May 5, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dave Bryan TV.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We are live on Dave Ryan TY. I'm getting a
haircut today.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I can't take it anymore because I was going for
kind of a no Matthew McConaughey, I'll ride, I'll ride,
all right, or a Louie Louie Tomlinson kind of a
look with the longer hair.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
See, it's just because it's long, doesn't mean it's a look.
It's just long.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm starting to understand that. Yeah, yeah, even my wife
is no longer supportive. So if you want to see
the last look of the long Matthew McConaughey hair, it
is on Dave Ryan TV. So I've been waiting for
you to bring up Louis again. I pulled up a
picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So now if you go on Dave Ryan TV, you'll
see Dave and you'll see Louie Tomlinson.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've been waiting for you to bring this back up.
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And so I want to compare the two and see
if it's really giving that look.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I kind of see it. Obviously it works better on Louis.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, Louie has product in his hair.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Dave literally rolls out of bed and then says, this
is my Louis Tomlinson.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Look, no, it's not Louis tohh. We do look a
lot of like, oh seriously, yeah, we get the same hair. Yeah,
like see over his two hit. Yeah ye, same thing.
But he's cute is that it doesn't work on you.
But there is that. Come on, okay, anyway, it's Monday
(01:17):
to Sinco to my O Teacher Appreciation Week and we're
gonna give away Katie Perry tickets in a little bit
with a game called are You Invited to the Cookout?
But so we'll load the phones up for that. If
you want to play are you invited to the cookout?
Vot's gonna ask you some questions. This is ain't this
ain't the white people pickingnick. This is the cookout. So
vant will ask you a sample, give me a sample question?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Sure, okay, Mama said, stop renting in Actually no, I'll
get this what I'm sorry, okay, filling the blank.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You ain't getting nothing in this store, so blank. Here
are your options.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I give multiple choices, so A don't look at nothing,
B don't touch nothing, see, don't ask for nothing, or
D all the above.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Mm I'm gonna say probably. Whenever there's an all of
the above, I always pick all of the above. Yeah
in this door, so yes, all the above. Don't look
at nothing, don't touch nothing, don't ask for nothing. Yeah, okay,
I like it. That's how you are. You invited to
cook out. So load the phones up now, we'll grab
a random collar to go to Katie Perry these I mean,
Katie Perry. Take it you guys. And the show is
very soon. It's going at May thirteen, so I think
(02:16):
it said Tuesday Day from Tuesday. Tickets are on sale
now and you can win them right now. Six five, one, nine,
eight nine, Katie w B All right, let's find out
what happened on Bailey's Day last Friday night.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So I went on a date on Friday with a
man named Bradley that I met at the Pitch a
Friend event that I had gone to a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They did you know a little slideshow about him, and
I was like, well, he seems cool. So I went
to talk to him. We set up a date for Friday.
We went and got oh, Dave, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm trauma. I have trauma. I was gonna say, I
don't think you should put the same theme.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right, it's okay, okay, I'm glad it's still in
the system.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, it wasn't took and thanks, that's nice. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So anyway, we went, uh got cocktails, and then we
went to see some improv and then we went and
got like bar food after that, and we had good conversation.
Everybody's been asked me like, how is your date? How
is your date? And it was it was good. I
didn't have like a bad time. My problem right now
(03:25):
is I.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Can here we go sabotage, here we go. She's like,
it was okay, but here's all the negative self sabotage. Faily.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I can't decide if I enjoy my own company because
I do think that I am easy to get along with.
So I could go on a date with anybody and
it would likely be a good time. And I feel
like this man Bradley is the same vein where like
he could go on a date with anybody and it
would be a good time because he's easy to talk
to and easy to get along with. So like we're
(03:55):
just two people who are easy to talk to, easy
to get along with. Were they're like fireworks and sparks
and where we're Google Gaga.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. I mean, I don't know. There doesn't
have to be on the first day. And I think
sometimes it takes a little time to fall in love.
Sometimes there is love at first sight, but other times
it's like you can know somebody for several months or whatever,
and then all of a sudden, you go, you know what,
you've been here all along. I think there's I think
there's a song like that. Yeah, I've been looking all
over the world and you've been here all along.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That sounds cute.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, so that's kind of like the boat I'm in
right now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like you guys make out. No you didn't make out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm making out on the first duh.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm not one of those kinds and girls. But yeah,
it was I mean, it was a fun time. We
had a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It was nice because the improv show was like a
little rocky at times, and I felt most and I
was happy that I didn't have to explain it to him,
like I didn't have to be like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, this is just an off night for them.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He he just understood improv because he knows improv and
likes improv, and we talked about like, you know, dungeons
and dragons. I learned a lot about his life, and
I realized that he didn't know a lot about me,
because he's like, so if if you did a pitch
are friend on you, like, what would you include in
your slideshow?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I've literally learned a bunch about you and you have
no idea anything about me.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I just told him, sounds like it went really well.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You are like a lot of people where you go
well here's Yeah, it seemed to go well. But I
know that it's going to tank. I know it's going
to go south. I know he's going to turn out
to be a you know, like a killer, a killer
or something like that. Probably, So can you just go
with the flow and enjoy the fact that you've got
somebody to go get more food with, someone to go on,
you bribed somebody to go out. Enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No big deal. I mean, I still got it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So can we ask him if that's true? Can we
validate that?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And he witnesses, well, there, I mean, we ran into
people that like I knew, and so I mean people
that I know.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Saw us in a space together. We know that it happened.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
There's pictures of their picture on her blog if you're
curious what he looks like. His name is Bradley, which
I do want to say. I'm proud that he doesn't
go by Brad. Oh he does go by Brad, but
I'm not calling Katy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
He doesn't like being called Brad, I think. But he
said everyone calls him Brad, so then he's Brad. Now
is this Mike?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No? No, we gotta move on. We gotta move on
to the cookout.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Put me off there.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I gotta move on. By the way, shout out
to Katie who listens on the app and bowling Green Kentucky.
Passy loves you and can't wait to meet your chickens. Okay,
all right, let's get on the phone. Here we're gonna
play Are you invited to cook out for Katie Perry tickets?
Right now? Let's go to Margie. Good morning, Margie. Any
(06:50):
advice for Bailey and her date with Bradley. No, no,
thank you? Are you love? You're just excited to be
on the year to win the Katie Perry tickets. Here's
the question von's gonna decide whether you go to the
cookout or not. And remember this is not a white
person's picnic. This is the cookout, the cookout. There we
go with your question. Good luck?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, ready, Margie, Ready, here we go. You see
black folks running. Tell me why they're running? Is it
a to get to work on time, b to race
to get the Bible.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Study or see. I don't know, but i'm running too.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I don't know, but i'm running too.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Correct. I don't know what's going on. Why are you run?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
We just see people running. You know what I'm going.
I'm not gonna question it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I love it, simplest, Margie, You're going to Katie
Perry week from tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
All right, thank You're.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
More than welcome. All Right, we'll do more of those
coming up. What's the next giveaway. Let's do another pair
at eighth five. Okay, so be here an hour to
win those tickets. We'll be back one hour. Commercial al
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in the Morning Show. We get your Monday motivation, Dave's
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Speaker 2 (08:27):
All right, we'll do that coming up and a little
bit stay here on KDWB Monday May. Well, Hi, there
we go Monday morning one to one point three KDWB.
Shout out if you listen to the iHeartRadio app, Happy
Sinco to myles like nurses Week, Teacher's Week, Zach Dyllan's birthday.
It was yesterday. Had dinner at Texas Roadhouse. So it's
been a big week already, It's already, it's only Monday.
(08:51):
We were just curious, remember the dopey thing during the
NFL Draft a week or so ago. There was this kid,
when I say kid, he was probably twenty twenty one
years old. He called one of the people that was
up for the NFL draft and pretended that he was
from the New Orleans Saints. Oh yeah, and said, yeah, man,
we're gonna draft you. Yeah, just give me a couple
of minutes, we're gonna draft you. And I was like good.
And then the dad had to pay a fine of
(09:13):
like one hundred thousand dollars because his stupid, dopey kid
did something. So here's what I'm asking you. If you
come up with something that your kid did it, we
will tell you what the fine would be, and it
is from one to one thousand dollars. So let's say
your kid tried to flush a tennis ball down the toilet, Yes,
(09:37):
clogged the toilet, the toilet ran all over the floor,
seeped through the floor, and then dripped into the kitchen
because your four year old tried to flush a tennis ball.
What fine would you give this four year old kid?
Now he didn't like, you know, embarrass your family out
in public, he didn't say the F bomb in the
middle of church something like that. What would you find
(09:59):
this kid clogging up the toilet? I mean, was their
property damage with Oh yeah, a little bit, yeah, a
little bit. Yeah, that's a problem mostly inconvenience.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, so I would probably go like two hundred, two
hundred dollars and it's one to one thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, one to a thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna I'm gonna go towards more.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like a four to fifty four fifty. Yeah, there's damage there. Okay,
let's say your kid opens up the back door and
lets the dog out. The dog has been gone now
for six hours. You have no idea what happened to
the door. So the dumb kid and the kid is no,
it is not four. Your kid is twelve, just happened
to leave the back door Openut, what's the fine for
(10:40):
this kid?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
See? That is an offense, especially because the kid's old
enough to know better. And I feel like if they
were just dumb enough to leave it open and not
it wasn't an accident, then that kid, that's a five
hundred and twenty five dollars five.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
That dog is a precious family heirloom.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, kid gets in a fight at school. This is
based on a real story. Now, he gets in a
fight at school because somebody is picking on him, and
so he fights back and he takes a slug at
this kid and then he gets in trouble at school
and sent home. Here's the caveat his dad told him
that's the best of defense against a bully is to
(11:16):
fight back. That is a true story with me and Carson. Now,
what does the kid find five dollars for hitting someone?
Five dollars? Ye, because dad told him to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I told him to do it, and he was standing
up for himself and hopefully he will not get bullied anymore.
So honestly, I might give him five bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Melanie's on the phone, Melanie, good morning, Now, good morning,
tell us about what your kid did and will assess
a fine against the kid.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Okay, when he was about seven, he decided to fill
up a sport gun with his peace and chase his
brother on the house with it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Did he actually squirt pee all over the house, the walls,
the couch, and the rug.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
How'd you find out it was pee?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Mel Well, I didn't know it first, and then my
other son that he was chasing said something, Okay, He's like.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's sticky, it smells.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
How old was he at.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
The time, He was probably seven seven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
This is the age where you're clever enough to do
something like that. But stupid enough to not realize you
shouldn't and you're going to get in trouble. How long
did he squirt pee out of the super soaker around
the house before it got contained?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
About five minutes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Five minutes? Oh all right, it's not too bad. I
think that's adorable. As a matter of fact, I wish
I would have thought of that when I was a
kid and chase Carl around, I would slap a probably
get two hundred and fifty dollars five out of his
kid fifty What do you say, Bailey?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
See, I'm just going to say fifty dollars fine, and
then he'll have to go and clean the carpet as well.
But the fifty dollars is hopefully going to pay for
a little bit of the carpet cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And then just his job to do it.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Okay, Jenny, I would probably say a hundred hundred dollars oway, Yeah,
just because it's.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Gross and I feel bad for the brother.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How old is this kid now, Meil, He is twenty nine.
Oh you laugh about it now?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Right?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yes, what a great story. You know, there's got to
be a seven year old kid listening right now, tapping
his fingertips together like the like, mister Smith, is that
the guy's name, mister mister Burns? Like, Ah, yes, I
like that idea.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I will fill a water again with the earing's next Amanda, Hello, Amanda, Oh,
my David.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah, so mine is. My son was six, I believe
at the time, and we had gone to the circus
and we bought in one of those like electronics, you know,
light up swourly things.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
You know, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Exactly what you're talking about, one of those things they see,
they walk around, you're hoping they don't want one, but
you get them one because you're a good mom. Okay, Sure.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
So he decided to store his inside the oven, and
I wasn't thinking about it, and I just went and
obviously I didn't know it was there, And so I
went to to preheat the oven, and I'm upstairs doing laundry,
and I and smell this burnt plastic coming from somewhere.
So I'm freaking out trying to figure out where it's
coming from. And then I open up the oven and
(14:08):
this big black plume of smoke comes out and all
these melted you know, things all over the fixtures. And
I looked at my son and he was all just
he wasn't scared because he had made it, you know,
he had done something wrong. He was really upset because
I had just melted his toy.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah. How old was he at the time.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
He's like six seven.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
But that's no excuse, it's not really not really, No,
I would say, okay, I'd say seventy five dollars. Fine. Yeah,
he didn't want to lose his toy. He just thought
it was a good place to put it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm going with a hondo because yeah, you know, it's
a bummer that he lost his toy.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But like, buddy, you know what an oven does. You're six? Yeah,
come on, buddy, Jenny, Oh but do.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
You at six, you're kind of just like, oh, this
looks like a good place to put something.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You've seen someone use it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I probably only would do twenty only because I feel
like it was a very innocent crime by that child.
But it's sucks for you having the oven stitch.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He's in the car listening. He says, thank you for
all of your feedback.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Love it, thank you. Let's do one more text message.
My kid pooped in the kid pool area at the
Old Water Park of America. Causing the whole kid's section
to be shut down for a period of time. We
had to sit back and watch the parents deal with
all their fussy kids who couldn't play. I'm gonna put
part of the blame on you because you should have
had a swim diaper on that kid. But if you
did have a swim diaper and the kid just decided
(15:30):
to pull it off, or the kid didn't have a
swim diaper on because they're seven of the pooped in
the pool, then it is totally the kid's fault. I
went through my entire life of swimming lessons, boy scout camp,
all that, never once pooped in the pool. It's not
that hard to avoid pooping in the pool.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I just slipped out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't care. You just don't poop in the pool.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You don't poop in the pool.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Thousand dollars. Fine for pooping in the pool, thousands dollars.
You bet. That's disgusting. They have to close it down
and shock treated and all that stuff. It's okay, easy, Bailey,
all right? That is it? On one on one point three,
katiewb thank you coming up in a second. Dave's dirt
and guess the TV mom will play a little TV
(16:12):
mom clip. It's Mother's Day coming up on Sunday. Don't
forget and you win a two hundred dollars Metropolitan gift card.
Here is your Monday motivation. It's a little bit different.
It's not an inspiring tale. It's more of a cautionary tale.
Listen to this story and see if you can figure
out who in your life this makes you think of.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
There's a kind of person you should never help, and
this story explains why. One day, a scorpion asked a
frog to help it cross a river. The frog hesitated,
if I carry you on my back, you might sting me,
he said. The scorpion replied, why would I If I
sting you, we'll both drown. That seemed logical, so the
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frog agreed. Halfway across, the frog felt a sudden, sharp sting.
They both began to sink. The frog gasped, why now
we'll both die? The scorpion helplessly answered, I know, but
it's in my nature. They sank together beneath the water.
This story reminds us no matter how logical someone's promise sounds,
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some people cannot change who they are. If someone is
ruled by destructive habits. Your kindness won't fix them, it
might just pull you down with them. Be kind, but
be wise. Don't ignore the nature of those you choose
to trust.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I think that's true. I think some of us get
burned over and over again because we decided that we're
going to trust this person because they really have changed.
And sometimes the most manipulative people will convince you that
they really are wonderful, even though you know they're not
wonderful and they've proven it before many times, but this
(17:51):
time they're like, they just seem so nice lately. Maybe
they've grown up, but no, they're still a scorpion. Oh
do you know anybody in your life that you could
You don't say their name, of course, but I can
name at least one person that comes to mind right
away that comes across as just a wonderful person until
they remind you that they are not. Yeah, that they
(18:13):
are a scorpion.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
One or two people, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I though I do wonder for the people who these
these scorpion people, like is their redemption arc for them? Like,
is there hope that they can like change or do
they are that problem?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Then?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Maybe? But no, I don't think most of them realize that.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I think that toxically positive people can be scorpions.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
People who are constantly positive and like then they like
turn things on you because you're a negative. But it's
really but you're like not being realistic with things. You
don't know what toxically positive that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I've never really heard that before.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
No, oh, where they're like, well, let's not argue because
life is happy life, let's just be happy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's toxically positive person.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I'm definitely not toxically positive.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You're crab apple. That's what she is. Toxically crabby.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
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will not be televised, but they basically he is pleading
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so you start to wonder. Sabrina Carpenter, who is in
New York City for the Met Gala, made a surprise
appearance on Saturday Night Live. The host joked during the
opening monologue about her height. She is less five feet tall. Tiny.
Sabrina joined Quinta on stage to think about the joys
of being short. Oh we should have that audio.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh that sounds cute.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I The Met Gala is tonight and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It was like it happened so quickly. It came up
out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
But it's tonight, and it's always, you know, a big
deal for like fashion, and it's the whole My entire
Instagram feed is just Met Gala stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Once they start happens, yeah, they start going down the
red carpet.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, exactly. So I'm really excited.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The theme this year is super Fine Tailoring Black Style,
and it's exploring the history of black dandyism and the
evolution of black style.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I'll be honest, I think I only learned in the
last couple of years that it actually is a charity event.
I thought it was just some bougie, stupid thing for celebs.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
To like, yeah, right to what I thought, But it
is not.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
You know how much a ticket costs to one of
these events, thirty five thousand dollars, right, You had to
pay thirty five thousand dollars to get into the Megala. Yeah,
and then I mean, the entire thing is raising money,
and you know that these celebrities are probably putting like
way more into the charity than just the ticket that
they're paying for. But I mean, yeah, lots of a
listeners are gonna be there, Lebron James, Simone Biles, Anne Hathaway,
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Sabrina Carpenter, Cynthia Revo, Jenn Ortega, just.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Tons of people there.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
But I'm excited to see who will have the most
uncomfortable outfit that you can't walk in.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Kim Kareshian, Well, it always is usually Kim.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
She wears it, she gets into it for walking in
the taking pictures, and then she changes out of it
pretty much immediately.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's on sweats when she gets in. That's what I
would do I see?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Met Gala is something that I've always thought the same thing.
It was like just a bougie, high end celebrity events,
not like any DJs ever get invited. Well you can't,
Like you don't get to get invited.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You have to pay for a ticket.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, that's thirty five thousand dollars to drop on a
ticket to the mecala.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Do you do?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You do know?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
And if I had thirty five thousand dollars to spare,
I certain wouldn't spend.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Another metal ela that you can't bring your phone in.
So like, I think the reason why we're all so confused,
there's like an air of mysteries because you never actually
see the inn side of the space in there. What
is the gala?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Here is the call on the Kentucky Derby. This is
when sovereignty won the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Journalism is on the move as they turned for home,
and sovereignty is coming with him on the outside.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
The two of them go right by.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
With a flounder one Journalism and sovereignty loaves to nose
down to the last sixteenth of a mile. Sovereignty has
taken the lead. Journalism is second to the good side
by Angels.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Third, but it will be sovereignty to roll the Kentucky Wow.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
What a great amount I know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's like maybe if they build up to it all
afternoon and I had to watch it just because they've
been built up to it all afternoon, It's over in
two and a half minutes, Like, okay, will that is
the dirt on kd WB, we are going to celebrate
moms in just a second. We're gonna give you a video,
a little clip, an audio clip of a TV mom.
(23:04):
You name the mom, you win two hundred and fifty
dollars Metropolitan gift card. We'll do it next on KATIEWB KATWB.
Happy Mother's Day. Don't forget Mother's Day is coming up
on Sunday. It is. So I'm gonna make this basically
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really quick and easy for you. You name that TV mom.
I'm going to play a clip of a TV mom
and then you get a If you can name it,
you get a two hundred and fifty dollars Metropolitan gift card.
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Skin Clinic, the perfect gift to give for Mother's Day.
You can probably buy them online, so then you can
print it out and give it to mama for Mother's Day.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
You can.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
All right, I'm gonna give you one. You tell me
whether you know this one or not. Okay, just a
just a sample, little run. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
We drove around till three am looking for another all
you can eat fish restaurant.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And when you couldn't find one, we went fishings. Okay,
I made it really easy. There is no one listening
that doesn't know who that is, all right, it is,
of course Lucille Ball Ye, Mark, Marge Simpson, Marge Simpson. Okay,
here's the real one. And I was debating whether to
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go way way way back or whether to keep it
a little bit current. But you think about it, there's
not a lot of current TV moms, is there Linda
Belcher from Bob Burger. All right, but that's kind of
of that's my favorite. Right, I'm gonna give you one
right now. Tell me who this TV mom is. Sixty
five one nine eight nine kt.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
W B whit itself is fine plus the flute, plus
the stupid dance my son will diavert.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, you should be easy. The accent might help you
a little bit, so calling out six five one nine
eight nine k d w B And when, Yeah, what
are you getting mom? Ronda? Her Mother's Day?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We're gonna we're going to Manny's Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You've been talking about going there Manny's Steakhouse?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Kind of money?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Certainly, Honestly, my mom got me a gift card like
two Christmases ago, So we're using the gift card my
mom got me.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
So you're taking your mom out with her with her money.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Love.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
My mom listens, so I don't want to say, well,
we're getting her, but also.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't think we know yet, because we.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Had an idea of what we were going to get her,
but then there was like some discretion about how expensive
we wanted to spend on things.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Because that's I have two sisters.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
So we always going on things like Mother's Day and
Christmas together and everything, and so apparently the present that
we were going to get he is too expensive and
that's more of a Christmas present, not a Mother's feel Listen.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I always get my mom the same thing for Mother's Day.
It's like a hanging plant that she can put outside
with like flowers in it, and then we're.
Speaker 12 (26:15):
Going to Manny's. So Charity knows. Seriously, that's perfect thing
every year. Let's get on the phone with Jamie. All right, Jamie,
are you ready for Mother's Day? Do you know what
your is? Your mom still around? Are you going to
celebrate with your mama?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Jamie?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You have to put clicker? Okay, Hello Jamie?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, Jamie? You ready for Mother's Day?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yes, I'm ready for Mother's Day.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
I just get my parents or my mom's planter flowery nice.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, I'm gonna play the clip again. You tell me
who this is? Is fine?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
The plus the flute plus the stupid dance.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
My son will die a virgin?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, Jamie, pretty easy one. Who is it?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think it's the mom from Modern Life?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Like, uh huh, I am not can ye, Okay, you're
on the right track. Do you know her name?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Oh my god, I can, I can.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I know you can see her. The fact that you
can see her in your mind is not Yeah, I
get it. I'm gonna give it to you because we
did not lay down the rule, and I'm gonna be
gracious on day number one. You are a winner. Congratulations,
my favorite modern life. It's glorious modern family. Okay, so
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now from now on they gotta be. We're gonna lay
down the rule here when we do this tomorrow, you
get to know the TV show full of the full
name and the name of the mom. I can picture
her in my mind is not a validation. I'm just
giving you a hard time, Jamie. You know that you
enjoy yourself and your mother's day. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys, thank you. All right, we'll do that again.
(28:04):
What same time tomorrow. We want to make it up,
same time tomorrow. Okay, I got to read this email,
but I think I got her on the phone right now. Taylor.
Good morning, good morning, good morning. I got your email
last week and I just we just died laughing at
your email. But I'm going to kind of let you
tell the story. It is inappropriate behavior at Bible camp.
(28:28):
Is that where it happened?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Yeah, that is so so true. You know, a bunch
of twelve year old you take them on an overnight
trip and it's just disaster into I.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Love this so and there's a little bit of kble
tob that has something to do with the trouble you
got into a Bible camp. Tell me what happened at
Bible camp and what you got in trouble for.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Okay, So allow me to set the scene for you.
Two thousand and seven, Smack Dad has played on the
radio every thirty minute. My friends and I are all
headed to overnight Bible camp at our church. And on
the second day, we were put into groups and we
played this game very similar.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
To lyric shuffle.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
So they give us a word or a category, and
our job was to find a song and make a
little dance that fits this category. So their category was car.
So groups are getting together, they're starting to do their
dances and perform, and when it's my groups turn, we
stand up in front of the entire Bible camps. You know,
it's probably like one hundred kids, a bunch of counselors,
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who are like eighteen nineteen, and we proceeded to sing,
want to jump up in my Lamborghinika yah, I know,
maybe go to my place and just kick it like
tie boh and possibly benja over look back. And that's
when our council are like scrambled to her feet and
she's like, yep, you got the point's the category? Please stop.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
She's waving her arms. So the song called smacked That
and then said, and there's a lyric in there that
you girls were singing, how old are you? Thirteen years old?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Probably twelve, twelve years old?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Camp and possibly bend you all over a genius and
possibly mend you over Yeah, no kidding. Wow, Uh what happened?
So the counselor, who's probably no older than about seventeen
or nineteen herself, what happened? Would she do?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
I mean she like scrambled to her feet, arms are waving.
You know, it's like a movie scene, right, She's like, Okay,
great job, you got the plane in moving on, And
I think that's when it clicked for me. Oh like,
maybe that wasn't the best decision.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That is hysterical, that is so fun, Bible possibly and
smack that Andy.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Spack that they expect you to do, like Little Red Corvette,
and then you're like smack.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
That, Like, oh my god, are you a mom now yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I am a mom of two little girls, and I
think about sending them to something like that now, and
I'm like, yikes, i'd be getting that call.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Well, here's what's gonna happen. One day, You're gonna walk
into the room and they're gonna be playing Katie WB.
Just like you. There's gonna be some filthy, filthy song
on the radio, and you're gonna be like, oh my god,
hearn that off you girls, Taylor does. Trust me, it
all comes full circle. Thanks for listening to kat WB.
Thanks for sharing your story, Taylor. We appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Happy Mother's Day. All right. If you've got a story
about something that you shouldn't have listened to when you
were a kid, let us know. We got a bunch
of these. For example, Uh, let's start off with Jenny
writes in on the Facebook. Laughy Taffy was the only
song I could figure out how to download on my
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iPod shuffle in fifth grade, so I listened to it
on repeat. I knew every word, but not the meaning.
My favorite part to yell was girls call me the
Jolly Rancher. Oh because I stay so hard you can
suck geez. Really that song. When we played that version
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on katobd B, we didn't play the dirty version. I
didn't know that. It said so, no, we did not.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
I played the dirty version riding in my little Chevy,
not a Chevy.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I didn't have a Chevy yet.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
I did have a Chevy, but my friend had a
Chevy driving down Main Street and fawn a lag bumping
that song.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We're so cool?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Uh, Rachel, This is a song that Rachel listened to
when she was a kid. She had no idea it
was dirty. Now you're seven years old, you probably don't
get why that is dirty at all. Love that one
till mom hears you singing in the back seat. Here's
another one. Gina says, uh, this is the song that
she didn't realize was dirty. This is Tasha, She says,
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riding Dirty by Chamelionaire. I thought it was so cool
and I had it as my ring tone for a while.
Is that a dirty song? Though?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
I think, would you say writing dirty? You're like doing
something in the car that you could get pulled over
for you know what I means like smoking weed or something?
Maybe not, maybe I'm completely wrong, but yeah, I think
it means that you're doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Okay, all right, This is Kayla. She's on Facebook and
she says this was the song that she listened to
when she was a kid. Had no idea it was dirty?
Why not you? Sixteen year old self did no either. Yeah,
you don't know the song. How do you not know?
This is like inherently sexy? Yeah? This probably is well
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when you're a little kid, though you don't know. You
don't know what inherently you don't but you don't know
what inherently sexy is when you're like ten years old.
Alison asked me when that song was new, She was
probably I don't know eight. She's like, dad, why is
he burping during that song? I'm like, he's not burping. Okay.
(33:43):
What other songs did you not realize were dirty when
you were a kid? This one, Katie says, we sang
my humps all the time you think about it. That
really was a stupid song. I mean, my humps so
good to get out good. This one goes way back
forty years ago, Funky Cold Medina songs that you didn't
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know were dirty when you were a kid. He began
to beg then also wild Thing, wild Thing. Remember we
like to do the wild Thing? Hey you two. I
was once like you, we like to do the wild Thing.
It was tone Love, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah, that was so like very similar to Funky.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So they're both pretty much.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Just push pause and then pushed play again.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We got Jake on the phone. Jake, we're talking about Taylor.
Taylor was telling us a story about when she was
about twelve years old at Bible Camp. They were playing
a game and they had to come up with a
song about cars, and she came up with smacked That.
And then they were singing smack That and then got
in trouble for it because it was Bible Camp. What
song did you not know was dirty, Jake when you
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were a kid?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Yeah, h.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Wasn't me.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
I remember specifically when I realized that it was probably
a little dirty. When I was riding in the car
with my mom one day and it came on I'm
pretty sure it was nineteen would or whatever station, and
I just started singing every lyric to the song and
jamming and my mom stopped me and she was like,
you realize in this song right now? And I it
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was it was embarrassing because you know, I was like
probably thirteen twelve, thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You know, I had an idea after, you know, but.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Well, I mean the part where he's like caught me
red handed banging on the bathroom floor doesn't leave a
lot to the imagination. Wow, Okay, thank you, Jake, have
a good day. There's one we couldn't find the words
too or the natural lyric, but Kevin Texan grease Lightning
(35:52):
in Greece.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
It's so dirty.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We are supreme for Greece Lightning.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, I know if I knew that.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
That's what that lyrics said until I saw him post
that on our Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Then there was another one. You know, it ain't no blank.
We'll be getting lots of blank and grease of night
and the dirtiest song it really is. It's like a
PG rated movie.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah. I think I was just so focused on the
dance move when you're putting go grease on that part
that I didn't pay attention to the other lyrics. There's
some text that came into that.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Somebody said Butterfly by Crazy Town was that dirty?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah? I think, yeah, listen to it. Honestly, I was
today years old. I know it's dirty, and thought he
was like, hey, let's go okay okay.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Also, Bedrock's a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Oh yes, mister, I can make your bed lyrics. Can
you know what's funny is it's not really that dirty.
But if you heard your seven year old daughters singing
that song, it'd be like, WHOA slow down this one?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Also, yeah, there's a lyric in this one.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It says, see you looking frosting from your own hands?
One another taste? Oh, I just thought it was about cake.
It's so. The funny thing is the guys who wrote
it were like Swedish and didn't speak fluent Americans, so
they thought they were writing sex. They thought that sex
on the Beach was the same as cake by the
Ocean something like that.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So yeah, And so it turned out to be a
clever song that didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So I bet I bet Jenny really like Lollipop by
Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I love but that because I remember that one being
super dirty. Someone texted that one in Lollipop Lollipop.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I want to clicky from your toes.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Isn't that ludicrous?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And we're getting a lot of text messages for the
Bloodhound Gang, the You and Me?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
But that's funny dirty because it's so deliberately dirty.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
There is a Flow ride a song that I truly
didn't think about it, even though I sang the lyrics myself.
It's called blow that I didn't realize what it actually was.
And really this is Flow Florado. Oh nope, just kidding.
Hold on, that's the wrong, that's the wrong. Yes, Oh
it's because it's I think it's called Whistle, not Blow.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, take your time. Oh I know this one. We're
talking about songs that you didn't realize were dirty when
you were a kid, and then maybe your mom heard
you singing it, or maybe as you get older you're like,
oh that song is pretty dirty, like.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
To Become One by the Spice Girls. Yes, yeah, is
that a dirty song?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
So dirty? Well talk about because.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's not dirty. You wouldn't want to hear your kids
singing it though. Okay. Whistle is a song by Flow
that's super da.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
You know you can hear the whistle sound effect in there,
so you think that you're talking about whistling, not but
at least.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
He's subtle, I know, I all and creative instead of
like caught me red handed banging on the.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Bathroom lollipop now because I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
They try anymore now, like songs like do a Wop
they don't even try anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That fat juicy and what that was.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
No, we had to react to it with the music
video with like the mop and it was like.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, I'm I'm turning red just even hearing you say comfy,
stop it. Okay, five minutes away Katy Perry tickets. Yep,
five minutes away from Katy Perry tickets. We're gonna do
just a little what are we doing for these Katy
Perry tickets?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Anyway, We're gonna do finish the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Okay, So we give you a part of a Katy
Perry song and then you just got to come up
with the second part of the lyric. It'd be easy,
come on, you know every song by her I Kissed
the Girl e t roor you got This would be
really easy.
Dave Bryan TV.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We are live on Dave Ryan TY. I'm getting a
haircut today.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I can't take it anymore because I was going for
kind of a no Matthew McConaughey, I'll ride, I'll ride,
all right, or a Louie Louie Tomlinson kind of a
look with the longer hair.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
See, it's just because it's long, doesn't mean it's a look.
It's just long.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm starting to understand that. Yeah, yeah, even my wife
is no longer supportive. So if you want to see
the last look of the long Matthew McConaughey hair, it
is on Dave Ryan TV. So I've been waiting for
you to bring up Louis again. I pulled up a
picture of Louis Tomlinson.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So now if you go on Dave Ryan TV, you'll
see Dave and you'll see Louie Tomlinson.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've been waiting for you to bring this back up.
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And so I want to compare the two and see
if it's really giving that look.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I kind of see it. Obviously it works better on Louis.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, Louie has product in his hair.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Dave literally rolls out of bed and then says, this
is my Louis Tomlinson.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Look, no, it's not Louis tohh. We do look a
lot of like, oh seriously, yeah, we get the same hair. Yeah,
like see over his two hit. Yeah ye, same thing.
But he's cute is that it doesn't work on you.
But there is that. Come on, okay, anyway, it's Monday
(01:17):
to Sinco to my O Teacher Appreciation Week and we're
gonna give away Katie Perry tickets in a little bit
with a game called are You Invited to the Cookout?
But so we'll load the phones up for that. If
you want to play are you invited to the cookout?
Vot's gonna ask you some questions. This is ain't this
ain't the white people pickingnick. This is the cookout. So
vant will ask you a sample, give me a sample question?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Sure, okay, Mama said, stop renting in Actually no, I'll
get this what I'm sorry, okay, filling the blank.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You ain't getting nothing in this store, so blank. Here
are your options.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I give multiple choices, so A don't look at nothing,
B don't touch nothing, see, don't ask for nothing, or
D all the above.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Mm I'm gonna say probably. Whenever there's an all of
the above, I always pick all of the above. Yeah
in this door, so yes, all the above. Don't look
at nothing, don't touch nothing, don't ask for nothing. Yeah, okay,
I like it. That's how you are. You invited to
cook out. So load the phones up now, we'll grab
a random collar to go to Katie Perry these I mean,
Katie Perry. Take it you guys. And the show is
very soon. It's going at May thirteen, so I think
(02:16):
it said Tuesday Day from Tuesday. Tickets are on sale
now and you can win them right now. Six five, one, nine,
eight nine, Katie w B All right, let's find out
what happened on Bailey's Day last Friday night.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
So I went on a date on Friday with a
man named Bradley that I met at the Pitch a
Friend event that I had gone to a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They did you know a little slideshow about him, and
I was like, well, he seems cool. So I went
to talk to him. We set up a date for Friday.
We went and got oh, Dave, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm trauma. I have trauma. I was gonna say, I
don't think you should put the same theme.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right, it's okay, okay, I'm glad it's still in
the system.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, it wasn't took and thanks, that's nice. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So anyway, we went, uh got cocktails, and then we
went to see some improv and then we went and
got like bar food after that, and we had good conversation.
Everybody's been asked me like, how is your date? How
is your date? And it was it was good. I
didn't have like a bad time. My problem right now
(03:25):
is I.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Can here we go sabotage, here we go. She's like,
it was okay, but here's all the negative self sabotage. Faily.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I can't decide if I enjoy my own company because
I do think that I am easy to get along with.
So I could go on a date with anybody and
it would likely be a good time. And I feel
like this man Bradley is the same vein where like
he could go on a date with anybody and it
would be a good time because he's easy to talk
to and easy to get along with. So like we're
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just two people who are easy to talk to, easy
to get along with. Were they're like fireworks and sparks
and where we're Google Gaga.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. I mean, I don't know. There doesn't
have to be on the first day. And I think
sometimes it takes a little time to fall in love.
Sometimes there is love at first sight, but other times
it's like you can know somebody for several months or whatever,
and then all of a sudden, you go, you know what,
you've been here all along. I think there's I think
there's a song like that. Yeah, I've been looking all
over the world and you've been here all along.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That sounds cute.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, so that's kind of like the boat I'm in
right now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Like you guys make out. No you didn't make out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm making out on the first duh.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm not one of those kinds and girls. But yeah,
it was I mean, it was a fun time. We
had a good time.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It was nice because the improv show was like a
little rocky at times, and I felt most and I
was happy that I didn't have to explain it to him,
like I didn't have to be like.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know, this is just an off night for them.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
He he just understood improv because he knows improv and
likes improv, and we talked about like, you know, dungeons
and dragons. I learned a lot about his life, and
I realized that he didn't know a lot about me,
because he's like, so if if you did a pitch
are friend on you, like, what would you include in
your slideshow?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I've literally learned a bunch about you and you have
no idea anything about me.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So I just told him, sounds like it went really well.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You are like a lot of people where you go
well here's Yeah, it seemed to go well. But I
know that it's going to tank. I know it's going
to go south. I know he's going to turn out
to be a you know, like a killer, a killer
or something like that. Probably, So can you just go
with the flow and enjoy the fact that you've got
somebody to go get more food with, someone to go on,
you bribed somebody to go out. Enjoy it?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No big deal. I mean, I still got it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
So can we ask him if that's true? Can we
validate that?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
And he witnesses, well, there, I mean, we ran into
people that like I knew, and so I mean people
that I know.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Saw us in a space together. We know that it happened.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
There's pictures of their picture on her blog if you're
curious what he looks like. His name is Bradley, which
I do want to say. I'm proud that he doesn't
go by Brad. Oh he does go by Brad, but
I'm not calling Katy.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
He doesn't like being called Brad, I think. But he
said everyone calls him Brad, so then he's Brad. Now
is this Mike?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No? No, we gotta move on. We gotta move on
to the cookout.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Put me off there.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I gotta move on. By the way, shout out
to Katie who listens on the app and bowling Green Kentucky.
Passy loves you and can't wait to meet your chickens. Okay,
all right, let's get on the phone. Here we're gonna
play Are you invited to cook out for Katie Perry tickets?
Right now? Let's go to Margie. Good morning, Margie. Any
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advice for Bailey and her date with Bradley. No, no,
thank you? Are you love? You're just excited to be
on the year to win the Katie Perry tickets. Here's
the question von's gonna decide whether you go to the
cookout or not. And remember this is not a white
person's picnic. This is the cookout, the cookout. There we
go with your question. Good luck?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right, ready, Margie, Ready, here we go. You see
black folks running. Tell me why they're running? Is it
a to get to work on time, b to race
to get the Bible.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Study or see. I don't know, but i'm running too.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
I don't know, but i'm running too.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Correct. I don't know what's going on. Why are you run?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
We just see people running. You know what I'm going.
I'm not gonna question it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, I love it, simplest, Margie, You're going to Katie
Perry week from tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
All right, thank You're.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
More than welcome. All Right, we'll do more of those
coming up. What's the next giveaway. Let's do another pair
at eighth five. Okay, so be here an hour to
win those tickets. We'll be back one hour. Commercial al
free on KD double ub hang on the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show. We get your Monday motivation, Dave's
Dirt and a two hundred and fifty metropolitan gift card
for guests the TV mom. Yeah, for the initiated. What
(08:06):
is the Metropolitan?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
So the Metropolitan's a skin clinic and a dinah. They
provide a lot of different services.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know, you can get some Patro.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Laser pens, you can get botox filler, all that good stuff.
And so yeah, they're a great spot in a dina
and two hundred and fifty dollars. It's kind of our
Mother's Day treat this week because Mother's Day is coming
up on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
All right, we'll do that coming up and a little
bit stay here on KDWB Monday May. Well, Hi, there
we go Monday morning one to one point three KDWB.
Shout out if you listen to the iHeartRadio app, Happy
Sinco to myles like nurses Week, Teacher's Week, Zach Dyllan's birthday.
It was yesterday. Had dinner at Texas Roadhouse. So it's
been a big week already, It's already, it's only Monday.
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We were just curious, remember the dopey thing during the
NFL Draft a week or so ago. There was this kid,
when I say kid, he was probably twenty twenty one
years old. He called one of the people that was
up for the NFL draft and pretended that he was
from the New Orleans Saints. Oh yeah, and said, yeah, man,
we're gonna draft you. Yeah, just give me a couple
of minutes, we're gonna draft you. And I was like good.
And then the dad had to pay a fine of
(09:13):
like one hundred thousand dollars because his stupid, dopey kid
did something. So here's what I'm asking you. If you
come up with something that your kid did it, we
will tell you what the fine would be, and it
is from one to one thousand dollars. So let's say
your kid tried to flush a tennis ball down the toilet, Yes,
(09:37):
clogged the toilet, the toilet ran all over the floor,
seeped through the floor, and then dripped into the kitchen
because your four year old tried to flush a tennis ball.
What fine would you give this four year old kid?
Now he didn't like, you know, embarrass your family out
in public, he didn't say the F bomb in the
middle of church something like that. What would you find
(09:59):
this kid clogging up the toilet? I mean, was their
property damage with Oh yeah, a little bit, yeah, a
little bit. Yeah, that's a problem mostly inconvenience.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yeah, so I would probably go like two hundred, two
hundred dollars and it's one to one thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, one to a thousand.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna I'm gonna go towards more.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like a four to fifty four fifty. Yeah, there's damage there. Okay,
let's say your kid opens up the back door and
lets the dog out. The dog has been gone now
for six hours. You have no idea what happened to
the door. So the dumb kid and the kid is no,
it is not four. Your kid is twelve, just happened
to leave the back door Openut, what's the fine for
(10:40):
this kid?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
See? That is an offense, especially because the kid's old
enough to know better. And I feel like if they
were just dumb enough to leave it open and not
it wasn't an accident, then that kid, that's a five
hundred and twenty five dollars five.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
That dog is a precious family heirloom.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, kid gets in a fight at school. This is
based on a real story. Now, he gets in a
fight at school because somebody is picking on him, and
so he fights back and he takes a slug at
this kid and then he gets in trouble at school
and sent home. Here's the caveat his dad told him
that's the best of defense against a bully is to
(11:16):
fight back. That is a true story with me and Carson. Now,
what does the kid find five dollars for hitting someone?
Five dollars? Ye, because dad told him to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I told him to do it, and he was standing
up for himself and hopefully he will not get bullied anymore.
So honestly, I might give him five bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Melanie's on the phone, Melanie, good morning, Now, good morning,
tell us about what your kid did and will assess
a fine against the kid.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Okay, when he was about seven, he decided to fill
up a sport gun with his peace and chase his
brother on the house with it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Did he actually squirt pee all over the house, the walls,
the couch, and the rug.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
How'd you find out it was pee?
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Mel Well, I didn't know it first, and then my
other son that he was chasing said something, Okay, He's like.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's sticky, it smells.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
How old was he at.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
The time, He was probably seven seven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
This is the age where you're clever enough to do
something like that. But stupid enough to not realize you
shouldn't and you're going to get in trouble. How long
did he squirt pee out of the super soaker around
the house before it got contained?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
About five minutes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Five minutes? Oh all right, it's not too bad. I
think that's adorable. As a matter of fact, I wish
I would have thought of that when I was a
kid and chase Carl around, I would slap a probably
get two hundred and fifty dollars five out of his
kid fifty What do you say, Bailey?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
See, I'm just going to say fifty dollars fine, and
then he'll have to go and clean the carpet as well.
But the fifty dollars is hopefully going to pay for
a little bit of the carpet cleaner.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
And then just his job to do it.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Okay, Jenny, I would probably say a hundred hundred dollars oway, Yeah,
just because it's.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Gross and I feel bad for the brother.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
How old is this kid now, Meil, He is twenty nine.
Oh you laugh about it now?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Right?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yes, what a great story. You know, there's got to
be a seven year old kid listening right now, tapping
his fingertips together like the like, mister Smith, is that
the guy's name, mister mister Burns? Like, Ah, yes, I
like that idea.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I will fill a water again with the earing's next Amanda, Hello, Amanda, Oh,
my David.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Yeah, so mine is. My son was six, I believe
at the time, and we had gone to the circus
and we bought in one of those like electronics, you know,
light up swourly things.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
You know, I know.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Exactly what you're talking about, one of those things they see,
they walk around, you're hoping they don't want one, but
you get them one because you're a good mom. Okay, Sure.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
So he decided to store his inside the oven, and
I wasn't thinking about it, and I just went and
obviously I didn't know it was there, And so I
went to to preheat the oven, and I'm upstairs doing laundry,
and I and smell this burnt plastic coming from somewhere.
So I'm freaking out trying to figure out where it's
coming from. And then I open up the oven and
(14:08):
this big black plume of smoke comes out and all
these melted you know, things all over the fixtures. And
I looked at my son and he was all just
he wasn't scared because he had made it, you know,
he had done something wrong. He was really upset because
I had just melted his toy.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah. How old was he at the time.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
He's like six seven.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
But that's no excuse, it's not really not really, No,
I would say, okay, I'd say seventy five dollars. Fine. Yeah,
he didn't want to lose his toy. He just thought
it was a good place to put it.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm going with a hondo because yeah, you know, it's
a bummer that he lost his toy.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But like, buddy, you know what an oven does. You're six? Yeah,
come on, buddy, Jenny, Oh but do.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
You at six, you're kind of just like, oh, this
looks like a good place to put something.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
You've seen someone use it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
I probably only would do twenty only because I feel
like it was a very innocent crime by that child.
But it's sucks for you having the oven stitch.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
He's in the car listening. He says, thank you for
all of your feedback.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Love it, thank you. Let's do one more text message.
My kid pooped in the kid pool area at the
Old Water Park of America. Causing the whole kid's section
to be shut down for a period of time. We
had to sit back and watch the parents deal with
all their fussy kids who couldn't play. I'm gonna put
part of the blame on you because you should have
had a swim diaper on that kid. But if you
did have a swim diaper and the kid just decided
(15:30):
to pull it off, or the kid didn't have a
swim diaper on because they're seven of the pooped in
the pool, then it is totally the kid's fault. I
went through my entire life of swimming lessons, boy scout camp,
all that, never once pooped in the pool. It's not
that hard to avoid pooping in the pool.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I just slipped out.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't care. You just don't poop in the pool.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You don't poop in the pool.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Thousand dollars. Fine for pooping in the pool, thousands dollars.
You bet. That's disgusting. They have to close it down
and shock treated and all that stuff. It's okay, easy, Bailey,
all right? That is it? On one on one point three,
katiewb thank you coming up in a second. Dave's dirt
and guess the TV mom will play a little TV
(16:12):
mom clip. It's Mother's Day coming up on Sunday. Don't
forget and you win a two hundred dollars Metropolitan gift card.
Here is your Monday motivation. It's a little bit different.
It's not an inspiring tale. It's more of a cautionary tale.
Listen to this story and see if you can figure
out who in your life this makes you think of.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
There's a kind of person you should never help, and
this story explains why. One day, a scorpion asked a
frog to help it cross a river. The frog hesitated,
if I carry you on my back, you might sting me,
he said. The scorpion replied, why would I If I
sting you, we'll both drown. That seemed logical, so the
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frog agreed. Halfway across, the frog felt a sudden, sharp sting.
They both began to sink. The frog gasped, why now
we'll both die? The scorpion helplessly answered, I know, but
it's in my nature. They sank together beneath the water.
This story reminds us no matter how logical someone's promise sounds,
(17:17):
some people cannot change who they are. If someone is
ruled by destructive habits. Your kindness won't fix them, it
might just pull you down with them. Be kind, but
be wise. Don't ignore the nature of those you choose
to trust.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I think that's true. I think some of us get
burned over and over again because we decided that we're
going to trust this person because they really have changed.
And sometimes the most manipulative people will convince you that
they really are wonderful, even though you know they're not
wonderful and they've proven it before many times, but this
(17:51):
time they're like, they just seem so nice lately. Maybe
they've grown up, but no, they're still a scorpion. Oh
do you know anybody in your life that you could
You don't say their name, of course, but I can
name at least one person that comes to mind right
away that comes across as just a wonderful person until
they remind you that they are not. Yeah, that they
(18:13):
are a scorpion.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
One or two people, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I though I do wonder for the people who these
these scorpion people, like is their redemption arc for them? Like,
is there hope that they can like change or do
they are that problem?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Then?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Maybe? But no, I don't think most of them realize that.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
I think that toxically positive people can be scorpions.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (18:35):
People who are constantly positive and like then they like
turn things on you because you're a negative. But it's
really but you're like not being realistic with things. You
don't know what toxically positive that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I've never really heard that before.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
No, oh, where they're like, well, let's not argue because
life is happy life, let's just be happy.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's toxically positive person.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I'm definitely not toxically positive.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You're crab apple. That's what she is. Toxically crabby.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
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(19:24):
will not be televised, but they basically he is pleading
not guilty. He said, yes, there was a lot of
sex and there was a lot of this in that,
but it's all between consenting adults. But then the prosecutors
are saying no, it absolutely was not. And you look
at the video of him, like, you know, like, wasn't
he like the woman that tried to run from his
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(19:48):
so you start to wonder. Sabrina Carpenter, who is in
New York City for the Met Gala, made a surprise
appearance on Saturday Night Live. The host joked during the
opening monologue about her height. She is less five feet tall. Tiny.
Sabrina joined Quinta on stage to think about the joys
of being short. Oh we should have that audio.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh that sounds cute.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I The Met Gala is tonight and I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It was like it happened so quickly. It came up
out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
But it's tonight, and it's always, you know, a big
deal for like fashion, and it's the whole My entire
Instagram feed is just Met Gala stuff.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Once they start happens, yeah, they start going down the
red carpet.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, exactly. So I'm really excited.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
The theme this year is super Fine Tailoring Black Style,
and it's exploring the history of black dandyism and the
evolution of black style.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
I'll be honest, I think I only learned in the
last couple of years that it actually is a charity event.
I thought it was just some bougie, stupid thing for celebs.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
To like, yeah, right to what I thought, But it
is not.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
You know how much a ticket costs to one of
these events, thirty five thousand dollars, right, You had to
pay thirty five thousand dollars to get into the Megala. Yeah,
and then I mean, the entire thing is raising money,
and you know that these celebrities are probably putting like
way more into the charity than just the ticket that
they're paying for. But I mean, yeah, lots of a
listeners are gonna be there, Lebron James, Simone Biles, Anne Hathaway,
(21:10):
Sabrina Carpenter, Cynthia Revo, Jenn Ortega, just.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Tons of people there.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
But I'm excited to see who will have the most
uncomfortable outfit that you can't walk in.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Kim Kareshian, Well, it always is usually Kim.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
She wears it, she gets into it for walking in
the taking pictures, and then she changes out of it
pretty much immediately.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's on sweats when she gets in. That's what I
would do I see?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Met Gala is something that I've always thought the same thing.
It was like just a bougie, high end celebrity events,
not like any DJs ever get invited. Well you can't,
Like you don't get to get invited.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
You have to pay for a ticket.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, that's thirty five thousand dollars to drop on a
ticket to the mecala.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Do you do?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
You do know?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
And if I had thirty five thousand dollars to spare,
I certain wouldn't spend.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Another metal ela that you can't bring your phone in.
So like, I think the reason why we're all so confused,
there's like an air of mysteries because you never actually
see the inn side of the space in there. What
is the gala?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Here is the call on the Kentucky Derby. This is
when sovereignty won the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 10 (22:10):
Journalism is on the move as they turned for home,
and sovereignty is coming with him on the outside.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
The two of them go right by.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
With a flounder one Journalism and sovereignty loaves to nose
down to the last sixteenth of a mile. Sovereignty has
taken the lead. Journalism is second to the good side
by Angels.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Third, but it will be sovereignty to roll the Kentucky Wow.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
What a great amount I know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's like maybe if they build up to it all
afternoon and I had to watch it just because they've
been built up to it all afternoon, It's over in
two and a half minutes, Like, okay, will that is
the dirt on kd WB, we are going to celebrate
moms in just a second. We're gonna give you a video,
a little clip, an audio clip of a TV mom.
(23:04):
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Happy Mother's Day. Don't forget Mother's Day is coming up
on Sunday. It is. So I'm gonna make this basically
(23:25):
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Speaker 5 (24:08):
You can.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
All right, I'm gonna give you one. You tell me
whether you know this one or not. Okay, just a
just a sample, little run. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
We drove around till three am looking for another all
you can eat fish restaurant.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And when you couldn't find one, we went fishings. Okay,
I made it really easy. There is no one listening
that doesn't know who that is, all right, it is,
of course Lucille Ball Ye, Mark, Marge Simpson, Marge Simpson. Okay,
here's the real one. And I was debating whether to
(24:45):
go way way way back or whether to keep it
a little bit current. But you think about it, there's
not a lot of current TV moms, is there Linda
Belcher from Bob Burger. All right, but that's kind of
of that's my favorite. Right, I'm gonna give you one
right now. Tell me who this TV mom is. Sixty
five one nine eight nine kt.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
W B whit itself is fine plus the flute, plus
the stupid dance my son will diavert.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, you should be easy. The accent might help you
a little bit, so calling out six five one nine
eight nine k d w B And when, Yeah, what
are you getting mom? Ronda? Her Mother's Day?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We're gonna we're going to Manny's Steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You've been talking about going there Manny's Steakhouse?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Kind of money?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Certainly, Honestly, my mom got me a gift card like
two Christmases ago, So we're using the gift card my
mom got me.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
So you're taking your mom out with her with her money.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Love.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
My mom listens, so I don't want to say, well,
we're getting her, but also.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I don't think we know yet, because we.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Had an idea of what we were going to get her,
but then there was like some discretion about how expensive
we wanted to spend on things.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Because that's I have two sisters.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
So we always going on things like Mother's Day and
Christmas together and everything, and so apparently the present that
we were going to get he is too expensive and
that's more of a Christmas present, not a Mother's feel Listen.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I always get my mom the same thing for Mother's Day.
It's like a hanging plant that she can put outside
with like flowers in it, and then we're.
Speaker 12 (26:15):
Going to Manny's. So Charity knows. Seriously, that's perfect thing
every year. Let's get on the phone with Jamie. All right, Jamie,
are you ready for Mother's Day? Do you know what
your is? Your mom still around? Are you going to
celebrate with your mama?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Jamie?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You have to put clicker? Okay, Hello Jamie?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, Jamie? You ready for Mother's Day?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yes, I'm ready for Mother's Day.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
I just get my parents or my mom's planter flowery nice.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Okay, I'm gonna play the clip again. You tell me
who this is? Is fine?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
The plus the flute plus the stupid dance.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
My son will die a virgin?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, Jamie, pretty easy one. Who is it?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I think it's the mom from Modern Life?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Like, uh huh, I am not can ye, Okay, you're
on the right track. Do you know her name?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Oh my god, I can, I can.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I know you can see her. The fact that you
can see her in your mind is not Yeah, I
get it. I'm gonna give it to you because we
did not lay down the rule, and I'm gonna be
gracious on day number one. You are a winner. Congratulations,
my favorite modern life. It's glorious modern family. Okay, so
(27:41):
now from now on they gotta be. We're gonna lay
down the rule here when we do this tomorrow, you
get to know the TV show full of the full
name and the name of the mom. I can picture
her in my mind is not a validation. I'm just
giving you a hard time, Jamie. You know that you
enjoy yourself and your mother's day. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys, thank you. All right, we'll do that again.
(28:04):
What same time tomorrow. We want to make it up,
same time tomorrow. Okay, I got to read this email,
but I think I got her on the phone right now. Taylor.
Good morning, good morning, good morning. I got your email
last week and I just we just died laughing at
your email. But I'm going to kind of let you
tell the story. It is inappropriate behavior at Bible camp.
(28:28):
Is that where it happened?
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Yeah, that is so so true. You know, a bunch
of twelve year old you take them on an overnight
trip and it's just disaster into I.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Love this so and there's a little bit of kble
tob that has something to do with the trouble you
got into a Bible camp. Tell me what happened at
Bible camp and what you got in trouble for.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Okay, So allow me to set the scene for you.
Two thousand and seven, Smack Dad has played on the
radio every thirty minute. My friends and I are all
headed to overnight Bible camp at our church. And on
the second day, we were put into groups and we
played this game very similar.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
To lyric shuffle.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
So they give us a word or a category, and
our job was to find a song and make a
little dance that fits this category. So their category was car.
So groups are getting together, they're starting to do their
dances and perform, and when it's my groups turn, we
stand up in front of the entire Bible camps. You know,
it's probably like one hundred kids, a bunch of counselors,
(29:22):
who are like eighteen nineteen, and we proceeded to sing,
want to jump up in my Lamborghinika yah, I know,
maybe go to my place and just kick it like
tie boh and possibly benja over look back. And that's
when our council are like scrambled to her feet and
she's like, yep, you got the point's the category? Please stop.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
She's waving her arms. So the song called smacked That
and then said, and there's a lyric in there that
you girls were singing, how old are you? Thirteen years old?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Probably twelve, twelve years old?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Camp and possibly bend you all over a genius and
possibly mend you over Yeah, no kidding. Wow, Uh what happened?
So the counselor, who's probably no older than about seventeen
or nineteen herself, what happened? Would she do?
Speaker 7 (30:12):
I mean she like scrambled to her feet, arms are waving.
You know, it's like a movie scene, right, She's like, Okay,
great job, you got the plane in moving on, And
I think that's when it clicked for me. Oh like,
maybe that wasn't the best decision.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That is hysterical, that is so fun, Bible possibly and
smack that Andy.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Spack that they expect you to do, like Little Red Corvette,
and then you're like smack.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
That, Like, oh my god, are you a mom now yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
I am a mom of two little girls, and I
think about sending them to something like that now, and
I'm like, yikes, i'd be getting that call.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Well, here's what's gonna happen. One day, You're gonna walk
into the room and they're gonna be playing Katie WB.
Just like you. There's gonna be some filthy, filthy song
on the radio, and you're gonna be like, oh my god,
hearn that off you girls, Taylor does. Trust me, it
all comes full circle. Thanks for listening to kat WB.
Thanks for sharing your story, Taylor. We appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Happy Mother's Day. All right. If you've got a story
about something that you shouldn't have listened to when you
were a kid, let us know. We got a bunch
of these. For example, Uh, let's start off with Jenny
writes in on the Facebook. Laughy Taffy was the only
song I could figure out how to download on my
(31:33):
iPod shuffle in fifth grade, so I listened to it
on repeat. I knew every word, but not the meaning.
My favorite part to yell was girls call me the
Jolly Rancher. Oh because I stay so hard you can
suck geez. Really that song. When we played that version
(31:56):
on katobd B, we didn't play the dirty version. I
didn't know that. It said so, no, we did not.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
I played the dirty version riding in my little Chevy,
not a Chevy.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I didn't have a Chevy yet.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
I did have a Chevy, but my friend had a
Chevy driving down Main Street and fawn a lag bumping
that song.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We're so cool?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Uh, Rachel, This is a song that Rachel listened to
when she was a kid. She had no idea it
was dirty. Now you're seven years old, you probably don't
get why that is dirty at all. Love that one
till mom hears you singing in the back seat. Here's
another one. Gina says, uh, this is the song that
she didn't realize was dirty. This is Tasha, She says,
(32:37):
riding Dirty by Chamelionaire. I thought it was so cool
and I had it as my ring tone for a while.
Is that a dirty song? Though?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
I think, would you say writing dirty? You're like doing
something in the car that you could get pulled over
for you know what I means like smoking weed or something?
Maybe not, maybe I'm completely wrong, but yeah, I think
it means that you're doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Okay, all right, This is Kayla. She's on Facebook and
she says this was the song that she listened to
when she was a kid. Had no idea it was dirty?
Why not you? Sixteen year old self did no either. Yeah,
you don't know the song. How do you not know?
This is like inherently sexy? Yeah? This probably is well
(33:22):
when you're a little kid, though you don't know. You
don't know what inherently you don't but you don't know
what inherently sexy is when you're like ten years old.
Alison asked me when that song was new, She was
probably I don't know eight. She's like, dad, why is
he burping during that song? I'm like, he's not burping. Okay.
(33:43):
What other songs did you not realize were dirty when
you were a kid? This one, Katie says, we sang
my humps all the time you think about it. That
really was a stupid song. I mean, my humps so
good to get out good. This one goes way back
forty years ago, Funky Cold Medina songs that you didn't
(34:04):
know were dirty when you were a kid. He began
to beg then also wild Thing, wild Thing. Remember we
like to do the wild Thing? Hey you two. I
was once like you, we like to do the wild Thing.
It was tone Love, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah, that was so like very similar to Funky.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
So they're both pretty much.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Just push pause and then pushed play again.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
We got Jake on the phone. Jake, we're talking about Taylor.
Taylor was telling us a story about when she was
about twelve years old at Bible Camp. They were playing
a game and they had to come up with a
song about cars, and she came up with smacked That.
And then they were singing smack That and then got
in trouble for it because it was Bible Camp. What
song did you not know was dirty, Jake when you
(34:55):
were a kid?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Yeah, h.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Wasn't me.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
I remember specifically when I realized that it was probably
a little dirty. When I was riding in the car
with my mom one day and it came on I'm
pretty sure it was nineteen would or whatever station, and
I just started singing every lyric to the song and
jamming and my mom stopped me and she was like,
you realize in this song right now? And I it
(35:23):
was it was embarrassing because you know, I was like
probably thirteen twelve, thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
You know, I had an idea after, you know, but.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Well, I mean the part where he's like caught me
red handed banging on the bathroom floor doesn't leave a
lot to the imagination. Wow, Okay, thank you, Jake, have
a good day. There's one we couldn't find the words
too or the natural lyric, but Kevin Texan grease Lightning
(35:52):
in Greece.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
It's so dirty.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We are supreme for Greece Lightning.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, I know if I knew that.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
That's what that lyrics said until I saw him post
that on our Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Then there was another one. You know, it ain't no blank.
We'll be getting lots of blank and grease of night
and the dirtiest song it really is. It's like a
PG rated movie.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah. I think I was just so focused on the
dance move when you're putting go grease on that part
that I didn't pay attention to the other lyrics. There's
some text that came into that.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Somebody said Butterfly by Crazy Town was that dirty?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah? I think, yeah, listen to it. Honestly, I was
today years old. I know it's dirty, and thought he
was like, hey, let's go okay okay.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Also, Bedrock's a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Oh yes, mister, I can make your bed lyrics. Can
you know what's funny is it's not really that dirty.
But if you heard your seven year old daughters singing
that song, it'd be like, WHOA slow down this one?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Also, yeah, there's a lyric in this one.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
It says, see you looking frosting from your own hands?
One another taste? Oh, I just thought it was about cake.
It's so. The funny thing is the guys who wrote
it were like Swedish and didn't speak fluent Americans, so
they thought they were writing sex. They thought that sex
on the Beach was the same as cake by the
Ocean something like that.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
So yeah, And so it turned out to be a
clever song that didn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
So I bet I bet Jenny really like Lollipop by
Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
I love but that because I remember that one being
super dirty. Someone texted that one in Lollipop Lollipop.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
I want to clicky from your toes.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Isn't that ludicrous?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And we're getting a lot of text messages for the
Bloodhound Gang, the You and Me?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
But that's funny dirty because it's so deliberately dirty.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
There is a Flow ride a song that I truly
didn't think about it, even though I sang the lyrics myself.
It's called blow that I didn't realize what it actually was.
And really this is Flow Florado. Oh nope, just kidding.
Hold on, that's the wrong, that's the wrong. Yes, Oh
it's because it's I think it's called Whistle, not Blow.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Okay, take your time. Oh I know this one. We're
talking about songs that you didn't realize were dirty when
you were a kid, and then maybe your mom heard
you singing it, or maybe as you get older you're like,
oh that song is pretty dirty, like.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
To Become One by the Spice Girls. Yes, yeah, is
that a dirty song?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
So dirty? Well talk about because.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's not dirty. You wouldn't want to hear your kids
singing it though. Okay. Whistle is a song by Flow
that's super da.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
You know you can hear the whistle sound effect in there,
so you think that you're talking about whistling, not but
at least.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
He's subtle, I know, I all and creative instead of
like caught me red handed banging on the.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Bathroom lollipop now because I didn't think.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
They try anymore now, like songs like do a Wop
they don't even try anymore.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
That fat juicy and what that was.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
No, we had to react to it with the music
video with like the mop and it was like.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, I'm I'm turning red just even hearing you say comfy,
stop it. Okay, five minutes away Katy Perry tickets. Yep,
five minutes away from Katy Perry tickets. We're gonna do
just a little what are we doing for these Katy
Perry tickets?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Anyway, We're gonna do finish the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Okay, So we give you a part of a Katy
Perry song and then you just got to come up
with the second part of the lyric. It'd be easy,
come on, you know every song by her I Kissed
the Girl e t roor you got This would be
really easy.
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