7am Hour - Enemas

We hear from you about your Quarantine memories, Vont stirs the pot over The Beatles, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is Wednesday, and we're having a great I don't
know why I'm so happy. I shouldn't be this happy
because David Buster's is coming up May, because Carson's coming home,
maybe because spring is coming. Maybe if you get to
look at us every day, get to look at you
two every day, just delightful. People were chiming in about
Bailey can't cook a little while ago. Bailly was talking
about how she made like lntle or vegetable soup for

(00:22):
them for lint or something like that, and people are
texting in about how they also cannot cook. This one
says Bailey, my friend thought was such a bad cook.
They thought iceberg lettuce was when you stick ahead of
lettuce in the freezer until it freezes. She also tried
to make corn bread with a Jiffy box corn bread.
It said just pouring baked, so she poured the dry

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mix into the pan and put it in the oven.
Oh no, water, No, I don't do. Another text says Bailey,
don't worry. I can't cook at all. I literally set
Easymac on fire and I'm getting murried in October. Lol.
You have a chance you wouldn't say all that. Oh right,
you're put milk in soup. It No no, no, no, no no,

(01:06):
We're not going back there. We've already had this conversation.
Just stop. We're play a little game with you. It's
Katie B. By the way, we're never more than ten
minutes away. We'll get a little urgency in this one
because we're running out of time. It goes through Sunday
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I'll give you the keyword. Coming up in just a
couple of minutes. First, though, little game called face Off.
Here's the way the game works. Bailey will give a
category and then vont and I will try to name
more things in the category and you can do it too.
For example, if I said cartoon dogs, Bailey named cartoon dogs,
go Scooby Doo.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Uh, come on, come on, Scooby Doo, scrappy doo.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, uh? The oh gosh that one blue bluey Blues.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Clues, Yeah, goofy pluto?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Bad Okay, Miss Snoopy. You know snoopye sim basically born
here in Minnesota. He was born here in Minnesota. Okay,
vont let me try you out really quick here. Okay.
Sports teams, any of them, go.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Phillies, Eagles, seventy six ers, forty nine ers, the Jets,
the Giants, the.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Chiefs, the That's how it works. Okay, very good. Okay,
I will leave the room. Bayley will give category number one,
and then we'll come back and see how I do
after Font does it first. Okay, I'm leaving right now
to get out of here. Ok goodbye, he's gone. All right,
let's not even play, let's just talk credible. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Your first category for face off is story book tales.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hansel and Gretel, Princess and the Frog, the Goldilocks and
the Three Bears, little Red riding Hood, the Humpty dumpty um.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Wow. You actually better than I thought you were going
to bad sisters. All right. Your next category van is.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Fruits, apple, pear, Kiwi, guava, strawberry, banana, grapes, purple grapes,
then green grapes.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Then you got a dragon fruit.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You got cherries, I said, grapes strawberries said that too,
wild black cherries.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I gave you one because you can't just say all
colors and I still get better than my thoughts.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Your last category vont is president's okay, Trump, Biden, Obama, Bush, Other, Bush, Clinton.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
George Washington, Abraham, Lincoln, JFK. Thomas, Jefferson, that was the.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Time, all right? Well, not bad, not bad, Vont not bad.
Dave's creeping in the window. Can I come in? All right? Day,
I'm really actually say how I feel? Okay, Davy? Ready,
I am ready. Your first category is story book tales.

(04:11):
Storybook tales, The Princess and the p Alice in Wonderland,
Charlotte's webb. What does a story book tale? All right?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Your next category is fruits, apple, orange, pear, come quat, peach, plum, raisin,
grape apple, orange, tangerine, grapefruit.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Mango, lemon, lime, banana. I'm pretty proud of myself on
that one.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I didn't give you raisin because that's a grape. You said, raisin, grape.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Sure, all right. Your last category is presidents Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, Ford,
Roosevelt again, Kennedy, Nixon, Johnson, Reagan, Bush, Bush again, Trump, Biden.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, wow, you guys, this is pretty This was
pretty good. And I gave you categories that I knew
you would get a lot in because sometimes.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Fun that way.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
It is really boring otherwise. So we'll start backwards. We'll
go from presidents here, Vant.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You got ten presidents. Look at me, Nice job, I
almost said Thomas Edison almost.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Dave, you got fourteen president, very nice, very nice. All right,
So then fruits, Vant you got ten fruits?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, very good. Dave, you got sixteen?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Truly deadly was an interesting choice.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, we're at storybook tales?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Can you define what his storybook tales? Why don't you
tell us what some story book tales are?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I said, Princess and the Frog. I said Little Red
riding Hood, Goldilocks. Humpty, dumpty. I just assumed like nursery.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Rhymes, and that you knows I call them fairy tales.
You got five, Dave, you barely got three. I barely
got three, barely got three.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
So Dave you one two, Vant one one, and that
is face off.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Thank you so much. Love that game. Are we on
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(07:21):
about memories from the pandemic. The pandemic basically started five
years ago today, and I want to hear your most
powerful memory from the pandemic not to get sad and morose.
So we're not going to talk about, oh, you know,
grandma got COVID and died. That's not really what I'm
looking for, but your powerful memory of things that happened
and what you did and the hobbies that you started

(07:43):
with the pandemic five years ago when we were all
on lockdown and we never knew how we didn't know
how it would end. We'll talk about that coming up
next on ktwb EV. What do we got on YouTube?
We got some comments already on YouTube. You want to
comment back and forth? We was going to read more
comments from YouTube.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Morning star says, good morning, tiny listeners over here, Avril
who's five, and Honors who's three, shout out to both
of you. Someone says, not gonna lie. I would marry
Bailey in a heartbeat. Somebody actually did say that. That
can confirmacy is not just making it up.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You need to find out more about this person because
you're getting more and more You ain' gett any younger,
that's a fact, and you're getting more and more desperate. Mmm.
I mean you gotta at least check into them. You
know you're on the radio. Take advantage of your position.
You're in a position of power over men or whatever
gender you decide to hook you up. I'd busy right.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Now though You're not busy though now I'm writing text
messages and you know, just kind of like beboo bopping,
So you're.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm busy right now. Busy.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Also shout out to Reagan, who's while watching and listening
from Forrest Lake this morning.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Thank you very much. It was five years ago. Either
today or yesterday, people are debating, but I think it
might have been today. Five years ago. Today, we all
saw the pandemic humming this way. It's like, oh my god.
Remember Tom Hanks was the first one to just together
and he was in Australia. Yeah, and it's like, hey,
you know what. He's like, Oh, I'm doing fine. I'm
just in isolation with my wife and I'm doing okay.

(09:11):
And then it was like nursing homes in Seattle. And
then you started to hear about people dying from the
pandemic and you're like, oh my god. And then there
was stories coming out of New York and I don't
it must have been fictionalized where it was like they're
dying in the streets in New York, they're burying people
in parks. Do you remember these stories?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't do, do you Because I was in New Jersey,
so I remember so many like friends and family that
were going to New York.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
They were like, people are just dropping like flies.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And then like some of the busiest places in New York,
although I'll be at New York is busy in general,
but like Grand Central Station and Times Square were crickets.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
And band and yeah, yeah, And I remember there was
a nurse who was like wearing all the scrubs and
the goggles and all that. She's like, people are dying
all around. I don't feel good. I was like, oh
my god. Turned out she faked that whole thing. Oh,
just to get views. Was sickening, But we all dealt
with the reality of what it meant, what we had

(10:12):
to do. I remember we had a big meeting in
the KATWB sky room and our boss Jeff called everybody in,
everybody from all the different radio stations, and it was
kind of a somber little thing where he basically said, hey,
we're all going to go home. If you're in sales,
work from home, if you're on the radio, then we
got a studio. Just we're in for months fallon and
I and Steve and Jenny were in separate rooms. Wow,

(10:34):
and never came. We had a panel of plexiglass between us. Yeah,
when we came back in the studio. So, what are
some of your memories of the pandemic. Everybody has got
one or two or more. I played a lot of
animal crossing, probably four hours a day of animal crossing.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I just remember obviously, like I remember losing my job.
So I worked at a theater and I lost my
job because no one was going to see everything closed down. Yeah,
And I do remember working my last day of retail
before we kind of went on furlough as well, because
I had a side job in retail and just putting
on so much hand sanitizer in that last like shift

(11:15):
of retail before they closed it down. But then other
than that, like the quarantine itself, like the a couple
of months where I just wasn't going to work. It
was just me and my roommate Daniella shout out and
we would just drink Bloody Mary's, watch RuPaul's drag Race
and go.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
On long walks. You sound like this time.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I, Well, it's a little bit nostalgic because I liked,
you know, hanging out with her and just kind of
like bumming around and having a good time. Obviously, I
don't like look back and be like, oh, I wish
it was still that time again, because I am a
person who likes to go out and do things, and
there were no things to do. So but I did
feel like all of my time off in my entire

(11:51):
adult life, because I'm overworked, all of my time off
came at once when I was when we went to quarantine.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, voughan, what do you remember like a powerful memory?
Because there's so many you could go on for a
long time, But what's a powerful memory of quarantine and COVID?
I remember because there was so much uncertainty.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
It was my freshman year of college, which had just
kind of ironically led into spring break. So spring break
went from one week to two weeks to like an.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Infinite amount of time.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
We were just off campus and I had to go
back to grab all my stuff, and I remember they
had us in like a line to squirt hand sanitizer
and all this stuff. And I think when we did that,
my dad started feeling like antibodies or something. And we
weren't short what was going to happen. So he made
all of us leave the house, and he was just
stuck in the house by himself, and he was like,
I don't know, Like I don't know if what's going

(12:37):
to happen next.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Well, we really were given the impression that we were
very very possibly going to die. Yeah, pretty much. I
remember telling Carson, I said, hey, because he came home
early from school and he was in college in Boston,
and I said, we are all going to know somebody
who dies. Probably somebody on this street will die, because

(12:58):
that's what we were being told. And we're not going
to get into whether it was a fraud or not.
We're not gonna talk about that. We're gonna talk about
how it affected you. So let's get either on the
phone or the talk back feature on the iHeartRadio app.
I'd love to I'd rather have your voice than read
a text, but I'll read text messages too. What was
your powerful COVID lockdown memory. Here's a couple of I've

(13:21):
got a bunch of these. We got married in Mexico
on March twentieth of twenty twenty, of about thirty six guests.
We invited. About twenty of them came. It was a blast.
It was fine with quarantine. I enjoyed being at home.
I remember playing animal crossing with Dave during the beginning
of the pandemic, because you can invite other people to
your island, and so we did. My memory of the

(13:44):
pandemic was taking edibles and playing RuneScape with my friend.
Some are fun, some are like not so fun.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Since I was working at Caribou with our lobby closed. Honestly,
it was a dream not having anyone allowed in. This
person says I was a new grad nurse and policies
changing literally every day. We're using masks and asking family
and friends to make fabric masks because the hospitals were out.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I remember that too, masking shortage. Yeah, and I remember
some listeners made us masks and brought them. Somebody was
so kind they dropped it in my mailbox. I don't
know how they found out where I lived, but they've
they put masks in my mailbox. So we got some
talk bags here. Let me play some of these. These
we're talking about the pandemic. COVID lockdown basically started five

(14:31):
years ago. Today. Let's say you have to do side
and I don't know where that came from. And uh,
just your memories of what you did and what you
remember from that time. Here are some talkbags. Hello.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
I am actually in New York and my memory was
that every day at five, everyone would go out of
their windows of the out of their windows and bang
pops and pants together for all of the first responders, nurses, doctors,
everyone who was helping keep people safe during that time.
So that was a lovely positive memory.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I remember one time they said, hey, if you're a musician,
go out on your driveway today at four o'clock, oh
and play music. And so Carson was home and I
played the ukuleles, so I got my amp. Carson we
set a snare drummed assymbol up there and he was
so annoyed with me, and I said, no, we are
going to play music in the driveway. And I got
video of it. So do you remember that. Yeah, he

(15:28):
was so annoyed, scowling the whole time. I was like, hey,
and the neighbors were standing across the street cheering, and
it was so cool. We had phone calls. That's what
we got here. We're just kind of like go back
to five years ago, not that it was a happy time,
but it's definitely something if you live through it, you'll
never forget it. Sharon. What do you remember about the

(15:49):
COVID lockdown pandemic five years ago? Sharon, So, I was.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
A teacher and I was speaking kindergarten and we were
distance learning. That it was really really, really heart because
their kindergarteners.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Can't even imagine trying to get a kindergartener to pay
attention on the tablet on learning wasn't happening.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Yeah, so it was pretty awesome that we ended up.
My co teacher and I made all forty six easter
baskets for the kids and went around to all their houses,
mapped out our roots, and we dropped off easter.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Baskets for each one of our kids. That is from
the windows.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
That is so beautiful. That is so cool. Sharon, good memory,
Thank you very much. Dawn. What do you remember about
COVID lockdown starting five years ago today?

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Well, first of all, everybody of course was you know,
trapped in their houses basically, but I ended up getting
COVID and ended up in the hospital almost dying from it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
And it was very scary because my husband dropped me
off at a big hospital. That's where they told them
to take me. And then I ended up at the
Festa Hospital and nobody could be with you at that time. Yeah,
so you're so sick that you just you know, and
you're trying to make decisions for yourself. It was just
a really scary time for everyone, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And some people who like you, got really sick. Most
of us, if we got it, we got like no
symptoms or a few symptoms. Oh I had it bad.
Did you have a bad?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah? I had it in September of twenty twenty, and
I was out for like I couldn't stand for too
long because I would get winded just standing.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Wow. Yeah, and Rough Carson caught it at the Halloween
party that year, and he was like he was like,
I don't know, he had a temperature and that he
was fine. But I remember the Star Tribune. I'll never
forget a picture of a guy just in agony on
the front of the Stars immune in the hospital with
COVID and he later died. And I think that we
there was so many people, we heard so much bad

(17:48):
news that we were all like, Okay, we're gonna you know,
we most of us willingly did the whole lockdown thing
because we didn't want to die. Lisa is on the phone, Lisa,
good morning. What do you remember about the pandemic five
years ago this week today?

Speaker 9 (18:06):
Yeah, she turned eight and it was the sweetest thing ever.
The neighbors made a huge sign that they put.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
In her yard.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You're talking about who your your daughter?

Speaker 9 (18:17):
My daughter turned eight years old, Okay, and said honk
for Ascelan's birthday. It was the sweetest thing. And there
was a big parade where all the neighbors drove around
right by our house and honks, and it was so sweet.
Its just I love that there was such a community
that came together over this time that was so hard.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Isn't that cool? Because I remember high schools didn't have
graduation that year. No, they had a drive through graduation.

Speaker 9 (18:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
A lot of people are texting in that they had
drive by graduation or that they didn't get to, you know,
walk during graduation or anything, so it felt like they
just didn't graduate.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We're gonna read some messages on the YouTube channel as well,
so if you want to descend in when they're we'll
do a couple of more of these and then we're
gonna do a flashback to a bit that we used
to do during core arantine. But I remember it was
Carson's birthday April first, so a couple of weeks after
the pandemic started, and everybody was like, oh man, no birthday.
So I reached out to everybody Carson ever knew in

(19:12):
his life, including his Scout leader, his buddies, I even
Ian Leonard over at Fox nine, who Carson always thought
was funny. I don't think Ian's funny. I think it's
an idiot. I love you and you know that. But
Carson always thought Ian was really funny. So Ian sent
Carson a little video, and I put together a video
of everybody wishing Carson on birthday.

Speaker 10 (19:31):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I still have it somewhere. I'm a couple of more.
What do we got some more text messages here?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I'm a police officer, and my memory of twenty twenty
was we still had to come to work and still
keep policing, but there was nobody out and it was,
honestly feel it felt like a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It did. He had to drive somewhere, Yeah, there's no
one around. There was no record time everywhere. I have
a couple of talkbacks. Yeah, yeah, let's do a talk back.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (19:57):
This is Shelby from Maple Grove during COVID, we actually
lived in Oklahoma, but I really kind of miss like bittersweet.
I guess obviously I don't miss being stuck at home.
But we used to have family Mario Kart time and
you would all just play Mario Kart Racers on the

(20:18):
switch and it was a good time.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
That was like one of the good things that you
were just with your family all the time, so you
could spend time that you didn't know you wanted to
spend with your sisters or your siblings and your parents.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Well, it's true. And you were all locked at home
and I had to come into work every day. We
couldn't do it. We didn't have the technology to do
it right. So I come into work, but we were
all separated. But I remember Carson was home doing door
dash and this kid couldn't care less about COVID. He
wouldn't wear his mask and he would put it on
before he you know whatever. And I was getting so
annoyed and he'd come home and I'd be like, don't

(20:48):
touch me until you change your clothes and wash your hands. Yeah,
stupid Carson. Yeah, geez, on the iHeart app. I mean,
I'm not the iHeart app on you two on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
We've got Someone says that I came up from Rochester
to drop my girlfriend off at MSP and we were
the only ones at the airport. It was quite eerie
and we had never seen anything like that before. We
got some more text messages too. I'm a firefighter and
we would do drive by parades for kids' birthdays.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
It was something new and special just for that time.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Someone else says, I used to drink full bottles of
wine every day. I honestly missed COVID early times. When
it was paused, life was paused.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It was in a way if it wasn't scary, and
it was scary for a lot of people. Yeah, it
was kind of a nice little break because you didn't
have to go anywhere. Yeah, you didn't have to go
here or there, or to church or travel or to
the gym. I have one more talk back. I think
this one's a big memory everyone can relate to.

Speaker 12 (21:46):
Okay, we were driving back from a vacation in Missouri
and hearing here in Minnesota that the grocery store shelves
were bare. Nobody could find toilet paper, and we were
scared to come home to the.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Annoying, you know what toilet paper shortage. Remember that people
yes toilet paper, I know, and there was no real shortage,
but people made a shortage. And I remember thinking like, Okay,
there's toilet paper over at the cub over in Plymouth
on Highway fifty five or whatever. Now go now, And
then somebody would call and go, yep, just got here.
It's all gone. So I just got the last package. Yeah,

(22:21):
and you're like, well, so much for that. I remember
Steve Lettart's wife, he was Steve was on the show
back then. She was out at a grocery store trying
to find toilet paper, and we had her on the phone.
I think she was almost crying because she couldn't find
any toilet paper, and we all thought the same thing,
like the stores are gonna be stripped bare of food.
What are we gonna do too?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Never got that bad? Isn't funny how we worked ourselves
up into a panic that In some ways I'm glad
we all lived and stayed safe, but at the same time,
there was no need for us to panic about food
or toilet paper right about those things.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I mean, not everybody lived in our fine, we're definitely
lost a bunch of people because testing it and saying like,
oh I lost this person, this person well, and that's.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
What you can remember. People were like, oh, it wasn't real.
It wasn't real. It's like, well, there's a whole lot
of people that died from the whole thing. So anyway,
let's go to the Dave Ryan Vault and play a
bit that you may remember during those weird weird days
of COVID d w B from the Dave Ryan Show Vault.

(23:18):
Quarantina is still Quarantine and home. Tina is our web
girl and she's kind of like socially like, she's one
of the friendliest, kindest people in the building, but she
also doesn't like going out, so Quarantine is really good
for her. The problem is she's kind of lonely in
her apartment away from gehre Bear. Her dad is her
favorite person, and I think it's her dad's birthday. So
let's check in with Quarantina nice late.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
And most her life doesn't like to go dat nice
pair in sake, Well if your life she does it,
sozes Quarantineina.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Annoy.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Hey, guys, it's me quarantina. Eight am. Today's the first
day in a while the sun was bright enough to
wake me up. It was super annoying, and I miss
the rain. Eight thirty. I've been starting my days lately
by trying to write a poem. Here's today's roses are read.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
No one is blowing up my phone. Nothing new there.
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
I'll always be alone.

Speaker 11 (24:33):
O n.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
Fallin keeps talking about how she's motivated to work out
in the mornings. Maybe I'll give it a shot today.
Nine thirty. Never mind, I don't think morning workouts are
for me. Actually, I think it's best if I just
stay in bed for the rest of the day. That ten,

(24:57):
I've been craving a grilled cheese sand much, but I'm
still vegan, so I can't have one. Ten forty five.
I've spent the last fifteen minutes watching grilled cheese videos
on YouTube carrot sticks. If I concentrate hard enough, I
can almost taste the cheese. Eleven fifteen. Everyone keeps talking

(25:21):
about how excited they are to hang out in a
group of ten people. I wish I had ten friends.
I just have Jenny and my dad, gearbar eleven twenty
today's actually Gearber's birthday. I think I'll text him and
ask if we could meet up so I can treat
him to lunch to celebrate eleven thirty five. I guess

(25:45):
he's already hanging out in a group of ten people,
so there really isn't a room for me to join.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's okay.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
I get that they don't want to break the rules.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Late and lost her life does it? Likes Ago a
nice pair and sake go if your life she does it?
Sozes coartinga.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Good job, Tina bringing the room up every time. It's
Quarantina on Camvia.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
That was from the day's line show vault on one
on one point three kd WB.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
A lot of people remember Quarantina. That's a flashback to
five years ago. We were talking about COVID. We never
ever talked about it anymore, not really because we got
past it. We're really glad we got past it. But
back then it was it was I mean, it affected
us in every way where we worked, where we ate,
what we did, and so that was Quarantina, a bit

(26:49):
we did on the show. A lot of people say
they remember it from back in the day. What is
Tina up to today. She's engaged. Day, she's happy and
she's engaged and she's delightful.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
And you know, well that quarantine a bit that she'll
probably be alone forever, so she jokes on her.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah right, just a couple of more text messages because
we're gonna move on a second. But there's so many
people that everybody has a memory. This is not one
of those things like tell us your favorite ride at Disneyland.
Well some people go like, I never been to Disneyland,
but everybody has his story about the quarantine and COVID.
Back in the day hand sanitizer you couldn't get it anywhere.

(27:27):
And remember there was somebody who hoarded like a warehouse
full of hand sanitizing and then they got arrested and
they had to give it all away. Do you remember this?
I don't remember that. I do.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean I remember all the hand sanitizer bits. And
then like breweries would make their own hand sanitizer because they.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Had that like alcohol. Oh really, distilleries would make their
own I you're right, yeah, that's true. Yeah. I like
this text because it's from a different angle.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I painted my entire house but also realized how much
I was not compatible with my fiance, unrelated to the
house painting, but it was a blessing in disguise. And
I know a lot of people who were in long
term relationships who then broke up. Like during quarantine, did.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
You realize you couldn't be around this person? Yes, all
the time? Oh that's interesting or.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
The opposite, Like someone else said in a text message,
I had a relationship start no more than a month
before the pandemic started. We stayed together through the whole thing,
definitely an interesting test of a relationship. But then we
broke up a year later, which was also me and
my boyfriend. We were like a quarantine couple and then
boyfriend was this the most recent one. Okay, we were

(28:30):
the like quarantine couples. So we're like, oh, we enjoyed
each other's company so much, and then when things started,
you know, opening back up again. My life went back
to normal, and then his was still we're gonna stay
inside all the time or do nothing. I'm like, well
we're different, but you don't notice.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
It until it changes. Yeah, So hey, thanks for I
wish I could read all these text messages, but there's
so many. Just something interesting to think about. Like, what
were you doing during COVID at the lockdown five years ago?
Today is pretty much. I mean, we had tickets for
Imagine Dragons were a littles or something like that, and
they were going to be like the AX and Carson
was like, let's go see the alumineers. And I'm like,

(29:05):
I don't care about the illumineers, but you want let's go.
And it was canceled, and actually I was kind of
glad I didn't have.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
To go for I like that you keep calling them
they are I'll I don't care.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I don't care. You can tell I didn't want to
go to the show. And Carson and I remember the ticket.
We said, oh, I think we got a refund on
the tickets. I'm like, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Just the weird, like random question. What did katw Be
give away for all that time that there were no concerts?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Pat on the back. I truly don't remember the coffee mug. Yeah,
I think I don't think we gave away anything. But
here's one other thing. We were all asked to give
up ten percent of our salary what for? Yeah, no, seriously,
sorry because and we gladly did it because people weren't
advertising because people, restaurants weren't advertising, airlines weren't advertising. Places

(29:54):
that you go weren't advertising. So the the income at
the station, the revenue dropped. It was like, yeah, you
wanted the radio station to stay open with the lights
turned on, will you take a ten percent pay cut
for a short time? And nearly everybody, and it was voluntary. Yeah,
but nearly everybody said I'd rather have the radio station
be functional when we come back. Then yeah, it shut down. Wow,
so interesting. Yeah, all right, it is kd WB and

(30:18):
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(30:44):
We'll get down to the wire, you guys, because the
this Sunday is the last day for that. We're going
to pick a winner and give out them tickets. I
get an email with a problem. Teresa says, not my
real name. I need help.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
My friend did a canvas painting of me and my
boyfriend at Christmas. I I look good, but my boyfriend,
let's just say she did him dirty. It's bad. He
doesn't have a chin or neck, and the painting makes
him look much larger. She also gave him dark circles
under his eyes, which is an insecurity that he already
has see. So it's something she could have left off

(31:17):
the painting and definitely something he doesn't want to look
at every day now. I remember this was a gift
for Christmas from her friend. She said, I wasn't planning
on hanging up. I guess what now She's moving in
with me in April for a few months because she's
getting a divorce. That means I got to hang up
the painting. She's the kindest person I know, so I
feel awful that I hate the painting so much. But
I'm wondering what to do about it. Do I have

(31:39):
to hang it up or just hope she won't notice
that is nowhere to be seen. Any help is appreciated,
I say I don't I'll leave it up. To people
who listen to the show, text me or call me
at six five one nine eight nine KTWB or text
at five three ninety two won or leave a talk
back and let us know whether she should hang the

(32:01):
painting up or just hope her friend doesn't notice. I
remember a friend of mine guy. It was so awful
and they're so nice. They got me a painting of
me and Josie and they had a friend of theirs
who was an artist, do some awful painting of me
and Josie. And I got it and I looked horrible,
and there's no way I was going to hang it up.

(32:22):
I threw it in the trash because I didn't know
what to do with it. Yeah, that's the worst, I think,
as a friend that would never come over. They don't
come to the house, they live in another state. And
I got it. It was awful. I threw it away
and they're like, oh, where'd you do that with painting?
And I said, oh, it's in my office. Yeah, it's
in my office. Oh great, And I kept hoping they'd
never ask for a picture of meat it up, threw
it in the trash. What should they do? Should they

(32:44):
hang it up? While the friend comes over, or should
they toss it in the trash and just hope it
doesn't come up? Let us know.

Speaker 13 (32:51):
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Speaker 6 (33:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Just the kids? You everyone to returned it? I see
sometimes it flaps in the wind, so I just want
her to thank you. Yeah, missus. Scarlett Johansson says she
doesn't do social media, and if you see her out
in public, she's down of the eye hoop and you go, oh,
I get a picture with you, She'll say no, and
she'll say, because I'm doing my own thing. I respect that.

(34:06):
And people would say, ah, you know what you'd be
noware if it wasn't for your fans. You know what,
Let somebody go to the freaking post office without you
bothered him for a picture. You know. Yeah, no, really
you have a different opinion.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I just feel like, yes, it is bothersome, but you're
also a celebrity. You kind of sign up for people
to like bother you. We talked about this a lot
with Chapel Rome whenever she just didn't like the new
things of fame, but that's kind of part of the package.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I would say, it's hard to put up with all
the garbage that people will write about you and post
about you and like you're washed up and you're horrible
and you're ugly whatever. I think that's But if if
I were to see Scarlet Johansson at the eye hoop
and she's over there with her kids or sister having pancakes.
I wouldn't be like Susan, I'm gonna go say hi,
I get a picture. I'd be like, yeah, Scarlet Johansson,

(34:52):
enjoy your pancakes.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I would just take a like a very covert picture
and like secret.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
And That's what I would do. But I wouldn't walk
up to her and be like, oh, excuse me. But
there are definitely people who there's a story, and I'll
tell the story again. Kirby Pucket was one of the
most beloved celebrities in Minnesota, and somebody we were talking
about him someday and so one day and somebody wrote
in or called in and said, he's a jerk. And
I'm like, Kirby, he's a jerk.

Speaker 14 (35:14):
Why.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
We were at Cucumbers one time and he died and
he was eating dinner and I sent my kid over
to get an autograph and he said no, And I said,
wait a second, Kirby Puckett was having dinner with his family.
He sent your rotten snot nosed kid over there to
get an autograph. Yeah, he's us, No he does and
then and yeah, so they thought Kirby was a jerk.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Though, I feel like So if Scarlett Johansson though, was
doing a meet and greet and someone said can I
get a picture with you?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
And she said no, that would make her bad, not bad,
but you know, like that's annoy sure for a meat
and greet? Yeah, absolutely, But I.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Guess yeah, if you walk up to her and she's
not planning on it, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I don't mind when people's like Bailey, me, well, nobody
wants a picture with you. You go, you know that
I'm Bailey from the Dave Ryan Show. And people like, yeah,
I don't listen to your show? Can I say why not?
It's great? Okay, let's do get some answers to the question.
So somebody wrote in and they said, okay, Christmas time,

(36:13):
my friend drew or painted a painting of me and
my boyfriend. I look fine, but they did him dirty.
He looks fat, he's got dark circles under his eyes.
He doesn't look good. We don't want to hang it up.
We didn't hang it up. Problem is, guess what she's
getting a divorced She's moving in in April in another
couple of weeks. Do we hang the painting up? What
do we do? Let's hear what you think and do

(36:35):
you have a story. Maybe your aunt bought you some
god awful Christmas sweater and you're like, thanks Aunt, Midge,
and then you like, you know, put it in your
donations bin and she comes over, he's like, where's that sweater?
And you're like, oh, what do we got.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
We've got some lots of texts that say you should
just put it up until the friend leaves and then
trash it. A lot of people say accidentally damage it
so then you don't have to hang out up or
say like oh my cat scratched it up or something.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
But this person goes one step further here.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
If the friend says anything about the painting not being
hung up, she should say, oh my gosh, I was
hoping you wouldn't notice. Unfortunately it accidentally fell off the
wall and the frame broke. So I would send it
in to get reframed, not for a minute, and think
it'd be funny if someone's like, oh, I don't know
how these darts got into the painting.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Here is a talk back with some more answers.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
I think, because I'm too much of a people pleaser,
I would hang it up somewhere where I don't have
to look at it all the time, like maybe a
guest room or in the basement, so it's still there,
but not there.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I guess a lot of people are saying, put it
in the guest room that she's staying in so she'll
see it, but you won't.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's you know, it's like
it's hanging it up. At least it's acknowledging the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I would just ask why, like was this intentional? Do
you not like my husband? Like how did you do
me so perfect? And he just looks like a slob.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I've always hated him.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Think.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I think that painting is one of those things like singing.
Hear me out. You can think you're a great singer
and you're not really a great singer because nobody wants
to tell you you're not a great singer. So when
you sing, people will go, oh, wow, job, good job,
and they'll be like, yeah, see, everybody loves me. Is
the same with painting. If you paint something, and like

(38:20):
Founta is a good painter, when she was like where
did you get this? Where does this ability come from?
Is she world class? Probably not world class, but she's
really good. Yeah, so people really enjoy her paintings. But
I know somebody whose friend is a painter. They're not
very good, but they charge and they have painting parties
where they come it's like jewelry parties. Come to my house,

(38:42):
drink some wine, buy some of my art. So they
go to their house and they have to spend on
you know, like fifty bucks for a little painting of
a butterfly. They don't want, but they feel like, you
know what I mean, obligated to buy something.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
When I worked back in retail, I had a co
worker who painted something for every single person that that
we worked with for Christmas, and bless their heart, not
a great painter, but really like loves doing it, so
we were also thrilled, like, oh, thank you so much.
My painting has been like leaning up against a wall,
like in my closet, like I can't see it because

(39:19):
it's not cute.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I feel too guilty to throw it out, but it
would just sit in the closet. Yeah I'm not putting
it up.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
So also like no one would want it, not that
it's because it's a bad painting, but this person painted
something specific for like each person, so it's like specific
to us why they paint for you a cat wearing
a little like Disney costumes.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I have never heard of anything more Bailey in my
life right exactly, which is why I've painted it.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
But then it's just like, oh, I'll just I'll just
keep this right here.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I love it all right. Anything you got on your mind,
you want to send an email and have us help
you figured it out, we would be happy to do that.
It is Katie gonna stur that pot coming up in
a couple of seconds for you. Ain't never you ain't
never more than thirty minutes away from Kendrick andcissit tickets
on KATWB Enemas trying to get your attention. You have

(40:18):
anema's hemorrhoids. No, what is like? What's embarrassing to buy?
We're doing brackets on this one. March is a month
of brackets. It's KATWB. You're never more than ten minutes
fifth thirty minutes away from Kendrick and scissit tickets. But
we're doing brackets and Enemas is probably going to win,
except there's one other category. How are we doing with
the brackets? On Dave Ryan Show Instagram.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
So we're down to the last four, we got Headline's
treatment versus enemas, and yes, Animas is slowly paving the
way with fifty two percent of the vote.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I would not be embarrassed for Headlin's treatment at all,
because every I never had them. Oh you've never had neither?
I don't think so. No, most kids do. It's not embarrassing.
It's like annoying. Not really, there's a kid and an adult.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I don't know how it beat yesterday, it beat laxatives.
I feel like laxatives is much more embarrassing. Headlights stream
but here we are. But yeah, so enema is beating
headline treatment. And then adult toys versus prep h and
of course adult toys is Landslide beating that one.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I think most people will buy them through the mail. Yeah,
and then says discreetly, tag great so it doesn't say
giant adult toy.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I'm sure if it doesn't come with like a big
old light that's in the arrow pointing to it.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yes, congrats on your new personal thing. Can you imagine
if you imagine if you buy something like that down
at CVS and the woman behind the counter is like, well,
have a good time tonight, You're.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Like they're just like, oh, I know this one's a
good one. I don't need your recommendation. I don't need
your recommendation.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Go vote on Dave Ryan's show on the Instagram or
the basically embarrassing items to buy, and we have the
pracckets go until Friday. Right now, though, let's see what's
on Vont's mind. It's vun stirs the pot. What do
you got going on?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
We briefly said this yesterday, and so I want to
dive into it because I agree that the Beatles is
a very overrated band.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I think that they are way over hyped.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I think they're honestly one of those groups that you
have to you have to like, you have to like continue.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I'm not I don't agree with you, but I'm gonna
let you continue before I interrupt. I think it's like
one of those who else would I put in there?

Speaker 13 (42:25):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I just feel like the Beatles is, They're well respected,
and I do think they have good songs. But nobody's
just getting in the car one day and saying, oh,
I want to listen to that Beatles, my uncle, No,
that's not happening. The Beatles wan like, here comes the Sun.
That's cute at the end of a movie. But other
than that, you're not listening to the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Okay, are you done? Go ahead? What do you want
to say? Because you want to fight? The Beatles are
proof that God exists. No, yeah, because Paul McCartney and
John Lennon wrote some of the most i would say
miraculous compositions of our recent time. Just some of the

(43:03):
songs if you think of the Beatles of like Here
Comes the Sun. That was George Harrison and that was fine.
But you look at songs like Penny Lane, you look
at songs like let It Be Hey, Jude Maxwell's Silver
Hammer I Can Go Yesterday was probably the most beautiful
song ever composed, or like a pop song ever composed.
So the Beatles they didn't just you know, compose like

(43:25):
you know, hard rock songs like back in the USSR.
They also did beautiful songs like the Long and Winding wrote.
And if you don't know that and you don't think
the Beatles are good, it's because you don't know what
all they wrote. I mean, they're their catalog is there.
It's vast. It's like they were so iconic that artists

(43:45):
are still influenced by them today.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I don't think they're not I don't think they're not
good like the Beatles. Is cool, they have some good songs,
they have a couple of hitting that.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
They have a couple of hits. I just think they're overrated.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
I think it's like one of those bands that you're
just supposed to respect, like Rolling Stone.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
That's another one. Rolling Stones, I think are overrated. I
think their music is like it sounds like a garage band.
To me, I don't like the Rolling Stones, but I
respect that some people do like the Rolling Stones. But
the Beatles have a million songs, from very melodic ballads
to hard rock songs to poppy songs, and that you
can't overrate the Beatles. You cannot rate them highly enough.

(44:24):
That's my opinion. No, you're not getting in the car
and saying, oh you're not. Absolutely you are. What song
you turning on? Are you getting in the car and
turning on Anny Lane for example? No? Yeah, I don't mean.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, you're not bumping the Beatles. Ever on a road trip,
you're gonna turn on the Beatles? Yeah, sure, absolutely? Being
like no, I'm just saying and I want you to
text somebody just did.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Somebody texted five through nine to one.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
The Beatles are complete snooze fest and overrated.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, people are texting, texting in and supporting. You say.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Culturally they're so important, but musically overrated as heck or
this person said Vaughn. I've always said the same thing.
The Beatles are so overrated, people tell me. But for
the time it was edgy blah blah blah. Okay, fair enough,
but no, And that's fine if you think that way.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean, you're never gonna talk me into liking you know,
I don't know you can talk about Beyonce. I respect
that you love Beyonce. I think Beyonce is overrated. I agree,
but okay, but I don't think I don't think the
Beatles can be rated highly enough because they didn't just
write poppy songs. They wrote amazing, timeless songs. Have you
ever heard A Day in the Life by the Beatles?

(45:36):
It is probably the greatest Beatles song ever composed.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Really, I know, like everyone has their favorite Beatles song,
and I don't know, I feel like I'm kind of
I'm Sweden in this situation. I'm in the middle here
because I understand the importance of the Beatles culturally, and
they were very significant at the time.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Socially as well.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
But I also don't really go out of my way
to listen to the Beatles just because of the sound
of their voices.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'm just kind of like, eh, but there are songs
that I do like the voice of an angel.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I know, but it's just like, I don't know. The
way that they all sound together makes me a tiny
bit uncomfy.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Very tight three part harmony.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
But someone did text in coming for me saying Elvis
was overrated and I'm going to actually fight them, so
but I'm probably the same vibe too.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, Elvis is also proof that God existed. No, I agree,
because Elvis's songs were amazing for its time now see
you and not none of us were around back then,
so we don't realize what an impact he had. But
not only was he talented, had an amazing voice, the
songs were great, but he was a gorgeous, gorgeous creature.
So that is proof. He could have looked like a

(46:41):
stump stump and that would have been very unfortunate and
he would have never been Elvis. But because he was
so bangable that that's it's proof that God exists the
same way the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Vont text message says, I used to feel the same
way until I actually listened to the Beatles' music, not
just the five popular ones that Vont is talking about.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm officially triggered.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I've tried before, and I just it's there. I'm not
saying they're bad, it's just overrated. It's not worth like so,
I've seen so many articles that say to the greatest
band of all time cap lies.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Well, then who's the greatest band of all time? I
don't know, I'm not I don't have that answer. I
don't think.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Dade was calling the Lumineers illumineer like ten minutes ago,
and he just kept saying it confidently. On our YouTube live,
somebody said cold Play throw them in the conversation overrated.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay, oh, I thought they I think cold I think
I don't think Coldplay is overrated. Chris Martin is a
great songwriter. That's the key. If you can write songs,
you'll be around a long time. The Beatles, they wrote
amazing songs. A lot of pop stars they fade away
because as they get older and less marketable, they don't
get the best songwriters anymore. So that's why the Backstread

(47:48):
Boys blew up because they had great songwriters, and then
as they got older, they didn't have the songwriters anymore.
That's why the Backstread Boys don't have hits anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I wonder, can't something just be regular rated, not overrated,
not underrated, just moderately. If you want to do this
is rated fine. I feel like the Beatles are just fine.
They're rated fine, they're appropriately rated.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I'm surprised with how many people are texting agreeing, But
if you want to keep the conversation going, because people
always send me videos like this is why this is
blah blah blah. My Instagram is at vant league. I'd
love to go back and forth nice.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I mean, we could go on with this a long time,
but we've got to move on to more important things
like being at Dave and Busters coming up on Friday night.
We're going to be there from four until six in
the afternoon, and we'd let to have you come by
so that the grandy reopening of the DNA location in
Southdale Mall. We're all gonna be there. Hopefully, Genny, you'll
feel back to coming back to work and she'll be

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there too. We're playing games, we're drinking alcohol, We're eating
burgers and chicken strips and things like that and salads
if you whatever it is. We're playing video games at
David Busters. I'm very excited about it because I love
Dave and Busters. So if you want to go, we
will see you there on Friday. You're never more than
you're only a couple of minutes away right now from

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your Kendrick Con. Sissit tickets on one on one point
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