7am Hour - He Had Friends On That Ship...

Benjamin is visiting fresh off his time machine, we talk about the "catching up" trap, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would say the quirkiest trade of Bailey is probably
the fact that she owns a drain or not owns it,
but you own goodness, excuse me my voice.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh hold on, I'm on the edge of my seat.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
What's making me so quirky? Makes you quirky is the
fact that you adopted a drain and you take care
of it and make sure that it's clean. Are you
still taking care of her? Yes? Sometimes I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I do forget about her, But but then I walk
past her and I'm like, oh yeah, especially when it
like the snow was melting and although the water was
running off and she was getting all like gurgled up,
I did go and visit her, and I cleaned her
out because I can take off all of her leaves
and her sticks and I just use my my little
foot skis I really I kind of have like sort

(00:53):
of adopted the one across the street as well, but
I haven't like officially adopted it. But that one is
worse for wear, so I feel like I really need
to adopt it, adopt it. And I think I was
going to call him like the Dwayne, the Dwayne Drain,
the rock Johnson.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I love that, and yours is called Mineus Megan Drainer.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yes, yeah, and I really need to get like after
the really bad one with like a shovel or something,
because it's just packed with sand and you can, yeah,
adopt a drain on. Oh so just google it. Adopted Draine, Minnesota. Yeah,
it's worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's a nice little fun thing to do with the community. Yeah,
it's kind of like having a Tamagatchi.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh but it's a drain I don't think it's comparable,
but I get where you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
The good old day. Yeah, all right. Well, I was
scrolling on Instagram, as one does on most every day
of their life, and I came across this audio that
I wanted to play that I felt like I could
really relate to. But I think that Bailey has a
different take on it. And it's called the Ketchup Traps.
So here is this woman kind of describing what that's
all about.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Was essentially how she had realized that our friendships now
particularly I think this affects women in their like late
twenties two forties, we don't create new memories together anymore.
We just go and we catch up for a coffee
and we talk about what we've been doing. So I
would say to you, this is what I've been up to.
You would say to me, that's what I've been doing.
And we play a tennis match of catching up, catching

(02:16):
you up on my life?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Are you catching me up on your life? And then
we go away and we actually aren't creating any new memories.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
To talk about with each other. We're not going, hey,
do you remember that time we went to that concert,
or do you remember that time we went in I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Made pottery.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Like we're in this catch up trap where we just
unload about our lives rather than actually making new things
together and building that connection in our friendships.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, so I feel like I am so stuck in
the catchup trap with my friends. I feel like we
see like I have multiple different groups of friends. I
see them every like couple months, and it's usually like,
let's get a coffee or let's grab a drink and
let's catch up, and there's not any new experiences that
we're building together. I feel like that's only happened in

(03:01):
the last like couple years of my life, probably the
last like three or four, because I mean I used
to like I've hosted like a cocktail party before. We
used to like go out a little bit more and
stuff like that. So I feel like I'm very much
this person that's in the ketchup trap with my friends.
But Bailey feels differently. Yeah, I was saying that.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I think for me, I maybe have two friends that
are these kind of friends, like ketchup friends.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But other than that, I always do something.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Like brand new and novel with all of my friends,
So I feel like we're constantly making new memories, like
even if it's something small like hey, let's go get
bubble tea and go to Goodwill and some other thrift
stores or whatever and just bop around like we're still
doing something and like catching up at the same time.
But also a lot of my friends, like I don't
even we don't catch up at all, where As in

(03:50):
the majority of my friends, I don't know what they
do for a living or I might kind of know
what their job is, but I don't know what the
every day is. I don't know who the names of
the people that they work with. And that's something that
you do. You get with catchup friends that you actually
get to know, like what is their day to day
and with my friends, Like, yeah, we might meet together
to do like a pottery class, which is making new memories,

(04:11):
but I also don't know what they do on a
regular basis, So I feel like there's good things for both.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, Vought, I mean you live across the country sort
of to an extent, Yeah, I coming back and forth
every day from well from a lot of your friends
that you've made throughout your lifetime. So I feel like
I can imagine that when you're home, it's kind of
the same for you. You're doing like a lot of
catch up or are you also involving experiences when you
see your friends. I try to do a mix of both.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It sucks because a lot of time when I'm home,
unless it's the holidays, it's typically just the weekend, so
people don't have time. But when we get on the phone, it's, yeah,
it's just ketchup. Or when I'm home and I see
even if it's like for two hours, it's literally just
ketch up because people just are busy. People are like
they don't have time to go out and do things
as much as like a lot of my friends are
friends I had college, so we were all at college.

(05:01):
We had nothing but time really, right, So now it
sucks because not only my way, but it's just like, oh,
we're catching up, how's Minnesota, how's the job? Okay, what
are you doing here? And not not to sound rude,
but nothing new was really popping off for them. They're
just you know, doing their every day. So it sucks.
But I think it's definitely just a phase that everybody.
I don't think there's a finite time you go through it,
but it's a phase everybody will go through with their friends, right.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
And I think, like I really relate to it. Just
in the sunset in the last couple of weekends, I've
caught up with so many different people and one of
them was my college girlfriends, and it was just like
us hanging out at one of the girl's house and yeah,
we did like parler beads as like an activity. Yeah,
but we sat there and we like reminisced about our
college days. Yeah, And you know, it's like, I don't

(05:43):
really feel like we were creating a new experience that
we're then later going to talk about in life, like
remember that time Maybe we will, I don't know, I mean,
you'll say, remember that time we did parler beads.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think that's because then you're doing two things at once,
which is what I said that like I'm kind of
doing where we're we're going out and doing something, even
if we're all just hanging out at home, we're like
playing a like a board game that we've never played before,
and also catching up at the same time. Because a
lot of it, I mean not a lot of it,
but some of it is like, hey, do you remember

(06:13):
that time that we did this?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Do you remember that time?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But I think that's that's what happens like in any situation,
because like for my family, anytime I see my family,
it's a lot of do you remember when we did this?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Do you remember when we did that?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Like anytime I talk to my dad, my dad is
my catch up friend as far as I'm concerned, Like
we don't necessarily go out and do brand new things,
but we talk about like, oh I saw this play.
Let me tell you about this play. Oh I saw
this play. Cool, Let me tell you about this play.
Hey remember when I was ten this happened? Oh yeah,
I remember that, And so it just turns into like
do you remember when, which it's nice to reminisce too.

(06:47):
I don't think there's anything wrong with reminiscing. I think
it's a good it's good to have a combination of
like catch up and doing new things and so like,
don't pass up on new opportunities just because like, oh,
that's not something I would normally do, but like, hey,
why not just to make a memory.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm sure for it. Yeah, there's some text coming in,
and one person says one hundred percent it has a
lot to do with COVID in my opinion, only being
able to meet up occasionally to catch up. Plus it's
just too damn expensive to do much outside of catching up.
You're not wrong. Someone else sid when you're in a relationship,
I think that takes a lot of your time. Someone
else said I do the same text two buddies every day,
but try to have dinner with them when I travel

(07:26):
to Florida for work. Someone made a suggestion, Jenny, plan
a morning with your girlfriends, do puppy yoga, and then
go out for coffee or lunch. Yeah, that would be fun.
My thing was I was with a girlfriend a few
nights ago, and I said, I kind of want to
host a board night where everyone brings a board of something,
so like instead of just your charcuterie board, you know,

(07:47):
everyone brings like a sushi board. I see the snack
board or whatever. So I feel like I'm I mean,
I've done a cocktail night before, and I am just
not that person who wants to do cocktails all long anymore.
I am more like get some grub and hang out
and stuff. So that's like one thing I've been trying
to work on to get scheduled with some friends. But anyways,

(08:07):
if you feel like you're in a catchup trap, maybe
go out with your friend and instead of just going
to brunch, go to target.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Do two things, right, do two things? Do a lunch
and something like this person who said puppy yoga and
then lunch. Because then if you have two things, you'll
have fun at the first one and they'll be like.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wow, this isn't even the full thing. There's still more.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean, sometimes that ketch a friend isn't bad to have,
because you guys, always I feel like a ketch a
friend is somebody that you can talk to after five
years of not talking, and that's a bit a stretch,
but like you never miss a beat. But then after
a while, what else do you have to catch.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Up on right for sure. Well, coming up next on
the date Rydan in the morning till we do have
our buddy Benjamin coming in. He hosts a fun game
called time Machine where he gives us clues about something
that happened in a particular year and we have to
try to chime in with what year we think that happened.
So that's happening next. I'm katiewbt on Katie w B.
I just like turned to look at Vont and he's

(09:03):
like waving his hand in front of him like it
looked honestly, like maybe you farted and you were like.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh god, the complete opposite. You guys make fun of
me because I wear too much cologne. I sprayed cologne,
funny enough. I sprayed it because Benjamin's here, O, friend Benjamin,
and I was like, I gotta make a good impression,
and I sprayed way too damn much.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It is like I'm choking, You're wafting away out of fart. No,
as far as you know, yeah, right, as far as
I know.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
So I can't say, like Vont passing gas, I'm bad.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Exactly. Okay, this is a funny quirk we've just learned
about Vont recently. Yeah, he loves to impress you and
our friend Tony by lathering himself and colonneal you guys
come in.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
I means say, Von always does smell good.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, he smells overwhelming, don't don't.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Maybe by the time I get to see Von, maybe
you had experienced maybe more hours of the early morning.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Maybe by then.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's swayed down a bit or something. I could be
wrong the novelty war for them. I would like speaking
of smells. I don't really like to gag in the car,
but yesterday I gigged in the car because all I
heard was Jenny smell my ear, and I'm like, well, yeah,
I like.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Talking about X And Bailey was concerned that her ears
smelled at that point because someone said that, who's going
to tell you smell? Seriously, who would tell you?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
I almost I forgot last night. I was going to
be like Tony my husband, be like, Tony, will you
smell my ear? Because now I'm self conscious my ear smell.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
No, I realized I forgot.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, yeah, you forgot. Okay, well we can go home
and do it later today. Thank you. If you don't
recognize this voice you probably do by now, but this
is our buddy Benjamin. He comes into the show to
hang out with us every once in a while, and
he also is a game show trivia host kind of
around the Twin Cities. You host events sometimes for people.
People can hire you still, right?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Oh sure, Ken?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
How do they hire you? Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
You know, they just go to Benjamin host h O
s T dot com. Okay, or they can you know,
find me on the gram at ben Chaos Underscore. But
you know whatever, Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
You need a costume dog parade host or a TV
show themed trivia show host, which is what I'm working
on right now because I love a TV jingle. You
love it for all your weirdness.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, fun, Well, Benjamin came in today to host his
classic game of Benjamin's time Machine. So let's get into it.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
It's time to enter Benjamin's time Machine.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Jim Tanne Wonder, tear down this wall. I know it's
too of it.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
This is chicken a kid into school.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
The game is simple, my friends, you are trying to
guess the year my time machine is landing in all
say a big headline or pop culture moment like radio legend.
Benjamin visits KATWB for the first time, and then you
would buzz in with your name to say the year.
If you said twenty fourteen, that is correct. But if
you're wrong, you're out for that round. And the other

(12:15):
ones get more hints and they get from harder to easier.
If you guess it correctly on the first clue, you
will get two points. Okay, So, Jenny, will you hit
the gas pedal on the time machine?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
You whoa your first hint?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Pizza Hut introduces us to the historic stuffed crust pizza. Okay,
and you don't have to buzz in, but all right.
POGGS reaches the peak of its mainstream popularity.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
What oh my gosh hard but I'm gonna wait.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oka Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise was the top song of the year.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Bailey Yes ninety one, Later.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
And last, but not least, These are all just equally interesting.
Microsoft releases a VHS guide for its newest operating systems,
starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Jenny ninety three, Later.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Ninety seven, it was ninety five, It was ninety five.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Let's get out of this year, Jenny, Okay? Oh, Chris
Jenner famously tweets, I feel like there's a giant meat
loaf inside of me. That is a crazy like tweet.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
What a strange thing to tweet.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I know people say they think Kim got a hold
of her phone or something. We for the first time
hear about a famous the famous Tan mom.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Remember ten Tan Mom?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Farely but yeah, okay, okay, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
get engaged. Yes twenty eleven later, and last, but not least,
Mikayla Maroney made the face at the Olympics. Oh my
gosh hashtag unimpressed.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Olympic tiars. Okay, so Jenny yep twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Earlier out, oh you're out twenty thirteen. No, it was
twenty twelve. Remember Olympic years even, I was gonna.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Say twel I can't believe it was that long ago.
Cod We are not doing well, say time machine jump
out here.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
All right, everybody, roll your shoulders and shake it off.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
That got me.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
I'm just regular stupid, my Costco size jug of x
braby letting me down, all right. Queen Elizabeth celebrated seventy
years on the throne.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh on the throne. Oh okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
The biggest Powerball win ever is drawn at two point
oh four billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Thang good for them. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Lizzo played a century's old flute.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Owned by James Madison.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Remember that, Bailey, Yeah, twenty twenty three earlier yep twenty
nineteen later, you want the last him?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Jenny gave me the hint. Kate Bush returns to the
mainstream thanks to season four of Stranger Things with Running
Up That Hill.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh okay, said Jenny, yep twenty twenty one, No, twenty
two two. Jenny, you and I keep going on either
side of the correct year.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
This is I thought you.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Said twenty twenty two. That's why I said twenty one.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
This is the first time we've ever had a zero
poot time machine jump.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Come on me and I get half points for the
close closest.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert breakup. Okay, okay? Arianna Grande's
donut gait.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Oh gosh, Dave would know. I know he would you
would know. I feel like he would have known a
lot of these Just are you no?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Justin Bieber feels super violated with nude photos of him
go viral.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
You gotta know yep twenty sixteen.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Earlier, Adele returns from a four year hiatus. That's a
heartbreaking new album twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah has a point. Yeah, I was almost there with Bieber,
but then Adele sold it. That was my high That
was a freshman year high school for me.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Oh hello, it's my freshman year. Time machine jump. Tony
Hawk becomes the first skateboarder to land a nine hundred,
which is two and a half revolutions. If you're wondering, okay, oh,
Tiger Woods wins his first PGA tournament championship.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I mean okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Woodstock has a thirty year anniversary festival featuring Red Hot,
Chili Peppers, Kid Rock, and more.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, I was doing the math in my brain. Fine
warming up.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
If you're just joining us, they're guessing the year my
time machine is landing in based on these headlines from
the year. The next one is the Boston Red Sox
beat the New York Giants in the World Series.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Tell me is it the Twins? Because then I got you.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
But oreos are created.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Oh geez, oh geez, this is old. We're not a
sports cruise where an oreos are.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
New Mexico and Arizona are admitted as state. Okay, so
this is I thought you guys would have had a
lot right by now so that I'm like, I'm going
to trick them with an older one, and I didn't
realize you'd be doing this poorly.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I feel like I have to rationalize because I know
when Hawaii was made of state yep, and it had
to be before Hawaii has made a state. Okay, well, no,
I don't want to guess because they're so last, which.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Is the giveaway if you're good. The Titanic sinks, Bailey, Yes,
nineteen twelve.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, whoa good job, Baily?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Honestly, can I tell you why I know when the
Titanic sank.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Because you had friends on that ship.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I did have friends on that ship and I remember
them every day. No, because it was on the first
episode of Dalton Abbey. They were like the Titanic, it's
gone down. We just lost two of us cousins. And
it was nineteen twelve on the first episode of Dont.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Nabby, I see.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
And I always make that joke with Tony because I
always call Tony an older man, even though he's only
one month older than me, and then people always go like, yeah,
Tony's older, like he had friends on that.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Ship, and he's like stop the Time Machine Jump.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Global headlines are taken over when people are shocked to
hear a whale is swimming through the River Thames in
central London.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh, this was a big deal. Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Lance Bass comes out as gay. Oh news, Oh man Uh,
Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead Man's Chest was the biggest
movie of the year.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's the third one. I think, So I'm doing math
in my brain. Okay, Well, you can't talk a loud
you gotta clues.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
And last, but not least, High School Musical aired on Disney.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yes, oh six, Yes, I was going to say five.
I was two.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Can we give a four update?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Bailey has two, I have one, Jenny has one.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
All right, we have three left? Three left?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay. T Machine Jump.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Lil nos X is named TikTok's number one Artist of
the Year.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yes twenty nineteen. Yes, back when TikTok was news.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Bombie impressed me left and right with the clone that flair.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
That's two points, that's two points. Time Machine Jump.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Dennis Tito becomes the world's first space tourist paying a
reported twenty million dollars to a space tourism company, Space Adventures.
So the first time a tourist went into space.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hmmm okay.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Dairy Queen celebrated the Blizzard's sixteenth birthday with the limited
time grape kool Aid Explosion Blizzard.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I remember that one. Oh my gosh, sorry that just
came from nowhere. Okay, okay. Enron files for bankruptcy. Ooh,
I'm so lost.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
And the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy kicks off
with Fellowship of the Ring.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Bailey Yes, twenty two thousand and four earlier.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Two, Yeah, finally, finally, Now this is usually the final
round is usually Vonnd's favorite round because this is where
I've creepered your all of your socials to find three
things from your guys's year that the time machine is
landing in, starting with Jenny. But remember, anyone can buzz

(21:55):
in Jenny tweets. Rebecca Black said it best god to
get down on Friday.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Funny yep.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Later, I feel like Jenny could have tweeted that today
last Friday.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I could have, but I just tried to go for
the air since she was on Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Vaunt tweets I think I'd willingly change my name before
I'd want free subway for the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
That's a fact. Subways trash.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Oh never, all right, Another hint. Dave tweets there's a
Netflix movie in the top ten called The Snowman made
in Norway. I can't get past the fact that the
lead character's name is Harry Holena.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, that sounds like a Dave tweets all right.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Last hint okay, which the beginning of this sounds a
little odd, but I know it's nice and innocent. Bailey
tweets if if I could bottle the smell of high
schools during speech and debate tournaments.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah again, these all have been tweeted yesterday, so now
you too.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Get the Bailey twenty eighteen later.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yep, twenty twenty one, No, twenty twenty two, that was.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
All twenty twenty three from all.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
For her years. Tweet twenty three. I don't think I
was using Twitter twenty three, just she SAI trying to
get down.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I think we're going to file this one under the
novice level. This was Benjamin's advanced time machine. Bailey, where
did we land?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I have one point, Jenny has two points and Von
has four points.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
And the frog goes wild time machine that we all
waft in the cologne. Jenny, will you bring out Vaughn's
giant check?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
No, it's too heavy. I'm gonna cash myself. Good Devon,
and thank you as always Benjamin for coming in. It's
always a joy, even though honestly today I feel like
we all feel a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Some people, you know, go to a therapist to feel
better about themselves. People talk to me to feel worse
about themselves.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
So all right, thanks for coming in, Benjamin. Coming up next,
we'll dive into Dave's dirt. Britney Spears has some drama
with her ex. We'll tell you all about that next.
Dave Start is brought to you by six point two
Injured Heimer and Lammers Injury Laws. So Britney Spears, if

(24:30):
you remember, she started dating a guy who was doing
just like maintenance on her house a couple of years ago,
and they split up last year, but for a second
time they got back together and she dumped him once again.
So he is the next convict. Whatever he served his time,
he did his thing. But according to TMZ, the pair
split to act around Valentine's day, Paul, her ex, rented

(24:54):
a moving van and packed his possessions and it's over
for good now, they're saying, but however, this is wild.
This is this is something that I questioned that I
should read. But according to the celebrity blog Crazy Days
and Nights, Brittany recently had sex with the X in
a gas station bathroom. I mean, I wouldn't put it

(25:14):
past her. I wouldn't either this whole though she's got
money also, like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
She's got money, but she's like sleeping with some guy
that's just working on her house.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
But who reported this? Like how did they know this?
She told somebody? I'm sure, Like sure she definitely told somebody,
if not posted about it on Instagram maybe, but yeah
she does the post stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Or somebody caught her. Yeah, somebody probably seen her and
was like, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Britney girl was in our bathroom. I know her. Yes,
the same tonight on Netflix, Everybody's Live with John Mulaney
includes guests Bill Hayter, Chelsea Peretti, and Johnny Knoxville. I
have not watched a lot of John Mullaney's comedy, but
people love him.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I like he's got a new face. Recently, So he
just looks so different. What do you mean, Like he
got that like jaw surgery, So it's kind of like
what zac Efron got. And so now his he kind
of looks like Thanos a little bit John mulaney does.
So he went from being kind of like string being
to like bureau like big old square face. But I

(26:13):
think Laney got it cosmetically. Zach Gaffron was in a
car accident.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah, oh, I don't think I knew that about Zach.
Every time we talk about Zach Giffron, somebody texted. That's
the only reason I know it. Oh, somebody will probably
do it now. Yeah, they'll be like, you're wrong, No,
might he got I don't know how long ago it was,
but that's why he looks like that. So we all
know who Bill Gates is. Obviously he is made of money.
And apparently the three adult children of Bill Gates will
inherit only a tiny fraction of his estate. Do you

(26:39):
want to guess with a percentage, how much do you
think that they're gonna inherit of Bill Gates's estate? Sixty
four percent?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, oh, oh, I was gonna do millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Let's say twenty nine percent. Okay, literally it says one percent.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
One percent, Yes, that's it, Yeah, Grant, And I'm sure
it's still a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
He turns seventy years old this year, and Bill Gates
said that his final will leaves less than one percent
to his kids. But considering that he's worth one hundred
and forty seven billion dollars today, that measly one percent
is still one point five billion split between his three children. Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
But what's the rest going to? That's what I want
to know. I assume his company. I don't know, Yeah,
but then I hope that some of it to you know,
I don't know the Humane Society.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
If Bill Gates were to will all of his money
to every American, we would each inherit five hundred dollars.
Can you imagine that would be great? That would be
much money he has that he could give every single
American in the United States five hundred dollars. My grandma
could only give us each like two hundred dollars. My
grandma bought us flaws for Christmas last year. Yeah, she

(27:53):
went to.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
CBS and got like the little travel sized skill.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
I stayed when my grandma passed, though, and she had
like the leftover money she had, but yet Bill Gates
would be able to afford to give every single American money.
That's wild, man. I wonder how his kids feel about that. Yeah,
less than one percent split between all three of them.
Thanks Dad, oh Man. Well that's going to do it
for Dave's dirt. Today. Every Wednesday, the second Wednesday of

(28:17):
every month, I get to do something that is very
near and dear to my heart. It's called Jenny's email.
Three mol. I'm happy to have another millennial on the
show with me, which is Bailey, who also grew up
in kind of the Emo era. And you know, I
did like the side sweat bangs and that kind of

(28:39):
like covered my face be like you can't see me.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I had layers in my hair that I backcombed and
my mom hated it, and.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I would like scrunch my hair up with like gel.
So it was like that raw and noodle looking hair
that was like kind of more of your Emo look
and lots of eyeliner. That is what Emo era was
for me, but also involves a lot of Emo music.
So I get to count down three you have my
favorite Emo songs, and today I'm going to kick off
email remo with one of my absolute favorite bands of
all time. It's Panic at the Disco. I write sims,

(29:09):
not tragedies on Katie WB Panic at the Disco. That's
my first song for Jenny's Emao Threemo Today. I saw
Panic at the Disco at Target Center or circa like
twenty sixteen today.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Did Were you probably sitting next to each other in
the nosebleeds?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I was. I actually had decent ses. I'll teach you
you but even in the noseleads. That was one of
my favorite concerts I've ever been to. I thought it
was so good. Preginerie's voice is just if you ever
hear it, just raw without any music backing it, it's
just so beautiful. So I love it. I agree, Okay,
the nice song. I did ask Bailey if she got
down to this song when she was out, when the

(29:52):
time came that it came out it's greet She definitely did.
And you have a story about yeah, well I'm going
to play Megan and you met them at Warp Tour.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
At Warp Tour, I think it was like two thousand
and six or seven Warp Tour, So that's whay.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
When Warp tour was like really poppin'.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
And I stood in line, not even a line, honestly,
I just walked right up to them at their merch table.
I bought a shirt and then I realized it was
Megan Dia selling the shirts for them, and I was like,
oh my gosh, this is so exciting. And I met them,
but this was like before pictures, like you didn't have
a like a phone on your camera, so I did
not get a picture with them, but I remember them
being really nice and having poor posture.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But good. It was a good time. Well, this is
gonna be my second song for Jenny's Email Thremo. It's
called Monster by Megandia Katie w that's Meganda Monster on
Jenny's Emo th remo. If you just turned into tune
it in the radio and you're like, what in the
heck is playing, well, it is Jenny's Email th remo.
And that was definitely sort of a forgotten about emo

(30:53):
song because so many people are texting in and then
they're like, oh my gosh, Megandia stop, I forgot this
song existed, but I remember all the words. Totally forgot
about this song. I'm going to take a wild guess
and say that you probably have never heard that song
before in your life, heard from the boss so good.
That's all right, that's all right, but yes I love it.
Megan Dia Monster, And now I'm going to wrap up

(31:14):
my emo th remo with a song that people might
argue is more of like a punk rock song, but
I sop throw it in the emo era, and it's
Green Day basket Case Jude. That's my final song for
Jenny's Emo Threemo Today. If you don't love emo music,
don't worry. That only happens once a month. But if
you do love it, I'm happy that you tune in

(31:35):
and you listen. Some people texting in, someone was like,
if I was not at work and we scream singing
Green Day and Panic at the disco right now you
Someone said I should have done American Idiot. I'll put
that on my list for next time. And then someone said,
what was the last emo song that I played that
everyone forgot about? So it was Megan Dia and it's
called Monster. And Bailey even saw them perform at warp

(31:56):
Tour circa twenty and sixty.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Said six or seven probably seven? Where was swarped tour.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, that's what I heard. So hot, it was awful.
I didn't grow up here, so I never went to
the Warped tour around here, but I think I had
heard it was usually prime. Ye may I love it? Jenny,
Baby baby me is exploding. You're speaking to my forty
year old heart playing old Green Day Morning made. Well,
I'm happy you all love Jenny's emo remo while the

(32:23):
people at least texting it and some of you might
have been like, E okay, well we played some music,
we played some games. Yes, now it is time to
give away some tickets. Our buddy Jonah Moran. I feel
like it's okay that we call him our buddy now, right, Yeah,
I think so. We're friends. We'll follow each other on Instagram.

(32:44):
He'll like respond to dms every once in a while. No,
I mean he usually dms me after he comes into
the studio saying like good to see you or something
like that. That's the extent. But Dave even has his
phone number and called him at like like the butt
crack of Don is trying to say instead of the
other word to be on the show recently. So that's

(33:06):
how good of a buddy Jonah Ray is with us
at the show, and we want to get you tickets
to see him perform at the Green Room when he
comes on Friday, April eighteenth. So give us a call
right now. We're gonna get you a pair of tickets
into that show. Six' five one nine eight NINE katiewb
and we'll get you in for that all right, now
we're going to talk to someone who had a very

(33:27):
uncomfortable situation happened with their boss, recently AND i can't
wait for you to hear the. Story