July 9, 2025 • 39 mins
Hailey calls in to be convinced to go to her 10 year reunion, we play Name That Tune, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is Katie would be good morning. We are now
live on YouTube day Brian TV and check that out
and uh you can comment and uh somebody text a
minute ago they said I'm awake and I can't wait
to rant on the YouTube chat cracks fingers, So they're
doing the crack fingers like, here we go. It's Jenny's
favorite sound.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, y knuckles cracking? You really it really? It just
like gives me chills.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And which nails aboard?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Which one's worse for you? Nails or knuckles cracked or
knuckles cracking or chewing?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ooh, chewing chewing.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I always feel bad every time I chew around Jenny,
Like I can't eat around Jenny because I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Build my life around the sensitivities of anybody else. If
you don't like it, to get out of them, like
get out of my sight, get out of my So I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not gonna be mad at anyone for eating in front
of me, but just know that deep down inside of
my soul, I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, didn't you piss off the dentist yesterday?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, I had to go to a new dentist and
I was very sad. But our insurance here at iHeart
Change recently and they were a little bit more strict
on my routine. She asked me when I brush. I'll
be honest, I just brush in the morning. I don't
brush at night.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
As I do the same.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, Well, apparently that's not good enough. I need to
be flossing every single day. I'm not awful at fossing,
but I think i'm better than most people.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I usually do it once a week.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That is, sadly enough, that's probably better than most people.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Right, and so she and then she also came at
me saying I need an electric toothbrush. The last people
that I went to they were like, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
A good job.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And I had started flossing more because they did encourage that,
and they're like I can tell and whatever, and they
were just very positive.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I need that positive reinforcement.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I don't need you need a participation medal. You're from
the participation generations. It's like a pat on the head
and a cupcake. Even if you came in last place
to say, oh, look at Jenny, you tried your bag.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's what I needed because I felt like I was
being attacked and this is my first appointment.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, what do you what about customer retention?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Trying to do what.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Does she think she's gonna get? She thinks she's gonna
give me come back when she's attacking me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's kind of like this when I was in when
I was in the group Toastmasters, we learned that if
you don't criticize people, they don't learn anything. So you're
not going to learn anything from your dentists if she
didn't tell you how to flash your teeth. Yeah, by
floss every night before I go to bed so I
don't have to do it in the morning. I use
an electric toothbrush because it has like that way you're
getting in there. It's doing a good job. You're not
(02:22):
scraping back and forth. Basically toothbrushes that are manual, they're
rough on your gums.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But I also felt like I was at a car
dealership being upsold a bunch of things because she's like,
you should get this, like laser treatment. It's gonna help
with this and this and that and whatever she's like,
but just so you know, it's not covered by insurance.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So then it became this problem laser for what.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know. It was like maybe not, No, I'm
pretty sure. It was like some kind of laser thing
that they were going to put around my gums and
something like that, but it's not covered by insurance. So
then she has this guy go basically mock up how
much my appointment's going to cost at that point, come
back in and pitch it to me, and I go, yeah,
I'm not doing any of that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Like, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
There are probably audentists that will upsell you because they
are in THEE because I went to a d I
went there one time. They said, you know what you need? Thangs?
I said, fangs? They said, yeah, fangs like like bear,
like a grizzly bear, fing like as So I got them. Okay,
it's fourteen thousand dollars. Oh and I liked them for
a while. It was great on Halloween. Yeah, but then
(03:17):
I'm like, I don't know things, so it was a
waste of money.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Would you have them to shave down? Then I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Invisil line and they still have them. You just can't
see him. We're gonna move on, you know, we're gonna
move on.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You brought up the fang, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're right, I did. You're gonna bring up something.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Else, Yeah, So I was listening to this podcast. I
love the podcast, The Diary of a CEO, and he
had this very very intelligent anthropologist on the other day,
and Bailey listened to it too because it's very interesting.
So they talked a lot about neurodivergent people and then polygamy,
monogamy and all that, and.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Bailyamory not polygamy, polyamory.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sorry, and Bailly and I took a lot away from it.
But one of the big things for me was that
people that are neuro divergent or have eighty eight or whatever.
She didn't confirm this, that they're more prone to cheat. However,
they have these impulsive desires that other people don't have
because that's what gives them these dopamine hits. So when
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they go into a relationship, at first they're so excited
and everything's passionate and great and fantastic for them, and then.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
They get bored, Yeah, because they love the chase. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And so it was interesting to hear that because obviously
I know a lot of people who have ADHD, and
I wouldn't look at them and be like, you're a
cheater or anything like that, but it was interesting to
hear that, like some people's brains just work so differently,
and this person just has impulsive desires and now that
doesn't necessarily give them the right to cheat. But then
they also talked about polyamory and monogamy and how we're
(04:45):
just not monogamous creatures. It's just biologically not in ours
but naturally monogamous.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
We are socially monogamous, and so that means like we
want to appear as though we are monogamous, but then
I mean, you hear stories left and right of people,
you know, infidelity all the time, and so we're not,
Like inherently our biology is not monogamous. And so she
was actually saying, and she's some kind of doctors anthropologists, okay,
(05:15):
And she was even saying that, like monogamy is because
it has so much infidelity in it, polyamory is more
they're happier, and they're happier and it's more moral because
they're honest about it.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, Like you're going into a relationship with them knowing
that they have these desires that they need to have fulfilled,
and so they're being honest about what they need, whereas
other people go into monogamous relationships and then they have
these desires, but then they just go.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Lie and then they go cheat and lie, and then
they end up on war of the roses, Whereas if
you're polyamorous basically means an open relationship the other person
knows about. It's like, well, where are you going this weekend?
While I'm going to go meet with so and so
this weekend and hang with him. I don't know. That
seems like a rough road because I don't know it's see, it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Feels like it to you because you're so used to
monogamy social like a social construct of monogamy.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, like we have been taught that monogamy is what's right. Yeah,
that's not biologically what humans are supposed to be doing,
though we are. So we look at people and we
think about procreating with them based on like their genes
and what we're attracted to and what could smell right,
and like things that could I guess benefit.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Us later in life.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The monogamous like concept comes from society saying this is
how you should live your life.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's not a biological thing.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think that's true. I don't know that monogamy is
going to work or a polyamorousness is going to work
for everybody right, because there's a lot of people who
just like that's just if one person is like, not
neurodivergent and they don't have those little hits of dopamine
and they want their partner to stay home and be
loyal and faithful and only have sex with them, and
the other person's like, nah, I got to go out
and get some because that's what I like to do. Well,
(06:53):
that's going to cause some conflict. Maybe you got to
talk about that before you get married. I probably don't know.
Probably should relationships where like the people are completely loyal,
I know relationships where one or sometimes both are cheating.
I still remember there was somebody who was on The
Bachelor years ago when we were on a booty cruise
with Gary Spivey, and she was this beautiful, young twenty
(07:15):
five year old woman on the Bachelor, and she asked,
Gary Spivey, is my boyfriend still cheating on me? And
Gary said yes, but so are you. She had a
look like she got sprayed in the face with the
garden host.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think someone texted in and said, I am neuro divergent.
And when I stopped drinking alcohol, I stopped having desires
to cheat.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I mean, I mean alcohol. It's known to make you
a little bit more horne now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know, and especially if you already have sort of
impulsive desires, that's going to only accelerate that horniness. So
I can imagine that, yes, stopping to drink alcohol would
be helpful.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now there's some text messages. This is BYES their study
and study and study that says humans are are biologically monogamous.
I've not heard that the cite and we're citing a
source too. Yeah, this is one says I am polyamorous,
very happy, but it's not exactly socially acceptable quite yet.
(08:13):
I have found is it possible to be polyamorous and cheat? No?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right, because you're setting the I guess foundation that Hey,
I'm going to talk to other people.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Probably what the parameters are. So as long as you're
within the parameters of what you decided with your partner.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, okay, what do you think? Since tex this is
all very interesting because everybody listening to the show either
wants to be in a relationship probably or is it
a relationship and a lot of people listening, let's face it,
there's a lot of people right now who are being
cheated on and a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Who are cheating and they might not even know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, here's when it says I'm it's a text message.
It says I'm so glad my husband is still sleeping
for this in oh years. You're right back on Katie
WB We had a lot of stuff coming up. We're
gonna play Name that tune. We got some more Jenny.
Jenny's update on the paddle board guy that she we
call him paddle board guy because he sent her a
hot picture of himself on a paddle board.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Believe took us took Instagram story even worse.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And we'll get an update on everything coming up. Stay
here on Katie. We were talking about something really unusual
a little while ago. Jenny and Bailey listen to a
podcast all about and this doesn't get dicey or nasty
or anything about whether people that are neurodivergent are more
likely to cheat because they like might have ADHD and
they're very satisfied with this for a while, but then
it's like, oh, look over here, and this like gives
(09:25):
me a little shot of dopamine. And then we talked
about polyamorine, polyamorous.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, polamory, and monogamy, and just basically that so if
just so you know, if you really want to go
listen to this podcast. It's called the Diary of a
CEO and it's an episode from six days ago by
it's called World Expert on Fatherhood and Love and there
is some really other interesting This is like a two
and a half hour podcast, so there's a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of things that they cover in it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But it's an anthropologist that's on who like basically just
studies relationships her entire life, and it's just a lot
about how humans biologically were not built to be monogamous
creatures and so polyamory. A lot of people are much
more happier in those relationships because they're getting what their
desire is true their truth it too. Yeah, whereas like
(10:11):
they think like they're more moral than people who are
in monogamous relationship as.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
They're being honest about it. Yes, so you're saying, like
a certain amount of population is going to sleep with
somebody outside of the relationship. Some are being honest about
it and some are not being honest about it.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Yeah, And it's and I think there is like a
misinterpretation of polyamory that is just a bunch of cheaters
like sleeping with whoever. But it's usually very like well communicated, here,
these are the people in my polycule, and these are
well it's the term that you use in polyamory, and
these are the people in my polycule.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So you know who all these people are.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
You can get them all like tested it's not and
then you don't go outside of your polycule.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Can I just tell multiple people I would not give
the benefit of the doubt to. Let's say there's six
people in my polycule and they're all like, oh, yeah,
we're only sleeping with us six. I would not give
at any particular one benefit of the doubt that they
are only in my polycule. I would be like, yeah,
they're also hitting it with the guy who works at
the gym. They're also hitting it with a guy who
(11:13):
works down at home depot. And then you got diseases.
And then I just would not give somebody the benefit
of the doubt. But not because they're polyamorous, but because
they're human.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But then you're looking at that as like these people
are not being honest, but that's exactly what they're doing.
Whereas monogamous people who are out cheating on the weekends
getting drunk at a bar and going home with some
random person. But they're in a monogamous relationship, they're way
more at risk of getting an SCI for lying and
banging someone random.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Let's say we all shared a bank account, like with
like everybody like fallon and cold, and we all we
all shared a bank account. We're all like, yeah, we're
gonna be really honest, we're not gonna take out money.
But then all of a sudden, there's two hundred and
fifty dollars missing. Because people are human and people will
lie about it. And you know, Colt went and bought
himself a bunch of video games. I'm gonna blame it
on Colt.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I mean, yes, do you see my No, I get
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
People have benefit of the doubt that they're all being honest,
and I don't believe that everybody would be.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And I'm not saying you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who
are polyamorous and probably did end up with an STD
or STI whatever they call now. But I just think
that there is just much more communication versus a monogamous
relationship of someone going out and cheating, because who knows
what those people are doing. You've met a coworker who
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is that coworker also sleeping with So it's like, what
what is better? Like what's more risky the people who
are actually honest about going to sleep with other people
or the monogamous people who are keeping everything to themselves
and what they're gonna go get tested for STDs and
risk their partner finding out that they went and got
tested for STDs. No, no, because that anyone's going to
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see them there, then they got caught or could get caught.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Cons a fascinating podcast. We recommend it.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay. Another podcast you should listen to is The Minnesota Goodbye.
Every day after the show, we do another fifteen twenty
minutes of bonus stuff and we read a lot of
emails and it's a lot of fun. It's a little
bit more free wheeling than the morning show, and we
get to talk about things that we don't get to
talk about in the morning show. But right now it
is Name that Tune? Who's playing Name that Tune? This morning?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I think it's gonna be Me versus vont today.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, Jenny versus Vaughan. Here we go. The theme is
boy band style, all right, one of these is a
boy band, and let's get started. Jenny, you're gonna bid
first with how many seconds you would need to name
this tune. This song isn't just for you or just
for me. It's for her and him and mom and
dad and well all of us. Jenny, let's get your bid.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, Well I was gonna say more, so, Jenny, name
that tune? Ever the hell? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't know. Maybe it's Backstreet Boys, everybody?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
What's the full title? Though, Jenny, isn't it a full title?
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Everybody? Is the full title? Streets back?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Justice for Vaunt? All right? Next one is a little trickier.
Here's your clue, boy band style. One day you'll realize
that the one that you loved was right here all
the time. Vaunt.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
You bid first, Jenny, I can name that tune in
three seconds?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yea three seconds?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh you question yourself for a second. Okay, Uh, name
that tune.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's going to be me in sync? Yeah? Can you
read the clue one more time? The clue again? Yeah?
I just want to hear it.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
One day you'll realize that the one you loved was
right here all the time.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
That's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I gotcha, my buness. Next clue. Are you ready? Yes,
Jenny bits first, Jenny, you're gonna bed first. Here we go,
boy band style. You don't know it, but you're kind
of hot. Okay, brief this week.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Real short.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I can name that tune in three seconds?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Three second? Three okay, Jenny, I think I can name
that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Name that tune?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What makes you beautiful? One direction?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
What an era? What an era is?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I was nine?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Maybe ten?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yep? Okay one, you're gonna be first on this one.
Here we go, name that tune? Boy band style? Oh geez,
I'm sorry. Did the powers shot off?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
How unfortunate. Now get over here and let's get busy. Jenny.
I can name that tune in four seconds.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Okay, von I can name that tune in three seconds?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
All right, Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
When the lights go out?
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Do you know? Thank God?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I have to name that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At the end of this bit, Bailey, I'm gonna let
you choose a song that you want to hear of
the selections on. Name that tune? Okay, back to the action, Bailey. Okay,
this is Jenny. Here we go. Jenny ready, yep. I
feel like I'm in a casino and I've got one
thousand dollars. Should I bet the whole thing? Or would
(16:54):
I be better off just going up to my room
and going to bed?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Jenny, Okay, I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Jenny named that tune?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh my gosh, don't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yes, I got scared for a second.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Look, Ashley Parker Angel. Was that the kid's name?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
He was the hot one?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh he was? Yes? Okay, next one?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Did you know that one?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I'm glad that I'm missing the twenty five years. I
want tickets to town on KTEW.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You don't say indeed one hit music station.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I think it was just a caller number ten thing.
But I remember crying about it in my kitchen. It
was so exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
What's the score?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Uh, that's a good question. I think the three Yeah,
fine too.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, it sponds turned a bit and here we go.
That's not a toutsy er all that's sorry, let me
start up again. That's not a tootsy pop. It's not
a ring pop or a dumb, dumb, silly font. Jenny,
I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Font name that too.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, we go to good sucker that Joe brows, continuing,
name that tune boy band style. Here we go. Jenny
bids first. I like Italian food, though.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
That's the old clue.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's all you get.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Your clues used to be like soliloquies, and now they're
like two words, too easy.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But you guys like killing it Italian food.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Like Italian food though.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Okay, I'll name that tune and four seconds.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Jenny, I think I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh gay vat name that tune?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh yes, well, damn, damn.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't know some girls. Yes yeah, Chinese food makes
me sick. I like Italian food though. Here we go.
Final one. Vant is gonna bid first. Boy band style.
Thanks for being here. Thanks, what that's it? Oh my gosh, okay,
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you get to bid. Jenny, I can name that tune
in three seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I really feel like I know what this is based
on that clue, So I'm going to say I can
name that tune in one second.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Oh, I know what you thought it was I know
what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
What did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I thought it was bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Incorrect.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well I know that that's not what it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
All right, say the clue more time and lets me
come well, okay, okay, I'll say it ready in the
say it after it's glad you came.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The wanted Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Love them too.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Which is funny because this is not actually how the
song starts. It literally just starts with lyrics it does.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
This is a long intro.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
This is the club mix, the club mix, the sustum,
the stumm.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Bailey, you have a difficult decision of the eight boy
band songs. Which song do you want to play? The
whole song?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
We are going to be listening to Baby when the
lights go out?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Really yes, because.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But Otown's a little bit of a slow song, so
I want to bop.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So you want to do five?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Lights go out? Yes, I do find it? I got it,
you got it? Okay, found it faster than me. Here
you go, Bailey, Thank you? Boy band style Name that
tune on k d w B The Dave Ryan Show
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Speaker 9 (21:05):
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Smoke that is nobody's going to buy that. I think
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I just think it's weird that this dude is just
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Speaker 5 (21:53):
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Speaker 1 (22:00):
He's just trying to make money.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I mean, he's like a sales guy to the like tea,
the way he scams people.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I feel like I would like to hear this audio.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Lewis Capaldi, he took about two years off from touring
and he finally performed for the first time at Glastonbury
the other day, which was a huge crowd to perform
in for the first time.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
But now he's donating.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Over seven hundred thousand hours of this to people who
need it.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
I polish it without help and with sort of to
reflect my experience of therapy and the importance I feel
it has in my life and other people's lives. With
Kevin Owe seven hundred and four thousand three hours of therapy,
it's an.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Hour for every day, but it's not an our housing.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
It's a thousand hours for every day I've been gone.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's a grazy that's so awesome. That's so many hours
of therapy, and therapy is expensive if you don't have
insurance or insurance doesn't cover certain things.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah, we'll Speaking of therapy, Olivia Rodrigo not only paid
for therapy for herself on her last tour, but for
her entire band and stage crew. One of her guitarists
called her the dreamiest boss of all time and said
it was the coolest thing that ever happened because they
had it even during the off time of tour. And
I think that's really that we talk about, like mental
health and therapy all the time on the show. Really
good for Olivia roderby going her team.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
And speaking of therapy, Dave's favorite kind of therapy, hYP hypnotism.
Jennifer Aniston is apparently dating a hypnotist, No really, his
name is Jim Curtis, and they have been seen getting
cozy in Big Sir.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
He made her like a horse Denigan's the other day
and she was like, I loved Began's man probat. You are.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Seeing Miley Cyrus is the class. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
So she was seen with this this hypnotist guy, which
is just I don't know how they met, but I
just think, what a random thing. But he is Jenny.
You would think he's hot, all right, up, I have
to look him up. You would think he's very, very hot.
His name is James Curtis. I bet you could look
up James Curtis, hypnotist. He is a babe.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So I mean, if anything, he's.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah five, Jenny is single and ready to mingle. We're
gonna get a paddleboard guy up coming up in a
second on what the right one when he comes along. Yeah,
we're gonna update on that a second. Exactly. You are
attracted to me? All right, let's do uh get into
(24:20):
It's not a group therapy. It's just kind of a
question and she needs some help. Let's get started. Hayley
is on the phone and Hailey, I know that it's
class reunion time because of this time of the year
when everybody's like Oscio class of twenty fifteen is getting
back together or Maple Grove class of two thousand and
five is having their twentieth or whatever you are having
(24:41):
your Is it your tenth year reunion?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Yeah, it's my tenth.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, so what's the situation with your tenth reunion?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
So I I'm calling it because I want you, guys,
this is my uncle. I want you to convince me
to go. So my ten year high school reunion is
coming up, and I am kind of on the sense
about going because I have so I have a twin sister,
and in the last ten years I have put on
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a significant amount of weight. It's almost about one hundred pounds,
and my twin has not. So I am really nervous
about going because I don't want everybody to look at
me to make fun of me. You know, I just
just kind of seeing me how like where I am now,
and then you know my sister who looks exactly the same.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, it would be tough to go to a high
school reunion and looks significantly different because we're all self
conscious about how we look. People would be like, I'm not,
but we all are.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I had a friend that would not go to our
tenth because he had gone bald and lost pretty much
all of his hair. He would not go to the
tenth reunion because he didn't want people to go. Good
Mike's lost is her same, But I mean, ten years
has passed.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'm not gonna blame you or like, look at you
any different, like, of course you're going to look something's
gonna change.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And also I would say that a lot of people
probably also are in the same boat as you. Yeah,
I look at the people from my high school now
and I'm past ten years at this point, but most
of them got beer bellies. You know, guys got beer bellies,
girls with beer.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Belly double tins.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, in Wisconsin, the girl's got beer bellies.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It is surprising when you go to your tenure reunion
there are people who look just about except ten years
is really in the scheme of things. It's not that
long of a time. You're twenty eight instead of eighteen,
and some people look pretty much exactly the same, but
some people do look a whole lot different. I think,
you know, I would go because, yeah, Jenny had a
good point. I think Bailey said it too. Everybody's gonna
look a hole. Some people would look a whole lot different. Yeah,
but go and have a good time and hang out
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with the people that you used to love. Right, they
will notice that you're heavier, but they're not gonna shun
you because you know what, who knows, maybe they've been
through three divorces in ten years. Maybe they've been incarcerated
since then. You everybody's got a story that they're not
gonna tell you at their class reunion. Yeah you know
what I was. I got busted for carjacking and I
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spent three years in Stillwater. Yeah, you know, nobody's gonna
everybody brings the shiny version of themselves to their class reunion.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I feel like from what I because so I totally
get where you're coming from. Like, if you look different
and you're nervous about it, I would definitely look like
consider too if there's anything else you're worried about, Like
if you're worried about.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I don't know, bullies or something.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Because for me, I had there were people who were
popular who were not my friend in high school, but
then I like ran into them like eight years after
high school.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
And they were so nice.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's the thing. Most they mature, They grow up so much.
There's I'm going to tell you this one. I went
to my thirtieth and there were still the clique people
who you were not quite good enough to talk to them,
and they still kind of looked down their nose at you,
Like I know somebody whose dad was a famous NFL
football coach, and boy did she look down her nose
(27:44):
at me when I said, could I get a picture
with you? Why? What for? What are you going to
use it for at the reunion? At the reunion? Grow up? Yeah,
I would go, go yeah, yea, Because it's the things
in life that you didn't do that you regret more
than the things that you did. There might be some
maybe some awkward spots and that you know, the pretty
girls and the honky guys from back then might look
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over at you and go screw them because you're not
there to see them.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Someone to textan and said, if I had a dollar
for every old classmate.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That's gained weight, you're saying, like, I just think.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
People change over the years, and it's more about I
think at this point in your life, it's more about
like where are.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You at success wise?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Like that's what I would go into my high school
reunion if I want, like, look at me out when.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You're a DJ Jenny, Hell yeah, it's like one step
below a meth.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Do you know what I do? I pull up my
jingle ball photos. I'd be like, do you see this.
I was in the same room as Pitbull one time.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
This is me and Lewis Capaldi flex, here's an idea.
Have your sister bring two different outfits, and then she
can come in as your sister. And then she leaves,
goes to the bathroom, puts on a different top, comes
back in and says, it's me, Hayley. That's a Disney
Channel movie waiting to happen. You're right, it is. Yeah.
I mean, seriously, there are gonna be people who will
looked dowt you, even if you don't change. They're gonna
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be the popular crowd or whatever. Maybe you're in the
popular crowd. I don't know that will look down their
nose that you no matter what. And but nearly everybody
by twenty eight years old, they've changed, They've been through
some ups and downs, they've been to town a couple
of times. It'll be it'll be fine. I think you
should go.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
All right, Okay, did we convince you?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
She doesn't sound convinced at all.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
Mean, I mean, we're gonna go together. So I'm gonna
get in the car. I guess I was just kind
of looking for like, I mean you like you guys
did give me a little bit of confidence, So so
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I you know, I think that anybody listening would say
the same thing. There's probably somebody who's listening who's like, yeah,
I put on a lot of weight or lost my
hair or whatever. I went to my ten year and
maybe some people looked at me funny. But for the
most part, you know, we're all adults, and there's always
gonna be the jackass who still lives in twenty fifteen.
That's like, no, look at Hayley. Screw them, You're not
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there to see them anyway.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh right, And I also think like probably even your
twin sister looks a little bit different, but you're looking
at her in comparison to you, Because my reasoning with
people are like, oh, I used to be so skinny
in high school. Oh I'm like, that's because you were
a child and you're an adult now. Yeah, So like, true,
you are the size of an adult, and your sister
is also probably the size of an adult now.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
She just seems so different because you're comparing her to yourself.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Go ahead, I applaud you for even wanting to go,
because I have no desire or interest to go to
a high school re union whenever that time, really, don't
you know, I don't I talk to maybe maybe a
handful of people from high school still to this day.
So go, Like, if you want to go, go, don't
let anything stop you.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I love mine because I had turned from a nobody
into somebody that I was proud of by my ten
years to show off. And I was also kind of cute,
and so the girls that would never talk to me
in high school were like, who's this guy?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
So you went just for your ego?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I went because I wanted to go. I mean there was, honestly,
but you bring it up. Yeah, there was part of
me that was like, very proud to go. Yeah, Chlis something.
By the time I was twenty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm pretty sure that's the only reason I would go
to a high school reunion is because of my ego.
I talked to all the people I care about, stills
to go see a bunch of random people who I'm
never going to talk to anymore.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Jenny looks home, because what if you meet somebody and
it's like Adam Schmidt, if he's listening right now, I
would die.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
But he was the hot one in.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
High school, really, and like, I don't know, but I've
never I haven't talked to him since high school. But
I went to a reunion and Adam Schmidt was there
and we talked and fell in love.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
And got married. Call it Adhaim. I know he's listening.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Hey, we're talking to Haley. Haley's put on. I'm gonna
go ahead and say it. You said it, so I
will repeat it. You put out about one hundred pounds
since high school. Ten years later. You want to go
to your reunion, but you don't want people to like
give you the side eye. And every it's unanimous. Everybody says, go,
just go and have a good time. Can we call
you next week to see how it went? Yeah, okay,
we do, we do. We got your number, text messages.
(31:53):
With social media, these days, people already know what you
look like. All the popular here's another one. All the
popular people from my high school don't even look the same.
They've all gained weight, and it would be a pleasure
to walk past them these days. Another one. I needed
to hear this too. My ten year reunions in the fall,
and I was pretty set on not going because of
the same type of reasons. I also feel like I'm
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not where I want to be in my life, and
it was a little embarrassed, but realistically, nobody cares that much.
I think that's kind of true. You know what people
care about themselves. Yeah, true that they're gonna be like,
they're gonna give you an ounce of attention, but they're
gonna be looking around the room going, who's looking at me?
Who's looking at me?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Anyone?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Here's another last one. The people who were mean in
high school are now nice. It's my high school friends
that are little twats. Hayley, thanks for being on. We'll
talk to you if we will call you next week. Okay,
when's your reunion this weekend?
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Yes, it's on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, we'll call you on Monday.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I want to hear how this turned out. I'll bet
you'll have great stories about it. Okay, we're gonna do
this that we're gonna come back with my least favorite
bit that we do on the show.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Dave Wheel of Girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Next, what's happening? Scoffs a lot? Geez?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Is that a scoff for a snort? It is a scoff.
Okay you said about something body? Yeah, thanks vun for
asking these two don't care. They love to mock me.
I just want to know what the reason is this.
Jenny and Daily have conspired to bully me with that
stupid bit. Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's my favorite this wheel, girl friend.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
That's right, we're spinning Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends, where I
have all of the women that Dave has been on
a conquest with on a giant wheel the size of
a room, and I get to spin the wheel and
Dave has to tell us where he met her, their
love story and how they fell out.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Spin that?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Who will?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know why people call you annoying. I don't
get it. I don't know why all you annoyed?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh, Dave, you're gonna tell us about Vicky.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Vicky was a wanna be punk rocker. She had cut
she had shed dropped out of school when she was fifteen,
and she was probably twenty or so when I met her.
But she had short black hair that she she drew.
I'm not making this up. She drew a skunk stripe
with liquid paper down the middle of her hair. Paper,
(34:33):
so she looked like a skunk. Do you know what
liquid paper is?
Speaker 11 (34:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Is that like white out?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's like white out?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
But she took liquid paper and she drew a skunk
stripe down the middle of her hair. And she was
actually very sweet and she loved to cook.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Oh yeah, And how did it happen at the.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
End, God, I don't know. I realized that she had
a skunk stripe painted down the middle of her hair
and no education.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Was this your your punk era when you were like.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, she was a punk?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Okay, yeah not you? Just her? All right?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Well, one and done that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I love hearing about your conquest. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, you're gonna tell us about Melissa.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
You might have had a couple Melissa's because it says
how many instances of Melissa there are?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Says Melissa dashed sevens Yeah Melissa, yea, yeah, Okay, I
remember Melissa the one I'm thinking of. Ohio, I'm about
twenty two years old, all right, And somebody called and
they said, I've got a friend who wants to meet you.
And she's cute as a button, all right, and she
was yeah, And so we went to a station party
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together one time, and I was kind of happy to
show her off because she was attractive and and there's
really that's really all there is to it. I don't
know what happened with Melissa. She was cute as a button.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Did you kiss her? Did you kiss her? Was there
only one Melissa? Are there any other Melissa's?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Remember? I don't. Yeah there was, but I just do
one at a time.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Then this one is Mary Kay.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh, Mary Kay, she worked. I love this, I lovely.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
This is gonna go based on how he started.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Second, this is horrible, This is horrible. Mary Kay worked
at the radio station. I was probably twenty four and
she was in college. So put her at twenty years
old or something. I get intern or something. Yeah, So
there was that, the the unintegrity of hooking up with
an intern. But we were at a station event. I
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don't know if I should tell this or not.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
No, please, you already started.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So so Mary Kay and I were at this station event.
There was hotel rooms everywhere, so Mary Kay was sharing
a hotel room with a girl named Laura. So I
went over to Mary Kay's hotel room, and we thought
Laura was sleeping, So we hooked up right next to Laura.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah on the mouth, you kissed on the mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, I kissed her on the mouth. Yeah, and Laura
was pretending she was sleep. Oh no, and she was
so mad that we did this right next to Laura.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
I've been you and Mary Kay in that situation.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
So you know, the funny thing is I'm still friends
with Mary Kay. She's like happily married and she's very successful.
She's like a text her.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Now. I don't want to why not just say we
were talking about you just now?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No, she knows before how many morethies are you going
to do before you're happy?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Handful? This is Kathy c A T H I.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
E Kathy, Oh Kathy.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Kathy, Kathy. I sold cell phone, she sold cell phone.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
She sold cellular telephones back then we called them a
car phone. And she helped me get a car phone
installed into my car and we hooked up in the
parking lot in her car, in the parking lot of
the Continent in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Wow, and how did it end?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Or like her you kissed on the mountain mouth?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Does Van do you like this bit I'm enjoying here
about your conquests? It makes me up. I don't think
it's gross.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Does more time?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'm little carries dad grows?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh tell us about Joan.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Here we go. I was doing a car wash marathon
and lived in Las Vegas, twenty two years old. Joan
came by to get a car washed and we started talking, talking, talking,
and Joan was forty two years old.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Oh my god, how old were you?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Twenty two?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And Joan was like, do you want to come over
this weekend and watch TV? I'm like, sure, Joan knew
what she was doing. She didn't know what she was doing.
I didn't know what she was up. I thought she
wanted to, like, you know, get a couple of sandwiches
and watched Miami Vice. But no, she was she was Yeah,
so she kissed you on the mouth. He was the seducer.
I was the innocent victim.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
What happened with Joan, what happened was the way she
was alive. Still is she alive?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't know. She probably moved to Florida. Should call
her too. And then I went down. I went down
to visit her one time in Florida.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
She was all ready for the hookup and I didn't
want to, so we didn't. And then she's like, why
didn't we ever get around to hooking up?
Speaker 5 (39:15):
And I was like who because when you went down
to Florida by that time, she was like sixty and
a senior home.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, you guys are why I hate this bit on
Hot Nobody likes this bit, Jenny. Can we ban this
bit on the radio?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Shame so many names on this. We also, we'll revisit
it scheduled for next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Nope, nope, nope, nope nope
It is Katie would be good morning. We are now
live on YouTube day Brian TV and check that out
and uh you can comment and uh somebody text a
minute ago they said I'm awake and I can't wait
to rant on the YouTube chat cracks fingers, So they're
doing the crack fingers like, here we go. It's Jenny's
favorite sound.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, y knuckles cracking? You really it really? It just
like gives me chills.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
And which nails aboard?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Which one's worse for you? Nails or knuckles cracked or
knuckles cracking or chewing?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ooh, chewing chewing.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
I always feel bad every time I chew around Jenny,
Like I can't eat around Jenny because I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Build my life around the sensitivities of anybody else. If
you don't like it, to get out of them, like
get out of my sight, get out of my So I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Not gonna be mad at anyone for eating in front
of me, but just know that deep down inside of
my soul, I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, didn't you piss off the dentist yesterday?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, I had to go to a new dentist and
I was very sad. But our insurance here at iHeart
Change recently and they were a little bit more strict
on my routine. She asked me when I brush. I'll
be honest, I just brush in the morning. I don't
brush at night.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
As I do the same.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, Well, apparently that's not good enough. I need to
be flossing every single day. I'm not awful at fossing,
but I think i'm better than most people.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I usually do it once a week.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That is, sadly enough, that's probably better than most people.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Right, and so she and then she also came at
me saying I need an electric toothbrush. The last people
that I went to they were like, you're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
A good job.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And I had started flossing more because they did encourage that,
and they're like I can tell and whatever, and they
were just very positive.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I need that positive reinforcement.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I don't need you need a participation medal. You're from
the participation generations. It's like a pat on the head
and a cupcake. Even if you came in last place
to say, oh, look at Jenny, you tried your bag.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
That's what I needed because I felt like I was
being attacked and this is my first appointment.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Okay, what do you what about customer retention?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Trying to do what.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Does she think she's gonna get? She thinks she's gonna
give me come back when she's attacking me.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's kind of like this when I was in when
I was in the group Toastmasters, we learned that if
you don't criticize people, they don't learn anything. So you're
not going to learn anything from your dentists if she
didn't tell you how to flash your teeth. Yeah, by
floss every night before I go to bed so I
don't have to do it in the morning. I use
an electric toothbrush because it has like that way you're
getting in there. It's doing a good job. You're not
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scraping back and forth. Basically toothbrushes that are manual, they're
rough on your gums.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But I also felt like I was at a car
dealership being upsold a bunch of things because she's like,
you should get this, like laser treatment. It's gonna help
with this and this and that and whatever she's like,
but just so you know, it's not covered by insurance.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
So then it became this problem laser for what.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know. It was like maybe not, No, I'm
pretty sure. It was like some kind of laser thing
that they were going to put around my gums and
something like that, but it's not covered by insurance. So
then she has this guy go basically mock up how
much my appointment's going to cost at that point, come
back in and pitch it to me, and I go, yeah,
I'm not doing any of that.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Like, let's move on.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
There are probably audentists that will upsell you because they
are in THEE because I went to a d I
went there one time. They said, you know what you need? Thangs?
I said, fangs? They said, yeah, fangs like like bear,
like a grizzly bear, fing like as So I got them. Okay,
it's fourteen thousand dollars. Oh and I liked them for
a while. It was great on Halloween. Yeah, but then
(03:17):
I'm like, I don't know things, so it was a
waste of money.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Would you have them to shave down? Then I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Invisil line and they still have them. You just can't
see him. We're gonna move on, you know, we're gonna
move on.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You brought up the fang, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You're right, I did. You're gonna bring up something.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Else, Yeah, So I was listening to this podcast. I
love the podcast, The Diary of a CEO, and he
had this very very intelligent anthropologist on the other day,
and Bailey listened to it too because it's very interesting.
So they talked a lot about neurodivergent people and then polygamy,
monogamy and all that, and.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Bailyamory not polygamy, polyamory.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sorry, and Bailly and I took a lot away from it.
But one of the big things for me was that
people that are neuro divergent or have eighty eight or whatever.
She didn't confirm this, that they're more prone to cheat. However,
they have these impulsive desires that other people don't have
because that's what gives them these dopamine hits. So when
(04:12):
they go into a relationship, at first they're so excited
and everything's passionate and great and fantastic for them, and then.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
They get bored, Yeah, because they love the chase. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And so it was interesting to hear that because obviously
I know a lot of people who have ADHD, and
I wouldn't look at them and be like, you're a
cheater or anything like that, but it was interesting to
hear that, like some people's brains just work so differently,
and this person just has impulsive desires and now that
doesn't necessarily give them the right to cheat. But then
they also talked about polyamory and monogamy and how we're
(04:45):
just not monogamous creatures. It's just biologically not in ours
but naturally monogamous.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
We are socially monogamous, and so that means like we
want to appear as though we are monogamous, but then
I mean, you hear stories left and right of people,
you know, infidelity all the time, and so we're not,
Like inherently our biology is not monogamous. And so she
was actually saying, and she's some kind of doctors anthropologists, okay,
(05:15):
And she was even saying that, like monogamy is because
it has so much infidelity in it, polyamory is more
they're happier, and they're happier and it's more moral because
they're honest about it.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, Like you're going into a relationship with them knowing
that they have these desires that they need to have fulfilled,
and so they're being honest about what they need, whereas
other people go into monogamous relationships and then they have
these desires, but then they just go.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Lie and then they go cheat and lie, and then
they end up on war of the roses, Whereas if
you're polyamorous basically means an open relationship the other person
knows about. It's like, well, where are you going this weekend?
While I'm going to go meet with so and so
this weekend and hang with him. I don't know. That
seems like a rough road because I don't know it's see, it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Feels like it to you because you're so used to
monogamy social like a social construct of monogamy.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, like we have been taught that monogamy is what's right. Yeah,
that's not biologically what humans are supposed to be doing,
though we are. So we look at people and we
think about procreating with them based on like their genes
and what we're attracted to and what could smell right,
and like things that could I guess benefit.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Us later in life.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The monogamous like concept comes from society saying this is
how you should live your life.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It's not a biological thing.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think that's true. I don't know that monogamy is
going to work or a polyamorousness is going to work
for everybody right, because there's a lot of people who
just like that's just if one person is like, not
neurodivergent and they don't have those little hits of dopamine
and they want their partner to stay home and be
loyal and faithful and only have sex with them, and
the other person's like, nah, I got to go out
and get some because that's what I like to do. Well,
(06:53):
that's going to cause some conflict. Maybe you got to
talk about that before you get married. I probably don't know.
Probably should relationships where like the people are completely loyal,
I know relationships where one or sometimes both are cheating.
I still remember there was somebody who was on The
Bachelor years ago when we were on a booty cruise
with Gary Spivey, and she was this beautiful, young twenty
(07:15):
five year old woman on the Bachelor, and she asked,
Gary Spivey, is my boyfriend still cheating on me? And
Gary said yes, but so are you. She had a
look like she got sprayed in the face with the
garden host.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I think someone texted in and said, I am neuro divergent.
And when I stopped drinking alcohol, I stopped having desires
to cheat.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I mean, I mean alcohol. It's known to make you
a little bit more horne now, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You know, and especially if you already have sort of
impulsive desires, that's going to only accelerate that horniness. So
I can imagine that, yes, stopping to drink alcohol would
be helpful.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now there's some text messages. This is BYES their study
and study and study that says humans are are biologically monogamous.
I've not heard that the cite and we're citing a
source too. Yeah, this is one says I am polyamorous,
very happy, but it's not exactly socially acceptable quite yet.
(08:13):
I have found is it possible to be polyamorous and cheat? No?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right, because you're setting the I guess foundation that Hey,
I'm going to talk to other people.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Probably what the parameters are. So as long as you're
within the parameters of what you decided with your partner.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, okay, what do you think? Since tex this is
all very interesting because everybody listening to the show either
wants to be in a relationship probably or is it
a relationship and a lot of people listening, let's face it,
there's a lot of people right now who are being
cheated on and a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Who are cheating and they might not even know.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, here's when it says I'm it's a text message.
It says I'm so glad my husband is still sleeping
for this in oh years. You're right back on Katie
WB We had a lot of stuff coming up. We're
gonna play Name that tune. We got some more Jenny.
Jenny's update on the paddle board guy that she we
call him paddle board guy because he sent her a
hot picture of himself on a paddle board.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Believe took us took Instagram story even worse.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
And we'll get an update on everything coming up. Stay
here on Katie. We were talking about something really unusual
a little while ago. Jenny and Bailey listen to a
podcast all about and this doesn't get dicey or nasty
or anything about whether people that are neurodivergent are more
likely to cheat because they like might have ADHD and
they're very satisfied with this for a while, but then
it's like, oh, look over here, and this like gives
(09:25):
me a little shot of dopamine. And then we talked
about polyamorine, polyamorous.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, polamory, and monogamy, and just basically that so if
just so you know, if you really want to go
listen to this podcast. It's called the Diary of a
CEO and it's an episode from six days ago by
it's called World Expert on Fatherhood and Love and there
is some really other interesting This is like a two
and a half hour podcast, so there's a lot.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of things that they cover in it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
But it's an anthropologist that's on who like basically just
studies relationships her entire life, and it's just a lot
about how humans biologically were not built to be monogamous
creatures and so polyamory. A lot of people are much
more happier in those relationships because they're getting what their
desire is true their truth it too. Yeah, whereas like
(10:11):
they think like they're more moral than people who are
in monogamous relationship as.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
They're being honest about it. Yes, so you're saying, like
a certain amount of population is going to sleep with
somebody outside of the relationship. Some are being honest about
it and some are not being honest about it.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Yeah, And it's and I think there is like a
misinterpretation of polyamory that is just a bunch of cheaters
like sleeping with whoever. But it's usually very like well communicated, here,
these are the people in my polycule, and these are
well it's the term that you use in polyamory, and
these are the people in my polycule.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So you know who all these people are.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
You can get them all like tested it's not and
then you don't go outside of your polycule.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Can I just tell multiple people I would not give
the benefit of the doubt to. Let's say there's six
people in my polycule and they're all like, oh, yeah,
we're only sleeping with us six. I would not give
at any particular one benefit of the doubt that they
are only in my polycule. I would be like, yeah,
they're also hitting it with the guy who works at
the gym. They're also hitting it with a guy who
(11:13):
works down at home depot. And then you got diseases.
And then I just would not give somebody the benefit
of the doubt. But not because they're polyamorous, but because
they're human.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But then you're looking at that as like these people
are not being honest, but that's exactly what they're doing.
Whereas monogamous people who are out cheating on the weekends
getting drunk at a bar and going home with some
random person. But they're in a monogamous relationship, they're way
more at risk of getting an SCI for lying and
banging someone random.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Let's say we all shared a bank account, like with
like everybody like fallon and cold, and we all we
all shared a bank account. We're all like, yeah, we're
gonna be really honest, we're not gonna take out money.
But then all of a sudden, there's two hundred and
fifty dollars missing. Because people are human and people will
lie about it. And you know, Colt went and bought
himself a bunch of video games. I'm gonna blame it
on Colt.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
I mean, yes, do you see my No, I get
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
People have benefit of the doubt that they're all being honest,
and I don't believe that everybody would be.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
And I'm not saying you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who
are polyamorous and probably did end up with an STD
or STI whatever they call now. But I just think
that there is just much more communication versus a monogamous
relationship of someone going out and cheating, because who knows
what those people are doing. You've met a coworker who
(12:27):
is that coworker also sleeping with So it's like, what
what is better? Like what's more risky the people who
are actually honest about going to sleep with other people
or the monogamous people who are keeping everything to themselves
and what they're gonna go get tested for STDs and
risk their partner finding out that they went and got
tested for STDs. No, no, because that anyone's going to
(12:48):
see them there, then they got caught or could get caught.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Cons a fascinating podcast. We recommend it.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay. Another podcast you should listen to is The Minnesota Goodbye.
Every day after the show, we do another fifteen twenty
minutes of bonus stuff and we read a lot of
emails and it's a lot of fun. It's a little
bit more free wheeling than the morning show, and we
get to talk about things that we don't get to
talk about in the morning show. But right now it
is Name that Tune? Who's playing Name that Tune? This morning?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I think it's gonna be Me versus vont today.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, Jenny versus Vaughan. Here we go. The theme is
boy band style, all right, one of these is a
boy band, and let's get started. Jenny, you're gonna bid
first with how many seconds you would need to name
this tune. This song isn't just for you or just
for me. It's for her and him and mom and
dad and well all of us. Jenny, let's get your bid.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Okay, Well I was gonna say more, so, Jenny, name
that tune? Ever the hell? Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I don't know. Maybe it's Backstreet Boys, everybody?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
What the hell?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
What's the full title? Though, Jenny, isn't it a full title?
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Everybody? Is the full title? Streets back?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Justice for Vaunt? All right? Next one is a little trickier.
Here's your clue, boy band style. One day you'll realize
that the one that you loved was right here all
the time. Vaunt.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
You bid first, Jenny, I can name that tune in
three seconds?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yea three seconds?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh you question yourself for a second. Okay, Uh, name
that tune.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It's going to be me in sync? Yeah? Can you
read the clue one more time? The clue again? Yeah?
I just want to hear it.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
One day you'll realize that the one you loved was
right here all the time.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
That's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I gotcha, my buness. Next clue. Are you ready? Yes,
Jenny bits first, Jenny, you're gonna bed first. Here we go,
boy band style. You don't know it, but you're kind
of hot. Okay, brief this week.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Real short.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I can name that tune in three seconds?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Three second? Three okay, Jenny, I think I can name
that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Name that tune?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
What makes you beautiful? One direction?
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
What an era? What an era is?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I was nine?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Maybe ten?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yep? Okay one, you're gonna be first on this one.
Here we go, name that tune? Boy band style? Oh geez,
I'm sorry. Did the powers shot off?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
How unfortunate. Now get over here and let's get busy. Jenny.
I can name that tune in four seconds.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Okay, von I can name that tune in three seconds?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
All right, Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
When the lights go out?
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Do you know? Thank God?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I have to name that.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
At the end of this bit, Bailey, I'm gonna let
you choose a song that you want to hear of
the selections on. Name that tune? Okay, back to the action, Bailey. Okay,
this is Jenny. Here we go. Jenny ready, yep. I
feel like I'm in a casino and I've got one
thousand dollars. Should I bet the whole thing? Or would
(16:54):
I be better off just going up to my room
and going to bed?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Jenny, Okay, I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Jenny named that tune?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh my gosh, don't say nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yes, I got scared for a second.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Look, Ashley Parker Angel. Was that the kid's name?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
He was the hot one?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh he was? Yes? Okay, next one?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Did you know that one?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
I'm glad that I'm missing the twenty five years. I
want tickets to town on KTEW.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You don't say indeed one hit music station.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
I think it was just a caller number ten thing.
But I remember crying about it in my kitchen. It
was so exciting.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
What's the score?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Uh, that's a good question. I think the three Yeah,
fine too.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, it sponds turned a bit and here we go.
That's not a toutsy er all that's sorry, let me
start up again. That's not a tootsy pop. It's not
a ring pop or a dumb, dumb, silly font. Jenny,
I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Font name that too.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, we go to good sucker that Joe brows, continuing,
name that tune boy band style. Here we go. Jenny
bids first. I like Italian food, though.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
That's the old clue.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's all you get.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Your clues used to be like soliloquies, and now they're
like two words, too easy.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But you guys like killing it Italian food.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Like Italian food though.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Okay, I'll name that tune and four seconds.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Jenny, I think I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh gay vat name that tune?
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh yes, well, damn, damn.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't know some girls. Yes yeah, Chinese food makes
me sick. I like Italian food though. Here we go.
Final one. Vant is gonna bid first. Boy band style.
Thanks for being here. Thanks, what that's it? Oh my gosh, okay,
(19:21):
you get to bid. Jenny, I can name that tune
in three seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I really feel like I know what this is based
on that clue, So I'm going to say I can
name that tune in one second.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Jenny, name that tune.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Oh, I know what you thought it was I know
what it is?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
What did you think it was?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I thought it was bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Incorrect.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well I know that that's not what it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
All right, say the clue more time and lets me
come well, okay, okay, I'll say it ready in the
say it after it's glad you came.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
The wanted Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Love them too.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Which is funny because this is not actually how the
song starts. It literally just starts with lyrics it does.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
This is a long intro.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
This is the club mix, the club mix, the sustum,
the stumm.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Bailey, you have a difficult decision of the eight boy
band songs. Which song do you want to play? The
whole song?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
We are going to be listening to Baby when the
lights go out?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Really yes, because.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
But Otown's a little bit of a slow song, so
I want to bop.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
So you want to do five?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Lights go out? Yes, I do find it? I got it,
you got it? Okay, found it faster than me. Here
you go, Bailey, Thank you? Boy band style Name that
tune on k d w B The Dave Ryan Show
one on one point three kd w B brought to
(20:49):
you by six one two injured Heimer and Lammer's injury law.
Remember fire Festival, Yeah, scammer Billy McFarlane. Uh, he did
an Instagram walk and talk, and he's giving you the
chance to own the brand fire Festival by being the
highest bidder on eBay.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Were all the noise, the chaos, the hype, in the craziness.
Fire has had over thirty two billion impressions online since
twenty seventeen. Whoever owns the fire brand will have an
attention engine to launch festivals, do merchant collabs, doing same
pop up, run live streams, or build.
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A media brand.
Speaker 9 (21:22):
The overall fire brand that's up for auction, but see
who wants to.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Smoke that is nobody's going to buy that. I think
the bid is up to twenty thousand dollars, but you
can bid on it, but that doesn't mean you'll pay
for it. So other words, I can go on eBay
and I can bid forty million dollars on like a
pair of socks, but it doesn't mean I'm actually gonna
get on my PayPal and pay it.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
I just think it's weird that this dude is just
like a weird dude, because obviously Fire Festival did not
work out the first time, and then it fell through
this past time, which was literally within the last like six.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Months, and like the even more recent I yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
And then then he's like, well, okay, so it's failed
twice and everybody knew it was going to fail a
second time.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
So he's like, Paul, let me sell the brand.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
He's just trying to make money.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I mean, he's like a sales guy to the like tea,
the way he scams people.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I feel like I would like to hear this audio.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Lewis Capaldi, he took about two years off from touring
and he finally performed for the first time at Glastonbury
the other day, which was a huge crowd to perform
in for the first time.
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But now he's donating.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Over seven hundred thousand hours of this to people who
need it.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
I polish it without help and with sort of to
reflect my experience of therapy and the importance I feel
it has in my life and other people's lives. With
Kevin Owe seven hundred and four thousand three hours of therapy,
it's an.
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Hour for every day, but it's not an our housing.
Speaker 10 (22:39):
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Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's a grazy that's so awesome. That's so many hours
of therapy, and therapy is expensive if you don't have
insurance or insurance doesn't cover certain things.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeah, we'll Speaking of therapy, Olivia Rodrigo not only paid
for therapy for herself on her last tour, but for
her entire band and stage crew. One of her guitarists
called her the dreamiest boss of all time and said
it was the coolest thing that ever happened because they
had it even during the off time of tour. And
I think that's really that we talk about, like mental
health and therapy all the time on the show. Really
good for Olivia roderby going her team.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
And speaking of therapy, Dave's favorite kind of therapy, hYP hypnotism.
Jennifer Aniston is apparently dating a hypnotist, No really, his
name is Jim Curtis, and they have been seen getting
cozy in Big Sir.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
He made her like a horse Denigan's the other day
and she was like, I loved Began's man probat. You are.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Seeing Miley Cyrus is the class. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
So she was seen with this this hypnotist guy, which
is just I don't know how they met, but I
just think, what a random thing. But he is Jenny.
You would think he's hot, all right, up, I have
to look him up. You would think he's very, very hot.
His name is James Curtis. I bet you could look
up James Curtis, hypnotist. He is a babe.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So I mean, if anything, he's.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah five, Jenny is single and ready to mingle. We're
gonna get a paddleboard guy up coming up in a
second on what the right one when he comes along. Yeah,
we're gonna update on that a second. Exactly. You are
attracted to me? All right, let's do uh get into
(24:20):
It's not a group therapy. It's just kind of a
question and she needs some help. Let's get started. Hayley
is on the phone and Hailey, I know that it's
class reunion time because of this time of the year
when everybody's like Oscio class of twenty fifteen is getting
back together or Maple Grove class of two thousand and
five is having their twentieth or whatever you are having
(24:41):
your Is it your tenth year reunion?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Yeah, it's my tenth.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, so what's the situation with your tenth reunion?
Speaker 11 (24:48):
So I I'm calling it because I want you, guys,
this is my uncle. I want you to convince me
to go. So my ten year high school reunion is
coming up, and I am kind of on the sense
about going because I have so I have a twin sister,
and in the last ten years I have put on
(25:09):
a significant amount of weight. It's almost about one hundred pounds,
and my twin has not. So I am really nervous
about going because I don't want everybody to look at
me to make fun of me. You know, I just
just kind of seeing me how like where I am now,
and then you know my sister who looks exactly the same.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Mm.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, it would be tough to go to a high
school reunion and looks significantly different because we're all self
conscious about how we look. People would be like, I'm not,
but we all are.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I had a friend that would not go to our
tenth because he had gone bald and lost pretty much
all of his hair. He would not go to the
tenth reunion because he didn't want people to go. Good
Mike's lost is her same, But I mean, ten years
has passed.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'm not gonna blame you or like, look at you
any different, like, of course you're going to look something's
gonna change.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And also I would say that a lot of people
probably also are in the same boat as you. Yeah,
I look at the people from my high school now
and I'm past ten years at this point, but most
of them got beer bellies. You know, guys got beer bellies,
girls with beer.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Belly double tins.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, in Wisconsin, the girl's got beer bellies.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It is surprising when you go to your tenure reunion
there are people who look just about except ten years
is really in the scheme of things. It's not that
long of a time. You're twenty eight instead of eighteen,
and some people look pretty much exactly the same, but
some people do look a whole lot different. I think,
you know, I would go because, yeah, Jenny had a
good point. I think Bailey said it too. Everybody's gonna
look a hole. Some people would look a whole lot different. Yeah,
but go and have a good time and hang out
(26:33):
with the people that you used to love. Right, they
will notice that you're heavier, but they're not gonna shun
you because you know what, who knows, maybe they've been
through three divorces in ten years. Maybe they've been incarcerated
since then. You everybody's got a story that they're not
gonna tell you at their class reunion. Yeah you know
what I was. I got busted for carjacking and I
(26:53):
spent three years in Stillwater. Yeah, you know, nobody's gonna
everybody brings the shiny version of themselves to their class reunion.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
I feel like from what I because so I totally
get where you're coming from. Like, if you look different
and you're nervous about it, I would definitely look like
consider too if there's anything else you're worried about, Like
if you're worried about.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I don't know, bullies or something.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Because for me, I had there were people who were
popular who were not my friend in high school, but
then I like ran into them like eight years after
high school.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
And they were so nice.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That's the thing. Most they mature, They grow up so much.
There's I'm going to tell you this one. I went
to my thirtieth and there were still the clique people
who you were not quite good enough to talk to them,
and they still kind of looked down their nose at you,
Like I know somebody whose dad was a famous NFL
football coach, and boy did she look down her nose
(27:44):
at me when I said, could I get a picture
with you? Why? What for? What are you going to
use it for at the reunion? At the reunion? Grow up? Yeah,
I would go, go yeah, yea, Because it's the things
in life that you didn't do that you regret more
than the things that you did. There might be some
maybe some awkward spots and that you know, the pretty
girls and the honky guys from back then might look
(28:05):
over at you and go screw them because you're not
there to see them.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Someone to textan and said, if I had a dollar
for every old classmate.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
That's gained weight, you're saying, like, I just think.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
People change over the years, and it's more about I
think at this point in your life, it's more about
like where are.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
You at success wise?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Like that's what I would go into my high school
reunion if I want, like, look at me out when.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
You're a DJ Jenny, Hell yeah, it's like one step
below a meth.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Do you know what I do? I pull up my
jingle ball photos. I'd be like, do you see this.
I was in the same room as Pitbull one time.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
This is me and Lewis Capaldi flex, here's an idea.
Have your sister bring two different outfits, and then she
can come in as your sister. And then she leaves,
goes to the bathroom, puts on a different top, comes
back in and says, it's me, Hayley. That's a Disney
Channel movie waiting to happen. You're right, it is. Yeah.
I mean, seriously, there are gonna be people who will
looked dowt you, even if you don't change. They're gonna
(29:02):
be the popular crowd or whatever. Maybe you're in the
popular crowd. I don't know that will look down their
nose that you no matter what. And but nearly everybody
by twenty eight years old, they've changed, They've been through
some ups and downs, they've been to town a couple
of times. It'll be it'll be fine. I think you
should go.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
All right, Okay, did we convince you?
Speaker 4 (29:22):
She doesn't sound convinced at all.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
Mean, I mean, we're gonna go together. So I'm gonna
get in the car. I guess I was just kind
of looking for like, I mean you like you guys
did give me a little bit of confidence, So so
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I you know, I think that anybody listening would say
the same thing. There's probably somebody who's listening who's like, yeah,
I put on a lot of weight or lost my
hair or whatever. I went to my ten year and
maybe some people looked at me funny. But for the
most part, you know, we're all adults, and there's always
gonna be the jackass who still lives in twenty fifteen.
That's like, no, look at Hayley. Screw them, You're not
(29:56):
there to see them anyway.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh right, And I also think like probably even your
twin sister looks a little bit different, but you're looking
at her in comparison to you, Because my reasoning with
people are like, oh, I used to be so skinny
in high school. Oh I'm like, that's because you were
a child and you're an adult now. Yeah, So like, true,
you are the size of an adult, and your sister
is also probably the size of an adult now.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
She just seems so different because you're comparing her to yourself.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Go ahead, I applaud you for even wanting to go,
because I have no desire or interest to go to
a high school re union whenever that time, really, don't
you know, I don't I talk to maybe maybe a
handful of people from high school still to this day.
So go, Like, if you want to go, go, don't
let anything stop you.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I love mine because I had turned from a nobody
into somebody that I was proud of by my ten
years to show off. And I was also kind of cute,
and so the girls that would never talk to me
in high school were like, who's this guy?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
So you went just for your ego?
Speaker 11 (30:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I went because I wanted to go. I mean there was, honestly,
but you bring it up. Yeah, there was part of
me that was like, very proud to go. Yeah, Chlis something.
By the time I was twenty eight years old.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm pretty sure that's the only reason I would go
to a high school reunion is because of my ego.
I talked to all the people I care about, stills
to go see a bunch of random people who I'm
never going to talk to anymore.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Jenny looks home, because what if you meet somebody and
it's like Adam Schmidt, if he's listening right now, I
would die.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
But he was the hot one in.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
High school, really, and like, I don't know, but I've
never I haven't talked to him since high school. But
I went to a reunion and Adam Schmidt was there
and we talked and fell in love.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
And got married. Call it Adhaim. I know he's listening.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Hey, we're talking to Haley. Haley's put on. I'm gonna
go ahead and say it. You said it, so I
will repeat it. You put out about one hundred pounds
since high school. Ten years later. You want to go
to your reunion, but you don't want people to like
give you the side eye. And every it's unanimous. Everybody says, go,
just go and have a good time. Can we call
you next week to see how it went? Yeah, okay,
we do, we do. We got your number, text messages.
(31:53):
With social media, these days, people already know what you
look like. All the popular here's another one. All the
popular people from my high school don't even look the same.
They've all gained weight, and it would be a pleasure
to walk past them these days. Another one. I needed
to hear this too. My ten year reunions in the fall,
and I was pretty set on not going because of
the same type of reasons. I also feel like I'm
(32:14):
not where I want to be in my life, and
it was a little embarrassed, but realistically, nobody cares that much.
I think that's kind of true. You know what people
care about themselves. Yeah, true that they're gonna be like,
they're gonna give you an ounce of attention, but they're
gonna be looking around the room going, who's looking at me?
Who's looking at me?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Anyone?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Here's another last one. The people who were mean in
high school are now nice. It's my high school friends
that are little twats. Hayley, thanks for being on. We'll
talk to you if we will call you next week. Okay,
when's your reunion this weekend?
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Yes, it's on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Okay, we'll call you on Monday.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I want to hear how this turned out. I'll bet
you'll have great stories about it. Okay, we're gonna do
this that we're gonna come back with my least favorite
bit that we do on the show.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Dave Wheel of Girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Next, what's happening? Scoffs a lot? Geez?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Is that a scoff for a snort? It is a scoff.
Okay you said about something body? Yeah, thanks vun for
asking these two don't care. They love to mock me.
I just want to know what the reason is this.
Jenny and Daily have conspired to bully me with that
stupid bit. Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's my favorite this wheel, girl friend.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
That's right, we're spinning Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends, where I
have all of the women that Dave has been on
a conquest with on a giant wheel the size of
a room, and I get to spin the wheel and
Dave has to tell us where he met her, their
love story and how they fell out.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Spin that?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Who will?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know why people call you annoying. I don't
get it. I don't know why all you annoyed?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh, Dave, you're gonna tell us about Vicky.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Vicky was a wanna be punk rocker. She had cut
she had shed dropped out of school when she was fifteen,
and she was probably twenty or so when I met her.
But she had short black hair that she she drew.
I'm not making this up. She drew a skunk stripe
with liquid paper down the middle of her hair. Paper,
(34:33):
so she looked like a skunk. Do you know what
liquid paper is?
Speaker 11 (34:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Is that like white out?
Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's like white out?
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
But she took liquid paper and she drew a skunk
stripe down the middle of her hair. And she was
actually very sweet and she loved to cook.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Oh yeah, And how did it happen at the.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
End, God, I don't know. I realized that she had
a skunk stripe painted down the middle of her hair
and no education.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Was this your your punk era when you were like.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, she was a punk?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Okay, yeah not you? Just her? All right?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Well, one and done that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I love hearing about your conquest. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh, you're gonna tell us about Melissa.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
You might have had a couple Melissa's because it says
how many instances of Melissa there are?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Says Melissa dashed sevens Yeah Melissa, yea, yeah, Okay, I
remember Melissa the one I'm thinking of. Ohio, I'm about
twenty two years old, all right, And somebody called and
they said, I've got a friend who wants to meet you.
And she's cute as a button, all right, and she
was yeah, And so we went to a station party
(35:36):
together one time, and I was kind of happy to
show her off because she was attractive and and there's
really that's really all there is to it. I don't
know what happened with Melissa. She was cute as a button.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Did you kiss her? Did you kiss her? Was there
only one Melissa? Are there any other Melissa's?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Remember? I don't. Yeah there was, but I just do
one at a time.
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Then this one is Mary Kay.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh, Mary Kay, she worked. I love this, I lovely.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
This is gonna go based on how he started.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Second, this is horrible, This is horrible. Mary Kay worked
at the radio station. I was probably twenty four and
she was in college. So put her at twenty years
old or something. I get intern or something. Yeah, So
there was that, the the unintegrity of hooking up with
an intern. But we were at a station event. I
(36:38):
don't know if I should tell this or not.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
No, please, you already started.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
So so Mary Kay and I were at this station event.
There was hotel rooms everywhere, so Mary Kay was sharing
a hotel room with a girl named Laura. So I
went over to Mary Kay's hotel room, and we thought
Laura was sleeping, So we hooked up right next to Laura.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Yeah on the mouth, you kissed on the mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, I kissed her on the mouth. Yeah, and Laura
was pretending she was sleep. Oh no, and she was
so mad that we did this right next to Laura.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
I've been you and Mary Kay in that situation.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
So you know, the funny thing is I'm still friends
with Mary Kay. She's like happily married and she's very successful.
She's like a text her.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Now. I don't want to why not just say we
were talking about you just now?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
No, she knows before how many morethies are you going
to do before you're happy?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Handful? This is Kathy c A T H I.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
E Kathy, Oh Kathy.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Kathy, Kathy. I sold cell phone, she sold cell phone.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
She sold cellular telephones back then we called them a
car phone. And she helped me get a car phone
installed into my car and we hooked up in the
parking lot in her car, in the parking lot of
the Continent in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Wow, and how did it end?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Or like her you kissed on the mountain mouth?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Does Van do you like this bit I'm enjoying here
about your conquests? It makes me up. I don't think
it's gross.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Does more time?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
I'm little carries dad grows?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh tell us about Joan.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Here we go. I was doing a car wash marathon
and lived in Las Vegas, twenty two years old. Joan
came by to get a car washed and we started talking, talking, talking,
and Joan was forty two years old.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Oh my god, how old were you?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Twenty two?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And Joan was like, do you want to come over
this weekend and watch TV? I'm like, sure, Joan knew
what she was doing. She didn't know what she was doing.
I didn't know what she was up. I thought she
wanted to, like, you know, get a couple of sandwiches
and watched Miami Vice. But no, she was she was Yeah,
so she kissed you on the mouth. He was the seducer.
I was the innocent victim.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
What happened with Joan, what happened was the way she
was alive. Still is she alive?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't know. She probably moved to Florida. Should call
her too. And then I went down. I went down
to visit her one time in Florida.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
She was all ready for the hookup and I didn't
want to, so we didn't. And then she's like, why
didn't we ever get around to hooking up?
Speaker 5 (39:15):
And I was like who because when you went down
to Florida by that time, she was like sixty and
a senior home.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, you guys are why I hate this bit on
Hot Nobody likes this bit, Jenny. Can we ban this
bit on the radio?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Shame so many names on this. We also, we'll revisit
it scheduled for next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Nope, nope, nope, nope nope
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