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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is officially the worst year for road construction in
the history of Minnesota, dating all the way back to
eighteen sixty five when they built the road out to
Walnut Grove so the ingles could come into town and
get flour and sugar.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, so that was the worst.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That was previously the worst year for road construction back then,
but now it is this year. I can't but they've
shut down every road. No, they have shut down every road.
I don't understand how they planned and said, you know
what sounds like a good idea, let's shut down every
route east and west. Yeah, so people have to take
the sidewalk, you have to take a bike path to
get to work.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
No, I agree.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
There's three roads that lead into my home and all
three are under construction. There's like one extra road, so
I have to take that when it adds like five
extra minutes to every commute.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
In our neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Literally, there were used to be four entrances and exits
and they've closed all.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
But one.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And everybody So if you want to go to toward downtown,
you have to go away from downtown first for a
mile to get out of there, and then you got
to turn around and go back down Highway five.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It is crazy scenario.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't like it.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I just got to stay home, or.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You look cute today. The two of you were both
wearing black T shirts today.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Well that's okay, let me interrupt, because you said you
look cute today looking at Jenny, and then you felt bad,
so then you said both of you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now you're making it. You're making a Bailey assumption. This
is such a Bailey assumption. I like that boy, but
he didn't look at me the way I wanted to
look at me, so he must not like me, so
now I hate him.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Bailey's one of the girls. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I would never tell Jenny you look cute today. I said,
the two of you look cute. Oh my god, baged
me up on this one.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You don't hear me. He didn't say anything about me
looking cute today. That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
I know. As soon as I put on a black
shirt this morning, I was like, I wonder if Dave
and I will be twinning since his new wardrobe is
all black.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Not today?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
All right, Oh, it is time for wheel of opinions.
Let's spin that wheel. You're gonna go first. We'll get
a random topic and then I want to hear your
opinion on it again.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Buck bangs and asmr eating This was really a trend
with twenty nineteen, and I kind of didn't get why, Like,
why was it so pleasurable to watch people eat food
and then listen to Oh No.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
This is interesting.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Sometimes the commentary was okay, but it was stupid to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, bailing. Yeah, we need your opinion.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
On leftover leftover? I love leftovers. Why not have a
meal and have it twice? Usually if I go to
a restaurant, I try and have leftovers so that it
will feed me twice because I am poor.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I love leftover.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, Wheel of Opinions. We need your opinion.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
On Amazon shopping.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
I am pretty judgy of someone who's on the show
and gets Amazon packages automatically delivered to their houselike flaw and.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Their name is on the show.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What's wrong with having flows delivered to my house?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
You are killing the environment between the amount of people
who have to come deliver your package for floss and
the packages they come in. So I'm a little judging
of people like that. However, I understand the convenience of Amazon,
so I am guilty, but I would get things every
once in a blue moon. And I'm not a prime
member either.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I am on the fence about that.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
When I agree about the environment, but also when you
look outside and you see all this smoky haze, you
can thank me, Dave Ryan. Thank me Dave Brian for
opinions that you know, yep. My opinion on SpongeBob versus
Mickey Mouse. Well, Mickey Mouse is a classic, but not
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really like a hip, funny cartoon, not edgy. Certainly, it's
more silly. SpongeBob is more silly edgy, and that's why
everybody loves SpongeBob. Now, Mickey Mouse is a classic. You
love Mickey Mouse. You probably have a Mickey Mouse shirt
in your house somewhere. You probably don't have a SpongeBob
shirt in your house.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Anyway. I did.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Opinion on La Boo Boos. I don't necessarily get these.
Are these like they're like the new fur babies?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Right, yes, people, they're the new I would put it
in the category of almost Stanley's because everyone wants I'm
not just it's not just for kids.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's like adults boo boos, never heard of it.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Of it now you'll.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Start seeing it now, because I also had it until
a month ago, and I.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Was like, I don't know what that is. And now
I see them and you'll hate it.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
It's like this weird looking you know the Where the
Wild Things are the book. It kind of looks like
the creatures from there.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Animal.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Yeah, but they're like they're trendy, like Stanley's were, or
like NFTs or like Beanie babies.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
They're like trendy, like that.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Last opinion you get the last wild it's on Lacroix.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think Lacroix is disgusting. The flavor isn't really a flavor.
It's as if the flavor name was shouted at you
from another room as you drank it, because it does
not taste like anything.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's just bubbly and gross. I hate Lacroix. Period.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wow. Period.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
It's my opinion.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Dave Well, I really no doubt about how you feel.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, no doubt about it all right, coming up on
you can't make this stuff up. I found a really
interesting article Facts that you always believe that are actually false,
And this is really interesting For example, you believe your
whole life that you should never eat and then swim.
That is not true. You've believed your entire life that
if you the left and right brain are completely separate.
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You've also believe we only use ten percent of our brain.
All of this is false. I'm gonna go over a
bunch of things that we all thought were true but
are false, and we'll do it next on kdie doubleub
Things that you thought were true but are not. Remember
when you were a kid, your mom or your swimming teacher,
whatever would say, now, you can't go swimming for a
half an hour after you eat, or you'll die. Now.
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I remember that very clearly back in boy scout swimming,
and it was like it's we abided by it, but
it's not true.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You might get a little cramped. What do you get
out of the pool.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You can get out of the pool.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Get out of the pool, they'll big deal. Is the
cramp part even real? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I think that can be okay.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Another one, salt water boils quicker. Not true, Not true
at all. Put oil in your pasta be said to
keep it from sticking together. Not true. Left and right
brain are completely separate? Not true. Dropping a penny off
a building could land on somebody and kill them.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh h n in school.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it would sting for sure, But it is not
true because the terminal velocity of a penny, because of
its wind resistance with two flat sides, is only going
to be about thirty miles an hour, which I could
chuck one at your head faster than that.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Right now, speaking of that, have you guys seen the
thing of the guy who fell onto a sandwich and
flattened it entirely? Oh, it's all over like TikTok has
got like millions of views, and people are like, there's
no way that this man could have fallen just from
his height to the ground onto a sandwich and flattened
it because it looks like it was flattened by like
hydraulic press.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Okay, so same as the penny. So it's nice to
you know, question things.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Another thing that we haven't question. There were three wise men?
Know there weren't. Nowhere in the Bible does it specify
that there were three Wow?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, what else brought three things?
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sense and merr yeah? And legos they brought the baby? Well,
kids love legos. Yeah, dogs sweat by salivating No, they
do it through panting.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I found that out last night. Funny enough.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, because we took ab out on a walk
and she's stunk and I was like, why does she stink?
And Lissa said because they sweat. I was like, really,
it was so odd. We just had this conversation last night.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, they don't sweat, they cooled themselves.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, yes, breath was as.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We've heard this one. The Great Wall of China is
visible from space. It is not true. As a matter
of fact, no single human structure is visible from orbit.
But you can see cities lit up at night. M Okay.
Flushing changes direction depending on which hemisphere you're in.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
No, I've ever watched a toilet flush and been like, oh,
that coulds go on right or left?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah? Yep.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I don't ever look at it like.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, we only have five senses. No, that's not true.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Some scientists say twenty one, while others said there's even more,
including balance, pain, and temperature.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We have a pain, that is another sense, but then
temperature is a sense too.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Vaccines cause autisms, groundless fears dim from fraudulent research, but
then shown to be manipulated. Another one never touched baby
birds because the mama will abandon them.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I guess it is. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You probably shouldn't either leave the baby leave the baby
bird alone.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I don't want to I want to touch it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I know alcohol kills brain cells, it does not, it
can damn them.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Though.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
I believe that m Jenny and I have one, and
I'm sure you listen they have one. That We've always
been told that when you leave the light on in
your car, like while you're driving, that the police are
gonna pull you over.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Our moms always to tell us that, yeah, it's illegal
to do yeah, the little light in between the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Not true. We only use ten percent of our brains.
Also not true. Every region is used almost every day.
You should never wake up sleepwalkers. They'll be really confused,
but it's okay. They're more likely to hurt themselves if
they're not woken up. My neighbor was a sleepwalker. She
fell down the stairs and broke her legs.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Sleepwalk There's a stand up comedian Mike Berbiglia who sleepwalks,
and he has this whole like comedy special of him
walking out of a window when he was walking seriously,
and I'm like, just like a second floor in a hotel,
that's terrified.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
God, no kidding, I have to strap them in though.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Like, yeah, I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid,
and my mom would like I would kind of wake
up halfway through it. In my I would be like, Okay,
let's go back to bed.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I had no idea what's happening.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Other things.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
These are things that you thought were true, but they
are not true. A goldfish has a three second memory.
While they are not the smartest creatures, they have a
memory span of about three months.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Three months if you wronged them.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I remember you.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It takes seven years to digest one piece of gum
that's actually undigestible, and it's like swallowing a bolt. It's
just going to come out of your bum hoole with
a gum. It looked like gum, so I mean it's harmless.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
So why does corn when you eat corn and out full?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
How does that happen?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I don't have an answer for that one. This is
one of the great mysteries, Like what is the meaning
of life?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Why do corn come out? Hole?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Vikings wore horn helmets? No, they did, They certainly did
not The helmets were created by for a costume for
a nineteen century Wagner opera. Alcohol keeps you warm, So Jenny,
when you're snowboarding and Breckenridge, you take along a little
flask to stay warm. Actually it'll drop your core body temperature.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
I don't get that though. You get hot when you're
drinking because.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I think because it sends your blood to the top
of your skin and you feel warmer. But then you
actually cool enough because all the blood is cooled off
because it's closer to the surface of your skin. And
sugar causes hyperactivity. Studies have disproved this poor or rowdy
behavior still occurs in kids with sugar free diets.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Wow behavior, That is it?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
On KATWB. We're gonna do the sing along song coming
up in a second. What song would you like us
to play for the single long song at You got
an idea? Love to get your morning started with a
little energetic, happy sing along song. Send me a tax
and let me know we're up for suggestions. KTWB one
is our short code and we'll play it when we
come right back. Kat WP, go with your sing a
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long song of the day. This came from Plymouth Minnesota,
and yes, he suggested yellow Card Ocean Avenue. This is
a rarity, as we call it in the business. You
don't hear it that often. Let's do it. Sing a
long song of the day on kd WB. I'm sorry,
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we have an estrogen alert. Estrogen alert here in the
Space Needle Studio. Estrogen alert. The alarms are going off.
Jenny just got a gander a be Ben Lieber walking
through the hallways.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
The man, he's so beautiful and he knows it because
we did a contest one time about like local people
who are hot.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
We did like a bracket thing and he won.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, and then I had to go on Twin Cities
Live and talk about him being hot for it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That was a little awkward.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now, if you don't know who he is, he's a
former Viking. He works with the Vikings. He's always on
K fans. So he's down the hall at the K
Fan studio and Jenny passed into the hall. She's like,
it just makes my morning whenever I get to look
at Ben Lieber.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
First have always said all the hot people are wearing
black today, because Bailey and I are wearing black, and
he was also wearing a black t shirt.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah unfortunately not.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yet.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, you're looking. I had some salmon shorts on. You know,
he was showing off those muscular legs.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I can't imagine what it would be like to be
such a gorgeous human that, like, when you walk by them,
unsolicited internal thoughts start to happen in women's heads. Is
I can't imagine. I can't imagine what that's like when
I speak to him, I can't imagine. Can you imagine
being so gorgeous of a human, of a man Vaught
that when women walk by you they start to think
unsolicited sexual thoughts and stuff like red exactly. I can't
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even imagine what I get, Like, oh God, it's Dave.
Then they pretend that they have to.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Go the other way, start pretending like they're talking on their.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Camera. Is it an emergency? Ohau?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And I'll stop to say hi, Hi, Alissa, and she'll
be like, oh yeah, I'm on the phone, god by sorry.
And then you go to hr Dave said hi to
me in the hallway, and like we'll talk to him
right away. That should not be happening all right. Time
to do the dirt on KDWB. There's a lot of
stuff let's get started.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Keeping our finger on the pulse of Tenseiltown Dave's Dirt
on kd WB.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
There's no really one big story, just a lot of
dumb little stories. But I'll started this one. I finished
building the band last night, and I'm not going to
give me spoilers. I will only say I did not
agree with their choice of the winning band last night,
So if you've seen it, let me know whether you agreed.
I really think that one of the other bands should
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have been the winner. But I also think what I
noticed about that is usually on American Idol, they give
them like a recording contract or something. I haven't watched
it in years. Yeah, this one, they wont a half
a million dollar prize and then they're on their own
and they don't owe them anything. They don't have the
promotions or anything like that. So it's like, Okay, you're
a band, you won, here's your prize money, see you later,
be free.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I finished watching Love Island, which I know I'm really
far behind, but the season was very popular and I
finally finished it last night. The winning couple gets one
hundred thousand dollars. However, I didn't understand the twist. So
the winning couple, they have two envelopes.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
You pick one.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
One has zero dollars in it, one has one hundred thousand.
You find out if they really were the couple that
should have won, because is that person gonna split that
hundred thousand or are they going to take it all
for themselves? And this is a spoiler, and I don't
care because like literally that was like a month ago.
The guy did share the money. He got the envelope
of one hundred thousand, he shared it so that he
got fifty. And I'm just like patiently waiting for the
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reunion on the twenty fifth, which is still like a
month away.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I got.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
A thousand billion people showed up to Ozzy Osbourne's funeral
in his hometown in England yesterday in Birmingham. Thousands of
people all showed up and his family followed. His hearse
made its way to the memorial at the black Sabbath bench.
Who knew that there was a bench, but there were
lots of purple flower arrangements that spelled out Ozzy on
his casket. Apparently it was a big ordeal down at
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the Birmingham, England.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Okay, this is a more food news than it is dirt.
Oreo and re these have an that's the collab.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
So they're making and this is cavity Alert Reces Oreo
cups and Oreo Reese's cookies, which sounds like a bunch
of diabetes and cavities.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
But I'm all here for it. They look so delicious.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I'm going to make a small correction. It's not Rece's.
It's never has been recent always.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Let's think at you.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
And Fallon have confused me on lots of words, because
now I think I say reseas every once in a
while because you guys say it all the time.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
And also raccoon, I don't say that. It's raccoon. Yeah,
that's what I say, but now I say raccoon half
the time.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
My other one is uh, water I say instead of water.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
A feral child summer is trending after Kylie Kelsey talked
about it.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It's called feral child summer. I love the idea of
feral child summer.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
I currently will unleash my children into the backyard if
one of them ends up digging out a rock, half
at it, if another one ends up climbing up the
placet having a whole pretend play, situation or scenario made
up great.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I love watching them play.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I thought that's how kids played a name for it. Now,
while they're on their tablets, I guess.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
They're tablets, they're sitting inside.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Listerine ensured Cynthia Arrivo's mouth for two million dollars. Cynthia
Arrivo is the person who played Alpha but in Wicked.
They say it's her most valuable asset, so they partnered
with her for their wash your Mouth campaign, which I
think is hilarious because she does have a beautiful voice.
Her mouth is her most valuable asset and apparently now
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worth two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Good for publicity.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Stunt written all over it, because when is the last
time you even said the words Listerine?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Right today today it was.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. They're still at it. They
had a second date last night in Montreal. The former
Canadian Prime minister went to her show. She gave him
a VIP front row seat. Monday night, they had a
lavish dinner of lobstering cocktails. Earlier in the day, Justin
joined Katie walking her pet poodle named Butters. The word
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out of Montreal is at a lot of this is
stage for the paparazzi. Katie and Justin could have had
dinner in private, but they chose to make it public.
When reservations were made it v le voilone, it was
made clear to the staff to expect paparazzi outside. So,
in other words, they alerted the paparazzi, Hey, we're gonna
be having a very public romantic dinner.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Publicity stunt.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Right.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
The Chrislies, if you know them, they had a reality
TV show. That's what the only reason I know them.
They were on E or something, and honestly the reality
TV show was pretty funny. But they were convicted of
like tax evasion and bank fraud and were in prison
for a while, except for I think they got part
in recently by Trump. So they're getting out. But Julie
Christly is talking about what prison did to her.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Do you have a clip of this? Yeah, it's oh,
I got it, Okay, Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
I have a long condition from prison, right, not from
doing those things, but because I was well.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
The black mole that you were around asbestos. You know
I and you will probably notice me at certain times
trying to get like a breath.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Okay, so I guess she's got a lung condition because
she was in a moldy prison.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
A black hole prison. I also heard that her hair
turned out pretty poorly. Is Oh no, we'll go to
the salon you he're a big Taylor Swift fan. There's
a website that launched this month that identifies the clothing
and accessories worn by Taylor Swift, and a lot of
cases you can buy them at retail. The site What
Taylor Wears provides links to shop the look or offers
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affordable alternatives if you want to look like Taylor Swift
when you dress exact.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Okay, hmm, all right.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
There's a new study out of I think it's Indiana
University about Dolly Park. They call them the Dolly Parton effects.
So pretty much is the way she sangs, the t
sings the twangy voice. Is that like a thing that
makes them more successful? And we're gonna play nine to
five so you can hear, particularly.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
With the dollar, the JJ or myself a cup of
ambition and your and stretch and try to come to line.
So yes, we all know the song.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
But the study is is the twanky voice is easy
to understand in like noisy places than neutral ones. I don't,
yes and no, because we always talk about how Sabrita
Carpenter or Tate mcgrae they sing regular but we can't
understand what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, it's kind of the Ariana Grande effect. It's like
I love Espresso the song one of my favorite songs,
but I don't know what she's saying.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I know espress exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Now, there is a shocking claim and maybe you heard
about this one by a gossip guru. Now remember he's
a gossip guru. He wrote that Donald Trump has just
as seriously considering pardoning Diddy, but also that the pardon
is a done deal. Apparently the president's thinking behind the
controversial moves it could gain him and the party black vote,
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which would create NonStop headlines, which would distract from the
Jeffrey Epstein files Epstein Epstein Epstein files. So I guess
they say Diddy will be eternally grateful and he'll owe
Trump forever. However, there's more to the story, and they
say that Diddy is the only person to be convicted
on prostitution charges who did not blah blah blah, boring boring, boring.
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I don't think that is going to happen. Remember this
is from a gossip guru, So I don't think it's
going to happen.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
So it's their job to start the pot exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's the Dirt brought to you by six one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law Bailey with a Daily
Bailey coming up in a second. What are we going
to talk about today?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well, speaking of feral summer, we're going to put ourselves
back as kids in our own feral summers on the
Daily Bailey.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh, we just talked about Yes we did.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Yes, we're going to talk about.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It Martin, Okay, we'll do it next. On Katie w b.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Day on the Dirt, we were talking about Kylie Kelsey
saying that her kids are going to have a feral summer,
which is where your kids are playing with like unstructured
time outside, getting dirty, all of that. So I know
all of us, well at least me, Dave and Jenny
I did too, okay, and our own feral summers way
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back when. So I just want to talk about what
you used to do during the summertime. How did you
used to play on the Daily in the summertime. Think
about it, look back, Am I going to get to
know you?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
My most vivid memory was I had a bicycle and
there was a gully about a quarter mile from my house,
like a gully that a stream used to run through,
and it had dried up. We turned it into our
own little BMX track and we were all over doing
like you know, I don't know, like basically riding down
the hill, riding around the rim of it like you're
in a swimming pool, and then riding up the other
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hill and trying to do jumps and kids would always
fall off and break their collar bone or something like that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It was just dope. It was so cool.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And Mom and Dad never even knew that we were
down there at the gullie as far as I knew,
But we had such a great time. And then I
don't know, I mean, I think that gully is gone,
had been built. There's they built the Starbucks over here.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
So no, did you ever get hurt on it?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Not that, not that time.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But I did get hurt on my bike when I
put a parachute on the back of my bike and
it got tangled up in the rear wheels.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
You're so feral day. I am your yes, bike, Jenny.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Did you have a feral summer at all? All the time?
I mean, we spent all of our summers outside.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
There's a creek behind my mom's house, and we would
go quote unquote tube down it. But it was only
about like six inches of water, so we basically were
just hitting rocks and we could float every once in
a while when we hit like a solid couple feet
of water, so that was fun. We'd also go hunting
for I can't think of what they were. They're not crawfish,
but they're little like lobster looking things, a little baby.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, I don't know those Okay, what'd.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
You do with them?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
We just try to find them, but they were so
quick we could almost never catch them.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
We find them on the rocks and we'd see them
and then we probably never got them. I also would
we had. I've said this story before, but there was
a log that was behind our deck that we used,
a big like tree trunk that was our toilet because
we never wanted to go if we knew if we
had to go inside to go to the bathroom and
it was close to like getting dark out, my parents
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would be like it's time to come in. We had
an official yes toilet made out of a tree stump
that we would use to go to the bathroom so
that we wouldn't have to go well.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
That's that's my favorite Jenny story is the poop stump story.
We also used to catch frogs and put them into
a bucket. Not crawfish or whatever you were catching, but
little bitty frogs. And we used to play like imagination
stuff outside. So we'd have a wagon and we would
carry around our wagon and collect like flowers to turn
into like perfume that we would sell because we had
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to survive the dinosaurs. I don't know, it didn't make sense,
but we were outside exactly did what did you do
back in the day?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Man At one of my grandma's houses, like down the block,
there was just this open patch of I don't earn
the grass. I don't know if there was a house
there or what, but me and all the neighborhood kids
would get together play kickball for hours on end, and
then they were like we would do a manhunt, which
is like hide and seek, I think in the daytime,
I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So we do that around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It was so fun.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
And then days that I didn't do that, we go
to six Flags because there was one maybe twenty minutes
from our house, or Hurricane Harbor, which is the wood
park to six Flags so much fun.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Sounds like a Disney Channel original. I miss summer as
a kid.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I've said this before, like it's not the same as
an adult, because everything is every day is kind of
the same, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, have you seen the meme that's like been around
for a while. It's something like you didn't realize that
you would do this for the last time, And it
was a picture of kids like on their bicycle in
the front yard to make it whatever, And it's like,
you did this one time for the last time, and
you never even realized it. You got on your childhood
bicycle and rode around with your friends for the last
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time once and you never even realized it. You spent
the night at your best friend's house. Yeah, and you
were in middle school for the last time, and you
never realized it was the last time because.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Then cra back to school or you going to college
and then.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, you just don't yeah anymore. Good?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
What did you do during your faral summer. But I
mean think about it. You don't have to text in
or anything, but what did you do during your faral summer?
Maybe ask your partner and think about what are your
kids doing during their faral summer. I think Carson would
say win to Valley Fairy, have the Valley Fair season pass. Yeah,
we drop hoping him and his friend Mitchell or Matt
at Valley Fair probably once a week or more. Wow,
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and they spend at Vala. All right, we'll be back
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