August 11, 2025 • 38 mins
Susan calls in with a scam, we consider what kind of relationship is best, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
Just search Dave.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ryan TV and thank you for being here on kt WB.
Everybody is back. Vant was at a radio convention, a
bunch of d if there was if if they were
in Austin, Texas, and so the amount of people walking
out on their bills and not tipping went up drastically
with this DJ convention. So if you worked it like
(00:26):
I don't know Texas Roadhouse and you got the bill
got walked out on, that was vaunted a bunch of DJs.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Much there was. We did like this.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's called Battle of the Bits, where like we all
just share different radio bits and stuff and the prize
is a thousand dollars, and so there were some good ideas,
but everybody was mad as the person that won was
somebody that definitely didn't need a thousand dollars, some.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Rich DJ, probably Kevin Ralston, No, not him, he's cool, Okay,
think it was up?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Bert Wise was his name?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
These are all inside judge. Yeah, I don't want word
to get back to Burt Radio. I love you Bert.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're listening and you're confused. Same who Burnie.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I love Bur.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a big deal. Down in Hot Lanta, but we're
all back, got back from Sturgis. You want to see
my pictures, including Susan cigarette earrings. Let me tell you
the neighbor loan Susan cigarette ear rings. I don't know
why Susan doesn't smoke and never has she got a
She could not walk anywhere without. It was it was
like I was standing next to Miley Cyrus and everybody
(01:28):
had to notice, Oh my god, look at those Oh
my god. So go see the pictures on Instagram. Dave
Ryan Katie wed you be.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I went out of the North Loop on Friday night
and I don't know why, but I was on one
looking for a sig because I had had a few drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Why the other girl I was with was like, I
kind of want a cigarette, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know what, I kind of did too, what and
so we kind.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Of, yeah, we ended up finding one eventually, and then
the night was round.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I know, we did ask around because it was only bapes.
It was like babe, babe, bape.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
But yeah, I smoked like half a and then the
next day I felt disgusting and I was like never again.
I had like a lot. I shared it with this girl,
and honestly, she probably had more than me. But let
me tell you a story about what happened. Is I'm
going downtown for the evening. I take an uber down
town as a responsible human who's having cocktails.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And I get in the.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Car and I can just like get the vibe right
away that this guy is like looking at me in
like a bit of a sexual way. The driver is
so I'm doing the friendly conversation of like, how's your
night whatever, and then I go to scrolling on my
phone and just like getting the ride over with.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
He wants to keep.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Talking though, and I'm like, okay, great, and so out
of nowhere he goes, so I just I have to say,
you're like the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Oh,
thank you, you know, doing the kind laughing, uncomfortable smile.
And then he started asking me how I look the
way I look? Like, what do I do? I must
(02:54):
work out, I must do this, I must do that
and whatever. And then he asked me how old I was.
All these personal questions, and then he was like, yeah,
I would like love to take you out downtown sometime,
but like I'm sure you have like a boyfriend or something,
and I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I have a boyfriend, and it was so uncomfortable, and
I just get so frustrated because that is such an
unfortunate situation to be in, male or female, where you're
in someone's car and they're hitting on you and you're like,
I have to trash because.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah anywhere.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, So anyways, I'm going to report this person, and
I'm going to wait a couple weeks to be honest,
only because I'm a little nervous that he knows where
I live and I don't want like this story a
line with like I remember picking this girl up.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah she just reported me.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
But I'm going to report him because I don't want
another woman to go through what I went through, which
is being very uncomfortable and me having a text bunch
of people right like while he's talking to me like, hey,
my uber drivers being really creepy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, just giving you a fore warning.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know why guys don't understand that telling a
beautiful woman how beautiful she is is never going to
make her go. Oh, nobody's ever told me that's your
name number that a million times. It's probably annoying and
guys should know better and be more thoughtful than to
hit on somebody that's not in a situation where you
want to get hit on, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, as I'm trapped in your car and we're going
seventy down a highway to get downtown, it's like, no this, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Gonna guess this guy probably is the kind of guy
that doesn't have a lot of respect for women, doesn't
really know boundaries with women, and probably doesn't treat women
that well. Yeah, that's what my guess is, because he
thinks that women should bow to him. On a much
lighter note, shout out to Katie s on her fortieth birthday.
She's been listening forever. She listens on the Minnesota Goodbye
(04:41):
love you long time from bff Sarah, see you tonight
to let her win games and Dave and Busters. Oh
that's cool. Also, River Road Coffee is a mobile coffee
trailer in western Wisconsin. They need a shout out because
they absolutely crushed it work into the Pierce County Fair
this weekend. Yeah, I love that. Also, Samantha getting Mary
this weekend, so congratulations. I'm gonna a shout out to
(05:02):
Shannon who watched my dog Bernie over the week or
the week of Sturges, and I think it went well.
Shannon's too polite to tell me if it didn't go
really well. I know he have her furnish exactly. He
ate the couch, but he was great. I know he
barked all night a couple of times, but then they
got him settled in a little bit. But the good
news is Susan, my wife, was worried that Bernie would
(05:23):
not remember us when he got home.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh, he saw his daddy and he was so happy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I was worried about because we dropped Ava off ed
like I said her, and we were like, oh, she's
gonna forget us because she left us no problem.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
And then she saw us and she was a little
like huh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
And then we got home and she was still like
looking around, but then she crawled right back into the couch.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
With us a little. We love our dogs, all right,
it is Katie WB. We were gonna do the Think
Fast but run a little bit late. Uh, we'll be
back in a second. We're gonna do Think Fast in
just a second. You get to play along too. But
I want to ask you this question. Where do we
have this audio clip.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Two.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, let me find this for you. I'm gonna play
something for and then I want you to tell me
which side would you come down on.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind, respectful,
all the things, but every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more, or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights are heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(06:24):
any second.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
They're both bad. Honestly, they're both bad. One is the
safe choice. One is the one that you really love,
but you don't want to be in a marriage where
you're thinking about somebody else the entire time. Right, what
do you think maybe you've been in either of those situations.
We'll talk about that. We had a lot coming up,
including Tate McCrae tickets. We're gonna be NonStop, no just
solid content, content, content, no commercials when we come right back,
(06:49):
nothing but content, Katie, don't radio and TV from kad WB.
You can win Taate McCrae tickets later this hour. It's NonStop,
commercial free. And then I got to tell you about
a scam that my wife Susan fell for and she's
like all excited about this, and I'm going, wait, this
sounds kind of fishy. So we're driving in the r
V and I had her look it up and it's like, yeah,
(07:10):
it's a scam, but it was easy to fall for
and it deals with our dog Bernie. So we'll cover
that in a little bit. Vont also through his girlfriend
Alyssa's cell phone in the pool. Whatever down, Yeah, what happened?
I guess you were drunk or you were fighting with
some guy. You were threw the phone at this guy.
What happened? How'd you drop the phone in the pool?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It was just we were in the pool.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I maybe had like a couple of drinks in me,
but we were going from one end to the pool
to the other and her phone was in the towel
and I didn't know, so I went to go carry
the towel and I went I literally like flip the
towel open and the phone flew in and then I'm
like oh, and it went to the bottom of the pool.
And she's like, do we go get Rice? That is
the last thing you're supposed to do, that Rice thing.
(07:51):
It's a myth yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It works for me all the time. In college, I
always was dropping my phone in a drink, so.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
An excuse a toilet and a toilet yeah, because you
have it.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
In your back pocket and you take your pants out
and go pee, and then you were like, oh, there
goes my phone.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Pockets are shallows.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I dropped their phone in the pool at the bottom
and we had to I took the same card out.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's fine now.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think the front camera is the only thing that
doesn't work, which better than nothing. Because I don't have
money to buy her a new phone, I.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Shouldn't say, are you gonna get our new one? Well?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, it's fine now, well, yeah it works as Susan
swears that iPhones now are waterproof, and I'm like, I'm
not going to try that. Are they waterproof?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
They say they're water resisted, which I don't know what
the difference is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Necessarily, if they get wet, it won't like glitch, but
if it's submerged in water, I'm sure that's still bad
pretty much, right, Yeah, there's ports in there.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Got a birthday shout out to Jessica forty three years
old today. She says, we have the family on an
RV trip listening in Park Rapids this morning. Happy birthday,
Jessica forty three years old. At today, let's play a
little think fast. Bailey is hosting today. Who would you
like to compete against Bailey?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
How about Dave and Vance? Okay, you guys were gone.
You got to use your brains now, Okay, here we go.
This is category called starts and ends. So I'm gonna
give you the letter it starts with and the letter
it ends with, and you're just gonna tell me a word. Okay,
so here is your first one. This word starts with
a Y and ends in an S.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yes point for wow.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, I was stumped. I was thinking w okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
This word starts with a D and ends with a G.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Dog yep, wow with two points. This word starts with
an L and ends with an E. Okay, that's a tie.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Wow, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
This word starts with an F and ends with a T.
All right, right with. This word starts with an H
and ends with a Y. Hey, Hey, nice name is.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
This word starts with an N and ends with a D. No,
they has two has three so far we only have
a couple left of starts and ends This word starts.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
With an S and ends with an S. See I
like that? Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And finally it starts and ends. This word starts with
a C and ends with a P.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Cap cap, shout out, Katie Cap.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Shout out Katie Cap. All right, that is that category
of starts and ends.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Thank you. These are now all words that start with
the letter.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
B, as in baby Beluka, let her be here, okay.
A dessert baked Alaska. Okay, wow, baked Alaska.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
The only time that ever gets brought up is think fat.
I don't know time that's happened to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, we're tied for for right now. Again, these are
words that start with the letter B. A body part, bone, bone,
all right, I'll take bone, sure you will.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
All right, where's let's start with the letter B. A
popular travel destination. Very nice?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, this is the game point for you. You have
six dave you have for your game you're still in.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
This is a topping four.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Pizza, buffalo chicken, bacon. I'll give you buffalo chicken. I
feel like that's a winner, So win, yeah, really fast.
You guys are thinking on all cylinders. Here. Here's a
handful for you at home. This is again starts with
the letter B. A class in school, David biology.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Biology.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's good, very nice, all right again starts with letter
B an animal, BoNT.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Leek baby beluga. Is that an animal?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Okay, thank you, thank you? All right.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Finally, where's I start with the letter B? A word
to describe Dave?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Jenny bitch?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh god, I'm not. I was thinking best.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I was gonna say, big old bitch. Wow, make it
about his way, didn't you? Vob can.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Let me tell you something. Your boy went crazy out
in Sturges.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
This is my favorite when Dave comes back from vacation.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, we stopped at a place called the Sugar Shack
because we were in a hailstorm. So we're riding through
the hills out in Sturges and it starts to rain. Okay,
well rain sucks. Now it starts to hail. So we
had to pull over immediately. There was a bar that
showed up. It's the Sugar Shack, best burgers in the
Black Hills. Your boy had something like a sour kraut burger,
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which was like they couldn't even count the number of
calories in this thing, but it was share good worth
every so. Also shout out to Anita because we had
her pizza that she gave us.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
What was it called again, Yeah, the Chicago home run
pizza something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Fot still has mine. He should bring that in. You
should remind me.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Does not have it?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What do you think of this? I'm gonna play this
clip for you. You tell me what would you rather have?
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind,
respectful or boring, but every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more. Or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights your heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(13:35):
any second.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They both sound bad, Honestly, what a horrible person. The
first person is a wonderful person, but they're boring. You're
thinking about somebody else the entire time, like Troy. Okay,
you're with Bob, but you keep thinking of Troy the
entire time. Yeah, Or you're with somebody who is such
a flake that they could drop you at any time, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I mean, if I had to choose one of the two,
and I don't to choose like the perfect match, and
then you had to choose, I'd probably risk it for
the person who could probably break my heart at some point,
because I don't want to be with someone and always
be thinking about someone else that better.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
See, I think I would go with the first person
because then at least I'm like experiencing some.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Like love and respect.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But with the second person, like you said, Dave, they
could flake at any time. So if I'm worried about
them flaking at any time, even if it's like fiery
and wonderful, I'd rather have some kind of stability and
safety in the first person.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You think that until you have that, and then you're
like anymore. I loved at it differently.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I feel like I'm in the second situation because anybody
that you're with as much as that they light your
heart on fire, they could drop you at any second.
So I'm going with the second one, Douse. They feel
like I'm in that situation really well, No, you're not
like worried about it. I'm not worried about it, but
it could happen.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Any relationship. Yeah, which one are you in right now
as you're listening to the show. Are you in the
perfect relationship that's in the middle and I hope you are,
or are you in the one where it's like you're
with somebody and it's like, huh, I sure, miss Troy
he's hot, or and he's so good in bed.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Oh, so Troy's really good in bed. Troy was with you,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Know that for sure, or with somebody who's like, oh
my god. I think about them all the time. They're
the first thing I think of the morning, last thing
I think about at night. But they're always like, you know,
just a little sketch, which one would you rather have?
Maybe not even sketch, just the kind of person that's flaky. Yeah,
(15:44):
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
A risk. They're a risk.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Someone texts it and says, boring and stable is lifelong happiness.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I feel like instability there is. Yeah, it's not happiness.
I think it's lifelong content. But that's better way to
put it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's a great way to put it. I know somebody
who just they're they're in a relationship and I'm like,
are you happy? They're like, I'm content, and I'm like,
is content good enough?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
No? No, no, not at all.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I do think that people have this idea that your
relationship is just going to be like lit on fire constantly,
and that's not how relationships work. You're going to go
through like phases where you're sick of each other and
you're bored and whatever. But I do think that like
there's still an excitement. There should always still be an excitement.
But you are going to go through phases like a
relationship isn't always going to be super crazy and you
(16:35):
want to like jump their bones twenty first secds.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That's the first six months. Yeah, the first six months
you just can't believe, like, Okay, I'm gonna be home
in five minutes, get naked. I'm going to be right there.
And she's on the other live phone going, okay, I'm
naked right now. I'm on the front porch. You ready,
I'm on the front porch.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
We get into none of your neighbors don't like you.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Guys, you never know what about you? What would you
rather have? Something think about? Yeah, i'll play for you
one more time. Check this out. What would you rather have?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind, respectful,
all the things, But every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more, or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights her heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(17:25):
any second.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
What do you think content is happy?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, I'd still rather go with the stable option because
I don't want to have to, like, even if it's
not fiy and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Like there's something to be said for that. And I
look at people who have been married for fifty years,
It's like, do you still have a spark? Do you
still look at each other and say I love or
is it just like you've been together for so long
that you're just you're so comfortable that you don't want
anything else.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I mean, it's firing and dangerous.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That means I have to like put on makeup every
time and shave my legs all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
No, because he likes you no matter what.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's the contentment person. That's the person who
likes me no matter what. That can just be weird.
I'm here for being weird. That you can be yourself
in either situation. It's just a matter of that.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Like you know that one person lights you on fire
but could just leave any given moment.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
The other person is always going to be there. For you.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I wouldn't want to like wonder when I get home,
are they going to still be there? Or is there
a note that said I've left you. I'm a post
it for Troy. Yeah, because he's better in bed and
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one on one point three kd WB. My favorite band
(19:02):
of all time, The Backstreet Boys have challenged in sync
to a little something. Let's see what they challenged in
sync too? Could it be BOYD Golf tournament.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, let's go. We're challenging in saved right now.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's uh five on five, Okay, I'd watch that. I
mean I watch.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's never gonna happen because freaking justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
That dude, that's true.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I swear I'm gonna send him a letter.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Ruins everything. Also in the world of sports, NASCAR driver
Connor Zillish he won, he won the event, and he's
climbing from the inside of the car trying to get
on top. He slipped and he fell hard and broke
his collar bones.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Seven career wins. Let's go down to mobile on Victory Lane.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Dylan on the cage stone. My gosh, how embarrassing. You
win the event. You're climbing out of the side because
the doors don't open on a NASCAR you.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Know that, right, You have to climb out the windows.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
To climb out the window. Yeah, he's trying to climb
on the roof and falls and breaks his collar bone.
How embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I mean, that was something that would happen to me.
I'm very positive. Probably Freaking Your Friday came out over
the weekend and a critic already said some mean things
about it. They said, no one actually asked Disney for
a sequel. Surprisingly unsurrupy generation gap comedy, Freaky Friday, ugly costumes,
humiliating scenarios and zero added value, and Jamie Lee Curtis
(20:26):
she is offended and she's like, hey, this is a
tad harsh And I feel like nowadays, anytime Jamie Lee
Curtis has an opinion on something, I'm seeing it like
at the top of my feet where they're like, Jamie
Lee Curtis has an opinion, and she is apparently very
vociferous in her opinions. Can you give me a quarter
because that's a really good one. That's a quarter, don't
(20:49):
know what that's a twenty five cent word?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Know what that means.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's like the vocal about it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know, she has to say something about it every time.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
This is kind of a funny one. Women said. There's
a viral video going around that say if women order
food with men's names, they'll get a bigger portion. So
in other words, if you call I don't know whoever
it is, let's say Chili's and you're getting into go order,
who's that for? And your name is Tanya, but you
say your name is Bradley, They're gonna give you a
bigger portion. Here is what they had to say. I
(21:18):
got the exact same order from Chipotle with a girly
name my name, and with a man's name.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I changed my customer account name and everything. So let's
see who they gave more.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Food to ladies.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
First, we're gonna start with mine. This is Emily Joy.
It's not a bad portion and one I use the
name Andrew feel a little heavy, but let's see, so
it's a lot more full.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
This makes me really mad. I would put my name
as something like it's like a big brute name, yeah,
like big tuna.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Like, hey, here's my order for great big name, calling
you big tuna. All right, yeah that sounds good. Okay,
I want a big portion size.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
A couple of more Gracy Abrams covered Taylor Swifts all
too well, Innsert So I get a little clip. It's
concert audio on a phone, so it's not the greatest, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right, adorable Kathy Griffin got a third facelift, which
reminds me, Dave, when are you getting your eyeball thing done?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Trying to get it through insurance? I don't know, and
we're still working on that.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When are you getting the rest of the facelifted?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Though?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Well, well it's just a regular question.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I get a bargain down to the home depot at
home deep. No, they do. It's in the chisel department.
Yea past the lamps. Go to the chisel department. They
use a little fishing line to tie your face back.
I can't wait, chop it up with it rough to
look at you. Oh, you know where this comes from.
Everybody's like, Bailey's so nice, she's so nice. No, she's
a bully.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
You've been gone for a long time. So I've just
been sitting on all of these just water waiting.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, it is. That is the dirt, brought to
you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law.
Let's talk to somebody and find out whether there was
a second date. Because we do this, we try to
find somebody every Monday. And we found somebody who's gonna
tell us about a date that they went on and
then we're gonna guess whether there was a second date
or not. Who we got on the phone.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
This is Kendra.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Hello, Kendra. We're on the radio live. Don't swear Kendra.
Kendra listened to the show. I guess all the time,
and you hear us do this, and so we basically
do you know you tell us about the date and
what went wrong, and then we guess whether there was
a second date. So let's back up. I don't know
if it was a couple of weeks ago. Tell me
about the date that was, like, eh, what happened?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Yeah, so it was the first date. We were at
like a pretty upsteel restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I want to call it out right, Sure, Okay, it
was nice.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
It's actually kind of Bougie made a good impression. We're
having a good conversation. Everything seems to be going well.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
And then I kid you not.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
About part right through the date. He what was his
nose into the cloth napkin there at the table like
an eighty year old man.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, like your uncle John. The cloth napkin, the one
they wrapped silverware in.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, night.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
This is a fancy place, so you know that's the
table anyway, But then into this cloth napkin.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's out.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
I just I'm sorry, that's disgust.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, it's bad form to blow your nose in a restaurant.
Then you go to the bathroom. You don't blow your
nose at the table in a restaurant. Yeah, we were
at PF. Chang's one time. On the patio, guy next
to us is like oh, and I'm like, oh no,
I can't compare PF Chang.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So what sounds like a little more upscale.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm a very simple person.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I know you.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So did you call him out on it? Did you
say anything?
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I was too stunned, like I was speechless and was
kind of waiting for it to stop.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
So did he look at it? Did he peel it
open and look at it?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
My gosh, No, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I would say if you peeled it open and looked
at it, then there's no second date. Now we don't
know whether there's a second date or not. You're telling
this story like you were dun done. So I'm going
to say there. Don't tell me yet. I will vote
there was not a second date, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
We'll play a song first and then we'll figure out
what the result is because we want you to text in.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
And let us know what you think.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Was there a second date?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I know the answer to it because I talked to her.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm gonna say yes, because I don't know why not.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
She seemed disgusted. I'm going no, napkin, you couldn't just
get like a regular napkins.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's a fancy place.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, I feel bad for the server who's going to
come by and pick up the snot rag that this
guy honked his nose.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Like a goose, like a goose, like a goose.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
All right, stay there, Kendra. In two minutes and thirty seconds,
we'll have an answer on was there a second date?
I say no, Bailey says yes, Upon says no. What
do you think? Talk to uh Ken drum minute ago
and Kendra was telling us about what happened on her
first date, which I'll let her explain the story again.
Then our job is to guess whether there was a
second date. Hello, Kendra, we're back on the radio. Just
(26:10):
go over again. What happened on this date to the
fancy fancy restaurant?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Uh yeah, so we were at a really nice place
and halfway through the date, this guy blows his stones
into his cloth napkins right there at the table.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Okay, Now that's just gross, like a solid farmer's blow.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Yes, yeah, so gross.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, number one, Remember, don't blow your nose at the
table in any restaurant. I don't care if you're McDonald's.
Go to the bathroom. Okay, as gross. Nobody wants to
hear that. Okay, I say there was not a second date, and.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I say there was?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Was this to be contrarian and Pond says there was
not a second date. A couple of text messages, Ha,
my boyfriend does that gives me the ick so bad?
Another one says, no, I would have excused myself and
said I was going to the bathroom and then I
would have left. That's disgusting. Oh, okay, did you go
(27:11):
on a second date with this guy, Kendra?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No? No, no, I'm sorry if you can't make a
better impression on the very first date than that, Like
I just I couldn't get passed it.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
This is the kind of guy. If you'd have brought
it back to your house, he would have peed all
over your toilet seat, not flushed the toilett, left pee
drops all over the toilet seat, and then come out
and lifted his butt up and farted and said do
you smell popcorn? Would be the same. This is the same.
This is the same guy that would have done that.
You dodged a bullet.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I should have expected it, because she didn't say anything
else about the date except for that he blew his
nose in the so maybe his personality was sparkling, gorgeous.
Maybe he was just the most wonderful person ever, and
then he went to act.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, you know what I can't figure out is why
he took her to such a nice restaurant. Was it
his choice to go to this nice restaurant? Yeah, okay,
so he was like trying to make a good impression
by taking to somewhere like I don't know, kin Cage
or somewhere like that, and then he does this. It's
like the guy's probably never been to a nice restaurant.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
He's got a science infection.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, Kendraw, good luck on the next date, Thank you,
thank you. All right, it's one on one point three, Katie.
Will you be moments away? I'd say five to ten
minutes away from your tickets for Tate mccraath that's coming
up in a few minutes. There's so much going on
the show today, Jenny, what are we doing next?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
On the program?
Speaker 6 (28:30):
I have your wife Susan on the phone because I
know I don't even know what happened, but you told
us something about Susan almost fell for a scam.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh yeah, hey, are you there? What are you doing
right now?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Feeding your Bernie?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
My Bernie he's so cute. You know, he lays down
while he eats.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
All he's tired right now.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
He lays down in front of his bowl while he eats.
Jenny said, is he a dirty dog? And I said, yes,
he is definitely a dirty dog, which is just whereas
Josie was a very bright dog, very bright, very entertaining.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
She was, you know what, Susan, I'm gonna ask you
this question because I know Dave wouldn't want to answer.
But did you see a lot of boobies in Sturges?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We did not?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Oh no, what thought that's what you go to Sturgis for.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
No, No, it's changed against I guess they have tried to,
you know.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Deter that and minimize the boobage less trashiness does feel fair.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
Now nowadays it's not fair.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
The biggest most dangerous boobs, and I will use that
word is in my Instagram go to Dave Ryan KTIWB.
And there was a woman who was on the other
side of main street in Sturgis and she had the
biggest boobs I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
In my life.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
They're watermelons.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
They were watermelons. They were ridiculous. And she had a
tiny bikini top on covering just the nurple area, and
she was coming towards me, and I'm like, I gotta
get a picture. So here I am pretending I'm taking
videos of like, oh, I'm taking pictures of I got
a picture of her.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
She probably felt that she was probably was obvious.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I know he was. I know he was. He was
pretending like he wasn't. And then he just fall on
stops right after her.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
It was embarrassing, like you're not I am.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh, absolutely it was. And so on the way out
to Sturgis, Susan is going through her phone and she's like, oh,
my gosh, Bernie won tell everybody what you thought, Bernie wy,
but tell me what you thought.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
I said, Bernie got picked to the calendar. I had
submitted a picture of him a couple of weeks earlier,
and I said, oh, they picked Bernie for a picture
in the calendar.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And so I.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Started going through the calendar and then I saw the
picture of you, but they put his name over the
top of it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, it was so funny, it was so faky. She's
all excited because she submits Bernie to be like the
dog of the whatever month calendar, and so she's like,
oh my god, Bernie got picked. And I'm like, that
seems a little unusual. He's a cute dog, but he's not, like,
you know, calendar worthy necessarily. So she shows me the
picture and it was some automated picture where Bernie is
(31:11):
laying there and they put him under March. The word
March was right over his face. And I thought, this
is automated bs where they send this to everybody who
enters their dog and makes them think that they won. Yeah,
and then you want to buy the calendar that your
dog won the month of March or June or whatever.
(31:34):
And I said, look it up. And so I'm going
to out with this scam right now. It's called paw
prints And if you go on whatever the website and
submit your dog's picture, your dog will quote unquote win
a spot in the calendar. So you will buy in
this calendar.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
The likely never send it to you or oh no, no, they'll.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Send it to you. But everybody's dog wins. Oh I
see everybody's dog wins. So you think, oh my god,
Bernie won. Yeah, and then you ordered the calendar, but
so did so did Buddy, so did Sniffles, so did Joe.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
They all Win Market.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, and is it even a nice calendar because there's
also like calendars you can buy that just like they
come out and it's like digitized, it's very pixelated.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Mselves they're off. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But Susan
was all excited because Bernie won, he was chosen to
be in the calendar. And I'm like this, I'm so cynical.
I'm like, no, he did not. And then I said, aha, see,
I told you so.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
I'm surprised is a scam like this out there because
it's so easy to just get a calendar made with
your dog.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
You just go to like CVS or Walgreens or something.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But sure there is. But the difference is you think
your dog won something? Your dog one? Yeah. Can I
tell you one other thing that I've been married to
Susan for twenty twenty five years, a long time knowner
since she was nineteen years old, found out something about
her that I never knew. Yeah, what do you do
when you go on a road trip?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You eat snacks?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Exactly right, Bayley, thank you. Yeah, Susan got a bag
of sunflower seeds. This horrible, horrible person here we go
puts the entire seed in her mouth and choose it
up and swallows the entire sunflower seed. I'm like, you're
(33:19):
gonna get dive articulitis or something. I don't know what
that means, but you're gonna get some sort of stomach
condition you chew and swallow the entire sunflower seed.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Yep, it's too much work to get that little.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Tiny seed ouk.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I mean you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
You're supposed to have developed the skill of cracking it
open with your molars, spitting out the shell, and swallowing
the seed.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
See, but I have also eaten sunflower seeds with the
like whole outside as well, because you can, like it's
something that is edible and it tastes fine.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Do you do? I mean, I think it's because I
didn't realize you were not supposed to but.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
So not right. It's like eating a peel of a banana.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Bayley, You're right, No, it's not because you wouldn't eat
the peel of a banana like you see everyone Well no,
but everyone you see ever is just is peeling a
banana versus and same with like cracking open peanut shells,
like you see people doing that.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But like if you see someone eating nuts, you just
see import in their hand, throw it back. So that's
what I would think. You eat peanut shells.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
Too, probably get that fiber.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Honestly, you're right, I don't. I'm not on board with
the peanut shells. I am on board with eating the
whole sunflower though, Yeah, I always did.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's charge in your intestines, not if you chew, better
charge in your ain use on the way you got
charge in your a You done it before.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I've never had the shards coming out. You know what
I learned the other day. This is going to be gross, Dave. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
The reason speaking of shards and your anus.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The reason when you eat corn and you chew it
and you swallow it, and then when you excrete it
out and you're like, how is that hole?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I ate it and I chewed it.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
It's because the inside of the kernel is what you chewed,
but the casing.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Is what comes out. So the casing.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Stays full, and then it gets filled up with your excretion,
so it looks like it's full corn.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Just your pooh, you're disgusting, gets filled up.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Yes, I learned it the other day. And that's why
when you go after you corn. You're like, how did
that stay fully intact?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
When I know I chewed it? I wish I had
as much free time as Bailey Jay has.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
No.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
This is other people were telling me.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
They were like, here, let me tell you why it
comes out whole, ha ha.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
And I didn't want to know. I was no burled, failing. Yeah, welcome.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I was burdened with this information and now I need
to put it upon you, so it's less on me.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Well, listen, think of us at State Fair time when
you go by the roasted corn booth. I will get
hold that night. Okay, think of USA and call your
husband in the bathroom and go, you know why that's
still in there.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
At this can look at the get a picture of
me with it.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Okay, Susan, you've been called a serial killer because you
eat the entire sunflower seed. Somebody called you a serial killer.
Somebody else says via text, you are absolutely not. What
are you saying?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
I said, the flavors they have now are really good.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So you don't want to waste the No, No, you
suck the flavor off of the shell.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I don't say it like that.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Suck that shell, then you split it with your molars,
you position it with your tongue, you split it with
your molars, you seed out, and then you chew a.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Bag of sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
At that exactly, I don't want to do that. That's
too much work, I will say. It shouldn't be that
much work to enjoy a snack. The whole point is
I want to relax, and I want to relax when
I eat a snack.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
The size of an ant.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Well, now I'm gonna I'm gonna read some messages from
people who have done this before. Your stomach can't break
those shells down. A family member of mine is currently
in the hospital for this exact reason, needing to get
surgery because of blockage from sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Well, are not showing enough at that point? Yeah, and
how many did they eat?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Susan probably had a little snack size bag, or did
she Well, well.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
It's a bag that's lasted a week and there's still
some so not that much.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
She's time.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Let her live, David, It's just amazing the things you
find out about somebody after you thought you knew everything.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, do you really? This is what keeps you up
at night?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
All right, Okay, have a good day. You too, Okay, bye,
don't fall for the scam. If your dog or cat
wins the Pet of the Month calendar, don't fall for it.
It's paw prints. So in case you got a couple
of people texted in and said they fell for it
too and ordered the calendar. So don't. All right, it is.
I don't want to give too much away, but I
(37:50):
will say, is it time to play Tate McCray?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
It is?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, let's do it right now on KATIEWB. You know
what to do. Don't miss the keyword because you got
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
Just search Dave.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ryan TV and thank you for being here on kt WB.
Everybody is back. Vant was at a radio convention, a
bunch of d if there was if if they were
in Austin, Texas, and so the amount of people walking
out on their bills and not tipping went up drastically
with this DJ convention. So if you worked it like
(00:26):
I don't know Texas Roadhouse and you got the bill
got walked out on, that was vaunted a bunch of DJs.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Much there was. We did like this.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's called Battle of the Bits, where like we all
just share different radio bits and stuff and the prize
is a thousand dollars, and so there were some good ideas,
but everybody was mad as the person that won was
somebody that definitely didn't need a thousand dollars, some.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Rich DJ, probably Kevin Ralston, No, not him, he's cool, Okay,
think it was up?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Bert Wise was his name?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
These are all inside judge. Yeah, I don't want word
to get back to Burt Radio. I love you Bert.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You're listening and you're confused. Same who Burnie.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I love Bur.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a big deal. Down in Hot Lanta, but we're
all back, got back from Sturgis. You want to see
my pictures, including Susan cigarette earrings. Let me tell you
the neighbor loan Susan cigarette ear rings. I don't know
why Susan doesn't smoke and never has she got a
She could not walk anywhere without. It was it was
like I was standing next to Miley Cyrus and everybody
(01:28):
had to notice, Oh my god, look at those Oh
my god. So go see the pictures on Instagram. Dave
Ryan Katie wed you be.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
I went out of the North Loop on Friday night
and I don't know why, but I was on one
looking for a sig because I had had a few drinks.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Why the other girl I was with was like, I
kind of want a cigarette, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know what, I kind of did too, what and
so we kind.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Of, yeah, we ended up finding one eventually, and then
the night was round.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I know, we did ask around because it was only bapes.
It was like babe, babe, bape.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
But yeah, I smoked like half a and then the
next day I felt disgusting and I was like never again.
I had like a lot. I shared it with this girl,
and honestly, she probably had more than me. But let
me tell you a story about what happened. Is I'm
going downtown for the evening. I take an uber down
town as a responsible human who's having cocktails.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And I get in the.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Car and I can just like get the vibe right
away that this guy is like looking at me in
like a bit of a sexual way. The driver is
so I'm doing the friendly conversation of like, how's your
night whatever, and then I go to scrolling on my
phone and just like getting the ride over with.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
He wants to keep.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Talking though, and I'm like, okay, great, and so out
of nowhere he goes, so I just I have to say,
you're like the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Oh,
thank you, you know, doing the kind laughing, uncomfortable smile.
And then he started asking me how I look the
way I look? Like, what do I do? I must
(02:54):
work out, I must do this, I must do that
and whatever. And then he asked me how old I was.
All these personal questions, and then he was like, yeah,
I would like love to take you out downtown sometime,
but like I'm sure you have like a boyfriend or something,
and I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I have a boyfriend, and it was so uncomfortable, and
I just get so frustrated because that is such an
unfortunate situation to be in, male or female, where you're
in someone's car and they're hitting on you and you're like,
I have to trash because.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
There's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah anywhere.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Yeah, So anyways, I'm going to report this person, and
I'm going to wait a couple weeks to be honest,
only because I'm a little nervous that he knows where
I live and I don't want like this story a
line with like I remember picking this girl up.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah she just reported me.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
But I'm going to report him because I don't want
another woman to go through what I went through, which
is being very uncomfortable and me having a text bunch
of people right like while he's talking to me like, hey,
my uber drivers being really creepy.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, just giving you a fore warning.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know why guys don't understand that telling a
beautiful woman how beautiful she is is never going to
make her go. Oh, nobody's ever told me that's your
name number that a million times. It's probably annoying and
guys should know better and be more thoughtful than to
hit on somebody that's not in a situation where you
want to get hit on, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, as I'm trapped in your car and we're going
seventy down a highway to get downtown, it's like, no this, I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Gonna guess this guy probably is the kind of guy
that doesn't have a lot of respect for women, doesn't
really know boundaries with women, and probably doesn't treat women
that well. Yeah, that's what my guess is, because he
thinks that women should bow to him. On a much
lighter note, shout out to Katie s on her fortieth birthday.
She's been listening forever. She listens on the Minnesota Goodbye
(04:41):
love you long time from bff Sarah, see you tonight
to let her win games and Dave and Busters. Oh
that's cool. Also, River Road Coffee is a mobile coffee
trailer in western Wisconsin. They need a shout out because
they absolutely crushed it work into the Pierce County Fair
this weekend. Yeah, I love that. Also, Samantha getting Mary
this weekend, so congratulations. I'm gonna a shout out to
(05:02):
Shannon who watched my dog Bernie over the week or
the week of Sturges, and I think it went well.
Shannon's too polite to tell me if it didn't go
really well. I know he have her furnish exactly. He
ate the couch, but he was great. I know he
barked all night a couple of times, but then they
got him settled in a little bit. But the good
news is Susan, my wife, was worried that Bernie would
(05:23):
not remember us when he got home.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh, he saw his daddy and he was so happy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I was worried about because we dropped Ava off ed
like I said her, and we were like, oh, she's
gonna forget us because she left us no problem.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
And then she saw us and she was a little
like huh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
And then we got home and she was still like
looking around, but then she crawled right back into the couch.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
With us a little. We love our dogs, all right,
it is Katie WB. We were gonna do the Think
Fast but run a little bit late. Uh, we'll be
back in a second. We're gonna do Think Fast in
just a second. You get to play along too. But
I want to ask you this question. Where do we
have this audio clip.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Two.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, let me find this for you. I'm gonna play
something for and then I want you to tell me
which side would you come down on.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind, respectful,
all the things, but every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more, or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights are heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(06:24):
any second.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
They're both bad. Honestly, they're both bad. One is the
safe choice. One is the one that you really love,
but you don't want to be in a marriage where
you're thinking about somebody else the entire time. Right, what
do you think maybe you've been in either of those situations.
We'll talk about that. We had a lot coming up,
including Tate McCrae tickets. We're gonna be NonStop, no just
solid content, content, content, no commercials when we come right back,
(06:49):
nothing but content, Katie, don't radio and TV from kad WB.
You can win Taate McCrae tickets later this hour. It's NonStop,
commercial free. And then I got to tell you about
a scam that my wife Susan fell for and she's
like all excited about this, and I'm going, wait, this
sounds kind of fishy. So we're driving in the r
V and I had her look it up and it's like, yeah,
(07:10):
it's a scam, but it was easy to fall for
and it deals with our dog Bernie. So we'll cover
that in a little bit. Vont also through his girlfriend
Alyssa's cell phone in the pool. Whatever down, Yeah, what happened?
I guess you were drunk or you were fighting with
some guy. You were threw the phone at this guy.
What happened? How'd you drop the phone in the pool?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It was just we were in the pool.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I maybe had like a couple of drinks in me,
but we were going from one end to the pool
to the other and her phone was in the towel
and I didn't know, so I went to go carry
the towel and I went I literally like flip the
towel open and the phone flew in and then I'm
like oh, and it went to the bottom of the pool.
And she's like, do we go get Rice? That is
the last thing you're supposed to do, that Rice thing.
(07:51):
It's a myth yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It works for me all the time. In college, I
always was dropping my phone in a drink, so.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
An excuse a toilet and a toilet yeah, because you
have it.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
In your back pocket and you take your pants out
and go pee, and then you were like, oh, there
goes my phone.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Pockets are shallows.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I dropped their phone in the pool at the bottom
and we had to I took the same card out.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's fine now.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I think the front camera is the only thing that
doesn't work, which better than nothing. Because I don't have
money to buy her a new phone, I.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Shouldn't say, are you gonna get our new one? Well?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
No, it's fine now, well, yeah it works as Susan
swears that iPhones now are waterproof, and I'm like, I'm
not going to try that. Are they waterproof?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
They say they're water resisted, which I don't know what
the difference is.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Necessarily, if they get wet, it won't like glitch, but
if it's submerged in water, I'm sure that's still bad
pretty much, right, Yeah, there's ports in there.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Got a birthday shout out to Jessica forty three years
old today. She says, we have the family on an
RV trip listening in Park Rapids this morning. Happy birthday,
Jessica forty three years old. At today, let's play a
little think fast. Bailey is hosting today. Who would you
like to compete against Bailey?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
How about Dave and Vance? Okay, you guys were gone.
You got to use your brains now, Okay, here we go.
This is category called starts and ends. So I'm gonna
give you the letter it starts with and the letter
it ends with, and you're just gonna tell me a word. Okay,
so here is your first one. This word starts with
a Y and ends in an S.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yes point for wow.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, I was stumped. I was thinking w okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
This word starts with a D and ends with a G.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Dog yep, wow with two points. This word starts with
an L and ends with an E. Okay, that's a tie.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Wow, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
This word starts with an F and ends with a T.
All right, right with. This word starts with an H
and ends with a Y. Hey, Hey, nice name is.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
This word starts with an N and ends with a D. No,
they has two has three so far we only have
a couple left of starts and ends This word starts.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
With an S and ends with an S. See I
like that? Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And finally it starts and ends. This word starts with
a C and ends with a P.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Cap cap, shout out, Katie Cap.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Shout out Katie Cap. All right, that is that category
of starts and ends.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Thank you. These are now all words that start with
the letter.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
B, as in baby Beluka, let her be here, okay.
A dessert baked Alaska. Okay, wow, baked Alaska.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
The only time that ever gets brought up is think fat.
I don't know time that's happened to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, we're tied for for right now. Again, these are
words that start with the letter B. A body part, bone, bone,
all right, I'll take bone, sure you will.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
All right, where's let's start with the letter B. A
popular travel destination. Very nice?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay, this is the game point for you. You have
six dave you have for your game you're still in.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
This is a topping four.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Pizza, buffalo chicken, bacon. I'll give you buffalo chicken. I
feel like that's a winner, So win, yeah, really fast.
You guys are thinking on all cylinders. Here. Here's a
handful for you at home. This is again starts with
the letter B. A class in school, David biology.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Biology.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's good, very nice, all right again starts with letter
B an animal, BoNT.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Leek baby beluga. Is that an animal?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Okay, thank you, thank you? All right.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Finally, where's I start with the letter B? A word
to describe Dave?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Jenny bitch?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh god, I'm not. I was thinking best.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I was gonna say, big old bitch. Wow, make it
about his way, didn't you? Vob can.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Let me tell you something. Your boy went crazy out
in Sturges.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
This is my favorite when Dave comes back from vacation.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, we stopped at a place called the Sugar Shack
because we were in a hailstorm. So we're riding through
the hills out in Sturges and it starts to rain. Okay,
well rain sucks. Now it starts to hail. So we
had to pull over immediately. There was a bar that
showed up. It's the Sugar Shack, best burgers in the
Black Hills. Your boy had something like a sour kraut burger,
(12:46):
which was like they couldn't even count the number of
calories in this thing, but it was share good worth
every so. Also shout out to Anita because we had
her pizza that she gave us.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
What was it called again, Yeah, the Chicago home run
pizza something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Fot still has mine. He should bring that in. You
should remind me.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Does not have it?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
What do you think of this? I'm gonna play this
clip for you. You tell me what would you rather have?
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind,
respectful or boring, but every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more. Or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights your heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(13:35):
any second.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They both sound bad, Honestly, what a horrible person. The
first person is a wonderful person, but they're boring. You're
thinking about somebody else the entire time, like Troy. Okay,
you're with Bob, but you keep thinking of Troy the
entire time. Yeah, Or you're with somebody who is such
a flake that they could drop you at any time, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
I mean, if I had to choose one of the two,
and I don't to choose like the perfect match, and
then you had to choose, I'd probably risk it for
the person who could probably break my heart at some point,
because I don't want to be with someone and always
be thinking about someone else that better.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
See, I think I would go with the first person
because then at least I'm like experiencing some.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Like love and respect.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
But with the second person, like you said, Dave, they
could flake at any time. So if I'm worried about
them flaking at any time, even if it's like fiery
and wonderful, I'd rather have some kind of stability and
safety in the first person.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
You think that until you have that, and then you're
like anymore. I loved at it differently.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I feel like I'm in the second situation because anybody
that you're with as much as that they light your
heart on fire, they could drop you at any second.
So I'm going with the second one, Douse. They feel
like I'm in that situation really well, No, you're not
like worried about it. I'm not worried about it, but
it could happen.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Any relationship. Yeah, which one are you in right now
as you're listening to the show. Are you in the
perfect relationship that's in the middle and I hope you are,
or are you in the one where it's like you're
with somebody and it's like, huh, I sure, miss Troy
he's hot, or and he's so good in bed.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Oh, so Troy's really good in bed. Troy was with you,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Know that for sure, or with somebody who's like, oh
my god. I think about them all the time. They're
the first thing I think of the morning, last thing
I think about at night. But they're always like, you know,
just a little sketch, which one would you rather have?
Maybe not even sketch, just the kind of person that's flaky. Yeah,
(15:44):
you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
A risk. They're a risk.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Someone texts it and says, boring and stable is lifelong happiness.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I feel like instability there is. Yeah, it's not happiness.
I think it's lifelong content. But that's better way to
put it.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
That's a great way to put it. I know somebody
who just they're they're in a relationship and I'm like,
are you happy? They're like, I'm content, and I'm like,
is content good enough?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
No? No, no, not at all.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I do think that people have this idea that your
relationship is just going to be like lit on fire constantly,
and that's not how relationships work. You're going to go
through like phases where you're sick of each other and
you're bored and whatever. But I do think that like
there's still an excitement. There should always still be an excitement.
But you are going to go through phases like a
relationship isn't always going to be super crazy and you
(16:35):
want to like jump their bones twenty first secds.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That's the first six months. Yeah, the first six months
you just can't believe, like, Okay, I'm gonna be home
in five minutes, get naked. I'm going to be right there.
And she's on the other live phone going, okay, I'm
naked right now. I'm on the front porch. You ready,
I'm on the front porch.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
We get into none of your neighbors don't like you.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Guys, you never know what about you? What would you
rather have? Something think about? Yeah, i'll play for you
one more time. Check this out. What would you rather have?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Would you rather follow your head and marry someone that
you know you should be with, someone who's loyal, generous, kind, respectful,
all the things, But every time you're with them, your
heart aches for something more, or follow your heart and
marry someone that lights her heart on fire, but you
know that there's a chance they could break it at
(17:25):
any second.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
What do you think content is happy?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, I'd still rather go with the stable option because
I don't want to have to, like, even if it's
not fiy and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Like there's something to be said for that. And I
look at people who have been married for fifty years,
It's like, do you still have a spark? Do you
still look at each other and say I love or
is it just like you've been together for so long
that you're just you're so comfortable that you don't want
anything else.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I mean, it's firing and dangerous.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That means I have to like put on makeup every
time and shave my legs all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
No, because he likes you no matter what.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's the contentment person. That's the person who
likes me no matter what. That can just be weird.
I'm here for being weird. That you can be yourself
in either situation. It's just a matter of that.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Like you know that one person lights you on fire
but could just leave any given moment.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
The other person is always going to be there. For you.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I wouldn't want to like wonder when I get home,
are they going to still be there? Or is there
a note that said I've left you. I'm a post
it for Troy. Yeah, because he's better in bed and
he's all right? Did is KATWB tape McCray tickets coming
up within another twenty minutes or so? When you hear
two Taate McCrae songs, you use that iHeartRadio app and
you say the keyword. For example, the keyword might be concert.
(18:37):
It's not, but if it is, you would say the
keyword is concert into the iHeartRadio app and then the
talkback feature and then you are qualified. You're going to
go if you would get chosen to the show on
Wednesday night at the g Spot. So if you want
to go, stay here on KDWB The Dave Ryan Show,
one on one point three kd WB. My favorite band
(19:02):
of all time, The Backstreet Boys have challenged in sync
to a little something. Let's see what they challenged in
sync too? Could it be BOYD Golf tournament.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, let's go. We're challenging in saved right now.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
It's uh five on five, Okay, I'd watch that. I
mean I watch.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's never gonna happen because freaking justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
That dude, that's true.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I swear I'm gonna send him a letter.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Ruins everything. Also in the world of sports, NASCAR driver
Connor Zillish he won, he won the event, and he's
climbing from the inside of the car trying to get
on top. He slipped and he fell hard and broke
his collar bones.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Seven career wins. Let's go down to mobile on Victory Lane.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Dylan on the cage stone. My gosh, how embarrassing. You
win the event. You're climbing out of the side because
the doors don't open on a NASCAR you.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Know that, right, You have to climb out the windows.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
To climb out the window. Yeah, he's trying to climb
on the roof and falls and breaks his collar bone.
How embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I mean, that was something that would happen to me.
I'm very positive. Probably Freaking Your Friday came out over
the weekend and a critic already said some mean things
about it. They said, no one actually asked Disney for
a sequel. Surprisingly unsurrupy generation gap comedy, Freaky Friday, ugly costumes,
humiliating scenarios and zero added value, and Jamie Lee Curtis
(20:26):
she is offended and she's like, hey, this is a
tad harsh And I feel like nowadays, anytime Jamie Lee
Curtis has an opinion on something, I'm seeing it like
at the top of my feet where they're like, Jamie
Lee Curtis has an opinion, and she is apparently very
vociferous in her opinions. Can you give me a quarter
because that's a really good one. That's a quarter, don't
(20:49):
know what that's a twenty five cent word?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Know what that means.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's like the vocal about it.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know, she has to say something about it every time.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
This is kind of a funny one. Women said. There's
a viral video going around that say if women order
food with men's names, they'll get a bigger portion. So
in other words, if you call I don't know whoever
it is, let's say Chili's and you're getting into go order,
who's that for? And your name is Tanya, but you
say your name is Bradley, They're gonna give you a
bigger portion. Here is what they had to say. I
(21:18):
got the exact same order from Chipotle with a girly
name my name, and with a man's name.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I changed my customer account name and everything. So let's
see who they gave more.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Food to ladies.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
First, we're gonna start with mine. This is Emily Joy.
It's not a bad portion and one I use the
name Andrew feel a little heavy, but let's see, so
it's a lot more full.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
This makes me really mad. I would put my name
as something like it's like a big brute name, yeah,
like big tuna.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Like, hey, here's my order for great big name, calling
you big tuna. All right, yeah that sounds good. Okay,
I want a big portion size.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
A couple of more Gracy Abrams covered Taylor Swifts all
too well, Innsert So I get a little clip. It's
concert audio on a phone, so it's not the greatest, okay.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
All right, adorable Kathy Griffin got a third facelift, which
reminds me, Dave, when are you getting your eyeball thing done?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Trying to get it through insurance? I don't know, and
we're still working on that.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When are you getting the rest of the facelifted?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Though?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Well, well it's just a regular question.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I get a bargain down to the home depot at
home deep. No, they do. It's in the chisel department.
Yea past the lamps. Go to the chisel department. They
use a little fishing line to tie your face back.
I can't wait, chop it up with it rough to
look at you. Oh, you know where this comes from.
Everybody's like, Bailey's so nice, she's so nice. No, she's
a bully.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
You've been gone for a long time. So I've just
been sitting on all of these just water waiting.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, it is. That is the dirt, brought to
you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law.
Let's talk to somebody and find out whether there was
a second date. Because we do this, we try to
find somebody every Monday. And we found somebody who's gonna
tell us about a date that they went on and
then we're gonna guess whether there was a second date
or not. Who we got on the phone.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
This is Kendra.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Hello, Kendra. We're on the radio live. Don't swear Kendra.
Kendra listened to the show. I guess all the time,
and you hear us do this, and so we basically
do you know you tell us about the date and
what went wrong, and then we guess whether there was
a second date. So let's back up. I don't know
if it was a couple of weeks ago. Tell me
about the date that was, like, eh, what happened?
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Yeah, so it was the first date. We were at
like a pretty upsteel restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I want to call it out right, Sure, Okay, it
was nice.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
It's actually kind of Bougie made a good impression. We're
having a good conversation. Everything seems to be going well.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
And then I kid you not.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
About part right through the date. He what was his
nose into the cloth napkin there at the table like
an eighty year old man.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, like your uncle John. The cloth napkin, the one
they wrapped silverware in.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, night.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
This is a fancy place, so you know that's the
table anyway, But then into this cloth napkin.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's out.
Speaker 8 (24:20):
I just I'm sorry, that's disgust.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, it's bad form to blow your nose in a restaurant.
Then you go to the bathroom. You don't blow your
nose at the table in a restaurant. Yeah, we were
at PF. Chang's one time. On the patio, guy next
to us is like oh, and I'm like, oh no,
I can't compare PF Chang.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So what sounds like a little more upscale.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm a very simple person.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I know you.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So did you call him out on it? Did you
say anything?
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I was too stunned, like I was speechless and was
kind of waiting for it to stop.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
So did he look at it? Did he peel it
open and look at it?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
My gosh, No, okay.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I would say if you peeled it open and looked
at it, then there's no second date. Now we don't
know whether there's a second date or not. You're telling
this story like you were dun done. So I'm going
to say there. Don't tell me yet. I will vote
there was not a second date, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
We'll play a song first and then we'll figure out
what the result is because we want you to text in.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
And let us know what you think.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Was there a second date?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I know the answer to it because I talked to her.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm gonna say yes, because I don't know why not.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
She seemed disgusted. I'm going no, napkin, you couldn't just
get like a regular napkins.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's a fancy place.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, I feel bad for the server who's going to
come by and pick up the snot rag that this
guy honked his nose.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Like a goose, like a goose, like a goose.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
All right, stay there, Kendra. In two minutes and thirty seconds,
we'll have an answer on was there a second date?
I say no, Bailey says yes, Upon says no. What
do you think? Talk to uh Ken drum minute ago
and Kendra was telling us about what happened on her
first date, which I'll let her explain the story again.
Then our job is to guess whether there was a
second date. Hello, Kendra, we're back on the radio. Just
(26:10):
go over again. What happened on this date to the
fancy fancy restaurant?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
Uh yeah, so we were at a really nice place
and halfway through the date, this guy blows his stones
into his cloth napkins right there at the table.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Okay, Now that's just gross, like a solid farmer's blow.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Yes, yeah, so gross.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, number one, Remember, don't blow your nose at the
table in any restaurant. I don't care if you're McDonald's.
Go to the bathroom. Okay, as gross. Nobody wants to
hear that. Okay, I say there was not a second date, and.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I say there was?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Was this to be contrarian and Pond says there was
not a second date. A couple of text messages, Ha,
my boyfriend does that gives me the ick so bad?
Another one says, no, I would have excused myself and
said I was going to the bathroom and then I
would have left. That's disgusting. Oh, okay, did you go
(27:11):
on a second date with this guy, Kendra?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
No? No, no, I'm sorry if you can't make a
better impression on the very first date than that, Like
I just I couldn't get passed it.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
This is the kind of guy. If you'd have brought
it back to your house, he would have peed all
over your toilet seat, not flushed the toilett, left pee
drops all over the toilet seat, and then come out
and lifted his butt up and farted and said do
you smell popcorn? Would be the same. This is the same.
This is the same guy that would have done that.
You dodged a bullet.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I should have expected it, because she didn't say anything
else about the date except for that he blew his
nose in the so maybe his personality was sparkling, gorgeous.
Maybe he was just the most wonderful person ever, and
then he went to act.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, you know what I can't figure out is why
he took her to such a nice restaurant. Was it
his choice to go to this nice restaurant? Yeah, okay,
so he was like trying to make a good impression
by taking to somewhere like I don't know, kin Cage
or somewhere like that, and then he does this. It's
like the guy's probably never been to a nice restaurant.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
He's got a science infection.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, Kendraw, good luck on the next date, Thank you,
thank you. All right, it's one on one point three, Katie.
Will you be moments away? I'd say five to ten
minutes away from your tickets for Tate mccraath that's coming
up in a few minutes. There's so much going on
the show today, Jenny, what are we doing next?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
On the program?
Speaker 6 (28:30):
I have your wife Susan on the phone because I
know I don't even know what happened, but you told
us something about Susan almost fell for a scam.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh yeah, hey, are you there? What are you doing
right now?
Speaker 9 (28:44):
Feeding your Bernie?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
My Bernie he's so cute. You know, he lays down
while he eats.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
All he's tired right now.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
He lays down in front of his bowl while he eats.
Jenny said, is he a dirty dog? And I said, yes,
he is definitely a dirty dog, which is just whereas
Josie was a very bright dog, very bright, very entertaining.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
She was, you know what, Susan, I'm gonna ask you
this question because I know Dave wouldn't want to answer.
But did you see a lot of boobies in Sturges?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
We did not?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Oh no, what thought that's what you go to Sturgis for.
Speaker 9 (29:19):
No, No, it's changed against I guess they have tried to,
you know.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Deter that and minimize the boobage less trashiness does feel fair.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
Now nowadays it's not fair.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
The biggest most dangerous boobs, and I will use that
word is in my Instagram go to Dave Ryan KTIWB.
And there was a woman who was on the other
side of main street in Sturgis and she had the
biggest boobs I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
In my life.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
They're watermelons.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
They were watermelons. They were ridiculous. And she had a
tiny bikini top on covering just the nurple area, and
she was coming towards me, and I'm like, I gotta
get a picture. So here I am pretending I'm taking
videos of like, oh, I'm taking pictures of I got
a picture of her.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
She probably felt that she was probably was obvious.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I know he was. I know he was. He was
pretending like he wasn't. And then he just fall on
stops right after her.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
It was embarrassing, like you're not I am.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh, absolutely it was. And so on the way out
to Sturgis, Susan is going through her phone and she's like, oh,
my gosh, Bernie won tell everybody what you thought, Bernie wy,
but tell me what you thought.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
I said, Bernie got picked to the calendar. I had
submitted a picture of him a couple of weeks earlier,
and I said, oh, they picked Bernie for a picture
in the calendar.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And so I.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
Started going through the calendar and then I saw the
picture of you, but they put his name over the
top of it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, it was so funny, it was so faky. She's
all excited because she submits Bernie to be like the
dog of the whatever month calendar, and so she's like,
oh my god, Bernie got picked. And I'm like, that
seems a little unusual. He's a cute dog, but he's not, like,
you know, calendar worthy necessarily. So she shows me the
picture and it was some automated picture where Bernie is
(31:11):
laying there and they put him under March. The word
March was right over his face. And I thought, this
is automated bs where they send this to everybody who
enters their dog and makes them think that they won. Yeah,
and then you want to buy the calendar that your
dog won the month of March or June or whatever.
(31:34):
And I said, look it up. And so I'm going
to out with this scam right now. It's called paw
prints And if you go on whatever the website and
submit your dog's picture, your dog will quote unquote win
a spot in the calendar. So you will buy in
this calendar.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
The likely never send it to you or oh no, no, they'll.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Send it to you. But everybody's dog wins. Oh I
see everybody's dog wins. So you think, oh my god,
Bernie won. Yeah, and then you ordered the calendar, but
so did so did Buddy, so did Sniffles, so did Joe.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
They all Win Market.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, and is it even a nice calendar because there's
also like calendars you can buy that just like they
come out and it's like digitized, it's very pixelated.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Mselves they're off. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But Susan
was all excited because Bernie won, he was chosen to
be in the calendar. And I'm like this, I'm so cynical.
I'm like, no, he did not. And then I said, aha, see,
I told you so.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
I'm surprised is a scam like this out there because
it's so easy to just get a calendar made with
your dog.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
You just go to like CVS or Walgreens or something.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But sure there is. But the difference is you think
your dog won something? Your dog one? Yeah. Can I
tell you one other thing that I've been married to
Susan for twenty twenty five years, a long time knowner
since she was nineteen years old, found out something about
her that I never knew. Yeah, what do you do
when you go on a road trip?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You eat snacks?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Exactly right, Bayley, thank you. Yeah, Susan got a bag
of sunflower seeds. This horrible, horrible person here we go
puts the entire seed in her mouth and choose it
up and swallows the entire sunflower seed. I'm like, you're
(33:19):
gonna get dive articulitis or something. I don't know what
that means, but you're gonna get some sort of stomach
condition you chew and swallow the entire sunflower seed.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
Yep, it's too much work to get that little.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Tiny seed ouk.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I mean you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
You're supposed to have developed the skill of cracking it
open with your molars, spitting out the shell, and swallowing
the seed.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
See, but I have also eaten sunflower seeds with the
like whole outside as well, because you can, like it's
something that is edible and it tastes fine.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Do you do? I mean, I think it's because I
didn't realize you were not supposed to but.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
So not right. It's like eating a peel of a banana.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
Bayley, You're right, No, it's not because you wouldn't eat
the peel of a banana like you see everyone Well no,
but everyone you see ever is just is peeling a
banana versus and same with like cracking open peanut shells,
like you see people doing that.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But like if you see someone eating nuts, you just
see import in their hand, throw it back. So that's
what I would think. You eat peanut shells.
Speaker 9 (34:22):
Too, probably get that fiber.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Honestly, you're right, I don't. I'm not on board with
the peanut shells. I am on board with eating the
whole sunflower though, Yeah, I always did.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's charge in your intestines, not if you chew, better
charge in your ain use on the way you got
charge in your a You done it before.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I've never had the shards coming out. You know what
I learned the other day. This is going to be gross, Dave. Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
The reason speaking of shards and your anus.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The reason when you eat corn and you chew it
and you swallow it, and then when you excrete it
out and you're like, how is that hole?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
I ate it and I chewed it.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
It's because the inside of the kernel is what you chewed,
but the casing.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Is what comes out. So the casing.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Stays full, and then it gets filled up with your excretion,
so it looks like it's full corn.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Just your pooh, you're disgusting, gets filled up.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Yes, I learned it the other day. And that's why
when you go after you corn. You're like, how did
that stay fully intact?
Speaker 4 (35:27):
When I know I chewed it? I wish I had
as much free time as Bailey Jay has.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
No.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
This is other people were telling me.
Speaker 10 (35:32):
They were like, here, let me tell you why it
comes out whole, ha ha.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
And I didn't want to know. I was no burled, failing. Yeah, welcome.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I was burdened with this information and now I need
to put it upon you, so it's less on me.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Well, listen, think of us at State Fair time when
you go by the roasted corn booth. I will get
hold that night. Okay, think of USA and call your
husband in the bathroom and go, you know why that's
still in there.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
At this can look at the get a picture of
me with it.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Okay, Susan, you've been called a serial killer because you
eat the entire sunflower seed. Somebody called you a serial killer.
Somebody else says via text, you are absolutely not. What
are you saying?
Speaker 9 (36:16):
I said, the flavors they have now are really good.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So you don't want to waste the No, No, you
suck the flavor off of the shell.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
I don't say it like that.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Suck that shell, then you split it with your molars,
you position it with your tongue, you split it with
your molars, you seed out, and then you chew a.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
Bag of sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
At that exactly, I don't want to do that. That's
too much work, I will say. It shouldn't be that
much work to enjoy a snack. The whole point is
I want to relax, and I want to relax when
I eat a snack.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
The size of an ant.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Well, now I'm gonna I'm gonna read some messages from
people who have done this before. Your stomach can't break
those shells down. A family member of mine is currently
in the hospital for this exact reason, needing to get
surgery because of blockage from sunflower seeds.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Well, are not showing enough at that point? Yeah, and
how many did they eat?
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Susan probably had a little snack size bag, or did
she Well, well.
Speaker 9 (37:14):
It's a bag that's lasted a week and there's still
some so not that much.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
She's time.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Let her live, David, It's just amazing the things you
find out about somebody after you thought you knew everything.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, do you really? This is what keeps you up
at night?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
All right, Okay, have a good day. You too, Okay, bye,
don't fall for the scam. If your dog or cat
wins the Pet of the Month calendar, don't fall for it.
It's paw prints. So in case you got a couple
of people texted in and said they fell for it
too and ordered the calendar. So don't. All right, it is.
I don't want to give too much away, but I
(37:50):
will say, is it time to play Tate McCray?
Speaker 4 (37:52):
It is?
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, let's do it right now on KATIEWB. You know
what to do. Don't miss the keyword because you got
to know the key word to get the tickets for
the show on Wednesday night.
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