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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, good morning. It's fun to meet everybody at the
fair on Saturday. Thanks for waiting in line. Thanks to
Jonah Murray for coming out. Thanks to Lydia and Ida
like Ida cookie a yeah, because they got engaged. It
was kind of like it was funny. There was like, okay,
(00:21):
they were playing a little game. There's a video on
Dave Ryan Show on Instagram. They're playing a little game
where they're facing each other and they are like girlfriends,
so they're facing each other. And then one of them
was of course in on it, and she's like, my
category was like things you might do at the State Fair. Okay,
go on the giant slide, go to the pig bard,
ask someone to marry you. And she gets down on
(00:44):
one knee and pulls the ring out. And Aida was.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like, and I don't think I eat a like attention.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So she was like, but I was nervous about that
game that we were playing because when you said, okay,
I'm gonna need someone to play a game. And there
was one woman who like ran to the Front's like me,
I love games, and I was like, you're gonna ruin
the engagement.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He played money many a rounds.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It worked out Yeah, we had to plan out because
we didn't want to bring them up right away. We
wanted Dave was like, we'll get a few other people
from the crowd, then we'll go to that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Very sly, very sly. Yeah, we're playing that. I think
think fast. It's gonna be Jenny versus Bailey. And here
we go back to school. You guys away to school.
Here we go. I will give you an item and
a letter you named something in the category. First one
to get to seven is the winner back to School Edition.
A piece of playground equipment, starting with M.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Merryn very good, Also.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Take monkey bars. Something in your backpack, starting.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
With L laptop.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'll take laptop. That's very good. Yeah, I don't take that.
I was looking for lunch. Something in your backpack starting
with B very out in front with three Bailey, can
you hear me? Okay, okay. Something you listen to on
the ride into school, starting with K carry karaoke.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Come on, guys, Katie w B too.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Late, too late, but yes, I was like the radio like.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
K pop was one of your answers.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Something in a classroom, starting with G. Globe very good.
Bailey on the board. Something in a classroom starting with
W whiteboard. Yes, Bailey, come back. Something in a classroom
starting with P pencil. I'll take pencil. Yes, I was
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looking for pencil sharpener, but pencil works just fine.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Do they have those anymore? Though?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I believe we asked this on the air, and yes,
they do something in a classroom starting with T.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Teachers correct five and Bailey is two.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Something in a classroom starting with D.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, are you giving that to me?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, don't point literally all the words I think of
are like barometer, dirigible, not things dirigible.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, no, no, no, no, I love the dirigible in
the class.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Right here we go. Something that gets you sent to
the principal's office starting.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
With F farting, farting.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yes, you know that there's someone in that You know
that there's a kid in the class of cars on
purpose just to make everyone laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But the principal's office, I say fighting.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Fighting would be a class where you might lose a finger.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh that was no letter on that one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
No, sorry, yeah, just no no letter. What's tech ad?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's like where you saw things?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's a wood shop?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No call it tech ed?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Did you call it tech ed or wood shop? They
called it wood shop?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
But They do have weird names for things like homech
they call family Consumer Sciences.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, it was for me and Jenny.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, I'll give it to you. All right, here
we go. There's a couple for you to play with
with your kid in the car or whatever you're doing
right now. A class only smart kids take, starting with TEA.
Bailey's got it? Anybody Trigg, Yes, Trig Mark Connell would
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come out of Trigg class. He's like, yeah, hey, how
you doing. How is algebra one? I'm like, oh no, Scoopy,
how was remedial? Matthew?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Another one? A book they might make you read in
seventh grade. Bailey is nodding, you've got it? What do
you got? Bailey the giver? Okay? I would have said
The Outsiders or Fahrenheit four fifty one. Okay. A couple
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of more here, an underappreciated position at school. Starting with C.
Bailey says, She's got it. Jenny Vaunt, anybody you got it?
What is it? Jenny custodian cook cook? Yeah, like the
lunch lady. Yes, my mom is a lunch lady for years.
(05:06):
So that is thing. Fast on, katiewb. We're gonna come
back one hour commercial free starting off with a Pitch
a Friend follow up. We did Pitch a Friend on
the show on Friday, where somebody pitched their friend Jenny.
So we gave out Jenny's Instagram. We said, go look
at Jenny, go DM Jenny. We're gonna talk to Jenny
in a second and see whether there was any action
on this over the weekend. On Pitch a Friend, Jenny's
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been on Reddit. We're gonna play the new Jonah Moray song.
We had a lot of stuff coming up. Oh and
also Bailey has got an update on the Vikings football
player that she DMD and there is something going on
and we'll tell you about it coming up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's one O one point three Kati WB.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
We had somebody on the phone for the update on
Pitch a Friend. Jenny. Are you now engaged? How did
things go? Did you get a lot of dms? Did
you hook it? Did you touch mouths with somebody this weekend? Hi? Jenny,
I'm excited for you. We had Jenny on for a
Pitch your Friend on Friday. Who was your friend that
pitched you? That was Becca? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And you have been you've been single for.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
A while, yes for well, yeah, I've been divorced for
like eight and a half years.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, last couple of guys you dated, they're all like
just after the one thing, tequila. Yeah, they all want
your tequila. Yeah. So we had you on the show.
We we talked about all your virtues and things like that,
and what did she do? You remember what Becca said
about Jenny? Jenny or baby or boss.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Becca is like a very sweet human.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
She's the type of person that like everyone wants to
be friends with, but you know, she's looking for someone
who's not married. That's was one of the big things
that was a requirement.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
High.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's just that she's a down to earth, easy to
talk to person, and I feel like I get that
just from the couple of conversations we've had with her
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Get that too, Jenna. We gave out your Instagram which,
by the way, if you want to say, Jenny, we
gave out your Instagram which is.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Which is ticks Jenny. So t I X Jenny.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And the the guys were free to DM you at will.
Did you get dms? Jenny?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, I did, I'd got I got a handful. This morning.
I woke up to about four of them yesterday, it
was a quiet day. But Friday, my phone was blowing
up like crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah, not many. I don't know that many prospects, you know,
Like I know some of them are just like yep, no,
like you could just tell by the message they send,
you know, and then I respond back and then I
hear nothing back from them. So I'm like, yep, I'm
not wasting my time.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
A lot of flakes out there. Yeah, a lot of guys.
Opening line is hey, and that's the best thing can
come up with.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Am I right your spot on?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Or like heard you on the radio?
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay, cool and shooting my shot.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And even the ones that you respond to, they couldn't
even like respond back to you. So they sent you
something decent enough that you would respond to, but then
they don't respond back to that.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh was there any that stood out? Was there any
potential interesting one?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
There's a couple, there's a couple of them, and I
did I did chat with a couple over the weekend,
not like by phone, but by messages. But yeah, and
that's about all. I mean. I'm certainly not in a
hurry to rush into anything, but I mean it's fun,
it's fun.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I will give you that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, so no real love connection.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, but that's okay. It was fun. There's still time.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Yeah, absolutely, oh you bet I did. It was fun.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
You know, it's fun to open up.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
The message and see like, hey, you know, like I
had one this morning. I said, absolutely gorgeous. I'm like, well,
that's a great way to start a Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Sweet.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah, so you never know who knows.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
What's going to listen to the positivity here, I said, like, God,
it didn't work, listen to the positive opportunity.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She's on the radio right now.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sale.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Her instagram is ticks t i x Jenny ticks Jenny,
So you can still reach out to her potentially, but
like reach.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Out in a way that says more than hey, Yeah,
more than hey or what I'm off to?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
What what did you say?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Says to me all the time? Go beyond what that
mouth do? I want somebody to DM me and say
what that mouth do? No, you don't know. You don't
trust me if it starts happening and you'll be like.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Eh, well doesn't sound pleasant.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, Jenny, good luck, thank you for being on pick
for a pitch a friend.
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Good luck, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, have a good day.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Thanks you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
If you want to be on Pitch a Friend this week,
then there's a way you can go on to kind
of apply.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Dave ryanshow dot com.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You can see right at the top it says pitch
a Friend. You're going to fill out a form real
quick on there, and then the main thing that I
need from you is just to make sure that your friend.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Is okay with it. A and B.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
We always want to be able to have access to
your friend's Instagram so that we can look at them
and that people can DM them, So they need to
not have a private Instagram.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
They got amazing, Okay, got chah. Go online Dave ryanshow
dot com. Look for the tab that says pitch a
Friend and you can have your friend on next week.
Because everybody's got a friend that I've got several friends
that are like single. I don't want to call them
out on the radio, but you know who you are,
but I don't know. I don't want to embarrass them either,
(10:33):
you know, yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Right, well what maybe they'll reach out to you, yeah
and be like because I know. Jenny actually kind of
told her friend like she would be down for her
friend to pitch.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Her Oh, because it was Jenny's idea. Yeah, okay, he
got it all right. If you want to do that,
go to Katie Dave ryanshow dot com look for the
pitch a Friend tab state Fair continues to date. We
have Nelly tickets to give away the State Fair this week.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
We are.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
We're gonna have them all week long. We'll have our
first pair to give away, a seven five for that.
But yeah, it's Nellie, It's ying Twins, job rule and
maya what wow, very throwback lineup.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Wow. All right, if you want to go, hang on
for another fifteen to twenty minutes, we'll have those for you.
Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
We're talking today about things that are life changing, but
they cost less than one hundred dollars. So if you
guys can think of something yourselves, I'd love to hear them.
But I'll tell you what people on Reddit are saying today.
The first one is a good pillow, which I highly
agree with.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh my gosh, my pillow.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
I take that thing everywhere with me in my camper van,
if I'm snoozing on the couch downstairs, everything.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Most people don't know where their pillow came from. Or
how old it is, and it's very likely the pillow
that you grew up with that you had in high school.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
One hundred per Yeah, I just got new pillows and
it was gross, like throwing out the old ones.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah. You open it up and it's like yellow, yellow
with a little bit of brown. You're not alone.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Got cooling pillows from Costco when I went with for
the first time. Life changing. Yeah, books love it all right.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Another one is the peace of mind a dash cam
can give you because it's like a silent witness to
every crazy thing that happened.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And a lot of people commented on that on.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Top of it being like I can attest to this
because it helped with an accident that someone was in whatever.
I've never thought about having a dash cam in my life.
I've been lucky enough to not really be in accidents.
But a lot of people agreed with that one. Another
person said, a household fire extinguisher and a carbon monoxide detector.
So these are items that are under one hundred dollars
and they are life changing. I really hope that everyone
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has a fire or extinguisher and a carbon monoxide detector
in their house.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But a lot of people don't.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
A lot of people don't. Yeah, because you like move
into an apartment and then move into a house and
you don't think about it. But yeah, it's good to
have several around and know where they are, because usually
you put it behind something which is behind something else,
so you don't know where they are, know where they are.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Another reason said blackout curtains.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I don't camels in my room, but I feel like
I should because I wake up to the little slightest
sign of light, so in the summer, I'm up when
the sun is up.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
They're amazing. Seriously, it's like being in a hotel. You
wake up at a hotel, you think it's three am,
and you open in the shades and it's like bright up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Where you are.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
My sister has them, and it's like night and during
the broad daylight.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yep, all right.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Another person said maybe not life changing, but a rice cooker.
I've never had one of those before, but rice takes
so long to make, so I'm assuming a rice cooker
makes it faster and probably better. And you can you
can really scrip rice pretty easily.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
It's very easy to it's so annoying, just like an
extra teaspoon of water, and it's too wootery.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, soggy.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So these are life changing items that cost less than
one hundred dollars. Bailey and I are both going to
agree with this one. Oh by day, get a b day,
Get up a day. It changes your life. Dave, are
you on board with the Biday life yet? I've got
one for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I've got one. It's upstairs. We rarely, we rarely go
up there. Yeah, it's my own fault.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Take it out of that one and put it in
the toilet you use.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, I'm not going to put in the guest downstairs toilet.
You are going to be so high, I guess using
my bidet that seems gross. You go up your butt,
I know, but still it seems kind of personal.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, you don't let them use your toothbrush, but you
don't use the bidet. What a waste of.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I do occasionally?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, all right, Okay, So you're telling me if you
got on with the bidet life and you saw it
at your friend's house, you wouldn't go use your friends.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
But day you think it's gross.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, it's kind of gross.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Might stay at a friend's house in Seattle and I
saw that they had a bidet.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
It was the best day of the Yeah, okay, items
that cost less than one hundred dollars in our life
changing An electric toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Oh they're the best. Seriously, yeah they now they have
it that times you so you get thirty seconds per
section of your teeth. Four sections in your mouth, this side,
this side, this here up here, and it'll like buzz
when you're supposed to change sections, so you get your
full brush mode in And the one I have tells
you it turns red in the handle if you're pushing
too hard. You want it to stay green.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Oh they're great, and don't get me started on the
one that UH have songs on them. You can start
singing Backstreet Boys, I'll brush of your teeth, the ones
for children.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was gonna say, what are you eight years old?
This sings the Bluey song.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, these are life changing items that cost less than
one hundred dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Was unaware of these back in the day.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
About a condom change, Yeah, all.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right, we'll end with this one. But if you guys
have one, you can let me know.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
A really long phone charger, like I have to be
at the edge of my bed. If I want my
phone charging so I can do my little scrolly scrolls,
my charger is so short.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Go to five below. All I have in my house
is ten foot phone charge. Really yes, and then late
last a while for being from five below.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, there you go. Do you guys have anything you
thought of lost? Good one life changing items?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
One hundred dollars. Oh gosh.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I was gonna say my cat, but he was like
one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh, an air fry. That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I'll give you one. I bring this up once in
a while, the in motion stepper which I put in
front of the TV. It is probably about one hundred
dollars on Amazon for in motion and instead of sitting
stationary for two hours while you watch TV, get on
your stair stepper and do thirty minutes and close your rings.
I do it almost every day. Yeah, in motion stairsteps.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You almost did it yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I almost did it the day before. I almost shut up,
Thank Jenny. It is kad w B The Dave Ryan Show,
one on one point three kd w B. Taylor Swift
didn't really make the dirt today, but her ex boyfriend
Tom Hittleston froze when an interviewer asked them a question
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about Taylor Swift and we have a clip.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Feels like, no, I think it might be like something
to do with the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You think she's teasing the fact. That's because there's like,
where's the super Bowl? Which city? And then isn't the
summer tool the mascot for that city or something?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Okay? Cute, yeah, Okay, not much there.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, people have been speculating for
a while when they're actually going to get married, and
now there's more speculation that it is happening pretty soon
because the couple spent this past weekend at their bachelor
and bacherette destination parties, and honestly, they're just like real
life people because Selena did hers in Cabo and Benny
did his in Veguas. So typically bachelrette parties do happen
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just a few weeks before the wedding, and Selena has
scheduled the ceremony to ensure that Taylor Swift can attend,
and if she were to bring Travis Kelce, he's pretty
busy with NFL football every weekend this fall except for
September sixth to the seventh and November eighth to the ninth,
so potentially those are the weekends of this wedding that
will probably be happening in one of those weekends.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
You got to plan your wedding around your best friend
and her significant others football schedule?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, geez.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
There's a new Saturday Night Live cast that's going to
be announced in about a week and Lauren Michaels, who's
the creator, He's gonna shake things up a little bit.
There's only one person who's been guaranteed a return and
guess what, it's not Keenan Thompson. That doesn't say that
Keenan won't be back, but it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
The confirmed one.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
The only returney so far is James Austin Johnson, who
plays President Trump, which makes sense because he's always going
to be in the news for the next year at least,
so makes sense that he's going to be in it.
But now we don't know who else and it could
be a whole new cast.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Who knows Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Love that Okay, yeah, I think he is on the phone.
Apparently there's a viral video going around of David Korn's
sweat is that how you say his name? His audition
tape for Superman is going viral. I'm not doing anything black.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Like, nothing's wrong, and you pount and you leave.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Nothing is wrong. I am not pouting and I have
things to do at home.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Well, all right now, who's pouting? Fine? Silent treatment, and
I don't care. You're watch these auditions, it's like it's
really awkward because they're standing there and usually the scriptmanager
is reading the lines to them, and they'll be like
people who did not get the role, like this person
did not get the role of Marty McFly or this
person did not get the role of Superman, and it's
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so awful. It's like, oh my god, these casting people
know what they're doing, because they would have cast that
person to Marty McFly. It would have been terrible, awful.
Matthew Broderick, is Marty McFly, Get out of here?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And you imagine that's what we don't know, so you
never know.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I do remember when they announced David corn so what
was going to be Superman? I was upset because I
really liked Henry Cavell because he's like the hottest dude
that's ever lived. But I loved David krn Sweat a Superman.
He was like perfect. So sometimes you just don't realize
how good they're going to be until they're in it.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I have breaking news about what is next for Starbucks,
and it's Pumpkin Spice.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Latte Hey to Pumpkin Spice. I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I was talking to a Barisa at the fair yesterday
who works at Starbucks, so I'm very pumped about.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
That, which I've realized.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Caribou got ahead of the game because last year Starbucks
was first with their Pumpkins Life. Oh and Caribou already
released theirs last Thursday.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I believe it.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Next year Starbucks will release so one week earlier, and.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Then on one week earlier, et cetera, and then it's
gonna be June. Lattes.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, I mean we are headed into that season because
here we go with the State Fair. A week from
today is the last day of the State Fair. It's
Labor Day. Then it's back to school, and then everybody's
gonna be going down to Amit's Apple Farm or Severs
Corn Festival, Fall Festival, and it is that it gets
to be that time of the year. Next thing. You know,
Walgreen's gonna have Christmas decorations.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
They probably already do.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Probably, so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Because the Joe Burrows have been on tour.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
They brought Kevin on stage to do his song by Himself,
first ever solo performance.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I'm sup.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
But they also brought out.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Leave the Get Out.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I love this, the Jonahs brothers bringing out just everybody
and their mom that each stop. I can't wait to
see you. I think it's October tenth. They're in the Twin Cities, and.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Now I want to know who they're going to bring
out on stage.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Here dam again they Madonna is making the dirt today
because she's apparently she's gonna cool it with the intense
cosmetic procedures because her twenty nine year old boyfriend likes
her the way she is. Yes, twenty nine years old.
She is sixty seven years old. Madonna. Wow, dating a
(21:36):
twenty nine year old.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Age difference, Dat girl, it's like forty years just for years.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I love Madonna, have it.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, I'm all for it. As my Bailey, we said
Bailey should be dating one of the younger Viking players,
like a twenty two year old, because Bailey's thirty four.
Why not? Why not think about how much energy he has?
You date a guy your age. He's gonna want to
watch in World War two documentary and go to bed
at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
That is Bailey, though she wants to do those things.
He doesn't need. Well, you would like energy, though, I like,
I want the World War two doc Now you said
I already had that one.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Do you want to make sweet sweet love? No, I'm
watching the Battle of the Bulge.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Come on watching this documentaries.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Leave me alone, sleep on the couch. That is dessert,
brought to you by six one two Injured Heimer and
Lammer's Injury Law. We got somebody on the phone and
and then we were going to put them on the air,
but they have such an interesting statement that I wanted.
And this is going to be kind of quick, but
I want to see what you think, Rachel. Tell me
what happened? This just this what this past Saturday night? Right?
Speaker 9 (22:37):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
What happened?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Okay? So I a really long week. So I decided
to go on a little solo date at the bar,
and I wanted to Cosmo.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Why not, we know what, take yourself out solo date,
go to the bar.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm here for it.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
But yeah, so I was basically just from my phone,
like I obviously wasn't really talking to anyone. And at
one point the bartender came up to me and he
was sort of like, you're like ago, let me show
you this picture my sister just.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Sent me, like, uh, okay, okay, weird, right.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah yeah, But it was actually a message that
he had written on you know, his like notes app,
and it said it said, do not, under any circumstances
get into a conversation with the guy on your left.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh wow, so he knew the guy on the left
is trouble and that eventually the guy left would kind
of like slide on over. How many stools away was
this guy sitting from you?
Speaker 9 (23:39):
It was it was like the guy empty.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Stool met Okay, gotcha pretty close, you know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
But like I ended up. You know, I acted like
kind of normal. I just shook down a few seats.
I didn't make a scene or anything. But like I
actually really appreciated what the bartender did because like I
don't know if this dude was like dangerous or just bad,
I don't know, but I feel like like it meant
if you were in a position to do this, do this, you.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Know what, I can go ahead because.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
Well I was just going to say, like this kind
of thing, you know, he could have like see this
kind of behavior could like save lives even sometimes. But
it might have just been like I felt like a
bad vibe thing. But I really really really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'll bet bartenders know the people that come to their
bar and either it's like they're a player, they're on drugs,
they have a big criminal record, whatever it is. So
I'm going to guess the bartender was like, seize this
guy at the bar a couple of days out of
the week, knows his his IMO is that what they
call it? Yeah, yeah, and knows the guy who's going
to like hit on you. Maybe he's attractive, he's going
(24:44):
to like, you know, whatever seduction corner you not shut up.
I think that's great, What a great bartender. I hope
you gave him an extra tip. Oh good good.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
But without like any context though, I think that would
make me more I don't know, like PoID, yeah, paranoid,
where it'd be like, don't for any circumstances talk to
the guy, and I'd be like, well why not?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And so in my brain, I talk to it like a.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Killer of some kind or whatever, or like, what's the
reason why I can't talk to him?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So it freaked me out more.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I would think more that he's just a chatterbox and
just won't shut up. One of those people at the
bar that wants to like turn his stool toward you
and tell you, like his life story for the next
hour in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, I would. I think the bartender should have included that.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
What do you think, Jenny, I mean, I think it's
very nice to the bartender. You hear a lot of things,
and I worked in the service industry of people like
being able to come up to the bartender to let
them know if they're feeling uncomfortable about a situation or
something like that. So that's nice that the bartender gave
the warning. And I do appreciate things like that, because basically,
when I moved into my house, I was very quickly
warned about the guy who lives directly across the street
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from me, and everyone in the neighborhood. Neighborhood calls him
scary terry, and so everyone was like, never give that
man your number, and so I never have, but then,
of course who talks to him.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
My mother, so braz and.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
So she's chit chatting with him when I like went
to run an errand one day when she was out
like hanging out at my house.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm like, Mom, don't talk to scary Terry.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Stop.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
And then she's like giving him all kinds of personal
information about me, and I was like, please shut up.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
If you're a bartender, do you have the regular that
you're like, oh my god, here he is again. Don't
talk to this guy because he's either gonna, like, you know,
want to borrow money, he's on drugs, he's got a
crazy temper, or he's going to try to hook up
and then like you'll never see him again. I'm glad
it worked out. That's an interesting story that the bartender
had enough experience with that to do that.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm glad it worked out.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
I'm interested because maybe because I'm not a woman, so
I don't have to deal with like certain things like this,
I just wouldn't see a bartender or a waiter or
a waitress, you know, giving a warning.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
So I'm glad that this guy had the wits about
him to do it.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
I feel like most bartenders or waiters are like, it's like,
I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
This guy just has like the note already in helping
to bring it up.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Most bartenders are very aware of the client towel, especially
like the frequent client towels.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's good, that's good. That's what I'm happy about it.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
I would say that it was nice that that person
did that for you, for sure, and he definitely gave
you the warning for a reason.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Whatever that warning was, we don't know, but it was
probably never.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Know because you could be like, you know, in somebody's
basement right now, chained up to the furnace or something.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
No, don't say that, Just say she'll never go to
that bar again.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Rachel, thanks for calling in. I appreciate that, of course.
Make you you got any stories about that, then send
me a text and let me know. Joonah Moray is
our buddy. He came out of the State Fair and
he is just so cool. He is from Stillwater. He
was in Why Don't We and now he's doing his
thing on his own. He's got a new song out.
It's called Heart's Back Home, and I love this song.
(27:45):
It is a beautiful song. Hearts back Home Jonah Moray
on kd WB.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
My body's right here, my heart so.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He chills as Joana Murray hearts back home again. I
love on Katie would be a get a big announcement
to make. I am now a member of the Kitchen
Aid Frequent emailer club.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, I'm on Wordle the other day.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The Wordle has little pop up ads and it's like, oh,
do you not like your coffee maker?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I hate by coffee maker. So kitchen Aid is like, oh, well,
click here to buy a new coffee maker, one that
does all the foaming and the frothing and all that stuff.
So I tap that. Next thing, you know, it's like,
do you want to sign up to become a frequent
whatever of our email whatever? And I'm like, hell yeah.
So I'm pretty excited. I'm a member of the kitchen
Aid email chain.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Now you're a sucker.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You are?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Why am I a sucker?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
You just always signing up for things that you're like
you'll forget about in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No, it's kitchen Aid. I'm very excited. They have all
kinds of appliances.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
But what if they start making you buy things that
you're never.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Gonna Yeah, no, no, I want to get a new
coffee maker. See I've got one of those like countertop
espresso latte machines. Garbage. Yeah, it's garbage.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You have so much stuff. You know.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Your problem is that you buy things the second you
think I think I might want that.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
God forbid. I contribute to the economy. No, don't. You're
the one hoarding your wealth. Bailey is a one percenter
hoarding her wealth. You're like a billionaire holding your wealth
in an offshore account in the Bahamas somewhere a seven
people by buying.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Contributing to all the landfills in the United States, because
then you buy your crap, and then you don't want
your crap, and then where does it go?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Oh oh land? Yeah, you don't even donate it, You
just throw it.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Out, throwing the landfill. Yeah, yeah, you terrible. There are
not enough landfills. You gotta keep garbage men and women
in business. Landfill operators need to feed their kids too. God,
what if they want a day off? Do you ever
think about that? They do get a day off Saturday. Okay,
we're gonna play state fair prices, right, what are we
gonna play for we're gonna play for Nelly is coming
(29:44):
to State Fair? When is he gonna be there?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
He is there this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
And it's not just Nellie, it's also job Rule, Maya.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
And the Young Twigs.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Wow, I'm not gonna be there, but I am excited
to hear how that house does.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
There's your song, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So we're playing state Fair price is right. What you're
gonna do is you're gonna listen to an item that
Jenny will describe from the State Fair, probably a food.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Item, food, drinks, and maybe some of the other activities.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Okay, I don't want to give away too much.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Then you're gonna guess without going over the actual State
Fair prices, and you're gonna do a little warm up
round while we're waiting for a couple of callers. Six five, one,
nine eight nine KDWB gets you out of the house,
go have an experience. We all want experiences. Nelly and
the State Fair along with a shanty ying Yang Twins.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's job Rule, yep, Maya.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Maya, why aren't you having a shan Why isn't a
Shanting going to be there?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You know? I think she's busy. Yeah, she's busy Maya.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, good, let's get you at the State Fair. Right now,
let's do a warm up round.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Jenny, okay.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
The first item is garlic cream cheese wantons from one
of my favorite spots. I'm gonna stay it wrong, Cavett quivette.
I don't know, Bailey corrects me every time. But how
much do the those costs?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Dave? You go first?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I would say nine dollars, nine dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Good guess.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
And Bailey, I'm gonna say eleven dollars okay. And the
winner today is Bailey because they are twelve dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh well, yeah, they like everything else has all right.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Next up, we're gonna go over to Man's Senies and
we're gonna get ourselves a twenty ounce shells of san Gria.
How much does a twenty costicious, by the.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Way, go ahead, I'm gonna say twelve dollars, Jenny, twelve
dollars okay, And David one penny.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
One penny is a great guest because it's eleven dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
You went over.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I don't know if they've always done this, but just
a warning to anyone who is still going out to
the fair.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
If you pay with credit cards.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
There's a fee on pretty much every single item out
with the credit.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Card, so it's better if you have cash.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
It'll save you at least like twenty five cents on
each purchase, probably.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Which heads up, but just a heads up on that.
Do we ever?
Speaker 6 (31:59):
We do?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
We do? We have? Hannah. Good morning, Hannah morning. What
are you up to this morning? Hannah?
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Dropping my daughter off at daycare?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
A How old is your daughter?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
She is fourteen months?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
It's very sassy right now.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, let's move on to Sierra. Sierra, good morning, Good morning,
what are you up to? Sierra?
Speaker 9 (32:22):
I am driving into work.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Everybody's on the road this morning, right, Hannah. You're gonna
go first, Good luck, and here's your state fair price
is right? Item?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Hannah, I would like to know what is the admission
price to get into the Butterfly House for one person?
Speaker 7 (32:38):
We'll get into the Butterfly House. I think it was eleven?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Okay, thanks, Sierra and.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Sira, I'm gonna go nine.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Okay, you both overbid, so I need you to rebid. Hannah,
you can go first, okay. I'll do eight eight and Sierra.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Five okay, and we are still overbidding.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I will meet you use that.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
One penny strategy. Strategy. Yeah, it's too late now, but
let's try it again.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Hannah, what's your guess.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
For that one? I'm gonna say two.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Two, Okay, Sierra, we'll go three.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Okay, Sierra wins this round because it's four dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
There, we go round one.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
We will do three rounds total, best of three here,
all right. The new hot item at the State Fair
is the soft served Royal Raspberry beer and a cone
from prize. So how much does that cost? It is
legitimately beer as a soft serve. Sierra, you're going first
as time fifteen, okay, and Hannah, I'll go eight eight.
(33:48):
Hannah's the winner on that one because it is eleven, yes,
all right, and now we will get our winner after
this round. The last one is a food item, the
Sweet Square from the Blue Barn. They're basically the deep
fried cheese curds, but it's in like a cake batter
and you get a little like cream and jelly craze.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I'm on top of it.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
So this is from the Blue Barn. How much are
the sweet Squeakers this year? This?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Hannah goes first on this one. Eleven eleven.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay, Sierra eight, and the winner today is Hannah.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They are fourteen seventy five.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh my god. Congratulations Hannah and baby. Congratulations babies going
to the Nelly Show coming up on Saturday night. Sierra,
thanks for playing nice haraah bye, Hannah. Congratulations. This is it.
It's a good day. After all. We have more of
these to give away all week.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
We have them all week long. Yes, so listen, every
single day. We'll have them at this time every day.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, very good. It is Katie. W be Monday morning.
And sometimes you need a little something. Did you just
kind of make you think and appreciate? I got a
couple of little tidbits, and here we go. One day
you will tell your story of how you overcame what
(35:12):
you went through, and it will be someone else's survival guide.
I like that a lot. You will get through whatever
you're going through right now, and one day you'll tell somebody,
your friend or your kid, or your niece or your
grandkid or whoever, your story. One day you will tell
(35:33):
your story of how you overcame what you went through,
and it will be someone else's survival guide. I do
this with Carson because Carson once in a while when
we're troubling people in his job. He's a tour manager,
difficult people, and I'm going to I tell him, Carson,
you will meet all kinds of people in your life
and your career. Some are wonderful you'll never forget him,
(35:56):
and some will never. You'll never forget him for all
the wrong reasons. They're bullying, they're narcissistic, they're manipulative, they're incompetent,
they're selfish. But you will survive it, and one day
you'll tell somebody else how to survive it. You want
to hear another one's a little happier. Sure, somebody asked me,
what's your favorite place. I don't have a favorite place.
(36:19):
I have my favorite people, and whenever i'm with them,
it becomes my favorite place.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I love.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
I agree with you, that's so true. I like if
you dated somebody who you could go anywhere, like I
don't know. The phrase I don't care where I go
when I'm with you comes to mind. You could go
to the state fair, or you could go to the landfill.
You could pick up trash on the side of the road.
But as long as you're with that person, it's it's
(36:48):
kind of fun. Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
That's I feel every time we go to Ohio for
like a family trip. There's nothing necessarily that exciting about Ohio,
but it's because I'm with all my family and it's
nice to be with my mom and my sister and
my grandma and my head.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I'm just like, oh, look at us all sitting around
being women. This is great women. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Someone asked me, what's your favorite place. I don't have
a favorite place. I have my favorite people, and whenever
I'm with them, it becomes my favorite place. Monday Motivation
on one on one point three k D double B and.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
They give a shout out real quick, please somebody dm
d R Dave Ryan Show Instagram account.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Theyaid, I just want to say hi.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
I was born and raised in Minnesota, but I've been
living in Vietnam for over four years.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I still stream the show and love listening. Thanks for
always making me laugh all the way in Vietnam. Not
thought that was so sweet.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I love that. That is so awesome. There's people listening
around the world of Myheart Radio, Leslie.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
I had someone come up to me at the fair yesterday.
They live in the Philippines. Half the year, and so
they're going they're waking up for the day or no,
they're going to bed for the day as we're waking
up and starting the show.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
So they'll turn it on when they're like show worrying
and getting ready to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Wow. That's wild cool.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
A couple of things. First of all, Jenny's going to
be at the State Fair today for eleven until one.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Seven to one. Come by and say hi, it's booth.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
The entire Morning Show is going to be there on
Thursday from eleven until one. Then I'm going to be
at the Treasure Island booth from two until three on Thursday.
What are you going to be there again?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'll be there Wednesday eleven to one, and I'll be
there tomorrow eleven to one.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Okay, look at us.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Go by the KWIB booth lunchtime and somebody will be there.
Also got to mention, if you went on Saturday, the
traffic getting into the fair was I've never seen it
so bad, and all my years agoing to the fair,
it was so bad. And you know, once you get
in you forget all about it. It's wonderful and delightful,
but there's a reason we came just short of an
(38:37):
opening day attendance record. So if you're looking around the
fair on Saturday, going derg, it's crowded. Yes, just short
of an opening day attendance record. I think one of
the reasons because the weather was so perfect.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh it's been so perfect.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yesterday it was chilly, so people were out there in
sweatshirts and it was just so comfy, which I feel
like I talked to so many people. When you're more
comfortable and you're not sweating, you're allowed to you can
like eat more. Yeah, it can assume so much more,
you can drink so much more. It just makes everything
about the fair more enjoyable. The only thing that's been
annoying the last couple of days when I've been out
(39:10):
there is the traffic because people come up and like
does it kind of stuff? But you guys have to
work here, And I was like, no, I actually love
being a fair. I just wish I could teleport into it.
That's wor be like, that's the only thing that I
dread every year about it.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
They do their best. I mean there is a cop
at every little tiny intersection to direct traffic. Yeah, and
they got their hands full.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, but they all have different different information.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Because i'd walk drive.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Up to one, I'd be like, h I'm trying to
find this lot and they'd be like, no, you can't
go this way, and they're like, okay, go up to
the next one.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, keep going. Okay, Well, which one is it? I
don't know what's happening. I'm lost. I asked one. I
was like, its Gate seven, because that's where we go.
Is Gate seven this way? The dude was like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Know, man, that is funny. All right, we have news
from the world of love and the world of football.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yes, it is me. Thank you for my theme song.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I love that faintly got a wild hair the other
day going, you know what, if Taylor Swift can dat
a football player, I can date a football player.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
So yep, So I went after football player for the Vikings.
His name is Thayer Thomas. I thought he was cute
and age appropriate. So our love story began last week.
I did send him a DM and he he.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
Yes, he.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Never respond He never responded.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
But you know what, I have faced a lot of
rejection in my life, so I am fine with that.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
But it's okay too because I have created what he
probably would say in response to my DM.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
So it might be just that he was nervous and
kind of like shy exactly.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
He hasn't seen it, or I think it's maybe a
combination of both. Yeah, yeah, he hasn't seen it and
he's too nervous.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well, he probably heard you talking about him on the radio,
and now he's like nervous to open.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Up a DM A right exactly because this is his
favorite radio station.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
So he's probably like, oh, I can't, I can't. So
much pressure.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
I have written a letter from fair Thomas to me
what he would say. He would have said, Okay, my
dearest Bailey, I write you from the battlefield, not of war,
but from Green Bay, where the enemy wears cheese and
the air smells of defeat.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Your message reached.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Me, and though I never replied, I read it with
the awe of a man who knows he is unworthy.
I wanted to respond, truly, but every time I tried,
my thumbs failed me.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I've read your words over and over again, like a
secret poem tucked into the folds of my soul.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Please understand, it's not that I didn't feel something that
I felt too much.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
You deserve a man who can give.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
You his sundays, not just preseason attention and postgame apologies.
Maybe in another life, one without away games, I'd have
been yours. But for now I remain a ghost in
your d MS and a Viking on the field yours
forever there, Thomas, That's what he.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Wrote to me. Is he a Vikings player or a
renaissance festival? That's what he's like.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
He's a war hero, and I'm the girl back home
that he wishes he hadn't given up on.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
He'll come home some day to you.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, and I sent him my picture in a lockett
so he can wear it around his neck during games.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Well. The great thing is that they are never has
to worry about you being unfaithful, because you know, there
ain't nobody in line.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Nobody in line. Yeah, there's nobody in line.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
It's another words. A warrior goes off to a battlefield,
and in the ancient times they would give the woman
a chastity belt so she would be faithful while he
was gone. Yeah, Maine doesn't need one.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
I don't need one.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
No, No, I'm all the old faithful over here, regardless.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Of well, good, look, I'm sure something
Speaker 2 (43:00):
My there