7am Hour - Harumph

Bailey recounts her time on The Date Night Podcast, we make our predictions for Song of Summer, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Haiti w B.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good morning, It's Monday. It is the second day of
June Pride Month, and I'm also gonna be shout out
to Eden Prairie, the city of eating Prairie. Schooner Days.
Schooner days, How was it was awesome? VN. I was
coming home from I went down the lakefield to pick
up the motorcycle had been repairs. Coming back and drolled
by a sign at a stoplight that said Schooner days

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eating Prairie this weekend. I'm like, bout Chileng's awesome. So
we gather up the kids they're two and four, and
then take Carson and Susan along. We head her to
eaton prairie round Lake and they had like the carnivals
and all that, and they had the rides and all
this stuff. So little Evelyn is two years old and
there's this thing that it's kind of like a maze,
and you crawl up a net ladder, like a ten

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foot tall net ladder. Yeah, to scramble up the net ladder,
then you go down a slide and blah blah blah.
So she goes up this several times and then I
couldn't see her get to the top, and I'm like,
what is what?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Why is it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And so there were these ten year old boys, about
five of them, little who uligans. They're running around and
they're way too fast, and she couldn't get up the
rope ladder because they would shake it and because they're
climbing up past her and she couldn't get up. And
I go in there she is dangling, no, by her ankle.
Oh my god, dangling by her ankle, I know. And

(01:20):
I was like, i put on my boy scout leader
dad voice. I'm like boys, and that got their attention
really quick. Yeah, and they were good kids because they
weren't like.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Screw you, you faddled out. They just start dangling, shaking
you get right exactly. I got beat up by a
bunch of ten year old boys. No, they were very respectful.
They're like any ten year old boys. They just needed
somebody to give them a little, you know, a little something.
Here's here's Evelyn dangling by her ankle.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Cry out because she got her rope her foot stuck
through the net and then she's dangling and she couldn't
go anywhere dangling like that for like fifteen minutes. I'm
exaggerating a little bit, but funny. Shout out Schooner Days.
The price on rides needs to be lower. I will
tell you that one Okay, next year, Schooner Days officials

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make the price on rides a little bit lower. It
was sticker shock, like, what, well it costs five bucks
to get on a ride?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
M H.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Baily had a more interesting weekend than me, though. Bailey
went to the date What is the Date Night? Podcast?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
So, actually Jenny told me about the Date Night podcast
a while ago, and I applied for it because, you
know what, I'm living for the plot all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I just think, why not do fun cool things. So
the whole.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Idea is that they have so it's a podcast, but
they also have like a Twitch stream and it's live
with like in front of an audience. So there's one
bachelor or bachelorette. They're called kings and queens, but for
the sake of everyone knowing what it's talking about, Bachelor bachelorette.
And then they have three contestants that they go on
ten minute dates with. Technically they're blind dates, but you

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sit and you talk to them and they can look
at you, okay, And so then they go on three
different dates and then at the end and they eliminate
one person and then pick one person to go on
a second date with.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So that's the Date Night podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
So last week, like Monday or Tuesday, I got asked
if I would be on for that coming Friday as
like a last minute add in, and I was just like.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You know what, fine, sure ahead, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
It sounds fun, and it was really fun. I was
the first date. And my casting agent lady, she said
she wanted me to go first because she knew I
could hold a conversation and it would be like a
really boring first date. And that's true. I did hold
a really good conversation. Jenny was there, she's there, she did. Yeah,
and it's on it's on Twitch still. You could still

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like watch the video back if you wanted to and
see what it was like. And I just had a
ten minute conversation with this man named Matt.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
So everybody watches and less while you're talking.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, And they also have little like red and green flags,
So if they don't like something you say, they'll wave
the little red flag, and if they do like something
you say, they'll wave the little green flag.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I got a lot of green flags, you guys. He
did a lot of people liked me.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I don't recall any There was maybe like one red
flag when you brought up, like one thing about theater,
but there were a million green flags in that time.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, so I got a lot of a lot of
green flags.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
And then at the end, so he goes on three
dates and then there's like a surprise fourth date. Oh
my gosh, what to like, I don't know, get you
off guard. And then at the end we all like
go up there to sit down, and he eliminates like
one at a time, and then it was between me
and probably his the worst date that he went on,

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and it was between us.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
So you were not the first eliminated, not the second eliminated.
Now you were the final two.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I was in the final two.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So he had four women and he eliminated the two
that were probably the best matched for him.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
First why, I don't know. He had his own reasoning
that I'm sure had.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Kids and he wasn't interested in kids. Yes, And then
the other girl, they he didn't like that she was
like playing to the crowd. It felt like she wasn't
there for the right reasons. I think I know the
vibe he got. But they were in terms of like
similar hobbies, probably.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
They were the best matched.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
So once he got rid of her, I was like,
oh my gosh, I'm gonna warnin.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm about to win this. How strange.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
And then he eliminated me and he said it was
because of my cat, because he has dogs, and he
said my dogs would probably kill your cat, and also
I'm allergic.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And I was like, all right, well, that's.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Fine, bye, and like went to go hang out with
my friends for the rest of the night, and he
came up to me later on to be like, hey,
you're really great. Sorry, and it was clear that he
just came up to talk to me briefly, and I
was like, that's cool, and I kept trying to talk
to him, but then he was clearly like looking at
something else. I'm like, you do you buddy. It's fine,
it's okay. But yeah, it was a fun experience. And

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then literally the next day he messaged me on Instagram
saying he wasn't attracted to me and that's why he
didn't want to say that in front of him.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Why would he even bother to say that.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yeah, I texted me his message and I was like, bro, oh,
this is unnecessary information.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
What a claude hopper is? This guy used to like,
you don't have to reach out to somebody and go
you could say something like, you know, I'm just not
really into your cat, or you know, your radio job
creeps me out. I didn't even talk, No, I did it,
but to say to reach out and say something negative
like that, I just wasn't really attracted to you. What
a claude hopper? This guy is right?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
And I mean I did respond, and I said, yeah,
if you had because he said I should.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Have just said that and instead of making it about
your cat, because the cat thing was just a trivial
thing that I was using as an excuse.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
And I said, yeah, had you said that.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
In front of three hundred people, you would have gotten
the villain edit. I hope it goes well with other
girl that you picked, like it was.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Let me, can I just time in really quack here?

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Bailey hands down had the best date of all of
them in my opinion, in terms of conversation.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Did they have a lot in common?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Not necessarily, however, I felt like you guys were super
vibing with each other.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
And then the girl he picked was kind of.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
The highest.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's what you could maybe arguably say she was the
most attractive and so that's why he picked her. But
like the worst date, she was the worst state of
all four of them. In my opinion, I didn't get
the vibe at all. I felt like she was being
a mean girl at moments, and she looked like this sometimes.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And I'm sorry, I mean she was.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
She was really nice when I when I met her beforehand,
she looked at my earrings. I was wearing earrings that
said welcome to Flavor Town. And she looked at my
earrings and she took one in her hand and she goes,
oh my gosh, welcome to flavor Town.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Are you trying to be funny?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
And I said, girl, I am funny. But anyway, it
was a super fun experience. And because I didn't get
picked as like the second date, I'm still in the
like pool, like the roster pool. So I can end
up being on again, either as a contestant, or I
can be the bachelorette and go on three dates with

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three differents.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
So I told the casting lady, I said, if you
get any curly, brown haired guys with glasses and a mustache,
maybe it's like an artist type.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, no noice me. Now you're narrowing your focus way
too much. I remember years ago we got a letter,
back when people mailed letters. She sent in a picture
of herself and she's like, I'm single. Can you help
me find a boyfriend. I'm not picky, but I do
need a guy who's got no facial hair. He's got
to be at least six foot tall. I don't want
a guy who's got extra body weight. I do need
a guy who's into like And she narrowed the field down,

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and it's like, you said, you're not picky. Sometimes you'll
put somebody will be out of your criteria round yeah,
and they'll be just the perfect one.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, I will.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Say that this guy wasn't necessarily like my criteria. But
when they so, when they sent me the picture, I
was like, mmm, you know what?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Well, I mean you're not gonna you have to marry the.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Guy, right, Yeah, I mean I'll always I'll go on
a date with anybody.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
But you've heard it, hear folks, I mean six My
friend Archie is back on the phone.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Archie we did get to talk to somebody said where
can I watch this if you go on like twitch,
just like the Twitch website and just look up the
Date Night podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's the most recent one and I'm in.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
The first I'm the first date, so I'm I think
I come in at like minute twenty eight something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Very cool. Well, it was you know what you you
would be a good catch for the right guy. Yeah,
you know you're You're an acquired taste. And I mean
that in a good way. I didn't like it all
when I first met you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That likes you.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think you're all right? All right, shout out to Megan.
She's graduating high school today, so proud if you Megan
from Mom you gotta graduate. You want to give a
little shout out to We would love to do that.
We'll do that. D coming up on KATWB also twenty
minutes away from calling out a name for the weekend
concert tickets. Will tell you if you haven't qualified yet,
it's really easy to do and I'll tell you how

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to do that next on Katie W. Well, I get
some people mad at me up in Coon Rapids.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
What did you do now?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I made a funny little post on the Instagram. Dave Ryan,
I'm not I'm sorry. On Facebook. I think I made
on Instagram too, because they're dismantling. They took down their like,
you know, seventy year old Coon Rapids water tower they
disassembled that, they tore it down. They're putting I guess
a new one up. So I posted a picture and
I said Coon Rapids is dismantling the water tower after

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studies show Coon Rapids only drinks Hams and no one
takes a bath. And now most people thought it was
really funny. I got two hundred and seventy four comments
on it and two point two likes, smiles, laughs, whatever, yeah, reactions.
And there were some people who didn't like it at all.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, what they say.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Veronica says, weird because I showered twice a day most
days and I've lived here in Coon Rapids for over
thirty years. Might maybe try updating your stick. Also, I
don't drink hams. I don't even drink beer or any
other alcohol. Really sounds defensive. And then Mike says it's
a joke. Kindly move along. Chris says, Veronica, you must
be fun at parties. And then there was a bunch

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of other people who thought it was funny. And then
a lot of other people who said, you're still on
the radio, can't believe they're propping your old body up
and putting you on the radio.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I was wondering what that stick was that's behind you.
Is that for propping you up?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah? Exactly, Yes, thank you Bailey so covin rapids. I
know you know how to take a joke, and also
you drink a lot of hams, and then people like
they don't even make hams anymore. It's like, oh my god,
trying to explain a joke to people. I don't know
if they make hams anymore. I didn't do research on
the joke recently.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's actually delicious, and you had hams recently.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I'm more of a grain belt guy, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Both so good.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
And I'm figuring if I say grain belt enough on
the radio, they'll bring by a case. Okay, maybe a
keg will put a keg arraider over here. Yeah, all right,
is Katie w be Okay, So here's how you win,
and the weekend tickets coming up in twelve short minutes.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, go to katwb's Instagram and there's a weekend post
right at the top. You're going to click on that
post you're going to tag your concert buddy in it,
whoever you want to bring to the concert, or you
can take a friend whoever. You just have to take
someone in it and be commenting on it, and then
you're entered in for this contest. We're going to call
a name at seven thirty five and that person has
ten minutes and thirteen seconds to call in. So you

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have to be commenting on the posts for us to
be able to call your name.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
So go to KATWDB one oh one three KTWDB on Instagram,
follow us if you don't already, and then just comment
something like I want to win, and then tag a friend. Yes,
we'll see that. We'll pick one at random, and then,
like Jenny said, you call your name out, you call
us back.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
How simple as that one text messages. We're rounding these
up here. They absolutely still make hams. My dad ordered
one this weekend. Good to know we have.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The breweris in Saint Paul, Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Is that where it is? Okay? Another one says I
live in Coon Rapids. I thought it was hilarious. I
send it to everyone. People need to relax, Bailey, that
dude was an a hat douche you looked amazing and
are so much smarter and cuter.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I was in the audience this text says for the
Date Night podcast, and Bailey was too good for that guy.
My seat neighbor and I were both KWB fans, so
we were cheering Bailey on and you should have won it.
But we didn't like that guy. I'm sure he was
a great guy. You know who knows. He was probably
just a little bit nervous and maybe you know just
I mean, but that he that he called you the
DM the next day and said it just wasn't attracted

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to you.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Like.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
The wise, you don't need to say that. Yeah, you're good. Yeah,
just keep it in, just keep it to yourself. You
didn't see the guy right day.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, I never saw the guy giving. I said this
to Bailey Friday.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
He's giving Jason or Travis Kelcey like bro, but dohead ish.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Bailey and I both agree though, that he was a
little more attractive in person than like what you saw
on like a picture.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm watching the video right now, the actual live stream
of he had really pretty our show.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Bailey said it to me, she wanted me to look
at the guy. Okay, yeah, here y' sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm doing wordle during the show.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Bring it back, Bring it back to the show, please.
Jenny's been on REDDITA well.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
We'll get to the second as soon as I finished.
Connections are whatever. Shout out to Jack. He is starting
his big boy job the day after graduating from a
two year h back program. We're so proud of you.
In his words, let's go, Let's go. Jenny's been on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
You guys want to.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Have set a friend at seven twenty in the morning. Yes, okay,
I'm gonna ask you a question, and you have to
pick a friend. You're invited to a restaurant and can
bring one person with you and if they judge or
complain about the food, you win twenty million dollars. Who
are you inviting and so explain who that person is.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I will go first.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Okay, I would invite someone who I am no longer
really friends with but used to be very close with.
Their name is Munha, and she I had something to
say about every single thing. Maybe the food wasn't hot enough,
maybe the drink wasn't strong enough, maybe it was a
little too sweet. Something was always wrong when we went
out to eat. And now mind you She's worked in

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the service industry before, so usually those people are a
little bit like less judge of stuff, but she was not.
So I know I'm winning that twenty million dollars if
I'm bringing her along.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, Bailey, Yeah, I'd bring my mom, bring Mama Ronda.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
I wouldn't say she necessarily is like a huge complainer,
but on an entire plate of food, she'll like really
love one thing, she'll really love another side, and then
one side I don't know, it would have like a
weird piece and.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
She'd be like, this isn't cooked correctly. Because my mom
does cook for a living.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
That is her thing that she does, so she can
judge food, and I allow her to judge food. So
I would win twenty million dollars if I brought my
mom to arrest.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Does she send it back? No, she'll never send it back.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
But like even if we went to a very fancy,
fancy restaurant, nothing on the plate is perfect, but it
could be yeah, she just had a handle.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
And then you would get the twenty million dollars.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
What exactly I'm taking Alissa's dad, Charlie, because he is
just like me. Where yes, we will always find something wrong.
But also things just happened to Charlie. Well, he went
to I Hop once and there was I'm not gonna
say what happened, but he had an issue in his food,
and it was like, how does this happen?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's like one in a million.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
And he'll be the guy that's like, yeah, the drink
isn't strong enough, or like, really that's what you asked me, waiter,
like maybe the way they asked him what he wants
to drink, So he'll find something a bit about.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
It's his favorite pastime and I love it all right, David,
I would like to say me, but I really don't
complain about food, Yeah, I don't. Really, you're not a
lot bitch a lot about other things.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, like going out to eat.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I really don't. I'm really not really super picky about
things like that. Susan really isn't either. I really can't
think of anybody. It'd say probably my friend, my childhood
friend Mike, who complains about everything too slow, the beer
is warm, Oh this sucks, So I'd say probably my
friend Mike.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Would you complain about like the service though, because you
seem like that type.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh it was bad? Yeah, I take note, baby. Yeah,
they sat down after we did, and they've already got
their food. They haven't even taken our order yet. I
would say, perrump, that's a word. How do you see that, sir?
H Are you U? M M p h h hurump
got it?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Adding that to the dictionary, submitting it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Five minutes away. Don't move. We need five more minutes
of your life for you to win the weekend tickets.
The weekend is coming to us Bank Stadium. What two
weeks away?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, let's see from this Saturday. A week from the Saturday,
so about a week and half fourteen.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Baby, Okay, listen for your name. Be ready to call
us back. Have your phone ready six y five to
one nine eight nine KDWB, you call us back. You
are going to the show and then fallon and cold.
Have another chance this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
About during their show the same way.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
On one on one point three kd w B, Let's
get right into Dave's Dirt. The Dave Ryan Show one
on one point three kd WB Leelo and Stitch was
number one of the box office over the weekend. I
think Mission Impossible came in second. I've heard it's really good,
but it's about three hours long. Yeah, SI was really

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good too.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
A listen. I saw it last week. We talked about it.
I Alyssa cried like four times, so wow, yeah, kind
a lot. Take that how you will.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I don't think I want to go to a movie
we're gonna cry four times. Well, it's an emotion, like
a good cry because of what happens in the end.
No spoilers, which was weird for me because I've never
even seen I've seen the original one one time I
was in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's different.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I have no recollection of it. Yeah, it's different. The
ending is different.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, So Taylor Swift is all over the dirt today
because she was able to buy back I guess apparently
she made so much money on this Eras tour that
she was able to buy the rights to her own music. Now,
the way it works is when you are a new artist,
which she was at one time, you don't have anything
to offer to the record company in exchange for them

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promoting your music, so you give them the rights to
your recordings. So they owned the rights to her recordings,
and then she didn't like that, so so she eventually
bought them back.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You want to guess how much she paid. Don't look
it up.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Not vote no. One point one billion.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Three hundred and sixty million, which actually is a deal.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
I feel like because when they were first reporting this
like a week ago, I swear it was like in
the billions that they were.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Saying, yeah, you would think so three hundred and sixty
million does not seem like that much.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
No, not for Taylor Swift at least that woman that can.
That's like a one hundred dollars bill. Yeah, now it's like.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
A snort cash.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Also, the trailer for Happy Gilmour too is now out.
My name is Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Thirty years ago, I decided to give golf a try.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
But even when you're at the top of your game,
you can always shake horner.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I can see the happy.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Happy Gilmore is breaking in getting another caddy. You just met.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Happy Gilmore didn't have things flowing on the first tulf.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Trivia question for you. Who was his nemesis in Happy Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I've never seen him. I shouldn't know that.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
The handsome looking guy. He was a jerk, I know.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
And he had like a name that like really does.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Like a golf name.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, yes, I don't know fer Woods.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Shooter mccabbon Shooter. I don't know if he's gonna return,
but I hope so. Bob Barker will not be returning.
But we all remember the classic fight. Did you just
see you know, the classic.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like punch Bob Barker, Bob Barker punch.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
They fight and it's vicious and they roll around. Yeah,
and then one of them said, I think Adam Sandler
says the price is wrong, bitch, and then he hates
Pop Parker.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Shooter McGavin did that commercial during the Super Bowl this
last year for Unreal here in the Twin Cities that
our front Tina was in. Oh, the guy who plays
What's Unreal. It's a clothing company. We have a lot
of katiewb stuff through them. It's really nice clothes, but
it's and you nurl. So they do a lot of
partnerships now with Athletic Apparel. I think they've got some
of the vikings whatever. But yeah, the guy who played

(21:30):
Shooter McGavin was like the star of that commercial. And
then Tina that used to be on the show, she
was in my commercial too, so he was in the
Twin Cities.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Wow, all of these like sequels and remakes and everything.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Clint Eastwood has something to say about it.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Actually, he's ninety five, and he says filmmakers should do
something new or stay at home. So he's actually not
all that thrilled with remakes and sequels.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Well, there's only a finite a number of ideas for
a movie. The plot, don't they say? Every story is
one of seven stories?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, like the hero's journey.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, and then there's like boy meets girl, loses, girl wins,
girl back. There's like only seven stories to be told
unless it's Napoleon Dynamite. There is never a movie and
there never will be another Napoleon Dynamite.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, it's a top tier.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Don't They say, though, Bailey, that they're thinking about doing
a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite. Did you tell me that?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Did I know?

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Maybe not.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I hope they don't because you cannot repeat something that
is perfect like that.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
They did try to do an animated series, and I
was so excited to see the animated series, and Carson
and I watched about ten minutes of the first episode,
I said, not looking good. For the twentieth anniversary of
his song Your Beautiful by James Blunt, remember that one. Yes,
he reveals that it is actually about being high on

(22:54):
drugs and stalking someone else's girlfriend. Here's what he said,
twenty years ago. Today, I released a song that bought
me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high
as a kite on drugs stalking someone else's girlfriend would
resonate quite so much? Thank you? You guys are beautiful.
I didn't know. I thought it was just like you're beautiful.
It's true.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I thought it was like a sweet, a sweet lovely.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I bet it was played a lot of weddings, probably
dance it was, but it was Oh did you hear
this story? Oh this is a good one. So the
Royal family, this just gets dirty and nasty. But I
mean to tell you a little bit about Victoria, not
the Royal family, sorry, Victoria Beckham. Here's what happens. So
it's a little bit convoluted, but follow along. So David

(23:38):
Beckham and Victoria Beckham, they're married. They've got a son
named Brooklyn, and he did not go to dad's fiftieth
birthday party. Why because Brooklyn's wife, Nikola doesn't like Victoria Beckham.
Nicola was in tears at her wedding in twenty twenty
two because Victoria hijack the biggest night of her life,

(24:03):
so they hired the singer Mark Anthony, and before breaking
into the first dance song, Mark Anthony asked Brooklyn the
son to the stage and followed it with the most
beautiful woman in the room tonight, come on up, Victoria became, well,
of course, the bride is the most beautiful woman in
the room tonight, not the mother of the groom.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Gosh.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
So apparently, Nikola rushed from the reception hall crying, and
the newlyweds had been planning on dancing to the song
together against at the wedding reception said it was such
a jaw dropping moment that it left the whole room
in absolute shock. I wonder if Mark Anthony meant well
but then realized what he did after the fact, and

(24:50):
it just got that like that thing where your body
just goes oh and you feel like you got a poop.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
It's like I feel like usually it's like the maid
of honor or the best man that make that ok
at the wedding that makes everyone uncomfortable, not the performer.
But also, let's be honest of all the Spice girls,
Posh always came off as you know, posh, yeah, braddy
and snobby. And I feel like we've seen her in
her reality show and she seems sort.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Of quirky and fun.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Sure, but man, all these stories coming out about her
being this awful person doesn't surprise me because she was
Wait wait.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait, it's We're to call
a name of someone who followed Katie WB on Instagram
and then made a comment like whatever a post and
then tagged somebody. We've chosen a random one out of
the thousands of people who have done this. We're to
call your name right now, and I'm going to start
a timer on my iPhone and you get a call

(25:44):
within ten minutes and thirteen seconds, as in one oh
one to three, Jenny. Yes, let's get the name.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Okay, So we have their Instagram handle, and the Instagram
handle is Sammy dot Hartisan. So Sam, I H A
R D I S O N Sammy dot Artisan. So Sam,
and call in right now, and then you have to
tell us who you tagged in that post in order
to claim that you are the winner.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
God what if she forgot God know, she has a
whole list of people she could have tagged, But I
guess that's the way we prove it's actually hers, Is
that right? Okay? So okay, Sammy Hardison calls six five
one nine eight nine kt WB tell us who you tagged?
Well know, that's kind of a verification process, and we
will get you tickets for the weekend coming up in
two weeks at us Bank Stadium.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
While we wait, can I mention something that popped up
on our YouTube live please? So over the weekend, Jenny
posted a picture She's holding a wifey bag, and everybody
in their mom commented, Jenny, Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
My god, what's going on? Are you engaged?

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Jenny said, quite the contrary, Jenny. Right now, if you're
watching our YouTube live Dave Ryan TV, you're wearing.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
A ring on your finger.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
It's because and you're messing with it, so we're making
it obvious. So somebody commented said, Jenny, the ring.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I'm sorry, are your ring finger?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Because it's what's the story here?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
It's my slimmest finger. Okay, look at it literally is rusted.
It's not a nice ring. I think I probably can't.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Believe your husband didn't give you a nicer ring wedding day. Diamond.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I know seriously, he did not go to wedding day.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
You have little sausage fingers too, so I can see
how you don't.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Really, that's why I always wear it, because it's like
biologically they made my ring finger the slimmest, so that's
the finger I always wear a ring on.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
If I have a ring on, what I'm wearing it?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It says Johnsonville on the side of the.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Back yellow STONI go Pediphison.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
You can't call a little bit a bison right now
and get out of my face, can you?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Son of I'm calling HR right you can't just the radio.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
You can't just okay, hold on a second, I'm calling
HR on you right now.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm just gonna side with us. I swear.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
So infuriating. Hello a tar Yeah Hi, it's Dave. Oh god,
what well. I don't appreciate that attitude. But Jenny on
the radio just called me a bitch. Well, you are
a bitch.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Okay, you are a bitch.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
And also what happened, Also what happened when you were
in Yells? And did you eat a whole bison yourself?
You got you gained quite a bit of way. Honestly,
you look real fat right now. You can't call me.
You used to turn on the side and you disappear.
You turn, you blocked the entire you fatty mcfain.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Hand me the phone, Bailey. Yeah, here you go, calling
HR and just call it coworker fat especially to their
face behind your back is one thing I'm looking out
for you. Hello, it's Dave again. Oh god, okay, Well,
now Bailey and Jenny have ganged up on me and
Jenny called me fat. Well you are fat? Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Oh she had a little pep in her stuff on
that one.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Did we get a winner?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I think somebody's on the Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
All right? Who is the winter's name? Jenny? Who's the
winter's name?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
So?

Speaker 5 (29:12):
The winner, according to their Instagram handle, is Sammy dot Hardisan.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
All right, Sammy, is that you? Yep? Sammy Hardisan? Yep, Sammy?
Who did you tag in your post?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
My husband?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Dalla?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Just like that?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
You literally told me to call literally.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yell okay, so did you hear it or did he
hear it?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
He heard it?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
That works too, you know what that works too. You've
now got tickets go see the weekend on.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
June fourteenth, so next Saturday.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay, good job, Sam that's the way it works. This
was played perfectly. That's the way it works. Sammy, enjoy yourself,
have a great time at the weekend, and thank you
for listening to KATIEWB.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You're welcome. We're gonna do this again later on this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Yeah, so listen to coltson fallon and Colts at four
thirty five. They'll have another name, and then we will
have a name every day this week, seven thirty five.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay, it's time now for the song of summer. We
go ahead and put everything on the line and predict
the song of summer for the you know, for the
summer of twenty twenty five. Last year, I think we
all did pretty well.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
So I think I chose Shaboozi the bar bar song,
and that was one of Billboard's Songs of Summer.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
It was Bailey chose Chapel Roone and she was on there.
Now I'm blinking on what I chose. You chose Post
Malone and Morgan Wall.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, that's right. I had some help, which I think
you won. Yeah, I think it got the highest one.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Okay, okay, so now we're gonna choose the song of summer.
Now we really have nothing to go on except just
pure gut and insturgram.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
There's not a lot of like bangers out right now
that we can grow in.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
You're right, there's nothing that's like wow, that's such a
great song.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
A lot of emotional songs, but like summary.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, but you don't really you want a song that
you can imagine being on the lake, yes, or you
want to like you know, you're writing down three ninety
four with the windows down and Katie to be turned up.
That's a song of summer. I'm going to go with
this one for song of summer. If you can picture
yourself weakeboarding to a song, then it qualifies for a
song of summer. Yeah. Kind I'm a big wakeboarder.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
No, I'm not. I could not whatever, I could not
get up on that. I'd tumble off. Try it again,
Dave tumble off, Try it again, Dave tumble Off.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You got this?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
So there is mine my song of summer. Hiboozy, good news, Jenny,
give me your song of summer.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I went with the one that we started playing a lot,
but it popped off pretty much right away, and it's
Alex Warren's ordinary.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I can see that one but you know what, I
think you're right. It's not quite one the summer vibe,
but it's pretty close. Bayley, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'm taking a huge risk.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I'm taking a really big risk here because this album
didn't come out until literally Friday. But I think it's
it's got.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's got summer vibes.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
So I picked Miley Cyrus end of the World's not
in the World.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
I think you have a good chance because the Yeah
album drops Friday, but the song has been out for
a couple of weeks. This was like the first single.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah that has got. This's got some summary vibes, very summary.
I like it. Okay, what's your song of summer?

Speaker 6 (32:31):
So this one is not hit the radio waves yet,
but it's Benson Boone, so it's bound to eventually.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's called mystical magical stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
This's got a great hook though. Okay, there they are
the songs of summer. We're gonna put these in a
mayonnaise jar. We're gonna put them on a little slip
of paper sticking in a mayonnaise jar, so that's safe
and secure. Put it on the back porch of the
radio station.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
I thought we're gonna bury it. We're not gonna bury it,
and we could bury it, but remember the time we
buried it. You're right, we couldn't find it.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
We can't find it because we love you in charge
of it and you would lose your head if it
wasn't attached.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I can't believe to you, Jenny, I missed you so much.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
There they are the songs of Summer.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You play one of them?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I think we should.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I kind of want to play the Miley.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's exactly the one I was thinking of. Yes, let's
play New Miley. End of the World. Is it the
song of summer? Time will tell somebody said that sounds
like abbah.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, a lot of people think true.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, this Bailey song Selection four Song of the Summer,
and we'll see what happened.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
It is the second day of Pride Month. I want
to remind you one of the Twin City's finest delete
athletes is going to be hosting the Twin Cities Rainbow
Run Pride five K no Dave Ryan, Twin City's elite athlete,
hosting the Rainbow Run and Kids Rainbow Dash on June
twenty ninth. Tickets with the five K go Fast, get
him at Tcpride dot org.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
So you know, are we all doing that the parade
this year? I know I am.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
It's the last one I can, the last weekend of
the month. Yeah, that plans.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh, honestly, I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I hate doing parades, and you're out, hey I'm not here. Well.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I support Pride, I support parade, but doing parades is miserable.
The only fun part is when you're actually in the parade,
your steps. Then screw that, I'll do my treadmill. So
you get to a parade, Yeah, I've done a million
of them. You get to a parade, you stand there
for three hours because they make you get there three
hours early. You stand around, Yeah, you talking to your
co workers. Pretty soon you don't have anything left to
say to them. Yeah, you're like, oh, are were starting yet? Oh,

(34:41):
we're finally starting. Here we go. Now you have fun
for fifteen minutes. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah. Then you get
to the end of it and you realize you're three
miles from where you park. I'm not doing another parade.
I have a one thing left in my life. I
will not eat Brussels sprouts or do another parade.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm with you there, I don't need anything green.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
You guys want to do the Pride parade, you're my gas.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I'm gonna I'm gonna be gone.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Make sure you get a ride from the end of
the parade back to the start.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Of the rock Dave, because I'm actually an elite athlete
like some.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
I saw the video of you running the other day.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I at least I don't know if I look as
stupid as you did. We both pretty.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Everybody in the comments that Jenny looked better than all
of us.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
She did at sobody A friend of mine comment, and
this is what your friends do because they love you.
They go, Dave looks like he's running like everything hurts,
and I'm like, everything does hurt.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So videos on our Instagram at Dave Ryan show.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Go check that out right now, he's gonna stir the pot.
Let's see what's on Faun's mind. Can we stop back in?

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Like cool, Ranch, Doritos aren't the best Doritos the blue bag?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh they are the best. You're right, No, you're you're right. Oh,
absolutely cool.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Ranch wasn't.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
No, it's the best, But some people argue that it's
the red bad what is I don't even know what
it was?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Called because it sucks. No one says nacho cheese is
the best. It has to be something that's.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Like flavor packed, like the Buffalo, the Buffalo ranch ones those.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Are those are the best. Doritos those are funky two,
those are great. No Blue, I don't everything blue tastes good.
Blue popsicles are the best, Blue caprice Son's.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
The best, and doritos aren't actually blue, you know, I'm
just saying anything.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
In the blue packaging. What about blue slushy the best?
Is that the best one? I don't know what the
flavor of it is, but it's the best, you know.
An ice cream truck came through our neighborhood last night.
It was the weirdest thing because I don't think I've
ever seen a neighborhood a ice cream truck. We heard
the music, I'm like, that's an ice cream truck. Pretty
soon it's in front of the house. We all ran outside, Me,
Carson and Susan ran outside like six year old kids,

(36:38):
and we got ice cream. I didn't even want I
got a bomb pop. I stuck it in the freezer.
I didn't even want it. But it was just the
novelty of getting having an ice cream truck stop buy.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't usually frequent ice cream trucks, but I mean.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
I maybe I would. I got ice cream, you would, yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Did? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Okay, Now that ice cream truck is going to stalk
you because that happened in my neighborhood where we had
got some ice cream from the ice cream truck one time,
and then the same time every week on that day,
that truck would come by waiting for us.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Oh they're so cute, the dads and moms, their little
kids are coming out and they're pj's and getting ice cream.
Last night it was pretty cool. So blue cool ranch.
Doritos are the best one. I agree with you.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
People are texting already. Somebody said nacho cheese doritles are
the best.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's the originals.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Spicy nacho is good. Oh wait, some of these flavors.
Now people are texting sweet chili.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Why would chili is so good?

Speaker 2 (37:28):
It's not bad?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yea sweet chili flavored chips. That makes no sense to me.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
My mom likes the taco flavored ones. Those are like
originals from the seventies or something.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
I had a bag of doritos before I went Oh no, well,
I had a bag I didn't eat them, but before
I went to get a haircut the other day, and
I was like, I'm so hungry, but a barber's about
to be all over my face. Is it wrong with
me to eat these doritos because they need to have
to smell my breath?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah? Kind of. They do create a strong breath.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
But people said that.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
People commentated were like, why would your barbie be so
close to your face? Did he can smell your breath?
Go ahead and eat them.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
That's true. I wouldn't be that concerned.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, before you go to the dentist. All right. So
text messages vaught no nacho cheese are the best.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No one says that though.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Sanacho cheese to read. There's a lot of people that
agree nacho cheese is the best.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
So many people are bringing up different flavors. I've never
heard of hot mustard doriedles. I can't stand mustard.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
They'll pickle. The new dill pickle dorriedles are really good pickle.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
They have spicy dill pickle doritos and they are delicious.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
And they have these new golden saracha ones I've seen too.
They come in like a gold yellowish bag that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What try them?

Speaker 6 (38:37):
But man, I'm hungry. That sounds so good. Dorido's right now.
We are the hungriest show in the Twin Cities, no question, All.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Right, thank you. It's one on one point three Katie WB.
I got an email that I thought was it was
very interesting if you think that your partner might be cheating.
It's basically it's a tricky, tricky way to find out
if they're cheating, and I want to see if you
think this would work. It starts off I listen to
you guys all the time, have for years. War of

(39:05):
the Roses is my favorite. I actually don't need to
do War of the Roses on my X, but I
will tell you how I found out he was cheating. No,
are you ready? First of all, he was suspicious. He'd
be gone for hours for something that should have taken
a few minutes. He would say he's going out with friends,
but then wouldn't answer a text message until the next morning.
It's like, yeah, I'm gonna go out with some friends. Well,
then I texted you at seven, eight and nine thirty

(39:27):
and you didn't write me back until the next day.
So one day we're on the phone. He's at his house,
I'm at work. We're talking, and then after we say goodbye,
I didn't hang up. I heard a woman's voice in
the background say something like does she have to call
here all the time. I was like WTF. So then

(39:50):
I started calling him more often and I wouldn't hang
up after we said goodbye. So I was like, Okay, yeah,
I love you, have a good day. Don't hit the
red button. Listen. She said it didn't work every time,
but it certainly worked enough that I learned to hack.
I want to share it with you. Guys, if you
think your partner is cheating, call them and then don't

(40:12):
hang up right away after you say goodbye. Chances are
if there's somebody there, they will say something, or he
will say something before he hits that red button, like God,
can't wait until she leaves me. Whatever it is is,
it worked for me. I don't know why the dumb
ass doesn't hang up his phone right away, but I'll

(40:33):
bet he's not the only guy that doesn't. Have you
ever had anything like that happen? Or have you ever
been butt dialed and you hear somebody having a conversation,
like maybe your boyfriend butt dials you and you hear
him talking to somebody that he shouldn't be talking to me.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Never, It's never happened to me like where I've overheard
something bad necessarily. But I mean, my mom either butt
dials me or I am on a walk when I'm
talking to her, so I can't like hang up the phone,
so I just or her like having a conversation with
someone else right after. But but it's never like good
Bailey's annoying. It's nothing like that, Thank goodness, I would

(41:09):
be wrecked.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
I did something one time, so not about cheating or anything. However,
at this apartment I lived in, I had called the
landlord to leave a message about something going on and
afterwards and it was like something of tension. And so afterwards,
I'm talking to my roommate and I put my phone
to the side, and then I started joking about how
his son was so hot and that he wanted to

(41:32):
have sex with me.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
My phone and it was still on the voicemail.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
No yes, because the son had to like let me
into my apartment. When I first moved in, he was
really attractive, and I was like, dang, like are you
going to be around sometimes?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Like am I going to see you more often, and
so I'm going.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Off as a joke about how hot his sun is
and how like whatever we're in a date someday. And
then I looked and I did not hang up the phone.
That his voicemail.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Dang man.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's then when you really wish that you knew like
which button to press to.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Like go back and re record, because they tell you
like press none to go back for options or what.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Really, yeah, there's.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
A way that you can re record, but like no
one ever does it, so you never know what number.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, like you're supposed to push pound yeah, something like
if you're satisfied with your recording, press one, Jenny's like
Tenni race and re record press two.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
It's one of those.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Moments where I picked up my phone and I was
silent for like five seconds because I didn't know what
to do.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I was, oh, oh, no, oh no, did you hook
up with this guy?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
I never saw him. I think was trying to like
kick us out because we were too loud. We were
in a house that was like converted into a bunch
of different apartments and like, honestly, yes, we probably were
too loud, but at the time I was working three jobs,
and my friend also was in had a job and
was in school, so we were never home.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So I don't know what anyone was complaining about.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Literally, just us walking and breathing was upsetting to the neighboring.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay, thank you, Jenny. It's one of one point three KDWB.
Let's go over the rules one more time because we
had a winner. It works so well for the weekend concert. Basically,
you go on Instagram, you follow one on one three
kW B if you haven't already, and then you just
got to post something. Just say something like I want
those tickets. Then tag somebody you can tag me, I

(43:21):
don't care, tag tag me, tag Bailey, tag your friend,
tag your mom, it doesn't matter. And then listen this
afternoon at four thirty five, Fallon and Cole will have
another winner. You call your name. You got to be
listening at four thirty five. You hear your name, you
call back to the radio station within ten minutes and
thirteen seconds. Visit we had a winner fifteen minutes ago,
but we're gonna do it again every day at seven

(43:42):
thirty five and four thirty five. So if you didn't
win today, then go back and play so you can win.
Next time we do it on one on one point
three KDWB