7am Hour - I'd Kill Him

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have an interesting phone call and kind of started

(00:02):
with an email from Carrie who's getting married.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Carrie, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Uh, but you're now in the stages where you're planning
the wedding and you have some questions?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Many?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Many question.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, let's dive right in, because there's so many people
who have been married that said they, I mean, I
got you know, the wedding ceremonies, what we're talking about,
and spent money on this, or did this or didn't
do this and wish they did this differently. So what's
your first question? Because there's a lot of people who
can give you a lot of advice on this one.
What's your first question?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Oh gosh, I am. I know that a lot of
people talk about pricing, like what was the budget? Like
I guess I'm hearing from family and friends anywhere from like,
oh MI was really inexpensive at twenty grand. I'm like, cool,
that doesn't sound an expensive at all to me. But okay,
and some saying I spent over thirty six thousand dollars

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spent Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
What, it depends on the person. I will say my
daughter Beth's r wedding cost probably five thousand dollars. My
wedding was one thousand dollars. Allison's wedding was probably, I
don't know, twenty ish thousand dollars. Chase's wedding was probably
forty ish thousand dollars. For Sally's first wedding was probably
forty ish thousand dollars. I think it depends on how

(01:17):
much you're comfortable spending. But I'm not the best answer
or for that one. So if you haven't an answer
for Carrie, let us know a better description. I think
if you go, wow, that's too much, then it's too much.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, I haven't know, like what is there to because
I know some places like, oh, we include all the
chairs and tables and to get ready rooms. That's awesome,
but it costs more. Other places are we just have
a big open field. You bring your own tables and
your chairs and your tents. I'm like, okay, well what's
worth it? I know personally, I don't want to do

(01:51):
a lot of pi wive. Yeah, I've helped a lot
of my family members and friends, like I have the
hot gun burns to prove it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Well, I have a question more.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I do have a question, Carrie, because this is very
dependent on how big your wedding is, Like, are you
having two hundred people at your wedding or is it
going to be a little bit smaller.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
We have a list and including plus one and kids
because there's so many kids in our family, it just
doesn't seem fair to do a kid's free wedding. Yeah,
about eighty people.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, that's so, that's like a smaller size wedding.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Depends on the person you're asking, But a lot of
people will be like, yeah, we had four hundred people
at our wedding, Allison's I know, isn't that crazy? I
don't even even I don't have that many Facebook friends.
So let's do another question help carry out. What's your
next question that you can ask about your wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Is there something that you're really happy you splurged on,
Like there's some additional things like the day of coordinator
or having like all catering surface. Is there something that
you splurged on that was extra money but you're really
happy you did so.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
At my wedding, we did it outdoors. We didn't have
a DJ. We had a string quartet that made the
whole thing. It turned it from basically a picnic with
a minister there to It was a nice wedding. They
played during the you know, the walk down the aisle,
which was on my mom and dad's lawn, and then
they played while we ate and while we kind of socialized,

(03:21):
so that I would say, you're probably not going to
get a string quartet, but I would say get a
good DJ. I always tell people, don't get a cheap DJ,
get somebody who's done hundreds of weddings, because the DJ.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are you gonna have a DJ? Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, if you do get it, make sure that you
specifically say I want a DJ who's done hundreds of weddings,
because DJs can be fly by night and they can
be like, well, I don't feel very good. So my
cousin Tanya is going to DJ this wedding and she's
never done one before. Yeah, they're a host, they keep
things moving, they make announcements. It's so important that.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Or you get somebody who's just like, oh, I don't
need a DJ, I have an iPod, so like I'll
just play things off of my iPod.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
That happened at my cousin or my nephew's wedding. Right
they were in a country club, they plugged his iPod
into the sound system and it was disappointing. Yeah, it
was disappointed. There was nobody who was in charge.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
And in my experience, like I'm not married, but I
have tons of friends who are married, and they all
agree that spending a lot of money on the photographer
so that your photos are good is what matters most,
so that you can look back and like remember it accurately.
And I have some friends that have a photographer and
a videographer if that matters to you, and having like

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somebody who's good at what they're doing and like good
at the edit and all of that. Jazz was really
important to all of my friends who got married.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, we're talking to somebody named Carrie who's getting married,
and she's like, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't plan weddings. What's another question?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And people are gonna call kind of scattered, kind of
like you know, hodgepodge of answers for you, But what's
another a question that you want to ask?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well, I guess m's just the opposite was something that
you said money towards. They're like, you know what, we
really didn't need that Because I hear from other friends
and paths like, you know, we got this. We spend
so much money on these centerpieces or like kick display
and really we really did need to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, Okay, that's a good one. I don't have any
advice on that one.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I think so many people like DIY.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
They're centerpieces a lot of times, but even DIY and
it is still expensive. And then they get done with
the wedding and it's like, well, what do we do.
We try to sell it on Facebook marketplace and you
get a fraction of what we spent to put it together,
and your time.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Is added in there too.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
My friend Sarah actually made her wedding dress with her
mother and she was like, this is going to be
such like a wonderful time with me and my mom
making my wedding dress. And she's like, looking back on it,
I wish I just bought one. Why because it didn't
like turn out the exact way that she wanted it to.
Because she's not a seam stress, her mother's not a
seam stress. They just were like, let's do this together

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and have it be you know, like this bonding moment,
and so I think they could have just gone shopping
and having that be a bonding moment. Instead of sewing
it to good lesson, we were literally sewing it the morning.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Out to good lesson. Oh gosh, I speak.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Speaking of wedding dress is one of the questions you
asked in your email, and we'll wrap it up this one.
If you splurged on an expensive wedding dress, was it
worth it? What is expensive is going to change with
different people. I mean, five hundred dollars will probably get
you a wedding dress, and expensive wedding dress could probably
be five thousand dollars. Yeah, what is expensive is going

(06:31):
to depend on you. But that's one of the questions
you wanted to ask too, right, Yeah, how much are
you thinking of spending?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Any idea at all?

Speaker 9 (06:38):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I've been looking online to see, okay, what type of
wedding dress do I like? And sut from there. But
another problem I run into as everyone goes by this
designer or that designer. Are these designer chairs or this
designer table? I don't follow that at all.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't understand that either.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'd be like what I do think that people like
regret sometimes overspending on a wedding. But I think it's
one of those things like, well, will I wish I
had it? Will I wish I had the you know,
the hot dog bar. Will I wish I had the
photo booth. I mean, I will tell you this, when
I've never been to a wedding where people truly enjoyed

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the photo booth. They do it because they feel like, well,
she splurged on a photo booth. I better go over
and put the hat on and you know the funny glasses.
So am I wrong, Jenny, No, I like photo booth.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Okay. I'm one of the people that's like, we gotta
hit the photo booth no matter what.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay. So I hope that helped.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
But I would say keep your radio on and Carrie,
people will call in and text in and they'll give
you some ideas on what works, what was worth it,
what wasn't and good luck. I mean, either way, you
know you'll be happy with it, especially if there's an
open bar, and because that makes a good wedding.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, I agree, Liquid courage, like, hey.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Good luck, thanks for thanks for leaving it to people
who listen to the show to help you out.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You Bet. Thanks Garry Bye.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
We are looking for some more advice on wedding advice,
you know, like what do you want to say for
like a wedding and what do you want to splur John?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And what should you not splur?

Speaker 10 (08:16):
John?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Secretary Brie, the official Secretary of the Dave Ryan Show,
has been happily married. Now you've been married for like
how long?

Speaker 11 (08:25):
Oh, fifteen years?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Fifteen years? Happily married for three show. That's really cool, Brie.
What's your advice? Give me a quick little nugget.

Speaker 11 (08:33):
My advice is absolutely spend the money on a videographer.
That is something I did not do. And I sincerely,
deeply regret not having a professional video of my wedding.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Why because it's just something to look back on.

Speaker 11 (08:47):
And it's I just have a home video and so
you can't hear the vow being said. Very well, you can't.
You know, it's not professionally done and I wish I
had that keepsake.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, So hire a professional vid d.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Absolutely got it.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Thank you, Bree.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Have a great guy.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Kayla is on the phone. You're a wedding planner. Hi Kayla, Kayla,
are you still there?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hi Kayla?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Hey, what what advice?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Somebody called it a while ago, Carrie. She's like, getting married,
I'm super excited. I don't know how much to spend.
I don't know what to spend on, what to cut
money on.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
What do you want to tell or Kayla, Hi, Yeah,
I'm actually not a wedding planner, but my advice is
to splurge on finding someone to help you.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, so we find a wedding planner. Yeah, so that's
going to how much is that going to cost you?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
So I got married up on the North Shore where
things were a little bit less expensive, but I want
to say, we spent like seventeen or eighteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Okay, Okay, that's not bad, that's good. I thought I
was going to be for a wedding.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
Planner, so it was so so worth it. I was
in the same boat as this caller where I was
like I don't know what to do, what to prioritize.
And we split and she helped me through the whole process.
We met several times.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I could tell her like I care about this, I don't.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Care about that, and she would have really good ideas
for me. So I would say, after finding your venue,
like that's the number one thing I would recommend to
splurge and they.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Didn't try to sell you on things that you didn't
want to buy. They were like, you know, like I
don't want to do flowers, and you'd be like this,
She'd be like, okay, well I'm not going to do
flowers exactly.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
She was like, I know this place. You can use
them if you want.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
You don't have to.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
We can make this work. We can make that work.
I had a wedding where we did this or at
so super helpful and not sale dat wedding.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
N thank you and thanks for waiting so long, kayle,
I appreciate it. Let's go to Amanda. Amanda, she's going
to get Mary. She has no idea what to Splurgjeohn,
what would you tell her?

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Yeah, so I would say the best expense that I
did was a all inclusive venue that had a wedding coordinator.
It had a full staff. They did all this set
up and breakdown, and then my second one was a
professional decorator.

Speaker 11 (10:57):
We had to do no work.

Speaker 12 (10:58):
It was just a completely stress free day and that
all worked out.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay, So I don't you probably don't want to tell
me how much did you spend on the wedding.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Well, we had a we have a huge family, so
it was thirty two thousand and and you.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Know what, and people go, oh my god. Yeah, and
for some people that's kind of what it costs, right,
ain't Chase's wedding. His was very elegant and I think
it was probably over forty fo Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
So with less people we would have had way less expense.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, yeah, Chah, thank you very much. What about other things?
I mean people say, like a photographer, I'll say a DJ.
Always get a good DJ who's done hundreds of weddings,
not somebody who's filling in, because the DJ is so important,
I think because they're kind of the host of everything. Yeah,
and if they've done a million weddings, they know what
order and how how big of a gap it should

(11:47):
be between this.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
And this and this, and they keep it like clipping along.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
A lot of people are texting and saying, DJ is
a good splurge as well.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
And I like this because we did ask on Facebook too.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Someone said splurge on photographer, food, and entertainment, save on
flowers and center pieces.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
People will remember how much fun they had. They will
not remember your centerpieces.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
So if you're going to save on a centerpiece, what
do you put in the middle of candle?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Well, I put something in the middle. It's just had.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Some people do really elaborate center pieces or they diyat
and it takes a ton of time. So it's like
just have you can't probably have nothing, but have like
something simple in the middle.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Why Yeah, Alison, my daughter got married about five or
six years ago. And because we're from all from you know,
like originally my family's from Colorado, so our house in Colorado,
I went and cut up a little placeholder out of
these pine trees. It was a little block about two
inches across, and I cut a little slot in it
for the name card so it'd have a little piece
of our family heritage in there.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
That was really cool. It costs nothing, And.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Still I had that for a long time because you
said we could keep those, so I had mine as
like a little decor something.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
It did fit with what I moved, but I had
it in my apartment for a while.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You were nice to take it along with you. Katie,
we're talking about Carrie. Carrie's wanting to plan a wedding.
She has no idea what to splurge on what to
save von What did you want to tell her, Katie?

Speaker 12 (13:09):
I My biggest piece of advice is I've had my
own wedding and how many friends plan is figure out
what matters the most to you. It doesn't matter what
other people think, doesn't matter what other people want you
to have. It's about what you want. So if you
don't care about the flowers, don't spend money on them.
If you don't want to have a cake, don't worry
about it. I've worked with money of my friends and
like one friends like, I'm not having cake. I don't

(13:31):
like cake. Okay, that's fine, don't spend the money on it,
and think about your budget.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
You don't have to be.

Speaker 12 (13:39):
Spending tens of thousands of dollars that some people do
if you want to build a house or buy a house.
So I think that's what it's about, is spending time
with your family and friends that are most important with
you that day and celebrating your love. So don't think
that you have to do everything just because everybody else does.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I think that's really good advice because I think that
a lot of people like well, I got to do
the tradition, I got to get the three cheered wedding
cake and I got to do this and I'm going
to have this, and I think, you know what open bar?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Open bar is the game.

Speaker 12 (14:08):
Yeah, we do have lots of expensive you have the
money for open bar, It's okay, Like I wouldn't not
go to a wedding and spend the money because some
people just don't have that money for an open bar.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
True, it's very expensive.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Okay, yeah, it is okay, But in my experience, I
will say, if there's not an open bar at a reception,
you see people leaving a little bit earlier.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
I think really that absolutely.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
If you have to start paying for your own drains,
it's kind of like, okay, well I don't really want
to pay for these all night, so like people don't
stay as long when there's free booze, so whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Maybe you don't have alcoholic friends like I do.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
But thank you, Katie, appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
We got a bunch of text messages too.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, we're talking about things that you know, if you're
planning a wedding, this could be really valuable to you
to learn, like what's important, what's not.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, that's what a lot of people are saying. Day
of coordinators are one worth it. So maybe not necessarily
a wedding planner, but a day of course. Otherwise you'll
be stressed about making sure everything goes as you want,
and this person handles issues so you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
So a day of coordinator I like this one. It's unique.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Late night food is a must. We did a hot
dog bar at my wedding and it was a huge hit.
After drinks and dancing, people are hungry again at nine pm.
Splurge on late night food and that'll.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Keep people there later too. People then don't have to
go to Arby's to get something to eat.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Yeah, And I've been at weddings where they're like, they
bring in the pizzas and you're like, yeah, pizzas, even
though you just have the like fanciest chicken ever like
three hours before.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Does it really laugh fancy?

Speaker 9 (15:32):
YEA.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
A lot of catered wedding food is kind of left food.
It looks give me that Domino's at ten pm.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've never been to a wedding where he said, oh
the food was so good. It's usually like, okay, let's
eat I'm hungry chicken and green beans.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Oh, and then I clear my plate completely clean. I
love a wedding.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Did we miss anything? If we did, let us know.
Send us a text at Katie, you'll be one, five, three,
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Speaker 4 (16:44):
Can I read one tax super quick?

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Just in one Okay, because I think it'll be really
helpful for anyone who's planning a wedding. This person's planning
their wedding for September. There's a Facebook group called Minnesota
Bride's Buy Sell. They said, I've gotten so many items
from my wedding from that page. You can definitely check
it out. You'll save a ton of money on centerpieces, tables,
of course, signage, florals, everything. So look up brought Minnesota

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you out if you're trying to diy be frugal whatever
it is good idea.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean some people, you know again looking at you, Wyseida,
they got forty fifty sixty thousand dollars to spend on
a wedding. But I would say most people that ain't
the Number one, if they had it, they wouldn't spend
it on a wedding. And number two, they might not
have that kind of money to spend on a wedding.
Beth got married for probably three thousand dollars. Allison's was
more expensive, chases his mom paid for most of it.

(17:34):
I paid for I think I had to pay ten
thousand dollars for Chase's wedding. Nice because she said, I'm
throwing in ten thousand dollars. You're going to throw in
ten thousand dollars spoom. See that scares me. Like me
and a Lyssa talk about eventually when we do get married.
But I'm just like, I know that I want to
spend my life with you. But that's just money for
a wedding. But I'm just like, I don't have no
consensus of how much money. I wonder if people have

(17:54):
spent forty thousand dollars on a wedding and then kind
of recredit it like we could have got by with
a whole lot less. But then there's probably other people
who go, no regrets, no regrets on my beautiful, wonderful,
elegant wedding, or regrets not doing more maybe not doing
more too. So thanks, that was really helpful. Let's do
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Great is because there are all different kinds of opinions.
If we all agreed, then life would be very boring.
And Britain this sam Ushigar Ashgari, who is what Britney's
boyfriend or ex boyfriend, ex husband, ex husband? He has
something to say about Britney's conservatorship.

Speaker 14 (21:13):
That's what I was like, Wait a minute, like I thought,
I'm in America when you mean someone over the age
of eighteenie's permission from their parents. That was the most
difficult and weird spiral thing that I've witnessed in my life.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think anybody associated with Britney Spears lately is just
a little bit shady, and including him, including her dad.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
So they got married in twenty twenty two and got
divorced last year. So I think they got married when
she was sort of being free of her conservativeship. I
might be wrong on the timeline of that, but the
whole relationship felt very weird, and her last boyfriend was
like a contractor that came to her house to do
something or something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah? Remember the drones over New Jersey and how the
media could not get enough of these, and every day
we talked about whether we have been invaded by China
or whatever. Yesterday they said that the drones were also
hobbyists or authorized by the FAA for research and other purposes,
recreational and private individuals that enjoy flying drones. In time,

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it got worse because of curiosity.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
It was not the enemy or.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Are they covering? Yeah, you know the booth landing was fake.
You know, they didn't really go to the moon. Why
are there no stars in the sky when they're planting
the flag in the background. They were busy that day,
The stars were busy. Yeah, they had other stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Okay, sarcasm everyone really, Jenny, I just want to make
sure because you're the amount of people that go on
to Facebook and don't realize what sarcasm is or is
a joke is terrifying these days.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So I'm clarifying it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Rang, I'm just saying there's no way we could have
survived getting through the radiation belt on the way to
the moon.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Just saying it is no possible way.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
The radiation belt. Oh yeah, it's fashionable.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Google announced yesterday is going to be updating Google Maps
to reflect the name change Golf of America. Google said
in the post, we received a few questions about naming
within Google Maps. We have a long standing process practice
of applying name changes when they begun updated and official
government sources, and so apparently it is now called the

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Gulf of America on Google Maps, which I thought was
a ridiculous renaming thing. I am not offended by Gulf
of Mexico right next.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
To Mexico makes sense.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
I would say Mexico takes up more of the area
than the United States, but maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
It's good to know you two know all about geography.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I know about shore lines.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
You know about shore lines.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah yeah, beaches.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let's see what else we got here, moving on to
other dirt. No, no, no, okay, here's interesting a list
of artists who have never won a Grammy before. These
are all and there's a surprising amount of artists that
really should have gotten a Grammy. For example, here's one
that's never gotten a Grammy. Nicki min I tell you,

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surprisingly I thought they had. I really thought the Backstree
Boys had gotten a Grammy.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
I'm going to look it up because that surprizes me.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It does me too.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
This band has never gotten a Grammy. This this band
has also never gotten a Grammys. Brothers Journey, Katy Perry,
Beach Boys have never gotten a Grammy, and neither has.
It doesn't surprise me too much. I guess they were
probably nominated. I probably got beat out by some half
like Macy Gray or some.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Kind of reminds me of like Marvel Movies will never win,
like an Oscar, kind of like Backstree Boys and InSync
will never win a Grammy because they were like the
popular vote, the thing that everybody liked, but not necessarily
the most autistic right, you know, esb.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I looked it up. They were nominated like eight or
nine different times, but never won.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I think it's some people don't like the Grammy Awards
because it's not the people's Choice Awards, Sammy, I don't disagree. Okay,
coming up in a few minutes, justin Timberlake Tickets. With
your confessions. Think about what your confession can be. It
can be something about what you did at work that
you got away with, what you did on vacation that

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you got away with, maybe something that you are doing
now that you're getting away with, or anything confession with
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Speaker 2 (25:34):
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We're gonna do a little something here that's just like finish.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Tell me the story. If he wasn't my boyfriend, I'd
kill him. Or if he wasn't my husband, I'd kill him.
If he wasn't my partner, I'd kill him.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
All Right, I got a list.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
No, The most recent thing that bugby was the fact
that Andrew does laundry all the time, like a fourth
of a load, and then he puts it in the
dryer and then it's left in the dryer until he
decides he wants to do something with it. So anytime
I go to do laundry, I have to deal with
his laundry city.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Sitting in the dryer.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, and I have nowhere to put it, so a
lot of times I put it on top of the
dryer and then it falls off the side to the
back that's dusty and gross, and now it's dirty again.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
And every single time I open that dryer.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
I know that his clothes are going to be in there,
and I swear if he was my boyfriend, would kill him.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I got it, I gotcha. Okay, what about you? If
he wasn't your boyfriend, you'd kill him or your husband.
I wonder what Susan would be. She probably like, if
he wasn't my husband, I'd kill him. Probably because I
can never find anything. I'd be like, aah, where's my okay,
where's my wallet? Where's my wallet? It's a good one.

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I said it right here. I you moved my wallet?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Where is it?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
And she'll walk over to exactly where I said it
and go here. It is one of the most recent
was I couldn't find peanut butter in the cupboard. I'm like,
there's no peanut butter in here. She's like, yes, there
is no, there's not. There's a video on my Instagram.
Show me where the peanut butter is. She moves aside
a couple of jars and it was in a squeeze thing.
I wasn't looking for squeeze peanut butter. I was looking

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for a jar of peanut.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
But it doesn't seem like you were looking at all.
Were you razing your eyeballs.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
If she if I wasn't her husband, she would kill me.
What about you?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
What about you give me a send me a text
message or call me six five one nine eight nine
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Speaker 4 (27:35):
I feel like my.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
List could go on and on. But one more I'll
add to it is if Andrew was not my boyfriend,
I'd kill him. By the way that he talks on
the phone in public, it stresses me out.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Oh why he gets a phone call and it's like,
oh hey, Tony, yeah, what what do you need today?

Speaker 13 (27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
So the ski trip's coming up and we're going where
we're going to redladch Firth. He's like screaming in the
middle of target and I'm like, bro, this is not
ninety ninety Tony, can hear you?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
You can whisper into your cell phone and it'll work.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Just anytime he has someone on speaker, on his bluetooth
or just on the handheld cell phone, he's screaming into
his phone.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I can imagine it's like the real estate in him
because I can imagine like him getting a call me like.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah, yeah you so and so, Yeah, yeah I got you.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You know, like at the airport.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
There's some bro getting off an airplane and he's wearing
a cheap suit and he's selling plastics or something, and
he's like, huh, yeah, hi just.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Landed in the Twin Cities. Yeah, uh huh the Johnson Project.
Yeah right, no, right, Bradley, shut up.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Melissa doesn't know how to put the iron back.

Speaker 13 (28:41):
She'll iron something and we used to keep it in
the corner, and when she's done, she'll just put it
in the middle of the floor, which is weird because
Alyssa's the most clumsiest person.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Iron.

Speaker 13 (28:49):
Yes, in the middle of the floor, yes, because that's
like to get from the plug to our bed. But
then she'll just leave it in the middle instead of
putting it back, And I'm like, for somebody that trips
on air, I'm surprised that she just leave this plug
dragged across the bedroom, like you're gonna fall when it's dark.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
What would less to say about you? If you weren't
her boyfriend, she'd kill you because.

Speaker 13 (29:06):
Why because I'm picky with my food. She'll be like,
do you want to try this? Do you want to
try this? And I'll be like, no, I'll do pork chops. Again,
and she's always just trying to try something different.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, okay, what about you? If youre wasn't your boyfriend,
you'd kill him And got a couple of text messages.
He leaves dirty dishes in the sink when the empty
dishwasher is right there.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Good thing.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We have the dishwasher fairy to take care of it.
It's me, I'm a dishwasher fairy. Another one, Jenny, it's
not just Andrew. All realtors shout into their phone that
wasn't my husband. I'd kill him, promised. The world doesn't
need to know every last random trivia nugget about sports
while watching the game, Wash the damn game?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Did you know that the Vikings have had a first
down on fourteen consecutive possessions? Shut up.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
That's also if you have a boyfriend that's really into
Lord of the Rings and you try and watch Lord
of the Rings with him, it's the same exact thing
as the sports Like, hey, trivia fact, did you know
when he kicked that a helmet that he actually broke
a toe?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
You're like, okay, so it goes across all all kinds,
all kinds.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
Somebody texted, my husband brings dirty dishes, brings home his
dirty lunch pirates, never rinses that out or cleans it
at work, just puts the lids back on it and
lets it marinate until he gets home.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Now Melissa does that same thing.

Speaker 13 (30:17):
She'll bring home her lunchbox and the next day I'll
see her tupperware in the lunch box with food in it.
I'm like, you couldn't throw the food out or let
the or rinse it out anything. It's like, well, and
then I gotta go back and wash the dishes.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
If it wasn't my husband, I would kill him. He
eats cereal before bed, is a snack and then leaves
the bowl where to go. Hold on one second and
then leaves the bowl and spoon on the floor by
our bed. Oh no, if he wasn't my husband, i'd
kill him. If he wasn't my husband, I'd kill him
because he leaves his clothes all over the room and says, oh,

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I'm gonna wear them again in a couple of days.
I think clothing is a lot the guys are get wrong.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I like this Texas's.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
If he wasn't my husband, I'd kill him because he's
constantly leaving his size thirteen shoes in the middle of
the kitchen, and I'm always asking him who left this
boat in the middle of the floor.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's a shoe. That's a lot of shoes.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
That's a good bit.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
That's a lot of shoe. If it wasn't my husband,
I'd kill him. Every time he needs to call the
banker make an appointment, he doesn't call. I have to
call and sound like a man for him. Wow, there
are a bunch of these, Thank you very much. Okay,
looking ahead, in the next couple of minutes, we're gonna
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disguise your voice. I'm going to run you through the
voice disguiser three thousand. We're gonna try it out right
now to make sure it works by doing a little
test run with Jenny.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Jenny, go ahead and give me a voice.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Hello. Hi.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Yesterday I broke the law because I couldn't get into
this one parking lot. So I went to the next
parking lot, and then I just drove over the median
between the two because I didn't have time to go
around five blocks and I.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Just drove right over. I love this one.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
It doesn't really sound like you.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
No, it doesn't at all. I like this one better
than the you sounded hot, sounds great.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
It's the voice disguise or three thousand.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
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Speaker 1 (32:39):
Confession, What do you got where you put you through
the voice disguiser so nobody will know it's you. Let's
get started with line one. If you can hear my voice,
I am talking to you. What did you want to confess?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Here on the oh, let me disguise you. Hold on
one second to got disguised. You push this, push this,
push this, okay, and you are disguised. Now you're good.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay, what did you want to confess? Yes, you try again.
Person that just said hi, are you still there right now?

Speaker 12 (33:17):
You can hear me?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, I know, Yeah, I got it all set up. Okay,
you're good to go.

Speaker 12 (33:20):
Okay, spring break. About two years ago, I hooked up
with my friend who.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Was a girl.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Now that's infesting. How did that come about? Was it
after a couple of glasses of wine.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Or was it what?

Speaker 9 (33:37):
It was a little bit stronger than wine. You were
at the house and we were drinking from taking some
shots and doing karaoke, and it just happening.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Did you ever talk about it or did you ever
bring it up again?

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Oh, we're not really friends anymore because of that.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
We didn't really call it after splay break.

Speaker 15 (34:02):
No, not really.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Awkward.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
It was super awkward.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Fun while it last.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
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you're on KTWB. What's your confession?

Speaker 15 (34:27):
Good morning days?

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I hear you.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
So.

Speaker 15 (34:30):
A couple of years ago, my boyfriend and I got
into the huge argument, and he left, and he was
gone for like two days, and I figured out that
he's probably gone back to his old girlfriends, who he
didn't know that I knew where she lived. So I
drove there at two o'clock in the morning, and his
car was in the parking lot, and I was a

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little off set.

Speaker 8 (34:53):
And you know those like Proba little bricks that you
ed your garden with. Sure, I picked one of them
up and I put it over my head and I
mashed his windshield and it felt so good, oh, you know,
and I took the Then I took the brick with.

Speaker 15 (35:11):
Me, and I drove home and I denied it and
till you never knew.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
It was me.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Whole wind Always take the evidence.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Like like so satisfying.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
So that wood for you, all right, he's hold.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I'm glad it wasn't violent, like she didn't like, you know,
shoot it, get out like a like a pellet gun
and start shooting him or something. Hey, that's good, Let's
go to somebody else. Another confession on Katie w B.
If you can hear my voice, you're on the air.
What is your confession?

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Hi, I'm calling because I was making candles with a
friend of mine when I was in high school at
my parents' house and I accidentally started the kettle on
fire and and so and I sep water on it,
which made it work almost st fire. And instead of
telling my parents, I decided to repaint my ceiling and

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just never told them. I did get caught eventually a
few weeks later, but yeah, yeah, I tried. I put
a good effort in my girlfriend and I repainted a
ceiling and then my grandparents had like wall paper around.
I used puffy paint from you know, way back at
that time, and coffee painted my wallpaper border not puffy because.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Like t shirts, not right.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
The funny thing it is not like you were, you know,
like in making meth in your bedroom doing something pretty innocent.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
Man to handle my mom scares me.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
I'm sorry, Can I address something really quick? People are
texting and saying that the voices aren't disguised. The disguiser
is deepening their voice this time around and not making
it higher. So yes, the voice disguiser is working. None
of these people have this deep of a voice.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
So I can make it go the other way, go
the this, Try this gin you go ahead, try it.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Well, Hi, Okay, there you go, hie texting.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, that's fine, let's do another one. If you can
hear my voice, you're on the radio, what's your confession for?
Justin Timberlake tickets. Your voice is disguised.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hey Dave, you don't have to say your name, but
that's okay.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah ah, I blew it all right.

Speaker 10 (37:25):
So when we were in high school, my brother and
I decided to throw a party. It was mainly my
brother and all of his buddies. My parents were in Hawaii,
and we threw this huge party. Somehow my mom caught
wind of it and like called the cops because she
couldn't it was my my Uh, my parents were divorced

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at my time. My dad got remarried there honeymoon is
in Hawaii. So we threw this huge party. Uh my
dad caught wind of it when he got home, and
my brother decided to completely blame then your party on
me because punishment would be a lot less severe if
it was just me because I'm total daddy's girl. So

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we never fully informed my dad that the party was
completely my brother's idea and all of his buddies. I
got like one week of like I was grounded for
a week. Now, if it was my brother and he
knew that it was my brother, it would have been
a whole different story. We were in our twenties and
at the cabin we finally told my dad that it

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was all completely my brother's idea.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
What did Dad say at that point?

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:37):
God, he it would have been a.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Whole different story.

Speaker 10 (38:41):
I mean, my brother was a totally different.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Kid than me, and you were daddy's girl.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Okay, I think that no matter what we think, when
we ever did it, when you were a kid and
your mom and dad would go out of town, be
like mom and dad are in like Ohio, have a party.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
They always found out.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
My mom and dad found out because there were beer
cap beer bottle caps underneath the couch. Like, why are
a bunch of beer bottle caps underath the couch? I'm
going because my stupid friends put them under there.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
You threw parties when your parents were.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
One just one, wow, yeah, just one. That was the
one where my friends got drunk. Were light not fireworks
in the basement and thought and I was so drunk.
I thought it was funny. They're like, David, David, come downstairs.
I come downstairs. There's smoking sparks everywhere. I fell on
the floor laughing because it was so funny. Wow, all right, okay,
I think we might have one more last confession. If

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you can hear me, you're on the radio. What is
your confession for? Justin Timberlake tickets.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Hi, I hear you.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Well, when I was about.

Speaker 16 (39:46):
Twenty one years old, I was an employee at Starbucks
and I had just put in my two weeks freshly
twenty one, and I thought it would be a really
good idea to bring in a mason jar of Malibu
my girl, Yeah, some drink, bring home for myself.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
You were spiky girl crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Did they catch you? They never caught you.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
They did not nice nuts like that.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You know, you're twenty one years old.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Why not bring in as I mean, it's coconut, it
goes with coffee, it does, sounds delicious.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
It does.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Okay, We've got the woman who hooked up with her
best friend on spring break never spoke again because it
was too awkward bringing liquor into Starbucks, smashed your boyfriend's
car window when she found out he was at his
ex girlfriend's house, started a fire while making candles at
mom and dad's house.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
And did we get the brother party yep, the yep, yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Sliding glass door. Okay, gotcha. I like the woman who
smashed your boyfriend's car window.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Oh, I liked the candle one.

Speaker 8 (40:50):
See.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I like the windshield one. Yeah, so our windshield one yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
No windshield, no windshield.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Okay, that's got balls. And it felt so good, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
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