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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do go out and watch storm sometimes, or if I'm
like in my basement and I hear its storming, I'll
go something.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I also think it's a Midwest thing for sure. Yeah,
definitely a tornado warning.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, let's go back to my sunroom because I
love to just like sit in there and watch it storm,
chilling out.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
See where it is.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So I saw this article the other day about a
woman who has a Costco membership and she's almost like
she's never returned anything there, and Costco has a very
loose return policy, and so she bought this new rug
and her kid had spilt blue goo on it or
something like that, like a slime or something something from slime,
and her friend's like, you should just go return it.
She's like, what do you mean? No, Like, I can't
(00:39):
just go return it. It's like my fault that there
are my kid's fault. Yet that happened, but she tried
and she did return it and they took it back
and they're like cool whatever. And so I'm like, Bailey
as a Costco membership, I do. I know Vank goes
along with Bailey sometimes Dave does Sam's Club and stuff
like that, but I'm like do you ever return something
that you feel bad about? Because I did return something
(00:59):
to cost Ones that I felt a little bad about.
What'd you return a microwave because mine I lit on
a fire.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's the story for another time.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And so I had to get a new one, but
the new one was taking forever to come in. So
I temporarily bought one from Costco that just like goes
like a counter the.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Tamp one, uh huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
And I used it for like a month and then
I was like, well, clean it up, put it back
in the box, and returned it, and I felt kind
of guilty about it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm glad you did feel a little bit guilty about it,
because you are a very ethical person and you hate
it when companies are unethical. And you were a little
bit unethical on the other end of the company to.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
An extent though, because Costco literally just took back a
rug that had a big blue stain on it from
someone and they could.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Clearly see it.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
I don't justify it, Jenny, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Is it used or anything like that, or is it
anything wrong with it? They don't ask you that, They
just say, okay, here you go. People will return so
many different things Baily. Have you ever returned something else?
I mean I've not returned earn something.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
But when I worked in retail, people would try to
return things to us all the time that were so
clearly used. Like they'd be like, these shoes don't fit
my kid, it's because your kid grew out of them
after I Yeah, so we had a lot of those.
But but I've never like returned I don't, I don't
know anything really, maybe like a pair of pants that
(02:21):
didn't fit, but not to Costco old swimsuit.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Well, like I mean the thing with like, oh, these
shoes don't fit anymore and there's scuffs on them, the
tread is all worn out, and it's just like are
you kidding?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Or it's like, oh, this has a Disney character on it,
so I'm going to return it to the Disney store.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And like, you bought this at Target is a Target
brand thing.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
But you don't take it back. No, it must be
tough working in customer service because the people are can
be such ridiculous people about this with the Disney shoes
that they didn't get there. Did they argue and fight
and oh yeah, they fight and they're always right.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
It's like, let me see your manager.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, And I'm like, but I can't, like literally, your
code will not ring up. So I wonder if at
Costco they're just like, you know what, I'm.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Just gonna take it.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I think it's part of their model. It's like one
of the reasons that people find it so attractive. It's like, oh,
if we don't like it at Costco, we just take
it back. They're still raking in billions of dollars a year.
So that model apparently works. Same thing on Amazon. If
you don't like your Amazon purchase, you box it back up,
you take it back down to Coohle's or the ups
store and they take it back for you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
And they almost never ask anything. But like they don't. Yeah,
they don't don't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, because Amazon is like, we're we own half of
the economy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, we're doing just fine.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Texident said, people return Christmas trees at Costco. Live Christmas trees.
After that, we'll take back ten year old mattresses.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
See, Jenny, I'm on the same page as you.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I did something that I kind of feel guilty about,
kind of don't. I definitely bought a I think it
was like a suit jacket or something, and I wore
it to an event and then maybe two days later
returned it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm not going to wear this.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Are you bought it for my birthday and that a
year ago?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, no, it wasn't your birthday.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Oh, you're right.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
So then it was two events, then two different events that.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
We all do, skeed things sometimes. Yeah, technically the Costco thing,
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's their return policy.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I mean technically, but you did because you intentionally bought
that microwave as a temporary microwave.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So you can justify it. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You can justify it, but you know that you did
something wrong because you're like, I'm buying this temporary, I'm
going to take it back. Yeah, like rent a microwave.
They doesn't say rent a microwave outside of the Costco.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, they rent anything outside of the Costco because apparently
they take anything back.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You know what, I wonder if at some point, because
didn't it used to be I think Nordstrom or somewhere
used to take everything back, no questions asked. But then
they had to change it because people come in with
an old swimsuit or a pair of stained underpants and
they'd be like, yeah, these don't work right. So I
think Nordstrom finally said, Okay, people like Jenny are screen
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Vaunt are screwing it up for everybody else.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't think it's people like vont And I think
it's people who do it consistently all the time.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I think it's like, so if you only carjack one car,
then it's okay, Well, yeah, you're not a carjacker.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You just you have carjack.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I just had a little instant where I went a
little rogue. You know, Ari eyes like that too, though
you could literally use camping gear all all summer and
then go true.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I took back a prepare of muddy boots because they
were the wrong size. Interesting, no different, different, I didn't
rent them. Don't even compare those two. We had to
take a break.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We'll be right boots. That means you wore them. I did,
and they didn't fit and returned home.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, because they were the wrong size, not because I
took them camping with the intent of taking the back backward.
I wish you would shut it because we got to
take a break. We'll be right back with day's dirt
the engagement is on what Yes it is and I'll
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They're saying the signs are there for a soon to
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of the month. Magazine saw the couple. They said, this
summer is a turning point for their relationship. The new
status update about Travis is that they have talked about
(06:55):
the future a lot of source now. It always cracks
me up when they say a source because they never
have to say their friend Brenda, because there is no source.
They say that Travis intentionally photo dumped his off season
Adventers last week. It was a way of showing how
serious things have become. They're very aligned on where things
are going. He makes her feel safe and supported. She
(07:17):
brings so much joy into his life. They're really happy.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
And I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I mean, I think the only thing that is going
to make them hesitate is that she's been in and
out of so many relationships, and she's probably going, I
don't want to rush into a marriage. You knows she
rushed it though, well, I mean no, but she's never
really had a long long term relationship. I mean a
couple of years with this guy, a couple of years
with that guy. But she's probably like, why do we
(07:45):
have to get married to be happy? To be a couple?
She did enjoy the ride.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I think that you get to a point in your life, though,
where you know exactly what you want in your life,
like in a relationship, So why do you have to
date that person for four years until you get engaged?
Like she's been through a lot of crappy relationships or
whatever you want to be and so now she knows
exactly what she wants and how she wants to be treated,
and so maybe that's who Travis is, So why not
just get married?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
At this point? Decide You're like, well, now that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Because you were always kind of like me, a marriage
kind of a person. Jenny.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I mean, I don't really care that much about it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I've never put a lot of weight on marriage. It
doesn't matter to me. But I'm just saying that other people,
I think they do care about marriage.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
They can get to a point out of.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
A date institution.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
That's not what I was saying, and you are. I'm
saying it's an out of date institution. Cool that there's
a lot of pressure off me. Yeah, you don't have
to do it. You know what it is dated. It's like, hello,
it's not nineteen eighty seven anymore. It's an out of
date institution. Get to kick my feet up and relax.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I'm kidding, Okay, And Dayla stuff did date Joe Alwin
for six years, so that wasn't a short relationship, right.
I saw an interview yesterday of Lindsay Lohan. I think
she was doing some press to her stuff and that
stuff is like cool whatever for free here Friday. But
the thing that made me like the most interested was
the fact that she talked about living in Dubai, which
I didn't know. But the I don't remember who was
(09:05):
interviewing her, but they said that she said that she
loves living there because she has all kinds of privacy,
and they're like, well, what do you mean. Did you
know what the legal for paparazzi in Dubai really yes,
So she said that she can be a pretty somewhat
normal person living there and that's why she moved there,
because she can go to dinner and not worry about
getting hounded by paparazzi.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I wonder how she makes a living in Dubai. I mean,
I mean she still.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You know, lives there is probably a like it's where
she has a home base. It's not where she always
is because she's still done. She's done some like Netflix
movies and now she's obviously doing a little bit of
a comeback with the Freak Through Friday stuff, so she's
still out there doing the acting thing.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But yeah, that's where her homebase is.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And I thought that was so interesting and I googled
it to see if she was telling the truth, and
it's true.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's a lee Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Good. Nice.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
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Speaker 8 (10:03):
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what Yeah, I'm the new Clusi.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You're the new Inspector Cluseau. I'm a new Cluseo. Are
you French in this? Maybe? Well it has to be French.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
I will tell you he's black.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's black. He's black.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
You could tell Eddie Murphy is getting older, like just
how he talks. It's kind of slowing down, kind of.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
He doesn't have that manic energy that he had back
when he was on Saturday Night Live and in forty
eight hours in Beverly Hills Cop that's for sure.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna go see The Pickup, which is a
movie he's in with Pete Davidson and Kecky Palmer next week,
so I'm looking forward to that. I can't believe I'm
about to say this, but Beyonce is the highest grossing
country tour of all time, or has the highest grossing
country tower of all time.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Cowboy Carter just wrapped up.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
She made four hundred and seven million dollars over thirty
two shows, which is like one point six million tickets sold.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Did that math in my head? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
And she's the first woman and American artists who ever
have two tours that crossed that four hundred million dollar mark,
and the first one was Renaissance. So wow, weird that
it's country but shout out to Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Okay, I had to look this up. So you said
four hundred and six million.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Seven million, seven off the top of my head.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Guess how much it was supposed to eras tour.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Was one point two billion?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're close, but even more point two billion.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
But that's not a country tour. So that was the
highest grossing tour probably of all time. But hers was
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we'll be back with the month with the with the
sing along, the morning sing along. What song do you
want to scream sing along with this morning? I need
your suggestions?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Text me. Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Sometimes the funniest part of the show doesn't even happen
on the radio.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I'll tell you talked about people could see me just
in another room, just staring at you guys laughing it up, and.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I'm wondering what we're laughing about. Oh, Bailey and I
it's Dave making. I am super funny on and off
the air. I am a delight to hang out with.
All right, let's get right to it. It is the
the sing along song of the day. A bunch of
great suggestions and this one kind of came out of nowhere.
Let's do Candy from Mandy Moore. Fun to sing along
(12:49):
with turn your radio up, turn your iHeart up, turn
your air pods up, and sing along with this song
on the sing along Song of the Day on kad WB.
I just got a text message that said, hey, great,
sing a long song this morning to get me pumped
because I have to fire somebody this morning. Yes, happy
(13:09):
birthday to Frank. And I don't know anything about Frank
except that he's got a birthday today. Happy Birthday one
three kd W b U. All right, got some stupid
news here. A woman is attacked by a raccoon on
(13:32):
her back deck. A Massachusetts woman is talking about being
attacked by a raccoon just stepping outside on the back deck.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
They become monsters. It flew at me from several different directions.
All I could do was scream, help me, help me.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
This is nightmare.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
I kept saying it to myself because I couldn't find
any other words.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I've just encountered a monster.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
I would imagine they are strong, burly, sharp clawed, little
sharp teeth, little monks.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Hean they're cute. From a distance. They're kind of like
a bear. Bailey, you were the kind of tourist that
would go to Yellowstone and be like, oh look, Jenny,
I'm gonna go put my arm around the bay. Oh
a bison.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Oh look, he's so cute.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Jenny goes stand by the bice.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Well, okay, I have poked a raccoon once with a stick.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
How that happened?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
They got into the cabin that we were staying in
for when we were camping. We were using one of
those camper cabins and one of them was sitting in
the food box and we opened the door and there
was one and he's like and he put his little
hands up, which is hilarious, Like I wasn't doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
And then I was like get out, get out.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And then I had a stick and I poked him
with the stick and he was like hey, hey, well
he was stuck.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
He was like literally had his hands on a Hershey's
bar because at.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
First moors, so it's like a literal cartoon. And I
literally poked him with a stick and I was like
get out and he was like, oh gosh, fine.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
So they got out and like lumbered away.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, he was like fine, lumbered away.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I found a picture of video the woman she she
lost the fight with the raccoon.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh no, shell scratched up. She scratched up on her face,
on her arms, on her legs. She's also like old
and frail.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
She kind of roused me of the old woman in
the new Final Destination movie.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Really, that's kind of what she's giving.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
We spend a lot of time online, but how much
time would you guess you spend scrolling each day and
eye opening? New survey says that we Americans spend more
than ten hours a day online. About five hours were
spent streaming shows, so that counts. So if you're streaming shows,
that counts as being online. Another five hours spent working,
scrolling and shoping.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Andy, It's weird that it counts to stream shows, because
what if I was just watching cable?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Does that not count?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Weird you're looking at a screen, so maybe it's just
scream time if you are Star Wars NERD. A storm
trooper helmet from the original Star Wars was auctioned off
for two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars. Is one
of only six known to exist in private collections.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh was Mark Hamill's head in it?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No, because he was never a stormtrooper.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh yes, he was he's too short to be a stormtrooper?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Is that what they said? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh, look at you seem a little short to be
a stormtrooper. And then he takes off his hat and
he's like, I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Wow, You're amazing.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Haven't you seen them?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I mean I have. Isn't Princess Leiah the one that
says you're too short to be a stormtrooper?
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And then he takes a stormtrooper hellet off.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Okay, good now, you know, thanks for coming to Star
Wars Corner.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Coming up on, Katie, WB, I want to see if
you remember your first kiss with your partner. Do you
remember and would their memory agree with your first kiss
with your partner? Think about it for a second. If
your partner's around saying, hey, do you remember our first kiss?
Do you remember? Want your first kiss with Alyssa?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
We were in our parking garage of school and I
leaned in and she was like, no, not yet.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I was like, well damn.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Oh the hour later yep, an hour later, Yeah, she
was ready.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Then I guess it's she wasn't the moment, she wasn't
feeling I guess where we were.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
She needed a tic tac right, Yes, I got one
of the little breath strips on.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Her tongue, do you remember.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
We'll do that, and then coming up next on Katie'
w to be one of the hardest, hottest artists out
there is Benson Boom.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
We'll get to him in just a second.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Meantime, somebody wants to give a birthday shout out an
important birthday shot.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
For birthday shout out, Well, let's do it right now.
Hi Jennifer, Hi, guys, I want.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
To say happy twenty first birthday to my daughter.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Stella. Was listening to you guys all the time.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
What's her name, Stella or Bella Della, Della Della? So
twenty first, twenty one, what are you doing for the
big you taking her down to nick universe or what
are you doing for the birthday today? She's going to
allow us to hang out with her for ninety minutes.
She's got to stop watching her phone one goes off, yes,
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and then and then she's going to all their runs
so and then we would call it later on for
uber money, Yeah for sure, Yeah, you know what money
at that age, Trust me, I've had four twenty one
year olds, and you're lucky to get ninety minutes old
because they're like, huh God, We'll go to Devannie's mom
and dad, and then afterward, I'm gonna go party. Happy birthday, Della.
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Thank you. Jennifer Benson Boone on katiewb