May 15, 2025 • 41 mins
Three words a guy can say that will increase a woman's desire for them, plus Dave vs Vont in Face Off, a new War of the Roses and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Here's your keyword. This is a big deal. This is
why people love the show because we're always giving away
free stuff alas well. You got tickets for post Belone
and jelly Roll right now. All you to do is
use that keywords. I know it's annoying to hear me
(00:31):
say every thirty minutes away or thirty minus whatever, but
the keyword is your way to win. So it's circles.
Use that keyword on the talkback feature in the iHeartRadio
app and just say the keyword is circles and you
are good to go. There's so much going on, Jenny.
We got War of the Roses coming up in a while.
(00:52):
Jenny's getting weird text messages from strange numbers that seem
to know who she is. They know your name because
we all get those ones. That's like unknown number and
it'll be like a like a California or a Texas
area code, and it'll be like, hey, what are you
up to? And you're like, what is this all about?
I just hit the lead on it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, and I always do too.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But the weird thing is, in the last two weeks,
I've gotten two messages where they use my name in
it and it's a local area code. So I got
one this morning that was six five one and it said.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hey, is this Jenny.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And then I got one a couple of weeks ago
that was a seven sixty three but they said hey
is this Jennifer, which I'm like, well, I never go
by that, so like if I if you know me,
you wouldn't text me that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So yeah, I don't know. I just ignore them.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I also got like the easy pass one yesterday where
it's like click this.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Link, blah blah, you owe money.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I have been guilty out, which I'm pretty sure is
how my TikTok got hacked was because I clicked on
the stupid link.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're so gullible.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, I thought, I truly thought I owed some tolls
because I had gone on a trip down to the
Smokies over the holiday time, so I was getting all
these messages constantly.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like stressed, thinking I was going to have
a fee, so I clicked on it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I never when you get those, I always figure if
they want my money bad enough, they'll figure out how
to email me. They'll send me a letter. Right, it
was s gullible, No, no, no, you were you were regullible.
But it was also it was really convincing because we
drive toll roads in Colorado sometime, but the rental car
company pays for those, not us, so it was kind
of weird. I just delete everything that it seems fishy.
(02:26):
I just deleted. I figure if they want the money
badly enough, they'll figure out a way to listen to
a letter or email me.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And especially with these random ones where they're using my
name in it, I'm like, if you saw that happened,
like hey is this Jenny? You usually would start with
a like, hey this is so and so is this Jenny?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know if they know me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So that's why I'm like, this has got to be
some kind of scam of sorts anyways, So I'm not
going to respond. I will be deleting if you happen
to be texting me, Yeah, don't just don't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Can I read this text so really quick that came
in randomly?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, okay, so it said Hi Jenny and Bailey Billy's
on vacation today. Saw this meme less Night that said
dating is like walking a dog. At first, it's all
cute and exciting, but eventually you're just picking up poop
and questioning your life choices. I cracked up because that
about sums it up. Ha ha ha ha Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's so fun in the very beginning, and everything is
butterflies and rainbows and unicorns, and after a while, it's
like you start to notice the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, that's all this meme and it said like, yeah,
in the beginning, you're like worried about what your hair
looks like, and you're like, oh, my nails be cute.
And then a couple of years down the line, you're
cleaning his poop stains from the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, you took it there, Okay, very nice. I had
on the on the field of romance and relationships, because
we do a lot of that on the show. I
saw an article what are three words a man can
say in a straight relationship to the woman that will
make her go? I like, this guy, what do you
think they are? It could be I've got dinner, I'll
(04:00):
wash dishes. None of those are correct. Text me and
let me know what you think those three words are,
and I'll give it to you here in a couple
of seconds. You just see if anybody could guess it correctly.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what it could be
because I'm very rich. I'm very rich. It would be nice.
I would just assume would be I love you. I
feel like it's too easy, though, right, that's probably not
As a guy, I'm gonna say whatever you'd like.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Because typically what Alysa's like, what do you want you
for dinner'd be like, whatever you want to do?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Just this is smart answer. No, that's not it either.
I mean it's a good one, but at the same
time I get annoyed when it's like, Susan, what do
you want to do for dinner? I don't care whatever
you want. I'm like, give me a little input here.
Do you want to get sushi? Do you want to
get Italian? Do you want to get Jimmy John's? What
do you want to do? Because in the minute you
suggest something, now I don't want that. Well, what do
you want isn't that the truth?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Please, what do you want for dinner? Oh, sushi sounds good?
Well do you want to get I don't know. Quiz
no's do you want to get chippot? Nah? Well, here's
some guesses. Honey, you're right, that's a good guess. That
is not the right answer, really, it is not.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like this one says I attend therapy that I'm
telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Women would really love to hear that if man said
that to her.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well, it depends in the context. I mean it's your
first date and you just sat down. It's like, yeah,
I attend therapy. Probably not something to open.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I would actually be very excited for someone to tell
me that right off the bat, because that means that
they're working on themselves.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I think everyone should be in therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You don't have to have some crazy thing happening in
your life to be in therapy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What about I need you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I feel like a lot of guys don't know how
to give the emotions. So a woman would like that.
I like animals. No, it's not that one. You are right,
This one is you sit down. Now, that's getting kind
of close. Three words that will make a woman go
I like this guy. Now it can happen on date
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number one, although you could say it on date number one.
Here's one credit score eight hundred. Nice, you look beautiful.
This is what I've noticed about women who really are beautiful.
They get told they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So often that I think it's kind of annoying because
I've known some beautiful women and they're like, a I'll
go into this like the cub and the cashier will
be like, you are so beautiful. So that's not it.
You are sexy. Do you want to know what it is?
Give me a kiss, Give me a kiss. You know
what it is? Ready? I got this, I got this.
(06:37):
I got this. In other words, it's like I gotta
walk the dog. I got this, and you go do
it yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah I got this, Or.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like okay, you're done, you're done, made making dinner and
everything dishes all over the place. I got this. I
do that every night. I pick up dinner. Like the dishes,
I go put them in the sink of the dishwasher.
I got this. Yeah, I got this. That's all it is.
So for example, maybe a Saturday morning, you wake up
in your cats they're going because cats will do that
(07:07):
when you're trying to sleep in. I got this, and
you go feed the cat. I got this. Apparently women
love this.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I mean it takes some kind of mental load
or physical load off of them.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So I can imagine that that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I would think it would work in any kind of relationship,
whether it's gay, lesbian, whatever relationship. But one partner's like,
I got this. I got this, because then you're like, ah,
I'm gonna drive all the way across town during rush hour.
I got this, and you do the driving.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You sure give me a kiss or give me give
it a give it, give me that ace.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, it was some three words that will increase a
woman's desire for them if you said give me a kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, I'm not going to suddenly be like yeah, I'm
so hard.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I want to remember that I got this. We got this.
We'll be right back on KATWB. We've got everything from
War or the Roses coming up one hour commercial free.
We're on YouTube Dave Ryan TV. Check that out and
we're gonna do face off. Coming up in a second
little game for you, Dave's Dirt. There's a ton of
stuff going on. We're gonna talk about the Diddy trial.
And a little bit more of like, well, the disgusting
(08:14):
things that happened, but we'll keep it moderately family friendly.
It's all coming up. Here's Dave Ryan's.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Show on the radio on the iHeart Radio app and
blatch on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
TV from kad w B. Wolves won last night, so
there's good news. They advanced in the next round in
the playoffs. And what else we got? The Viking schedules
release yesterday, No surprises. They opened with a game Monday
night game versus Chicago on the road. Several of their
games are televised because you know, the country loves the Vikings.
That's the way it is.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Sorry, Well, here's you packer fan. Jenny's a packer fan.
I am. It's kind of embarrassing. Pack go go, pack up.
Bond doesn't really care. No, whatever team has nice colors.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, I say, vomb picks the ones that have been
cute colors.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, go giants others to check this out. They are
they're gonna start charging twenty five bucks daily for your
street parking over in Falcon Heights during the fair. So
basically where you've been parking on the street of the
State Fair to stay parking's going to cost you twenty
five bucks now.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So they're talking about like in the neighborhood areas that
you like, circle for an hour trying to find a spot.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now they're making neat Now.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
They're making I just parking the regular lot. Just get
it over with.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
With the traffic.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sometimes it's easier to be in those neighborhoods because getting
in and out of those lots is a nightmare. Sometimes
you're standing in and standstill traffic for an hour trying
to get into one of those close lines.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Worth it worth it?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think it's worth it to just take the buses. Honestly,
I mean, you're right, you're we're lucky because we do get,
like media a lot passes to go to the State
Fair when we have our time there. But anytime I've
gone just on my own, I've always taken a bus.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's great.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It's tough too, because they have that like hour and
some change where whatever street is blocked off because the parade,
So sometimes it's even harder to get out of whatever
lot you're in.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That is true. Yeah, you're right, take the bus. That's
the best way to do it. So they come from everywhere. Anyway,
let's talk. Let's not talk about the State Fair. It's
not even June yet, not even Memorial Day yet, it
is Katie WB. We're gonna play a little game here
before we get into Dave's dirt and then get into
War of the Roses. And I remember, you're never more
than thirty minutes away from another pair of jelly rolling
(10:21):
post belone that's coming up a little bit. So, like
I said, a lot going on, but now face off
Dave versus Vont, hosted by Jenny tell me what's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, So I'm going to give you three different categories
of fifteen seconds to name as many things as you
can of inset category, and we do.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
One at a time.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So I'm gonna have Vont take his microphone or his
headphones off first, and then we'll play with Dave and
then we'll come and grab Vont. So, Dave, are you ready?
I will fire off the timer for you.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Timer goes. You are going to start, all right. Your
first one is name any kind of.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Brand Target, Toro, Ford, the Toyota, Best Buy, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Crayola,
Benny Hannah Sony.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, I'll give because you hit that like right at
the end there, So okay, good.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Job, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Your next one is going to be fried foods.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Go Wantan's chicken rice, the pork chops, French fries, and
ride oprah and sesame. Good.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't know that I'm giving you pork chops.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't care. That's fine. I wouldn't either give me
oprah though.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, okay, oh my gosh, suttled down over.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I've never heard of okra and anything we said gumbo,
so I'm giving you that one, even though I don't
know how much.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've I've heard of it, but I don't think I've
ever had it. Okay, it sounds good, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The next and last category is going to be languages.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Go Spanish, German, Portuguese, English, Greek, Latin, Japanese, Chinese, Mandarin, Korean, Taie, Polish.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Okay, good John.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's a lot of them, Jenny, There's like hundreds.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Of it, but it's hard to remember. All right, Bond,
we read him. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay? Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
First category is brands.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Ketllogg's, Fruit Loops, Nike, Apple, Axe, Old Spice, Bounty, Charlotte, Pampers,
the brand Huggies.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The brand.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Uh, Aquafina is a brand. The Saani is a brand. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, you don't give him Charlotte. You said Charlotte. I
think he meant Herman.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, that's exactly what I I honestly thought he said Charman.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
So yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Next one is going to be fried foods.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Go fried pork chop, fried chicken, alligator olives, fried fried ribs,
fried fried dang what is this fried?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You can really fry anything? Corn dog?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, our pork chops fried?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Iused the text message says I fried pork chops all
the time. Yeah, I put them in the deep friar,
make them all right. I didn't know the answer to that,
so we both get a plus one.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I was gonna I wasn't gonna tell vont she challenged.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You, took.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I challenged him because I didn't really believe that was
a good answer. But okay, last category is languages Go.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
English, Spanish, French, Mandarin, Chinese, Japanese, patois. It's like what
I think Jamaican speak that Haitian. I don't know if
they have a language creole. Okay, okay, I did better
than that one than I thought, yeah, I feel like
I could have said anything for fruits that are fried
(14:12):
we're in Minnesota, have been good.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I just was I think I was going for more
things that are normally fried, like French fise.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
By the way, somebody said, Mandarin is Chinese. Chinese is
not a language, so you cannot give us both Chinese
and Mandarin.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, So no Chinese, okay, So for that one, taking
a point off of that, and after that, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
In the first category, we had brands, Dave had ten,
vont had eleven.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Good job back with a bang, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
In the category of languages, Dave had eleven, Vont had.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh so Dave got that one.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And in the category of fried foods, you blew this.
You both got pork chops. Dave had six, Vont had
or six.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Tirida just did that little.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, sepect good job, Dave. You didn't get that many
on that one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think you thought you did better on that, but
you really didn't get barely anyhow, he was like, he
blew it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I was pretty confident on that. That was a good one. Yeah,
good job, guys, Thank you. Jenny. Never more than thirty
minutes away from Post Malone and Jelly roll tickets and
just a couple of minutes away from War of the Roses.
About six minutes away from that one. We'll do the
keyword then get into War of the Roses. So sit
back for some dirt. Dave's Dirt on kd WB Dave
Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB brought
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to buy six to one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. The Wolves won last night. Now let's get
into the salacious Day three of the Diddy trial. Now,
there's some really just awful stuff in this one. You're
not going to get deep into that. If you want
to look up what Cassie you know, went through, you
can definitely find that. But so she told jurors about
(16:17):
the freak off parties that Diddy got her to participate in,
and they said they eventually beloved devolved into shoots like
movie shoots, like picture shoots. So pornography.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, okay, I thought that's what you meant by.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
She then recounted to did he would threaten to release
those videos if she ever disobeyed him. She said that
he essentially was in control of his her career. She
feared the crossing and would ruin her professionally and personally.
She said, I just feared for my career. I feared
for my family. It's just embarrassing and disgusting. Nobody should
do that to anyone. And I said to Jenny, I said,
(16:51):
what career did she have? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
She really did have a decent music career at that time,
because I used to get her in serum mixed up
a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, so she had the song Me and You.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, here's the song. See if you know this? And
I truly don't know that song.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I mean, it was huge back I'm trying to think
probably like two thousand and six is maybe.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Mid two thousands. Yes, Well, that's what he did, was
he would make like, you know, he would find like
an up and coming model, singer whatever. Didn't he also
do Danny Kane.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, that was like the whole reality TV show of
forming a girl group.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And yeah, Danny Kane and I mean they had a
couple of hit songs. I know, they kind of they
kind of fell apart.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
And I am very curious to see if they're going
to be involved in anything down the line, because they
have had to have dealt with some stuff. They were
so young and impressionable when they became that girl group.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I will tell you being in the music business, you know,
kind of on the tertiary edge of the music business
for my entire adult life. People will agree to anything
for a dose of fame and fortune rather than working
at cracker Barrel. People will sign like the worst agreements ever.
That's why artists when they sign, you know, a record
deal with like say Columbia or Universal, they signed their
(18:25):
songs away, They signed their rights away. Sometimes they end
up owing the record company money. I mean you look
at everybody from Jonah Murray to I mean, think of
other accident Taylor Swift, who signed all our songs away
and she didn't own She owned the song writing, but
she didn't own the records anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So the music business is a very but people will
do anything, not everybody, but anything so they don't have
to go to college or work at cracker barrel. Blake
Lively is not scoring any points with the public. So
the latest is there were threat that she threatened to
leak Taylor Swift's texts. So, in other words, in the
(19:03):
whole trial, Justin's legal team has accused Blake Lively of
pressuring Taylor Swift to publicly support her amid the lawsuit.
This all, according to People magazine. Lively allegedly threatened to
leak private text messages if Taylor did not comply, and
also Lively allegedly requested that Taylor delete messages pertinent to
(19:24):
the case. So, in other words, she's like, Okay, Taylor,
if you don't agree to back me up on this one,
I will leak some of your text messages.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's also coming from Justin Baldoni's legal team.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
True, So how did they get access to these text mestages?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like, I don't know what the legality is to get
access to information like that, but you can't just suddenly
be like I need to see these text messages.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I thought too, And I was confused about because I
didn't know it came from about Donie's team, so I
thought it was messages between Taylor and.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Her. Well, it was supposed to be messages between the
two of them, but not Doniy's team is the one
coming out saying that those messages.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So that's why I'm curious. How did they get access
to those messages?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah? That's what they're me. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.
Continuing with the dirt, Netflix is bringing back a show
from way back in the day called Star Search. So
it's amazing because some of the people who performed on
Star Search went on to become really big. So I'm
gonna play a clip and see how you recognize some
of these people who were on Star Search, which is
(20:23):
coming back to Netflix.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Growing up in DC, I had like the most dangerous
job in the district of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I used to deliver pizzas phenomenos. They
would rob me every day. Your challenges are a young
group from Houston.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Welcome Beyonce, Lativia, Nina, Nikki, Kelly, and Ashley the hip
hop rapping Girls Time.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So Beyonce was on Star Search with a group called
Girls Time.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I didn't me neither. Right, here's some more.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Do you want to gets who that is?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I don't. I have no clue. It sounds like
I was.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Given older voice like Balley Partment, but not a.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Girl that put out a voice of like an eighteen
year old.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Back in the day, Brittany really could.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Sing wait, that wasn't Brittany though, was it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It says it was, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I thought it was Whitney, And honestly that was amazed.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It was never on star Search.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
No, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm looking online right now and to see if it's
only a like a singing kind of star search thing again,
or if there's other talents, because I'm going to apply.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was mostly what you're not good enough at jump Round.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm pretty good and I would practice and I would
become better if I was accepted to audition.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well, Beyonce was on this show, so Beyonce, you're not
going to hit that piety.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What I'm not saying, I'm going for singing. I'm saying,
do they do more than just singing?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I think they do. I'm in I would say that's
your best.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, it does.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Each week emerging performers and music, dance, comedy and kids
acts will take the stage.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
All right, Well you could say.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It jump roping ca Okay, get off, get off of
this whole jump rope thing. Let's do your keyword right now.
Keyword right now is malone. So just open up the
iHeartRadio app and use the talk back thing that said
and then just say the keyword is malone, and that's
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Let's get started. On kdbub piece of advice.
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this one is also unusual because it is not about
somebody wondering if their partner is cheating. It is a
woman wondering if her sister is cheating on her husband. Okay,
let's get the story from Lauren.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hi, Lauren, Hey, yeah, I'm calling about my sister Elizabeth.
I want to know if she's sleeping with her horse
writing instructor.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay, so not her trainer, not her jiu jitsu instructor.
This is a first for us, her horse riding instructor. Yeah, okay,
tell me the story. What's up.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Elizabeth separated from her husband three months ago, and she's
supposed to be working on herself and going counseling and
not like dating or hooking up. But I'm pretty sure
that she is okay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Because when you're separated. I don't know a whole lot
about it, but you're supposed to be, you know, not.
It's not an opportunity to go hook up with other people.
You live in maybe your own apartment or you live
back with your mom or dad or whatever. But you're
supposed to be working on making that marriage better.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Right, Maybe go into therapy, figuring out what's up with yourself,
knowing yourself a little bit better and how to be
better in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So what makes you think that she's hooking up with
her horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Well, she accidentally texted me like not too long ago,
and she said, yes, we are writing two times a
week and writing and she wrote that in all caps
four or five times a week, and then she said,
my cat emoji is so sore, by I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, okay, now let's look at that. Honestly, you could
construe we've been writing a few times a week and
my cat emoji is so sore, but I love it.
You're horseback riding, yeah, But she didn't say it that way.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
No, And I called her like when I got it,
and she was like, oh, shut up, Like I was
just talking about riding horses, and like, I need to
mind my own business.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
And you do it quite the opposite. Now.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Well, yeah, the problem is though, like she's always screwing up,
and like ever since we were kids, I have to
like follow her around and clean up her miss and
that's why her and her husband are separated, because she's
just always screwing up. So I wanted you guys to
call her and see who she picks.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You know, I feel bad for you because I've got
siblings that also make a lot of mistakes, but I
just try to keep my distance and let them make mistakes.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Why do you care whether Elizabeth is making mistakes? Why
do you care whether she's with her horse riding instructor?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Because it always ends up like affecting my life.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So, so she sent you the text accidentally that says
we're riding a couple of weeks and riding. Did she
say four or five times a week? Uh? Yeah, it's
a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of writing, Yeah, serious, her cat emogious sore.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Wow. Do you know anything about her horse riding instructor?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
No, just that she.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Started taking lessons like a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, okay, very cool.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I feel like Lauren, this is going to be something
that people text in about. Do you have some kind
of attraction to her husband that you feel like you
owe him something or what's the deal with that?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
No, not at all. Like I said, it's just like
since we were younger, I've always had to like pick
up after her and take care of for a message,
and it's just like exhausting, and I want her to
just like be an adult.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, Well, I'm going to tell you a lot of
people are going to give you the advice to just
let her go. Let her go. You know what, you're
both adults. Let her go mess up her own life.
But you know what, at the same time, you kind
of love them and you kind of want to keep
them out of trouble or rescue them. Here's what we
can do. We can call her and say, you know,
normally this bit is called war of the roses, but
(27:04):
we're not going to say who do you want to
send flowers to? But we can do is call and say, Okay,
take this survey and we'll get you like a deluxe
get away weekend at the name somewhere fancy the yeah,
and you get a dinner and you get a gift
card and you blah blah blah. Who do you want
to take along with you? Because if she separated, she
has the opportunity in the privacy to vanish for the weekend.
(27:29):
Who will she vanish with? Though, Let's find out now
on War of the Roses on Katie w B.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Let's find out R two of Ward of the Roses
starts right now on.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Katie w B. Bring up to speed on KATIEWB. Is
this brought to you by Ovo Lasy Lynn? Tell you
that thank you Ovo Lazy Glynn appreciate you. Uh. So,
she has a sister and she's annoyed with her sister
because her sister is always making messes. And then she says,
her whole life, she's had to run behind her sister
and clean up her messes. Not I didn't get into those,
but her sister is separated, and her sister is not
(28:03):
supposed to be hooking up with other guys, and they're
supposed to be working on yourself and therapy. And you know,
your separation is not to end the marriage. It's to
try to make the marriage work. That's what I understand
about it. So she's taken horseback writing lessons. Her sister
is the separated one, and she the sister on the phone,
gets a text from her that she accidentally sent to
(28:25):
her sister that said something like, yeah, we've been writing
two or three times a week and writing in all
caps four to five times a week, and my cat
emoji is sore.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I got a little spicy, And so she confronted her
sister and was like, what's this button. She was like,
it's just a joke, but mad the overwhelming amount of
people that are not on the sister's side who's trying
to do War of the Roses and insane. It's like,
this lady needs therapy. She needs to butt out. I
think this lady needs to go to therapy. Why does
she feel she needs to rescue or clean up her
sister's mess. Let her sister be herself and if she
(28:57):
screws up, it's really not her problem. I like this
one a lot too, because this is kind of how
I felt when we talked.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
To these girls.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I would never do this to my sister Sisterhood is
ride or die someone texting.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
No matter who or what you ride.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, just like a shocked that this sibling is willing
to do this to her sister and just put her
on blast.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Whose side are you on? Well, let's find out what's
going on with the horseback riding instructor and set the
trap and see who she chooses for like a weekend
get away, because you're not going to choose your horseback
riding instructor for a weekend get away unless there's something
else going on, right making the phone call right now
on Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Take what's right? Okay, Elizabeth?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like I said, it only was going to take a
few minutes. And now I do have that deluxe weekend
stay at their for you. It comes with complimentary dinner,
a couple massage. It's pretty romantic actually, so it'll be
a fun little weekend getaway. And what I need now
is who do you want to join you for this?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah? That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah, put yeah Jacob.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Oh oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Heard a disgusted sigh in the background. Here's where the
bubble bursts. What, Elizabeth high, I know the bubble is
bursting right before your very ears. We were This is
a ploy and you are the victim of the ploy.
This is not this is not a free giveaway. There's
(30:43):
no weekend stay. There's not even a survey. It is
a ploy to see who you would choose for this
romantic getaway weekend. And no, you have every right to
be confused. So my name is Dave. I'm on the
radio with KATWB and that was Jenny. She's on the
radio with KTBB too, and so listening in. Somebody that
(31:07):
you know put us up to this to see who
you would choose. Oh my god, do you want to
guess who put us up to this?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Yeah, it's my sister.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
That's my sister.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
How did you know? And by the way, she's listening
right now?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, okay. I mean I've heard this kind of thing
on the radio before, Like I've heard this, Like, I
just didn't think there's nobody else who's gonna like, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
You don't think your husband would baby trying to do this.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I don't know who you are. I don't know why
you're judging me or taking that tone with me right now.
But we are separated, so I'm not really sure why
you need to like.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
What my what are you?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You might you might you might have missed the part
where we are on the phone with somebody who put
us up to this. And that's Lauren who put us
up to this. Because Lauren has a few things that
she wants to say to you now that she knows
that you want to spend the weekend at the with
your horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Elizabeth, You're you're screwing this up again. You're not even
supposed to be seeing that. It's like, it's not a
free for all.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
You need to mind your own business. That's really I'm just.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It is, Oh my god, I think you can't act
like an adult like you never have, and a family
just has to run behind you constantly cleaning up them
methods like it's exhausting.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Okay that you exhaust me.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
How do you feel cleaning up? How do you feel
about how do you feel about Lauren like budding into
your business? I mean, you can go to the Radison
with whoever you want to. I'm going to guess that
is your horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I'm not gonna talk about that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
How do you feel about Lauren like budding in your business?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
She sucks.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
She sucked her whole life and she's just even worse.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, but you're trying with Lauren. You're trying to You're
trying to help her.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
That's what that's what you're doing. You're trying to help
me by putting me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
That's really nice.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
That's because I asked so thoughtful, you're so self with
you're you're you're the one addicted to the drama. Why
are we on the radio?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Because you like to me about it. I already tried
to ask you, and you just flat out wide Okay,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
What's the phrase they use in Minnesota, watch your own bobber?
Is that what it is? Yeah, you never heard that
one before. No, just like mine, it's mine your own business.
Been in Minnesota, Wisconsin, they go watch your own bibber.
I've never heard of that's it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I only heard of it because of someone who called
into the show once and said that that was like
her dad's advice. But yes, it's very true. I mean
those two definitely sound like siblings.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
That fight. You can just see it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, that's the thing, is like we can sit here
and go, well, watch your own bobber, But we don't
know the history of how much maybe she has done
everything from bail her out of jail to uh, you know,
pay for a lawyer, pay for her and who knows
what sister number one. I get their names mixed up.
I think Lauren's the nosy one and Elizabeth is the
one riding the horse.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, well not just but also listen, I get it.
If you have to clean up after your sibling constantly,
it's exhausting. But this feels like something that's like, what
does she have to clean up?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
It's her own relationship. Let the girl get a ride
of I don't know, because maybe she will. You know,
she's like off with this writing instructor. She's gonna screw
up her marriage and then she's gonna be unhappy and
then start dating another loser. I don't know. What's the
book that everybody's reading now, Just let them or let
them let them by Mel Robins, So just let them.
(34:41):
We got to talk about that book someday because people
are like saying that book is plagiarized from a poem.
Have you heard that?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yes? I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, but people love that Booth.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Said, whether it's plagiarize or not, that is very messed
up if it is, and I think it is. However,
Mel Robins is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Her she is a great podcaster. She's a speaker, and
honestly she is. Yeah, I could go into a lot,
but we're talking about War of the Roses, so let them.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
So it's okay for her to plagiarize as long as
he's a great speaker. That's what you said, That's what
I heard you say.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'm saying I don't know the logistics behind all of
those claims. However, I've been listening to mel Robinson on
podcasts for a very long time, and I.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Have learned a lot through her and and.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Her let them theory makes a lot of sense, even
though apparently maybe it's on her theory.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Text messages mind your own bobber is ten percent Minnesota thing.
Another says, I tell my kids all the time, mind
your own biber. Another one says, maybe you shouldn't want
to stay with her husband yet communication is important. Maybe
she's going at her own pace. I think that that's
the thing is that sometimes when you're separated, some people
(35:51):
want to work it out, and some people are like,
I'm done. It's like counseling.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Or you get separated and you're like, hmm, this is
kind of nice.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Actually, it's the freedom made Yeah. Will you call Susan
and tell her that we want to try that? Yeah? Yeah,
but can I live in your sun room?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
No, because that's my favorite room in the house. You
can have the front living room. It's much more facious.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Can you imagine Saturday morning, you wake up, there's me
sleeping on your couch, drooling on your best pillows, storing.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, David sleeps in a little bit later than me
on weekends, so I'd probably be up making bracket noise.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
You'd be like, shut up in the BN. Just got
back from vacation. That's going to conclude War of the
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Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yes, and come hang out with me at Grays ahead
of time, please. I'll be hosting a pre party from
four thirty to six thirty and we've got prizes there,
so you're probably gonna go downtown and get some food
and maybe a drink anyway, So come hang out Grays
at four thirty to six thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
And then tomorrow we're all over the place. Jenny and
I are going to be at the brand new cub.
It's basically they tore the old one down and rebuilt
a brand new, state of the art flagship cub in Burnsville,
kind of by Burnsville Center. We'll be there tomorrow from
three until five, give stuff away, saying hi, just kind
of hanging out. I'll bring some magic tricks and long
to entertain you and your kids. And we'll be there
(37:40):
from two at three until five tomorrow, and I'm just
going to bring my personality.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
You know, that'll be entertaining, right.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, that's and I'll tell you to go to Holiday
Station Stores next door because it's right next to that
Holiday Station Stores and get one of their three dollars
meal deal.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Anything else we can plug Johnsonville.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
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just for three dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Love it all, right, let's get back to the business
here on katiewb vaunts back from vacation. Before we get
into vunst her as the pot was there. There was
like an injury at the wedding.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
You know, I feel like most functions, if you know that,
they went well if there was an injury. So we're
at the wedding. What's the after party the reception? Yeah,
and we've all it's like the middle toward end of
the night. So everybody had some drinks since this one girl,
and you know, sometimes it gets a little rowdy. A
girl started uh torque transparently she started working. And I
didn't know this girl. I guess she was part of
the wedding party. She was plastered like bad, bad. So
(38:35):
we're dancing. She's twerking like over here in the corner,
and she's like bent over. All of a sudden, we
just see her in slow mo, like she's bent over
and then she just like face plants into the ground.
But it was in slow motion, and we were all like,
what just happened? And I don't think she even knows
that she faced planning. But no, so we picked her
(38:55):
up because she just sat there her whole like eyebrow
was busted.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Why oh god, so seriously bleeding?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Ye okay, so like we kind of have to stop
the wedding for like two seconds. And I guess lifeguards
came because they had like a first aid kid, and
they're just trying to stitch her up. But this girl,
I feel so bad. She was having a great time,
but she probably had no clue what would happen because
she was drunk. She probably didn't feel.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It at all. How old is this woman? She looks
like she's twenty five ish. No, not a mom, Okay,
give her a pass. Yeah, she had a good old time.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I wish, minus the injury, that I was having that
good of a time day.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
But I'm glad I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
A story to come back from Mexico with would you
get those stitches?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
I was to working to her.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
She probably remember at a wedding reception. She probably doesn't
even remember.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Somebody, you're telling me nobody had their camera out and
started recording.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I would have immediately been like, oh my god, Jessica,
you idiot, and had my phone out.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, it happened in such like she fell over literally,
like nobody realized what was happening because she just slowly
tipped over and she's already been big.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It was like a.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Eighty five ish people because it was it was a
destination wedding and their family is much bigger than that.
But the good like the core eighty five you know,
first cousins, aunts, uncles, et cetera, came from both sides.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, the wedding itself was really really nice though. That's good, dude, Well,
you know, you got to have somebody who's fun at
the wedding, just have it say, because it'd be like,
how was the wedding? That was fine? But now it's like, oh,
there's a girl that split her face open doing like
twerking during the reception. See Von's pictures online on vont
leak on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah, I just did have the whole Mexico dump me
and Alyssa and Alyssa's dad. Who I know, Bailey's not here,
but Bailey is a crush on my girlfriend Alyssa's dad.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's a good looking is a pretty good looking man
for how old he is?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's about to be Can you do know how old
he is?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I think you've told me sixty.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
He's about to be sixty.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
But is so built and like so repped, and he
runs like every morning, like I don't know how many
miles more than Dave.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It doesn't look like he has a rink on his
forehead there.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I'm like, come on, no, he's a look that I
struck gold with future father in laws.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Forel Why you.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Want to sleep with them too?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
You know if Melissa turns me away once they're all right? Jenny,
good lord,
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Jenny's getting weird text messages from strange numbers that seem
to know who she is. They know your name because
we all get those ones. That's like unknown number and
it'll be like a like a California or a Texas
area code, and it'll be like, hey, what are you
up to? And you're like, what is this all about?
I just hit the lead on it.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, and I always do too.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But the weird thing is, in the last two weeks,
I've gotten two messages where they use my name in
it and it's a local area code. So I got
one this morning that was six five one and it said.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hey, is this Jenny.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And then I got one a couple of weeks ago
that was a seven sixty three but they said hey
is this Jennifer, which I'm like, well, I never go
by that, so like if I if you know me,
you wouldn't text me that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So yeah, I don't know. I just ignore them.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I also got like the easy pass one yesterday where
it's like click this.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Link, blah blah, you owe money.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I have been guilty out, which I'm pretty sure is
how my TikTok got hacked was because I clicked on
the stupid link.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're so gullible.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, I thought, I truly thought I owed some tolls
because I had gone on a trip down to the
Smokies over the holiday time, so I was getting all
these messages constantly.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was like stressed, thinking I was going to have
a fee, so I clicked on it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I never when you get those, I always figure if
they want my money bad enough, they'll figure out how
to email me. They'll send me a letter. Right, it
was s gullible, No, no, no, you were you were regullible.
But it was also it was really convincing because we
drive toll roads in Colorado sometime, but the rental car
company pays for those, not us, so it was kind
of weird. I just delete everything that it seems fishy.
(02:26):
I just deleted. I figure if they want the money
badly enough, they'll figure out a way to listen to
a letter or email me.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And especially with these random ones where they're using my
name in it, I'm like, if you saw that happened,
like hey is this Jenny? You usually would start with
a like, hey this is so and so is this Jenny?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
You know if they know me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So that's why I'm like, this has got to be
some kind of scam of sorts anyways, So I'm not
going to respond. I will be deleting if you happen
to be texting me, Yeah, don't just don't.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Can I read this text so really quick that came
in randomly?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, okay, so it said Hi Jenny and Bailey Billy's
on vacation today. Saw this meme less Night that said
dating is like walking a dog. At first, it's all
cute and exciting, but eventually you're just picking up poop
and questioning your life choices. I cracked up because that
about sums it up. Ha ha ha ha Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's so fun in the very beginning, and everything is
butterflies and rainbows and unicorns, and after a while, it's
like you start to notice the thing.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, that's all this meme and it said like, yeah,
in the beginning, you're like worried about what your hair
looks like, and you're like, oh, my nails be cute.
And then a couple of years down the line, you're
cleaning his poop stains from the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, you took it there, Okay, very nice. I had
on the on the field of romance and relationships, because
we do a lot of that on the show. I
saw an article what are three words a man can
say in a straight relationship to the woman that will
make her go? I like, this guy, what do you
think they are? It could be I've got dinner, I'll
(04:00):
wash dishes. None of those are correct. Text me and
let me know what you think those three words are,
and I'll give it to you here in a couple
of seconds. You just see if anybody could guess it correctly.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what it could be
because I'm very rich. I'm very rich. It would be nice.
I would just assume would be I love you. I
feel like it's too easy, though, right, that's probably not
As a guy, I'm gonna say whatever you'd like.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Because typically what Alysa's like, what do you want you
for dinner'd be like, whatever you want to do?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Just this is smart answer. No, that's not it either.
I mean it's a good one, but at the same
time I get annoyed when it's like, Susan, what do
you want to do for dinner? I don't care whatever
you want. I'm like, give me a little input here.
Do you want to get sushi? Do you want to
get Italian? Do you want to get Jimmy John's? What
do you want to do? Because in the minute you
suggest something, now I don't want that. Well, what do
you want isn't that the truth?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Please, what do you want for dinner? Oh, sushi sounds good?
Well do you want to get I don't know. Quiz
no's do you want to get chippot? Nah? Well, here's
some guesses. Honey, you're right, that's a good guess. That
is not the right answer, really, it is not.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I like this one says I attend therapy that I'm
telling you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Women would really love to hear that if man said
that to her.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well, it depends in the context. I mean it's your
first date and you just sat down. It's like, yeah,
I attend therapy. Probably not something to open.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I would actually be very excited for someone to tell
me that right off the bat, because that means that
they're working on themselves.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I think everyone should be in therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You don't have to have some crazy thing happening in
your life to be in therapy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
What about I need you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I feel like a lot of guys don't know how
to give the emotions. So a woman would like that.
I like animals. No, it's not that one. You are right,
This one is you sit down. Now, that's getting kind
of close. Three words that will make a woman go
I like this guy. Now it can happen on date
(06:00):
number one, although you could say it on date number one.
Here's one credit score eight hundred. Nice, you look beautiful.
This is what I've noticed about women who really are beautiful.
They get told they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So often that I think it's kind of annoying because
I've known some beautiful women and they're like, a I'll
go into this like the cub and the cashier will
be like, you are so beautiful. So that's not it.
You are sexy. Do you want to know what it is?
Give me a kiss, Give me a kiss. You know
what it is? Ready? I got this, I got this.
(06:37):
I got this. In other words, it's like I gotta
walk the dog. I got this, and you go do
it yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah I got this, Or.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Like okay, you're done, you're done, made making dinner and
everything dishes all over the place. I got this. I
do that every night. I pick up dinner. Like the dishes,
I go put them in the sink of the dishwasher.
I got this. Yeah, I got this. That's all it is.
So for example, maybe a Saturday morning, you wake up
in your cats they're going because cats will do that
(07:07):
when you're trying to sleep in. I got this, and
you go feed the cat. I got this. Apparently women
love this.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I mean it takes some kind of mental load
or physical load off of them.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So I can imagine that that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I would think it would work in any kind of relationship,
whether it's gay, lesbian, whatever relationship. But one partner's like,
I got this. I got this, because then you're like, ah,
I'm gonna drive all the way across town during rush hour.
I got this, and you do the driving.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You sure give me a kiss or give me give
it a give it, give me that ace.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, it was some three words that will increase a
woman's desire for them if you said give me a kiss.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, I'm not going to suddenly be like yeah, I'm
so hard.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I want to remember that I got this. We got this.
We'll be right back on KATWB. We've got everything from
War or the Roses coming up one hour commercial free.
We're on YouTube Dave Ryan TV. Check that out and
we're gonna do face off. Coming up in a second
little game for you, Dave's Dirt. There's a ton of
stuff going on. We're gonna talk about the Diddy trial.
And a little bit more of like, well, the disgusting
(08:14):
things that happened, but we'll keep it moderately family friendly.
It's all coming up. Here's Dave Ryan's.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Show on the radio on the iHeart Radio app and
blatch on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
TV from kad w B. Wolves won last night, so
there's good news. They advanced in the next round in
the playoffs. And what else we got? The Viking schedules
release yesterday, No surprises. They opened with a game Monday
night game versus Chicago on the road. Several of their
games are televised because you know, the country loves the Vikings.
That's the way it is.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Sorry, Well, here's you packer fan. Jenny's a packer fan.
I am. It's kind of embarrassing. Pack go go, pack up.
Bond doesn't really care. No, whatever team has nice colors.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, I say, vomb picks the ones that have been
cute colors.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, go giants others to check this out. They are
they're gonna start charging twenty five bucks daily for your
street parking over in Falcon Heights during the fair. So
basically where you've been parking on the street of the
State Fair to stay parking's going to cost you twenty
five bucks now.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So they're talking about like in the neighborhood areas that
you like, circle for an hour trying to find a spot.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now they're making neat Now.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
They're making I just parking the regular lot. Just get
it over with.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
With the traffic.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sometimes it's easier to be in those neighborhoods because getting
in and out of those lots is a nightmare. Sometimes
you're standing in and standstill traffic for an hour trying
to get into one of those close lines.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Worth it worth it?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I think it's worth it to just take the buses. Honestly,
I mean, you're right, you're we're lucky because we do get,
like media a lot passes to go to the State
Fair when we have our time there. But anytime I've
gone just on my own, I've always taken a bus.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's great.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
It's tough too, because they have that like hour and
some change where whatever street is blocked off because the parade,
So sometimes it's even harder to get out of whatever
lot you're in.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That is true. Yeah, you're right, take the bus. That's
the best way to do it. So they come from everywhere. Anyway,
let's talk. Let's not talk about the State Fair. It's
not even June yet, not even Memorial Day yet, it
is Katie WB. We're gonna play a little game here
before we get into Dave's dirt and then get into
War of the Roses. And I remember, you're never more
than thirty minutes away from another pair of jelly rolling
(10:21):
post belone that's coming up a little bit. So, like
I said, a lot going on, but now face off
Dave versus Vont, hosted by Jenny tell me what's going on?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, So I'm going to give you three different categories
of fifteen seconds to name as many things as you
can of inset category, and we do.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
One at a time.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
So I'm gonna have Vont take his microphone or his
headphones off first, and then we'll play with Dave and
then we'll come and grab Vont. So, Dave, are you ready?
I will fire off the timer for you.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Timer goes. You are going to start, all right. Your
first one is name any kind of.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Brand Target, Toro, Ford, the Toyota, Best Buy, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Crayola,
Benny Hannah Sony.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, I'll give because you hit that like right at
the end there, So okay, good.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Job, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Your next one is going to be fried foods.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Go Wantan's chicken rice, the pork chops, French fries, and
ride oprah and sesame. Good.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't know that I'm giving you pork chops.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't care. That's fine. I wouldn't either give me
oprah though.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah, okay, oh my gosh, suttled down over.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I've never heard of okra and anything we said gumbo,
so I'm giving you that one, even though I don't
know how much.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I've I've heard of it, but I don't think I've
ever had it. Okay, it sounds good, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
The next and last category is going to be languages.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Go Spanish, German, Portuguese, English, Greek, Latin, Japanese, Chinese, Mandarin, Korean, Taie, Polish.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Okay, good John.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's a lot of them, Jenny, There's like hundreds.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Of it, but it's hard to remember. All right, Bond,
we read him. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay? Okay.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
First category is brands.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Ketllogg's, Fruit Loops, Nike, Apple, Axe, Old Spice, Bounty, Charlotte, Pampers,
the brand Huggies.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
The brand.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Uh, Aquafina is a brand. The Saani is a brand. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, you don't give him Charlotte. You said Charlotte. I
think he meant Herman.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, that's exactly what I I honestly thought he said Charman.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
So yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Next one is going to be fried foods.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Go fried pork chop, fried chicken, alligator olives, fried fried ribs,
fried fried dang what is this fried?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You can really fry anything? Corn dog?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Okay, our pork chops fried?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Iused the text message says I fried pork chops all
the time. Yeah, I put them in the deep friar,
make them all right. I didn't know the answer to that,
so we both get a plus one.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I was gonna I wasn't gonna tell vont she challenged.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You, took.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I challenged him because I didn't really believe that was
a good answer. But okay, last category is languages Go.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
English, Spanish, French, Mandarin, Chinese, Japanese, patois. It's like what
I think Jamaican speak that Haitian. I don't know if
they have a language creole. Okay, okay, I did better
than that one than I thought, yeah, I feel like
I could have said anything for fruits that are fried
(14:12):
we're in Minnesota, have been good.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I just was I think I was going for more
things that are normally fried, like French fise.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
By the way, somebody said, Mandarin is Chinese. Chinese is
not a language, so you cannot give us both Chinese
and Mandarin.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Okay, So no Chinese, okay, So for that one, taking
a point off of that, and after that, okay.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
All right, So here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
In the first category, we had brands, Dave had ten,
vont had eleven.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Good job back with a bang, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
In the category of languages, Dave had eleven, Vont had.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh so Dave got that one.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And in the category of fried foods, you blew this.
You both got pork chops. Dave had six, Vont had
or six.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Tirida just did that little.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, sepect good job, Dave. You didn't get that many
on that one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think you thought you did better on that, but
you really didn't get barely anyhow, he was like, he
blew it.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I was pretty confident on that. That was a good one. Yeah,
good job, guys, Thank you. Jenny. Never more than thirty
minutes away from Post Malone and Jelly roll tickets and
just a couple of minutes away from War of the Roses.
About six minutes away from that one. We'll do the
keyword then get into War of the Roses. So sit
back for some dirt. Dave's Dirt on kd WB Dave
Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB brought
(15:56):
to buy six to one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's
Injury Law. The Wolves won last night. Now let's get
into the salacious Day three of the Diddy trial. Now,
there's some really just awful stuff in this one. You're
not going to get deep into that. If you want
to look up what Cassie you know, went through, you
can definitely find that. But so she told jurors about
(16:17):
the freak off parties that Diddy got her to participate in,
and they said they eventually beloved devolved into shoots like
movie shoots, like picture shoots. So pornography.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, okay, I thought that's what you meant by.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
She then recounted to did he would threaten to release
those videos if she ever disobeyed him. She said that
he essentially was in control of his her career. She
feared the crossing and would ruin her professionally and personally.
She said, I just feared for my career. I feared
for my family. It's just embarrassing and disgusting. Nobody should
do that to anyone. And I said to Jenny, I said,
(16:51):
what career did she have? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
She really did have a decent music career at that time,
because I used to get her in serum mixed up
a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, so she had the song Me and You.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, here's the song. See if you know this? And
I truly don't know that song.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I mean, it was huge back I'm trying to think
probably like two thousand and six is maybe.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Mid two thousands. Yes, Well, that's what he did, was
he would make like, you know, he would find like
an up and coming model, singer whatever. Didn't he also
do Danny Kane.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, that was like the whole reality TV show of
forming a girl group.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
And yeah, Danny Kane and I mean they had a
couple of hit songs. I know, they kind of they
kind of fell apart.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
And I am very curious to see if they're going
to be involved in anything down the line, because they
have had to have dealt with some stuff. They were
so young and impressionable when they became that girl group.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I will tell you being in the music business, you know,
kind of on the tertiary edge of the music business
for my entire adult life. People will agree to anything
for a dose of fame and fortune rather than working
at cracker Barrel. People will sign like the worst agreements ever.
That's why artists when they sign, you know, a record
deal with like say Columbia or Universal, they signed their
(18:25):
songs away, They signed their rights away. Sometimes they end
up owing the record company money. I mean you look
at everybody from Jonah Murray to I mean, think of
other accident Taylor Swift, who signed all our songs away
and she didn't own She owned the song writing, but
she didn't own the records anymore.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So the music business is a very but people will
do anything, not everybody, but anything so they don't have
to go to college or work at cracker barrel. Blake
Lively is not scoring any points with the public. So
the latest is there were threat that she threatened to
leak Taylor Swift's texts. So, in other words, in the
(19:03):
whole trial, Justin's legal team has accused Blake Lively of
pressuring Taylor Swift to publicly support her amid the lawsuit.
This all, according to People magazine. Lively allegedly threatened to
leak private text messages if Taylor did not comply, and
also Lively allegedly requested that Taylor delete messages pertinent to
(19:24):
the case. So, in other words, she's like, Okay, Taylor,
if you don't agree to back me up on this one,
I will leak some of your text messages.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's also coming from Justin Baldoni's legal team.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
True, So how did they get access to these text mestages?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Like, I don't know what the legality is to get
access to information like that, but you can't just suddenly
be like I need to see these text messages.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
I thought too, And I was confused about because I
didn't know it came from about Donie's team, so I
thought it was messages between Taylor and.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Her. Well, it was supposed to be messages between the
two of them, but not Doniy's team is the one
coming out saying that those messages.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So that's why I'm curious. How did they get access
to those messages?
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah? That's what they're me. Yeah, I don't know. Okay.
Continuing with the dirt, Netflix is bringing back a show
from way back in the day called Star Search. So
it's amazing because some of the people who performed on
Star Search went on to become really big. So I'm
gonna play a clip and see how you recognize some
of these people who were on Star Search, which is
(20:23):
coming back to Netflix.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Growing up in DC, I had like the most dangerous
job in the district of Columbia.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I used to deliver pizzas phenomenos. They
would rob me every day. Your challenges are a young
group from Houston.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Welcome Beyonce, Lativia, Nina, Nikki, Kelly, and Ashley the hip
hop rapping Girls Time.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So Beyonce was on Star Search with a group called
Girls Time.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I didn't me neither. Right, here's some more.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Jesus.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Do you want to gets who that is?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
No, I don't. I have no clue. It sounds like
I was.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Given older voice like Balley Partment, but not a.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Girl that put out a voice of like an eighteen
year old.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Back in the day, Brittany really could.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Sing wait, that wasn't Brittany though, was it?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It says it was, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I thought it was Whitney, And honestly that was amazed.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It was never on star Search.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
No, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm looking online right now and to see if it's
only a like a singing kind of star search thing again,
or if there's other talents, because I'm going to apply.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
It was mostly what you're not good enough at jump Round.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm pretty good and I would practice and I would
become better if I was accepted to audition.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well, Beyonce was on this show, so Beyonce, you're not
going to hit that piety.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
What I'm not saying, I'm going for singing. I'm saying,
do they do more than just singing?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I think they do. I'm in I would say that's
your best.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Okay, it does.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Each week emerging performers and music, dance, comedy and kids
acts will take the stage.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
All right, Well you could say.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It jump roping ca Okay, get off, get off of
this whole jump rope thing. Let's do your keyword right now.
Keyword right now is malone. So just open up the
iHeartRadio app and use the talk back thing that said
and then just say the keyword is malone, and that's
(22:44):
all you gotta do for you to be entered for
this time, right now, it is War of the Roses.
Let's get started. On kdbub piece of advice.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Your social company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's war of the road on Katie w B. We've
had a lot of unusual War the roses lately, and
this one is also unusual because it is not about
somebody wondering if their partner is cheating. It is a
woman wondering if her sister is cheating on her husband. Okay,
let's get the story from Lauren.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Hi, Lauren, Hey, yeah, I'm calling about my sister Elizabeth.
I want to know if she's sleeping with her horse
writing instructor.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay, so not her trainer, not her jiu jitsu instructor.
This is a first for us, her horse riding instructor. Yeah, okay,
tell me the story. What's up.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Elizabeth separated from her husband three months ago, and she's
supposed to be working on herself and going counseling and
not like dating or hooking up. But I'm pretty sure
that she is okay.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Because when you're separated. I don't know a whole lot
about it, but you're supposed to be, you know, not.
It's not an opportunity to go hook up with other people.
You live in maybe your own apartment or you live
back with your mom or dad or whatever. But you're
supposed to be working on making that marriage better.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Right, Maybe go into therapy, figuring out what's up with yourself,
knowing yourself a little bit better and how to be
better in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
So what makes you think that she's hooking up with
her horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Well, she accidentally texted me like not too long ago,
and she said, yes, we are writing two times a
week and writing and she wrote that in all caps
four or five times a week, and then she said,
my cat emoji is so sore, by I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, okay, now let's look at that. Honestly, you could
construe we've been writing a few times a week and
my cat emoji is so sore, but I love it.
You're horseback riding, yeah, But she didn't say it that way.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
No, And I called her like when I got it,
and she was like, oh, shut up, Like I was
just talking about riding horses, and like, I need to
mind my own business.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
And you do it quite the opposite. Now.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Well, yeah, the problem is though, like she's always screwing up,
and like ever since we were kids, I have to
like follow her around and clean up her miss and
that's why her and her husband are separated, because she's
just always screwing up. So I wanted you guys to
call her and see who she picks.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You know, I feel bad for you because I've got
siblings that also make a lot of mistakes, but I
just try to keep my distance and let them make mistakes.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Why do you care whether Elizabeth is making mistakes? Why
do you care whether she's with her horse riding instructor?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Because it always ends up like affecting my life.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
So, so she sent you the text accidentally that says
we're riding a couple of weeks and riding. Did she
say four or five times a week? Uh? Yeah, it's
a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of writing, Yeah, serious, her cat emogious sore.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Wow. Do you know anything about her horse riding instructor?
Speaker 7 (26:14):
No, just that she.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Started taking lessons like a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Okay, okay, very cool.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
I feel like Lauren, this is going to be something
that people text in about. Do you have some kind
of attraction to her husband that you feel like you
owe him something or what's the deal with that?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
No, not at all. Like I said, it's just like
since we were younger, I've always had to like pick
up after her and take care of for a message,
and it's just like exhausting, and I want her to
just like be an adult.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, Well, I'm going to tell you a lot of
people are going to give you the advice to just
let her go. Let her go. You know what, you're
both adults. Let her go mess up her own life.
But you know what, at the same time, you kind
of love them and you kind of want to keep
them out of trouble or rescue them. Here's what we
can do. We can call her and say, you know,
normally this bit is called war of the roses, but
(27:04):
we're not going to say who do you want to
send flowers to? But we can do is call and say, Okay,
take this survey and we'll get you like a deluxe
get away weekend at the name somewhere fancy the yeah,
and you get a dinner and you get a gift
card and you blah blah blah. Who do you want
to take along with you? Because if she separated, she
has the opportunity in the privacy to vanish for the weekend.
(27:29):
Who will she vanish with? Though, Let's find out now
on War of the Roses on Katie w B.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Let's find out R two of Ward of the Roses
starts right now on.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Katie w B. Bring up to speed on KATIEWB. Is
this brought to you by Ovo Lasy Lynn? Tell you
that thank you Ovo Lazy Glynn appreciate you. Uh. So,
she has a sister and she's annoyed with her sister
because her sister is always making messes. And then she says,
her whole life, she's had to run behind her sister
and clean up her messes. Not I didn't get into those,
but her sister is separated, and her sister is not
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supposed to be hooking up with other guys, and they're
supposed to be working on yourself and therapy. And you know,
your separation is not to end the marriage. It's to
try to make the marriage work. That's what I understand
about it. So she's taken horseback writing lessons. Her sister
is the separated one, and she the sister on the phone,
gets a text from her that she accidentally sent to
(28:25):
her sister that said something like, yeah, we've been writing
two or three times a week and writing in all
caps four to five times a week, and my cat
emoji is sore.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I got a little spicy, And so she confronted her
sister and was like, what's this button. She was like,
it's just a joke, but mad the overwhelming amount of
people that are not on the sister's side who's trying
to do War of the Roses and insane. It's like,
this lady needs therapy. She needs to butt out. I
think this lady needs to go to therapy. Why does
she feel she needs to rescue or clean up her
sister's mess. Let her sister be herself and if she
(28:57):
screws up, it's really not her problem. I like this
one a lot too, because this is kind of how
I felt when we talked.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
To these girls.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I would never do this to my sister Sisterhood is
ride or die someone texting.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
No matter who or what you ride.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, just like a shocked that this sibling is willing
to do this to her sister and just put her
on blast.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Whose side are you on? Well, let's find out what's
going on with the horseback riding instructor and set the
trap and see who she chooses for like a weekend
get away, because you're not going to choose your horseback
riding instructor for a weekend get away unless there's something
else going on, right making the phone call right now
on Katie w B.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Take what's right? Okay, Elizabeth?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like I said, it only was going to take a
few minutes. And now I do have that deluxe weekend
stay at their for you. It comes with complimentary dinner,
a couple massage. It's pretty romantic actually, so it'll be
a fun little weekend getaway. And what I need now
is who do you want to join you for this?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yeah? That's amazing.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah, put yeah Jacob.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Oh oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Heard a disgusted sigh in the background. Here's where the
bubble bursts. What, Elizabeth high, I know the bubble is
bursting right before your very ears. We were This is
a ploy and you are the victim of the ploy.
This is not this is not a free giveaway. There's
(30:43):
no weekend stay. There's not even a survey. It is
a ploy to see who you would choose for this
romantic getaway weekend. And no, you have every right to
be confused. So my name is Dave. I'm on the
radio with KATWB and that was Jenny. She's on the
radio with KTBB too, and so listening in. Somebody that
(31:07):
you know put us up to this to see who
you would choose. Oh my god, do you want to
guess who put us up to this?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Yeah, it's my sister.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
That's my sister.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
How did you know? And by the way, she's listening
right now?
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, okay. I mean I've heard this kind of thing
on the radio before, Like I've heard this, Like, I
just didn't think there's nobody else who's gonna like, oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
You don't think your husband would baby trying to do this.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
I don't know who you are. I don't know why
you're judging me or taking that tone with me right now.
But we are separated, so I'm not really sure why
you need to like.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
What my what are you?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You might you might you might have missed the part
where we are on the phone with somebody who put
us up to this. And that's Lauren who put us
up to this. Because Lauren has a few things that
she wants to say to you now that she knows
that you want to spend the weekend at the with
your horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Elizabeth, You're you're screwing this up again. You're not even
supposed to be seeing that. It's like, it's not a
free for all.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
You need to mind your own business. That's really I'm just.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
It is, Oh my god, I think you can't act
like an adult like you never have, and a family
just has to run behind you constantly cleaning up them
methods like it's exhausting.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Okay that you exhaust me.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
How do you feel cleaning up? How do you feel
about how do you feel about Lauren like budding into
your business? I mean, you can go to the Radison
with whoever you want to. I'm going to guess that
is your horse riding instructor.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
I'm not gonna talk about that.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
How do you feel about Lauren like budding in your business?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
She sucks.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
She sucked her whole life and she's just even worse.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, but you're trying with Lauren. You're trying to You're
trying to help her.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
That's what that's what you're doing. You're trying to help
me by putting me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
That's really nice.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
That's because I asked so thoughtful, you're so self with
you're you're you're the one addicted to the drama. Why
are we on the radio?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Because you like to me about it. I already tried
to ask you, and you just flat out wide Okay,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
What's the phrase they use in Minnesota, watch your own bobber?
Is that what it is? Yeah, you never heard that
one before. No, just like mine, it's mine your own business.
Been in Minnesota, Wisconsin, they go watch your own bibber.
I've never heard of that's it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I only heard of it because of someone who called
into the show once and said that that was like
her dad's advice. But yes, it's very true. I mean
those two definitely sound like siblings.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
That fight. You can just see it.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, that's the thing, is like we can sit here
and go, well, watch your own bobber, But we don't
know the history of how much maybe she has done
everything from bail her out of jail to uh, you know,
pay for a lawyer, pay for her and who knows
what sister number one. I get their names mixed up.
I think Lauren's the nosy one and Elizabeth is the
one riding the horse.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, well not just but also listen, I get it.
If you have to clean up after your sibling constantly,
it's exhausting. But this feels like something that's like, what
does she have to clean up?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
It's her own relationship. Let the girl get a ride
of I don't know, because maybe she will. You know,
she's like off with this writing instructor. She's gonna screw
up her marriage and then she's gonna be unhappy and
then start dating another loser. I don't know. What's the
book that everybody's reading now, Just let them or let
them let them by Mel Robins, So just let them.
(34:41):
We got to talk about that book someday because people
are like saying that book is plagiarized from a poem.
Have you heard that?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yes? I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, but people love that Booth.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Said, whether it's plagiarize or not, that is very messed
up if it is, and I think it is. However,
Mel Robins is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I don't know anything about.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Her she is a great podcaster. She's a speaker, and
honestly she is. Yeah, I could go into a lot,
but we're talking about War of the Roses, so let them.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
So it's okay for her to plagiarize as long as
he's a great speaker. That's what you said, That's what
I heard you say.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'm saying I don't know the logistics behind all of
those claims. However, I've been listening to mel Robinson on
podcasts for a very long time, and I.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Have learned a lot through her and and.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Her let them theory makes a lot of sense, even
though apparently maybe it's on her theory.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Text messages mind your own bobber is ten percent Minnesota thing.
Another says, I tell my kids all the time, mind
your own biber. Another one says, maybe you shouldn't want
to stay with her husband yet communication is important. Maybe
she's going at her own pace. I think that that's
the thing is that sometimes when you're separated, some people
(35:51):
want to work it out, and some people are like,
I'm done. It's like counseling.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Or you get separated and you're like, hmm, this is
kind of nice.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Actually, it's the freedom made Yeah. Will you call Susan
and tell her that we want to try that? Yeah? Yeah,
but can I live in your sun room?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
No, because that's my favorite room in the house. You
can have the front living room. It's much more facious.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Can you imagine Saturday morning, you wake up, there's me
sleeping on your couch, drooling on your best pillows, storing.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, David sleeps in a little bit later than me
on weekends, so I'd probably be up making bracket noise.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
You'd be like, shut up in the BN. Just got
back from vacation. That's going to conclude War of the
Roses brought to you by Ovo Lacy Glyn's. If you
love War of the Roses, you want to hear like
best ofs and classics, they're all on the iHeart Radio app, says,
just open that up and search for Dave Ryan War
of the Roses. A lot of people in there on
a road trip. They'll just stream just like binge on
(36:51):
War of the Roses episodes. Also, while you're in the
iHeart Radio app, you're gonna do that keyword in a
few minutes about another ten minutes away from another jelly
rolling post malone keyword to win those tickets, which the
show is coming up on Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yes, and come hang out with me at Grays ahead
of time, please. I'll be hosting a pre party from
four thirty to six thirty and we've got prizes there,
so you're probably gonna go downtown and get some food
and maybe a drink anyway, So come hang out Grays
at four thirty to six thirty.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
And then tomorrow we're all over the place. Jenny and
I are going to be at the brand new cub.
It's basically they tore the old one down and rebuilt
a brand new, state of the art flagship cub in Burnsville,
kind of by Burnsville Center. We'll be there tomorrow from
three until five, give stuff away, saying hi, just kind
of hanging out. I'll bring some magic tricks and long
to entertain you and your kids. And we'll be there
(37:40):
from two at three until five tomorrow, and I'm just
going to bring my personality.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
You know, that'll be entertaining, right.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, that's and I'll tell you to go to Holiday
Station Stores next door because it's right next to that
Holiday Station Stores and get one of their three dollars
meal deal.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Anything else we can plug Johnsonville.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Hot by Snack Freedo lightship a pull of copper coffee
just for three dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Love it all, right, let's get back to the business
here on katiewb vaunts back from vacation. Before we get
into vunst her as the pot was there. There was
like an injury at the wedding.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
You know, I feel like most functions, if you know that,
they went well if there was an injury. So we're
at the wedding. What's the after party the reception? Yeah,
and we've all it's like the middle toward end of
the night. So everybody had some drinks since this one girl,
and you know, sometimes it gets a little rowdy. A
girl started uh torque transparently she started working. And I
didn't know this girl. I guess she was part of
the wedding party. She was plastered like bad, bad. So
(38:35):
we're dancing. She's twerking like over here in the corner,
and she's like bent over. All of a sudden, we
just see her in slow mo, like she's bent over
and then she just like face plants into the ground.
But it was in slow motion, and we were all like,
what just happened? And I don't think she even knows
that she faced planning. But no, so we picked her
(38:55):
up because she just sat there her whole like eyebrow
was busted.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Why oh god, so seriously bleeding?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Ye okay, so like we kind of have to stop
the wedding for like two seconds. And I guess lifeguards
came because they had like a first aid kid, and
they're just trying to stitch her up. But this girl,
I feel so bad. She was having a great time,
but she probably had no clue what would happen because
she was drunk. She probably didn't feel.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It at all. How old is this woman? She looks
like she's twenty five ish. No, not a mom, Okay,
give her a pass. Yeah, she had a good old time.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
I wish, minus the injury, that I was having that
good of a time day.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
But I'm glad I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
A story to come back from Mexico with would you
get those stitches?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
I was to working to her.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
She probably remember at a wedding reception. She probably doesn't
even remember.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Somebody, you're telling me nobody had their camera out and
started recording.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I would have immediately been like, oh my god, Jessica,
you idiot, and had my phone out.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Yeah, it happened in such like she fell over literally,
like nobody realized what was happening because she just slowly
tipped over and she's already been big.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It was like a.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Eighty five ish people because it was it was a
destination wedding and their family is much bigger than that.
But the good like the core eighty five you know,
first cousins, aunts, uncles, et cetera, came from both sides.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, the wedding itself was really really nice though. That's good, dude, Well,
you know, you got to have somebody who's fun at
the wedding, just have it say, because it'd be like,
how was the wedding? That was fine? But now it's like, oh,
there's a girl that split her face open doing like
twerking during the reception. See Von's pictures online on vont
leak on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah, I just did have the whole Mexico dump me
and Alyssa and Alyssa's dad. Who I know, Bailey's not here,
but Bailey is a crush on my girlfriend Alyssa's dad.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's a good looking is a pretty good looking man
for how old he is?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
He's about to be Can you do know how old
he is?
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I think you've told me sixty.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
He's about to be sixty.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
But is so built and like so repped, and he
runs like every morning, like I don't know how many
miles more than Dave.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
It doesn't look like he has a rink on his
forehead there.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I'm like, come on, no, he's a look that I
struck gold with future father in laws.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Forel Why you.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Want to sleep with them too?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
You know if Melissa turns me away once they're all right? Jenny,
good lord,
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