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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Monday, kd W B. Look Look how far
north the sun is coming up now. I mean the
sun of the winter time comes up like down by
Albert Lee, and now the sun is coming up by
a little Canada.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Look at that. It's not crazy, it's nice, yeah, But.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Like every time I get into my car, I feel
like I'm late because it's so bright outside, Like, oh,
it's not dark anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Evant rode the motorcycle into work today for the first
time this year because it was just like barely warm
enough to ride the motorcycle in.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
So at your hair looks like somebody puts you in
their their shoulders and give you a knuckle sand And
I forgot to because you have the helmet.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I just like cannot sleep in at all on the
weekends anymore, though, because now whenever the sun's like poking
a sigh up, that's when I'm up. You're like, what
does it matter? Like always, no matter what time it is,
that birds I can I can like block out the birds.
It's the light that just gets me. So I'm up
early on the weekends.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Now how early is early?
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Like five or five thirty?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
God?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Really, I get up at like eight thirty on the weekends.
I cannot do, and it's like I wish I could do.
It's like such a luxury. I've been getting up early
since I was twenty one years old, at four four thirty,
since I was twenty one, So whenever I can sleep late,
I will be sleeping late. So good morning, Hope you
(01:20):
had a good weekend. We were out adventuring this weekend,
and I mean all of us. We did something different.
So what we do on Monday morning to kind of
let one picture tell a story and you can't see
the picture that we just tell the story ourselves. So
my big adventure was we got a new RV. We've
always wanted one, and we took it out for the
first time this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So I would say my.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Favorite picture was probably sitting around the campfire playing the
ukulele and making hobo dinners. That is where you take
carrots and broccoli and potatoes and ground beef and you
roasted over a campfire in a tinfoil packet. Learn it
in boy Scout spot I Love You. It actually was
really really good, and you can see it on my
weekend in five photos or one. Dave Ryanshow dot com
(02:01):
or on Instagram Dave Ryan Show both nights.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We went both nights.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, I wasn't sure if you were only just like
trying one night out right away, like you know, not
dipping your toes in.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Night number one went okay. The furnace in RVs apparently
are really picky. So the furnace was great. It took
a while to figure out how to light it. Then
we lit it and then it went out and we
froze our a's off in the middle of the night
on night one. We figured by night two it'd be great.
No same thing happened on night two, so we don't
know how to work. We know how to work the furnace.
(02:32):
The furnace does not work right. So Jenny, give me
your highlight, your best picture.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, I would say there's a picture of me in
a wheelchair. Yes, that's correct, me and a bunch of
other people because I played in this charity basketball game
over the weekend that is for a foundation called Winning
Pathways and they help raise awareness for just inclusivity with
sports and stuff for people who have disabilities and whatever.
So it was really fun. And let me tell you,
(02:57):
these athletes are so good.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I thought I was just going to be like playing basketball,
kind of rolling around carrying a ball.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
But like they dribble, they.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Pass, they shoot, and you have to obviously be in
a wheelchair, so it's even higher of a shot.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Oh yeah, standing and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Did you make a single goal?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
No, I made one shot.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I only had one opportunity for a shot because I'm
telling you, the teams we played were so good we
couldn't even get to the hoop and I.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Air balled the crap out of it. But I had
to assist, so I was pretty proud of that.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, yeah, Bailey, give me your picture.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, everyone's gonna think it's the picture for my date,
but actually I went to h Saint Cloud for lunch
with my friends Nick and Sarah, and my friend Nick
took a picture of me and Sarah and I look great, So.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So yeah, you like pictures where you looked great, so
be your date was not your favorite picture? Well, you're
an adorable couple. That is a couple of the year.
Beings a couple of the year. Wow, Bailey, and what's
his name?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
His name's Bradley.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Bradley and yeah, so, because I'll talk about my date
later if you want to hear about it.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
But I looked really great in this picture of me
and my fast.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Now I'm trying to find which are we looking on?
Just keep scrolling to their bottom.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yeah, me and this is a woman.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Got five hundred pictures on here. I can't figure out
which lesson.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, I'm going to talk about it.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I do a lot of fun, cool stuff. Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, we got a limit to five pictures because it
gets to you. It's like, that's that's the rule.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Five pictures, five pictures.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Next week, five pictures, no more, because that is what
makes it a novelty is five pictures, not eighty pictures
in different collages.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
The picture I like the most is where you have
your backside towards the camera and you got your head
turned over because your butt looks one.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I know.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
I didn't realize that until right now. There's a weird
shadow on my butt cheeks.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Well that's from your backpack. But you don't look at that.
You look at the curvature of your cheeks.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Oh that's what I do. Thanks, Tony. Tell myself.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
What's your favorite picture?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
It's me and a list. Well, it's just a list.
So we went to the farmers Market yesterday. I know
that they had their open all year, but they had
like their grand opening thing this weekend. And she's eating
mango sticky rice, which I'd never heard of but apparently
is delicious.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
This root confirm I've never had it.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Well, yeah, unless it was like I wanted. And then
a woman in line behind us was raving about us.
I was like, oh, so it must be good. Then
started talking to her. It was just a good time. Finally,
beautiful weather in the Twin Cities, great live music, got some.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Food, and it's just that time of year.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I have short song.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
I got sunburn yesterday. I literally went for a forty
five minute walk with my friends.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
And last night I was going to shower and I
was like, oh, yeah, I got burned.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Look at me. She's tan.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No never, no, no, what's one in your shirt? What
am I looking at today? This is a very louder
Is it a motorcycle or is it like motocross?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was motocross? Yeah, wow, it's kind of a loud shirt.
Yeah yeah, this is a little bit. Hope you had
a great weekend. Go check out the Weekend in five
photos Dave ryanshow dot com on the web or on
Instagram Dave Ryan Show. Dave's Dirt's coming up in a second.
On Katie w BE there is something if you take ozempic,
(06:02):
there is a side effect that a lot of people
are experiencing, including celebrities in Rebel Wilson, Whoopy Goldberg, and
Sharon Osborne will tell you about this side effect of
ozempic which you can actually see.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And also in the movie ET, there was kind of a.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Naughty, little sexual subplot that they were going to leave in.
They decided last minute to probably take it out because
it's a kid movie, it's family movie, but there was
actually a little bit of say X in the movie ET.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Believe it or not, It's Dave's Dirt on kat WV.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Let's get started with the dirt. First of all, I've
been watching you, and I'm getting really tired of Joe.
Joe is just like I just wish He's is like, Okay, hey,
let's kill some more people. Okay, Hey, somebody's giving us trouble.
Let's kill some more people. The plotline in You is
run a little bit thin on me. Joe, Jenny, what
do you think I agree.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I still haven't watched any episode since last week and
when it came out, so I'm still on a of
four I believe.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Okay, but yeah, it's just.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I mean, spoiler alert if you haven't watched, but it's
just a lot of like all of a sudden, he
just kills everyone and gets away with everything.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
It's like, no murderer is that good?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I mean, well, you could probably argue against there's been
a lot of murderers.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, that's true. Who's your favorite murderer, Jenny?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
I would probably go Dahmer.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Dahmer is your favorite murder only because.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
There's a local tie to walk to it, so I
felt like, you know, like hometown hero kind of vibe. Yeah,
But outside of that, I don't have a favorite.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Ted Bundy because he was so handsome. He's handsome and charming.
Who's your favorite mass murderer?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Bundy?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Right? Zachron played him, so at least you know, I'd
like to get murder of my played Ted Bundy?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yes he did, Okay, Yeah, he was adorable. Job.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He probably the guy who was so in love with
Jodie Foster that he tried to shoot a president.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Mark David Chap meant no that he he shot John Lennon,
Jo David Ellen David David's.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Booth John looks, but it was John Wilkes booth.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
What was his name?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
John.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's a good thing we forget them. That's good that
you had trouble remering on them. O. Zimpic mouth is
a thing. It is people who take a zimpic They
have a zimpic mouth where weight loss in the face
causes lines, wrinkles, sagging skin, and jowls around the mouth. Well,
I think no matter how you lose weight you or
(08:27):
your face will people people be like, Okay, you look
too thin, you look gaunt if you lose too much weight.
I actually have been to that point myself a couple
of times, where it's like, man, you've lost too much weight.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
It also is weird because it's like, obviously most people
probably want to.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Be losing weight if they're losing weight, and so.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Then when your face starts to look like that, and
I think it makes you look older, Like when you
have a rounder face, you definitely look more youthful.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, well that's the problem is you look youthful, but
then you don't want to look fat and you don't
want to be fat, because being fat is unhelped. As
we all know what Gildberg, Sharon Osbourne, and Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
All say that they have it.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Not personally, but I know a couple of people that have,
whether it's ozempic or they just naturally lost the weight
and they went from being like a much larger person
to smaller, and then they hate it because they have
so much like skin left ever and they're just like,
I hate They sometimes say they hate themselves more after
the fact and they're like, oh, this was a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, we've seen the videos of like you know, my
six hundred pound Life or whatever it is where they
lose all this weight or the biggest Loser. They lose
all this weight and they have all this extra skin,
and then they got to get the skin removed too.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
So it's like an extra thing. Extra.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Prince Harry says, the King, King Charles will not speak
to him.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Life is precious. I don't know how much longer my
father has, you know, he he won't speak to me
because of this security. So but it would be nice
to it was nice to be real nice reconcile.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's kind of saying that his own dad won't speak
to him.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Well, I saw something over the weekend where they didn't
get the funding or whatever you want to call it
for them to have the security that they need in
the United States.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
It was like denied. So I think it has something
to do with that.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
So, like he was coming out saying like, Okay, if
something happens to me, what happens to Megan and my kid,
then because you're not willing to like keep us secure
while they live in California.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Still or yeah, I think that's it's the opposite.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
So like when the reason.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
They can't go back to the UK is because they
don't have the security because they're way bigger in the
UK obviously, Okay, I thought it was.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh, yes, okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So that's why he's like, oh, I want my kids
to go to the UK and they can't without security.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Can you imagine what their wife would be like without security?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Like wow, I saw this story about Jay Leno and
you guys just know I love Late Night. So a
couple of years ago, jay Lena had like a couple incidents.
Once he fell off from his motorcycle and like ran
and ran down a hill and hit his head on
a rock. And then a couple of years before that,
he had like lit himself on fire in the garage. Geez,
I don't know why, but he's talking about it now.
He said that it's pretty typical that he does this
(11:03):
type of stuff. He said, quote, I had a show
to do. I mean, you have an audience waiting there.
What are you going to say?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
Excuse me? Oh?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
I bang my head.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Because right after he had fell down the cliff, he
went to go do a comedy show and people were like,
are you okay?
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Jay Leno is also what like seventies.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Oh, he's going to be mid seventies, I would say
for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I feel it like he just needs to slow down,
like please.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I absolutely We met him one time when he first
took over the Tonight Show and he was very nice.
And I remember I missed the interview because I wasn't
there for whatever reason, and so Pat the producer at
the time, lied and said that I was at a
car accident, and Jay Leno said that's okay. Well, Jeffreys
schedule lt so And that's why jay Leno wow E
t back forty years ago, nineteen eighty two, this movie
(11:46):
came out with E T and Elliott.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He was not as innocent as you think he was.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Somewhere in that supposedly pure heart of his there was
lust for Elliott's mom Mary. So the mom who the
actor who played Elliott's mom, My name is Dee Wallace
said she remembers having to pull Stephen Spielberg back from
a naughty subplot.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
She said, there's a whole b.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Story about Et having a little love affair with Mary,
a crush on Mary, and there's a little bit of
it left in there. There was a scene when he
came up to put Reese's pieces down on my bedside
table while I'm asleep. Well, mister Spielberg wanted the sheet
a little lower than I was comfortable with to suggest
a sexual scene with Et.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
It's a family movie.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, well, it's a family movie and there should be
no sex in it because it's not anything.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's just weird.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
She said it was a little too much for a
family film, so she talked with the screenwriter and producer.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
They figured out a compromise.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
They said, we pulled the sheet almost up to my
shoulder blade, which I was okay with. She knew that
ET would be a hit early on, She said, I
could tell from the way the audience responded that film
reaches into your soul, into your heart.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
It surpasses some block that we have and wakes us up.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Today is sainto de Mayo, but yesterday was May the fourth,
May the fourth, and how much going on there is?
So I want to get back to May the fourth.
So today is by the way, Revenge of the Fifth,
by the way. But here's some behind the scenes Star
Wars fun facts that you might not know. Mark Hamill
(13:21):
was bitten by a snake while filming The Empire Strikes Back.
The real life volcanic eruption of Mount Etna in Italy
was used in Revenge of the Sith. Yoda was almost
played by a monkey in a mask. When there's a
guy named Roger Christian that he was a designer, He
says R two D two was the first character created
(13:45):
for the first Star Wars movie, and then he was
asked to create the lightsaber. He used camera handles from
a camera shop. These are kind of boring. Honestly, I
thought they'd be more fun than this one. And Mark
Hamill originally thought he's going to play a side and
that Harrison Ford was the leading man.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I could share something more interesting what Lady Gaga Over
the weekend she did a concert and broke of record
previously helped by Madonna. So she played at Copa Copa
Cabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Say that five times fast.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, she played for two point five million people and
last year Madonna had that record for one point six
at that same beach.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
So I don't know if Madonna's like upset about it
or what, but good for Lady Gaga.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
I'm glad that despite her and.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Katy Perry coming from the same era of like, you know,
being pop stars, Lady Gaga is good at being relevant,
like we still care.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
We do still though at that thing, they had like
a bomb threat, so they were Yeah, despite the alert, Yeah,
I still broke.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
The still broke a record. Good for her.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Who and you may remember an actress comedian Ruth Buzzy.
She passed away. She was she had to have been
like eighty eight years old something like that. But if
you're old enough you remember hers. I think she was
on a show called Laughing back in the sixties or
something like that. So rip Ruth Buzzy. That is the
dirt brought to you by sixty one two Injured Heimer
(15:04):
and Lammer's Injury Law. Jenny's been poking around on Reddit
already this morning. What you find on Reddit, Jenny? Anything good?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Yeah? You know how people will be like, I'll take
this to my grave with me. Well, people are revealing
what they will reveal right before they go to the grave,
so on their deathbed they are willing to admit this.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So we have deathbed confessions.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Death bed confession?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What would your deathbed confession be, Bailey?
Speaker 6 (15:28):
I don't think you can't say it now.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, here's something to think about the vote while you're
listening to the show. Let's say you found out that
you've got a bad case of bird flu and you're
gonna die at two o'clock this afternoon. So there you
are in your deathbed, there's your loved ones gathered around
you because you're gonna die of bird flu or two?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah, what do you what is your confessions?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Sounds like a trap?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Yeah, I'm glad I don't really harbor any secrets.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh, yes you do.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Everyone asks everybody who says they don't. There was that
one time at band camp. You know that type of
thing Cam. We'll be back in a second. Is also
Teacher Appreciation Week, Go teachers. Shout out to Danielle, the
best sister ever. Get up so we can go play
golf with the mall. That's from Love Mom and Amanda.
And also shout out to my husband Joshua. We're celebrating
(16:15):
twenty years on our wedding anniversary today and we'll have
a new baby within the week. I love you, josh
so happy anniversary, and we'll be right back.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
I'm Katie wb oh.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
We're doing death bed confessions if you want to text
us in. Like Dave said, maybe you're gonna pass away
at two pm this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Hypothetically, Yeah, I would confession, right, would it be?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
These are real ones.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
There's the real ones for people on Reddit so far,
so this one is kind of just selly. It says
I was using the laundromat at my dorm and one
of my tops fell half out, making the door not
sealed but still lock. So long story short, the place
was flooded. I tried stopping the machine, couldn't but basically
flooded the entire floor. And she even called the person
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like the number on the machine.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
No one answered.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
They tried to do their part, but then they never
took faults first.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So these are real deathbed confessions. These are what people
might confess that they actually got away with.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yes, if they were to die.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Okay, maybe Okay. So this person says, I know a
funeral director that accidentally cremated someone that wanted to be bare.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Then just glew back together.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
That as prison said, And I feel like you can
give them grace because it says I was four years
old and set fire to some weeds near my grandparents'
house and almost burned the whole farm down. The firefighters
came and put everything out. It took them a while
to combat the blaze. They put it out, and absolutely
no one asked me anything because.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
I was four.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, I guess I wonder if my parents knew at all.
But they never blamed them for it. So it got
away with this one. This one is dicey. I got
blamed for pushing a guy down the stairs after he
tried to fight me. Had a few witnesses back me up,
saying he slipped. The guy ended up in a wheelchair
(18:15):
for a while, not forever, for a little while, and
I did push him. Oh wow, I mean this sounds
like a college drunken bar.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Situation, right right right?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
This was and said I tried to unclog a toilet
at a party and made it worse.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Blamed it on a guy who left before me.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Everyone still calls him s storm Steve toilet you know what,
because I don't. Usually the names on rerdder are always
like really randomames. This person's name does say Jade, so
I think it probably wasn't her. And honestly, let's we
(18:59):
probably wouldn't be leave the girl blaming the guy before that,
like it was im me, it was Steve. Let's see
another one. I stole a kid's place at once. I
answered an add on Craigslist to pick up free kids
woulden't playhouse in a play or swing set. Got to
the street right but sorry, there's a typo here? What
(19:19):
are they saying? Okay, well, I pulled it to a
house and I thought it's where it was, but it wasn't.
I stole some other random kids place that instead of
what I was supposed to be playing.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
So they stole a kid's play set one for free.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Oh so these are deathbed confessions? Anyone texting us in Nope,
nobody wants to People really.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Quite get it. It's like these are mild ones.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
You're my you actually are not your father's baby. That's
a deathbed confession. Or I never loved you my entire life.
I loved Julie or whatever type of thing.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
People, those are names.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
You're gonna wow your deathbed confession.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
This one is pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
But the first time I waxed my carrot, they say
I got scared and called nine one one. I think
that they're talking about not a carrot.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, well probably so, Yeah, I'm gonna guess you don't
wax a carrot.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Yeah, I just have you never heard anyone call it
that before? Okay?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
And that way? Are you done?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Do you have any more?
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I mean there's quite a few more, But a lot
of these people on Reddit don't know what being concise is.
So I don't really want to read these paragraphs of people.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I get that. Yeah, I ask you guys a question.
Tell me whether you thought this was weird or not.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, So I got home from camping yesterday and I
really it is like I got nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
In the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
We did some show stuff, and it's like, I do
not want to sit on the couch the rest of
the afternoon, planet, I want to go.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
For a walk.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I wanted to go for a walk, but if going
for a walk deep in the woods over Mintwahta Park
would remind me of Josie because that was our spot
we always win. So I was going to ask the
neighbors across the street if I could borrow their dog
Zoe to go for a walk. And I said, should
I call them and ask him? And Susan said yeah,
they'd probably love it. And then I thought, that's a
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little bit weird and pathetic. Would it have been weird
you guys, to ask the neighbor if I can borrow
their dog to go for a walk?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
You say, yes, yeah, you think it would be weird? Yes,
it just sounds it's giving serial killer? Can I borrow
your dog?
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I think maybe your neighbors are sweet And they would
have been like, sure, I don't know your neighbors, but
I would have been like, uh no, thanks, big guy,
And anytime I see you knocking, i'd turned the lights off.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Really now, they love me and trust me. Okay, I
don't know about love, but they like me, and they
trust me. I just wanted a dog to go romping
through the woods with.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I think that you could go about it in a
way that isn't like, hey can I borrow your dog?
I would say you put a little bread crumb out like, hey,
you know, I don't know Josie anymore. Start with the pity, Yeah,
I don't know Josie anymore. You know, if you ever
want me to walk your dog, I would gladly like
love to do that, you know, once a week or something,
you know, kind of put it out there and put
it in their hands instead of just being like, hey
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can I borrow your dog? For okay, I don't think
it's weird at all, especially if they know Josie and
they know you lost Josie.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
You could just be like, hey, it's been really rough,
really miss walking a dog?
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Say you've got one?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
No you're not.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I would just say I was thinking of just call
and saying, hey, I'm gonna go for a walk. Can
I take Zoe along with Yeah? And I'm sure they
would have said yeah, sure, Oh no, here can I
tell you another weird story? Another weird story. So I'm
out on this walk and I'm walking down the sidewalk.
I'm not in the woods yet, so I'm walking through
the neighborhood on a sidewalk. A car pulls up right
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next to me. No guy in the car, probably thirty
thirty five years old, stops. I stopped because it's like,
you stopped. I'm gonna say, what do you What do
you want?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
He stops, puts the car in park, gets out of
the car, walks around the front of the car like
he's coming toward me, but he's not looking threatening. And
I was like, yeah, can I help you.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
It's like, no, just hanging out. There was a.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Turtle in the road that he stopped to move the
turtle out of the way, and I'm like, I said,
good for you. I didn't even see the turtle, but
for a second I was ready to like, okay, game on, bitch.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
You're like, I'm gonna fight this.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
It'd be like gay mom, But you were you taking
in your booth like.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It was just jealous because I'm training to become a
cage fighter.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
Yeah, yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Right, we got listen. It was the weekend. We've all
got stories coming up. First, though, The Monday morning dance
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Speaker 2 (23:53):
By the way, I.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Was thinking, because you know, my dog died a couple
of months ago, and I was gonna go for a
walk yesterday, and I said, I I want to borrow
the neighbor's dog to go romping through the woods. And
I said, is that weird? Vaughn says one thousand percent,
it's weird? You Bailey said, it's not weird. Jenny said,
it's not. By the way, thanks for all the text
messages say go borrow, go borrow the neighbor's dog, but
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not be weird. They would have loved you just say
them from walking. Another one says, my neighbor neighbor did
this with our dog after he lost his Not weird
at all, especially if you're friendly or no your neighbors. Now,
if you go up to a random door and.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Say he.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Can I walk your dogs, that might that might be
a little bit weird. We've all got our dilemmas, and
thanks for helping us. Out with our dilemmas here on
Katie WGB. I'm struggling with myself. Guys, I don't know
what to do, and it's massive. I'm gonna die. No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
This week we go to our first destination wedding and
I'm excited. It's Alyssa's cousin and it's out of the country,
so we have to pay for the typical you know,
the flight, the resort, the all the just usual trip expenses.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
And Alyssa and I have been going back and.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Forth about how much I guess cash or a gift
card to put in a card. Well, first of all, me,
I don't know if I should give them a gift.
That's first and foremost. What do you do I give
them a gift?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm the wrong person to ask. I don't get to go,
but probably Jenny and Bailey know this one.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
I mean, you and Alyssa just go on and gift together.
It's not like you give them separate gifts.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
No, I find Yes, that's fine, but I'm back and
forth about we're spending the money to go get a
resort and the flight and the very few PTO days
that we have.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Yeah, so is that wrong?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
If I don't show up with the gift, I'm at
least coming to support you out of the country.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Yes, it is. Why because it's a wedding.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
I'm just curious, like, why is it?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I mean, I think it's just the standard you give
a gift at a wedding. I mean, at a destination wedding,
you definitely only give money because people don't want to
transport gifts back to wherever they're from.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
So I think money.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Yes, I don't think you need to necessarily spend as
much as you would on like a local wedding, because
you are spending money on the travel. But you still
can't show up empty hand into a wedding.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You must bring a gift, even though he's spending several
thousand on airfare, resort food, all that stufff okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Is fifty dollars too little of a gift?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
No, I think that's fine because.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Do twenty five Alissa could do twenty five ba baning
Bada boomy gift.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well would be from the couple. Yeah, they don't contribute
twenty five bucks.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm just stuck on, Yeah, how much if we're going
to But I feel like you have to understand where
I'm coming or anybody's coming from. You're inviting people to
a foreign country, so they have to do.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
So many things.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Some people don't have the opportunity to take off, or
they have kids, you have a passport and yes, I do, okay,
good And what if you didn't then it would be Yeah,
that's another thing. And I feel like more people would
be offended if I just didn't come, period. But again,
you have to understand that I don't have these things.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I think they'd be happy, Well.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You invited me, and that's why I think if you're
inviting me, then you should be okay with the fact that, oh,
this person might show up empty handed.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I think a lot of people for destination weddings expect
that the majority of the people are not going to
come that they invite though, because I mean, it's still
a wedding that they're paying for. And they say that
for a wedding, you should give the amount that your
dinner costs.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But how do you know how much your dinner?
Speaker 5 (27:03):
You know, it depends on how fancy of a wedding is.
Like I had a wedding this summer that was pretty
much all DIY by the bride and then they had
taco food truck come in and do like a buffet line,
so that one definitely wasn't as expensive as a booge.
I love that one pieces.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Why the weddings have to be bougie.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I think it's because, like it's maybe for a lot
of people, it's the one bougie formal event in your
life unless you go to somebody else's.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Von is wondering you're going to a destination wedding this
weekend in Mexico.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yes, yep, can't.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And whether you are expected to bring a gift. Here's
a very interesting text message. My husband and I had
a destination wedding in twenty twenty one. About fifty people
came along and I think maybe two gave us gifts.
But we were not expecting gifts because people paid so
much to come to our wedding, that was the gift.
So I, as a destination bride, did not expect gifts.
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So I think you need to give them one. I
don't think you need to give them anything other than
your presence.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Another one right under that says I'm having a destination
wedding in June and I don't think people should bring
a present they already paid to be there.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's what I'm just struggling with.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I don't mind getting them a gift, and like you said, Jenny,
maybe I'll do just a cheaper amount than I would
if it was local, since I'm already putting so much
money and PTO and stuff in. But I'm like, but
what if I don't have it to give you?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The gift?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Is my presence is enough and you invited me, so
it should be.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I'm kind of shocked at these people texting in. I
also I'm curious did you put on your wedding invite?
No need to bring a gift, because I feel like
most people would feel obligated so to bring that.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's the thing is, I know what you're gonna do
because you're a kind person. You're gonna give it to
a fifty dollars gift card anyway, because you don't know
what to do, so you're gonna err on the side
of you know, I mean fifty bucks is you know
it ain't gonna kill you, even though it's on top
of everything else, so you probably will end up doing it,
especially you don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What else to do.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Somebody else's texted and said I was in the same
boat last year, went to Mexico for a destination wedding.
Total for me and my husband was well over six
thousand bucks. Well, no gift, no gift, he's interesting thousand. Yeah,
because it's a lot flights to and from and I
guess you know, depending on what time of year, flights
are more expensive to whatever part of the world you
have to get an outfit, you have to pay for
it if they're at a hotel or a resort, and
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then obviously like just food and drinks and things you
might do while you're there.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I think that you can totally get away with I
mean here in all the you know, all the testimony here,
I think you can totally get away want without giving
a gift. But I think you will anyway, Yeah, because
you don't want. You're the kind of person you worry
like everybody else. You worry all the time about what
other people think about you, and you don't want people
back at the hotel room going Okay, Aunt Grace and.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Uncle Donald gave us a gift. Okay, Carl and Vivian
gave us a gift. Vont and Alica didn't give us
a gift.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, So a lot of people are saying, just bring
it as a backup just in case. So like if
you bring a card and like a fifty dollars bill
and then they don't have a card box, then you
don't have to give them the card.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, here's what you can do. Because somebody asked me,
I told you this story. They gave me a gift.
I married them. It's like, I don't even know this
person very well. They said you can marry people, Will
you marry me and my fiance?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
So I married them, and they gave me a twenty
five dollars gift card like cheesecake factory, and there was
nothing on it.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
So I told you guys that story, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Get in front of them about it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
No, because I don't know him that well and it'd
be embarrassing, and I don't think they did it on purpose.
I'd go down, I'd get one hundred dollars gift card,
write one hundred dollars on there with a black sharpie,
and then just not pay to get it filled up.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
I think the person that did that, so you know
exactly what they were doing.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
They probably just grabbed it at the checkout lane and
just put in their cart without asking to put.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Money on it.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And they were like, oh, Dave, if they did that,
that's a really crappy thing to do. Because I took
time out of my day to go do this for them,
and I was happy to do it. But yeah, all right,
what do you think let us know, send us a
text message, should give him a gift or should he
just show up? And that is his gift? I got
announcement to make here. This is a big deal, is
pretty cool. It is Teacher Appreciation Week. So now we
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were doing a teacher a day and they went a
bunch of cool stuff from Country Hearth Bread. Shout out lofee,
that's their mascot. It's a little look for Bread. And
then one hundred dollars gift card from Visa and and
here we go. Melanie Hendrickson, third grade math and science
teacher at Olson Elementary in Bloomington, Nominated by Judy Melanie Hendrickson.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Give it up for Melanie.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Our teacher of the.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Day today from Country Hearth Bread and kad WB. All right,
the moment we're all been waiting for. Bailey had a
date on Friday night that was the first date since
the trip to Backle.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah that's a name, just so people saying she won.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
She dated a guy named Trip and then it just
you know, things don't work out sometimes and that's the
way it is. And so she went on a date
on Friday, and I've been asking her about it and
she's not talking, but she will talk.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We have ways of making you talk.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
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