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We talk to Chris, who is unlucky in dating, play another game of Faceoff, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
W B.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
We are on TV right now and you can check
us out on YouTube just search Dave Ryan TV. It
is National Fart Day. I don't know what you're supposed
to do on National Party part Day, but just to
let you know, it is National fart Day.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Let Jenny, we each get one two in the studio today.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, nope, we have a rule.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
We have a rule in the studio National fart Day.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I am sorry, it's a holiday, Okay, it's not gonna happen.
We have an unwritten rule that we just don't fart
in the studio. Sometimes you might a little might slip out, Bailey,
j My gosh, me.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Being in a different studio than you guys, you'll never know.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, there's a rule in everybody's business, and in radio,
it's a well known rule that if you fart your
alone in the studio, immediately the most attractive salesperson on
the staff will walk in and say, Jenny, I have
a question.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh my god, your boss Rich walks in and then
he calls you out on the radio. Truly, if you
did that, fine, aren't you ever scared that I'm gonna
just randomly walk in your studio after you might have
ripped one.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You do that on your own accord.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
If you do that, it's not my problem because you
know it's random when I'm walk in there in the morning,
and so random.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And everybody's work. I mean, if you work, you know,
you get your own like office at work, and somebody
walks in, it's like hi, yeah, Mims Thompson. Can I
oh my tops? All right? Here we go? An I
get an email and this is a very sweet and
sort of a sad email, but I want to get
your opinion for this mom named Annie who's concerned about

(01:37):
what's going on at her daycare. And if you're a
daycare person or you're a mom or a dad, I'd
love to hear what you think. I got to say, this,
says Dave Jenny Bailey Bond. I'm here to say I
love the energy of the new lineup. I'm listening since
I can remember, and this is my favorite lineup ever.
Well that's very sweet. Thank you. We've had a lot
of lineups over the years. Here's why I'm writing though.

(01:58):
I've got a four year old that's loving and sweet
and funny and just a joy. But I noticed something
the last few weeks when I pick her up at daycare.
A lot of the time she is sitting playing by
herself while other kids are either with another kid or

(02:19):
in a group. At first, I didn't think much of it,
but I noticed it's kind of become a regular thing.
I honestly, I can't remember a day that I picked
her up where she's with another group. Sometimes she's playing
with a teacher, but never another kid. Last night I
went to pick her up. I guess she wrote this.
This morning. I went to pick her up and all
the kids were coloring, either in groups or with another kid,

(02:40):
and she was coloring all by herself, all alone at
a table.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't even know what bothers her, because when she
saw me, she was happy and ran over and gave
me hugs. But it broke my heart to think here
she is, four years old, coloring by herself, and there
she is, and you just picture the little girl like
bent over the table, and she's got her little coloring
crayons or whatever. She's got a little sheet of paper
and she's there by herself while another table has got
six kids around it. This table's got two kids coloring together,

(03:07):
and she's by herself. Yeah, I know, none of you
have kids that age. But Dave, did Allison ever go
through this or Carson? Not that I remember. Really, I
don't know, not that I remember. I was not regularly
and certainly not that I can recall.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, is there more to this?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Do you know? Do any other moms have this going
on at daycare? And if you're a daycare teacher, does
this mean they don't have any friends? I know it's
probably not a big deal and something she'll grow out of,
but it just hurts my heart to think of her
playing by herself most of the day. Think back when
you were in elementary school and you got to recess,

(03:44):
there was almost always the kid who walked around by herself,
and then there was you, and you walked around with
your dope friends and you went on the swing set
and the monkey bars and whatever. But there was always
the kid. And I can still picture them kind of
vaguely walking around with her hand in their coat pocket,
just walking around nobody really to play with. And she's

(04:06):
seeing that in her four year old daughter coloring by
herself at daycare. Now. I like to think it's just
a phase. The rest of the time, she's probably playing
in active and maybe sometimes you know, I will tell
you this. When Carson did not have a friend until
he was about five years old, but he found a

(04:28):
friend in kindergarten. Yeah, and that was his only friend.
And then they went to different schools for first grade.
Oh and Carson then he let me tell the good
news is Carson went on to have a zillion friends. Yeah,
the kid has a million friends. The popular kids, the
athletic kids, the not athletic kids, the bad kids. So

(04:48):
what do you think if you're a daycare teacher, send
me a quick text, or better yet, call me and
let me know. Reassure this mom, or maybe say yeah,
that's not a good sign. Because I think if your
companion school is the teacher. Mmmm, the teacher can't say no,
I'm not gonna play with you, I'm not gonna color
with you. Maybe the teacher feels bad for you.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
I wonder if she's like happily coloring alone or if
she's sadly coloring alone, Because there's two different things there,
Like if she's.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Always alone, yeah, that's a bummer.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
But then also I mean, as a teacher or a parent,
I would try and teach my kids to like, hey,
if you see someone alone go and be with them, like,
go and be a built in a friend.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That sounds like an ideal thing, But I don't know
whether a five year old happen to learn that. I
really don't. We talk to Megan, who is I believe?
Are you a teacher or are you a mama?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Megan, I am both.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I thought you might be both. So the four year
old colors alone. She plays alone every time mom picks
her up a daycare. The last few months, she's always alone.
She's sad.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
What do you think, Megan, totally normal.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
I work with four year olds and by the end
of the day, some of them are just tired, just
like we as adults. After socializing all we just want
our alone time. And nine times out of ten when
a parent brings that up to us, those kids are
playing with friends during the day and they're socializing, it's
all normal, but by the end they just kind of
want their space and to have some a little introvert times.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
That's really reassuring, Megan. Are there kids though, that you
know they're just they just aren't social or they just
people are not drawn to them that do play alone.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah, that's also you know, that can be a case too.
But it's also nothing to be concerned about. Some kids,
it just takes them a little bit longer to want
to interact with Peter, especially if they're new to daycare.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, gotcha, Megan, Thank you. I really appreciate that. We
get a bunch of text messages as well, and you
can call us at six five one nine eight nine KTWB.
Here's one. I'm a daycare teacher. I personally think it's
a phase, but I would talk to the teacher or
even the center director. Here's one. My four year old
is going through this. She has some social emotional delay.

(06:56):
She's better, getting better, but she goes to school to
work specifically on that. This might not be a daycare issue.
Here's one. My daughter plays by yourself a daycare, but
she prefers to sometimes. My daughter's an only child, so
I think she just likes having that independent time. Somebody
else says she might have autism. That's how my son was.
I've heard that too. Yeah, that's like, okay. Sometimes the

(07:18):
kids with autism they prefer the company of the teacher
because sometimes they are just on a different level than
the little kids. Here's one. As an elementary teacher, kids
want to play alone. Sometimes they'll play next to each other.
Sometimes they'd learn to share. Typically kids are playing with
each other's by four, but it's not always the case.

(07:38):
Advice to mom watch how she plays other places too.
If she's playing alone, maybe she's shy and needs encouragement.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
So this tech, says daycare provider of twenty years. I've
had kids that age, especially girls, who like to play
alone or color alone, because they like their space and
like to control their own area. However, the teacher should
be encouraging them to be with the group, So I
would have a talk with the tea to see if
they are. But also someone else texted and saying like
the teacher should also be encouraging the other kids to

(08:07):
include the one kid who's sitting alone.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
That sounds idealistic, right, because I don't know if you
can work on the sympathy or empathy of a five
year old to be like, hey, little Jocelyn over here
is you know she'd love to have Can she become
with she? Can she come over with your group?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Last one, Laurel, good morning, Laurel, good morning. Give us
some reassurance. So mom is worried that her four year
old is playing by herself at daycare. She picked her
up the other day, and I paint a sad picture
in my mind of her with a bunch of crayons
on the table, coloring a picture of a kitten, all
by herself. She's worried.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
So part of it is kind of piggybacking after what
others said about the parallel play. She's in a group,
and to her that might still be playing with the
group when she's sitting there coloring, let the kids around her.
The other thing is, is she an only child? Does
she have older siblings, younger siblings that she used to
of doing that at home where she's you know, colored.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's the norm. Yeah, they sit at the table and
they Yeah, they color alone at home, no one else.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Yeah, is that might be her normal? And she's younger.
That's not abnormal at all to sit in color by yourself.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
So you would say, then, Laurel, that there's no the
mama should not be worried about this when it's probably fine.
But maybe still talk to the daycare teacher.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
And see you could see but a lot of times,
so I did day care for a long time. I
did post the care for a long time. I have
eight kids. I have a degree in child and family study.
That's not abnormal at all. And that four year old
is in the same room as the other kids, they
might think.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
They're part of the group just by being in the room,
being around.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
It's not abnormal at all. She's self isolating all the time.
It might be something to look at and and whatnot,
but it doesn't sound like that's.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
What she's doing.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I think she's just worried because you know, you don't
want your kid to be the kid. And we all
knew this kid that was like in fourth grade and
would walk around the playground at he says, with their
hands in their coat pocket because they didn't have anybody
to play with.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
You.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
No, that's a status a lot more liked or not.
Like bunch, like the bench buddies if they sit on
a bench, people and them and they work really hard
on that nowadays.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, well, good information, Laurel. Thanks for kind of out
of time, but I appreciate. I would say, Annie, if
you're listening, and I hope you are, because I think
she wrote this this morning, some reassurance and if your
kid is that same way, then I think you're probably
from what I hear is probably gonna be okay. Coming
up on Katie WB, We're going to play a little
game called Guess the Laugh for Kevin Heart tickets. I

(10:38):
will play a famous laugh, you tell me who it is,
and you win the Kevin Heart tickets. That's next on KATWB.
Voted the thirty fourth most attractive morning show in the
Twin Cities. Look up cities that ain't bad Well, that's
why they put us on TV. We moved up, yeah,
past the Family of Badgers. See us on Dave Ryan TV.

(11:03):
On the YouTube. I got Kevin Hart tickets for you.
Kevin Heart's gonna be doing a show at the Armory
coming up on February twenty First a few weeks await
this could be. Oh, this would be a great Valentine's Day. President,
what you can stick these in a card. I'll print
them out for you, send them over to you. You print
them out whatever. You stick them in a card for
your partner and go guess what. We're gonna go get
dinner at Jimmy John's and we're gonna go see Kevin Hart.

(11:25):
It'd be pretty cool, pretty swanky.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Jimmy Jones.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm gonna give you a celebrity laugh? You tell me
who the celebrity laugh? Is you ready?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, this is a celebrity you've very likely heard of.
You don't have to call on this one, but we
will get you on the phone here for a few
down the road. Who is this celebrity? Laugh? Okay, you
got that one?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Right, he's got that one?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Who is that? If you said Jim Carrey? Think again?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Thank again?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Such a great laugh? How they come up with that?
All right? You've already know that Scooby doo, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Like.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Scoom like Scoob. Who is this one? It's a little harder,
but I think you got it.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's my dad. I was just saying my grandpa.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
No, but my car starting in the wintertime.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
No, I'm gonna use these every time I tell a
joke that you guys don't respond to, which is ninety
five percent of the time. Yeah. On the show, shot it?
Who is this? If you got it? You call me
you win? Sixty five one nine eight nine k d
w B. Here's our first winner on the Guess that

(12:56):
laugh First is Kristin Hi, Kristin Hi. What do you
have this morning? Christen?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh, you're getting ready for work?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay, what kind of what kind of work do you do?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I am a physical therapist.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Wonderful.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I've got some issues, Kristen. Can I talk to you
off air about that?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Bad needs? Okay? Who is this laugh? Kristen?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Is it Scooby Doo?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
That was the first one? That was the first one? Okay,
listen again? Any idea? I'll play it all day if
you want?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
God nothing, I don't think I have anything for that.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
That's okay, try thanks for playing.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
I'll throw a cookie monster.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay, No, that's not it. That's that's not a bad guess.
Thank you. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy, what do
you up to me?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'm dropping my daughter off at school?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Nice? How old is your daughter? Okay, so she's almost
at that age where she'll want you to drop her
off down the block because you embarrass her. But eleven eleven,
they're still pretty sweet. Okay. Who is this? Laugh?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
By it one more time?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (14:26):
Is that a Thomas a youtu train?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
No? No, no, good guests. Have fun. Hi to your kid.
Thanks for listening together. I appreciate that it is. It
is more challenging than I thought. Hi, Micah, Hi, what
are you up to.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I am just heading to work down.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
So many oppolis right now?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Okay, here's the laugh. Who is it?

Speaker 6 (14:53):
I I can't remember her name, but it's marched from
the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh, Thelma and Selma. I think that's a great guess,
but it is in correct this one. I promise you
it's somebody you've heard of. Yes, now you hear the answer, you'll.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Be like, ah, the first person was very close with
their last second guest.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
For you, Let's try another call. Hello, Katie w B. David,
who do you want to Who do you think that
laugh is? From Sesame Street? Nice job, David Job Bernie
from Sesame Street? Did you know it right away? And
you're struggling to get through David? Nice It's a little

(15:44):
bit hard to hear because it's so short, but we
can all picture Ernie going usually at Bird's expense. Yeah,
you're a winner, David, are going to go see Kevin
Hard on the twenty first? All right, thank you for
We'll do it again tomorrow morning. That was a fun contest,
kind of a stumper. Yeah, all right, try again tomorrow.

(16:05):
We got justin Timberlake tickets for you coming up in
a little bit on katiewb. We're gonna play a game.
You guys like games, Yeah, I love to play a
little game here. It's called face Off. Today's face Off
features Jenny versus Bailey. Okay, I'm gonna give you a category,
and then what you will do is you'll give me

(16:27):
as many items in that category as you possibly can,
and we'll see who can come up with the most. Bailey,
get out of there. You're gonna leave the room while
we play with girl. Jenny. You get to play along too.
Is a game we came up with the other day,
and it might be a board game. I don't know,
but it's called face Off. Let's play the game right now, Jenny.
I will give you a category. You're gonna name as
many items in this category in fifteen seconds. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The timer will start after I give you the category.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
Minnesota Lakes Okay, at Minnetonka Lake, the Ailes, but am Coska, Harriet, Cedar,
Prior Lake, Fourth Lake, Relax.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Superior.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, nine Okay, you have nine lakes. Okay, next one. Apps.
These are apps not appetized.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Okay, okay, we're talking food not yet. Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
These are apps on your Okay, as many as you
can in fifteen seconds.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Go Okay, Instagram, Tinder, bumble, TikTok x, face tune, square,
square quick, Heather or Tessa sorry, grinder?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Okay, hes and square quick are.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Not I said, Tessa, you can cross square Square quick
is to like put like four picks in a grid.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, we'll give you what I mean. Yeah, Okay, we
got you. Okay. The next one at is if you're
ready apps as in yes, appetizers. Now. Remember if you
get something you say steak, I'm not gonna give it
to you. Okay, okay, fifteen seconds on the clock.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Ready, go cheese, parrots, wings, nachos, fried pickles, mazarella stix.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh my gosh, why am I blanking one times? Egg rolls? Okay,
old man, I can't believe it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
That was seven okay.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Oh Bailey.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Our paging system, Yeah, I like it, Bailey. We just
finished around with Jenny. You're gonna see whether you do
better or worse. The timer will begin after I state
your category, Bailey, you'll have fifteen seconds. Category number one
Minnesota Lakes.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Cedar Lake, Lake of the Isles, bedem Coska Lake, Tanka Lake,
Nicomas Lake, Harriet.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
The Lake Superior, Relax around Lake.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm sorry you got in after the buzzer.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Okay, gosh, I don't know any lakes.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Your next category is apps, apps on your phone, phone apps.
The timer will start right now, fifteen seconds go.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Tinder, bumble hinge okay, Cupid, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok uh linked
in blue Sky calendar notes the timer.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I will give you the timer. It's snuck in at
the last minute. Okay. Your final category is apps. Appetizers
at are restaurants. Okay, fifteen seconds on the clock.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Please and go mazarellistics, fries, nachos, h sausages, hot talks,
Brussels sprouts, chicken wings.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
I said French trice, I.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Did not give you hot dogs, sausages or brush is
an appetitie no, I refuse. I'm the judge, but you
get that as an app. You can argue all you
want to, but you're not gonna well. I'm sorry. Brussels
spouts is a side.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
For the record, I agree with Bailey.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I'm sorry you don't get I want to win the
Category're right, I don't agree with Bailey.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
In category number one, Minnesota Lakes, Jenny said, nine. Bailey
said eight.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh, I thought Bailly beat me.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
On that album.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
So Jenny wins that round. In apps on your phone,
Jenny said nine. Bailey had an amazing, astounding twelve.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I can tell you crushed me on that.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Calendar calendar the timer. In the final round appetizers, Jenny
had seven. Because Brussels sprout, sausage and hot don't count,
you only have four. Jenny won two rounds, Bailey one.
Jenny is the winner.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Saw the food appetizer category was much more difficult than
I anticipated. I thought a thought Bailey was going to
crush me on that, and I could not think of anything.
There are so many apps, and I couldn't think of anything.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I'm ashamed of every single one of you. You're all fired.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Say Brussels sprous is an appetizer.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm sorry, it's not. Brussel brouse is no kind of
an appetizer restaurant. I disagree, And you know what they
proved me wrong. Send me a menu with a picture
with an appetizer that says Brussels sprouse is definitely a
side one hundred percent. I don't know what the world
you guys live in.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It's like fancy I love.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No one ever said no whatever, no.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
When you make them at home, of course gross. But
at a restaurant they are usually caramelized. There's some kind
on it, there's something you can give it in something,
and it just it doesn't taste like a Brussels sprout.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I got five on that one. I'm gonna say it
right now.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh you still lost though, Yeah, text messages, Brussels sprouts
are at punch Bowl. I work in a restaurant downtown
and still Water. Brussels brouse are one of our most
popular appetites. Cookie big supporter of the show. Brussels sprouse
is an app on every restaurant. Now check them in
use Dave. Yeah, all caps Invergrove Brewing has Brussels sprouts. Okay,

(22:35):
so maybe they are.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
This person says, I put it.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Should have put mini before the food items, and then
it's an appetizer mini hot dogs, corn dogs.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's true mini sausage.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That was a fun game. I like that game that's
called face Off, and we got to remember to play
that more often. Write it down, Jennys do Dave's Dirt
on k W Dave Ryan Show one on one point
three kd WB somebody asked Travis Kelcey during the Super
Bowl press conference yesterday, are you going to propose to
Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl? And he said something

(23:07):
like You're gonna have to wait and find out, which
is a great evasive answer. That means, you know what, Honestly,
I don't do. You think people would be really annoyed
if he did? And I think that would be like
so such a spectacle. I would not want to have
the entire world watching as I proposed to my next wife,

(23:28):
whoever that's going to be. I'm still taking candidates. If
you want to send me an email to Mary Dave
at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
The spectacle will be him at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, what'd you say, smart ass?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I said, the spectacle will be you at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
You know what, I think would be crazy if the
Chiefs lose, and so when everybody's cheering for the Eagles,
that's when Travis proposes that he can take all the
attention off.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
That would be kind of fine. I would love that.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I think Taylor would murder him if he proposed to
her after the super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
She doesn't want that.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't think anybody really wants that. I think the
fans want that, maybe the Swifties or whatever want that.
But I guess kind of funny. This is a Chapel
Roone fourteen years old. Fourteen years old, they get a
video of her predicting a future Grammy win to win.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Agree.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
So that's my goal. Now, if it was Jaden Smith
saying that, we would laugh. But absolutely Chapel Roone probably
had well, obviously had some credibility.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
A little collection of people going on stupid little girl. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Six season The Kardashians arrives tomorrow, that's Thursday on Hulu.
A teaser clip shows the family spending time together, relaxing
and working. The season won't focus on Kim's failure to
launch a private equity firm. Her name recognition never translated
into reaching a goal of raising one billion from investors.
Sky Partners planned to leverage that money to acquire small companies. However,

(24:57):
since their start, Sky completed just one day and barely
raised ten percent of their goal. I don't watch that show,
but I found that very interesting that they did a
business venture that failed, because usually everything they touch turns
the gold, right, I mean usually Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I feel like Kylie Jenner's got her makeup line that
is I think made her a billionaire, and then Kim's
got her Skims line that is also super popular.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah. Super Bowl ads released yesterday include Matthew McConaughey as
an all and an All star cast for Uber Eats Paris,
Hilton Shilling, Frank's Red Hot, Matt Damon playing David Beckham's
long lost brother That's kind of funny. Michael Jordan's son
Marcus was arrested for dui and cocaine possession Geez after
his car got stuck on the train tracks in Orlando.

(25:48):
During the arrest, he made sure to mention my dad's
Michael Jordan. I hope the cop took him and cuffed
him and stuffed him and threw him in the back
of her squad car, said, I don't care get in
the back. Yes and yes, and I love this story.
Adrian Brodie's nose was mistaken for a fake nose by
a makeup artist. He had to tell the lady's nose

(26:10):
doesn't come off. She tried to like rub it off
with a solvent and he's like, that's my real nose.
How much did they raise with fire aid last week?
If you're curious. They raised one hundred million dollars, which is,
you know, really good. There's also a ninety minute track
benefit album coming out Friday for only twenty four hours
to raise more money, so that'd be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I didn't see any of the footage from Fire eight.
I saw I heard some of the clips, but they
should sell a video. They should like like a video
stream where you can watch it on Apple TV or
I just think it.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Is it was somewhere because someone called in on no
phone Screwter Friday and she's like, oh, it was so
good and I watched it streaming. Oh but I don't
know where it is streaming. I can't remember what she said.
Maybe paramount I would pay. I would pay nine ninety
nine or fourteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Sounds like it would be entertaining.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Time people have won a Grammy that you've never expected
to win a Grammy, include the Clinton's have won a
Grammy for what Let me look for you because I
knew You're gonna ask me put me on this book
for narrating their own books.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh oh yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Bill and hill Dogg both one of Grammy Brock and
Michelle Magic Johnson Betty White and Kate Winslet have all
narrated their own books. I didn't know there's a Grammy
for that one, but okay. Eugene Levy has a Grammy
for a song called a Mighty Win from the movie
of the same name. Remember that one wasn't there. There
were a bunch of musicians and it was kind of
a parandy of a musician movie. Yep. Steve Martin has

(27:37):
five Grammys, but only two a for comedy Albums. The
other two are in bluegrass and country categories for his
banjo playing. I would have rather seen Steve Martin won
the Best Country Album than Beyonce when the Best Country
album Don't Try to Change My Mind as you won't.
Stephen Colbert has won two Spoken Word Grammys, Joaquin Phoenix
is a Grammy for the Walk the Line soundtrack, and

(27:57):
even Elmo from Sesame Street has three Grammys for Best
Musical Album Four Children.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
That's kind of cool. That is the dirt on Katie WB.
It is brought to you by six P one two
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or so.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh, next Friday morning, we're doing something super cool where
we are going to get somebody hitch, well, couple hitch.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
You do have to have a partner for this one.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
But what's going to happen is Dave is ordained, so
he is going to marry you on Valentine's Day's how cute.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
It's so romantic and.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Basically what you're going to do in order to win
this wedding, which is brought to you by Wedding Day Diamonds.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
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Speaker 1 (28:44):
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us about how you met the love of your life
and why we should pick you to get married on
Valentine's Day. Yeah, so you're gonna come down to the
radio station, Dave is going to marry you. It's going
to be a pretty decent and like quick.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
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Speaker 1 (29:03):
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Speaker 3 (29:07):
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Speaker 5 (29:09):
Out to them.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
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how you met, whether it's sweet or touching or heart
warming or whatever. Let us know how you met. Makes
yourself available on next Friday, Valentine's Day. You also probably
got to take a day off on Tuesday, Wednesday or

(29:31):
Thursday to head down to wedding Day and pick out
your bands, get those all ready to go, and then
get down to the courthouse. You know's a couple of
steps to getting married, as you know, and there should be,
so you can't just like sit there at a bar
and get married one night. So there's a couple of
steps to think about it. Go do that any questions
send me a text at kd WB one five three
nine two one. Do we have this guy on the

(29:54):
phone ready to talk to us?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Chris, Hey Dave, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I'm good, Chris. Chris wrote in last week and basically,
if I remember the gist of your email, you've been
listening to war the Roses. What was your comment when
you heard all these nottheads cheating on their girlfriends on
war the roses.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah, no, well, I mean I enjoyed the sagment. Pretty entertaining.
I always feel bad for the person who gets cheated on,
but entertaining listening to these guys just try and stumble
through their excuses or the silence when they realize, like
what's happening? And you know, so pretty entertaining stuff. But
the last couple of weeks been thinking to myself like,

(30:31):
not only are these guys with one person already in
a relationship, but somehow they've met and convinced another person
to be with them. So I'm sitting here thinking to myself,
you know, I'm pretty well rounded guy, I feel, and
you know, I'm struggling to meet just one person to
kind of like be with, and here are these guys

(30:53):
like meeting multiple people. So yeah, I kind of wrote
in part as an observation, part to event, maybe part
groups that figure out like what should I be doing differently?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Well, and that's such a great question because there's so
many people who are single and wonderful want to find
a loyal, wonderful spouse that they can love on and
buy things for and surprise with a little gift or whatever.
And here you are a little bit more about you.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
How old are you, Chris, I'm forty years old.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Okay, and you've been divorced for a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Uh correct, Yeah, little over a year now, and you and.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Your wife still get along. So you're not going to
be the date that goes out and meets with somebody
at Chili's and sits and complains about your ex wife
or the entire time.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
No, no, no, still very much good friends with my
ex wife. You know, I still have to work with her.
And yeah, there's no bad blood or anything, you know.
For as bad as a divorce can be, you know
it's working out.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay, okay, good to hear. And I mean you have
things you check some of the boxes. I mean, first
of all, you can carry on a conversation. There's a
lot of women, I know. God, I went on a
blind date with this guy, or I met a guy
on tender and he sat there and he played on
his phone the entire time, like a guy can't carry
on au So you can carry on a good conversation.
It sounds like I think in your email you said
you got a nice house. It sounds like you got

(32:07):
a job, and so what would be you've been on dates?
Because if you if you're you've been on the apps.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, you know, not recently. The last time I was
on the apps was before I got married, which was
over you know, a decade ago. Okay, Yeah, but like
prior to you know, being married, like I never had
success on the apps, you know, like I mean went
on a bunch of first dates, fewer second dates, hardly
any third dates. And you know, I just kind of

(32:36):
figured maybe it takes people a little bit longer to
get to know me because any more serious, long term
relationship I've ever been in, you know, it's it started
off really really slow, just almost maybe more being friends first.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Okay, Now you start to you listen to somebody like
Chris and there's probably women like right now listening going
he sounds like a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, I would date.
What do you do? Can I ask what you do
for a living?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah? No, I work for a local bakery and ice
cream business. So my ex wife, she is the owner
of the bakery, and I met her when I was
just coming in as a customer.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
So you still work for this bakery?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I do.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, what do you what do you do? What do
you do for the bakery?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Well, you know, having a small business kind of have
to wear a lot of hats. So currently do our
wedding and events, social media, some employee training.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Okay, So I was going to say the one red
flag might be if you're wearing a hat and you've
got flour all over your face and all you do
is baked bread all day. That's great if you're twenty four,
but at forty, that might maybe maybe somebody might go, oh,
well he should be farther along in his career than that.
But you're like admin, kind of a VP of everything,
right business?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, my background is an economics
finance and Bailey.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, we're gonna get You're going to you're gonna date Bailey. Okay,
he doesn't want to date. This is a catch. I'm
gonna set this business up right now Valentine's Day. No,
I'm I don't some questions to ask you because we're
trying to figure out why this guy, Chris, who seems
in every detail very desirable, has trouble meeting people.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Chris, I just want you to think, deep down, everyone
has a little bit of a red flag.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Here and there.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Do you feel like there's anything that's a red flag
about you? I mean, I would personally say probably working
with your ex wife would be a little bit hard
for me if I was dating you. But outside of that,
do you think that there's anything else out there that
people like might not love about your personality?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
What you do in your social life.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Got you know, I mean, uh, just talking with my
ex wife, you know, some of the things that bothered
her a little bit. You know, being from central Minnesota,
you know, I wasn't maybe quite as honest, and I
think that bothered her a little bit. You know, sometimes
she'd ask me, you know, what do you think for
your feelings? And you know I just maybe wouldn't be

(35:02):
as direct as she would.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Like, Okay, a communication a little bit.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
I think. So, you know, definitely for her that was
a big thing. And then you know, when it comes
to living styles, we were a little different as well.
I'm more on the clean, you know, very organized, everything
has its place type of person she wasn't. So obviously
that led to you know a few few discussions or
arguments here and there along the way.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Now, one of the things I'm sorry. I'm getting ahead
of my game here. One of the things that Chris,
I'll be honest with you, Chris, when you wrote in
and said why can't I find somebody? I said, this
guy probably is on a comparative level of attractiveness of
Steve Bushimi, And I said, because that's what people are thinking.

(35:52):
People are humans. It's like, oh, okay, well he must
not look probably looks like a wet dog. Looked like
a wet dog combined with Steve Bushell. Oh no, well
that's not attractive. But that's you got to admit you're human.
And you thought, maybe that's the problem. Yeah, because attractive
men attractive women. They get it thorown at them and

(36:13):
they can have zero personality, and they can be selfish,
narcissistic and manipulative, but if they're hot, they get dates.
So we had Chris send some pictures in. Tell me
a little bit about these, the formation of these pictures
and your six pack and your semi naked topless pictures

(36:34):
to Chris.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
So, I never had an Instagram account before, but you know,
kind of right around COVID, my ex wife always kind
of joked around saying that I should do only fans,
and so during COVID, got bored and thought, well, maybe
I'll just like create a thirst trap, you know Instagram accounts,

(36:58):
you know, kind of have some fun with it, hardy
kind of Yeah, yeah, no, just more as a joke
than anything. Nothing too serious. And yeah, so started to
take some photos of myself at our gym that we
created and built during COVID, and yeah, just had some
fun with it.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Where can you see these pictures, Jenny?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
You can go to Dave ryanshow dot com. It's gonna
be the first thing you see right when you get there.
You can also go on our Instagram stories and go.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Explained it first coming out of his head and his
tongue just rolled out.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Of his house.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Dave.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You can look at Dave Ranch on Instagram as well.
Go to our stories and you can see these pictures
as well. I did include pictures that he does have
a shirt on. Also, just heads up, it's not just
a bunch of shirtless pictures. He settled down over their Davy.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
You know what, No, you look you look great with
your shirt off. That is what everybody who is working
out of the gym's wishes. They looked like, So, I
mean that's great. Congratulations. So if you're saying looks might
be your problem, take that off the table. Because you
are quite an attractive guy. You're able to talk, you're
able to converse, you're successful, you're funny, you've got great choice,
great taste in radio shows. So I think he checks

(38:12):
all the boxes. What's the boxes? The six six sixty
sixth rule? Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Well?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yeah, I mean listening to Katie WB and previous War
of the Roses, I remember that there was a guy
that called in saying that his girlfriend, you know, had
this rule of sixes. I think it was, you know,
you had to make at least six figures, had to
be over six feet tall, had to have a six pack,
and like six more than six inches down below.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
We got one of those?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah? Got well I have two of those.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Bought. How many of you got negative six?

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Okay, So anyway, what do we want to resolve this
call with. I mean, we're probably not going to try
to set you up on a date, because we've tried
that before and it just it doesn't really go well.
But I just want to let you know that I
can maybe people can call in and give us assurance.
Say hey, Chris, you know what, You're quite a catch.
There's somebody out there for you. You just text again

(39:13):
just haven't met Yeah, people that Michael B. Blay song
will play that haven't Met You Yet song.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
A lot of the text message are asking Chris what
you are looking for.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
That's a great question, Bailey.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Yeah. I guess when it comes to, you know, personality wise,
just looking for something that will you know, kind of
understand me is nice kind And then I don't know.
I guess when it comes to like more physical stuff,
maybe someone who's fit kind of takes you know, their
health a little bit more serious. That would be good.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
That would be a good thing because if they're going
to be at Culver's drive through every night and you're
eating kale, that's probably not going to go very And
I'm being silly, but I mean you know that that
is because so you know, it's tough to be somebody
who has different exercise and health standards than you do.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
So that rules out me, Dave, Sorry you love.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, well you're ruled out for many reasons.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Okay, But if I can throw in just one other thing,
one of the things that I was really drawn to
my ex wife was just she was very successful or
you know, she has a lot of great skills. So
someone who is passionate about something or has you know,
really great skill set, it's good at what they do.
I find that super attractive.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You know what, you and I are in the same boat.
I find somebody who is very passionate and very skilled
about something. Like if I dated somebody who was like
an amazing mountaineer and they had climbed Mount Everest, or
they were really really into i don't know, skydiving or
something kind of adventurous or like they don't have to
be good at it, but they really are are the
world's best architect. That's really appealing. So that's kind of

(40:46):
a thing. You want somebody who's really into and passionate
about something.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Yeah. Yeah, I love learning, and it's always great learning
new things from someone who cares about what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
So I think that you've got a lot going for you. Yeah,
I mean I'm not sure. I think there's a lot
of like dopey looking guys that are, you know, a
lot lesser than I don't want to use that we're
different than you than walking around at the State Fair
and they're hand in hand and they're in love. So
there's somebody out there. We're gonna play that song for you.

(41:15):
Dedicated to Chris Michael Boublay. Chris, thanks for being on.
Give us updates if you hear anything.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Okay, yeah, definitely, no. Appreciate you guys. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, we all give the thumbs up.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Their cat.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
That's what all Bailey wants. She's not worried about six anything.
What's your cat?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I did barely the picture of him with the cat.
As soon as he emailed it to me, I.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Was like, oh, I maybe two pieces of advice, Chris,
because because there is a stigma about guys with cats.
I've had cats, but there are some people who think
gods shouldn't have cats, they should have a dog. Also,
don't talk about your ex wife really at all.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
That's all the text messages right now. You talk about
her too much.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, just say I work it a b I work
for a bakery, I do social media admin, I'm VP whatever.
Don't because I know you speak highly of your wife
and that might seem like an attractive thing, and it's
good that you do. But I would say leave out
two things. The cat.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
No, no, don't leave out the cat.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Leave the cat out, no, because if you tell someone
you have a cat and they're like, eh, I don't
like cats, then that then you're like, Okay, great bye.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Gotta hate when you make sense, Bailey, Chris, have a
wonderful day. Thank you for spending time with us on KWB.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Thank you, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Here's Chris's song. This is for Chris and everybody who
is still looking and they're out there somewhere you just
haven't run into him yet. Dedicated to Chris and the
partner that he will meet one day. That was really interesting.
I had a guy on the phone, divorced guy named Chris,
forty years old, and he like checks all the boxes

(42:47):
and he's a great guy and funny and conversational. And
if you listen to this show, I will give you
such credit for having a wicked sense of humor. Oh,
wicked sense of humor, because people that aren't funny, they
don't get our show. They're like, I don't understand why
that want would stir the pot. That's your friendship. When
he shurts the pot? How dare he shay that about

(43:08):
McDonald's French fries. I can't believe that Dave Ryan made
love with a nerf.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Ballable that's weird. So God, you're right, specify when you
made love to the.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Nerf ball three days ago.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Time.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Okay. So anyway, so we had Chris on the phone
and we said, okay, what does he look like? So
Chris sin is in some pictures of a mock only
fans page that he made during COVID that he thought
was kind of funny. And and so he's a handsome guy,
nice smile, and he is ripped, he's got a gym
at home, and and he's got the body that most

(43:50):
men would go, wow, that's what my trainer looks like
with his shirt off.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
He could definitely carry me to safety in the event
of a house fire.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
He definitely could.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I'd be like, he'd be like, hold on, Bailey, throw
me over his shoulder, and I'd be like, I've got you.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah. Text messages that day, I said, well, here's a problem.
Two things. Maybe try don't bring up your cat right
away when you meet somebody new, because there is a
stigma about guys that have cats. If you got a dog,
bring the dog up. You never see a guy carrying
around a cat. And women going, oh my gosh, look
at the cat, but a dog at the park. They'll

(44:25):
be like, oh, look at this, he's got a little dog. Maybe,
but also, don't bring up your ex wife because it
sounds like he really likes and respects his ex wife
and they work together. So I said, keep that to yourself.
I got a text that said, Dave, I was going
to text in about that cat. That immediately threw me off. Yes,
leave the cat out of conversations.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I don't see.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I feel like if he brings up the cat and
somebody is instantly turned off by him having a cat,
that says all he needs to know about that person.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Well, I just don't understand the hate for cats, because.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
There's there's not a hate, Like, why is that a
red flag to have a cat's a cat?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I can't explain.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
It doesn't make sense, and I think it's it says
more about the person who doesn't like the cat than
it does about the person who.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I mean, some people just don't like animals and general,
So don't just say that.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, because like if I said, oh, I have a dog,
they'd be like, oh I get a dog, Oh I
have a cat, Oh a cat?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Who cares his pet.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Okay, I'm going to be totally sexist. It's okay for
a woman to have a cat, for a guy to
have a cat, and you.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Gotta go see, that's really sexist.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It doesn't matter whether it's sexist. That's kind of the
way it is.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I think it's dumb.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I used to have a cat back when I was
back in my twenties, and it didn't. I love that cat.
He was like a dog, And I would have never
told people like, yeah, oh, it's kind of embarrassing to
have a cat as Wally his name is Wallace.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, it wouldn't make you any less of a man
because you had a cat. No, no, I don't I
see it come over there and beat you up.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Thank you, Chris. That was a lot of fun. And
we're gonna move on. It's one A one point three
k d w B. We're gonna get you justin Timberlake
tickets in a few minutes. So this is what I'm
gonna have you do wild because it Black History Month,
We're gonna do Vaught's Black History Month moment, which is
spotlighting another black musician every day this month. Is pretty cool.
While we're doing that one, you're gonna call in with

(46:10):
your best confession for justin Timberlake tickets. Now, when I
say best confession, you can talk about how you stole
thirty five hundred dollars from work, or maybe you told
that your mom that you were going to your boyfriend's
house for the weekend and you went to a swinger's
convention in Shokapie. I don't know, I don't have a
I don't have a confession for you.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
You want to clarify that we will put a voice
disguiser on your voice, Yeah, disguise your voice.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah, so when you do this, it'll sound your voice
will sound like this.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Jenny, Hello, everybody. Oh, I like this better than the
low one last week.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
This is a high pitch.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Sounding cartoon character. So that's the way it's gonna work. Well,
this guy's your voice. Uh, And that you will call
in at sixty five to one nine eight nine KDWB
give us your best confession. Remember, the better it is,
the more chances you're gonna get those Justin Timberlake tickets.
So make it a good one, make it spicy. And
in the meantime, this is really cool. It is a
vaunce Black History Month. Model