7am Hour - Jonah Marais, Macaroni Man

Jonah Marais stops in to chat about his upcoming show at the Fine Line, we play What Does That Listener look Like, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, thanks for being here on KATIELB. But it's Dave
and Jenny and Vant and Bailey. We have Joan Murray
coming in the studio a little while here Joan Murray
from Why Don't We also from Stillwater High School. Go Ponies,
Go Ponies. He's coming in a little while. The kind
of hang out give away VIP tickets for a show
shows the guess is tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Probably a little check on that well because of details.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
But yeah, we got some VIP tickets to give away,
which means you get to meet him and you get
to see like a little quick acoustic set us.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh that's very cool.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We get somebody in the phone here who's got a
story and I just thought I want to have her
tell this story on the radio because it's funny and
it's regretful and it's uncomfortable and it's funny. I'm gonna
let you be the judge of how funny it is. Sabrina,
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Good morning. How are you.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You're calling from beautiful Woodbury, Minnesota? Is that right? Yes,
the garden spot of the east Side.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Is that what they call it?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, so you just moved into the neighborhood. Tell me
a little bit about what this new neighbor that you encountered.
What happened?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
So I became friends with a nice neighbor next door,
and she said that everybody was going over to Karenne's
house and that it's open. Anybody can go. You guys
should join. So we decided to go, my husband and
I and they were going to watch the Vikings game.
So I thought this is a good way to meet
the neighbors. And it seems like Karenne is a little

(01:31):
bit older, but she's also just rude as.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
F okay okay, really really.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Rude and snobby. I mean, yes, she has a nicer house.
And I could tell that she was kind of looking
down at me immediately when I met.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Her person So what what tell me about the conversation?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
So there was a group of us and everybody was
talking and you know, she was asking some questions and
she she looked at me and said, so, what does
your husband do? And I said, oh, he's in construction
and she said, what like on a roof.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I could just picture her seat holding to Cosmo.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Yeah, on a roof in them.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, I'm well, yeah, that's jobs sometimes. And then she said,
where do your kids go to school, and I said Woodbury.
I naturally said, oh, we don't send our kids to Woodbury.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
They go to Creton.

Speaker 10 (02:36):
Oh wow, okay that is like a fancy that's a
fancy School's a nice school.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Yeah, everybody, I'm like, okay. So after a while, the
other people left and it was just Corinne and me
and so I finally got sick of her attitude, and
I did have a couple of glasses of wine, so
I just decided to hit her back with So, Karin,
at what age did you realize you were no longer attractive?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
At what age did you listen to you cackle it
yourself you should be ashamed of yourself. Did you realize
you were no longer attractive?

Speaker 10 (03:21):
Karin's like whole body like tenses up, like her butt
like escapes back into her.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh yeah, well, I mean I did put her in
her place. She glared at me and like a solid
five seconds and then she walked away. But I felt
really good about it. I was amped.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And you had a couple of pinos in you too,
So yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
So you know I shared it with my husband and
I was like, oh, and I told him that I
put her in her place and what I said, and
he said I went too far. He said, no, no,
this this woman is like top dog of the neighborhood
and now she's going to have you and I blacklisted.
I'm like no, and so he thinks I did the

(04:06):
wrong thing, and I just I mean, did I really
go too far?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yes? Yes, yes you did.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I mean for your first meeting with her, maybe a
little too far.

Speaker 10 (04:19):
So I can imagine, like if somebody's saying like little
snotty things to you every so often, you like tolerate
it for a while.

Speaker 11 (04:26):
You're like, okay, this is that's that was snotty.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
Oh well that was snotty too, and then it gets
to a point where you're like, you know what, why
are you talking to me that way? I'm not sure
if I would snap back with when did you realize
you were no longer attractive?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
That's a slice.

Speaker 10 (04:40):
That's something you think about later on and you're like, god,
I wish I had said that.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Was she one of those people that kind of like,
you know, you could tell that they back in the
nineteen forties during the war, that they were that they
were super hot, and now that they've you know, they've
kind of aged a little bit. I mean, is that
kind of what you were going for?

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Oh? Yeah, sort of?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, I got you, Like okay, because everybody gets little bit.
You know, we're not as attractive as we were back
when we were twenty two. Maybe, but to call somebody
out on it, Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Maybe I apologize to her.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Nope, I mean, go ahead, are you?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I don't want to, but my husband thinks I made
a mistake. I mean maybe I'll earn her respect.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Now.

Speaker 11 (05:18):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 10 (05:19):
Sometimes people respect you when you like stand up for
yourself and they know that they're like snotty person.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
They'll be like, wow, you know what, I wipe my
hands like good job. I think, yeah, I canna get
that on a T shirt. At what age did you
realize you were no longer attractive? I'm gonna read some
text messages in case you. Sabrina met her snobby neighbors
in Woodberry, and the neighbor was saying insulting things like
what does your husband does?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's in construction on a roof, and it's like where
do your kids go to school? Well, they go to
Woodberry because we live in Woodberry. Excellent school, yes, excellent
oils and she's like, our kids go to Curryton, which
is creating like it better not better, but it's.

Speaker 11 (05:58):
Like, yeah, crmhul is super fancy.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You get a good education there.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yea, Andrew's brother went there, but Andrew didn't care about school,
so they wouldn't pay for him to go there.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
That's funny. Text messages Your Karen got what she deserved.
Insulting you to your face is not okay, b word
needed what she got. Another one says, if that's how
that woman acts, I can guarantee you there's more than
one other family in the neighborhood has been waiting to
put that woman in her place. You go, girl, I
think that's true. Another one says Woodbury resident here, they're

(06:32):
all this snotty, but yeah, you went too far. You
should have said something about her yard. All right, Hey, Sabrina,
thanks for being on the show. We appreciate it. I'm
on your side. You did go too far. You might
end up paying for it, but it sure felt good
in the moment.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Didn't it it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Welcome to the Space Ingle Studio special guest Jonah Murray,
and you want to see Jonah Mourray. He is We're
all on the webcam Dave Ryan Show, on Instagram, YouTube,
and on Facebook The Dave Ryan in the Morning Show.
How are you, Jonah, I'm doing great? Did you just
is I'm picturing you being an artist going from city
to city to city? Did you just get in like

(07:12):
at four o'clock this morning or how long you've been here?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
No?

Speaker 12 (07:15):
Actually, we booked the tour, so the Minneapolis show is
the last show of the tour, and I had about
a week to hang out here before because I knew
I'd be coming in all tired from I've done fourteen
shows now, so I just wanted to like, come in,
get a little relaxation, hang out.

Speaker 13 (07:31):
Mama's cooking, I say, over in the corner.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, when mom cooks for you, I'm gonna guess you
seem like a mac and cheese kind of a kid.
Is it Mom's mac and cheese or is it Taco Tuesday?
What is Mom's special?

Speaker 13 (07:44):
So I've been spoiled in my life.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
My mom kind of studied under a French chef and
she's very a very good cook.

Speaker 13 (07:52):
So I'm like going out into the world.

Speaker 12 (07:55):
I wish I picked some of that up, But every
time I'm home it's just the best. Like pasta lemon
chicken pasta, Swedish pancakes in the morning.

Speaker 13 (08:05):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What are Swedish? Uh?

Speaker 12 (08:08):
They're like thin, kind of crepe like pancakes with strawberry
jam and then powdered sugar on top.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Now, as opposed to when you're on the road, let's
say you're in the middle of Albuquerque, what are you
eating in Albuquerque? Anything?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
John?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What do you do? Do you eat garbage on the road?
Jonah Moray? Or you did you go out and get
sushi with your band?

Speaker 13 (08:31):
So I ate Chipotle almost every day.

Speaker 12 (08:33):
Okay, that's like a constant, like I can, I can
kind of reliable. Yes, Chipotle Starbucks were always the staples.
But I don't know a lot of a lot of
gas station stuff, you know, beef jerky drinks.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Not the best.

Speaker 12 (08:50):
So when when I when I get here, it's been,
it's been. It's been great to have some good living,
that rock star life.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, I guess that's what it sounds like to me.

Speaker 12 (09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Talked to Joonah mom about this and get him to
eat some fruits and vegetables.

Speaker 13 (09:08):
Yes, okay, yeah, she's trying.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Where are you living now? Joana. I know if you
don't know Jonah Mourray Jonahs from grew up listening to KTWB. Yes,
grew up in still Water, and then you were in
still Water High School and you started to put stuff
on YouTube and then it kind of blew up from there.

Speaker 12 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, I was. I was on YouTube. I also
was live streaming on a website called you Now. That's
kind of when it first took off in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Momen that long Yeah, wow.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (09:37):
My mom at the time she had just been diagnosed
with breast cancer and she's totally cancer free.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Now, God wonderful.

Speaker 12 (09:45):
But it was sort of I think my escape, a
little bit away from from all of that heaviness, was
on the Internet and singing and connecting with the community
through a laptop in my room.

Speaker 13 (09:57):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, that's amazing with music now, he was, They're
in your room and go all over the world. Yeah,
and still Water High School now the legend has it
and you can tell me whether this is true, and
I love the story. Jonah was getting so popular in
still Water High School that you couldn't even walk down
the hall to your like homeroom class without girls going
out so they kicked you out of school? So how

(10:25):
much of that did I get? Accurate?

Speaker 12 (10:26):
So I actually went to Stillwater Junior High. That was
when I was That's where I was at still Water.
I ended up going to Minnihaha Academy in Minneapolis for
ninth grade and part of tenth grade, and then.

Speaker 13 (10:39):
That kind of happened.

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Like definitely coming back to tenth grade, I had, you know,
probably twenty thousand followers on Instagram, and it was definitely
like starting to buzz a little bit. And there were
just a lot of jokes that were like thrown around
about me and whatnot. And I was just sort of like,
I don't know, I've kept in touch with a lot
some Mini high kids, but also it was time for

(11:02):
me to kind of get out of there.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I thought, oh gosh, yeah, so then you're so you
dropped it, so you quit yep, And and then things
got bigger and bigger. Yeah, And then all of a sudden,
We'll give me a day that was like, holy crap,
this is like a life changing day. Was there one
day in particular there was like have like that one
meeting or that one day where things change.

Speaker 12 (11:24):
I was invited to perform at the grand stand at
the State Fair with a company called DigiFest Okay in
the fall of twenty fourteen, and I had only been
performing either with my family or in my room on
my laptop to that point. And so I walked on
stage and there was probably like eight thousand people there,

(11:46):
and that was my first time being on stage and performing,
and it was like.

Speaker 13 (11:50):
How did my life just get here?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Very strange as most people, Yeah, they play in a
bar into like a bar room or something with six people. Yeah,
and you were your first live show was eight thousand.

Speaker 12 (12:01):
It was crazy. Yeah, I kind of blacked out. I
don't really remember. And then you got into why don't
that's right? Yeah, that was I mean a huge experience
that you know, it's an interesting story arc of how
it started so well and maybe in quite the way
we all hoped it was right.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
But you were worldwide. I mean you're like all literally
all over the world. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (12:22):
We did I think three world tours and yeah, I
think I think in twenty nineteen we did almost over
two hundred shows. So it was just like non stop, going, going, going,
And I'm so thankful for those dudes and the relationship
we have and also just it brought me so close

(12:43):
to so many of the fans, and yeah, it's been
great on this tour, being out on a solo tour
now and seeing a lot of those familiar faces from
from the band ais and we're all kind of growing
up together and it's it's really an amazing thing.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Because why don't we started I'm going to take a
guest twenty seventeen, issh around there. It was twenty sixteen, okay, yeah, yeah,
and then it was you know, doing their thing was huge.
We had a lot of songs here on Katie WB Yeah,
and then now you're doing a solo thing. Just turn
your radio on. Is Jonah Maray? Yep? Jonah Moray one
of the good friends of the radio station, because you know,
there's a not a lot of artists when we talked

(13:20):
to like, I don't know, Tate mccrazy didn't grow up
listening to it, right, So you actually did and used
to listen to War the Roses when mom would Yeah, Bob,
it's cool, is this true?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Let him listen to War of the Rose Sees.

Speaker 13 (13:32):
He didn't really approve of it, but I would sneak it.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I love I love it. Well, you mentioned the fans
a little while ago, and we're gonna do something kind
of cool. This is something we've never done before. If
you are listening to the show right now and you are,
send me a text with your first name. We will
choose a random one or two and we will call
you and Jonah will talk to you for thirty seconds. Wow,
thirty seconds. Okay, okay, thirty seconds.

Speaker 13 (13:58):
Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
We did think about what you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
We didn't get your approval to do this, but I'm
okay with this.

Speaker 13 (14:02):
I'm just I'm totally fos.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
If you want a phone call from Jonah, you will
text me your name. And I'm looking for fans. Yeah,
I'm not looking for Ted from Roseville, who's like, I
don't know who this guy is.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
What am I winning?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
But we've already got some text in so we're gonna
grab some. We're gonna call and then you just you
can ask Jonah anything. You can giggle nervously, you can,
you know, and if you.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Get Jonah's gonna giggle.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Nervous if you guys want, and then in a few minutes,
we'll give away the I picket the IP tickets for
the show tomorrow night.

Speaker 13 (14:37):
The line, Oh nice, you tickets left. It's gonna be
a fun show.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
What do I get with the I P? What does
that include? Jonah?

Speaker 12 (14:45):
I do a little pre show, hang and do a
couple of songs acoustically, and uh do a little Q
and a I stand out kind of where the crowd
stands and everyone goes around me in a circle and we.

Speaker 13 (14:58):
Just kind of hang out.

Speaker 12 (15:00):
It's very casual and then everyone takes pictures and it's
fun fun.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Do you want to grab one?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, you want me to call? You want to just
call live?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You know, I'll call Live. Okay, let me let me
try it because I'm gonna see how this goes. Okay,
I'm going to pause that. Give me one second while
I'm dialing. Tell me, Jonah, what question do you get
all the time? And you don't mind answering any questions,
but there's certain questions. It's like how did you get
her start? Or what is her like on the road?
What question do you get all the time?

Speaker 12 (15:30):
I think it's I would I would say probably about
about the band and are you are you still friends
with the guys?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
And you know that kind of that's what everyone always
wants to know. They want to know Tea.

Speaker 12 (15:41):
Yeah, yeah, there's not any there, crazy Tea.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I was like, I see you guys hanging out all
the time too, when you came to my show last.

Speaker 13 (15:49):
Week and know it there, they're awesome, They're great.

Speaker 10 (15:52):
I went to one show one time, really when it
was here, I don't remember where it was. Came to
our show I did with like a bunch of like
fourteen year old girls and me and I don't great time.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
I'm really good that day. I still remember. I wore
a leopard print jack and I bought a shirt that
I still wear on runs.

Speaker 13 (16:07):
Can you bring the leopard print out again for.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
I still own I still own it, hot dog, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Someone texted and says Bailey and Jenny giggling nervously the
whole time is so real. I'd be the same way.
We're just nervous about Jonah.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We may have somebody on the phone here, let's see, okay.
One went to voicemail a little while ago. Check it out.
They're like, oh, hello, hello, Hi, my god. Is it Courtney? Yeah, Courtney,
say hi to Jonah Murray, Hi, Jonah.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
Hi, Courtney. How's it going?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
It's going?

Speaker 13 (16:46):
Good.

Speaker 14 (16:46):
How are you.

Speaker 12 (16:47):
I'm good. I'm drinking some coffee. I'm hanging out with
Dave and Bailey and Jenny. We're having a good morning.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
Sun.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, you got fifteen seconds. Make it count, all right.

Speaker 14 (16:59):
I want to know where the wildest place you've done? O.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Man.

Speaker 13 (17:04):
I got to go to Rio de Janeiro last year.

Speaker 12 (17:10):
It was during Carnival, and I'm friends with the singer
there and she was really it was just an amazing experience.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I would say that very cool. Yeah, your time is up.

Speaker 13 (17:21):
It's lovely to talk to you, Courtney.

Speaker 11 (17:25):
Just like I'm never watching this ear again, so.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Talk to me about So the show's tomorrow night. You
can be the fine line to give away VIP tickets.
We can grab an enthusiastic caller right now, one pair
of VIP tick yes, fun pair, because the show is
pretty crowded, so it's you can cramb a whole lot
more people in there. So we'll grab an enthusiastic caller
number whatever, okay, okay, like caller number ten. But sometimes

(17:51):
we take caller number ten and they're like, what did
I win? So we don't always say call it okay,
So we'll grab somebody if you want to go see Johan.
What do you do in the rest of the day.
You go in to Mall of America? We who or
what are you doing?

Speaker 12 (18:01):
I'm doing a couple other kind of interview type things,
and then I'm doing the first pitch at the Twins
game tonight.

Speaker 13 (18:08):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Tell me, how did you get first pitch at the
Twins game?

Speaker 12 (18:13):
I don't know exactly, but they gave me a call
towards the beginning of this tour and she was like, Hi,
this is Claire from the Minnesota Twins. Like, we want
to have you come in and through the first pitch
when you're.

Speaker 13 (18:25):
Here for yourself.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
And I grew up like the most massive Twins fan.
I would wait outside the stadium trying to get autographs
and stuff and and so this is a big moment.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Now, But you don't want to do it. You know,
remember when Fiddy he threw it. Yeah, he threw it
over the backstop. Have you practiced? Are you nervous? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (18:45):
I went practicing yesterday. Pretty good. Pretty Are you.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Going to stand on the mound or you're going to
stand ahead.

Speaker 13 (18:50):
Of I'm going I'm doing the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Bear will be like dang, I.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Did it and I stood on the mound and people
like you're standing on the mound. You're never gonna end
the love it. It's okay, it's you know, I mean
you can do I are you really you're gonna throw
it over the backstop?

Speaker 12 (19:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Picture, I think we have a caller on the phone
for your VIP and check it out here and see
we do it looks like Danny, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Danny morning.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
He say hi to Jonah Mourray.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
Hi is so excited.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
It sounds like you're coming to my show tomorrow night.
Are you are you down?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
I love you and I love the fine line.

Speaker 13 (19:37):
Yes, amazing.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Well, this is meant to be. This is meant to be.
Where are you calling from, Danny?

Speaker 14 (19:42):
Mieaolis.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Okay, let's go have fun at the show tomorrow night. Danny,
thank you for listening, and hold on for one second. Jonah,
it's always a pleasure to have so much to have
to hang out with you. Yeah, have fun, enjoy Mom's
Swedish pancake. Yes, okay, yes, and and the the mom
is like a French chef, so it's amazing. So thanks

(20:04):
for coming in, yes, and we'll see you next time.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
So excited for the show tomorrow night, so excited to
talk with you guys. And I'm also I'm working on
an album for next summer.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Where are you doing? Where do you do your ud?
Are you in l A? Are you you don't do
your basement or your bedroom? Where do you work on albums?

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Now?

Speaker 12 (20:21):
I'm I'm I have the pleasure of working with Ryan Lewis,
who's an amazing producer who I grew up listening to you.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, cool.

Speaker 12 (20:32):
And he's just so much fun to work with. He's
such a goofy dude, but also so talented and comes
with great ideas. And so he's got a studio in
LA but also up in Washington, so we kind of
bounced between the between the two and it's a nice juxtaposition.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Super cool, Jonah, thanks for coming in, Mom, thanks for
bringing him in. We appreciate it. And we'll see you
tomorrow night at the show. Maybe I don't know. I
there's tickets available, Go online and see if there are
there's a few. Be fast done, fine line, Jonah, We
love you here, Thanks for having in. It's Katie w b.
Jonah Marayh twisted lullaby on Katie w B can't That

(21:10):
is Jonah Murray and Twisted Lullaby on Katie w B.
He's so cool when artists come in. I love when
artists come in and they're really easy to talk to.
And Jonah's like chatting with like a you know, like
a buddy or your son's buddy.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
He's real cute. Like Vaughan, where's cologne? That's like too much?
And we talk about that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Jonah had like a such a nice cologne on it
that I was like, okay, it's like flow down and and.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I I agree, he just had just the right amount.
Now Vaughn puts on too much. He takes he takes
a paint roller and a paint roller pan and rushes
it in there and he rolls it up and down
his chest and his.

Speaker 10 (21:48):
Is like cheaper, so it's got like aluminum in it.
And like Jonah's cologne was like, you know fresh, it
was like you know, part of his skin.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Stop talking about it, but you can't even here.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
He doesn't even know.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Talking junk.

Speaker 15 (22:03):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
No, let's do let's do. We got some stuff to
catch up on, Katie WB. Let's do it.

Speaker 13 (22:13):
Give us five minutes.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
We'll give you the dirt Dave's dirt on Katie w V.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I was shocked to wake up this morning. I had
not heard this story and hear that Brett Farv has
Parkinson's disease. Here's a little clip I've been talking about it.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
I wanted to help my all the manor and benefit
the community. Sadly, I also lost an investment in the
company that I believed was developing a breakthrough concussion drug
I thought would help others. And I'm sure you'll understand
why it's too late for me because I've recently been
diagnosed with Parkinson's. This is also a cause dear to
my heart.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Somebody brought up that that's They reminded me that's the
disease that Michael J. Fox has. Yes, And so if
you wonder what Parkins's eventually does to the body, that
is kind of you know, And I don't know much
about it anymore than i'd get from watching Michael J.
Fox being interviewed. Where you have I think, controllable body motions,
but your brain is still your mind is still absolutely lucid.
So and I don't know much about the progression of it.

(23:07):
But I think Michael J. Fox has lived with Parkinson's
for possibly twenty years, for a long time.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
Yeah, him and Muhammad Ali had it, and I know
that they were like one of the most famous people.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
With em I think you're right. Yeah, let's see you
find something fun here. Ellen's new special begins with a
montage of her roller coaster career. Here is a little
bit of Ellen, your first.

Speaker 13 (23:29):
Appearance on network television. You welcome Ellen de Generes.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Ellen de Generes is certainly on the fast track.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
She's one of the top female comedians on television.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ellen's new sitcom is a superfiable top ten hit.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Now the real Ellen is putting all that success and
favorite risk.

Speaker 13 (23:46):
I'm gay for more than there was.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Six million people watched her coming out episode.

Speaker 15 (23:51):
Why did you think it was necessary for you to
come out?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Because it's okay.

Speaker 16 (23:56):
When life get you down, you know what you gotta do,
Just keep swimming swimming.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
She may have told off one of the greatest comebacks
of all time.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Dylan Show has become one of the most popular shows
in the world.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
A few years ago, I started ending my show by saying,
be kind to one another.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Here's the downside. I can never do anything unkind ever.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Now Ever, ever, she's the queen of nice, really the
queen of me before.

Speaker 16 (24:22):
Her Ellen is back, although she's saying this new special
will be her farewell.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think she's really interesting. I mean, I've been around
long enough to remember when she was brand new and
when she came out on her show. She had a
sitcom back in the nineties, and then she got the
Ellen Show, and then she kind of got canceled, yeah
and lot.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And she left pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I feel like once she got canceled, but now I
feel like her comedy tour has kind of revived her
in a way. I don't know, just to say goodbye
again it yeah, but like I don't know, I feel
like it showed this other side and gave her more
of a voice of everything that happened, I suppose.

Speaker 15 (25:03):
But I also feel like, if somebody's claiming you did something,
and most people are saying, yeah, she did, like her
employees and stuff were like, yeah, she wasn't the nicest person,
I don't know what defense you could kind of give.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
And you know, my thing has always been she worked
with a bunch of cry babies and she was a
bad ass boss.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
I'll always say that.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I really believe that. I think she was a bad
ass boss who knew what it took to be successful.
And the cry babies that she worked with were like,
I don't want to be scolded when I come in drunk.
I don't want to be fired because I'm an ash.
I don't want to be scolded because i'm you know.
So she ran a tight ship and people didn't like it.

(25:40):
That's what I see, because I never ever heard anything
bad about her until people started being little cry babies
about it. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:48):
Well, I think seem like most of what people said
was just that she was mean. But I know plenty
of mean people. I guess, so same sort of thing, Like, Eh,
I don't know if you need to be canceled for
being mean?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe she was just
getting burned out and he's been doing it for a
long time. Okay, let's move on to other things and
see what else we've got. Not a whole lot on Diddy.
I think I saw something flash by a little while ago,
and yeah, here it is. The eleventh person now has
accused Diddy, who the Feds have charged with felony, racketeering

(26:20):
and sex trafficking in La Thalia. Graves held a press
conference with her attorney, Gloria Alred, who you've heard of before.
They detailed a very awful experience in two thousand and
one by Ditty and his bodyguard. She accused him of drugging,
restraining and more and filming without her knowledge. Only recently

(26:43):
did Thalia learn that the video was sold. Yikes, just ugly,
just awful, awful stuff. So let's do something happy. Let
me do something happy. Yeah, let me see. No, there's
nothing happy in the news. Okay, there is. Okay. Today
is National Daughter's Day. Rate all the wonderful daughters out there,
Alison and Beth, thank you for being wonderful daughters.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
What about you're on the daughters me and Bailey. Yeah,
we're like you're built in daughters. We're sitting right here.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
The forecast. The forecast sunny, skies and a high of
around eighty degrees.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I mean, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
You could at least say one nice thing hand gosh,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Vikings are now three and ohoy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Vike's over saying a nice thing about it.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Wow, free and aw right that Jenny got her haircut
and it looks really nice.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Thank you, Bailey.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
Their I said something nice Dave, because you can't bear two.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm like, Ellen, I'm here's me. Okay, We're gonna do
a little something we love to do on the show,
and it's called what does that listener look like? How
do we get started with this? Jennifer?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
So if you want to just pull up some people,
we got two people on the phone, and then we're
gonna reveal what they look like. I will post some
pictures so you can see for yourself, but we're going
to talk to them first and get to know them.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Hannah is on the phone.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay. So now the way this happens is like when
you hear a radio d J, or you hear somebody
maybe you're on like a conference call, and you're like, oh,
there's somebody who lives in like h I don't know
they live in Atlanta, and I'm on a conference call
with them every week, and I have no idea what
they look like. So you finally go on LinkedIn and
look up Joyce Martin and you go, that's what she
looks like, or you might go, oh, that's.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
What she knows.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You never know is surprising, Like when people meet me,
they go, oh, hell jump, scare you sound attractive on
the radio and then they meet me and they go,
so let's meet Hannah.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Hi Hannah.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
First of all, Hannah, where are you calling from?

Speaker 14 (28:38):
I'm calling from and where's where I'm from?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Well, she has definitely she has short hair. If she's
an andover, she definitely has short hair. Okay, I've made
that up, don't.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
You know that?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Can we ask Jenny certain things like how old they are?
Is that off limits?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
And we kind of said not to probably ask age.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
So we're just going to get to know them based
on like fun facts about them or what they do
for a living.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Where'd you go to school? Ud High School and College
of Any High.

Speaker 14 (29:03):
School was in Roseo, Minnesota for those that don't know,
it's about ten miles from the Canadian border.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, yep, wow.

Speaker 14 (29:09):
I graduated college from the Midgie State University.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Okay. Oh what do you do? What do you do professionally?

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Now?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Hannah?

Speaker 14 (29:16):
Now I am in the insurance industry.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Okay, she wears glasses, no question. Okay, Jenny fire away
with some questions.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, Hannah, what do you do for fun?

Speaker 7 (29:27):
For fun?

Speaker 14 (29:28):
My family likes to be outside pretty much all the time.
I wouldn't say like camping. More of the glamping style
would be mine, but anything really outside when it's.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Nice, blonde blonde hair glasses.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Bailey, are you in a relationship. Do you have any children?

Speaker 14 (29:46):
I am yes. I've been married for nine years now.
I have two kids, a seven year old son and
five year old daughter. We're fighting the other room right now,
I hear them.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
I want to know a little bit more about like
your home, so like what what kind of house you got,
Like how many floors you got?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
What does that tell you about how she looks?

Speaker 11 (30:06):
Listen, let me let me cook in split.

Speaker 14 (30:08):
Level home, so downstairs, upstairs room, because if.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
She had a giant, massive house, and I would think
this lady's got money enough to get her hair dead
all the time.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
That's a valid question.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
David, fine to ask her.

Speaker 15 (30:24):
Did you in high school win like cutest couple or
like the most attractive person, like any of those superlatives.

Speaker 14 (30:32):
I did not get in any of the categories. You
will not see me except for maybe a random background
person in one of those things.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I was the same way Hannah, and nobody paid any
attention to me in high school. I was never in
the yearbook except my portrait, So all right, we need
to figure out what she looks like.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Okay, I have I have thoughts.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm going to say, and where can we see these? Jenny?

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Is that going to be a day rynshow dot com?
And also on Instagram and Facebook as well? Okay, on
our stories on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
All right, I'm going to go ahead and say, you
got short blonde hair, you got glasses, you wear green.
Green is your color. I'm gonna guess whatever picture we're
gonna look at, short blonde hair, glasses, attractive, very intelligent looking,
but a kind face.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
I don't think that at all.

Speaker 10 (31:13):
I think she has dishwater blonde hair and it's long
and straight, but she puts it up in a bun
a lot, and then she has maybe like one interesting tooth,
like if it's a snaggle tooth, or like something that's
like one interesting tooth.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Okay, that's what I think, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Well, I know what she looks like, So I'm not
gonna guess.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
Does VON know what she looks like? I don't.

Speaker 15 (31:34):
I'm gonna say not Bob. Sure, I would say a
little longer than Bob. Brown hair, glasses, I'm not good.
I'll say like five five. Okay, did any of us
come close?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hannah?

Speaker 14 (31:51):
Not really? I'm five sick, so you got about that part.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Not for people who if you want to go look, Jenny,
you're gonna post this immediately. Is on Instagram on Wow.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
I was so wrong.

Speaker 11 (32:05):
I was so wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Let me check it out here. So it's Dave Ryan's show.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Great hair. Gosh, I wish my hair was that voluptuous.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Where do I see it?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Instagram story my hair.

Speaker 14 (32:16):
Or done anything with it in about a year and
a half.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
You know, well, at least I knew you had long hair, Hannah,
I got that right, But I guess I can't tell
if you have one interesting tooth.

Speaker 11 (32:26):
I'm gonna say maybe you do. Who knows you're.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
A lot hotter than I thought you were. Can I
say that you're a lot hotter than I thought, A
lot hotter, so.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Creepy, David, Yeah, I love to hear that.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah you're yeah, you're attractive.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Describe her for anyone who's now.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I thought she would look a lot like my sister Donna,
and you look nothing like my sister Donna.

Speaker 10 (32:51):
I think Hannah has a pleasant shaped upper lip. It's
very pleasantly shaped. I've not seen a shape quite like that.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
You have long brown hair, and yeah, and she is
it looks like you are fit and you have a
little blonde highlight and you are Yeah, not what I
expected at all. So go see what handle was. Hannah.
Did you have fun with us talking about what you
look like?

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, good, Okay. You guys are so shallow. Not everything's
about looks. Have a great day, Hannah.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Yeah you too.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Okay, let's turn the tables and talk to a guy
who is our guy on the phone. Brent, Good morning, Brent,
Good morning, Brent. Where are you calling from?

Speaker 9 (33:34):
I'm currently calling from River Falls out there.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
What do you What do you do for a living? Brent?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
I'm in construction sales.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Construction sales.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
So you're not driving the back ho, you're not using
the nail gun. You're selling the services of the people
to do that.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Correct, Okay, all the other stuff, and then I hung
up the tool belt and went to sales.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I gotcha, Okay, got twos at all?

Speaker 9 (34:01):
I do?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
How many tattoos?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Yeah, I think I have seven.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Buzz cut he's definitely got a buzz cut.

Speaker 10 (34:08):
BA.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Ask him some questions.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
Yes, I want to. I want to know what your
house is like. Tell me about your house. The dumbest question,
what's your house like?

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Pretty average healthy person?

Speaker 10 (34:19):
I think, oh, not your health, your house. Your house
like your home where you live?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
All right?

Speaker 9 (34:30):
My girlfriend and I just bought a three bed split
level and two baths, and then when we moved in,
I did the basement and added a fourth bedroom, so
now we have a four bed.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Okay, somebody ask a question that actually helps figure out
we're trying to play. What does this listener look like?
Now you listen to Brent and I've already got that
he's got a buzz cut. What you give me a question?

Speaker 14 (34:53):
Brent?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Did you play any sports in high school?

Speaker 6 (34:55):
That was my question?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, I did football, basketball, and baseball, athletic build How
long has it been? No, don't say that one, but
a lot of athletes kind of go to pot after
they get out of high school start put on a
lot of raining, beer, lot of You got a fat neck, Brent,
I'm not just kidding.

Speaker 15 (35:15):
John asked question, could you have you seen a picture?
Have you seen Bailey and Jenny before?

Speaker 9 (35:22):
I honestly I've seen Jenny.

Speaker 7 (35:24):
I don't know if I Oh, yes, I actually.

Speaker 15 (35:26):
So then could you pick both of them up on
each like Jenny in one arm and Bailey in the other,
See how muscular he could be.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
I would give it the old college try, but I
don't know if i'd be able to do it.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I could do that includes Jenny's booty. No, no, give,
We're gonna try to guess what this guy looks like.
Brent is listening to the show, and we will reveal
what he looks like here in a second. One.

Speaker 15 (35:51):
I think you're built. I think you're six one. I
think you have like a quiff of hair, so like
quick if no, it's called a quiff. It's like like
Dave kind of has a quiff, but it's shorter, so
like I don't know how to explain what it's a
claw front part.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
Yeah, that's it's a cooft Okay, okay.

Speaker 15 (36:10):
And I think it's brown. But yeah, you're giving like
athlete jock. That's what I'm feeling. I think i'd run
from you if I saw you in the hallway at school.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Remember he's he lives in Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh okay, I would say, you get an outdoorsy lumber jackie. Look,
you've got a buzz, not a buzz cut, but a
spiky hair. You've got very beautiful green eyes, your ears
are way too big, and you get a fat neck
because you let yourself go to pot Bailey. What do
you see?

Speaker 10 (36:39):
I'm gonna say that he's very stocky, so I don't
know think he's like built, but he's like stocky, like
wind wouldn't blow him over. He has brown hair that's
more like a grown out buzz cut, so it's much
longer than a buzz cut, but not necessarily in a style.
He's got blue eyes, and I think his smile is
like a wide mouth, like closed, so he's got a

(37:00):
big smile, but he smiles with his mouse.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Jenny, I know what he looks like. So I don't
want to say, okay, oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Okay. So now we're looking online.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
I'm going on.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Ryanshow dot com I'm right, or you on our Instagram
stories or Facebook stories, and you should be able to
see pictures of.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Him on both.

Speaker 10 (37:16):
Why am I exactly correct? Why am I exactly We're
probably the closest I was.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Gonna say that, Yeah, you were pretty close.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
Wow, I'm a psychic.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Not what I saw. You look like a young Ron Jeremy.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
That doesn't do he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You are an attractive guy. You've got the mustache going,
that's for sure. And you are still fit because yeah,
you're still fit and you got brown hair mustache.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
That was right about the brown hair fat neck.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
He doesn't have a fat neck, but he does have like.

Speaker 11 (37:50):
A wider face for his wide smile.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
See I was right byebrows or bushy or brents are Dave's.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
Yeah, that's a great question, and Dave's.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Go see what Brent looks like on What does that
listener look like on Instagram? The Dave Ryan Show Under
Our Stories, Brent, thank you for being on KTWB.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Yeah, thank you guys so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You bet is that interesting to listen to? I think
it's really interesting. But if you're listening and you're going
I don't have time to go on Instagram, let me
know whether that's an interesting bit, because in the end
of the day, if it's interesting to you, that's good.
If it's not, then that's bad. So let me I
found it a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I like it, but I also like set it up
so I don't get to like play Live Die.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Okay, we're gonna give away. Are we even weigh hands
and tickets?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
We are?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, here's the way it works. Okay, you're gonna call
me and you're gonna predict whether I can call a restaurant,
like a high end restaurant in New York City and
try to make a reservation for kind of a celebrity. So,
for example, if I was gonna say, I'm gonna call

(38:58):
this high end restaurant a New York and I'm going
to pretend that I'm a representative of Taylor Swift, well
you know that they would let they be like, yes,
we will absolutely get you in. But if it was
somebody who was a little bit smaller of a celebrity,
Macy Gray, like Macy Gray. Okay, Let's say I called
a restaurant and I said, okay, yeah, I represent Macy Gray.

(39:22):
Can I get a table at your high end restaurant tonight?
Would they work? Macy Gray in?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I think that they. I don't know, because I don't
know how it works.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I don't know how it works getting a celebrity a reservation.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Okay, so I guess I like don't know, But can
you do?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You think you're a wooer, you think you can woo the.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I mean, I'll try, so I will call. I've looked
up a high end restaurant in New York City, Okay,
and I'm gonna call and see if I get a
reservation from Macy Gray or Macy Gray. You you goulda
call me now six five one nine eight nine KTWB.
We want somebody who wants to go see Hanson tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
What is the show, Jenny, Yeah, it's no. I don't
think it's tomorrow the third, next Thursday the third.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Okay, if you want to go, then we'll get you
in to go see Hanson at the fillmore if you
can correctly predict whether I can get Macy Gray.

Speaker 11 (40:18):
Can you remind us who Macy Gray is? For the
listeners who don't.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Know, Bye.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Walk Away and a stumb.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Claire, Well, I could do.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I could also do Chris Kirkpatrick. Who Chris Kirkpatrick is? Yes, Okay,
let's do Chris Kirkpatrick because everybody knows who that is. Okay,
all right, we got somebody in the phone. Hi Katie,
Oh my god, Katie would be so cool to go
see Hanson in concert. Okay, I'm gonna call a high
end restaurant in New York. I'm going to say that

(40:55):
I represent Chris Kirkpatrick from in Sync. Do you think
that they will be a to move things around to
get him in or will it be shot down?

Speaker 14 (41:06):
Oh jeez, Christopher pat Uh, I'm big and thanks fans.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I'm gonna go with yes, Yes, they will move things
around to getting Chris Kirkpatrick. Let's make the phone call.

Speaker 13 (41:25):
Beefternoon.

Speaker 16 (41:26):
Thank you for calling John speakon.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Hello, how are you good? Thank you? How are you good?
My name is Lawrence and I was calling to see
if you had an available table tonight for six for
dinner for about seven pm.

Speaker 16 (41:42):
I can have a look just to confirm it was
that the formal John George.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Probably the formal, Yeah, this is for pop star Chris Kirkpatrick,
formerly of in Sync fame.

Speaker 16 (41:56):
Okay, unfortunately, Chan George formal then is clues for today.
We only have the casual pistro, which is Nucatine.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
He he was there once with Lance Bass and he
really enjoyed the formal. He's the one and he's pretty.
He's kind of a big deal. He's his part, goes
his part, goes fool for you game for two so
is he he goes yea Chris Kirkpatrick, formerly of vin

(42:27):
Sync Fool for You Game for two that was had
h Yeah.

Speaker 16 (42:33):
Yeah, it's just cool, like in general, the middle service
at all on Sundays and Mondays in that formal Okay,
but yeah, Nucatine is pretty open.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, he likes to be he he he's well, yeah,
he got a new sport coate and he's pretty pretty
excited about that. Well, well, thanks for checking for me.
I sure appreciate it.

Speaker 16 (42:58):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, bye bye. Well that's the date of want because
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna let her win because they
wouldn't let her into the formal one. But he was
definitely welcome in the informal room. And you're a winner dress.

Speaker 10 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
I love you guys, we love you back.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
You're gonna go see Hanson on October third at the
film Moore. Congratulations, we have more those sixts coming out
this week.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Jenny, We do. We have them every day at seven fifteen.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Okay, it is one on one point three KDWB. I
think we're about to do the daily Bailey and then
right after that we're gonna get right into Vaunt, taking
Alyssa to people's Court. But first is the daily Bailey.

(43:43):
What do you got Bailey Jane?

Speaker 10 (43:44):
All Right, I know I don't have a lot of time,
but I've got a really good one.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I think.

Speaker 10 (43:47):
Today I saw TikTok where this guy said that he's
cracked the code for happiness.

Speaker 11 (43:52):
If you're in a relationship, you should be happy.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
So this applies to single people, but maybe you can
connect with it at any point in time. You should
have three crushes that you interact with on a regular
ish basis and that are in your location, and that
will be leading you to happiness because you'll get giddy
all the time when you see them. You need something
to yearn and three of them will make it so

(44:15):
that you always kind of have one on the brain.
So you should have three crushes at any given time. Well,
he said, if this is the the code for happiness
for single people, that you should always have three crushes.
But he made the argument, if you're in a relationship,
you should be happy already. Stop stop pooping on people
who are single. You know one of those, Okay, So

(44:38):
I mean I agree because I always have at least one,
if not two, crushes at any given time, because you
never know I feel like sometimes they are the long cons,
which I have also talked about on The Daily Bailey,
which are those like deep seated crushes that last over
a long period of time.

Speaker 11 (44:53):
That you think, one day, maybe this will turn out.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
And so some of my crushes are just long cons,
but some of them are like I don't think that
this is actually going to turn into anything, but I'm
gonna look at your Instagram stories and and maybe respond
to some of them.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
And be like he he he. Okay, occasionally, do you
have any crushes?

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Dave?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Well, yeah, tell us who they are.

Speaker 11 (45:15):
It's because you're in a relationship, so you ruin everything.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, relationships do ruin everything. They hinder your chance to
get you know, side action.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
And have a crush. You can't have a crush.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What's the difference between Bailey and a calendar? What is it? Dave?
Calendar has dates. I've been waiting use one.

Speaker 15 (45:37):
This is also the second Daily Bailey that she's done
trying to get us to admit we have crushes on
other people.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
What what's your technic?

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Because I feel like that's normal.

Speaker 10 (45:45):
Like I was in when even when I was in
a happy relationship, you still have a long con that's
on a backward burner. A long con is like somebody
that you've had a crush on for a very long
time that you probably you know like deep down it's
probably not gonna work out, but there's been such a
long standing crush over time. Like you might have even
gone through multiple relationships with other people and same with them,

(46:07):
but you always have a crush on them because in
the long run, maybe you'll end up together. You'll be
like in your sunset years and you'll be like, Wow,
finally my crush that I've had since high school is
the one that's your long con.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, Yeah, so crushes, and.

Speaker 10 (46:25):
I'm going to make an alteration to that, say one
is a long con and then the other two are
like current ones that are in your in your area
that you can be like what mouth do but in
your head?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh god, what mouth do but in your head?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Or you could say it out loud you did say
it loudly, would yeah, he probably would.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
So you have three though, as a single person, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Would say I have three.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
They all kind of resemble each other, which checks out.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, and you have would you say your long con
is your top priority?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
If that did happen.

Speaker 10 (46:53):
No, Well, if if he dropped everything and he said, Bailey,
it's us now, I would be like, uh, crushes who
because then my long con I mean that's it's that
one's been boiling under the surface for a long time.

Speaker 11 (47:06):
So I would drop everything for that one.

Speaker 10 (47:08):
But the other ones where I'm like, yeah, you're cute, Okay,
I got a crush on you.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
The key to happiness.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Yes, having crushes three crushes at any given time, good
to know.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Now you know you? Maybe they have a special guest
on the phone right now. It is a guest stepping
into the people's court, and this is Vont versus his
girlfriend Alyssa on the people's court. Now entering the courtroom
is Vont leak. Vant is taking Alyssa to the people's court.
Vont please state your case.

Speaker 15 (47:39):
Yes, Judge, I have to take my beautiful girlfriend a
Lista to people's court today because I just need her
to admit she's wrong. Because so the dish, the dishes
were in the sink for a couple of days. Alyssa
loves cooking arguably more than me. The dishes were in
the sink for three days. Because we come home, we
work the same hours. We come home, take naps, we're tired.

(48:00):
I think there was one day Alyssa got off of
work earlier than me. So I said, Baby, before I
come home, can you do the dishes. She said, yeah,
I promise the dishes will be done. I come home.
Mind you, at this point a Lissa's been home for hours.
Not only do I come home when the dishes are
still in the sink. I look to my left and
the stove is on.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The stove is still on red.

Speaker 15 (48:22):
Yes, okay, okay, So I said, baby, you know the
stove is on right.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
She was like, oh, I cooked breakfast earlier. My bad.
It's one in the afternoons.

Speaker 15 (48:29):
So the stove has been on for hours, and the
dishes that she promised would be done weren't done.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
So I washed the dishes. I'm frustrated, and she goes,
you always come home upset.

Speaker 17 (48:38):
What's wrong with you? I just want you to meet
your wrong baby. That's it, That's what I'm saying. You
want so your entire case is based on an apology.
You want an apology. Now, let's meet the defendant in
People's court this morning. The lovely Alyssa, Hi, Alissa.

Speaker 18 (48:53):
Hi, good morning, Thanks for being.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
On people's court. You have my deepest sympathies for living
with vond, but somehow you love him. What is your defense?
Would you like to let's start out. We can throw
this case right out. Do you want to apologize to
your boyfriend vont Oh?

Speaker 18 (49:13):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
No, Okay, all right now, okay, let's hear your defense please.

Speaker 18 (49:17):
So let me just practice, right. I always see in
the house, I always do the laundry. I pack up
his lunch every day. I also cook. I'm doing wifely
duties with no rings.

Speaker 15 (49:28):
Why that others?

Speaker 18 (49:29):
Yeah, so that one day. You know, I don't like
doing dishes too much because I'm also doing one hundred
things at once. I go into work at three am
every day. I was exhausted that day. I wasn't feeling well,
so you know, I took a nap. That's how you
know I was exhausted because I left the stova and
I never do that. That was the first time I've
done it.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
It's an honest mistake. Anybody could do that.

Speaker 14 (49:48):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 18 (49:49):
I was just so like brain fried from working you
know earlier, I literally sit in my desk at three
am in the morning. So when he came in. He
just seems so upset, like, I'm sorry I didn't do
the dishes. I was truly exhausted and he should have
saw that I was like lying on the bed. He
just should have done it and just, you know, let
it go. I don't know why he has to hold
this grudge on me.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Vant would you have to would you like to make
a counter to that?

Speaker 15 (50:13):
I wouldn't say that it's a grudge I'm holding. I
just you came to me and you.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
Were like, it just seems like you're always so upset.

Speaker 15 (50:19):
Well, I am, because not only was one thing that
I thought would be done not done, but now there's
something else, the stove on top of the dishes, And
I just wanted to admit that you're wrong, baby.

Speaker 18 (50:29):
But again, that was no no, no hold on the stove. Okay,
I was exhausted. One hundred things that I do for
the household. Cancel out the one time I didn't do dishes.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
She says, for now you're now you just said now
you don't agree with what she said. I don't.

Speaker 15 (50:48):
She's just getting mad, and it's I'm trying not to laugh,
but it is funny.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's funny that she's mad. Now I find that offensive
that it's funny that she's mad.

Speaker 15 (50:58):
Because this is the whole thing. She got upset that
I was mad, but I was mad because of something
she did.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Okay, we've had a text the one time you didn't
do it?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Okay, what is our text? Says be a tax?

Speaker 10 (51:11):
Yeah, the stoveon deserves an apology. That's an oops. But
if she's cooking for you, vance should be doing the dishes.

Speaker 15 (51:17):
Come on, man, and I do. I will put this
out there. I do do the dishes, and I also
help her clean. I do, and I cook dinners as well.
I also do things around the house. Does she do
them a little bit more?

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Sure?

Speaker 15 (51:28):
But just for this one instance, I just wanted you
to admit that you were wrong instead of making this
seem like I was upset for no reason.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
No.

Speaker 18 (51:36):
Absolutely again, ring.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Ring. I told them I can take them down to
the wedding day diamonds and get you a beautiful, beautiful ring.
But you know, we'll see what happens. I'm going to
make a ruling on this case. Okay, stop your bitch
in vont stop your bitch, because there will be times
in a relationship where you do more than your share.
There will be times when you pick up the slack
for the other person because they don't feel good, maybe

(52:03):
they forgot, or maybe they just had a bad day.
Quit your bitching and just pick pick up the slack.
I'm gonna guess that many, many times in this relationship,
Alyssa has had to pick up your slack. When you
throw your underpants on the ground on the floor, leave
your towel laying by the tub, and then don't wipe
off the toilet seat, so you just kind of quit

(52:24):
your bitching, it goes back. It's an ebb and a flow.
Sometimes she'll do.

Speaker 15 (52:28):
More than.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
Yeah, this is how it.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Is because once in a while he will have to
do more to pick up your bad days, and very
often you will do more to pick up on his
bad days.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
I'm not saying I could.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Have done the dishes we have done. We have made
my ruling. I could have.

Speaker 15 (52:47):
Done the dishes. I'm not saying I couldn't have. But
it was if I said, Dave, I'm going to give
you fifty dollars, You're expecting fifty dollars, right, So then
if I don't give you that fifty dollars, you are
gonna be a little bit frustrated, but.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I love you at the same time. So when you
don't give me the fifty dollars, I figure you have
a reason for it because I love you. I need
a witness, okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (53:10):
Because you have no I really don't I like this
text us as drag him Melissa no survivors.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Right, the court finds in your favor and vaunt. Hopefully
quit your bitches.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
This is way for me in the seg when I
get home, Yeah.

Speaker 18 (53:28):
I'm gonna have launder for you. I'm gonna have the
whole house a mess, so get ready to Can you admit.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
I do help you around the house? I'm getting message.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
That's an interesting statement, I do help you around the house,
which is like if I'm helping you with your homework,
that means I'm only helping you. Should not be helping
her around the house. You are doing your share you right?

Speaker 15 (53:52):
Yeah, help help I guess it's a loose term, but
there's so many text messages.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
So it's her job, in your opinion, to keep the
house cleaning.

Speaker 15 (54:00):
Try to do this, don't you try to make me
see Michael Massage and his No, I do my part
around the house. She just made it seem like she
made it, and somebody said that she sounds like she's
my mom.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
That's not true. I do my share around the house, right, baby.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Let's ask Alissa, Alissa, what does Vaughn do around the apartment?

Speaker 18 (54:18):
I will say, like this past weekend, we did like
a deep clean around the house. But he did help
me with that, Like we did laundry together, we folded
and stuff. He does help around the house most of
the time, but I'm mainly like the leader and cleaning
and distorting everything out. It's just different when a woman
does it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
It's different.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's different because we see every little like niok and
cranny of like dirt and dust. Oh, trust me, I know.
I don't like Andrew Vacuman. I just want to do it.
He doesn't do it right.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I same thinks Susan cannot clean because I don't know
she can see anymore or what. I clean everything in
her eyesight. She'll clean the countertop and I'll look in
the sub will be shining off of it, and there's
smears and smudges and breadcrumbs all over the counter. I
didn't say anything anymore. I just cleaned it myself. Alyssa,
your time is valuable. You win. You are the victor

(55:08):
in people's court today. Congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 18 (55:11):
I'm so honored, even though I knew it was ready
full time, but I.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Thank you, Aunt, thank you. Melissa will be right back
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