at her fiftieth birthday party. Here's Jojo Siwah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't remember Miami well because I had three mini parties,
but the Sami party, I don't remember it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow. That's okay. Good party. Good And you know, when
you're fifteen, takes days to recover. But no, yeah, I
had a good time. Yeah, Cam, here's something that's more fun.
This is Keith Urban covering Pink Pony Club. Just for you,
Bailey Big.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
I want to keep at the Big. I want to
keep out in Westwood. I want to keep the Big.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And speaking of covers, here is Gracie Abrams covering Lord's Liability.
Check it out. I guess I'd like it more of
my new liability.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, I don't know that song.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I also feel like Honestly, country artists shouldn't cover pop songs,
especially country artist that sounds so country real maybe their
classic rock like a Little Sweet Child of Mind or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Why must you create more division?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Jenny just create Beyonce to be country.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
So I'm going to make.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
She's not author for the country. Everybody knows.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Hey, maybe country ardis shouldn't cover pop songs.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, Speaking of Beyonce, her show open last night went
two hours and forty five minutes. That is all. That's
nothing big and nothing unusual, not too long, not too short.
That's all a long concert show. But I mean people
are expecting a lot since you know the Cowboy Carter tour.
I suppose, as cool as it might be, do not
expect Jody Foster to do a cameo in the upcoming
(11:32):
Freaky or Friday. She was in the nineteen seventy six original.
Are you serious? Okay? I didn't know that. Okay. Mother's
Day is in a few weeks on Sunday, Mail eleventh.
By the way, this is the last day of April.
Just to remind you, So tomorrow, what's it going to be? Tomorrow?
(11:52):
May It's gonna be mad? There you go, thank you.
That's what I'm looking for. So to get ready to
Billboard put together of a special playlist of thirty moms,
thirty songs to celebrates your mama. Let it Be by
the Beatles, Mom by Earth Wind and Fire. Some of
these I've heard of the Best Day by Taylor Swift,
Mama by the Spice Girls. Great do you know that
was Joe?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, Mama, I.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, Wow, Okay, Great, Mother by Pink Floyd, Hey Mama
by Kanye and Mama I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne.
A lot of them I haven't heard of, so I
skipped a lot of them for you, and that is
I think pretty much going to do it for the
dirt brought you by six one two Injured Heimer and
Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
We did have some text come in about earlier. We
were talking about who would make it in prison? Oh yeah, yeah,
so far it says Jenny would make it. Bailey would
be someone's little.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Bee, So Jenny would make it. Yep, okay, Bailey would
be somebody's little.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Bees because all the same person.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Boon says he'd be the one getting beat then turn
into a girlfriend and Dave I can see being the
head of the unit.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'd be the head of the whole of the cell block.
You'd be grand poop o sale block B. Yes, exactly. Yes.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Someone else said. Their tips are make friends with the
guards and hide your stuff. Someone else said, do not
talk about how you got there. Do not promise things
to other inmates, like your allowance, money or buying them things.
Do not participate in games that are drawn up by
the prisoners. Rules change and inmates get violent, Bailey, your
art supply stash may be stolen by an inmate that
(13:25):
wants to make you her wife. You don't sit in
there with your bubbly personality. So with that said, Dave,
probably you would be in survival mode only because you
were a boy scout, so you'd be the one who
would make it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, and one of the persons that I would survive,
I think.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You would do well. Is it a bad thing to
be someone's wife? Doesn't that mean you got an alliance? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
But then I think that you're you are like you
owe everything to them, you know, you don't get your own, say,
like you have to do everything for.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Them, but they offer you my protection. Kind of like
when the like Pedro. Was it Napoleon that offered Pedro
his protection?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
It was well it was Pats Yeah, protect Pedro offered
the student body his protection.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh he won president. Okay, yeah, I've heard you're never
supposed to tell what you got in for, so so
what do you What are you in for? And you're
never supposed to tell, so you make I don't know
if you make up something like you know, I don't
know identity, that's something harmless.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but then if it's harmless, then
they'll be like, yeah, you don't deserve to be in here.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
You're not in here for some cool Yeah you either.
They'll be like, Okay, well this guy doesn't want to fight.
He just knows how to type on a computer and
scam people.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I'm just impressed that so many people have prison tips
that listen to our show. I knew you would come through.
Thank you very much. All right, this is super cool.
I didn't check to see if the Wild won last night.
I may know the Wild one last night real quick.
While we're talking about athletics and sports, this is really cool.
Over the weekend, the cheerleaders from the u M they
(14:55):
won like the International championship and this is super cool.
So guess what we're going to talk to a couple
of members of the team, Jordan and Mia coming up
next from the U of M. And we'll do that
next time. Kdbub so Wild did not win.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The lost three two the Knights three, so the series
is three to two.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Now the Nights in the lead.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Have they played again tomorrow at six thirty? Okay? And
the Wolves I think play tonight, gotcha? All right, we'll
be right back may it is starting tomorrow and every
hour we're gonna play that song. I just think we
should do it. It's one on one point three KATIEWB
and around the world and the iHeartRadio app. I got
(15:36):
a birthday shout out. I gotta do too because I
got this a little bit earlier. Okay, it's gonna take
me a second to find in your birthday shout out
for it is their sister, and damn it, I can't
find it because we had somebody texts about who would
who would make who would do the best in prison?
Oh here it is fortieth birthday shout out Ashley down
in Rochester from your sister.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
All Right, David, this is a sign because April thirtieth.
Not only is it May tomorrow, but today is National
Adopt a Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Toy, it's off the table for now.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell everybody about it anyway, and
then you're gonna be convinced by the end. I So
National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day is was created to
raise awareness for all of the millions of animals that
are waiting in shelters to find they're forever homes.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You guys.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
So it's obviously we're trying to encourage you to adopt
if you're if you've been on the fence and you've
been thinking about it, Hey, today is the day because
it is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
But if you can't, you can still.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Support your local animal shelter somehow by like volunteering donating.
Me my mom and my sister used to volunteer at
the Humane Society and just go and walk dogs. Hey,
why not do that today if you've been thinking about it?
And here's some fun facts. Fun facts. Just in the US,
every single year, about six point five million animals are
in shelters, and roughly half of them are cats and
(17:10):
half of them are dogs, so there's a little bit
for everybody. So you need to go to your nearest
pet shelter. Obviously we all know like the Animal Humane Society.
We got a bunch of golden retrievers when we were
when I was a kid, and we got them from
it's like r A G. O. M. Ragum, which is
like the retrievers at America something at Row though. Okay,
(17:32):
but there's not just humane societies. There's animal shelters all
over the place that you can go and find your
forever friend at. You can also volunteer, as I said,
like we used to just walk dogs, but also sometimes
like you can bring donations in not just money.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
But I had a bunch of these old towels.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
That I brought to the Humane Society and they are
like always taking towels because they need them for like
the little cat the little cat areas, so the cats can.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Snuggle up in a towel.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
If he got some old janky pillows that you need
to get rid of that just been sitting in your bedroom, Bailey,
maybe bring.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Those to the animal shelter.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Because it is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day and
you should go adopt a shelter pet Dave.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
We've been talking about it, and I think you should.
I really want a dog. I lost my Josie about
two months ago. I was at the airport last night
in Denver, waiting and across sitting right across from me
was a woman, older woman holding an obviously old male poodle.
And I could tell he was old because he was
just you could just tell he was rickety. He was
(18:38):
rickety looking at it. He was just very sweet and
his name was yo Yo. And I said, I forget.
She started talking to me about where did you find
McDonald's because I had McDonald's, and so we started chatting
and I said how old is your dog? And she
said he's fifteen wow, and his name is yo Yo.
And I started showing her pictures of Josie. And then
(18:59):
later I would ever get Yo Yo a little scratch
because they really want I really want a dog, and
but it's kind of off the table right now. Susan
is just not on board right now.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Well, maybe if you brought Susan to the pet Shoulder
and said, hey, it's National Adopted Shelter Pet Day, Susan,
we should go and donate some towels and then she'll
look in the eyes of a dog and then it'll go.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
In the arms of and she'll be like, wow, what's
that song? And it's you singing in her inner ear.
I don't think it's a nice ploy. But in real life,
I don't think that would work. She'd be on to
me so quick. She's smarter than that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah she is. You can do what I do.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Just watch them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Let's watch dogs. Everyone say yeah, I think I want
to do that.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
Yeah, babies dogs or just take them off for walks,
foster them like me and Alyssa Synderfore we just finished,
like all the paperwork.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
It's been a process because we're doing it with the
say fans Rescue and shout out to them because their
processes have been very easy. We're just waiting to grab
our first fosters because we're going on a trip next week.
So but the process is like they have fosters, which
is you know what it sounds like, and then foster
sitters where fosters who go on vacation maybe they need
to watch them over night or like a weekend or something,
and so they have like Facebook pages and emails you
(20:04):
can get on that asat Wow, what.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
A great way to celebrate National Adopt Shelter Pets Day.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I did it just for this day's today.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Today, April thirtieth is a National Adopted Shelter Pet Day.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I think we got it. Thank you, Bailey one on
one point three kd WB. Somebody asked the Internet. They said,
what outdated slang words or terms do you still use often?
And you can probably tell how old people are by
(20:37):
their responses. So these are outdated slang terms that people
I still say dope, and I don't think anybody says
dope anymore. I do dope, yeahs cool. Dope is still
and cool is still a slang word that's never gone
out of style. I think it's evergreen. It is evergreen,
unlike gnarly, which most people don't say anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Here's some other one, stoked. I think people they'll say
stoked here and they're sweet sweet. I say sweet, sweet,
sweet word. I say that all the time. Do you
do you? Maybe? And I definitely do say it. Sick.
Oh that's sick.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'll say sick, but I'll say it in like a like,
I'll say it in a funny way, like I won't
mean it, you know, I'll say it to right exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
It'd be like, that's sick, bro. Another one in peace
instead of goodbye, say peace.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I say that sometimes.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, dude, dude, dude. Everybody says dude. I think even
Carson his buddy say dude.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Dude, dude.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
They haven't migrated to bro yet because everyone says bro.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know, I have not heard that one. Yeah, tight,
that is tight. I think sometimes we'll say it's just
to be stupid.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, that is tight.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Tight.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Now that's what your mama says, or your Now we're
cooking with gas. That'll be your uncle. Your uncle be like,
now we're cooking, what do you mean it's me? That
is not me?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I feel like that would that would easily come out
of your mouth now we're cooking with gas, and then
we make fun.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Of you and be like, what what can you dig it?
That's from the sixties. I think, can you dig it?
That is the bomb? Or that is the bomb dot com?
That's very nineteen nineties. Yeah, okay, I remember extreme Jamie
used to say that one hella oh, then chicken strips
are hella good? Oh? I say that sometimes yeah, yes,
the bees knees oh, my goodness, that new boutique is
(22:29):
just the bees knees. That would be Mama Ronda would
say that. I think Besney's bogus bogus bogus man whipper snapper. No,
I haven't heard that long.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You don't say that.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No, Nope. Homeslice, homeslice, smell you lator. These are outdated
slang terms that people still use. Oh snap, I do
that all the time just to be ironic and stupid.
Oh my god, we got dead air. Oh oh snap? Fetch?
Did anybody ever actually use fetch?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I think it was justin mean girls?
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Okay, toats total. I used to say tots all the time.
Toats was like really big and I'm twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I'm glad that went away. Yeah yeah, that was dumb.
Golly noise. I still hear people say, I think you
say it, Bailey noise. Nice. You also say foin foint.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh well yeah, that's when I'm describing somebody who.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Is tended to the touch. Fine, geez louise, I say
Louise geeze Louise. I had a girl say that during
the Love and One.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Time Jesse was she disappointed.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
She was just having a good time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Jeez, Louise, that story that you are not telling us.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We'll find out. I'll tell you, yeah, I'll tell you
the Minnesota Goodbye why she said, geez, Louise, that was
the girl who burned down the daycare. Oh candy, candy,
Oh very good. Yeah, geez Louise, I'll never forget it.
I don't think I've ever heard that expression before. And
come on, let's blow this pop standing? Do you ever
say that anymore? I used to say that in high school.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Popsicle stand.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I thought it was taco stand. Oh I really yeah,
I said pop stand that's below this pop stand or
a popsicle stand. But you said taco stand VN.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, I guess I don't know what that is either,
never seeing a taco stand.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Bananas, Oh, that's bananas. No, nobody says, hey an a
nas all right, it's k d WB on the Dave
Ryan Show. What do we get coming up here? We're
gonna play face Off? Coming up Jenny is gonna host
Face Off. That'll be in just a couple of minutes. Also,
I ginna she emailed earlier and I think she emailed
the middle of the night, and she wants to be
on the radio to tell me how she went on
(24:38):
a date with a guy and she saw him on
Hinge or something like that, and then she's like, Okay,
we looked like a good match. So they met and
it doesn't matter where they went, but I'm gonna guess
they went to like a brewery or something like that.
He comes in and there was a difference in the
way he looked on Hinge and the way he looked
(24:59):
there on their first date, and she couldn't stop laughing inside.
And she even asked him about it, and he thought
it was pretty cool. He thought it was dope.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Dope, Yeah, dope, He's dope.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Is dope? Uh, And she said that is bananas. So
we'll tell you the whole story coming up in a
couple of seconds on one on one point three KDWB.
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