June 23, 2025 • 45 mins
A guy calls in and thinks women shouldn't ever be able to do THIS. Plus Jenny does Hat of Vulnerability, we play Think Fast and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whether it's on the iHeartRadio app or your old yellow
Sony boombox, it's a Dave Ryan show on Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Happy Monday. It is going to be a little bit
cooler today, some showers like earlier this morning. That looks
good for the rest of the day. To get your
e bike out, to get your new dog out, your
old dog out, your kid? What get get him out,
get him out out. I just I don't want to
bring it up, trying none of my business. But tell
me about paddle board guy.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, what to talk about?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I tell you guys these things in confidence, and then
out of nowhere, you ambushed me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Can you post it? Can we know?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We can't tell me about sexy sexy paddle board guy.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
So there is somebody who I have been talking to
a little bit like casually.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Friendship. Okay, friendship.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I am not quite there for dating yet, sure, And
this gentleman posted a picture of him paddleboarding like over
the weekend, and I want to screenshot it because of
course I got to like send it to my friends,
show everyone, because like the man is in very good shape.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But I saw the picture me seriously, this looks like
the cover of a catalog, right.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So I screenhotted it, and I got so nervous because
I know on Snapchat it shows you when you screenshot things.
I think, I don't know, I haven't done it in forever, But.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Then I did it. It was on an Instagram story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So I was like, oh, my gosh, did he just
get a notification that I screenshot this?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Like I'm such a creeper.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Like he had other things on his story, so like,
clearly I screenhotted the one thing where he's looking real
sexy and high.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I guess that you're not the only person to screenshot that,
but I would want do the same thing too. It's like, Okay,
let's say that you're looking at somebody who's really attractive
and you screenshot it. I wouldn't know why I would
do that, but I see why you would do that.
And you wonder they do they get a notification because
I think you said on Snapchat it does. I know
on FaceTime it does because I was facetiming with my
dog the other day and I took a screenshot and
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Susan said, did you taste take a screenshot?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah. But on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But paddle board Guy probably has no idea. But if
he's listening to the show right now, found now he knows.
But I would not. I would be super flattered if
I were paddle board Guy and they were talking about
me on the radio.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Not only is he sexy, but he was paddleboarding with
a dog with a do.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That's his dog. Yeah, very cute dog too. I mean,
the whole thing was a vibe. Okay, I was really loving,
and so I was like, I don't know, I screenshot
this and maybe and then if we end up dating,
I'll be like, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I hear wedding bells.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Listen, listen, listen, I hear Sabrina Carpenter. What I hear
Sabrina Carpenter? Right now? I'm gonna get you a keyword.
You're gonna go to your open up the iHeartRadio app,
and you're gonna enter this keyword for Sabrina Carpet. Not
enter it, sorry, You're gonna say it into the talk
back feature, and then that will qualify you for the
trip to Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter and we're gonna
(03:05):
fly you down there. We got the hotel, we got
the tickets. You're on your own for the long, yard
long plastic glass of beer that you will carry around
the streets. You're on your own for cowboy boots and
a pink cowboy hat. You're on your own for all that,
But we take care of everything else. What is the
keyword for this time, Jenny?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
The key word this time is please?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Just like her song, so the keywords please please.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Open up the iHeartRadio app. And this is the last
week to do it. So I know we say it
all the time. We're just trying to get you. We
want you to go see this show. So I know
we say it a lot, we talk about it a lot,
but it is pretty cool and it is probably the
one of the biggest concerts touring right now. There's the weekend,
there's her and and that's there.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Nobody else, nobody else matters.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Nobody else matters right now, Go do that and please
is the keyword.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Let's play I Think Fast on Katie Tree.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
In this corner is twenty three year old Vontavious Carl
Leakontavious Carl is a young man who is fostering a
dog right now named Ava, and he's living with a
woman named Alyssa tell us about the dog this weekend.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Oh man, we took her like an hour and a
half long walk and I don't know what she like.
Her story is before she came to us, But you
would think this dog had never touched grass. So we
were outside, she was running smelling the grass and she
loves it.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Over in this corner we have weather girl Jenny, who
Jenny is for a party girl from the U of M.
Pretty much hooked up with everybody in Pioneer Hall back
in two thousand and nine and now is in love
with paddle board guy who slipped into her DMS. Jenny,
how's it going so far with paddle board here?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You're literally gonna ruin anything for me that happens now
that I'm single.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Thank you so much. Nothing's going on.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
We are just at a friendship level ten getting to
know each other.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
There, you know, that's your gay girl. Okay, here we
go think fast. Here's your relative round.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I describe how a person is related to you. You
tell me what they are called. That I describe a person.
Now they're rated, You tell me what they are called.
Here we go jump in. When you know the answer.
Your sister's daughter. Yes, Jenny got that one first, I
think it was okay, got it? Okay, all right, Your
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mom's son, your brother, Jenny, got it, brother, Your dad's
sister aunt is corrected his aunt, Your mom's dad's dad.
Your great grandfather, yes, vought great grandpa. Yes, last one
(05:42):
in the relative round. Here we go. Your mom's uncle,
your uncle, von got it? Great uncle?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You can't. You wouldn't just take uncle.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Nope, No, not really great uncle.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Brother, your mom's uncle, so that would be your great uncle.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Are you sure mom's uncle is your great uncle?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I am ninety that. Now you're making me question. But
I'm the judge, so I think I get I get
the final say. Here we go with the crimes round.
You ready for the crimes round? No, I will tell
you a letter. You tell me a crime starting with
that letter M. Jenny got M murder? Yes, very good,
(06:26):
you said manslaughter. Now there's one more left that starts.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
With an M. What is it?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Money laundering?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I'm gonna take money laundering? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Wait, Am I getting a point for that?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You get a point for that one?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I was looking for misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah, let's try another one in the crimes round.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
F farting, farting in a cop.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Cars No, no, no, try again, felony felny Jenny got
that one.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yes, also fraud.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I don't know if I can get that one, though,
you're gonna get extra.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Crimes round.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Last letter is a arsonist. Arsonist is yes, arsen Yes, Okay,
here we go. Video game characters, okay, lock in Von
the hero in Zelda.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
I'm not gonna get a single one of those. I
would have felt better with letters that would be King Kong.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The hero in Zelda. Is anybody link.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Which Bailey when you need her?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
A speedy blue road Jenny got.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Sonic, I have sex. Vaughn has four.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Point for Jenny. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The female adventurer from tomb Raider.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Bailey would definitely know this.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I don't know, but she's hot. I can picture her.
I don't know her name.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Laura Croft. Yeah, try another one.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A yellow electric mouse in Pokemon. Yes, I don't know
it is six to four now, okay, the yellow dot
munching Jenny got it game. Okay, did you send your
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keyword and you haven't done that yet, make sure you do.
Your keyword is please open up the iHeartRadio app. And
say the keyword is please, and you're done and you're
good to go. And this is the last week we're
doing it, so play it every chance you get. Coming
up in a second, there's something that I want to
confess that I did over the weekend that's really embarrassing
(08:59):
and disgusting. Uh, because I was bored and sometimes when
you get bored and you're just you're looking for something
to do. And I'm alone out here in Colorado, so
I'm bored. So I had to confess something that I did.
And I told Susan that I did this, and she's like,
you're disgusting.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I will tell you about that one. But we're also
going to play hat of Vulnerability. Somebody on the show
is going to get a very vulnerable moment on the show,
and we'll do that coming up next.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Plus another keyword for Sabrina Carpenter. Stay here. It's all
on k d WUB A.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Little Katie w b makes your morning better one on
one point three kadi wb.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Hey one hour commercial free including more Sabrina Carpenter tickets
and the trip to Nashville coming up, and we're gonna
play Hat of vulnerability. Here in a second set eight
o'clock this morning, something really interesting and I think important.
I know you heard about the bombing of Iran this
past weekend, and we know maybe you're very well of
(10:00):
informed about it, maybe your average informed about it, but
you probably heard that. You know, Trump gave them, they
said two weeks to come to the table, and if
you don't come to the table, then we're going to
use this bunker busting bomb, which is a thirty thousand
pound bomb to penetrate this underground nuclear facility. And Iran
didn't come to the table. So instead of waiting, we
(10:20):
surprise them with this, with this bombing on Saturday. It
was Saturday, right, I want to say it was Saturday,
and so a lot of people were very surprised. A
lot of people are, you know, just average people are worried.
What does this mean. People are like, Okay, the president's
theory is that is going to bring a RAND to
the table and they'll negotiate for peace. Other people are
(10:41):
saying Rand doesn't negotiate for peace. This is going to
be a generation's long conflict, and we don't want to
get into another generation's long conflict. There are people Vont's age,
who are like, is this going to affect me? Am
I going to have to be like drafted into the navy?
Am I gonna have to be whatever? So there's a
lot of people that are worried, concerned, questioning than is
there the legality of it? And so we don't do
(11:02):
politics on the show. We don't get people on one
side arguing with people on the other side. We just
don't do that. We are the anecdote to that on
our show. So we're gonna have Sharon says, So Sharon
McMahon is gonna be on the show about eight o'clock
this morning, very nonpartisan person to answer questions. And she's
an author and she's got a newsletter, and she's got
an Instagram and she's huge, and she's been on the
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show before. So that's coming up around eight o'clock. So
I got im. So I'm here in Colorado and you
ever look around the house. There's nothing to eat and
there is something. I mean, you can make spaghetti, but
you don't really want to make spaghetti because it takes,
you know, some time. Yeah, Or you can put a
pizza in the oven, but it's gonna take twenty five
minutes and you don't have twenty five minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
You're hungry.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Now, yeah, most things are like frozen, and you're like, oh,
don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't want to do it, don't have time. So I
found a box of triscuts. Well, I don't want to
eat just playing triscuts, right, that's weird. So I got
some mustard and dunk the triscuts in the mustard. Nah,
and ate probably i'd say half a box of triskets
and mustard.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You literally told us that you didn't even do much
at all this weekend of note, so you couldn't drive
your little happy ass to the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
To get something like way Jenny Door Dash nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I mean still, I didn't mean to eat half the
box of triskes.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It just happened.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
But it just happened. But it was so good. I
love mustard. I didn't dunk. Dunk is like what you
do with chicken strips and ranch dressing. That's a dunk.
This was a no, it's not I think, so okay.
So anyway, yeah, I just want to confess. You know,
I'm human. I've probably done the same thing, Oprah. You
know Oprah is my hero, Oprah told. Oprah told the
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story one time she had nothing in her house to eat,
so she ate hot dog buns and syrup.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But she's Oprah. Anything she does is okay.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But I was like, Okay, if she can get away
with that, I can eat trisk it's dunked and mustard.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's literally the driest cracker to ever exist. And then
you the best choice was mustard, like also one of
the worst condiments to ever have. And that's what you
did for a kamma, Like I would go spend the
money or do what Von said door dash. I don't
know if they door dash out to your house or not,
because I know the sticks. But no, that is gross, Dave.
(13:20):
I don't blame you for being like you're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I admit that it was gross. I mean afterwards, I
was like, I was ashamed of myself. I was like, God,
you ate half a box of triskets dipped and mustard,
but there was nothing else to eat, nothing that was
like instantly available.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I'm not the only one.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I'm certain that somebody listening is like, you know what
I can top that?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
One?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Hold your beer, send me a text and let me know,
if you've ever done anything like, Okay, there's nothing to
eat in the house, so I had I don't know,
raisins with ketchup? Oh oh god, I'll bet there's somebody.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Raisins alone are fun. You don't need ketchup to eat raisins.
You can eat those alone as a snack.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That's debatable, Jenny that, Oh my gosh, no it's not.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I'm gonna let my ass off.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
If any if everybody texts like, no, Dave, you're just weird,
that'd be so funny.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Across the board, they were like, nope.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Ooh, hard hitting question. Viattacks what kind of mustard?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Regular yellow?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
I figured, yeah, did you make a sandwich out of it?
Did you like squirt on like one cracker and then
put them together?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Too much effort, too much effort, just dipped it in there.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
All right, we're gonna get on with the head of
Vulnerability on KTWB more Sobrina Carpenter keywords coming up about
ten to fifteen, about ten minutes away now, so we
we already know. I did it a couple of weeks ago,
then Vaunt did it last week, and then Jenny, you
are on deck. Had of vulnerability. This is where we
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just tell a story about something that we're vulnera about
in our life.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right, normally it would have been between Bailey and I
once and s Bailey's and here today it is up
to me. So yeah, I'll go right ahead. Well, I
mean we talk about this quite a bit now, but
if you have not heard, I am single and it's
been like three four months now or something since I've
become single again, and I feel like I realized that
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I think I kind of lost myself in my relationship
and this is.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
No shade whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
In my ex so I don't I don't want I
want to put that out.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
There right at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I just think that I became a little bit of
a different person than who I truly am in that relationship,
and I don't know why, but I'm realizing it as
I've become single again, and I'm just able to do
whatever I want, you know what I mean, Like you
have the freedom to do whatever you want. And I'm
kind of disappointed in myself because I've always seen myself
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as like a very independent person and I don't know,
I think I stopped doing a lot of things that
I like enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
And I also like.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I relied too much of my happiness on that partnership, and.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Man, I didn't think I get sad about this, But.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Since being alone again, I really feel like I have
like learned more about myself. And it's a weird feeling
because I'm thirty five years old.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Now and I thought I knew who I was.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
But I think that like when you're with someone and
you're spending so much time with them, you do eventually
mold into like certain things and that's just a natural
after fact of being in a relationship or whatever. But
I feel like I'm kind of rediscovering myself again and
once again, like this has nothing to do with my
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old partner.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
This is just like I don't really.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Know at what point that happened in that relationship and
why it happened, but it definitely did because I am
a very different person four months ago than I was
back in like Arch, and for the better in my opinion.
I think like I'm just doing more things that make
me happy. And I think I became very much like
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a homebody and that's not who I am. Like I'm
not a homebody, and I did become that, and I
think that that's also something that's a very natural progression
in a relationship. You stop going out as much or
like hanging out with a ton of people all the
time because you have your partner at home. But I
also like need that human interaction. And I think that
like I started losing myself a little bit in the
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relationship because I just relied too much on the partnership
for like happiness, and then I wasn't getting it from
friendship as much. So yeah, I think that, like I'm
really kind of it's it sounds really corny as hell,
but I feel like I'm kind of rediscovering myself right
now and for the better.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I mean, it's no line. I'm so sad about things that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Have happened because that was a very long relationship for me,
but I mean, I or the better.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
I am happy with the direction I'm going right now.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
And if anyone has ever been through that before where
you kind of like you didn't realize it in the
moment and then you get out of relationship and you're like, wow,
I wasn't fully myself, just know that I'm there right
now and I'm definitely going through that where I'm like
figuring it out again.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I think I'm listening to this, and whenever somebody's telling
a story like that, the temptation is to go.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
H uh huh, yeah, uh huh uh uh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And I'm really glad that we just let you talk
because I wanted to hear what you wanted to say.
And the temptation is now to sit here and analyze yesh,
Jenny baby by beer. The only thing that I would
say is whatever you were going through back then, none
of us noticed anything. I mean, I didn't notice anything.
And maybe it's my fault for not being observant, because
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people come in sometimes in good moods or bad moods.
But I didn't notice that you were anything more than
you know, funny, kind, hard work working, smart ass Jenny.
But I do think that when we're in a relationship,
we bend a little bit to make the other person happy. Like,
I know you're not a homebody, but maybe if your
ex was more of a homebody, then you wanted to
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stay home to make them happy. And then that's maybe
not you. I know people who have, like you know,
taken on hobbies to accommodate their partner, Like, okay, somebody
doesn't like fishing, but they take on fishing or they
take on camping to accommodate their their partner, and then
it doesn't feel authentic. So maybe that's what you were
going through, was you were accommodating, trying to be an accommodating,
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loving partner, and then you were turning into a person
that was not quite one hundred percent authentic.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Jenny, Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what it was.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And once again, like it's my own fault, like it's
it's nobody else to blame but myself. But it's weird
because I have always viewed myself as like a pretty
like strong, a dependent person, and so it's weird to
like get out of a situation and then realize, like, wait,
maybe I wasn't really that strong, independent person that I
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thought I was.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Because I think that there's go ahead again, I'm not
going to no, that's it, No, you go well, I
was gonna say, I think that there is a myth
that you if, okay, it is twenty twenty five, you
must be a strong, independent woman, and you must be stoic,
and you must be successful, and you must pull down
one hundred thousand dollars a year. BS, there's a lot.
(20:32):
It's like saying you must not be shy, you must
be an extrovert, you must be a type a baloney.
You can't be other than what you are, even though
our society says you must be a strong, independent woman,
you must stand up for yourself. My daughter Alison is
one of the most wonderful people ever. But if I
walked into her house right now with a shopping cart
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and took all of her groceries and I left, she'd
be like, have a good day, dad, because she's just
that she's not a stand up for herself kind of
a person, and that's not a bad thing. But the
pressure is to say, if you are not standing up
for yourself and strong and independent, then you're not successful.
And I think sometimes we're just not. I'm a p
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word a lot of the time. I put everybody so
much in front of me that I've let people walk
all over me and stab me in the back my
entire career because I'm just not a confront confrontational kind
of a person. Anyway, I think it's okay to be
who you are, and that's not always a perfect person, and.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Don't blame yourself for getting lost in a relate Like
that's that's part of a relationship, right, Yeah, Like it's
totally fine to lean on that person, Like you can
say it's your fault, which sure, if you feel like
that way, sure, but it's totally normal also to you know,
kind of get lost because you love this person and
they are your person that you do everything with them.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
And if I was still in that relationship, I don't, like,
I don't think I would be unhappy with myself because
I wasn't unhappy with myself in that relationship.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
It's just that, like now, with all the changes.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
In my life, I've just realized that there just definitely
are things that weren't fully me and so I'm happy
to be learning more about what really makes me happy
that is solely reliant on myself and not on a partner.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know, we do someone else can say, I'm gonna
say some very supportive text messages, some very supportive phone calls.
So really interesting, And I think that where you are
at in life is a chapter where a lot of
people are kind of that in life right now too.
So let's find out what people want to say about
this one and get some people on the phone.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Michelle's on the phone. Hi, Michelle, Hi.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
I just wanted to say, Okay, I'm very proud that
you realized sooner rather than later, because that's what you do.
You get lost and you don't realize how slowly you're
losing who you are. And I was in a marriage
for fifteen years and it was my daughter who's out
there and said that I don't know who you are anymore.
(22:54):
And by going to therapy and doing this book it's
called Self Love Work Books for Women, which is an
amazing book, and you really realize who you are and
you need to love your It's not that I didn't
love myself, but you do. You lose yourself with that
person and you can't. You got to always make sure
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you're doing things that I always made you happy, same
type of thing. I used to go out, I used
to play ball, I used to love life and and
he didn't and so I kind of reverted inwards and
I became a person who never left my house. I
lost friends, I lost a lot of people, and I
didn't realize it.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Right. Yeah, yeah, I totally get that.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And it sounds like now you're out of that marriage yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, there's a lot of people who are saying the
same thing. Jenny, for example, so many text messages my
accent I broke up the same time as you did
with your partner.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I know exactly what you're going through. I feel like
I don't know who I am anymore. It's definitely a
grieving process. We will find ourselves, girl, thank you for sharing.
Another one says, it may me realize just now, Jenny,
that I might also not not be my true self
right now in my current relationship. Also, I wish I
could give you a big hug right now. A lot
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of people kind of going through the same thing is
very interesting. And you know, we don't really ask, Jenny.
I mean, you know, we're nosy, and we're like, what happened,
what happened, what happened. But we also respect the fact that, hey,
you know, what is kind of a private personal thing
and and really none of our business.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
But I'm glad you got a chance to talk about it.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Yes, had a vulnerability. Gotta love it. I didn't think
I was going to cry on it today.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I was like, oh, this would be one of the
first ones I ever don't cry on.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
But we all know, I cry all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The good news is there's paddle board guy, and paddle
board guy loves Let me tell you this story here.
So Jenny, she's on you know, Jenny KWB, And so
some guy slid into her deems over the in the
last couple of days.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
She's been chatting.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And there's a picture of him looking like the cover
of a catalog for naked men. Okay, it's like May.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Scrimware.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And he's got a dog on the paddleboard bonus, and
he's got the chiseled ripply six pag body. And so
Jenny's screen shot at him the other day and showed
me a picture.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
So sure did.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
And I was sure that he was going to get
the notification that I screenshotted it like a creep.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
But luckily I don't really quick big news, big news,
Sabrina Carpenter, This is big news. If you got here,
you're going. Where's my keyword? I don't want to hear
about paddleboard guy. Where's my keyword? I got a keyword
for Sabrina Carpenter. For the trip of a lifetime, maybe
at least that maybe the trip of a lifetime, at
least the trip of the year you go to fly
to Nashville with your friend. You're gonna go down see
(25:38):
Spreena Carpenter. We got the airfare, we got the hotel,
we got the tickets. You need to open up the
iHeartRadio app and use that keyword. Here we go with
the keyword. The keyword this hour.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Is I gotta find my paper. It is busy. Busy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Buzzy is the keyword busy. So just say the keyword
is is. Open up the iHeart Radio app, used the
talk back feature and say the keyword is busy, and now.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
You can be quiet.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You're qualified for that trip to go see Sabrina Carpenter.
Once again, open up the iHeart Radio app. Tap that
red microphone button that's called the talkback feature. Tap it'll
say like three two one, and then you say the
keyword is busy and you hit stopped. Then you hit send.
If you screw it up, I don't know how you could.
Then you do it again, and now you're in. We
do this every thirty minutes all day. Can you imagine
(26:25):
you get on the airplane. First of all, you're probably
flying I'm gonna guess you're probably flying on Delta. You're
gonna stop somewhere get a little cocktail with you and
your obnoxious girlfriend on the way down there. You're gonna
get a cocktail so you get a little bit of
buzz when you get on the airplane. Then you get
on the airplane. The first thing they can I get
you to anything to drink? Yes, what do you order
on the airplane?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Jenny, Well, I'm ordered gen Jurill.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
No, not boring. Noka.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Well, if I'm going to Nashville for this, I'm ordering
straight to Kila shots Baby, no chaser.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'm getting at Laman and Diet and get the Bacardi
Laman and Diet and then a couple of dolls on
the airplane. Then I get on there, We take the
uber over to the hotel, we check in, then we
go out on whatever the main street is and we
start drinking. We go to the show. So you're gonna
have a great time. The keyword again is busy, busy.
Go do that for Sabrina Carpenter with one on one
point three k d w B. Running late but feeling great.
(27:18):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
KD show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Uh Nick Cannon is quizzed and to see if he
can remember all of his kids' names.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Here is Nick Cannon.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
What are their names? All twelve twelve names. This is
where I usually get in trouble, right, because you.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Don't know all of them.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
I know all of them, but like.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
See, let's keep me honest.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
There's Rock Row, Golden, Powerful, Rise, Onyx, Legendary, Zion, zillion Zin.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And just seeing this is where I am.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Uh, you're missing, I'm missing too, dope.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
You know we laugh at we laugh, and you're laughing.
I laugh too.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
But it's disgusting, disgusting, absolutely a thing disgusting that he
can't name all of his children.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
But I laughed.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
That's disgusting, so I laughed too.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Because he brags about like yeah, I could get any
woman I want pregnant. I'm not done. I want like
a dynasty. So like now it's like, now you look stupid.
That's why I'm laughing. I don't know he has no shame.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
He has no shame, says he has a king complex,
which I don't know what that means, but it sounds
to me like a sociopathic narcissist. That's just my guess.
Let's do something a little bit happier. Here Uh, Dua
Lipa did virtual insanity with Jamiroquoy. Do you remember Jamirokoy
from thirty years ago? Here's a clip of Dua Lipa
(28:56):
and Jamiroqoy. Check it out.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Okay, kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Also, here's the final call of the Okac Thunder winning
last night the NBA Finals.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
The Thunder. I taken the NBA by Store, but the
first time the NBA champion resides at okhol of the
city the story book season, it's complete.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
And good for that.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Jenny has something from the Hailey Bieber desk.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, Hailey Bieber was photographed her on New York this
past weekend and.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
She was not wearing her wedding ring. And there's been
a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Of speculation going on if things at rocky between her
and Justin Bieber, because I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Justin has been all over the place.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It seems like you'll post something on Instagram and delete it.
I think she was on the cover of was it
Sports Illustrated or she was on the cover of something recently,
and Justin talked about how he one time in a
fight told her she'd never be on the cover of
that magazine it was Vogue.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, right, and then like he was like, well, I'm.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Eating my words now because my beautiful wife is on
the cover.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
So he basically then.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Now brought up a fight where he was a jerk
in and then took away the spotlight of her on
the cover to be about him, and then anyways, that
was deleted too. So I do see a divorce in
the future for them. I also feel like a lot
of this spiraling started to happen when Selena Gomez came
out and was just like talking about how happy she
(30:36):
was with Benny Blanco and how great he treats her
and stuff, and so it feels like Selena was the
one that got away.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He realized she truly.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Got away at this point, and this is all by speculation,
but this is what I'm going with.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
But he's.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
No, he was awful to her.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
But I also think that, like you, when you're younger,
a lot of times you don't realize the person that
you're with is like the and you should be with,
and you don't.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
You're not mature enough.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
And so now Selena's out here like this is the
best thing that's ever happened to me with Benny, and
I think that I don't know, maybe Justin's spiraling at
this point.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That's gonna hurt seriously if that is his one that
got away and she's really happy with Benny Blanco, it's
just yeah, it's really just got to hurt with Justin.
And he was probably hoping that Haley was the balm
to that that he would she would turn into his
new one that didn't get away, and maybe it just
didn't work out that way. Dirt is brought to you
by sixty one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law,
(31:33):
and we're gonna take a We're gonna take a quick
little break here because we got to talk. There's a
guy on the phone and we talked to him last
week and I said, dude, you got to be on
the radio to tell this story.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Will you tell the stories? Like, oh yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So he has a rule that he would like to
propose that women should not get to do this on
dating apps because he's experienced it, and we want you
got to hear what he's got to say, and we'll
do it now.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
We'll play a song I'm not sure we're gonna play.
We'll play it.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Right now, and we'll talk to him coming up next
on k E D Double Ub one on one point
three k D Double Ub. All right, we're gonna talk
to this guy named Asher, but I want you to
be ready to hear what he has to say. Maybe
you'll agree with it, maybe not so. Asher, Thanks for
(32:18):
being on the show, Thanks for listening to KTWB. You're dating,
you're on the dating apps, and you have a proposal
that you would might like to make.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
What's up? Asher?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Hey, thanks thanks for having me GUYZ.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
I mean it's a simple, you know, common sense proposal.
In my mind, I think women need to stop using
filters on their pictures for dating apps, using fake pictures
that look nothing like them. I think it. I think
it should be illegal. Honestly, I think there should be
a lot against it, because I cannot tell you how
many times I've met someone who looks great, you know,
on one of these dating apps, and it's tough out there,
(32:52):
you know, But then and I get excited, I plan
a date, and then I meet her in person and
lo and behold, you know, she's a great, big old pancake,
flipping hot.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What what what?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
What is it? What is it?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
What is a pancake flipping hog? I've never heard.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
I think it paints a picture. You know, it's a hog.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
It's a pancake flip Okay, now you're now you're being
kind of you're being kind of a D word.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, am I? I mean I don't think I am.
I listen, I don't call it that. It's it's only
when I'm I'm completely catfish and lied to that.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
You know.
Speaker 11 (33:28):
I see plenty of people who could be, you know,
pancakes slipping hogs, but it's the ones that take advantage
of people on dating apps like this. So anyway, this happening,
even this last Saturday, this last weekend, I met a
girl who was like a solid eight on her profile,
like gorgeous and and I'm all excited. I walk in,
I'm looking for her and no, no, she's not there.
And so there's this beast of a woman smiling at me,
(33:51):
and then I'm looking around you. It turns out, is.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
This for real? Jenny? Are you punking? Is this your friend?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Off?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
I don't belie. I don't believe this guy is real.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I wish I was talking to you because I kind
of want to hang up on him right now because he's.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Really annoying me.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, but listen, Ashure, I have no idea what you
look like, but I'm going to say that you're probably
not a prize yourself.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
No, I don't claim to be. I mean, I'm like
like a four or five. You know, I'm pretty, I'm short,
but I like I start with my height on my
on my profile. I don't use filtered pictures. What you
see is what you get, you know. So I just
don't understand why. I again, I don't want to be
There's no way that other guys don't feel exactly the
same way that I.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
I just stop.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, but don't you think guys, Okay, I'm glad that
you're honest about you being who you are, and you
admit you're a four or five whatever. That's cool, But
I don't you think that their guys are probably just
as if not more, guilty of this. Because you hear
about guys who have lost all their hair. They took
this picture seven years ago. They do not have a thick,
full head of hair anymore. They'll post that. They don't
post how tall they are. Height is not that important
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to most people, but it can't if you lie about
and say you're five eleven and you're like five to
seven though, or maybe you say that you're you know,
you lie about your age and you're like, I'm twenty
seven years old and he gets there and he's obviously
forty ish.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
The good guys do it too.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
It's just part of the It's just part of the
landmine of dating online, don't you think.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
No, I think those guys are pancake flipping hogs too.
I mean, they're just.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Talk to this guy. I'm done. But yeah, I'm done.
I'm walking away from asher. I'm duing done.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Without it without being an a hole about it.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I agree because remember back when the Snapchat puppy filter
was a thing. That filter definitely changes the way I
thought it made me look cuter, and it did, so
I agree to the sent that you should not be
using those pictures or even some people post pictures from
years ago where they don't look the same. Maybe they
lost a little weight or they aged a little bit.
But I'm not I'm still gonna be okay with the date.
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I'm not gonna look at it be like, oh, pancake
flipping hog. I already know this is gonna go. I mean,
where do you get what is pancake? I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
What does the pancake flipping part have to do with
any of it? Asher?
Speaker 11 (36:07):
I mean I think that you know, a hog already
implies a certain level of disgusting. You know, there's some
pancakes that just kind of adds to kind of the imagery.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
What's going on? You know what this is? This is
one of Bailey's theater friends.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Bailey's off today she said, Hey, call in and tell
him your name is something really douchey like Asher, and
then just pissed Dave off. This is one of Bailey's
theater friends. What is your real name? Don't you lie
to me?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Being just straight up?
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Take some calls to guarantee even you're even You guys
are agreeing with me to an extent.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
No, we're not that one of us has.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Said that we're agreeing with you. We all think you're
an absolute ass. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And also, I don't think he's real.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
No, he's real. I think he is real.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Believe it.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
These people trust me, Dave, now that we're all back
or I'm back in the dating scene Bailey's and the
dating scene, these people exist. But also, Asher, if you've
had so much experience with these people who quote aren't
using real photos, can't. Don't you think you'd be able
to see through it on their dating profile at this point?
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Do?
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (37:10):
This is the thing you guys don't understand how tough
it is for like a guy on these dating apps.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It's not easy.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
We don't get a lot of matches. Okay, So yeah,
we get our hopes up and we're easily fooled because
call me desperate. Maybe I'm desperate, but that doesn't mean
I don't have standards, you know, It's.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Just I'm desperate.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
You have somebody.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Leave Ashure there because I want to hear him if
she wants to get into it with Asher, Karina?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Is that right on the phone? Okay, okay, let's get her, Hi, Karina,
what's up?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
I'm just so excited that Asher felt so comfortable sharing
his opinions because it got me excited to share my opinion.
It's not in the morning here, okay, on Monday, and
this is coming after reading a story or a book
called The Ancient Generation, so it is backed up with
a little research here.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
But I was just talking welfare, saying that my hot
take would be that for the longest time, literally since
the beginning of time, all men had to do was
offer what a couple, a little bit of money and
a cow, and they could buy women. And that's why
all they needed to be in a marriage and to
own literally own a woman. And now women have higher standards.
I don't feel like we're sitting here looking at men
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and thinking, my goodness, thank goodness, they can give my
family some land in the future and I can take
whatever I can get. Like now we're looking at men
who have social emotional intelligence, who are going to raise children.
If you're interested in being a parent, you have parents
or adults who want men with schools and things like that.
So right, right, filters and things like that. First of all,
(38:45):
all of that was created through social media.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, I know that you're very passionate about this, but
I got other callers that are get to take here.
But yeah, back in the day, it was like if
he had a cow and he had a like like
you know, twenty acres or whatever, that was like, ooh,
he's marrying material. Do you own a cow?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Asher, Do you have a cow? Do you have a mule.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
You know, we lost him for a second, so we're
trying to get him back on real quick. But I'm
gonna go ahead and say he probably does not have
a cow or a mule.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, yeah, text messages. Asher sounds like a dude whose
profile picture is of a car.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Oh my gosh, he does that. Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, here's another one. He's right, he's being a d word,
but he's right. Filter at all your pimples and all
kinds of things and take a picture from a certain
angle and hide the tummy. It's really annoying. Now, I
don't know if that's from a girl or from a guy,
but I will say that. I mean, I don't I've
never been on dating apps, but you know, back in
the day, it used to be like, okay, you would
meet somebody in your friend or your friend would be like,
(39:42):
I know somebody who's perfect for you, and then you
you'd meet him and you'd be like, no, they're no,
they're not at all. But guys will lie on dating
apps too, right, I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
You're asking the wrong person because I hate dating ass
but I'm sure, yeah, I would say mislead yes, but
don't know. I mean I feel like I can see
through photos that have been either photoshop, face tuned, whatever,
or have a filter on it. I feel like I
can see through that. So if you're experiencing that a
ton on dating apps, then I feel like at some
point you should be able to start seeing through it yourself.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Okay, Asher, thanks for me. I still I gotta tell
you he had me so fired up and with the
word there was that he came up with panlick, pancake,
pancake flip and hog that I think that Bailey is
behind this. I think that Bailey had somebody call in
because that was some of the most outrageous ass that
(40:36):
I've heard in a long time. M And I just
picture Bailey and her mom ron to listening in the
car and the drive back from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
I mean maybe, but I we literally can't get him
on the phone again because he probably realized how much
of a jerk he was being. But no, I can
promise you, Dave, since I'm the one who controls all
the things behind the scenes here, this is a real person.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
This has nothing to do with Bailey right now.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Okay, Yeah, she is listening because she's been texting me
about the paddle board guy.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Hello, fess up, fast up.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
You.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
First of all, you know exactly what you did.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 11 (41:19):
David.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Who is Asher?
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Who is?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Because he sounds hot?
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Okay? Have you been listening to the show this morning
on the iHeartRadio app?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
I am listening on the iHeart Radio app. Katie WB
is my number one pre s.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Where are you right now?
Speaker 12 (41:39):
We are still in Ohio, but we are close to Indiana.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Oh you're lucky. Okay, so we are.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I'm convinced that this guy that called in a little
while ago and said that he's tired of meeting pancake
flipping hogs on dates, he was so over the top
outrageous offensive that I'm convinced he's one of your theater
dork friends that you him up to this bit?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
True or false?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
It wasn't me. It's probably one of Vont's friends because
he's kind.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Of a dork.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
First of all, doesn't have friends.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
She's he says, Vant doesn't. Vant defends himself He didn't
have any friends.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oh, well, that makes up that.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
That does check out.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Okay, not one of my dear friends.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
So the name Asher does sound made up?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Okay? Drive drive safe, Bailey, Hi, mam Miranda, Hey, hey and.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Your niece in the cartoon by Medicine.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Okay, all right, so that that checks out? Okay, yeah,
anyway text message. To be fair, his parents named him Asher.
Dude didn't have a chance to chance from the start.
Now that's not true. There's probably a nice, nice young
man ten years old right now listening to them.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
There is someone did text in and said, yeah, guys
lie on dating apps all the time about having wives
or a significant other.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
Pedal board guy that you've been talking to is a
lying in any way? You said right through him.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
No, I don't think he's lying. He's too kind. I
think of a person to be lying to me. He
wants you to think, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
I have no idea. I could be getting love bombed
right now.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What does that mean? Love bombed?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Well, I shouldn't say that because he's not obsessed with me.
But he's like very nice and like very into conversation.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
He is Dave. Jenny showed me some screenshots. They're sending
paragraphs to each other. I was like, okay, that's good,
but paragraphs. Immediately I was like, this is a jump,
but it's a good jump.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Well, it's better than a like how is your day?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
That you know I've hung out with people whose contribution
to the conversation is yeah or uh huh, Oh my god,
I'm glad you're having conversations with him.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Good.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, we'll tell you more about paddleboard Guy coming up.
We're about five minutes away from your next keyword for
Sabrina Carpenter, so hang out for that one. But we're
also to talk to Sharon McMahon. She's the author, she
wrote a book, she's got the Instagram, she's basically a
nonpartisan political teacher, and we're going to talk to her
(44:10):
about the bombing in Iran.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Because a lot of people are concerned like, well, what
does this mean? Why did we do this?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Was it necessary? Was it unnecessary? Is this an impeachable offense?
Was Trump right to do this? Was he wrong to
do this? And she's one of these people that really
knows the facts, really, not just opinions, because a lot
of politicians they'll take something that's wonderful and they'll say
it's terrible because it makes their opponent look bad, or
they'll lie and they'll twist whatever. Sharon doesn't do that.
(44:38):
We'll talk about that coming up. And there are people
like vont who's twenty four years old, twenty three years
old and is worried like, oh my god, is this
going to lead to, like I mean something down the
road where I could be drafted. So just things like
that we want to talk about that's coming up in
a few minutes. But right now, I don't know if
we should have vaunt stirred the pot. We already had
the hot stred. We did asher st the pot. I
(45:01):
say we grab a Sabrina Carpenter song and play a
Sabrina Carpenter song and get you ready for the next
keyword coming up in another five or ten minutes, and
we'll do then we'll do Sharon McMahon their keyword, and
it's all coming up on k d w B.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Oh, you got to give me two more seconds and
while wall.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
One for that, The Twin Cities number one hit music
station system's loading
Speaker 5 (45:24):
On the iHeartRadio ass Just search k d w B
Whether it's on the iHeartRadio app or your old yellow
Sony boombox, it's a Dave Ryan show on Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Happy Monday. It is going to be a little bit
cooler today, some showers like earlier this morning. That looks
good for the rest of the day. To get your
e bike out, to get your new dog out, your
old dog out, your kid? What get get him out,
get him out out. I just I don't want to
bring it up, trying none of my business. But tell
me about paddle board guy.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Okay, what to talk about?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
I tell you guys these things in confidence, and then
out of nowhere, you ambushed me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Can you post it? Can we know?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We can't tell me about sexy sexy paddle board guy.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
So there is somebody who I have been talking to
a little bit like casually.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Friendship. Okay, friendship.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I am not quite there for dating yet, sure, And
this gentleman posted a picture of him paddleboarding like over
the weekend, and I want to screenshot it because of
course I got to like send it to my friends,
show everyone, because like the man is in very good shape.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But I saw the picture me seriously, this looks like
the cover of a catalog, right.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So I screenhotted it, and I got so nervous because
I know on Snapchat it shows you when you screenshot things.
I think, I don't know, I haven't done it in forever, But.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Then I did it. It was on an Instagram story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So I was like, oh, my gosh, did he just
get a notification that I screenshot this?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Like I'm such a creeper.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Like he had other things on his story, so like,
clearly I screenhotted the one thing where he's looking real
sexy and high.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I guess that you're not the only person to screenshot that,
but I would want do the same thing too. It's like, Okay,
let's say that you're looking at somebody who's really attractive
and you screenshot it. I wouldn't know why I would
do that, but I see why you would do that.
And you wonder they do they get a notification because
I think you said on Snapchat it does. I know
on FaceTime it does because I was facetiming with my
dog the other day and I took a screenshot and
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Susan said, did you taste take a screenshot?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And I'm like, yeah, yeah. But on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But paddle board Guy probably has no idea. But if
he's listening to the show right now, found now he knows.
But I would not. I would be super flattered if
I were paddle board Guy and they were talking about
me on the radio.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Not only is he sexy, but he was paddleboarding with
a dog with a do.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That's his dog. Yeah, very cute dog too. I mean,
the whole thing was a vibe. Okay, I was really loving,
and so I was like, I don't know, I screenshot
this and maybe and then if we end up dating,
I'll be like, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I hear wedding bells.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Listen, listen, listen, I hear Sabrina Carpenter. What I hear
Sabrina Carpenter? Right now? I'm gonna get you a keyword.
You're gonna go to your open up the iHeartRadio app,
and you're gonna enter this keyword for Sabrina Carpet. Not
enter it, sorry, You're gonna say it into the talk
back feature, and then that will qualify you for the
trip to Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter and we're gonna
(03:05):
fly you down there. We got the hotel, we got
the tickets. You're on your own for the long, yard
long plastic glass of beer that you will carry around
the streets. You're on your own for cowboy boots and
a pink cowboy hat. You're on your own for all that,
But we take care of everything else. What is the
keyword for this time, Jenny?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
The key word this time is please?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Just like her song, so the keywords please please.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Open up the iHeartRadio app. And this is the last
week to do it. So I know we say it
all the time. We're just trying to get you. We
want you to go see this show. So I know
we say it a lot, we talk about it a lot,
but it is pretty cool and it is probably the
one of the biggest concerts touring right now. There's the weekend,
there's her and and that's there.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Nobody else, nobody else matters.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Nobody else matters right now, Go do that and please
is the keyword.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Let's play I Think Fast on Katie Tree.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
In this corner is twenty three year old Vontavious Carl
Leakontavious Carl is a young man who is fostering a
dog right now named Ava, and he's living with a
woman named Alyssa tell us about the dog this weekend.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Oh man, we took her like an hour and a
half long walk and I don't know what she like.
Her story is before she came to us, But you
would think this dog had never touched grass. So we
were outside, she was running smelling the grass and she
loves it.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Over in this corner we have weather girl Jenny, who
Jenny is for a party girl from the U of M.
Pretty much hooked up with everybody in Pioneer Hall back
in two thousand and nine and now is in love
with paddle board guy who slipped into her DMS. Jenny,
how's it going so far with paddle board here?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You're literally gonna ruin anything for me that happens now
that I'm single.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Thank you so much. Nothing's going on.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
We are just at a friendship level ten getting to
know each other.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
There, you know, that's your gay girl. Okay, here we
go think fast. Here's your relative round.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I describe how a person is related to you. You
tell me what they are called. That I describe a person.
Now they're rated, You tell me what they are called.
Here we go jump in. When you know the answer.
Your sister's daughter. Yes, Jenny got that one first, I
think it was okay, got it? Okay, all right, Your
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mom's son, your brother, Jenny, got it, brother, Your dad's
sister aunt is corrected his aunt, Your mom's dad's dad.
Your great grandfather, yes, vought great grandpa. Yes, last one
(05:42):
in the relative round. Here we go. Your mom's uncle,
your uncle, von got it? Great uncle?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You can't. You wouldn't just take uncle.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Nope, No, not really great uncle.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Brother, your mom's uncle, so that would be your great uncle.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Are you sure mom's uncle is your great uncle?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I am ninety that. Now you're making me question. But
I'm the judge, so I think I get I get
the final say. Here we go with the crimes round.
You ready for the crimes round? No, I will tell
you a letter. You tell me a crime starting with
that letter M. Jenny got M murder? Yes, very good,
(06:26):
you said manslaughter. Now there's one more left that starts.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
With an M. What is it?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Money laundering?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I'm gonna take money laundering? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Wait, Am I getting a point for that?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
You get a point for that one?
Speaker 8 (06:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I was looking for misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah, let's try another one in the crimes round.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
F farting, farting in a cop.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Cars No, no, no, try again, felony felny Jenny got
that one.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yes, also fraud.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
I don't know if I can get that one, though,
you're gonna get extra.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Crimes round.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Last letter is a arsonist. Arsonist is yes, arsen Yes, Okay,
here we go. Video game characters, okay, lock in Von
the hero in Zelda.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
I'm not gonna get a single one of those. I
would have felt better with letters that would be King Kong.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
The hero in Zelda. Is anybody link.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Which Bailey when you need her?
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
A speedy blue road Jenny got.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Sonic, I have sex. Vaughn has four.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Point for Jenny. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The female adventurer from tomb Raider.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Bailey would definitely know this.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I don't know, but she's hot. I can picture her.
I don't know her name.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Laura Croft. Yeah, try another one.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A yellow electric mouse in Pokemon. Yes, I don't know
it is six to four now, okay, the yellow dot
munching Jenny got it game. Okay, did you send your
(08:38):
keyword and you haven't done that yet, make sure you do.
Your keyword is please open up the iHeartRadio app. And
say the keyword is please, and you're done and you're
good to go. And this is the last week we're
doing it, so play it every chance you get. Coming
up in a second, there's something that I want to
confess that I did over the weekend that's really embarrassing
(08:59):
and disgusting. Uh, because I was bored and sometimes when
you get bored and you're just you're looking for something
to do. And I'm alone out here in Colorado, so
I'm bored. So I had to confess something that I did.
And I told Susan that I did this, and she's like,
you're disgusting.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I will tell you about that one. But we're also
going to play hat of Vulnerability. Somebody on the show
is going to get a very vulnerable moment on the show,
and we'll do that coming up next.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Plus another keyword for Sabrina Carpenter. Stay here. It's all
on k d WUB A.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Little Katie w b makes your morning better one on
one point three kadi wb.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Hey one hour commercial free including more Sabrina Carpenter tickets
and the trip to Nashville coming up, and we're gonna
play Hat of vulnerability. Here in a second set eight
o'clock this morning, something really interesting and I think important.
I know you heard about the bombing of Iran this
past weekend, and we know maybe you're very well of
(10:00):
informed about it, maybe your average informed about it, but
you probably heard that. You know, Trump gave them, they
said two weeks to come to the table, and if
you don't come to the table, then we're going to
use this bunker busting bomb, which is a thirty thousand
pound bomb to penetrate this underground nuclear facility. And Iran
didn't come to the table. So instead of waiting, we
(10:20):
surprise them with this, with this bombing on Saturday. It
was Saturday, right, I want to say it was Saturday,
and so a lot of people were very surprised. A
lot of people are, you know, just average people are worried.
What does this mean. People are like, Okay, the president's
theory is that is going to bring a RAND to
the table and they'll negotiate for peace. Other people are
(10:41):
saying Rand doesn't negotiate for peace. This is going to
be a generation's long conflict, and we don't want to
get into another generation's long conflict. There are people Vont's age,
who are like, is this going to affect me? Am
I going to have to be like drafted into the navy?
Am I gonna have to be whatever? So there's a
lot of people that are worried, concerned, questioning than is
there the legality of it? And so we don't do
(11:02):
politics on the show. We don't get people on one
side arguing with people on the other side. We just
don't do that. We are the anecdote to that on
our show. So we're gonna have Sharon says, So Sharon
McMahon is gonna be on the show about eight o'clock
this morning, very nonpartisan person to answer questions. And she's
an author and she's got a newsletter, and she's got
an Instagram and she's huge, and she's been on the
(11:23):
show before. So that's coming up around eight o'clock. So
I got im. So I'm here in Colorado and you
ever look around the house. There's nothing to eat and
there is something. I mean, you can make spaghetti, but
you don't really want to make spaghetti because it takes,
you know, some time. Yeah, Or you can put a
pizza in the oven, but it's gonna take twenty five
minutes and you don't have twenty five minutes.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
You're hungry.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Now, yeah, most things are like frozen, and you're like, oh,
don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't want to do it, don't have time. So I
found a box of triscuts. Well, I don't want to
eat just playing triscuts, right, that's weird. So I got
some mustard and dunk the triscuts in the mustard. Nah,
and ate probably i'd say half a box of triskets
and mustard.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You literally told us that you didn't even do much
at all this weekend of note, so you couldn't drive
your little happy ass to the grocery store.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
To get something like way Jenny Door Dash nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I mean still, I didn't mean to eat half the
box of triskes.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
It just happened.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
But it just happened. But it was so good. I
love mustard. I didn't dunk. Dunk is like what you
do with chicken strips and ranch dressing. That's a dunk.
This was a no, it's not I think, so okay.
So anyway, yeah, I just want to confess. You know,
I'm human. I've probably done the same thing, Oprah. You
know Oprah is my hero, Oprah told. Oprah told the
(12:46):
story one time she had nothing in her house to eat,
so she ate hot dog buns and syrup.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
But she's Oprah. Anything she does is okay.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
But I was like, Okay, if she can get away
with that, I can eat trisk it's dunked and mustard.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's literally the driest cracker to ever exist. And then
you the best choice was mustard, like also one of
the worst condiments to ever have. And that's what you
did for a kamma, Like I would go spend the
money or do what Von said door dash. I don't
know if they door dash out to your house or not,
because I know the sticks. But no, that is gross, Dave.
(13:20):
I don't blame you for being like you're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I admit that it was gross. I mean afterwards, I
was like, I was ashamed of myself. I was like, God,
you ate half a box of triskets dipped and mustard,
but there was nothing else to eat, nothing that was
like instantly available.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I'm not the only one.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I'm certain that somebody listening is like, you know what
I can top that?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
One?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Hold your beer, send me a text and let me know,
if you've ever done anything like, Okay, there's nothing to
eat in the house, so I had I don't know,
raisins with ketchup? Oh oh god, I'll bet there's somebody.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Raisins alone are fun. You don't need ketchup to eat raisins.
You can eat those alone as a snack.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
That's debatable, Jenny that, Oh my gosh, no it's not.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I'm gonna let my ass off.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
If any if everybody texts like, no, Dave, you're just weird,
that'd be so funny.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Across the board, they were like, nope.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Ooh, hard hitting question. Viattacks what kind of mustard?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Regular yellow?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
I figured, yeah, did you make a sandwich out of it?
Did you like squirt on like one cracker and then
put them together?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Too much effort, too much effort, just dipped it in there.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
All right, we're gonna get on with the head of
Vulnerability on KTWB more Sobrina Carpenter keywords coming up about
ten to fifteen, about ten minutes away now, so we
we already know. I did it a couple of weeks ago,
then Vaunt did it last week, and then Jenny, you
are on deck. Had of vulnerability. This is where we
(14:48):
just tell a story about something that we're vulnera about
in our life.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Right, normally it would have been between Bailey and I
once and s Bailey's and here today it is up
to me. So yeah, I'll go right ahead. Well, I
mean we talk about this quite a bit now, but
if you have not heard, I am single and it's
been like three four months now or something since I've
become single again, and I feel like I realized that
(15:15):
I think I kind of lost myself in my relationship
and this is.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
No shade whatsoever.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
In my ex so I don't I don't want I
want to put that out.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
There right at the beginning.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I just think that I became a little bit of
a different person than who I truly am in that relationship,
and I don't know why, but I'm realizing it as
I've become single again, and I'm just able to do
whatever I want, you know what I mean, Like you
have the freedom to do whatever you want. And I'm
kind of disappointed in myself because I've always seen myself
(15:47):
as like a very independent person and I don't know,
I think I stopped doing a lot of things that
I like enjoyed.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
And I also like.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I relied too much of my happiness on that partnership, and.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Man, I didn't think I get sad about this, But.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Since being alone again, I really feel like I have
like learned more about myself. And it's a weird feeling
because I'm thirty five years old.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Now and I thought I knew who I was.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
But I think that like when you're with someone and
you're spending so much time with them, you do eventually
mold into like certain things and that's just a natural
after fact of being in a relationship or whatever. But
I feel like I'm kind of rediscovering myself again and
once again, like this has nothing to do with my
(16:46):
old partner.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
This is just like I don't really.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Know at what point that happened in that relationship and
why it happened, but it definitely did because I am
a very different person four months ago than I was
back in like Arch, and for the better in my opinion.
I think like I'm just doing more things that make
me happy. And I think I became very much like
(17:09):
a homebody and that's not who I am. Like I'm
not a homebody, and I did become that, and I
think that that's also something that's a very natural progression
in a relationship. You stop going out as much or
like hanging out with a ton of people all the
time because you have your partner at home. But I
also like need that human interaction. And I think that
like I started losing myself a little bit in the
(17:30):
relationship because I just relied too much on the partnership
for like happiness, and then I wasn't getting it from
friendship as much. So yeah, I think that, like I'm
really kind of it's it sounds really corny as hell,
but I feel like I'm kind of rediscovering myself right
now and for the better.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I mean, it's no line. I'm so sad about things that.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Have happened because that was a very long relationship for me,
but I mean, I or the better.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
I am happy with the direction I'm going right now.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
And if anyone has ever been through that before where
you kind of like you didn't realize it in the
moment and then you get out of relationship and you're like, wow,
I wasn't fully myself, just know that I'm there right
now and I'm definitely going through that where I'm like
figuring it out again.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I think I'm listening to this, and whenever somebody's telling
a story like that, the temptation is to go.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
H uh huh, yeah, uh huh uh uh uh huh.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And I'm really glad that we just let you talk
because I wanted to hear what you wanted to say.
And the temptation is now to sit here and analyze yesh,
Jenny baby by beer. The only thing that I would
say is whatever you were going through back then, none
of us noticed anything. I mean, I didn't notice anything.
And maybe it's my fault for not being observant, because
(18:51):
people come in sometimes in good moods or bad moods.
But I didn't notice that you were anything more than
you know, funny, kind, hard work working, smart ass Jenny.
But I do think that when we're in a relationship,
we bend a little bit to make the other person happy. Like,
I know you're not a homebody, but maybe if your
ex was more of a homebody, then you wanted to
(19:16):
stay home to make them happy. And then that's maybe
not you. I know people who have, like you know,
taken on hobbies to accommodate their partner, Like, okay, somebody
doesn't like fishing, but they take on fishing or they
take on camping to accommodate their their partner, and then
it doesn't feel authentic. So maybe that's what you were
going through, was you were accommodating, trying to be an accommodating,
(19:39):
loving partner, and then you were turning into a person
that was not quite one hundred percent authentic.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Jenny, Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what it was.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And once again, like it's my own fault, like it's
it's nobody else to blame but myself. But it's weird
because I have always viewed myself as like a pretty
like strong, a dependent person, and so it's weird to
like get out of a situation and then realize, like, wait,
maybe I wasn't really that strong, independent person that I
(20:09):
thought I was.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Because I think that there's go ahead again, I'm not
going to no, that's it, No, you go well, I
was gonna say, I think that there is a myth
that you if, okay, it is twenty twenty five, you
must be a strong, independent woman, and you must be stoic,
and you must be successful, and you must pull down
one hundred thousand dollars a year. BS, there's a lot.
(20:32):
It's like saying you must not be shy, you must
be an extrovert, you must be a type a baloney.
You can't be other than what you are, even though
our society says you must be a strong, independent woman,
you must stand up for yourself. My daughter Alison is
one of the most wonderful people ever. But if I
walked into her house right now with a shopping cart
(20:53):
and took all of her groceries and I left, she'd
be like, have a good day, dad, because she's just
that she's not a stand up for herself kind of
a person, and that's not a bad thing. But the
pressure is to say, if you are not standing up
for yourself and strong and independent, then you're not successful.
And I think sometimes we're just not. I'm a p
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word a lot of the time. I put everybody so
much in front of me that I've let people walk
all over me and stab me in the back my
entire career because I'm just not a confront confrontational kind
of a person. Anyway, I think it's okay to be
who you are, and that's not always a perfect person, and.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Don't blame yourself for getting lost in a relate Like
that's that's part of a relationship, right, Yeah, Like it's
totally fine to lean on that person, Like you can
say it's your fault, which sure, if you feel like
that way, sure, but it's totally normal also to you know,
kind of get lost because you love this person and
they are your person that you do everything with them.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
And if I was still in that relationship, I don't, like,
I don't think I would be unhappy with myself because
I wasn't unhappy with myself in that relationship.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
It's just that, like now, with all the changes.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
In my life, I've just realized that there just definitely
are things that weren't fully me and so I'm happy
to be learning more about what really makes me happy
that is solely reliant on myself and not on a partner.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know, we do someone else can say, I'm gonna
say some very supportive text messages, some very supportive phone calls.
So really interesting, And I think that where you are
at in life is a chapter where a lot of
people are kind of that in life right now too.
So let's find out what people want to say about
this one and get some people on the phone.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Michelle's on the phone. Hi, Michelle, Hi.
Speaker 10 (22:33):
I just wanted to say, Okay, I'm very proud that
you realized sooner rather than later, because that's what you do.
You get lost and you don't realize how slowly you're
losing who you are. And I was in a marriage
for fifteen years and it was my daughter who's out
there and said that I don't know who you are anymore.
(22:54):
And by going to therapy and doing this book it's
called Self Love Work Books for Women, which is an
amazing book, and you really realize who you are and
you need to love your It's not that I didn't
love myself, but you do. You lose yourself with that
person and you can't. You got to always make sure
(23:16):
you're doing things that I always made you happy, same
type of thing. I used to go out, I used
to play ball, I used to love life and and
he didn't and so I kind of reverted inwards and
I became a person who never left my house. I
lost friends, I lost a lot of people, and I
didn't realize it.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Right. Yeah, yeah, I totally get that.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And it sounds like now you're out of that marriage yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well, there's a lot of people who are saying the
same thing. Jenny, for example, so many text messages my
accent I broke up the same time as you did
with your partner.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I know exactly what you're going through. I feel like
I don't know who I am anymore. It's definitely a
grieving process. We will find ourselves, girl, thank you for sharing.
Another one says, it may me realize just now, Jenny,
that I might also not not be my true self
right now in my current relationship. Also, I wish I
could give you a big hug right now. A lot
(24:10):
of people kind of going through the same thing is
very interesting. And you know, we don't really ask, Jenny.
I mean, you know, we're nosy, and we're like, what happened,
what happened, what happened. But we also respect the fact that, hey,
you know, what is kind of a private personal thing
and and really none of our business.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
But I'm glad you got a chance to talk about it.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Yes, had a vulnerability. Gotta love it. I didn't think
I was going to cry on it today.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I was like, oh, this would be one of the
first ones I ever don't cry on.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
But we all know, I cry all the time.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The good news is there's paddle board guy, and paddle
board guy loves Let me tell you this story here.
So Jenny, she's on you know, Jenny KWB, And so
some guy slid into her deems over the in the
last couple of days.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
She's been chatting.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And there's a picture of him looking like the cover
of a catalog for naked men. Okay, it's like May.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Scrimware.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And he's got a dog on the paddleboard bonus, and
he's got the chiseled ripply six pag body. And so
Jenny's screen shot at him the other day and showed
me a picture.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
So sure did.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
And I was sure that he was going to get
the notification that I screenshotted it like a creep.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
But luckily I don't really quick big news, big news,
Sabrina Carpenter, This is big news. If you got here,
you're going. Where's my keyword? I don't want to hear
about paddleboard guy. Where's my keyword? I got a keyword
for Sabrina Carpenter. For the trip of a lifetime, maybe
at least that maybe the trip of a lifetime, at
least the trip of the year you go to fly
to Nashville with your friend. You're gonna go down see
(25:38):
Spreena Carpenter. We got the airfare, we got the hotel,
we got the tickets. You need to open up the
iHeartRadio app and use that keyword. Here we go with
the keyword. The keyword this hour.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Is I gotta find my paper. It is busy. Busy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Buzzy is the keyword busy. So just say the keyword
is is. Open up the iHeart Radio app, used the
talk back feature and say the keyword is busy, and now.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
You can be quiet.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
You're qualified for that trip to go see Sabrina Carpenter.
Once again, open up the iHeart Radio app. Tap that
red microphone button that's called the talkback feature. Tap it'll
say like three two one, and then you say the
keyword is busy and you hit stopped. Then you hit send.
If you screw it up, I don't know how you could.
Then you do it again, and now you're in. We
do this every thirty minutes all day. Can you imagine
(26:25):
you get on the airplane. First of all, you're probably
flying I'm gonna guess you're probably flying on Delta. You're
gonna stop somewhere get a little cocktail with you and
your obnoxious girlfriend on the way down there. You're gonna
get a cocktail so you get a little bit of
buzz when you get on the airplane. Then you get
on the airplane. The first thing they can I get
you to anything to drink? Yes, what do you order
on the airplane?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Jenny, Well, I'm ordered gen Jurill.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
No, not boring. Noka.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Well, if I'm going to Nashville for this, I'm ordering
straight to Kila shots Baby, no chaser.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'm getting at Laman and Diet and get the Bacardi
Laman and Diet and then a couple of dolls on
the airplane. Then I get on there, We take the
uber over to the hotel, we check in, then we
go out on whatever the main street is and we
start drinking. We go to the show. So you're gonna
have a great time. The keyword again is busy, busy.
Go do that for Sabrina Carpenter with one on one
point three k d w B. Running late but feeling great.
(27:18):
Let's do Dave's Dirt on.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
KD show one on one point three kd WB.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Uh Nick Cannon is quizzed and to see if he
can remember all of his kids' names.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Here is Nick Cannon.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
What are their names? All twelve twelve names. This is
where I usually get in trouble, right, because you.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
Don't know all of them.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
I know all of them, but like.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
See, let's keep me honest.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
There's Rock Row, Golden, Powerful, Rise, Onyx, Legendary, Zion, zillion Zin.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
And just seeing this is where I am.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Uh, you're missing, I'm missing too, dope.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
You know we laugh at we laugh, and you're laughing.
I laugh too.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
But it's disgusting, disgusting, absolutely a thing disgusting that he
can't name all of his children.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
But I laughed.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
That's disgusting, so I laughed too.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Because he brags about like yeah, I could get any
woman I want pregnant. I'm not done. I want like
a dynasty. So like now it's like, now you look stupid.
That's why I'm laughing. I don't know he has no shame.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
He has no shame, says he has a king complex,
which I don't know what that means, but it sounds
to me like a sociopathic narcissist. That's just my guess.
Let's do something a little bit happier. Here Uh, Dua
Lipa did virtual insanity with Jamiroquoy. Do you remember Jamirokoy
from thirty years ago? Here's a clip of Dua Lipa
(28:56):
and Jamiroqoy. Check it out.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Okay, kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Also, here's the final call of the Okac Thunder winning
last night the NBA Finals.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
The Thunder. I taken the NBA by Store, but the
first time the NBA champion resides at okhol of the
city the story book season, it's complete.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
And good for that.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Jenny has something from the Hailey Bieber desk.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, Hailey Bieber was photographed her on New York this
past weekend and.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
She was not wearing her wedding ring. And there's been
a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Of speculation going on if things at rocky between her
and Justin Bieber, because I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
Justin has been all over the place.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It seems like you'll post something on Instagram and delete it.
I think she was on the cover of was it
Sports Illustrated or she was on the cover of something recently,
and Justin talked about how he one time in a
fight told her she'd never be on the cover of
that magazine it was Vogue.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, right, and then like he was like, well, I'm.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Eating my words now because my beautiful wife is on
the cover.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
So he basically then.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Now brought up a fight where he was a jerk
in and then took away the spotlight of her on
the cover to be about him, and then anyways, that
was deleted too. So I do see a divorce in
the future for them. I also feel like a lot
of this spiraling started to happen when Selena Gomez came
out and was just like talking about how happy she
(30:36):
was with Benny Blanco and how great he treats her
and stuff, and so it feels like Selena was the
one that got away.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
He realized she truly.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Got away at this point, and this is all by speculation,
but this is what I'm going with.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
But he's.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
No, he was awful to her.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
But I also think that, like you, when you're younger,
a lot of times you don't realize the person that
you're with is like the and you should be with,
and you don't.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
You're not mature enough.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
And so now Selena's out here like this is the
best thing that's ever happened to me with Benny, and
I think that I don't know, maybe Justin's spiraling at
this point.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That's gonna hurt seriously if that is his one that
got away and she's really happy with Benny Blanco, it's
just yeah, it's really just got to hurt with Justin.
And he was probably hoping that Haley was the balm
to that that he would she would turn into his
new one that didn't get away, and maybe it just
didn't work out that way. Dirt is brought to you
by sixty one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law,
(31:33):
and we're gonna take a We're gonna take a quick
little break here because we got to talk. There's a
guy on the phone and we talked to him last
week and I said, dude, you got to be on
the radio to tell this story.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
Will you tell the stories? Like, oh yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So he has a rule that he would like to
propose that women should not get to do this on
dating apps because he's experienced it, and we want you
got to hear what he's got to say, and we'll
do it now.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
We'll play a song I'm not sure we're gonna play.
We'll play it.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Right now, and we'll talk to him coming up next
on k E D Double Ub one on one point
three k D Double Ub. All right, we're gonna talk
to this guy named Asher, but I want you to
be ready to hear what he has to say. Maybe
you'll agree with it, maybe not so. Asher, Thanks for
(32:18):
being on the show, Thanks for listening to KTWB. You're dating,
you're on the dating apps, and you have a proposal
that you would might like to make.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
What's up? Asher?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (32:27):
Hey, thanks thanks for having me GUYZ.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
I mean it's a simple, you know, common sense proposal.
In my mind, I think women need to stop using
filters on their pictures for dating apps, using fake pictures
that look nothing like them. I think it. I think
it should be illegal. Honestly, I think there should be
a lot against it, because I cannot tell you how
many times I've met someone who looks great, you know,
on one of these dating apps, and it's tough out there,
(32:52):
you know, But then and I get excited, I plan
a date, and then I meet her in person and
lo and behold, you know, she's a great, big old pancake,
flipping hot.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What what what?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
What is it? What is it?
Speaker 10 (33:10):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
What is a pancake flipping hog? I've never heard.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
I think it paints a picture. You know, it's a hog.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
It's a pancake flip Okay, now you're now you're being
kind of you're being kind of a D word.
Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, am I? I mean I don't think I am.
I listen, I don't call it that. It's it's only
when I'm I'm completely catfish and lied to that.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
You know.
Speaker 11 (33:28):
I see plenty of people who could be, you know,
pancakes slipping hogs, but it's the ones that take advantage
of people on dating apps like this. So anyway, this happening,
even this last Saturday, this last weekend, I met a
girl who was like a solid eight on her profile,
like gorgeous and and I'm all excited. I walk in,
I'm looking for her and no, no, she's not there.
And so there's this beast of a woman smiling at me,
(33:51):
and then I'm looking around you. It turns out, is.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
This for real? Jenny? Are you punking? Is this your friend?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Off?
Speaker 5 (33:59):
I don't belie. I don't believe this guy is real.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I wish I was talking to you because I kind
of want to hang up on him right now because he's.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Really annoying me.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, but listen, Ashure, I have no idea what you
look like, but I'm going to say that you're probably
not a prize yourself.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
No, I don't claim to be. I mean, I'm like
like a four or five. You know, I'm pretty, I'm short,
but I like I start with my height on my
on my profile. I don't use filtered pictures. What you
see is what you get, you know. So I just
don't understand why. I again, I don't want to be
There's no way that other guys don't feel exactly the
same way that I.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
I just stop.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Okay, but don't you think guys, Okay, I'm glad that
you're honest about you being who you are, and you
admit you're a four or five whatever. That's cool, But
I don't you think that their guys are probably just
as if not more, guilty of this. Because you hear
about guys who have lost all their hair. They took
this picture seven years ago. They do not have a thick,
full head of hair anymore. They'll post that. They don't
post how tall they are. Height is not that important
(34:58):
to most people, but it can't if you lie about
and say you're five eleven and you're like five to
seven though, or maybe you say that you're you know,
you lie about your age and you're like, I'm twenty
seven years old and he gets there and he's obviously
forty ish.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
The good guys do it too.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
It's just part of the It's just part of the
landmine of dating online, don't you think.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
No, I think those guys are pancake flipping hogs too.
I mean, they're just.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Talk to this guy. I'm done. But yeah, I'm done.
I'm walking away from asher. I'm duing done.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Without it without being an a hole about it.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
I agree because remember back when the Snapchat puppy filter
was a thing. That filter definitely changes the way I
thought it made me look cuter, and it did, so
I agree to the sent that you should not be
using those pictures or even some people post pictures from
years ago where they don't look the same. Maybe they
lost a little weight or they aged a little bit.
But I'm not I'm still gonna be okay with the date.
(35:54):
I'm not gonna look at it be like, oh, pancake
flipping hog. I already know this is gonna go. I mean,
where do you get what is pancake? I'm confused.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
What does the pancake flipping part have to do with
any of it? Asher?
Speaker 11 (36:07):
I mean I think that you know, a hog already
implies a certain level of disgusting. You know, there's some
pancakes that just kind of adds to kind of the imagery.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
What's going on? You know what this is? This is
one of Bailey's theater friends.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Bailey's off today she said, Hey, call in and tell
him your name is something really douchey like Asher, and
then just pissed Dave off. This is one of Bailey's
theater friends. What is your real name? Don't you lie
to me?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Being just straight up?
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Take some calls to guarantee even you're even You guys
are agreeing with me to an extent.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
No, we're not that one of us has.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Said that we're agreeing with you. We all think you're
an absolute ass. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And also, I don't think he's real.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
No, he's real. I think he is real.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Believe it.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
These people trust me, Dave, now that we're all back
or I'm back in the dating scene Bailey's and the
dating scene, these people exist. But also, Asher, if you've
had so much experience with these people who quote aren't
using real photos, can't. Don't you think you'd be able
to see through it on their dating profile at this point?
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Do?
Speaker 10 (37:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (37:10):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (37:10):
This is the thing you guys don't understand how tough
it is for like a guy on these dating apps.
Speaker 10 (37:15):
It's not easy.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
We don't get a lot of matches. Okay, So yeah,
we get our hopes up and we're easily fooled because
call me desperate. Maybe I'm desperate, but that doesn't mean
I don't have standards, you know, It's.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Just I'm desperate.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
You have somebody.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Leave Ashure there because I want to hear him if
she wants to get into it with Asher, Karina?
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Is that right on the phone? Okay, okay, let's get her, Hi, Karina,
what's up?
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
I'm just so excited that Asher felt so comfortable sharing
his opinions because it got me excited to share my opinion.
It's not in the morning here, okay, on Monday, and
this is coming after reading a story or a book
called The Ancient Generation, so it is backed up with
a little research here.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
But I was just talking welfare, saying that my hot
take would be that for the longest time, literally since
the beginning of time, all men had to do was
offer what a couple, a little bit of money and
a cow, and they could buy women. And that's why
all they needed to be in a marriage and to
own literally own a woman. And now women have higher standards.
I don't feel like we're sitting here looking at men
(38:22):
and thinking, my goodness, thank goodness, they can give my
family some land in the future and I can take
whatever I can get. Like now we're looking at men
who have social emotional intelligence, who are going to raise children.
If you're interested in being a parent, you have parents
or adults who want men with schools and things like that.
So right, right, filters and things like that. First of all,
(38:45):
all of that was created through social media.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, I know that you're very passionate about this, but
I got other callers that are get to take here.
But yeah, back in the day, it was like if
he had a cow and he had a like like
you know, twenty acres or whatever, that was like, ooh,
he's marrying material. Do you own a cow?
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Asher, Do you have a cow? Do you have a mule.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
You know, we lost him for a second, so we're
trying to get him back on real quick. But I'm
gonna go ahead and say he probably does not have
a cow or a mule.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Okay, yeah, text messages. Asher sounds like a dude whose
profile picture is of a car.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
Oh my gosh, he does that. Nailed it.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Okay, here's another one. He's right, he's being a d word,
but he's right. Filter at all your pimples and all
kinds of things and take a picture from a certain
angle and hide the tummy. It's really annoying. Now, I
don't know if that's from a girl or from a guy,
but I will say that. I mean, I don't I've
never been on dating apps, but you know, back in
the day, it used to be like, okay, you would
meet somebody in your friend or your friend would be like,
(39:42):
I know somebody who's perfect for you, and then you
you'd meet him and you'd be like, no, they're no,
they're not at all. But guys will lie on dating
apps too, right, I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
You're asking the wrong person because I hate dating ass
but I'm sure, yeah, I would say mislead yes, but
don't know. I mean I feel like I can see
through photos that have been either photoshop, face tuned, whatever,
or have a filter on it. I feel like I
can see through that. So if you're experiencing that a
ton on dating apps, then I feel like at some
point you should be able to start seeing through it yourself.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Okay, Asher, thanks for me. I still I gotta tell
you he had me so fired up and with the
word there was that he came up with panlick, pancake,
pancake flip and hog that I think that Bailey is
behind this. I think that Bailey had somebody call in
because that was some of the most outrageous ass that
(40:36):
I've heard in a long time. M And I just
picture Bailey and her mom ron to listening in the
car and the drive back from Ohio.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
I mean maybe, but I we literally can't get him
on the phone again because he probably realized how much
of a jerk he was being. But no, I can
promise you, Dave, since I'm the one who controls all
the things behind the scenes here, this is a real person.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
This has nothing to do with Bailey right now.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Okay, Yeah, she is listening because she's been texting me
about the paddle board guy.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Hello, fess up, fast up.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
You.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
First of all, you know exactly what you did.
Speaker 8 (41:18):
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 11 (41:19):
David.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
Who is Asher?
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Who is?
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Because he sounds hot?
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Okay? Have you been listening to the show this morning
on the iHeartRadio app?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
I am listening on the iHeart Radio app. Katie WB
is my number one pre s.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Where are you right now?
Speaker 12 (41:39):
We are still in Ohio, but we are close to Indiana.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Oh you're lucky. Okay, so we are.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I'm convinced that this guy that called in a little
while ago and said that he's tired of meeting pancake
flipping hogs on dates, he was so over the top
outrageous offensive that I'm convinced he's one of your theater
dork friends that you him up to this bit?
Speaker 5 (42:01):
True or false?
Speaker 6 (42:03):
It wasn't me. It's probably one of Vont's friends because
he's kind.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Of a dork.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
First of all, doesn't have friends.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
She's he says, Vant doesn't. Vant defends himself He didn't
have any friends.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oh, well, that makes up that.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
That does check out.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Okay, not one of my dear friends.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
So the name Asher does sound made up?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Okay? Drive drive safe, Bailey, Hi, mam Miranda, Hey, hey and.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Your niece in the cartoon by Medicine.
Speaker 5 (42:33):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Okay, all right, so that that checks out? Okay, yeah,
anyway text message. To be fair, his parents named him Asher.
Dude didn't have a chance to chance from the start.
Now that's not true. There's probably a nice, nice young
man ten years old right now listening to them.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
There is someone did text in and said, yeah, guys
lie on dating apps all the time about having wives
or a significant other.
Speaker 7 (42:57):
Pedal board guy that you've been talking to is a
lying in any way? You said right through him.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
No, I don't think he's lying. He's too kind. I
think of a person to be lying to me. He
wants you to think, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 6 (43:10):
I have no idea. I could be getting love bombed
right now.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
What does that mean? Love bombed?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Well, I shouldn't say that because he's not obsessed with me.
But he's like very nice and like very into conversation.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
He is Dave. Jenny showed me some screenshots. They're sending
paragraphs to each other. I was like, okay, that's good,
but paragraphs. Immediately I was like, this is a jump,
but it's a good jump.
Speaker 6 (43:33):
Well, it's better than a like how is your day?
Speaker 2 (43:37):
That you know I've hung out with people whose contribution
to the conversation is yeah or uh huh, Oh my god,
I'm glad you're having conversations with him.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Good.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, we'll tell you more about paddleboard Guy coming up.
We're about five minutes away from your next keyword for
Sabrina Carpenter, so hang out for that one. But we're
also to talk to Sharon McMahon. She's the author, she
wrote a book, she's got the Instagram, she's basically a
nonpartisan political teacher, and we're going to talk to her
(44:10):
about the bombing in Iran.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Because a lot of people are concerned like, well, what
does this mean? Why did we do this?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Was it necessary? Was it unnecessary? Is this an impeachable offense?
Was Trump right to do this? Was he wrong to
do this? And she's one of these people that really
knows the facts, really, not just opinions, because a lot
of politicians they'll take something that's wonderful and they'll say
it's terrible because it makes their opponent look bad, or
they'll lie and they'll twist whatever. Sharon doesn't do that.
(44:38):
We'll talk about that coming up. And there are people
like vont who's twenty four years old, twenty three years
old and is worried like, oh my god, is this
going to lead to, like I mean something down the
road where I could be drafted. So just things like
that we want to talk about that's coming up in
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the hot stred. We did asher st the pot. I
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keyword coming up in another five or ten minutes, and
we'll do then we'll do Sharon McMahon their keyword, and
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