September 15, 2025 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the Dave Bryan Show on KTWB Happy Monday, I
met a guy whose wife had been on War of
the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, let me tell you the story this was on.
I don't want to give any too many details because
it doesn't really make her look that good, so I'm
gonna leave some of the details out. Okay, But I
met a guy over the weekend. He's like, dude, I
love your show. Listen all the time. My wife was
on War of the Roses years ago. I said, really,
what happened? So here's the story. He was married to
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a woman. The woman was sleeping with somebody else while
they were married. Oh, now he didn't know about this,
but the woman called in. The wife called in because
she wanted to know if her boyfriend who lived like outstate,
like Marshall, Minnesota, but not Marshall, Minnesota, but like outstay somewhere, Okay.
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So she wanted to know if the boyfriend that she
was cheating with was cheating on her as well. So
this woman calls the radio station and she's like, yeah,
I want to test this guy that I'm seeing. And
she didn't tell us at the time that she was married.
She's not going to tell us that. So we call
the guy and it doesn't matter how that ends up.
I think they he was not cheating because they ended
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up together. So the husband was out of town doing
work in another city, let's say Crookston. It wasn't Crookston.
The let's say it was crooks like that. He's out
of town. He doesn't hear about it, but his friend says,
your wife was just on Katie WB, asking whether this
guy in Marshall was cheating on her. So here's the
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cheating wife wondering whether the cheating boyfriend is cheating on her.
Husband doesn't know anything about it, till his friend calls
and says, your wife was just on Katie would be
doing War of the Roses.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
She's got like a very distinct voice, like she's I'm
calling to see if my boy.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Cheating on me.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And so they split up, and I don't know whether
it doesn't sound good. I did hear that. This guy's
new partner said, you know, they don't like each other
at all, and so he they ended up together, the
cheating wife and the guy in Marshall. They ended up together,
but it didn't last. Sure, So all these years later,
and it's been many years. They have kids. They are cordial,
(02:20):
I guess to each other because they have children. But
they do not like each other.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's it's his ex wife. It's not like he's saying, hey,
my wife was on where the Roses?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I think he said my wife at the time time. Yeah,
got it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
So the guy you met was the guy whose wife
was on.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
More of the Roses?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Correct the moond.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
I thought it was like, he's currently married to this woman.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I thought I did a better job of telling the story.
I confused everybody, But my point is it was really interesting.
But we never hear from War the Roses for follow ups.
People don't just call and say yeah, So if you
have a follow up with the War of the Roses
that you did, like whatever happened to the woman who
said Mark Goodu's my freak Nasherie should be good enough
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for him, which always cracked us up.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I've never heard that one. That's a normal thing. People
say my.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Goodies and my freak Nashty should be good enough for him,
and we just laughed. So what if you got to
follow up for War of the Roses, Maybe you know somebody.
Maybe you don't want to call, but maybe somebody knows somebody, yeah,
who was on War of the Roses.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We met someone at the fair too who said that
she was on War of the Roses forever.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't remember her story though to you either.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, she I think I don't think she really said
it in detail.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She was just like, oh, yeah, I was on War
the Roses because my boyfriend kept bringing his phone into
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, if you want to give us a little update,
then send me an email or call me at Katie
WB one five three nine two one. That's our toys
short code detext and we would love to do that.
Shout out to Lauren from Joey for your two year anniversary.
Joey says, I love you. It was a big day
for Jenny Lynn Lutenberger. Yesterday Jenny Lynn ran a triathlon
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yesterday I did yes, and so this is a swimming
running and what fishing.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Was the third one that was that's what they do
in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Al yeah, fishing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Normally it's biking.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But so to honor this, we thought we would pull
out the old song generator and I had a I
write a song about you, Jenny.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Like a booty for Run Strung Run Jenny and her
booty got it done, strung jump. The boys behind Jenny
had some fun son fun on and the looking at a.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Bum bum bum Jenny. Proud of you and you.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Really slap slap slap.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
The boys love to watch that booty class clap clap.
We want to go to the gym, but I'll go
on a limb. I guess we'd rather take a big
old nap Jenny. We're proud of you and you really
stap slap slap. The boys love to watch that booty
clap clap clap. We want to go to the gym
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on the limb.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I guess we got to take a big old man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Kind of a little Latin flavor.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Rich the balls get this in rotation.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, I called it. Jenny ran a triathlon.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, it was like it was more focus on my butt.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh wait, there's another version. Here's another version. Take it out.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Jenny took a booty for a run, Run, Run, Jenny
and a booty got it done, done done. The boys
behind Jenny has some fun, funk fun running in and
looking at her bum bum Jenny, what.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Proud of you?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
And you really slap slap slap. The boys love to
watch that booty. Clap, clap, clap. We want to go
to the gym, but I'll go out on a limit.
I guess we'd rather take a big old now. J
Jenny took a booty for running. Run Jenny and no
booty got it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Done, done done.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
The boys man, Jenny has some fun, funk fun running.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Looking at a boom bom bom. Jenny would boy on.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Your rest slip.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
The boys love to watch the boot We want.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
To go to the gym, but I'll go on and
guess we rather take a big owner.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I love the breakdown. Congratulations Jenny. Okay, we'll like you said,
We're gonna put that in regular rotation.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, to be back in a moment. Kd w B.
We'rena play a little game of think fast, get your
brain working. This morning got Dave's dirt to cover, and
then later this hour we got Lord tickets to give away.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
All here Dave Bryan TV Live on YouTube and the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
It's one on one point three, Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Shout out to Caitlin and everybody that I met at
the strut for much over the weekend. Pictures are online
on Dave ryanshow dot com. Uh and also Dave Ryan
katwb go check falls out a bunch of things that
we did over the weekend. Jenny ran a freaking triathlon. Yes,
over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
We were just talking about my bum because you wrote
that beautiful song.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Thank you, Dave. Can I tell you guys something And I.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Realized last night, so my cheeks shaped and I'm talking
about those cheeks. I made the mistake of not wearing
my biking shorts for this triathlon because like, I don't
like running in them. They have this padding in like
that area in the area right, which is like very
purposeful for the bike ride, but when you run with
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them and you're wet, it literally feels like you're wearing
like a wet instead. I wore just like these spandex
shorts and I didn't think about it on the bike portion,
but you know, my cheeks are spread a little bit
like left and right on the seat. And I get
home and I'm walking around and something's hurting, and I'm like,
what's going on? So what do I do? Bend over
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in front of a mirror and I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like, yeah, no, wait to go, okay, you bend over
in front of a mirror. So you're looking your legs.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm looking back. I'm looking backwards at my shoulder. Yeah, okay,
right at that eye, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
So I see just these two big.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Red marks on each side of my cheeks, and I'm
not kidding you. Did I start walking around with my
house with both cheeks in one hand, like.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Spreading home, because that's how bad it hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
At that point, did you put like baby powder?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
And then there was an itch, like an oozing itch,
like a decided a flake and bubble and then there
is like, you know, flake's dripping out of a pant leg.
She's walking around looking like a small railroad. I'm glad
you can still do that.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Anyways, I got some chafed cheeks from that triathlon, but
that is the worst.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Seriously, if you're running in I mean Grandma's marath not
Grandma's Twin Cities Marathon a few weeks away. Weeks just
want to let you know. There is something called body
glide and it looks like a little thing of deodorant
but it's not. And you just spread it on any
part of your body that will rub together your booty
cheeks or your or your thighs. Inside of your thighs,
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you're growing body glide swear bite because is by mile
fourteen you'll be wishing you had some body glide because
it's like chafe and ouch. All right, it's Katie, would
be enough of that. It is time to play a
little thing. Fast Vikings loss last night. So the Vikings
what one and one? I believe the chiefs are now
zero and to two for the first time in eleven years. Czy, well,
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time to play. I think Fast Bailey is hosting today.
You get to play along too. Vont versus me at day?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Good luck that the Renaissance Festival weekend. So we're gonna
start with nerdy things. This is any letter at all? Okay,
any letter? Okay, moont day of easy. Name a fantasy
book series light?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
All right? One point for today? What did I just
say to sex ago? You were like, all right, name
a superhero spider Man? Spider Man. Now name a female superhero?
What a woman?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Very nice?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Always name a fantasy creature with wings?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Two fairy m.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
We love the tooth fair Yeah, we love her.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Here. I don't know if you were fast enough with
that one. I'm sorry I can't sing it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I can't think of a single one, okay, I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Name a fantasy creature with a long tailor yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I'm giving it to vaunt for unicorn, or does not
have a long tail.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's any Yeah, it's like a foot long.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
That's a dragon or a camera.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm not going to do well in this category.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
You're it's it's it's happening.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, We're only a couple more here on nerdy nerdy things.
Name a creature who's green, Shrek vont has Shrek vants
at five, daves at one? All right, last one in
the nerdy cat degory. Name a princess.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Tiana.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, that's six peach, yeah you know.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay, we're moving on to forest category. These are all
things that have to do with forests. Dave, you love nature?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, yeah, ready, all right. I grew for any.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Word, any word at all, any letter, okay, cool. A
critter you might find in the forest. Squirrel, squirrel, Dave
gets squirrel. Amazing, he said it like you have distracted squirrel.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Okay, name a kind of deciduous tree what elm elm
is correct? Very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Judges haven't heard the word deciduous since seventh grade.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Welcome, I've never heard it.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I'm actually exercising your brains today, and think fast.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Name a sound you'd hear in the forest.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Peep, pepe, pete peep.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'll give you pete.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Gosh.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I don't get outside much, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Alright, the time in nature coupon has six Dave has four.
All right, name something you'd find on the forest floor.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Poop poop. I'll give you a poop, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Also known as scat scat, bear, scat, dear, scat elk scat.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Dave dialed in for this.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Really, I grew up in black Forest, Colorado. All right,
look it up next one here you're still on forest.
We're still on forest. A couple more on forest here.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What's the score?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It is? Five Dave six vaant, all right, name a
kind of coniferous tree.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Girl, hie, they have a cone coniferous.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Bruce.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Justice for what? Because you're dumb today?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
For stupid people like the Constitution, the big old book
where you pull it out in his dust of Because
you know, woman, I do you should know deciduous versus Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I wouldn't have known either.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Cumulus cloud. I know that is that in the forest.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, last one in the forest round, and you are
both tied at six names. Somewhere in Minnesota to visit
a forest, the big woods that was so slow? The
boundary water, Yes, okay, anywhere? Okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, no, yes, we're moving on.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Those were the forest questions. Moving on.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
These are classes in school, and I will give you
a letter. Okay, you're both tied at six here classes
in school. A class at a school that starts with
the letter P.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Psychology.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
That was good too, because it don't make the peace sound.
I was really good.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Floor in the nerd nerd category, varn't one and then
Dave came all the way back.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
In the.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow. By the way, we are on TV right now.
You can watch us on your phone. Just go to
YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
People shout your praises that you should have got or Dave, no,
should have got.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
A little tail get out of here.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, but didn't vaunt say unicorns.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, but a unicorn like a horsetail versus ere's tail
that's like three feet versus one.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Remember, or has a long tail with a bow on.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, it is long and it's hammered onto it. So
it doesn't matter. Now, yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You want okay, right, you have us a break, a
couple of rounds for you while you're listening by yourself
or with your with your carpool or your kids or whatever.
Here we go, right.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
These are classes in school.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
A class in school that starts with the letter S.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Fond hated it. Social studies. I love social studies, but
I couldn't stand it. Class in school that starts with
the letter T.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Jenny, trigonometry, very good.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You never went close to a trigonometry class, and you
know it.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
You're totally right. I did not take care. It was
the one math that did not do all right. Last
one here and my dad's a math teacher. Class in
school that starts with the letter F.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
David Bye French French. Yes.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh, I had to think of that one too. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Family and consumer sciences. Yeah, and there you have it.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That is think fast all right, thank you, We appreciate it.
Coming up in another ten minutes or so, we got
Lord tickets, Lord who burst onto the music scene ten
fifteen years ago with Royal's was such a cool song.
We're gonna get you tickets for her show. She's gonna
be here and let me look it up here really quick.
Don't have it, don't have it.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
It's right there. It says October eleventh. Oh it's as
Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Copy. It just says Jonas Brothers in the title.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So that's my bad.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're right, my lord at the Armory two shows October
eleventh and twelveth we'll get those for you coming up
in a little bit on Kate Show one on one
point three kd WB. All right, so the Emmy Awards
were on last night, but if you're a Viankings fan,
you were not watching the Emmy Awards because it's full
of shows that you've never heard of before. But as
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a little publicity stunt, the host Nate Bargatzi Bargatsy Bargessia,
he had a plan to keep speeches from running long,
which got some people talking.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Literally forty five seconds, that's what you got to start
the show. I am going to donate one hundred thousand
dollars to the Boys and Girls Club of America.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
So if you stay forty five seconds, it stays.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
At one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Every second you go over forty five seconds, we will
adduct one thousand dollars away from the Boys and Girls Club.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I know, I know, can't change it. This is a
game I'm made up and these are the rules.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So I don't know who went longest, who was the
biggest violator, but forty five seconds seems like enough time.
But it's funny when you see them get up there
and they start thinking everyone and they're like and ho,
and then they start to play them off with the music.
They're like oh, and then they go on even longer
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because now they're nervous. So yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I Bailey made a good point earlier about how it
kind of like takes away from them to be able
to accept something that they should be like very honored about,
and I didn't think about it from that aspect, but
like I just thought of like, this is a great idea,
it's charity whatever, But then it does really take away.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Like imagine, Dave, you just.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Won the well the award of your life, and you're like, oh,
I should probably only talk for two seconds so that
the kids get some money.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, well, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I think it depends on who it is, like the
adolescent's kid, like he also the youngest person to have
won an Emmy, which is exciting and like for him,
let him talk. But like the person who's won, like
this is their sixteenth Emmy win, do they need a
minute and a half to speak?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think that what they have to remember because it
is not about them when they win. Sure it is
about them, but it's about the TV audience. Yeah, and
that's who they got to remember. Do they want people
to watch the Emmys? If so, you got to keep
it short, keep.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It short, and keep it you know, fun and flirty.
And that's kind of fun and flirty. They could have
just said, like, keep your speeches short, period, but it's
keep your speeches short, and here's incentive, which makes it exciting.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I think, mm hmm yep.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
So it's a tiny desk. Concerts are one of my favorites.
I feel like it's always acoustic and stuff like that.
But Ed Sheeron recently performed on it. So here's a
clip of him performing.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Everything is Black and Well, Joko exploding. There's something in
the movie Shy.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I who needed camera?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
He's so talented. Anybody who can just take a guitar
or a piano and entertain like that, like we saw
Chris Martin at the iHeart Radio Music Festival a year ago,
and that guy with just a guitar and a piano,
no drums, no bass, no anything.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It was like, wow, he was so good.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What an incredible talent and.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Ed cheerion was like one of kind, not the ogi's
but the people who could do multiple instruments.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Where he starts recording it, do you know what.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I'm talking about?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, he does a loop.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, he does a loop, and then he plays another
one and it's looped with that, and then all of
a sudden, it's an entire orchestra instruments and he's singing
along and I'm like, I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I can that sound a drama guitar, high production value
and it was live. Wow. Jelly Roll performed for the
Pope the other day.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He was in Italy for his tour and the Pope
was celebrating his seventieth birthday and then had a concert
at the Vatican. I guess that's a thing popes do nowadays.
So Jelly Roll was there. So was Pharrell Williams, John Legend,
Jennifer Hudson. It's cetera et cetera. So Jelly Roll's like, yeah,
I'm from rock Bottom to Holy Ground. Posted a picture
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of him shaking the Pope's and I.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
Found a little audio if you want to hear, this
is him doing his song hard Fought Hallelujah.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Till You've done a little Florida Night Please.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I always feel like we're going to church any time
I hear.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
When he was here with post Malone a couple of
months ago, people said that it was like it was
being in a church watching Jelly Roll, like post Malone
was a performer and a musician, and Jelly Roll was
preaching to the crowd.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Interesting. I think it's funny just to perform for the Pope.
I guess the Pope had a concert.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
Selena Gomes says that if there was any movie she
wants her kids to watch in the future, it is
Inside Out Too.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
It is so factual how I almost feel like it
should have been a firemen in school to watch that
as a home Maark assignment, because I'm so fascinated with
the human mind and it would break my heart.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
Well, the movie's still like pretty fresh, so it could
eventually be implemented. I think it just came out last year,
but it is Jenny, and I said, this so interesting,
just the inner workings of human emotions, especially this focuses
on a kid who I think is from Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Funny enough.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, so yeah, movie, it's so good. You should really
watch if you haven't seen both of them. They're both
really good.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
I watched them on my own, like without my little sisters.
I was like, this is actually interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
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The problem is scalpers are buying up massive amounts of
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a stop sign. Yeah, and it just still doesn't frustrate it.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, even if you're a scalper, you can still just
buy a bunch of tickets like you're still a person.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Right, But they still will, I mean to buy massive amounts,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I guess I just have a limit.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I think that there is a way that you can
like get in though, like technology wise, I think, and
there absolutely is, because I have a friend who's like
very smart and he got in for this like high
ke you need a permit for somehow like last minute,
because he knew the ins and outs of the back
end to get in for that. But that's My sister
was trying to get garth Brook tickets over the weekend
(22:50):
for I think somewhere in Wisconsin, and she was sixty
five thousand in line in life Wow. Never got them,
of course, But I feel like it's just because of
all these people who somehow figure out how to get
the tickets.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
They had to bring it back to when you had
to go down to Dayton's and stand in line all
night to get a paper ticket. That'll work. No, Okay, now,
I tried, Okay, it is time to move on to
We've got somebody on the phone who I thought this
is funny. So she had written us last night and
(23:23):
I said, Justine, can you be on the radio today
because this story is actually kind of funny. Hi Justine, Hi,
We're on the radio right now. Tell me what it was.
I'm going to stay out of this one. Tell me
what it was you wrote to the show about last night.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Okay, So.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
I know that you guys give Bailey a really hard
time about finding fault and every guy that she meets,
and I just wanted to say, by the way, I
am like a huge fan of the show, and I
absolutely love Bailey.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
However, I feel like I'm a little worried because I'm
starting to become more and more like you.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh no, stop yourself, what happened?
Speaker 14 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
I feel like I am like I find myself talking
myself out of certain guys because I don't know, like
just it seems like petty stuff, like they like the
wrong football team, or this one guy had a really
stupid mustache.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And that's so Bailey. It's like, oh god, well, Bailey,
he's a he's a doctor and he loves pets, and
he does a lot of charity work. He loves theater.
He's got a much tas.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
His mustache is skinny. Why is it so?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
There was this one guy who he wore the exact
same clone as my ex So no, thank you. But
so here's the latest. I went to this guy's house
this past weekend and he pulls out a couple of
Doctor Pepper's, which.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
Fine, delicious, weird, okay, uh, for them in a glass.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
I and roast them in the garbage.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
And I asked him.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
I was like, so, hang on, do you not recycle?
He was like, oh, no, recycling is kind of a
waste of time. And he just threw threw it away.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Yeah, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
So I don't know if I'm being stupid and petty,
but like, I don't know, recycling is kind of a
big deal.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Thanks Bailey for being a bad influence.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Your bad influence. Look at that. There's generations of young
women who are listening to your show. They're going to
find themselves and probably guys too. They're going to find
themselves perpetually single and die alone, gasping for breath, gasping
for breath and love because you shot down a guy
because he threw his doctor pepper cans in the trash.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Justine just said the earth. Okay, it's the earth.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
It isn't bad whatever.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I get it, Justine, you have.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Standards, and you're just holding yourself to these very strict.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Well since my like that. You know, we dated for
like two or three years.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
And now I've also been single for two or three years.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, Okay, I mean that's fine. I I mean I
get you.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I get like, hey, Bailey doesn't I mean, Bailly finds
something wrong with every man.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I just hold them to a standard period and if
they don't reach that standard, then it's like, okay, well,
don't waste my time. Period if you don't recycle, how
is that wasting your time though? Because you're wasting the
time of the earth. Okay, there's limited time.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What about mustache guy?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That was.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
More?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
You got to be more like twenty four year old me?
Speaker 13 (26:57):
It does.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Legs, yeah, two legs and a pulse. Ye, I'm there
for no, I'll pass on that one. I'm I'm with
had a time I was Justine. The bar, I mean
the bar's already low and So if if all I'm
doing is being like, well.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
He's employed, then like, gosh, well he's a doctor.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
Well if he's a doctor, you're upset because he wears
white socks instead of black ones.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Well, if he's wearing white socks with black shoes, you
gotta be Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Get out of here, Justine, better luck with your I'm
sorry about doctor Pepper guy, but it made for a
great story, Thank you, Justine. Okay, Jenny, you're alful quiet
in all of this.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
No, I mean, I mean, I don't want to be mean,
but I do think that she is being a little
ridiculous for most of it. I understand the recycling thing,
because that's like a moral belief and stuff. But the
mustache thing, like you must have liked something about him
at one point to want to like go on on
a date with them, so like the mustache, just like
you couldn't look past that at all.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I think that, Like I would love to talk to
a psychologist or a therapist who is like, it's kind
of like we set ourselves up for failure so we
don't have to experience failure. In other words, we cut ourselves,
we drop out of the race before the end, so
we don't come in last. You know what I mean.
I think you can do really well. You can get
a guy with a good mustache, Bailey, you can get
(28:20):
a guy who recycles. But I think you drop out
of the race before you find out anything bad so
you can say, well, I cut it off.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Rather I disagree.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I think you want me to be in the race
with some goober who will end up being a disappointment
in the end, so because he doesn't recycle.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Though, what if for cancer it's a moral, it's a moral.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I mean, if it's something that goes against your beliefs,
that's one thing. But I do think that there are
a lot of people who cut off other potentials just
because one little thing popped up that they might not
agree on. I'm sorry, but like not wanting to date
someone because they wear the same colonne as you're actually got.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
You gotta look past that, and like, if.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You start to like them, guess what first present you
give them?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
New cologue.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Like stuff like that I think is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
But I do think that we live in the society
of like we have dating apps, we have social media,
and you could slide into someone's DM at any given point.
You can go on a dating app at any given point,
So you find one little thing wrong and you're onto
the next one instead of giving someone a chance. Like
I'm a slow burn when it comes to liking someone,
and so I date for a while to figure out
(29:32):
if I like them. I don't just give up after
like two three dates. I actually like will date someone
for a little while like them. Yeah, because I think
that you don't know someone, you're everyone's putting on this
fake persona the first like couple dates and you're like
not full of yourself a lot of times. Obviously, if
you're not attracted to someone, that's one thing you can
(29:52):
learn that right off of the bath. So like, I
understand that aspect, but I do think that it's like
you find one little thing you didn't like that they
set on a date, and you're like, yeah, forget them,
I'm gonna hop back up on bumble or whatever the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Use these days. Sometimes though, it is like it's not
necessarily a little thing. It might be like, wow, I
didn't realize that that was you as a person.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
So and once again, the moral stuff, political beliefs, whatever
it might be. I understand that those are big things,
but I'm saying, like he had, like, where's the those
things are just like too.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
My friend Sarah, she says she will go on any
date with someone who asks her out because they had
the confidence enough to ask her out, so she can
give them the time of day for give me your number.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
No, she's probably sleeping.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Because I said she go with anybody who had the
nerve to ask her out. Well see, and that's I mean,
that's her thing. I don't know if I could do
that because some people are just like, hey, well give.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Me a chance. Just I don't know you get out
of here.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Does for guys or girls? But I'll ask you to
Bailey Jenny. Do guys have to hit every single check
mark like every box? Or or are some boxes worth
more than others? Because I know somebody back home self
sabotaging because this guy that they are looking for has
to have this religion, has to have this salary, has
to have this, this, this, and I just don't think
that perfect person exists.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
No, I don't think anybody is looking for a perfect person.
Can I check four out of five boxes? You think
that'd be all five?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think that the bar really is. Honestly, it's like
are you employed? But like I want to just raise
the bar just a little bit, just like try and
meet me a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
More than are you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I think sometimes, haven't you ever met somebody who maybe
doesn't check the boxes? But there's still a spark in
a chemistry, is what I'm saying. Like our incomes are
very like, not the same, our education is not the same,
maybe our politics are not the same, but there's some
kind of a spark. Because I think you can have
a spark with anybody even if they don't check all
the boxes. If they check negative boxes, like they're lazy,
(31:51):
they don't bathe, and they you know that they're crooked
or whatever, then those are negative boxes. But I think
sometimes I've fallen in love with people who like didn't
check whatever boxes I might have had. But as we
had this chemistry and we had a great time.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Were those people that you were or weren't attracted to
attracted physically?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah? I mean both Honestly, people say it. I'm not
a big looks kind of a guy. I'm very lucky
to be married to somebody who's beautiful. Yeah, but I've
never been a big looks kind of a guy. I
have dated girls with like, you know, big noses and
veins in their face and things like that, and I
don't care. They're beautiful.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Really, yeah, can I read this text? When you're picky,
it's only to protect yourself and what you've been through.
You know exactly what you want and exactly what you
don't want, and that's I think a fine thing to be.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I think true tool a degree, but I still think, no, you.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Want, you know what you don't want, and then you
make you make excuses for it. I make excuses for
men all of the time. Okay, it's one of my pastimes.
Super fun.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
He's gay, but I like it anyway.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I think it's okay to be picky and to have
your standards because I fully agree with that statement. I
just think that there are people like this person who
is just on the phone, who take it a step
too far, and then you miss out on someone who
could have that perfect person for you because you didn't
give them a chance enough of a chance.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I should say, all.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Right, what do you think? Send a text to KTWB
one five three nine two one. We've got Lord tickets
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and we'll get Lord tickets coming up. But right now
(33:24):
it's time for your friend Font to stir the pot.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Font turkey bacon.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
It's a facade. It's nothing more than an edible alternator boat.
And I refuse for anybody to tell me it's better
for you.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Well, it is better for scientifically prove it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Nope, it's gross and you'll be chewing on that thing
for forty days and forty ninth it is.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
You're not wrong about that. It is a chewy, chewy
piece of meat.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
God.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I started freshman year of college and then I graduated
still was chewing on that thing. No, but I'm I
told you guys, I started this journey of like trying
to lose weight. I've been going to the gym and
walking on the doing an inclined walk treadmill thing. A
list of my girlfriend was like, you should try turkey bacon.
I've never ever been able to get through turkey bacon.
I don't get it, but not bad. I don't have
a problem. It's not my favorite. Nobody's like, man, I
(34:08):
love it over regular pork bacon. Bless you, Bailey, But no,
it's it's fine. It's like turkey sausage, turkey burger.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's like, yeah, I wouldn't compare it. Turkey burgers are
pretty good. Turkey bacon is very different than regular bacon.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, it is, but it's like, you know, you shouldn't
eat a lot of the amount of bacon that we
eat is amazing. If there's a big pile of limitless bacon,
you're let's say you're in a buffet. How many pieces
of bacon are you gonna get me? Honestly five or six?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, well that's the first time.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
The first time you get six pieces of bacon, and
then every single time you go up to the buffet
you get at least two or.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
There's probably all your calories and fat in one dose
of bacons.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So good pieces of turkey bacon you put on your plate.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
None, it just looks unlimited. No, it looks so pitiful.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
No, it's like it's like celery. When you don't show it,
you burn calories.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, oh no, you don't have it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That little necklace thing that you bought last week that
looked like poop, are you? Yeah, that's what turkey bagan
looks like. Just sad and like poop and pitiful. Nobody
wants to eat that. Okay, Well, then how do you
feel about like impossible meat?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's good, it's so good. Yeah, it really is impossible meat.
They're so you wouldn't know. It's so good. It's expensive though,
and it's not really taking off the way they wanted
it to because it's it's quite priced.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
But it doesn't taste like me.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Absolutely it does. Yeah, you would not know the difference. Shoot,
get an impossible burger. I think they got him at
Burger King. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Is that like a ground beef substitute? I've never heard
I've heard of it, but it's all plant paste? Yeah, yeah,
there's no fun in that. What's the point.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Why would I want the healthy trying to be a
little bit healthy?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Oh God, grow up.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Tickets right now on kd W B.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
She was like sixteen when she wrote this song, and
we're gonna play a little game here called the Age
Is Right. I will give you a celebrity and an age.
You tell me whether they are older than that age
or younger than that age. You get three right in
a row, and you win another creation of the Dave
(36:21):
Ryan in the Morning Show. The Age is Right. Here
we go with round one. Just a sample. Bailey, Okay,
Brad Pitt, he's fifty five years old? Is he older
than that or younger than that? He is not fifty five? Yes?
Is he older or younger than fifty five?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I'm gonna say he is older than fifty five?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Correct? A mundo? He is sixty one years old though.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
So fun.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Bailey and I get to play the crowd in the
background like they can come to us.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yes, yes, you yell at older, younger, older, younger, Yes, older,
younger than Yes, Rihanna is four two years old? Is
she older? That number is incorrect?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Is she actually older? What are you yelling?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I'm younger?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Okay, it's either older or younger.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
What is she older or younger than thirty or then?
What did I say? Forty two years old?
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I'm gonna say she is younger. She's thirty seven old crowd.
That's right, Rachel. Good morning, Rachel, thank you for listening.
Where are you listening from White Bear Lake? Jenny was
swimming in your lake yesterday. That's why it's got a
funny So I got a funny coating on the top
of the lake.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Swallowed half of it.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh boy, Jenny did a triathlon and swam four hundred
yards in your lake yesterday. Did you ever swim in
white Bear Lake?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I have?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I voted in White Bear Lake too?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, good story. Shut up. You're right, all right, Rachel,
Here we go, you get three. I'm right, and you
were gonna go. See Lord, We're gonna start off with
an easy one. Julia Roberts forty nine years old. She
is not forty nine. But is she older or younger?
Speaker 14 (38:16):
Older?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Correct, she is fifty six years old. Let's try Adele
Adele forty four years old. She is not forty four.
But is she older or younger?
Speaker 12 (38:37):
I think younger.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You're right, she's always seven. You're a winner, Rachel, get
your regulation. She's gonna get two out of three. I
think I might have said three in a row. One
to try another one just for fun?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Why not? Dwayne the Rock. Johnson is fifty two years old.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
He's not.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
That's your hardest one yet.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
But is he older or younger? You remind me of
me in school, David, do you know where the Declaration
of Independence was sign? And I would ask in a
question phil a Delia, But you got it. He is older.
He is at fifty three years old. Congratulations, great job,
(39:24):
nice job. Hold on for one second. We'll get your
tickets for you. We have these every day this week,
Am I right about that?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
We do every day this music? Though, turn it up?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
You can we play a Lord's song because nobody has
played a Lord's song on the radio in a very
long time. I'll give you a choice either Royals, her
big debut song, or Team which I honestly like you. Okay,
that's fine, I'll let you choose. It's Lord Royals. Remember
she was sixteen when she wrote this song. It's one
(39:57):
of one point three kg w B
On the Dave Bryan Show on KTWB Happy Monday, I
met a guy whose wife had been on War of
the Roses.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Now, let me tell you the story this was on.
I don't want to give any too many details because
it doesn't really make her look that good, so I'm
gonna leave some of the details out. Okay, But I
met a guy over the weekend. He's like, dude, I
love your show. Listen all the time. My wife was
on War of the Roses years ago. I said, really,
what happened? So here's the story. He was married to
(00:30):
a woman. The woman was sleeping with somebody else while
they were married. Oh, now he didn't know about this,
but the woman called in. The wife called in because
she wanted to know if her boyfriend who lived like outstate,
like Marshall, Minnesota, but not Marshall, Minnesota, but like outstay somewhere, Okay.
(00:51):
So she wanted to know if the boyfriend that she
was cheating with was cheating on her as well. So
this woman calls the radio station and she's like, yeah,
I want to test this guy that I'm seeing. And
she didn't tell us at the time that she was married.
She's not going to tell us that. So we call
the guy and it doesn't matter how that ends up.
I think they he was not cheating because they ended
(01:12):
up together. So the husband was out of town doing
work in another city, let's say Crookston. It wasn't Crookston.
The let's say it was crooks like that. He's out
of town. He doesn't hear about it, but his friend says,
your wife was just on Katie WB, asking whether this
guy in Marshall was cheating on her. So here's the
(01:36):
cheating wife wondering whether the cheating boyfriend is cheating on her.
Husband doesn't know anything about it, till his friend calls
and says, your wife was just on Katie would be
doing War of the Roses.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
She's got like a very distinct voice, like she's I'm
calling to see if my boy.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Cheating on me.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And so they split up, and I don't know whether
it doesn't sound good. I did hear that. This guy's
new partner said, you know, they don't like each other
at all, and so he they ended up together, the
cheating wife and the guy in Marshall. They ended up together,
but it didn't last. Sure, So all these years later,
and it's been many years. They have kids. They are cordial,
(02:20):
I guess to each other because they have children. But
they do not like each other.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It's it's his ex wife. It's not like he's saying, hey,
my wife was on where the Roses?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I think he said my wife at the time time. Yeah,
got it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
So the guy you met was the guy whose wife
was on.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
More of the Roses?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Correct the moond.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
I thought it was like, he's currently married to this woman.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I thought I did a better job of telling the story.
I confused everybody, But my point is it was really interesting.
But we never hear from War the Roses for follow ups.
People don't just call and say yeah, So if you
have a follow up with the War of the Roses
that you did, like whatever happened to the woman who
said Mark Goodu's my freak Nasherie should be good enough
(03:02):
for him, which always cracked us up.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I've never heard that one. That's a normal thing. People
say my.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Goodies and my freak Nashty should be good enough for him,
and we just laughed. So what if you got to
follow up for War of the Roses, Maybe you know somebody.
Maybe you don't want to call, but maybe somebody knows somebody, yeah,
who was on War of the Roses.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We met someone at the fair too who said that
she was on War of the Roses forever.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I don't remember her story though to you either.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
No, she I think I don't think she really said
it in detail.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
She was just like, oh, yeah, I was on War
the Roses because my boyfriend kept bringing his phone into
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, if you want to give us a little update,
then send me an email or call me at Katie
WB one five three nine two one. That's our toys
short code detext and we would love to do that.
Shout out to Lauren from Joey for your two year anniversary.
Joey says, I love you. It was a big day
for Jenny Lynn Lutenberger. Yesterday Jenny Lynn ran a triathlon
(03:57):
yesterday I did yes, and so this is a swimming
running and what fishing.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Was the third one that was that's what they do
in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Al yeah, fishing.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Normally it's biking.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But so to honor this, we thought we would pull
out the old song generator and I had a I
write a song about you, Jenny.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Like a booty for Run Strung Run Jenny and her
booty got it done, strung jump. The boys behind Jenny
had some fun son fun on and the looking at a.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Bum bum bum Jenny. Proud of you and you.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Really slap slap slap.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
The boys love to watch that booty class clap clap.
We want to go to the gym, but I'll go
on a limb. I guess we'd rather take a big
old nap Jenny. We're proud of you and you really
stap slap slap. The boys love to watch that booty
clap clap clap. We want to go to the gym
(05:00):
on the limb.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
I guess we got to take a big old man.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Kind of a little Latin flavor.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Rich the balls get this in rotation.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, I called it. Jenny ran a triathlon.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, it was like it was more focus on my butt.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh wait, there's another version. Here's another version. Take it out.
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Jenny took a booty for a run, Run, Run, Jenny
and a booty got it done, done done. The boys
behind Jenny has some fun, funk fun running in and
looking at her bum bum Jenny, what.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Proud of you?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
And you really slap slap slap. The boys love to
watch that booty. Clap, clap, clap. We want to go
to the gym, but I'll go out on a limit.
I guess we'd rather take a big old now. J
Jenny took a booty for running. Run Jenny and no
booty got it.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Done, done done.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
The boys man, Jenny has some fun, funk fun running.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Looking at a boom bom bom. Jenny would boy on.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Your rest slip.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
The boys love to watch the boot We want.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
To go to the gym, but I'll go on and
guess we rather take a big owner.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I love the breakdown. Congratulations Jenny. Okay, we'll like you said,
We're gonna put that in regular rotation.
Speaker 10 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Well, to be back in a moment. Kd w B.
We'rena play a little game of think fast, get your
brain working. This morning got Dave's dirt to cover, and
then later this hour we got Lord tickets to give away.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
All here Dave Bryan TV Live on YouTube and the
iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
It's one on one point three, Katie w B.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Shout out to Caitlin and everybody that I met at
the strut for much over the weekend. Pictures are online
on Dave ryanshow dot com. Uh and also Dave Ryan
katwb go check falls out a bunch of things that
we did over the weekend. Jenny ran a freaking triathlon. Yes,
over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
We were just talking about my bum because you wrote
that beautiful song.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Thank you, Dave. Can I tell you guys something And I.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Realized last night, so my cheeks shaped and I'm talking
about those cheeks. I made the mistake of not wearing
my biking shorts for this triathlon because like, I don't
like running in them. They have this padding in like
that area in the area right, which is like very
purposeful for the bike ride, but when you run with
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them and you're wet, it literally feels like you're wearing
like a wet instead. I wore just like these spandex
shorts and I didn't think about it on the bike portion,
but you know, my cheeks are spread a little bit
like left and right on the seat. And I get
home and I'm walking around and something's hurting, and I'm like,
what's going on? So what do I do? Bend over
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in front of a mirror and I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Like, yeah, no, wait to go, okay, you bend over
in front of a mirror. So you're looking your legs.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm looking back. I'm looking backwards at my shoulder. Yeah, okay,
right at that eye, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
So I see just these two big.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Red marks on each side of my cheeks, and I'm
not kidding you. Did I start walking around with my
house with both cheeks in one hand, like.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Spreading home, because that's how bad it hurt.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
At that point, did you put like baby powder?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
And then there was an itch, like an oozing itch,
like a decided a flake and bubble and then there
is like, you know, flake's dripping out of a pant leg.
She's walking around looking like a small railroad. I'm glad
you can still do that.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Anyways, I got some chafed cheeks from that triathlon, but
that is the worst.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Seriously, if you're running in I mean Grandma's marath not
Grandma's Twin Cities Marathon a few weeks away. Weeks just
want to let you know. There is something called body
glide and it looks like a little thing of deodorant
but it's not. And you just spread it on any
part of your body that will rub together your booty
cheeks or your or your thighs. Inside of your thighs,
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you're growing body glide swear bite because is by mile
fourteen you'll be wishing you had some body glide because
it's like chafe and ouch. All right, it's Katie, would
be enough of that. It is time to play a
little thing. Fast Vikings loss last night. So the Vikings
what one and one? I believe the chiefs are now
zero and to two for the first time in eleven years. Czy, well,
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time to play. I think Fast Bailey is hosting today.
You get to play along too. Vont versus me at day?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Good luck that the Renaissance Festival weekend. So we're gonna
start with nerdy things. This is any letter at all? Okay,
any letter? Okay, moont day of easy. Name a fantasy
book series light?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
All right? One point for today? What did I just
say to sex ago? You were like, all right, name
a superhero spider Man? Spider Man. Now name a female superhero?
What a woman?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
What?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Very nice?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Always name a fantasy creature with wings?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Two fairy m.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
We love the tooth fair Yeah, we love her.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Here. I don't know if you were fast enough with
that one. I'm sorry I can't sing it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I can't think of a single one, okay, I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Name a fantasy creature with a long tailor yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I'm giving it to vaunt for unicorn, or does not
have a long tail.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
It's any Yeah, it's like a foot long.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
That's a dragon or a camera.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm not going to do well in this category.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
You're it's it's it's happening.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, We're only a couple more here on nerdy nerdy things.
Name a creature who's green, Shrek vont has Shrek vants
at five, daves at one? All right, last one in
the nerdy cat degory. Name a princess.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Tiana.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, that's six peach, yeah you know.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Okay, we're moving on to forest category. These are all
things that have to do with forests. Dave, you love nature?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, yeah, ready, all right. I grew for any.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Word, any word at all, any letter, okay, cool. A
critter you might find in the forest. Squirrel, squirrel, Dave
gets squirrel. Amazing, he said it like you have distracted squirrel.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Okay, name a kind of deciduous tree what elm elm
is correct? Very good, very good.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Judges haven't heard the word deciduous since seventh grade.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Welcome, I've never heard it.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I'm actually exercising your brains today, and think fast.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
All right.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Name a sound you'd hear in the forest.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Peep, pepe, pete peep.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'll give you pete.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Gosh.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I don't get outside much, guys.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Alright, the time in nature coupon has six Dave has four.
All right, name something you'd find on the forest floor.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Poop poop. I'll give you a poop, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Also known as scat scat, bear, scat, dear, scat elk scat.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Dave dialed in for this.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Really, I grew up in black Forest, Colorado. All right,
look it up next one here you're still on forest.
We're still on forest. A couple more on forest here.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
What's the score?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
It is? Five Dave six vaant, all right, name a
kind of coniferous tree.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Girl, hie, they have a cone coniferous.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Bruce.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Justice for what? Because you're dumb today?
Speaker 10 (12:54):
For stupid people like the Constitution, the big old book
where you pull it out in his dust of Because
you know, woman, I do you should know deciduous versus Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I wouldn't have known either.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Cumulus cloud. I know that is that in the forest.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Okay, last one in the forest round, and you are
both tied at six names. Somewhere in Minnesota to visit
a forest, the big woods that was so slow? The
boundary water, Yes, okay, anywhere? Okay, we're moving on.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
No, no, yes, we're moving on.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Those were the forest questions. Moving on.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
These are classes in school, and I will give you
a letter. Okay, you're both tied at six here classes
in school. A class at a school that starts with
the letter P.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Psychology.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
That was good too, because it don't make the peace sound.
I was really good.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Floor in the nerd nerd category, varn't one and then
Dave came all the way back.
Speaker 12 (13:54):
In the.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow. By the way, we are on TV right now.
You can watch us on your phone. Just go to
YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 10 (14:04):
People shout your praises that you should have got or Dave, no,
should have got.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
A little tail get out of here.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, but didn't vaunt say unicorns.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, but a unicorn like a horsetail versus ere's tail
that's like three feet versus one.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Remember, or has a long tail with a bow on.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, it is long and it's hammered onto it. So
it doesn't matter. Now, yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You want okay, right, you have us a break, a
couple of rounds for you while you're listening by yourself
or with your with your carpool or your kids or whatever.
Here we go, right.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
These are classes in school.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
A class in school that starts with the letter S.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Fond hated it. Social studies. I love social studies, but
I couldn't stand it. Class in school that starts with
the letter T.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Jenny, trigonometry, very good.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You never went close to a trigonometry class, and you
know it.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
You're totally right. I did not take care. It was
the one math that did not do all right. Last
one here and my dad's a math teacher. Class in
school that starts with the letter F.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
David Bye French French. Yes.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh, I had to think of that one too. I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Family and consumer sciences. Yeah, and there you have it.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That is think fast all right, thank you, We appreciate it.
Coming up in another ten minutes or so, we got
Lord tickets, Lord who burst onto the music scene ten
fifteen years ago with Royal's was such a cool song.
We're gonna get you tickets for her show. She's gonna
be here and let me look it up here really quick.
Don't have it, don't have it.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
It's right there. It says October eleventh. Oh it's as
Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Copy. It just says Jonas Brothers in the title.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So that's my bad.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
You're right, my lord at the Armory two shows October
eleventh and twelveth we'll get those for you coming up
in a little bit on Kate Show one on one
point three kd WB. All right, so the Emmy Awards
were on last night, but if you're a Viankings fan,
you were not watching the Emmy Awards because it's full
of shows that you've never heard of before. But as
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a little publicity stunt, the host Nate Bargatzi Bargatsy Bargessia,
he had a plan to keep speeches from running long,
which got some people talking.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Literally forty five seconds, that's what you got to start
the show. I am going to donate one hundred thousand
dollars to the Boys and Girls Club of America.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
So if you stay forty five seconds, it stays.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
At one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
Every second you go over forty five seconds, we will
adduct one thousand dollars away from the Boys and Girls Club.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I know, I know, can't change it. This is a
game I'm made up and these are the rules.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
So I don't know who went longest, who was the
biggest violator, but forty five seconds seems like enough time.
But it's funny when you see them get up there
and they start thinking everyone and they're like and ho,
and then they start to play them off with the music.
They're like oh, and then they go on even longer
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because now they're nervous. So yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I Bailey made a good point earlier about how it
kind of like takes away from them to be able
to accept something that they should be like very honored about,
and I didn't think about it from that aspect, but
like I just thought of like, this is a great idea,
it's charity whatever, But then it does really take away.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Like imagine, Dave, you just.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Won the well the award of your life, and you're like, oh,
I should probably only talk for two seconds so that
the kids get some money.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, well, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I think it depends on who it is, like the
adolescent's kid, like he also the youngest person to have
won an Emmy, which is exciting and like for him,
let him talk. But like the person who's won, like
this is their sixteenth Emmy win, do they need a
minute and a half to speak?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think that what they have to remember because it
is not about them when they win. Sure it is
about them, but it's about the TV audience. Yeah, and
that's who they got to remember. Do they want people
to watch the Emmys? If so, you got to keep
it short, keep.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It short, and keep it you know, fun and flirty.
And that's kind of fun and flirty. They could have
just said, like, keep your speeches short, period, but it's
keep your speeches short, and here's incentive, which makes it exciting.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I think, mm hmm yep.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
So it's a tiny desk. Concerts are one of my favorites.
I feel like it's always acoustic and stuff like that.
But Ed Sheeron recently performed on it. So here's a
clip of him performing.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Everything is Black and Well, Joko exploding. There's something in
the movie Shy.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I who needed camera?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
He's so talented. Anybody who can just take a guitar
or a piano and entertain like that, like we saw
Chris Martin at the iHeart Radio Music Festival a year ago,
and that guy with just a guitar and a piano,
no drums, no bass, no anything.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It was like, wow, he was so good.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What an incredible talent and.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Ed cheerion was like one of kind, not the ogi's
but the people who could do multiple instruments.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Where he starts recording it, do you know what.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I'm talking about?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah, he does a loop.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, he does a loop, and then he plays another
one and it's looped with that, and then all of
a sudden, it's an entire orchestra instruments and he's singing
along and I'm like, I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I can that sound a drama guitar, high production value
and it was live. Wow. Jelly Roll performed for the
Pope the other day.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He was in Italy for his tour and the Pope
was celebrating his seventieth birthday and then had a concert
at the Vatican. I guess that's a thing popes do nowadays.
So Jelly Roll was there. So was Pharrell Williams, John Legend,
Jennifer Hudson. It's cetera et cetera. So Jelly Roll's like, yeah,
I'm from rock Bottom to Holy Ground. Posted a picture
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of him shaking the Pope's and I.
Speaker 10 (20:07):
Found a little audio if you want to hear, this
is him doing his song hard Fought Hallelujah.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Till You've done a little Florida Night Please.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
I always feel like we're going to church any time
I hear.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
When he was here with post Malone a couple of
months ago, people said that it was like it was
being in a church watching Jelly Roll, like post Malone
was a performer and a musician, and Jelly Roll was
preaching to the crowd.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Interesting. I think it's funny just to perform for the Pope.
I guess the Pope had a concert.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
Selena Gomes says that if there was any movie she
wants her kids to watch in the future, it is
Inside Out Too.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
It is so factual how I almost feel like it
should have been a firemen in school to watch that
as a home Maark assignment, because I'm so fascinated with
the human mind and it would break my heart.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
Well, the movie's still like pretty fresh, so it could
eventually be implemented. I think it just came out last year,
but it is Jenny, and I said, this so interesting,
just the inner workings of human emotions, especially this focuses
on a kid who I think is from Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Funny enough.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, so yeah, movie, it's so good. You should really
watch if you haven't seen both of them. They're both
really good.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (21:27):
I watched them on my own, like without my little sisters.
I was like, this is actually interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
They're just brought to you by six one two Injured
to Heimer Lamber's injury law. Ariana Grande is apologized to
fans about her tour ticket prices. Check this out. All
thirty six nights of her twenty twenty six Eternal Sunshine
Tour sold out. Prices on the resale market are going
for ten times face value. So if you got a
like a I don't know, one hundred dollars ticket, multiply
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that by ten. Now it's one thousand dollars ticket and
one hundred dollars kind of a more of an entry level.
So that's not even the best tickets in the house.
The problem is scalpers are buying up massive amounts of
tickets and they still can't figure out a way to
beat that. It's like everything from the click here if
you're not a robot, click all the boxes that have
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a stop sign. Yeah, and it just still doesn't frustrate it.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, even if you're a scalper, you can still just
buy a bunch of tickets like you're still a person.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Right, But they still will, I mean to buy massive amounts,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I guess I just have a limit.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I think that there is a way that you can
like get in though, like technology wise, I think, and
there absolutely is, because I have a friend who's like
very smart and he got in for this like high
ke you need a permit for somehow like last minute,
because he knew the ins and outs of the back
end to get in for that. But that's My sister
was trying to get garth Brook tickets over the weekend
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for I think somewhere in Wisconsin, and she was sixty
five thousand in line in life Wow. Never got them,
of course, But I feel like it's just because of
all these people who somehow figure out how to get
the tickets.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
They had to bring it back to when you had
to go down to Dayton's and stand in line all
night to get a paper ticket. That'll work. No, Okay, now,
I tried, Okay, it is time to move on to
We've got somebody on the phone who I thought this
is funny. So she had written us last night and
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I said, Justine, can you be on the radio today
because this story is actually kind of funny. Hi Justine, Hi,
We're on the radio right now. Tell me what it was.
I'm going to stay out of this one. Tell me
what it was you wrote to the show about last night.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Okay, So.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
I know that you guys give Bailey a really hard
time about finding fault and every guy that she meets,
and I just wanted to say, by the way, I
am like a huge fan of the show, and I
absolutely love Bailey.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Thanks.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
However, I feel like I'm a little worried because I'm
starting to become more and more like you.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Oh no, stop yourself, what happened?
Speaker 14 (24:10):
Well?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
I feel like I am like I find myself talking
myself out of certain guys because I don't know, like
just it seems like petty stuff, like they like the
wrong football team, or this one guy had a really
stupid mustache.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And that's so Bailey. It's like, oh god, well, Bailey,
he's a he's a doctor and he loves pets, and
he does a lot of charity work. He loves theater.
He's got a much tas.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
His mustache is skinny. Why is it so?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
There was this one guy who he wore the exact
same clone as my ex So no, thank you. But
so here's the latest. I went to this guy's house
this past weekend and he pulls out a couple of
Doctor Pepper's, which.
Speaker 14 (25:00):
Fine, delicious, weird, okay, uh, for them in a glass.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
I and roast them in the garbage.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
And I asked him.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
I was like, so, hang on, do you not recycle?
He was like, oh, no, recycling is kind of a
waste of time. And he just threw threw it away.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Yeah, absolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 12 (25:27):
So I don't know if I'm being stupid and petty,
but like, I don't know, recycling is kind of a
big deal.
Speaker 14 (25:33):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Thanks Bailey for being a bad influence.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Your bad influence. Look at that. There's generations of young
women who are listening to your show. They're going to
find themselves and probably guys too. They're going to find
themselves perpetually single and die alone, gasping for breath, gasping
for breath and love because you shot down a guy
because he threw his doctor pepper cans in the trash.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Justine just said the earth. Okay, it's the earth.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
It isn't bad whatever.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I get it, Justine, you have.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Standards, and you're just holding yourself to these very strict.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Well since my like that. You know, we dated for
like two or three years.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
And now I've also been single for two or three years.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Okay, Okay, I mean that's fine. I I mean I
get you.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I get like, hey, Bailey doesn't I mean, Bailly finds
something wrong with every man.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I just hold them to a standard period and if
they don't reach that standard, then it's like, okay, well,
don't waste my time. Period if you don't recycle, how
is that wasting your time though? Because you're wasting the
time of the earth. Okay, there's limited time.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
What about mustache guy?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
That was.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
More?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
You got to be more like twenty four year old me?
Speaker 13 (26:57):
It does.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Legs, yeah, two legs and a pulse. Ye, I'm there
for no, I'll pass on that one. I'm I'm with
had a time I was Justine. The bar, I mean
the bar's already low and So if if all I'm
doing is being like, well.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
He's employed, then like, gosh, well he's a doctor.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
Well if he's a doctor, you're upset because he wears
white socks instead of black ones.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Well, if he's wearing white socks with black shoes, you
gotta be Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Get out of here, Justine, better luck with your I'm
sorry about doctor Pepper guy, but it made for a
great story, Thank you, Justine. Okay, Jenny, you're alful quiet
in all of this.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
No, I mean, I mean, I don't want to be mean,
but I do think that she is being a little
ridiculous for most of it. I understand the recycling thing,
because that's like a moral belief and stuff. But the
mustache thing, like you must have liked something about him
at one point to want to like go on on
a date with them, so like the mustache, just like
you couldn't look past that at all.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
I think that, Like I would love to talk to
a psychologist or a therapist who is like, it's kind
of like we set ourselves up for failure so we
don't have to experience failure. In other words, we cut ourselves,
we drop out of the race before the end, so
we don't come in last. You know what I mean.
I think you can do really well. You can get
a guy with a good mustache, Bailey, you can get
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a guy who recycles. But I think you drop out
of the race before you find out anything bad so
you can say, well, I cut it off.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Rather I disagree.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I think you want me to be in the race
with some goober who will end up being a disappointment
in the end, so because he doesn't recycle.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Though, what if for cancer it's a moral, it's a moral.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
I mean, if it's something that goes against your beliefs,
that's one thing. But I do think that there are
a lot of people who cut off other potentials just
because one little thing popped up that they might not
agree on. I'm sorry, but like not wanting to date
someone because they wear the same colonne as you're actually got.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
You gotta look past that, and like, if.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You start to like them, guess what first present you
give them?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
New cologue.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Like stuff like that I think is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
But I do think that we live in the society
of like we have dating apps, we have social media,
and you could slide into someone's DM at any given point.
You can go on a dating app at any given point,
So you find one little thing wrong and you're onto
the next one instead of giving someone a chance. Like
I'm a slow burn when it comes to liking someone,
and so I date for a while to figure out
(29:32):
if I like them. I don't just give up after
like two three dates. I actually like will date someone
for a little while like them. Yeah, because I think
that you don't know someone, you're everyone's putting on this
fake persona the first like couple dates and you're like
not full of yourself a lot of times. Obviously, if
you're not attracted to someone, that's one thing you can
(29:52):
learn that right off of the bath. So like, I
understand that aspect, but I do think that it's like
you find one little thing you didn't like that they
set on a date, and you're like, yeah, forget them,
I'm gonna hop back up on bumble or whatever the kids.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Use these days. Sometimes though, it is like it's not
necessarily a little thing. It might be like, wow, I
didn't realize that that was you as a person.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
So and once again, the moral stuff, political beliefs, whatever
it might be. I understand that those are big things,
but I'm saying, like he had, like, where's the those
things are just like too.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
My friend Sarah, she says she will go on any
date with someone who asks her out because they had
the confidence enough to ask her out, so she can
give them the time of day for give me your number.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
No, she's probably sleeping.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Because I said she go with anybody who had the
nerve to ask her out. Well see, and that's I mean,
that's her thing. I don't know if I could do
that because some people are just like, hey, well give.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Me a chance. Just I don't know you get out
of here.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Does for guys or girls? But I'll ask you to
Bailey Jenny. Do guys have to hit every single check
mark like every box? Or or are some boxes worth
more than others? Because I know somebody back home self
sabotaging because this guy that they are looking for has
to have this religion, has to have this salary, has
to have this, this, this, and I just don't think
that perfect person exists.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
No, I don't think anybody is looking for a perfect person.
Can I check four out of five boxes? You think
that'd be all five?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think that the bar really is. Honestly, it's like
are you employed? But like I want to just raise
the bar just a little bit, just like try and
meet me a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
More than are you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I think sometimes, haven't you ever met somebody who maybe
doesn't check the boxes? But there's still a spark in
a chemistry, is what I'm saying. Like our incomes are
very like, not the same, our education is not the same,
maybe our politics are not the same, but there's some
kind of a spark. Because I think you can have
a spark with anybody even if they don't check all
the boxes. If they check negative boxes, like they're lazy,
(31:51):
they don't bathe, and they you know that they're crooked
or whatever, then those are negative boxes. But I think
sometimes I've fallen in love with people who like didn't
check whatever boxes I might have had. But as we
had this chemistry and we had a great time.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Were those people that you were or weren't attracted to
attracted physically?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah? I mean both Honestly, people say it. I'm not
a big looks kind of a guy. I'm very lucky
to be married to somebody who's beautiful. Yeah, but I've
never been a big looks kind of a guy. I
have dated girls with like, you know, big noses and
veins in their face and things like that, and I
don't care. They're beautiful.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Really, yeah, can I read this text? When you're picky,
it's only to protect yourself and what you've been through.
You know exactly what you want and exactly what you
don't want, and that's I think a fine thing to be.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
I think true tool a degree, but I still think, no, you.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Want, you know what you don't want, and then you
make you make excuses for it. I make excuses for
men all of the time. Okay, it's one of my pastimes.
Super fun.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
He's gay, but I like it anyway.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
I think it's okay to be picky and to have
your standards because I fully agree with that statement. I
just think that there are people like this person who
is just on the phone, who take it a step
too far, and then you miss out on someone who
could have that perfect person for you because you didn't
give them a chance enough of a chance.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
I should say, all.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Right, what do you think? Send a text to KTWB
one five three nine two one. We've got Lord tickets
for you coming up. The Merman stay here. Lord tickets
are only a couple of minutes away. You can get
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thirteenth and fourteenth is what it is? Eleventh and tweleventh
and twelfth, all right, eleven and twelfth at the Armory,
and we'll get Lord tickets coming up. But right now
(33:24):
it's time for your friend Font to stir the pot.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Font turkey bacon.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
It's a facade. It's nothing more than an edible alternator boat.
And I refuse for anybody to tell me it's better
for you.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Well, it is better for scientifically prove it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 10 (33:40):
Nope, it's gross and you'll be chewing on that thing
for forty days and forty ninth it is.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
You're not wrong about that. It is a chewy, chewy
piece of meat.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
God.
Speaker 10 (33:48):
I started freshman year of college and then I graduated
still was chewing on that thing. No, but I'm I
told you guys, I started this journey of like trying
to lose weight. I've been going to the gym and
walking on the doing an inclined walk treadmill thing. A
list of my girlfriend was like, you should try turkey bacon.
I've never ever been able to get through turkey bacon.
I don't get it, but not bad. I don't have
a problem. It's not my favorite. Nobody's like, man, I
(34:08):
love it over regular pork bacon. Bless you, Bailey, But no,
it's it's fine. It's like turkey sausage, turkey burger.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's like, yeah, I wouldn't compare it. Turkey burgers are
pretty good. Turkey bacon is very different than regular bacon.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
No, it is, but it's like, you know, you shouldn't
eat a lot of the amount of bacon that we
eat is amazing. If there's a big pile of limitless bacon,
you're let's say you're in a buffet. How many pieces
of bacon are you gonna get me? Honestly five or six?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, well that's the first time.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
The first time you get six pieces of bacon, and
then every single time you go up to the buffet
you get at least two or.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
There's probably all your calories and fat in one dose
of bacons.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
So good pieces of turkey bacon you put on your plate.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
None, it just looks unlimited. No, it looks so pitiful.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
No, it's like it's like celery. When you don't show it,
you burn calories.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, oh no, you don't have it.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That little necklace thing that you bought last week that
looked like poop, are you? Yeah, that's what turkey bagan
looks like. Just sad and like poop and pitiful. Nobody
wants to eat that. Okay, Well, then how do you
feel about like impossible meat?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's good, it's so good. Yeah, it really is impossible meat.
They're so you wouldn't know. It's so good. It's expensive though,
and it's not really taking off the way they wanted
it to because it's it's quite priced.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
But it doesn't taste like me.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Absolutely it does. Yeah, you would not know the difference. Shoot,
get an impossible burger. I think they got him at
Burger King. I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Is that like a ground beef substitute? I've never heard
I've heard of it, but it's all plant paste? Yeah, yeah,
there's no fun in that. What's the point.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Why would I want the healthy trying to be a
little bit healthy?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Oh God, grow up.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Tickets right now on kd W B.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
She was like sixteen when she wrote this song, and
we're gonna play a little game here called the Age
Is Right. I will give you a celebrity and an age.
You tell me whether they are older than that age
or younger than that age. You get three right in
a row, and you win another creation of the Dave
(36:21):
Ryan in the Morning Show. The Age is Right. Here
we go with round one. Just a sample. Bailey, Okay,
Brad Pitt, he's fifty five years old? Is he older
than that or younger than that? He is not fifty five? Yes?
Is he older or younger than fifty five?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
I'm gonna say he is older than fifty five?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Correct? A mundo? He is sixty one years old though.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
So fun.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Bailey and I get to play the crowd in the
background like they can come to us.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yes, yes, you yell at older, younger, older, younger, Yes, older,
younger than Yes, Rihanna is four two years old? Is
she older? That number is incorrect?
Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Is she actually older? What are you yelling?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
I'm younger?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Okay, it's either older or younger.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
What is she older or younger than thirty or then?
What did I say? Forty two years old?
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I'm gonna say she is younger. She's thirty seven old crowd.
That's right, Rachel. Good morning, Rachel, thank you for listening.
Where are you listening from White Bear Lake? Jenny was
swimming in your lake yesterday. That's why it's got a
funny So I got a funny coating on the top
of the lake.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Swallowed half of it.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh boy, Jenny did a triathlon and swam four hundred
yards in your lake yesterday. Did you ever swim in
white Bear Lake?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
I have?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I voted in White Bear Lake too?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, good story. Shut up. You're right, all right, Rachel,
Here we go, you get three. I'm right, and you
were gonna go. See Lord, We're gonna start off with
an easy one. Julia Roberts forty nine years old. She
is not forty nine. But is she older or younger?
Speaker 14 (38:16):
Older?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Correct, she is fifty six years old. Let's try Adele
Adele forty four years old. She is not forty four.
But is she older or younger?
Speaker 12 (38:37):
I think younger.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You're right, she's always seven. You're a winner, Rachel, get
your regulation. She's gonna get two out of three. I
think I might have said three in a row. One
to try another one just for fun?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Why not? Dwayne the Rock. Johnson is fifty two years old.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
He's not.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
That's your hardest one yet.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
But is he older or younger? You remind me of
me in school, David, do you know where the Declaration
of Independence was sign? And I would ask in a
question phil a Delia, But you got it. He is older.
He is at fifty three years old. Congratulations, great job,
(39:24):
nice job. Hold on for one second. We'll get your
tickets for you. We have these every day this week,
Am I right about that?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
We do every day this music? Though, turn it up?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
You can we play a Lord's song because nobody has
played a Lord's song on the radio in a very
long time. I'll give you a choice either Royals, her
big debut song, or Team which I honestly like you. Okay,
that's fine, I'll let you choose. It's Lord Royals. Remember
she was sixteen when she wrote this song. It's one
(39:57):
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