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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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today and we're suggesting that you donate to kdwb's Christmas Wish.
So if you do, send me a text and I'll
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to calculate my donation thirty two dollars. Thirty two dollars.

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(01:17):
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(01:40):
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I'm going to donate because it's tax deductible, but it
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(02:02):
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wish or Dave Ryan Show on Instagram. Game time, you, guys,
we're gonna play face off. Ont is gonna give a category.
You get a name as many items in that category

(02:24):
as you can. Red foods, Bailey go.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Red food wwizzlers, redvines, apples, pomegranates, plums.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Let's see uh red hot mera, Nara hot Tomali's peppers.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, good see you did, you did very good. That's
the way the game works. You'll be named a bunch
of the categories. I will try to beat you. I'm
gonna leave the studio because I can't hear your answers.
I'll return in a moment.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, bye bye all rye David go check on that
turkey he's leaving. Yea, David smoking a turkey face giving
a first there's small sloga. All right, Bailey J.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm ready, hold on, let me keep track. Jenny's not here,
so we're like one.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Who's gonna do the tally marks gosh okay in fond Okay, ready,
Bailey J. I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Your first category is things with wheels.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Cars, trucks, bicycles, tricycles, uh, a gator, a golf cart,
an airplane, a train, a carriage, a buggy A.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, gosh, you still decent? Yeah, decent, decent? All right.
Your next category is TV stations or channels.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Go, w C, C O, Cara Levin, MTV, FUSE, VH
one E, Bravo, PBS, TPT, the History Channel, the Food Network.
What's TPT. It's like another local station. It's like PPS

(03:59):
but for low can anybody you text income from that?
PPT is a real thing, my friend, mascots for them?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Okay, Well, your last category, Bailey Jay is household cleaning
products and.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Go cleaning products.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
A vacuum, a rag, all purpose cleaner, carpet cleaner, toilet
bowl cleaner, the scrubbing bubbles, vinegar, the don don can
you give me don please? It was right after these
give me give me don It was in my brain.
So what is scrubbing bubbles?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's what is that? Scrubbing bubbles is for the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, devid, Okay, well he's coming, all right, good luck.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
How's you're smoking?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is smoky? I put some packing tape over the gaps
in the lid so it won't smoke. It is getting
smoky out there, you guys. Seriously, A bear came in
with a shovel and said, what's going on in here?

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Okay, all right, Dave, going to kick it off with
good luck things with wheels and.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Go skateboards, roller skates, cars, bicycles, airplanes, trains, match box,
hot wheels, wheelchairs, Rascal scooters, and the bus.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Okay, if you give him the bus, you give me
my last one.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
No, I'm not giving him the bus after all right, David,
after I got Your next category is TV stations or channels.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Go, ESPN, NBC and CBS, M S, n B, C MTV,
t N T Fox, uh uh.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
T t LC, Bravo. Dave has real TV. I haven't
had a real TV in forever. My TV is Netflix.
How many channels are there?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Your last category is household cleaning products.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Go, Clorox wipes, Clorox, uh, Wind, decks, Pine, saw, Mister clean,
Formula four oh nine, grease relief. I d bit downy tiede.
I don't know if softeners.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I think we both did the same kind of okay
on this round.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
First off, TV stations and channels, Bailey, you got ten, Dave,
you got just in the nick of time of eleven,
so that one goes to Dave, where do.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
We go next?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
The TV stations, channels, things with wheels. I'm sorry that
was the first one. TV stations and channels. Bailey you
got eleven, Dave you got nine, and then last but
not Lea's household cleaning products. You could tell Dave has
been cleaning a lot longer than Bailey because Bailey got seven,
Davey got ten.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Yes, talk about it all the time, all the time.
Daddy Bear wins face off time. Shout out to Carla
or Kayla. Kayla's been listening for thirty years and donated
thirty dollars to Christmas Wish. Donate a dollar for every
year you've been listening.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
If you want to donate more because you've been listening
for two years, then that's fine too. KDIEWB dot com
slash Wish will be back one hour commercial free and
we're gonna do a War of the roses, a really
awesome war of the roses if you want to call it.
That comes up at seven thirty five. Hey, gonna get
some shout outs for give to the max Day today
because it is given to the Max Day and we're

(07:28):
encouraging you know, giving, of course, but one of the
things that we're pushing is Christmas Wish, which is a
legitimate five zero one three ceed text deductible. Thanks to
youth Link for being our partner, Thank you. And then
so you can donate all you want, Donate what you
can afford, donate what you feel is fair. And we're
suggesting one dollar for every year you've listened to the show. Yeah,

(07:49):
here is one. It says, I just donated sixty five dollars.
I've been listening since day one with Dave, and I
doubled it since he has double the fun. I like
that I'm double the fun you are. Indeed, Also Terry says,
I just donated. Love that you do this every year.
Happy birthday, Emma, she has turning twenty years old. The

(08:10):
day's had a golden birthday. I think it is. Yeah,
oh wow, happy birthday from mom and dad. We are
so proud of you. And somebody says they don't give
their name, but they said I'd like to get a
shout out. Headed down to Kansas City for my twenty
eighth birthday. The party with my cousin let the birthday
Shenanigans begin.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Whoa, Yeah, I can't city.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's all. Everything's up to date in Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, they've gone about as far as they can go.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
They've gone and built the skyscraper seven stories.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, that's a that is asbout as high as a
building auto grow.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Everything in Kansas.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
City, they could turn whenever you want to meet with
every kind of comfort, every.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
You can walk to the rain and.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Never come about as far as they can go. Yes,
sir gone about his thirsday.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can oh wait, Jenny books.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
The only time I'm allowed to sing is when we're
singing Oklahoma Baby.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That is from Roches and Hammerstein's.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Thank you very much, appreciate that. All right, moving on,
we are doing Give to the Max today, so if
you want to donate, please do. It helps out Christmas
Wish so much. We just love doing Christmas Wish. It
starts up in a couple of weeks and obviously the
more money we have to spend, the more people we
can help out. And you know, I'm going to give
you credit for being a generous, caring person, but a

(09:34):
lot of the time we don't know what to do
with that generosity and that care. So we make it
easy for you. So I really want to help people.
I really want to volunteer, but I don't really have time.
Well that's okay. You can just donate to Christmas Wish
and you're helping people out with just three minutes of
time to donate online on Dave Ryan or katiwb dot
com slash wish. Oh hold on, I think the phone

(09:55):
is ringing. Let me get that.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Hello katiewb Okay, Dad, eat me, Bernard, you're shit.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh it's Bailey calling to pretend that she's my dog again. Hi, Hi, Bernie,
what's that Bernie.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
It's been a while since I've got to call it.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
It has been a while.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, I have been people been asking about me.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Not a soul, No, Bernie, I'm sorry, not a soul
has missed you at all. No, Well screw them then,
yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Hey, I just got in from outside in the backyard
and Stella was out there.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Stella is the neighbor dog, a little chihahwa that Bernie
has a crush on. Yeah you who?

Speaker 7 (10:32):
She puts me in heat? Dad?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Really, yeah, I can't help it. She's got of boobs out.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah she doesn't. She doesn't cover the boobs. That is true.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Yeah, boobs are bouncing and bouncing.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah okay, Bernie.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Okay, but in her defense, I also have my boobs
out here.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, that's true. I know you do.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Guess what.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Guess what what, Bernie?

Speaker 7 (10:55):
I got door dash?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
You got door dash?

Speaker 7 (10:57):
Yeah, Mom gave me the credit card, so I got
a fee Okay. I got a smoked beef marrow bird.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
I got some peanut butter can early Okay. I got a.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Takuti, a charcootery bart bloozy dogs.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
And then I got a bag of flaming hot Cheetos
and some Twizzlers.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay, good, that's great, Bernie.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
I got all those luxury treats are buried in the
backyard in different places. I can enjoy them later, but
I couldn't wait. And I just ate all the Cheetos
and the liquors though. And oh what.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh is that your belly?

Speaker 7 (11:32):
I'm starting to feel it.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Oh no.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
Again, I think I got it.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It sounds like you already went.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
I'm gonna head in the basement. That carpet feels the
best on my butt. Okay, bye, Labrador.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh no, okay, bring back Jenny. Is the dumbest bit.
I don't know why we continue to do that bit
and people call and go, that's really funny. Welcome back, Bailey.
I know you're down the hall doing your Bernie bit.
Okay apparently so uh it is time for Dave's Dirt
on KWB on kd WB. Let's get started with the dirt.

(12:17):
There is a big scandal over the Miss Universe pageant
because apparently they're supposed to crown the Winter tomorrow night
in Bangkok, Thailand, but there's everything from a vote counting scandal.
Three judges have walked off of the panel, and then
one judge is apparently sleeping with one of the Miss
Universe contestants. This is messed up. I mean, you figure
you gotta something. Is like as stupid and outdated as

(12:40):
a Miss Universe pageant in the first place. I'm sorry,
I just think I don't those pageants used to be
so popular and people would stop on Saturday nights and
watch Miss USA and Miss America, and I think it's
just become you know what. I admire the women who
were in them because they're accomplished, and they're fit, and
they're beautiful and they can play the cello and all
these things. But it's just it's like just parading women

(13:01):
around on a stage in a bikini or in an
evening gown just sounds like so nineteen seventy.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
One to me, Yeah, Bill dated, I feel like, obviously
those women are you know, accomplished and are you know,
getting stuff done, especially if they have like a talent
or something, and there is a lot of work and
effort that goes into beauty pageants.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I just wish we didn't have to do them.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Maybe it could be like an accomplishment thing instead of
a beauty thing. You know, like, hey, who's the most
accomplished woman? And then you get one that kind of
looks like Igor from Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Right, Yeah, but she's got skills, but she can play
the cello.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, exactly exactly. That would be cool.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
So Ariana Grande is going to be going on tour,
her Eternal Sunshine Tour. Yesterday, she said that it's probably
going to be her last tour for a very long
long time and she'll potentially be like retiring from music.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
And focusing on acting. But she has.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Hinted that on this tour she plans to invite her
girly pal Cynthia Arrivo, who plays Alphabet and Wicked. Ariana
Grande plays Glinda and Wicked like best friends in the movie.
So she's planning to invite Cynthia Riso as a surprise
guest on this tour.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Of course, she is, well, yeah, I mean it would
make sense.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Apparently they've been talking for months about which songs to
sing from the musical to duet on the tour, and
I don't I'm looking up the tour right now because
I am curious if it's coming here or not.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And it doesn't look like it is, but.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I wish it was because now I kind of want
to see it if it's going to be like.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
The last time. You know, this story is pretty random
and cool.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
So there's a bunch of college students that we're at
the University of Texas might have helped solve a thirty
year cold case. So the story is a twenty five
year old woman was killed back in nineteen ninety one.
Nobody ever got arrested for it, so there are criminology
students at the University of Texas.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
They went through all the old evidence.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
They realized the lady she was friends with had a
motive and an alibi, no alibi, oh no bye sorry,
And cops announced this week that they arrested the woman
for murder. So here's some of the students at the
University of Texas and police along with the daughter of
the woman who was murdered. We had to come through
about four five hundred files photographs from a crime scene.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Miss Perkins new information that only a killer would know.

Speaker 9 (15:06):
I am so grateful for this program, and I am
so proud of these students at UTA, and I'm so
thankful for what they have done and the time that
they've spent in the effort they've put into this case.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's really cool.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, it's like, I mean, you want kids that are
practicing criminology and probably like law to learn firsthand while
they're solving an actual case.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
It's real practical.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
That'd be cool in like your criminology like five oh
one class in college, they're.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Like, Okay, solve a murder.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Your final project is solving a murder, must murder it's
not And once you go buy from target, which are
also difficult, right, exactly sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
If you've never played you got the Family coming in
next week, you've never played one of those murder mystery
games too. They're so fun, but buy a new one.
Don't buy one online that's old er on buy a
new one, because we played one with Chase and Maddie
my son and his wife a couple of months ago Phoenix,
and it was probably five years old and the links
and phone number didn't work anymore. So it's like a

(16:06):
murder at a hotel and you have to call the
hotel's phone number and there's a clue on the voicemail
and then you go on the hotel's website for a
clue on their hotel and the links were broken. So
if you do a murder mystery family kind of thing,
they're so fun, they really are. I would say get
one that's moderately easy if they rate them, because you're

(16:28):
just gonna get frustrated. It's more fun to solve it
than to not solve it. But get a new one. So, hey,
I've watched that bean Eddie, the Eddie Murphy documentary.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, what would you think?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
He's so good? He's really. I mean, I am old
enough to remember when Eddie Murphy came up and how
awesome he was and just like how different he was,
and he is just the chillest human being, and he
talks about why he doesn't do stand up anymore and
some of the bad movies that he made and some
of the amazing movies that he made, and he's just

(16:58):
so chill. I just love that show.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Kind I started, I haven't finished it, but just to
see Eddie Murphy also has done literally everything, you know,
the acting and stand up and sketch and it's just
like there's very few people, well I don't know about
today anymore, but like from that time that could do
it all like him.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
So it's gonna be a Eddie if you haven't seen
it on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Frozen three is coming out. It's already on the books,
I mean not coming out. It's gonna be a couple
of years. But Disney has already signed Kristen Bell, Josh Gadd,
and Adina Menzel to return to voice Anna Elsa and
Ole Off the Snowman, and each of them are taking
home sixty million dollars. So for Frozen two, they quote
unquote only made fifteen million dollars, so sixty million is

(17:40):
quite the hike. And they all negotiated together on the
new deal to guarantee that they were all paid the
same amount.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh cool, which I.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Think is kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
So Frozen three is due at Thanksgiving in two years,
and then Frozen four is also in the books, but
has not been scheduled.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Enough with the sequels, make something a richer makes money
though makes money, Bailey, you know a little bit more
about the story than I do. They think that some
rapper in the UK is Timothy Challamey.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes, indeed, his name on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
He's like famous on TikTok is s D Kid, And
now everyone and their mom is like, hey, uh, you've
never seen s D Kid and Timothy schallame in the
same room, have you? So there's a conspiracy saying that
they are the same person. And the rapper never has
his face exposed and only his eyes are visible, and
they match Timothy Shalamey's eyes.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Isn't it interesting that we're living through the new Brad Pit,
the new Leonardo DiCaprio, Like Timothy Shallamy is that guy,
even though I don't get the hype.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Because I haven't seen him act before.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh I don't know. You say you compared him to
Brad Pitt is like the big actor right now? Like
will he have the endurance of like a Brad pit
I mean, Brad Pitt's still making movies that are like,
you know, huge box.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Of what was the last one? Did he overrate? He
did f one?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Okay, I haven't seen a Brad Pitt movie in a
hot minute, but I agree that, like I, Timothy's Shallomey
and probably, in my humble opinion, like Jacob ELORDI are
probably like the actors right now, there's gonna be somebody.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, there's gonna be somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Michael B. Jordan ooh, yes, he's another one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
So apparently Timothy Shallamey like was rapping at a talent
show in high school under the name Timmy Tim and
he has four acting roles done a British accent. So
now all of these people in England they're like, he's
s D kid, He's s D kid.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Here's the clip of him back in high school.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
Tail Timmy Tim.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It's trying to do. My name is Timmy Tim?

Speaker 11 (19:29):
Hold up your pants Uli hooku shah picked my way
to see from France.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's LELK Simmy Tim. I am a boss. You really
like my shirt?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Should I take it? Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
TD?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Wady girl?

Speaker 11 (19:39):
And you know what's Kame Cuddley say and ahuma, do
you know about my douggies?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Pe have music covering in it?

Speaker 12 (19:46):
Back?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
What's wrong with that kid? Does he think that he's
black Chop Timmy Tim And he's like just pouncing around stage.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
He looks so young. Yeah, I mean well, it cracks
me up in the same way the Ryan Gosling video
of him and the hammer Pants from thirty years ago.
And Ryan Gosling's on it like a dance show and
there's all these cute girls in the background. They're all
about twelve years old, and Ryan Gosling is killing it.
It's like dang, and you forget that these actors come
up with the show biz parents, the theater stage parents

(20:15):
that are like, oh, you got to go to dance lessons,
singing lessons and acting lessons. And that's why somebody like
you know you go way back John Travolta, he could
sing grease, he could act pulp fiction, and bet Ryan
Gosling is the same way. Yeah, and then there's people
like us who we can barely tie our shoes.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah. I can't do any of them, can't do none.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Of those things. But that is the dirt brought to
you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's in
Jewelry Law. I want to shout out Mike who listens
to the show, just donated a dollar for every year
to Christmas Wish, thirty one dollars. Somebody else says, you
know what, parents with kids in the back of the car,
have them donate six to seven six seven. That would
be great. So if you got kids, say, guess what,

(20:57):
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to Christmas Wish. And when you donate, send me a
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so we can say thank you for donating a dollar
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slash wish on Give to the Max Day, we'll have
a total for you this time tomorrow or Dave Ryan
Show on Instagram. I won't be able to give you

(21:20):
a shout out for a little bit because we're about
to get into War of the Roses. But maybe if
you love War the Roses, it's free. It's free every
Tuesday and Thursday for years. Would it kill you to
donate because you love War the Roses? No, maybe donate.
I don't know. I don't want to pressure you, but
if you can't, please do that War the Roses right now.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Peace of advice.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Your social company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It's War of the Roses on Katie WB. As of today,
we've done three forty two War of the Rose I
believe that three nine and forty two. And we've never
had this situation before. This is a new one. Wow
that I Sometimes you think I'm never going to get
a new War of the Roses. Yeah, but this is
a Let me explain what's going on. I have two

(22:07):
women on the phone right now and I wrote their
names down. It is Lydia and Christa. Krista wants to
do War of the Roses. You're dragging Lydia along for
the ride, kind of, would you say? Right? Yeah, okay,
So let's start off with Christa and Lydia. You're also there, right, Hi? Okay, okay?

(22:29):
So two friends room, you guys roommate, your roommates together.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
Yeah that's rare.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Okay, Christa, tell me what happened and why you are
both here.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
So Lydia was out of town one week recently and
I was having issues with the toilet like it wasn't
flushing properly. So I don't know how to fix it myself.
So I asked her boyfriend Patrick to come over.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
To fix it, and he did, and he got kind
of flirty with me, and I always thought that he
was kind of hot.

Speaker 13 (23:06):
So we ended up both flirting with each other and
we almost kissed, but I stopped it because I was like,
this is this is getting to me too much. You know,
I can't I can't do this. I can't do this
to Lydia. So I stopped it. But he would have
gone all the way, I think if I hadn't stopped it, Okay,

(23:30):
And yeah, and I told Lydia.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I was just gonna ask Lydia, how do you feel
about that, Lydia? How what she then told you about it?
How did that make you feel?

Speaker 14 (23:43):
You know, I'm still uncomfortable whenever I hear that come up.
Honestly devastated because it kind of felt like emotional It
was like emotional cheating.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
And yeah, like I want.

Speaker 14 (23:59):
I really want to marry him.

Speaker 15 (24:01):
And so.

Speaker 14 (24:04):
It's hard because yeah, christ and I are good friends
and roommates, and also Patrick, we've been together for five years,
so this is like a really big challenge for me
right now, and I'm pretty pretty lost right now.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, I don't blame you, but I but do you
are you forgiving Christa for you know, I wonder how
often that happens. It's like, oh, you're a little flirty
with your boyfriend's girlfriend whatever, I don't know, whatever the
case may be. But then you go, no, I can't.

Speaker 13 (24:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I mean, at least she stopped it, because, like I mean,
I've lived with roommates before and sometimes their boyfriends have
been over at the apartment without my roommate there, and
so like I'm saying, hey, at least she stopped it.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
But I can see where Lydia might be.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
You know, yes, in the first place, christ give her
a little bit of credit for telling her, Yeah, because
she didn't have to at all.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I think one of the reasons. I'm gonna guess that
maybe one of the reasons you told Lydia was because
you wanted her to find out that her boyfriend is
not exactly the most reliable boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yeah, exactly. I'm just thinking, you know, if he tried
to hook up with me, then what else is he
doing potentially behind Lydia's.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Back, you know, and that's why we're here. On More
of the Roses. Okay, So you told Lydia that you
almost made out, almost hooked up with her boyfriend. And
I'm not going to ask for the dirty details, but
it sounded like you almost kissed and then the last
minute you said I can't, I just can't. So yeah, exactly, Lydia,

(25:42):
you're on the road to forgiving Christa, but you want
to find out what's going on.

Speaker 14 (25:49):
Yeah, well yeah, Chris has been telling me that, you know,
he could be capable of so much more like worse,
So you know we'll see today he is Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, so we've never had a war of the roses
like this. Okay, stand by, We will call in a
second and we'll get a hold of Patrick to see
who he chooses to send roses to.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Time to pull out those receipts.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Part two or the Roses starts right now on KDWB.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay, a little convoluted, but it's interesting to dig in.
So two women are roommates. One of them was out
of town, Lydia, and so Lydia's boyfriend comes over to
fix the toilet while they're together. Remember, they're not boyfriend
and girlfriend, but it's Lydia's boyfriend. They start to get

(26:41):
flirty and touchy feely and huggy, kissy and whatever, and
they're about to make out, and as I'm pictured into
my mind, they're just like in a movie or a
TV show where two people are about to kiss and
one of them goes, oh, no, we can't, we can't,
I can't, I can't do that. But he was perfectly
willing to. So she tells her friend Lydia. When she
gets back, she's like, yeah, me and this guy, your boyfriend.

(27:05):
I got to confess to you. We almost made out
but I stopped it. But I think you should know
Number one, I feel guilty and I'm terribly sorry, but
he was perfectly willing to carry it on and we
could have done a whole lot more. So what we
want to do is call him and see whether he's
also got somebody else on the side, because it sounds
like he's got a certain willingness to cheat. Yep, let's

(27:27):
make the phone call right now. Remember both women are
listening in as we make the phone call.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Thank you so much, Patrick for doing that survey.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
As a thank you, we would like to offer you.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
A dozen long stem, romantic red roses to be sent
to whomever you would like. All I need is the
name of the person who you'd like to send the
roses to.

Speaker 15 (27:54):
Oh uh, okay, great, let's send them to Lydia.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
All right, fabulous, I've got that name down.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, so far, so good, So far, so good. Poo,
things are going to break down really quickly here. Let
me explain what's going on. First of all, I have
two people that want to say hi, and I want
you to try to guess who they are. So on
the count of three, just give me a hello, one, two, three, Hello,
Hello Patrick? Can you identify?

Speaker 13 (28:25):
Can you like?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
This is Katie WB we're on the radio right now,
and we had got a phone call Patrick. My name
is Dave, and that was Bailey and then Vauntage here too.
There's a whole room full of people, including your girlfriend
Lydia and her roommate Christa, and that's who is on
the phone. Is that crazy?

Speaker 8 (28:47):
That is very crazy? What what is happening?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
So we set a trap for you to see whether
you would send flowers to your old friend Lydia, because
we had talked to Christa and she was telling us
how you and her all most made out a few

(29:15):
days ago when you came over to fix the toilet
and then you were about to kiss and then she's like, no, no, no,
I can't do this. Lydia and Christa wanted to find
out if you were maybe, like I don't know, being
unfaithful and seeing other girls that you might send flowers to.
But you chose. You chose Lydia, So that's good news.

(29:35):
But you have to but you did, and the secret
is out now that you and Christa did almost make out.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Yeah, that's not what happened at all. Oh what No,
not not at all?

Speaker 14 (29:54):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Well?

Speaker 15 (29:57):
I so I was there to fix your toilet like
you asked, uh Christmas, trying to hit on me, make
out with me and I shut it down?

Speaker 13 (30:10):
What? No? True, that's definitely not what happened. You're the
one who initiated it and I stopped it.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
And that is not what happened at all.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Krista, what did happen? What? Patrick? What? What did happen?

Speaker 15 (30:29):
I was sixteen her toilet, she was getting very flirty.
She tried to make a move. I said no, and
I walked out. That's what happened.

Speaker 13 (30:41):
No, that is not what happened. You were the one
who is getting flirty with me, and I was just
you know, reciprocating your energy for a little bit, but
ultimately I stopped it because I couldn't do that to Lydia.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (31:00):
No, that's again, Christ, like, I didn't want to bring
this up to her because like, you guys are living
together and there's you know, that whole situation.

Speaker 8 (31:11):
But that's not what happened at all.

Speaker 13 (31:15):
Do you think i'd actually tell Lydia if I was
the one who started it?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yes, I thought the same thing. She would have never
brought it up.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Really good point.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
If she would have brought a crystal, she would have
never said if she like was like making the moves
on this guy, yeah, she would have never got So
she went to Lydia as a friend to say, I
want to let you know, number one, I feel guilty,
but also number two, your boyfriend is perfectly willing to
hook up with me. You might want to reconsider whether
this is a good boyfriend or not. Right, there's a

(31:44):
bunch of text messages about the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, this one says Christ has no friend.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
She encouraged the situation enough to boost her own ego
and hurt her friend, but then stopped it at a
level where she could still deny wrongdoing. And then she
told the friend and pushed her onto the radio to
create drama. Ooh, someone says, sounds fishy a broken toilet.
She thought he was hot anyway?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Come on, I think that didn't we get the vibe
that they'd always like, she's like, he's hot. So I
think they'd always maybe had a little flirty flirty, but
now opportunity meets horny and so they think. But but
she didn't have to tell her friend about it.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I wouldn't admitted that I thought he was hot though. Yeah,
that was weird.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
But because now if I'm Lydia, the girl who was
out of town, I don't trust you.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't trust that he came over. You guys almost kissed, but.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You're never gonna trust him together again. Will you ever
trust your boyfriend again?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
He says that he didn't do anything, though. Is he believable?

Speaker 7 (32:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
It's a tough situation.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, this text says, this girl Krista does definitely does
not have her best interest in mind. She's just in
it for the drama. She doesn't care about her friend's happiness.
It's attention seeking and she needs to go to therapy.
Lydia would be better off without her as a friend.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Wow, right, let's find out. We've got on the phone
here on katiewb Paige with some opinions on War of
the Roses bisy He said, she said they both claimed
that the other person started flirting inappropriately. What do you think, Paige?

Speaker 12 (33:16):
I think she should lose the friends. The friend knew
she was going to be out of town, and so
she sets it up because she said in the beginning
that she had a crush on him.

Speaker 14 (33:25):
Lose the friend.

Speaker 12 (33:26):
And if this guy is cheating, she'll find out in
two times.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Lose the friend. So you think that she set this
up because she knew that he was going to be
out of town. Come on over and fix my toilet.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
A lot of people are saying that they shouldn't trust Christal.
Chris is the one who invited him over for to
fix the toilet. Chris is the one that almost kissed.
I don't know who started it, but the fact that
it almost got there.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No, not a good friend.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, it's a lot of people are saying that, like
she Christ is the one who's the evil villain here
because they say, whoever tells the story first controls the narrative,
And she told the.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
She did tell the story first. You got to get
ahead of the whole narrative. That's a very good point. Yeah,
that is War of the Roses. Any other We had
probably fifty or one hundred text messages on this.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Just someone else speculates that she got shut down by
Patrick but then got scared he would tell Lydia, so
she concocted the story.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
So she's controlling the narrative by being the first one
to say it.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Either way, think about it. If you are the boyfriend
of Lydia and your Lydia's best friend hits on you, you're
gonna want to tell Lydia your best friend hit on.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Me, right, why didn't he?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Or I've got a story. When I was my first
girlfriend ever, Vanessa went over to my best friend since
Kindergarten's house, Scott, and Scott was more handsome and more
charismatic than me, and Vanessa laid down on the couch
and put her head on Scott's lap and said, you know,
Dave and I are going to break up sometime soon. Anyway.

(34:55):
I was like, I was so good. He called me
right away, he said, get out. He called me right
away and he said, yeah, your girlfriend was just over
here trying to, like, you know, hook up. And I
was like, oh.

Speaker 13 (35:07):
Nuts.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
But I love Scott so much that he didn't do it.
And he called and tell me that he did that.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
She did that right, So that's why I'm thinking, Hey, Patrick,
why didn't you say anything? So it's I think both
of them didn't do something good.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
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If you want to hear classic War of the Roses,
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(35:41):
Max Day today. Donate online kadiwb dot com slash wish.
I tried it out earlier this morning. It works fine.
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(36:06):
lot of stuff going on. It's time to think. Thanksgiving, guys,
is a week from today. So every Thanksgiving we bust
out this song on kd WB. We got in the car.

Speaker 16 (36:27):
We drove real far to my Mamma's house, and I
see he go. We passed French Lake and Fostern Lake
and a bunch of other lakes at noon.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Who ride My cousin Brian and I. We both said
our hellos. As I walk inside. My eyes got real
white as something filled my nose.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Because I could smell them balm. The sit hands drifted
down the hall. I didn't care about watching football. All
I wanted was some art neat, Yes, I love some.

Speaker 14 (37:17):
Art.

Speaker 16 (37:17):
Need my grandpappy he said, let's eat, and I.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Was first to sit down.

Speaker 17 (37:27):
I reached across for cranberry sauce and yams with melted marshmallows.
But I saved a space of big spot on my
place for what I knew would come next. I took
me a leg, and I have to say it was

(37:48):
quite a good leg because I.

Speaker 11 (37:51):
Ate the food of Bam. If I could, I'd eat
it all. I also drank a lot of apps, Oh
go home, and I hit on my cousin paste because
I ate the bad ball potatoes rolls.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I ate them all.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
My gut looks like a basketball. Now I want to
do is take a nab. Yeah, take a nap, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Take right now, we are roasting a turkey, smoking a
turkey in the hallway. Now, I know you don't usually
smoke meat at work, but I've got that countertop. It
looks like a crock pot smoker and it smokes pretty good.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I know you don't usually smoke a turkey at work.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Not usually. No, you usually maybe bring in like a
hot dish or something. But the oddest thing we've done here,
what is the oddest thing we've ever done here? You
do the chair off the balcony or you see it, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
We did the pickle in PEPSI. I think.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
A lot of odd DJs just do wacky stuff, you remember,
but this one is just because we are we just
want some turkey? So hey, I gotta give a big
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Shout out to Sarah over at Broadway Pizza. She isn't
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of them, and she says, greetings, Dave Ryan Show. We're
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(39:46):
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Rogers Shout out Rogers yeah, and Saint Anthony, so they
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I think that that's amazing, amazing serious, that is so cool.

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is basically it's like we do a couple of charity
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