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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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couple of minutes. I'm talking to Jess on the phone
right now, and this is it kind of it's it's
a dilemma, but it's also a little bit funny. But
I'm gonna let you be the judge on this one. Jess,
good morning. Thanks for being on KATB. Good morning. Jess
listens to the show all the time and knows that
a lot of people listen to the show might be
able to help you out. So tell me what's going
(00:45):
on down at the workplace. Jess.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, Well, so I work at hr place in town.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
She won't say it, but it's a big, big name
that everybody's heard of. Okay, go ahead, got it.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And also I have I do hiring and I have
this candidate and I really like her. She's been through
two interviews, and we're kind of deciding are we going
to make that final decision? Are we going to pull
the trigger and hire her? And so I went to
her Instagram just as a like final check through, and
(01:19):
it turns out that she's definitely a party girl. So I,
you know, I don't, I don't know. It's just it's
pictures of her and it's videos of her, and she's
just like shaking her ass in these videos. She ran
short skirts and she's bending over and you can literally
see her coach in.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Workay, can we not say the word? Can we not
say the word? Can you avoid the word coach? I
think it's like dong. I just don't think that it's
just a little bit I don't know. So she's bending
over in the short skirt and you can see as okay,
and so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm just wondering, like, I don't know, like is this
a red flag? Like has anyone else hired somebody who's
like a big party girl? Like should I be worried?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You know what I think my perspective in radio was,
you know, I'm not going to name any names, but
We had a couple of big party girls on this show,
and it was a it was a distraction because they
would be late. They would come in hungover, they would
come in tired with an attitude because they didn't get
to bed until two o'clock in the morning. But I say,
if they keep it away from work, then it's like,
(02:30):
it's not a big deal. Who cares.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah you hired me, Yeah, yeah you were because you
would come in sober, you would come in on time,
and I don't know what you were up to back
in the day.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean, you've told me stories. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
But a lot of those people that you hired that
you're like, oh, well they're late, they're hungover, blah blah blah.
How would you have known that before you hired them?
So that's the risk.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, good point. So what do you think if you're
in HR you hired somebody, or you work somewhere. I
don't care if you work at a like a mechanic shop.
If you hired somebody and they're a party person, you
look on their Instagram and they're always out there doing
shots and they're dancing in the bar and showing their business,
then it was that did that turn out to be
a good hire in radio? I think a party girl
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is kind of like they have great stories.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah right, that's in radio.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
If you're in radio, that's fine. But if you work
in I don't know, marketing or Tell a Medicine, Tell
a Medicine. Maybe, did you work in Tell a Medicine
by any chance?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Maybe? What about a cop? Because a cop is like
one of those. It's more notable than a radio personality
for sure. And like two years ago there was a
local like Twin Cities cop that pulled somebody over and
he when he saw her was like, wait a minute,
I'm subscribed to you on OnlyFans.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Would that right?
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
The only Fans cop?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:47):
So would that be a red flag?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
If it was like they were a cop in the
day and doing things with their lady bits on socials at.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Night, would that be a red flag?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I mean it could be. That's the that's the question.
Is this a flag? In case you missed it, So
Jess is thinking about hiring a woman. How old is she? Anyway?
Did we cover how how old is she?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I mean in her early thirties?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, okay, so all right, I don't know if that
makes a difference. I mean, she'd grow to your party
girl age. Is that a red flag if you're thirty
two years old? Let's be honest. If you're twenty two
years old, your party girl's like, okay, you're still in
your twenties. You're getting it out of your system. Thirty
two years old. I don't know you.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You maybe don't necessarily grow up by thirty two most
people do, but you at least grow out of posting
it on social media.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh that's true text messages, Jess. Somebody says that reflects
on your business. That's a no.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
Now it doesn't affect well, I don't know what Jess, like,
this company does, but it doesn't affect that.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What I mean, think about this. I mean, if she
is dealing with clients and I don't know what you know,
she's like, I don't know what business it is. But
if she's dealing with clients and people know her name
and they go look her up on social media and
they see her in Jesus word coach, they might be like,
I don't know, a little off putting. Here's another one.
Just because you can go out and party on your
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free time doesn't mean you're not a good worker. Some
of the best therapists I ever worked alongside partying on
the weekends frequently. As long as you do your job,
Who TF cares what you do on your free time.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Yeah, use it to your advantage. Like let's say you
work at an ice cream shop. Well that's a bad example.
I don't know, but just use it to your advantage.
Use your social media following to be like, come down
to I don't know the car place. You'll get a
good deal on this Honda and me. You know what
I think, I don't know what's our final consensus?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What do we think? Because we're getting text messages both sides,
they're on both sides. Yeah, I would say, I don't know.
I wouldn't want to say, yeah, go ahead and higher
than you higher then she turns out to be a disaster.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Yeah, I think this person says over text us is
just because you can go out and party on your
free time doesn't mean you're not a good worker. Right, Yeah,
well you said that, But like someone else said, think
about the love is blind gang all very successful.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
And chosen because of active social media.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay, but that is a different Yeah, work in the career.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
What if she calls any of the like references and
the references can speak to like her work ethic. Because
if her work ethics fine, and just her social media
is booty shaken, I say hire her.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Text message says at Katie abb One. I would be
more concerned about her judgment of posting it while actively
job seeking. That's not smart. I would say, you know what,
I tell you this one, call the references because if
you haven't called the references already, and I'm sure you have, Jess,
that's the key, because you got you can tell I've
had people use me as a reference for this show
(06:38):
while looking for another job, and did they didn't ask me?
And somebody will call out of the blue and go, hi, yeah,
so so and so is looking for a job with us,
and they understand we work where they you work together.
What can you tell us about them? And I would say,
I don't understand the question, Well what do you what
can you tell us about them? And I'm not going
to flame them. I don't understand the question, and they
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would get the idea I don't have anything good to
say about them.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Can you also just say, like Sorr, I can't answer.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That absolutely, You're stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
This doesn't understand a simple question. Maybe we should. Maybe
he doesn't deserve his job.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So he says, trust your gut. There is your answer.
So then somebody else says, don't judge a book by
its cover. We judge all the time. Yeah, hey, Jess,
good luck. I'm sure you'll make the right decision unless
you don't. Okay, Yeah, thank you. I don't know what
do you think? Do we get anything wrong? I do
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Why deal with my hair? Okay. A Love is Blind
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producer says the key to finding successful couples is recruiting
quote nice men. Quote. If you look at the husbands
who've come from the show, it's the really nice guys
who work who it works out for. Any thoughts on this.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
The only couple that I worked out for was the
guy who was definitely the nicest one. On the show,
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to grow up.
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Usually, but that's like how every season is.
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There's like one nice dude, maybe two, and then the
rest of them who seem nice like show their true
colors as the show goes on, and you're like, oh,
they do suck.
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Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
This is a woman who said that his and her
toilets saved her marriage. His and her toilets in the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
I think a bathroom divorce is best exemplified by two toilets,
two sinks, and two ways to shower or bathe in
the morning. We have everything separate. The pet peeve of
my old bathroom was the wet, sticky floor every time I.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Went to use the toilet.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
So, knowing that I use a bathroom with a dry,
pristine floor.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
You know one of the members and who uses the
bathroom has a prostate and the other doesn't.
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Okay, I need.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Well, you said it is in our toilets. I literally
thought you meant like they were like sitting right next
to each other, not that it was like separate from
each other.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
So I was like, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I think with his prostate things, So as guys get older,
they develop prostate problems, you know, because your body just
does weird stuff when you get older, and so that
means you don't have like the steady stream. It'll start
and stop and start, so it might drip and leak
onto the toilet. But I'm going to tell you, if
you have a mail in your house and they don't
have a prostate problem and they're getting pe on the floor,
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slap them. There's no way. I see it here at
the radio station all the time. I walk into the
men's bathroom and it's like, what third grade boy is
using the bathroom here? And blame it on the guys
from k fan. I just pictured the guys from k fan,
and I love them all, but I just picture them
in They're going.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
Eh, hockey, hockey, Hockey, that's what I picture.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I could be totally right, and I love them all.
They're really nice guys.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Calling out Chris Hockey at first there you're like.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
This, Chris Hockey is probably the only one that wipes
off the toilets shoes. Oh, who do you think over
a K fan? PE's on the floor over there? Name names?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I guess it would be hockey. Your meat thoughts?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Do you think so, I don't see hockey doing its
probably probably would be on the toilet.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Probably one of the five hundred guests they have on
their show who just like don't care because they don't
have to deal with working here all the time.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
So it could be, could be, you know, the best
way to avoid not peeing on the floor sitting while
you pee, fellows.
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Yeah, underrated. Kelly Clarkson has not been on her show
since March fifth. TMZ says she's fine. She says had
to attend a personal issue that doesn't directly involve her.
She'll supposedly be back today and when she does, people
which she'll, you know, probably explain where she was.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Does it say someone subbing for her since then?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Or no, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
I think she's had people in junior who he's like.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
He was on the Daily Show for a bit, and
other people have popped on the game host All.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Right, okay, and this is really interesting. Don Robinson was
in the band in Vogue back in the mid to
late eighties. She's been living in her car for the
past three years. And we heard an audio clip a
little while ago, and it doesn't sound like she's homeless.
Living in her car. It sounds like she's doing kind
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of like the van Live.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Remember she's no longer twenty eight years old and super gorgeous.
She's forty years ago. She's probably close to sixty five.
Bad at man, so she's older, not young and sexy
like she was. I wouldn't want to live in my
car like that. I picture like an old lady living
in her car. But she says she doesn't mind it.
(16:30):
Don't feel sorry for her.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Maybe she's like imagined it her whole life and now
she finally gets to do it.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Fifty eight. Yeah, I wanted to live in my car.
Get me an RV. Yeah, you know what I get?
I get a scamp. You know what a scamp is.
They make them here in Minnesota. They're tiny little trailers. Yes,
super cool. You heard of them, Jenny, I've seen them before. Yeah,
I want to get one of them.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Yes, those are cute. They googled it. They are very cute.
I like those. And the ones that look like little
tear drops, those are cute.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Those are cute too. Yeah. Yeah. See, Now I figure
if the scamp peple are listening, and I plugged them
enough free on the radio, they might roll me down
as scamp trailer.
Speaker 12 (17:05):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
I feel like they're pretty's pretty pricey if you just
give away for free.
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It's not like some Piercon nut rolls just coming into
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Speaker 1 (17:46):
All right, let me get this right, Natalie. You've actually
been on War of the Roses before?
Speaker 12 (17:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
I have?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, how many times you've been on War of the Roses? Okay? Good?
What was the what was it about? Because I may
I may remember. We've done hundreds over the years. How
long ago were you on?
Speaker 12 (18:05):
Oh, this would have been like five years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Okay, And what was What was the story that made
you want to be on War of the Roses five
years ago?
Speaker 12 (18:17):
Well, my boyfriend at the time, we were watching a
show together. It was do you remember Tiger King? Remember that?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Remember King?
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Absolutely, So that was about exactly five years ago. How
did that come into War of the Roses.
Speaker 12 (18:33):
Well, I would realize that, you know, we were watching
the show together, but when I would go to the
TV to bring it on, it would be on a
whole different episode, and I didn't watch it with him, Like, so,
who is he watching it with?
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, so you're supposed to be watching Tiger King together.
You would turn it on and it would be instead
of episode two where you made a left off, it
would be on episode five.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, we called him. Mm hmm was he cheating?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
He was cheating?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
So your intuition was correct.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I kind of remember that. Oh wow. Okay. So, now,
like somebody who's been burned before, you're like, okay, now
my radar's up a little bit, what's the latest, Because
now here you are five years later calling again. I
don't mean to laugh, but it's a little bit funny
how you're on War of the Roses again. What's your
what's your current situation?
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Yeah, I mean I'm I think naturally cast us now,
you know, and I've seen this before, but yeah, I'm
back because I'm dating this guy, Jeff.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
And I feel like I should say we don't live together,
like important context.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
I found an earring back on the side of his toilet.
You do, like little little plastic earing back?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Sure he wear earrings?
Speaker 12 (19:58):
No, well is it not mine? No? Because mine are
all metal?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Okays, like a plastic one.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
So naturally you take it to Jeff and you say,
explain this.
Speaker 12 (20:12):
Yeah, I'm like, who's you're anting bractices? And he got
so weird and he I guess you like had a
party And.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
He was like, oh, it must have been somebody that
was there from the party. But then I asked, okay,
wait when was a party and he said it was
a month ago, so you haven't noticed it for a month.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Now I'm going to tell you why that's fishy because
vaunt and I as a guy, and any guy listening,
you know that when you're you look at the side
of your toilet several times a day. When a guy
peeas he's standing up looking down, you would definitely see
something sitting there. If you saw it, then he should
have saw it. So you're suspicion it's only been there
for like a day because he would have saw it.
(20:57):
So that makes you think somebody else was over there
that he he's keeping a secret because if it was
somebody legit, like his little sister or his cousin Irma,
then he would be like, oh, that's cousin Irma. She
came over yesterday to pick up blah blah blah. Yeah,
he didn't have an excuse. He said it was over. Okay, Okay,
So because you've been burned before, it's kind of like,
if you go out with somebody who like has a
(21:18):
drinking problem, you're gonna after you dump them, you're gonna
watch for a drinking problem with the next person. Yeah,
if you go out somebody's got a gambling problem and
you dump them, then you're gonna watch for so so
you're looking for your radar is up alert for the signs. Yes, Yeah, okay,
let's let's call him. Bailey's gonna call and set the
(21:38):
trap and we will see who he wants to send
roses to if he won free roses, and believe it
or not, there are still guys who have never heard
of War of the Roses, and we'll see if he's
one of them, and we'll do that in a second. Okay, Nat, okay,
thank you. Let's find out.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
Part two of Ward the Roses starts right now on
Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
All right, let's bring it back in time a little bit.
So this cracks me up that she was on War
the Roses five years ago because she was watching Tiger
King with her boyfriend. When everybody's watching Tiger King.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Sometimes you make a pact with your partner and you're like,
do not watch this show without me.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, it's an easy one to make, yause that's one
of the things you kind of enjoy together. So she
comes over and Tiger King's they left off on episode two,
and all of a sudden, it's on episode five, halfway
through and she's like, wait a second, the worst you
were watching Tiger King with somebody else And it turns
out that he was.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, so she was right.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
So this time there's a little bit different of his setup.
So this time on.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
War of the Road, Yes, she finds she finds the
earring back in her boyfriend's bathroom and she's like, hey,
where's this earringback come from? And he's like, well, it's
probably from that party I had. Oh okay, when was
that party a month ago? And you didn't pick up
the earring back for an Yeah, yeah exactly. So that's
where she's kind of like, I don't know what's going
(22:56):
on here, and I'm suspicious, but she's on high alert
because she's been burned before, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
All right, let's find out what happens when we make
the phone call on War of the Roses. And let's
make that phone call right now.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Thank you so much for doing that survey with me today.
I have those roses that I can send out for
you just today and they can deliver by tomorrow around noon.
All I need from you is the name of the
person who you want to send roses to.
Speaker 13 (23:29):
All right, yeah, cool? So the name is that's Steph.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
All right, perfect, So I will get those sent out
to Steph.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You know the thing about this is sometimes they say
the name and it's just very conclusive. It's just like,
I mean, there's really all that we need to know Jeff,
you're kind of in for a surprise. Everything you just
heard was kind of a lie, yeah, and kind of
a kind of a trap to see what I know.
And you're like, who's the dude on the radio? Or
(24:07):
I'm on the radio. That's yeah, who's the dude on
the phone. So here's the funny thing. We are all
on the radio two over at Katie WB Radio. I
don't know if you listen, but we were asked to
set you up to see who you wanted to to
send roses to. And the person that set us up
was your girlfriend Natalie. Oh, Natalie's listening right now. I
(24:33):
should point that out. Natalie just heard the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Surprise.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And so you heard what he said, Jeff, I know
you're kind of done right now. I get it. Oh yeah,
because this is not what you were expecting or told.
But Natalie pretty conclusive evidence. He didn't pause too long
before he chose somebody named Steph and did not choose you.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 12 (25:02):
I of course this happened. I'm not even surprised at
this point.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
It's just like.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
I don't know why guys always cheat. I literally don't
I don't understand.
Speaker 12 (25:18):
Guys, like why why are they cheating?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Can anybody explain it to me?
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Why do they seat so much?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Yeah? I mean she has been cheating on a couple
of times.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You might know she'd been cheated on before.
Speaker 12 (25:31):
Jeff, Yeah, all right, literally just tell me, like why
did you cheat? Just tell me why?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
All right?
Speaker 13 (25:42):
Okay? Well, like if you really want to know the truth,
like tell you, Natalie, like, you're not trying a girl
that people take seriously? Okay, I'm sorry, Like you're a
party girl, You're not. You are not why material? Like
nobody wants to take you home to mom? Like, h
(26:04):
that's I just want to know the truth.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
You are not? Did he say wife? Why said wise?
You were not wise? Wife material?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
No one wants to bring you home to mom?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Does that justify cheating on somebody? I mean? Is like, okay, well,
let me ask you a question. If you know a
guy who's an f boy? And Jenny is like used
that word a lot. I learned it from you, Jenny,
And I'm not trying to be funny. Is that is
that the kind of guy that you really fall in
love with and want a committed relationship with? Or is
like no, that's just your F boy.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Yeah, but you still wann't cheat on him, like if
would you because he's just.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
An F boy.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Well, if you have like an agreement where you're not together,
but she seems to think that they were together, So
if they're exclusively seeing each other, then he should not cheat,
regardless if she's a party girl.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Or if the situation was flipped and she was dating
an F boy. If you're in an exclusive relationship.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
You shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
They're such a thing as an exclusive relationship with a
with an F boy, Yes, just asking.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
It's still like a verbal agreement between you can fall
in love and eventually settle down. I don't want to
say that like party girls and f boys or whatever
are so like shallow and like one dimensional that they
can't fall in love with somebody, because then that discredits
like who they are as a person. They're just one
layered of a person. They can fall in love with anybody.
(27:27):
Gosh darn it.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Okay, all right, I'll we'll take your word for it.
Text messages. I'm a guy, I've never cheated. I feel
bad for this girl, but there are good guys out there.
Don't give up, straighten up. That crown Queen, the king
is out there, probably a farmer, but we are out there.
Natalie sounds hot and should get with a guy that
(27:50):
doesn't cheat. Probably so the audacity send this guy straight
to h double toothpicks. And that is War of the
Roses on kd W. There's so many things about this
story that I just love. I think even she admits
there's some part of the story that's absolutely ridiculous. What
happened with your husband that made you say, oh, my god,
(28:10):
we can do War of the Roses? What happened I.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Oh, she makes you smile.
Speaker 12 (28:15):
I found a pill.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Mammy smile on the other end of a phone in
the middle of a highway diving.
Speaker 13 (28:23):
I notice that sometimes she comes ho many smells like
a different soap fucky.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Such a beautiful and tragic song, the War of the
Roses song on Kate D double U B. I'm still
hoping for a third time. I'm hoping Natalie will be
back on War of the Roses coming up five years,
five years back, when it's when it's Jenny in the morning, Zoo,
I'll be long gone, I'll I'll be dead by then.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
But in the morning Zoo, five years Oh, yeah, you're a.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Young forty five year old.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
What do you mean you are young forty five?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Rights?
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Hold you just turned forty five?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, I got gout. Oh then, you guys are so silly.
It is kat Able to be. You're never more than
thirty minutes away from the biggest concert of the year.
It is just like, basically, it's the biggest halftime show
in a long time, and it's going to be at
us Bank Stadium, Kendrick and Sissa. So many people want
to go. People like, how do I win? Well, it's
(29:24):
pretty easy. You text in. When we give you a
keyword and you are entered it, we'll give you another
keyword coming up within another fifteen minutes or so. On
kat Able to baby, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
I sure have, and I want to talk today about
some daily etiquette that people need a refresher on. Okay,
we're going to start with this one. If you're offered
a ride with someone, don't start eating in their car.
Does anyone on the show do that?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't think.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Are you calling us out on purpose? Oh?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:54):
Did I have I eaten in someone's car?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I don't know that fact. I'm just asking if you guys,
think you've done that.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I a roommate wants that he would get a ride
from a coworker to this internship that they had together,
and he would bring.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
A bowl of cereal in the car.
Speaker 11 (30:09):
So weird.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
You can't do that to someone. You are ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
That is funny.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Anyways, Don't eat in someone else's car, Okay, that's rude. Okay,
when someone asks why I don't want a sibling for
my only child, leave people alone who are having kids
or don't want to have kids.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Just don't ask that, please.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think that a lot of the time people say
that because they're just trying to make conversation. You know,
it's kind of like, well when are you and like, okay,
vont Melissa. You know, if I was going to have
dinner and conversation ran a little bit dry because we'd
run out of things to talk about almost immediately, I'd
probably say something like, so when are you two going
to get married?
Speaker 9 (30:45):
Melyssa just told me yesterday one of her co workers
wants to meet me and said that they have two
questions for me, and one of them is, so how
come you haven't proposed?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
And I'm like, then she just moved here, give me
a break.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
And then the other one is like when you get married.
The next conversational point is like you're sitting around conversation
slowing down a little bit. You go, so, when are
you and Lyssa going to have a little levant. That's
what people do. I think they're just you got to
give them a little bit of grace because I think
that they're just trying to be polite.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
I agree that they're trying to be polite. I just
think that there's a different way to ask it. Now,
in twenty twenty five, knowing that so many people have
problems getting pregnant, it is more of a hey, do
you think you want to have any more?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Do you want to have kids? Or do you think
you want to have any more?
Speaker 7 (31:25):
When are you having kids?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Okay, moving on. This is something Dave does.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Oh no, wow, when someone introduces themselves by their full
name and then someone else immediately gets asked, oh, well,
do you have a nickname?
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Like?
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Can I give you one?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Because what you'll do is someone will call in and
their name will be Jessica. Next thing you know, you're
calling them jess That so often I'm a friend of
human beings or you like length in the name because
like jessonators I okay, I would, I would be okay
with that.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
But I don't like being called Jennifer. That is my
legal birth name.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Do not like being called she's calling me out. I
call her Jennifer religiously. That's okay. I like that one though.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
We're all probably guilty of this at some point on
the show because we work in mornings. But yawning without
covering your mouth, that is a rude thing. You should
cover your mouth if you're yawning.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't think I yawned that much during the show.
You know, yawns all the time, Bailey Jay yawn over here.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I'm just so tired.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
She lived theater production.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
She has a full life where she's out past nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Jealous.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
You're just jealous that I'm hanging out with cool chicks
all day, hot babes. You're just jealous, Napoleon, because I've
been chatting online with hot babes all day.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Your mom goes to college.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Okay, all right, Napoleon died in Sorry, sorry football.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Clear over those mountains over there.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Than the two of you Starla every night.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Sorry, you want to go get a coffee.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yes, okay, you left your gear at my house. I
thought you want it. I drew a picture of you.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
It took me like an hour to get the shading
right on your upper legs. Jenny, you were going the
past the days you were missed on the side. Just
grab from the nurses.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Off and you guys know too much of this movie.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Watch that movie to gosh, can I get back to Sorry?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
These are daily etiquette reminders. Okay. Somebody says, oh, you'll
understand when you are a real mom.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
To a step mom. That is awful. That's vile. Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
If you're sitting at a table, please push your chair
back in when you leave.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
She never does.
Speaker 11 (33:47):
I do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Floor. Yeah, she'll pop up, the chair slides across the floor.
I have to slide it back in.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I think it's my years of working in the service industry.
I am always fixing chairs if they're like not pushed
it anywhere I go. If you're at work or at
a restaurant or something and you go outside to smoke,
please don't light up right outside the door. People are
entering and leaving right there, and then they have to
walk through the smoke at least walk a little bit
away from the door.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I really truly don't notice people smoking that much.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
I mean, you don't notice it.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
But there was someone that used to work here that smoked,
and they went out for smoke breaks during their morning show,
and you knew when that person had just fat.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Let's see.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
Okay, this drove me crazy because this happened on Love
is Blind so much this past season. But putting your
feet up on furniture, like if as boomers were brought
up learning it's one of the most disrespectful things to do.
But it was like also putting your feet up with
shoes on.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
Oh oh gross, I want to put my shoes up
on my couch period.
Speaker 10 (34:48):
Right.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
No, I don't think you should be tracing your shoes
around anywhere in the house personally, because.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
There's a bunch of crap from the outdoors on them. Dave,
I know you don't take.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Your shoes off.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't know. Susan and I we just disagree. Because
there's a fire or anything, or something going on outside,
like there's a car crash or a siren. I want
to run outside to see what's going on so I
can put on the next door happened, I heard a siren.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Let me tell you, I got a full report from
my family last night because there was all these fire
trucks that showed up across the street from my mom's
house and my sister lives there, so it was constant updates,
mostly my little sister saying like, who's that hot firefighter?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Who's that hot?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
And then my mom being like, god, I hope everyone's okay.
But it was the hot news and funnelac.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Thing happening in fond Alac.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
All right, Well that's it for Jenny's been on readit.
Thanks for joining me today and the cast of Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
It was a joy to had you guys in the studio.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
With me to do this.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I caught you a delicious bass.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
I don't understand the word you said. I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I get to be annoying for a second.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Hear two okay?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Wait wait wait?
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Two ring donuts plus a medium hot coffee. At Holiday
station stores, when you buy your two ring donuts, you
get a medium coffee with it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
So go get that deal.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Gank you.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Is there some sort of vests that I can wear?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
That was your best one?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I'll get.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
You're gonna make a fist and you're gonna raise it
up underneath your chin, and you're gonna imagine that you're
surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's the one. I feel real relaxed.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Just do a Napoleon Dynamite podcast.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
We should should break it down and do a video commentary.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
That sounds fine. Write it down, Dave,