June 18, 2025 • 21 mins
We play Face Off, Dave gives us some free summer hobbies, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I took a video of Bernie watching TV last night.
He was literally watching we should watch that show called
Plane Vaonta you were talking about It actually turned out
pretty good. It was so far fetched and stupid. It is,
I mean, so far fetched and stupid, but it was
like wildly entertaining the whole way through.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So the guy, I think, one of the leads, they
were like moderately good looking, like I didn't mind looking
at him.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, yeah, I guess, so okay. But Bernie would get
in front of the TV and he would watch. He
would cock his head that Bernie's the new dog. Then
he did a thing where he got in front of
the fireplace glass and saw his reflection in the fireplace
glass and he'd be like, oh, And I'm like, Bernie,
that's you. And I'm like, can a dog really be
(00:42):
that clueless? Because you know what we did. We try
to get a dog to watch TV. We'll hold the
dog's face in front of the TV while we're watching
something like I don't know any dog movie. Yeah, and
the dog would be like nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
This dog voluntarily walks up and watches it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He's like, oh, who's that. Now, who what is he
gonna Okay, how are they related?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What is he gonna do with that knife?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Bernie sounds a little bit like a dirty dog. He's
a little bit of derpy. He's got a little dirp too,
and that's a good description. Yeah, a little bit there.
But he's also smart because he drops the ball when
we play fetch that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Mary Avia, the foster or foster dog, does the same
thing when she sees a reflection in like the mirror.
When we're walking here and we pass a glass door,
she's like, hold on, wait, and she'll get a little close.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
She's so friendly, but she's scared of people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But like when you bet her, she's like cute, but
when she gets close to herself, she's like, wait a minute,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I'm excited to see Jenny supposed to come over
later to meet her.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Are you seriously going over there?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So I'm interested to see how she acts with you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, very nice. Bailey went to a pitch of friend
night last night, community boys or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I did not it was it was queer night.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was there with my friend Sarah, who is actually
queer and I am not, unfortunately. And so I met
some friends though, and a lot of people that were
getting pitched. I was like, wow, they're just like me,
but a lesbian. So I'd go up to them. I'd
be like, Hi, you're just like me, and then we
would make friends that way.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So yeah, it was really stup a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Date some women.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'll try my best thing.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I know somebody who was actually single, single and lonely, lonely,
and I was like, have you tried dating women? She's like, yeah,
I thought about it, and then I think she actually did.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So I'm not encouraging you, but I'm just saying, you know,
you never know.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I'll work on it. Uh, you never know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, all right, pull out your phone. We're gonna do
a little word search game here. We're gonna search for
words in your phone, in your text messages, and see
how you use these certain words in your text messages.
You get to play along too. Pull out your phone,
open up text messaging, and search for the.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Service you're gonna search for stop it stop Okay. Yeah,
sometimes the words are not that exciting, so we're gonna
do phrases.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
So you're gonna look up. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I got a friend that says, stop it that face
because they saw a picture of Bernie and they're like,
stop it that face. What do you got Bailey?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Mine says stop it now from Yoda. Apparently Yoda's at
that one point time.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh wait, this is not in a text.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
This is a text I wrote. Now. No, as in
Yoda from Star Wars quoting I was quoting.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, mine doesn't have stop it period. It just has
stopped lightning, or if the field is water logged. I
don't think it stops at seven am talking about our
softball game.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I don't have really, Okay, give me another word.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Okay, So we're gonna look up. I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can't. I'm gonna put the apostrophe in there. L
I E V E. I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
My mom sent me a picture of Santa at the
New Horizon that she works at, and I wrote, I can't.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Believe you got him what I wrote. I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here's a friend of mine says, honestly, I can't believe
I never saw it. Wow, I don't know what even
what that refers to?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
What coming?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
My dad sends a picture of my little sister because
she's so tall. She's only nine, and we said, I
can't believe she gets her license next year.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
She doesn't, but she's just so grown. Now, Wow, cute.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't have anything for this one either, I know,
but I have I have the automatic like deletes texts
within thirty or not thirty, like sixty days or something
feature thing.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, because I just have too much. I don't have
enough storage on my phone. Certain things I just like
make sure they clear up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Smart Okay, you're gonna look up no way, no way.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No way.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
My mom said, did either of you wash grandma's croc
pot that had been soup in it and take it downstairs?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And I said, there's no way I'm gonna remember that.
So that was mine. That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That is pretty exciting. I don't have a no way
me neither.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
My phone is not working at all all. This game
is fun.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
My closest one that it gives me is he's extra large.
Now they have a third on the way instead of
no way. Okay, somebody I went to high school with
that very big try one more.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Try you can't okay, can't minus from Dave I said
I might eat your eggs and he said, seriously, you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sold every day Dave comes in with boiled eggs and
Bailey's I was like, like a dog.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, well he didn't. He didn't bring them with him
one time, so they were just in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I had one last night. A friend was asking for
somebody's number, and I said, if you can't find his number,
let me know and I will find it for I
wanted all.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
These to be spicy. I thought I could get spicy.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
One about ass right, ass okay, ass.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, said Dave Ryan is an ass.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Here's one that says good news is my girlfriend and
I busted our asses yesterday and the blah blah blah,
so busted our asses yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Mine said, hey, what time do you start school every morning?
Dave wants to have you on air for am I
the ass? So I was trying.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
This was for content and mine is just we can
play it by a year and better assess on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Assess. That's literally all I have. Leads to text more tea,
I get text.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
We'll be back in a second. Goot, Dave's dirt coming up.
There is a feel good story about the generosity of
the Swifties, kind of a sweet story, and uh, we
got some other stuff too. Cardi B is ready to
introduce her newest or littlest one to the world. Eight
months after giving birth, she revealed the name of their
third child together, and we'll talk I don't really care
(06:27):
about Cardi B, but we'll talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
That coming up.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And then some news on Diddy next on Dave's Dirt
on one on one point three.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Katie one one point three kat w B.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
If you sing along with the radio, it kind of
boosts your mood, get you in a good mood to
start the day. And here we are halfway through the week,
almost it's home day. So let's get started with today's
sing along song suggested by Ashley in Saint Francis Mambo
number five. Sing along on kd w B. Did you
(06:58):
sing along? I hope so it is Kate d WB.
I'll never forget when that song first came out. It
was all over KDWB. I'm driving down Highway five, I'm
headed out toward chan happening by Dell Road. I'm at
a stoplight, and there was a woman furiously dancing along
to that song in her car because we were both
listening to KTWB and there she is. I mean, the
arms are going, the head is swinging. I'm like, she
(07:18):
is just going at it in her car because that's
a great song.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I didn't know that song was so young like that.
It was on where you worked at kdw B. I
thought that song came out in like the sixties or something,
and just like what last I thought it was an
older song and people just loved it so much that
it stuck around.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Two thousand maybe something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It is KD doubub. Today's National Fishing Day, so a
good day to go out and fish. I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Paul McCartney is turning eighty three years old, and I
think he's still touring. It's crazy wild and it is
also International Picnic Day, and it's a great day to
go and do something because it's gonna be gorgeous. Once again.
You wanted six and a half mile walk yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
They did on a six and a half mile walk
yesterday on one side of Bee Macska. Usually just kind
of walk really far and then I start zigzagging through
neighborhoods on the way back.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, so you're not just needed on a trail. You're
just kind of making your own trail.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, because I like looking at people's houses and just like,
oh cute, Oh look at that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I went on a run yesterday. Wow, dog, that's got
a lot of energy. And I haven't run much lately
because they just don't really run. And I ran and
I actually did quite well.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I did point six milesint mile nice, no walk breaks.
I was pretty proud of my show. Hey, thanks for
listening to KDUB. We love doing the show here every morning.
It's kind of like our connection, your connection to Maybe
there's a lot of loneliness in the world right now.
There's a lot of people who work from home. They
work alone, they're not in a relationship, or maybe they
(08:49):
just need somebody. And people just love listening to the radio,
and we love the fact that you're here, whether you're
brand new or whether you've been here for a while.
Thank you for listening to KWB. You can play a
little game. It's called face Off. Two people are gonna
go head to head to see who can name the
most items in a category within fifteen seconds. So, for example,
(09:11):
if I said things at an Asian buffet.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Ready, go blamin noodles, fried Rice, Wantons, potstickers, the Fortune Cookie.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Scallops.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, good, that's that's the way it works. Okay. I
think Jenny is given the categories today.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I am so Dave. You'll play with vont okay? Okay, yeah,
so vont take off your headphone? Five?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Okay, David, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You have fifteen seconds to name as many things in
this category as you can.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Your category is shoe brands.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Manolo, Blonic, Adidas, Puma, Nike, uh A six, the
slip on kind. They're called sketchers, and that's all I got.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, the slip on kind. Great.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Let me just tell you right now, I'm wearing slip
on Sketchers. They are a gift from God.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
They got a built in shoehorn. Jenny, you don't have
to like bend down to tie your shoe. Why they
look like a you slip right into them.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And I know you you love a shoehorn.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'd love me a good shoehorn. Shut up, Jenny, look
at her, Look at Bailey like what I fuddy? All right?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Ready, all right, your next category is date night spots.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know what you mean by that one. I'm
gonna say, bar restaurant, bowling Alley, Mini Golf, all of America, uh,
the Nickelodeon Universe, Underwater Adventures, Valley Fair, that the Betty
and Betty and the bat. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You said you don't know what I mean by that,
but then you named a bunch. I wasn't sure what
you meant by that, so clearly you did know what
I meant by that. You've gone on dates in your life,
all right. Finally, your last category is things they sell at.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Home, depot hammers, nails, screwdrivers, wrenches, Criscent wrenches, jackhammers, car
jack screws, screwdrivers, drills, drill bits, miter saws, drimmel tools, sandpaper.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And all right, fabulous, nice way, nice work.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay, by Van does on that one?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Van, Hey there, welcome back? All right? Van?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you ready to name as many things in these
categories as you can in fifteen seconds?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And never do great at these games?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
All right? Well, okay, you haven't even started, all right.
Your first category is shoe brands, oh.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Nike, Adidas, Hoka, Puma, Converse, Vans, Crocs, ugs, new balances, rebox, barking, stocks, moccasins, sketchers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Don't play with me a sneakers baby.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Your next category is date night spots.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Top golf, mini golf, the mini Haaha, falls, the the Arboretum,
the Walker Art Center, the Cherry and the spoon. You
can go to smash Park, Travail, which is a nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay, you always like explain your answers because some people
don't know what Travail is.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It doesn't matter to name it. It's a nice restaurant.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
We had our going away party for our president of
the company last year.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Your final category is things they sell.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
At home depot hammers, walls, windows, a bunch of lights
and chandeliers, screwdriver. I'm just gonna say tools, paint, paint sticks, lawnmowers, sheds.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, I'm a contest walls because I'm not sure will
you accept walls?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Well, they do.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I mean you have to.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
You have the things to build walls.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He also said tools, even though he could have listed
a million tools.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah kind of yeah that one. Also, they don't sell
paint stakes. They're always included free with a bucket of paint.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Such a swore. Well, I don't know if you lost.
I can't say loser.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
All right?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Are we ready?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
So David, in the first category of shoe brands, you
got six.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, not good, got thirteen sneakers, don't play all right.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
In the category of date night spots, David, you got eight.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
VANT you got eight? Oh okay, wow, very nice? All right?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then things they sell at home depot Dave, you
got thirteen, VANT you got nine, so you each won
one and you tied on one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Okay, that's not bad, that's fine, well done, well done.
How did you if you do which category you did
you do best?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
On?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
All right? It is KDWB. We'll be back in a
second with you can't make this stuff up. Some are
on a budget. What is the cheapest hobby you can
get into? I got a bunch of cheap or free hobbies.
I'll tell you about it next on KDWB one on
one point three KDWB, somebody asks the internet, what's the
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cheapest hobby somebody can get into? So let's cover some
of these, cause, like you know, summer and getting outdoors
and hobbies and summer indoors and some are outdoors. But
a lot of these can be done either way. Number one, reading,
especially when you borrow books. Just get a library car,
or go to that little free library down the block
from your house. Yeah, there's got to be one. Well
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it's a little free library, but a lot of people
put there. It's like a depository for guard Bridge books
that you don't know where they came. Where did this
come from?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Sometimes you get like one really good one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yes, I got one too a couple of years ago.
It's like, oh, this is really good. Then the rest
of us like Australia's Guide to Ferns.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I see a lot of religious books. I feel like,
do you Yeah I do. I did score a fifty
Shades of Gray one time, a.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Little smut in the library. Other things you can do
for free or cheap bird watching. There's actually a free
app called Merlin Bird I d and I have it
and get a pair of binoculars and you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Writing, journaling, poetry, or I do a lot of fan
fiction about Taylor Swift's cats.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, so I like that a little love that stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Rock collecting, Well, you don't even have to know what
you're doing. Just walk around and pick up pretty rocks
walk down by a lake shore in a river bed
or something like that, like, oh, look at these smooth stones.
By the hands of time, you'll.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Have like one hundred rocks. And then you're like, oh no,
I have a problem.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well yeah, right. But the thing is, when you get
tired to your rock collection, you don't have any regrets
for just throwing it back in the river. There's no
science to exercise. It is easier to be active in
the summer. I would recommend Snap Fitness because Snap is
kind of what made me the the fit, fit mega
athlete that I am.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, would you call it like the Adonis? Like that's
how you got kind of like that?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah. Can I just go back to something. Remember we
were doing it yesterday the I was going to reenact
recreate the Super Carpenter rolling stone cover. We did it yesterday.
Susan laughed her ass off the entire time. I walked
in the living room naked, and I said, We're going
to recreate this, and she's like, what what what?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
What? What? What?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And so I start posing and she's laughing so hard
she can hardly take pictures. And then she showed it
to me and she said, I will quote her, nobody
needs to see this, and I said, well, we're doing
it is a bit yeah, and she's like nobody. She's like,
you're old enough to be the father of most of
the people who listen to the show. Nobody needs to
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see this. And I said, you kind of got a point.
She also said, I don't want to explain to my
you're like ten closest friends why Dave did this.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
So they should know you already. They should.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And I also I was worried that if we posted
the naked picture and it was sideways naked, it basically
the album covers her from the side, but you can
see her butt and you can see like everything, and
and and I thought, if we posted rich the Boss
is going to be like, why you guys, you guys,
you can't put naked pictures on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, why what did you use to cover yourself? Because
she had her lung?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, not a thing.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
What do you mean so you were just going to
send it to Vaughant to post if you just butt.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Naked, well, you can't see anything except my naked side.
You can't see butt crack, you can't see anything else.
And I don't need to cover No, No, you don't
need to cover your boobs.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
If you're a dude, did you wear no stockings?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And here's the reason why this was an experimental photo.
If it worked out, then Susan was going to find
some stockings. If she had some er, we go down
to you know, target and get something.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So you and Susan you just did naked photos yesterday.
So the photo does exist. It won't come to light
of days.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So funny.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
You should hold onto it though, because in twenty years
you're gonna look back and be like, damn, look at that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Fucks I don't know about that fox. All right. Other
things to do that are cheap or free hobbies chess
or online or board gaming, as long as you avoid
board game collecting, so there's something learned to play chess
or a goami. There's millions of videos on YouTube geocashy.
Remember that was really big about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That was fun, was fun.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It is still free, although there is a premium tier
and it's a lot of fun. You get that thrill,
especially if you take your kids out and you find
that old peanut butter jar that's got like little you know,
like stick fit like or not things do dads and
yo yo's and things like that. Inside it is kind
of cool. Another one cooking probably help with the meal
costs in the long run too. Drawing arts crafts. There's
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another one with free tutorials online. I think Fallon learned
to paint by watching tutorials online.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I think she watched some kind of Bob Ross instructional things.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Then the one from there.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And don't worry if you suck at it, you're not
doing it for anybody, You're doing it for you. Another
one casual hiking or camping, at least until you want
specialized gear. It's going to be free gardening. Like a
lot of things, it can get expensive, but doesn't have
to be. You just grow seeds plants from seats.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I recommend gardening because then you get to eat all
of the like vegetables that you grow to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Great or Another one lock picking, which sounds dumb, but
it's actually a legitimate hobby.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I've never heard of that ever.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I've seen it online. You can bore it by and
order a lock picking kit and it'll send along a
little pad lock and you can learn how to pick locks.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's not good because that can somebody use that as
a defense whenever they get caught by the police for
trying to break in someone's house.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I was just practicing my craft one day.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
When you get locked out of your cab and you're like,
would you would that be impressive? You're you go up
to the family cabin and your mother's like, ah, we're
locked down and move over.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Watch.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I got this Honestly. If I was like at a
cabin with like Jenny and she's like, oh no, it's locked.
Hold on, I can lock pick this, and I'd be like,
this is kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
And finally, pickleball, if you haven't tried it yet, just
as any local senior citizen, see you again, millennials and
millennials right, Genny likes to play too. Pickleball is a
lot of fun. It's easy, and the great thing about
it is unlike tennis. Tennis is hard to play if
you suck because the court is so big and you
get to do a little running and it's it. But
with pickleball, you can just tap the ball back and
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forth over the net with your friend. You don't have
to be smashing it back and forth. Pickleball can be
really just a fun relaxing little sport. So some ideas
for you for this summer to get a little hobby going.
Coming up on Katie W be your Sabrina Carpenter keyword
to go to Nashville to see her. Also, uh Vont
and Alyssa have something going on in their bedroom that
(20:59):
is a little bit unusual. I've never had this happen before,
but maybe in your bedroom it's really common. I don't know.
We'll find out next don KDWB Nita is for anything,
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I took a video of Bernie watching TV last night.
He was literally watching we should watch that show called
Plane Vaonta you were talking about It actually turned out
pretty good. It was so far fetched and stupid. It is,
I mean, so far fetched and stupid, but it was
like wildly entertaining the whole way through.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
So the guy, I think, one of the leads, they
were like moderately good looking, like I didn't mind looking
at him.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, yeah, I guess, so okay. But Bernie would get
in front of the TV and he would watch. He
would cock his head that Bernie's the new dog. Then
he did a thing where he got in front of
the fireplace glass and saw his reflection in the fireplace
glass and he'd be like, oh, And I'm like, Bernie,
that's you. And I'm like, can a dog really be
(00:42):
that clueless? Because you know what we did. We try
to get a dog to watch TV. We'll hold the
dog's face in front of the TV while we're watching
something like I don't know any dog movie. Yeah, and
the dog would be like nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
This dog voluntarily walks up and watches it.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
He's like, oh, who's that. Now, who what is he
gonna Okay, how are they related?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
What is he gonna do with that knife?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What do you think is gonna happen?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Bernie sounds a little bit like a dirty dog. He's
a little bit of derpy. He's got a little dirp too,
and that's a good description. Yeah, a little bit there.
But he's also smart because he drops the ball when
we play fetch that.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Mary Avia, the foster or foster dog, does the same
thing when she sees a reflection in like the mirror.
When we're walking here and we pass a glass door,
she's like, hold on, wait, and she'll get a little close.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
She's so friendly, but she's scared of people.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But like when you bet her, she's like cute, but
when she gets close to herself, she's like, wait a minute,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
So I'm excited to see Jenny supposed to come over
later to meet her.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Are you seriously going over there?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So I'm interested to see how she acts with you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, very nice. Bailey went to a pitch of friend
night last night, community boys or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I did not it was it was queer night.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was there with my friend Sarah, who is actually
queer and I am not, unfortunately. And so I met
some friends though, and a lot of people that were
getting pitched. I was like, wow, they're just like me,
but a lesbian. So I'd go up to them. I'd
be like, Hi, you're just like me, and then we
would make friends that way.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So yeah, it was really stup a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Date some women.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'll try my best thing.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I know somebody who was actually single, single and lonely, lonely,
and I was like, have you tried dating women? She's like, yeah,
I thought about it, and then I think she actually did.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So I'm not encouraging you, but I'm just saying, you know,
you never know.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I'll work on it. Uh, you never know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, all right, pull out your phone. We're gonna do
a little word search game here. We're gonna search for
words in your phone, in your text messages, and see
how you use these certain words in your text messages.
You get to play along too. Pull out your phone,
open up text messaging, and search for the.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Service you're gonna search for stop it stop Okay. Yeah,
sometimes the words are not that exciting, so we're gonna
do phrases.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
So you're gonna look up. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I got a friend that says, stop it that face
because they saw a picture of Bernie and they're like,
stop it that face. What do you got Bailey?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Mine says stop it now from Yoda. Apparently Yoda's at
that one point time.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh wait, this is not in a text.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
This is a text I wrote. Now. No, as in
Yoda from Star Wars quoting I was quoting.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, mine doesn't have stop it period. It just has
stopped lightning, or if the field is water logged. I
don't think it stops at seven am talking about our
softball game.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I don't have really, Okay, give me another word.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Okay, So we're gonna look up. I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can't. I'm gonna put the apostrophe in there. L
I E V E. I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
My mom sent me a picture of Santa at the
New Horizon that she works at, and I wrote, I can't.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Believe you got him what I wrote. I can't believe.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here's a friend of mine says, honestly, I can't believe
I never saw it. Wow, I don't know what even
what that refers to?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
What coming?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
My dad sends a picture of my little sister because
she's so tall. She's only nine, and we said, I
can't believe she gets her license next year.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
She doesn't, but she's just so grown. Now, Wow, cute.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't have anything for this one either, I know,
but I have I have the automatic like deletes texts
within thirty or not thirty, like sixty days or something
feature thing.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah, because I just have too much. I don't have
enough storage on my phone. Certain things I just like
make sure they clear up.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Smart Okay, you're gonna look up no way, no way.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
No way.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
My mom said, did either of you wash grandma's croc
pot that had been soup in it and take it downstairs?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And I said, there's no way I'm gonna remember that.
So that was mine. That's pretty exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That is pretty exciting. I don't have a no way
me neither.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
My phone is not working at all all. This game
is fun.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
My closest one that it gives me is he's extra large.
Now they have a third on the way instead of
no way. Okay, somebody I went to high school with
that very big try one more.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Try you can't okay, can't minus from Dave I said
I might eat your eggs and he said, seriously, you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sold every day Dave comes in with boiled eggs and
Bailey's I was like, like a dog.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, well he didn't. He didn't bring them with him
one time, so they were just in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I had one last night. A friend was asking for
somebody's number, and I said, if you can't find his number,
let me know and I will find it for I
wanted all.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
These to be spicy. I thought I could get spicy.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
One about ass right, ass okay, ass.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, said Dave Ryan is an ass.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Here's one that says good news is my girlfriend and
I busted our asses yesterday and the blah blah blah,
so busted our asses yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Mine said, hey, what time do you start school every morning?
Dave wants to have you on air for am I
the ass? So I was trying.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
This was for content and mine is just we can
play it by a year and better assess on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Assess. That's literally all I have. Leads to text more tea,
I get text.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
We'll be back in a second. Goot, Dave's dirt coming up.
There is a feel good story about the generosity of
the Swifties, kind of a sweet story, and uh, we
got some other stuff too. Cardi B is ready to
introduce her newest or littlest one to the world. Eight
months after giving birth, she revealed the name of their
third child together, and we'll talk I don't really care
(06:27):
about Cardi B, but we'll talk about.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
That coming up.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And then some news on Diddy next on Dave's Dirt
on one on one point three.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Katie one one point three kat w B.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
If you sing along with the radio, it kind of
boosts your mood, get you in a good mood to
start the day. And here we are halfway through the week,
almost it's home day. So let's get started with today's
sing along song suggested by Ashley in Saint Francis Mambo
number five. Sing along on kd w B. Did you
(06:58):
sing along? I hope so it is Kate d WB.
I'll never forget when that song first came out. It
was all over KDWB. I'm driving down Highway five, I'm
headed out toward chan happening by Dell Road. I'm at
a stoplight, and there was a woman furiously dancing along
to that song in her car because we were both
listening to KTWB and there she is. I mean, the
arms are going, the head is swinging. I'm like, she
(07:18):
is just going at it in her car because that's
a great song.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I didn't know that song was so young like that.
It was on where you worked at kdw B. I
thought that song came out in like the sixties or something,
and just like what last I thought it was an
older song and people just loved it so much that
it stuck around.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Two thousand maybe something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Or something like that.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It is KD doubub. Today's National Fishing Day, so a
good day to go out and fish. I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Paul McCartney is turning eighty three years old, and I
think he's still touring. It's crazy wild and it is
also International Picnic Day, and it's a great day to
go and do something because it's gonna be gorgeous. Once again.
You wanted six and a half mile walk yesterday.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
They did on a six and a half mile walk
yesterday on one side of Bee Macska. Usually just kind
of walk really far and then I start zigzagging through
neighborhoods on the way back.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, so you're not just needed on a trail. You're
just kind of making your own trail.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, because I like looking at people's houses and just like,
oh cute, Oh look at that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I went on a run yesterday. Wow, dog, that's got
a lot of energy. And I haven't run much lately
because they just don't really run. And I ran and
I actually did quite well.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I did point six milesint mile nice, no walk breaks.
I was pretty proud of my show. Hey, thanks for
listening to KDUB. We love doing the show here every morning.
It's kind of like our connection, your connection to Maybe
there's a lot of loneliness in the world right now.
There's a lot of people who work from home. They
work alone, they're not in a relationship, or maybe they
(08:49):
just need somebody. And people just love listening to the radio,
and we love the fact that you're here, whether you're
brand new or whether you've been here for a while.
Thank you for listening to KWB. You can play a
little game. It's called face Off. Two people are gonna
go head to head to see who can name the
most items in a category within fifteen seconds. So, for example,
(09:11):
if I said things at an Asian buffet.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Ready, go blamin noodles, fried Rice, Wantons, potstickers, the Fortune Cookie.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Scallops.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, good, that's that's the way it works. Okay. I
think Jenny is given the categories today.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I am so Dave. You'll play with vont okay? Okay, yeah,
so vont take off your headphone? Five?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Okay, David, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You have fifteen seconds to name as many things in
this category as you can.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Your category is shoe brands.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Okay, Manolo, Blonic, Adidas, Puma, Nike, uh A six, the
slip on kind. They're called sketchers, and that's all I got.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, the slip on kind. Great.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Let me just tell you right now, I'm wearing slip
on Sketchers. They are a gift from God.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
They got a built in shoehorn. Jenny, you don't have
to like bend down to tie your shoe. Why they
look like a you slip right into them.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
And I know you you love a shoehorn.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'd love me a good shoehorn. Shut up, Jenny, look
at her, Look at Bailey like what I fuddy? All right?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Ready, all right, your next category is date night spots.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know what you mean by that one. I'm
gonna say, bar restaurant, bowling Alley, Mini Golf, all of America, uh,
the Nickelodeon Universe, Underwater Adventures, Valley Fair, that the Betty
and Betty and the bat. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You said you don't know what I mean by that,
but then you named a bunch. I wasn't sure what
you meant by that, so clearly you did know what
I meant by that. You've gone on dates in your life,
all right. Finally, your last category is things they sell at.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Home, depot hammers, nails, screwdrivers, wrenches, Criscent wrenches, jackhammers, car
jack screws, screwdrivers, drills, drill bits, miter saws, drimmel tools, sandpaper.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And all right, fabulous, nice way, nice work.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay, by Van does on that one?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Van, Hey there, welcome back? All right? Van?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Are you ready to name as many things in these
categories as you can in fifteen seconds?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And never do great at these games?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
All right? Well, okay, you haven't even started, all right.
Your first category is shoe brands, oh.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Nike, Adidas, Hoka, Puma, Converse, Vans, Crocs, ugs, new balances, rebox, barking, stocks, moccasins, sketchers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Nice job.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Don't play with me a sneakers baby.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Your next category is date night spots.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Top golf, mini golf, the mini Haaha, falls, the the Arboretum,
the Walker Art Center, the Cherry and the spoon. You
can go to smash Park, Travail, which is a nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay, you always like explain your answers because some people
don't know what Travail is.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It doesn't matter to name it. It's a nice restaurant.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
We had our going away party for our president of
the company last year.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
All right.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Your final category is things they sell.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
At home depot hammers, walls, windows, a bunch of lights
and chandeliers, screwdriver. I'm just gonna say tools, paint, paint sticks, lawnmowers, sheds.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, I'm a contest walls because I'm not sure will
you accept walls?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Well, they do.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I mean you have to.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
You have the things to build walls.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He also said tools, even though he could have listed
a million tools.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah kind of yeah that one. Also, they don't sell
paint stakes. They're always included free with a bucket of paint.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Such a swore. Well, I don't know if you lost.
I can't say loser.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
All right?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Are we ready?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (13:23):
So David, in the first category of shoe brands, you
got six.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, not good, got thirteen sneakers, don't play all right.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
In the category of date night spots, David, you got eight.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
VANT you got eight? Oh okay, wow, very nice? All right?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then things they sell at home depot Dave, you
got thirteen, VANT you got nine, so you each won
one and you tied on one.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Okay, that's not bad, that's fine, well done, well done.
How did you if you do which category you did
you do best?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
On?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
All right? It is KDWB. We'll be back in a
second with you can't make this stuff up. Some are
on a budget. What is the cheapest hobby you can
get into? I got a bunch of cheap or free hobbies.
I'll tell you about it next on KDWB one on
one point three KDWB, somebody asks the internet, what's the
(14:34):
cheapest hobby somebody can get into? So let's cover some
of these, cause, like you know, summer and getting outdoors
and hobbies and summer indoors and some are outdoors. But
a lot of these can be done either way. Number one, reading,
especially when you borrow books. Just get a library car,
or go to that little free library down the block
from your house. Yeah, there's got to be one. Well
(14:55):
it's a little free library, but a lot of people
put there. It's like a depository for guard Bridge books
that you don't know where they came. Where did this
come from?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Sometimes you get like one really good one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yes, I got one too a couple of years ago.
It's like, oh, this is really good. Then the rest
of us like Australia's Guide to Ferns.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I see a lot of religious books. I feel like,
do you Yeah I do. I did score a fifty
Shades of Gray one time, a.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Little smut in the library. Other things you can do
for free or cheap bird watching. There's actually a free
app called Merlin Bird I d and I have it
and get a pair of binoculars and you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Writing, journaling, poetry, or I do a lot of fan
fiction about Taylor Swift's cats.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, so I like that a little love that stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Rock collecting, Well, you don't even have to know what
you're doing. Just walk around and pick up pretty rocks
walk down by a lake shore in a river bed
or something like that, like, oh, look at these smooth stones.
By the hands of time, you'll.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Have like one hundred rocks. And then you're like, oh no,
I have a problem.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well yeah, right. But the thing is, when you get
tired to your rock collection, you don't have any regrets
for just throwing it back in the river. There's no
science to exercise. It is easier to be active in
the summer. I would recommend Snap Fitness because Snap is
kind of what made me the the fit, fit mega
athlete that I am.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, would you call it like the Adonis? Like that's
how you got kind of like that?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah. Can I just go back to something. Remember we
were doing it yesterday the I was going to reenact
recreate the Super Carpenter rolling stone cover. We did it yesterday.
Susan laughed her ass off the entire time. I walked
in the living room naked, and I said, We're going
to recreate this, and she's like, what what what?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
What? What? What?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And so I start posing and she's laughing so hard
she can hardly take pictures. And then she showed it
to me and she said, I will quote her, nobody
needs to see this, and I said, well, we're doing
it is a bit yeah, and she's like nobody. She's like,
you're old enough to be the father of most of
the people who listen to the show. Nobody needs to
(17:01):
see this. And I said, you kind of got a point.
She also said, I don't want to explain to my
you're like ten closest friends why Dave did this.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
So they should know you already. They should.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And I also I was worried that if we posted
the naked picture and it was sideways naked, it basically
the album covers her from the side, but you can
see her butt and you can see like everything, and
and and I thought, if we posted rich the Boss
is going to be like, why you guys, you guys,
you can't put naked pictures on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, why what did you use to cover yourself? Because
she had her lung?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, not a thing.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
What do you mean so you were just going to
send it to Vaughant to post if you just butt.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Naked, well, you can't see anything except my naked side.
You can't see butt crack, you can't see anything else.
And I don't need to cover No, No, you don't
need to cover your boobs.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
If you're a dude, did you wear no stockings?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And here's the reason why this was an experimental photo.
If it worked out, then Susan was going to find
some stockings. If she had some er, we go down
to you know, target and get something.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So you and Susan you just did naked photos yesterday.
So the photo does exist. It won't come to light
of days.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So funny.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
You should hold onto it though, because in twenty years
you're gonna look back and be like, damn, look at that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Fucks I don't know about that fox. All right. Other
things to do that are cheap or free hobbies chess
or online or board gaming, as long as you avoid
board game collecting, so there's something learned to play chess
or a goami. There's millions of videos on YouTube geocashy.
Remember that was really big about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That was fun, was fun.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It is still free, although there is a premium tier
and it's a lot of fun. You get that thrill,
especially if you take your kids out and you find
that old peanut butter jar that's got like little you know,
like stick fit like or not things do dads and
yo yo's and things like that. Inside it is kind
of cool. Another one cooking probably help with the meal
costs in the long run too. Drawing arts crafts. There's
(19:01):
another one with free tutorials online. I think Fallon learned
to paint by watching tutorials online.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
I think she watched some kind of Bob Ross instructional things.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Then the one from there.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
And don't worry if you suck at it, you're not
doing it for anybody, You're doing it for you. Another
one casual hiking or camping, at least until you want
specialized gear. It's going to be free gardening. Like a
lot of things, it can get expensive, but doesn't have
to be. You just grow seeds plants from seats.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
I recommend gardening because then you get to eat all
of the like vegetables that you grow to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Great or Another one lock picking, which sounds dumb, but
it's actually a legitimate hobby.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I've never heard of that ever.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I've seen it online. You can bore it by and
order a lock picking kit and it'll send along a
little pad lock and you can learn how to pick locks.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
It's not good because that can somebody use that as
a defense whenever they get caught by the police for
trying to break in someone's house.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I was just practicing my craft one day.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
When you get locked out of your cab and you're like,
would you would that be impressive? You're you go up
to the family cabin and your mother's like, ah, we're
locked down and move over.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Watch.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I got this Honestly. If I was like at a
cabin with like Jenny and she's like, oh no, it's locked.
Hold on, I can lock pick this, and I'd be like,
this is kind of hot.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
And finally, pickleball, if you haven't tried it yet, just
as any local senior citizen, see you again, millennials and
millennials right, Genny likes to play too. Pickleball is a
lot of fun. It's easy, and the great thing about
it is unlike tennis. Tennis is hard to play if
you suck because the court is so big and you
get to do a little running and it's it. But
with pickleball, you can just tap the ball back and
(20:38):
forth over the net with your friend. You don't have
to be smashing it back and forth. Pickleball can be
really just a fun relaxing little sport. So some ideas
for you for this summer to get a little hobby going.
Coming up on Katie W be your Sabrina Carpenter keyword
to go to Nashville to see her. Also, uh Vont
and Alyssa have something going on in their bedroom that
(20:59):
is a little bit unusual. I've never had this happen before,
but maybe in your bedroom it's really common. I don't know.
We'll find out next don KDWB Nita is for anything,
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
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