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Bernie calls in, No Phone Screener Friday, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, It's Friday, It's August first, it's National Girlfriend
Day today, so fun. Maybe you should run down to
the Hallmark store down at Eden Prairie Center and pick
up a list a little Hallmark card that's so far
dollar trees right here.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Where do I get like a bouquet of flowers from
on like last minute notice?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Cub Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yes, oh ye, Trader Joe's Traders.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, don't be careful when you
order flowers, like on one of the websites or whatever.
Too many times they order that they're not in the
best of health. Yeah when they get to the house. Yeah, yeah,
totally true.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, Farmer's Market will always have really great yeah books
okay for cheat taking notes.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I've ordered flowers once before off a website and
it was they came in great condition.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
But I'll be mindful. Okay, good anyway, Happy Girlfriend Day. So,
because we are DJs and we have a DJ license,
it's framed like when you go into your doctor's office,
she's got her PhD thing up on the wall. So
we have our DJ licenses up on the wall and
they need to be renewed every six months. Yeah, so
we do this by doing a stupid DJ stunt like Okay,

(01:07):
we're gonna, I don't know, we're gonna. We're gonna do
this silly thing where you have to eat this weird
food or you have to do this weird stunt like
walk barefoot on mouse traps or whatever. Yeah, this is
what DJs do. We did the pickle pizza that was groast. Yeah, right,
so this one is the It's called peanut butter karaoke.
So how is this gonna work? Jenny's Jenny, you are
the boss of this.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We're going to play a song just like a karaoke bed,
and then we're going to sing those lyrics to it. However,
we're going to have a mouthful of peanut butter as
much as we can possibly shove into our mouths and
try to sing along with it and see how beautiful
we sound.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Do we have lyrics for these songs?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
We well, I mean we all have lyrics on our
computers we can pull out.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, I will take I'm gonna take. Which one do
you want to take? Jenny?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I was thinking about doing wrecking Ball. Okay, what do
you want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm gonna take a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton, good
Choicely do.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You want to do? You are? Do you want to
do wrecking Ball? I could do Timber? Oh no, I
can do Timber. I do Timber. Okay, fond and.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll take your boozy a bar song?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, all right, we got our songs.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, all right, who's gonna go first? Bailey? Take a
big old thing. You can watch this magic happen is
our license is renewed to be a DJ by doing
a stupid DJ stunt. Big thing of peanut butter about
the size of a golf ball going in your mouth
right now? First, you're gonna go first. Yes, Okay, there
you go. Okay, you did the whole thing. Okay, yeah,

(02:30):
I was that peanut butter. What honey? You got stupid
extra chunk, extra chunky super What.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Cooper sunk superchunk in college?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
All right? All right, right, what song you're doing?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
She's doing Timber?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, you're doing Timber. Ready, here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
De luck Bailey?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Next one five six five six down?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Moved, No, I remember I've been funlet.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Me tell you. Okay, it sounds like here's the funny
thing that I noticed one. She sounds better with peanut
butter in her mouth. It's almost like it's amazing. You
should always have something in your mouth, you really should.
You mean thing that you said? Just remember? Yeah? Sorry, Okay, Jenny,

(03:41):
you're up next.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Honestly, just sounds like a huge drunkard karaoke.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Take a big old golf let me wrap, I break
it down, about to go down the big what Okay,
ready here we go.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
But.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Dream record?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Wow, film, this is a gross bit. Already, go take it, Jenny, Alright,

(04:43):
stop lord.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
It starts to go down in her throat and you're
like you're like choking on it.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Honestly, it sounds delicious. All right, Dave you next, I
guess so, alright, what song you're gonna do? I'm gonna
do one of the greatest songs ever recorded Vanessa carl
In one thousand miles. Hmmm. Oh that's wow. Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You don't swallow it yet.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Give me a spoon, peanut, but a karaoke from Homebound? Okay,
my black black duck.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yeah, there's it around in there, and I need you.
I'm grueling and I'm now I'm done.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's starting to go down your throat. Well, you start
to salve it because it's so dry. So yeah, the
mouth starts producing liquid.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's delicious.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Thank you, Bailey, You're welcome, right, seven grams of protein.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'll bring it home. I'm doing a bar song. Okay, boozy,
let's go.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
More rappid scales. I gave him big stem.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Peanut butter karaoke, Oh that love us list a list
of track hot on the board.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
This clos we'll stop the love and fellows along with
the best ball.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
We'll let this continue singing vont as I back announced
and let this go into the commercials here b on
peanut butter karaoke on the Dave Ryan in the Morning show.
Keeps saying, there we go. We'll be right back one
hour commercial free on Katie WB including Tate McCrae tickets

(07:10):
coming up sooner rather than later. So listen for Tate
McCray tickets coming up in just a minute on Kati.
All right, we're back live on Dave Ryan TV. Just
go on YouTube dr TV and you can hear us
on the iHeartRadio app, which you will need in a
minute because we're doing two for Tate for more Tate

(07:30):
McCrae tickets. So it's Friday. We had a lot of
stuff going on. It is the first of August, it
is National Girlfriend Day. We got Tate McCrae. Is so
much going on going on?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Is happening.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm leaving for Sturgis later on today and we plan
to begin Sturgis most of next week. Don't worry, I'll
be sending a lot of pictures of me wearing a
leather vest. Hell yeah, don't worry about it. Am I excited?
Oh yeah, I'm beyond excited.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
What do you do there? The whole time?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
People ask that? All the time you ride, you people watch.
The people watching is amazing. You walk up and down
the main street, you look at motorcycles, they do stunt shows.
There's displays, there's shopping, you know, by all kinds of
leather anything. What do you want made out of leather?
You can have anything made out of leather, leather underwear.
I'll pick some up for you, Bayley. It sounds really

(08:19):
hot and uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, you give me some chaps though, seriously, novels are
probably really What do you want.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
For my for my theme nights at all?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I will pick you up some chaps. I will text
you a picture and if you want me to get.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You something extra large.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, okay, so we I've got to give a shout
out to Shannon, who listens to the show and we
became friends because she was in the kt w'd be
running club. So she is gonna watch Bernie, my big dog,
and she's gonna watch him the whole time. And he's
headed over there later on today. Oh yeah, gonna be fun.

(09:02):
She's got a little leaner dog too. She's got to
little Okay.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I bet I met one of them at the Bernie
Is meet up last two weeks ago, now.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, And Susan is worried. She loves Bernie so much.
She's worried that Bernie's gonna forget about us. And she said,
do you think Shannon will FaceTime us with Bernie? And
I'm like, you love that? Yeah, so wait, oh wait,
that could be the phone. Could be it could be
the phone. Can you want me to get it?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Hello, oh hey, Dad, Bernard, your son.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
This is the bit where Bailey is calling to pretend
that she is my dog Bernie.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I love hearing from Bernie.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I was just doing my daily scan of the property
except for upstairs because I'm not allowed.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
You're not allowed upstairs.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
No, I've been seeing yours and mom shoe ca around.
Are you leaving me?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well? Yes we are. Yeah, Bernie, please are you howling?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Why would you leave me?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's fine? You know what, Shannon is a good substitute
dog mom. She's got a baby and a husband and
she'll be great with you. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, I guess you're right, Shannon, and they are going
to have a super sweet marathon slumber party. Really, we're
gonna We're in a Brady Treasures and Kelly Treasure secret,
like about that time you pooped in the bushes.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
What okay? Not necessary? No, not necessary.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
We're going to play some truth or dare Oh really,
I have some dares prepared already for you. Want to
hear Sean?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, dares prepared for truth or dare with Shannon.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, okay, I dare you to lift your leg on
Dad's shoes.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Will do that one, but I kind of want to
see it though.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
I dare you to howl at the moon at midnight.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
In the dude in the nude. She might be down
for that, I know.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Well, Okay, I dare you to this couch cushion Dad.
I dare you to call Dad right now and turn him.
I ran away and I'm never coming back.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh that's terrible. That's a good bit though, you're just kidding.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Okay, good, and I'll be waiting mad we do okay,
Oh nay, okay, Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, I get it. You're gonna wait by the window.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, wait by the window, well Dad, okay, while you're gone. Yeah,
just remember what a labor.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Door laborador you too?

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Can I get a pre deum for door dash for
the week?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Gotta go, Bernie, thanks for thanks for calling Cannons.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh Bertie sounds like he's gonna be so sad that
you're gonna be gone.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I still every time you guys want to do that bit,
I'm like, this is the cringiest bit ever. But then
people text in and go. My favorite part of the
show is when five found I just called you fallon.
When Bailey calls it as Bernie, you sound just like
Cartman from South Park.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Bailey actually just ran to go get me a Starbucks
and tales. I was getting Starbucks and I was putting
the peanut butter away. Yeah, I miss Bernie.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah you always Oh wait, hold up a tick? Is
this Tate McCrae. I think it is. Hmm, what could
that mean? And there you go. You know what to do,
and you've probably already done. And if you don't know
what I'm talking about, that's okay. We do a bit

(12:33):
where we give away Tate mcray tickets when you hear
two Tate McCray songs in a row, and between the
two songs, we give you what we call a key word,
and then the word would be like, it could be anything.
It could be coffee. It's not, but it could be.
And then you will use that on the iHeartRadio app
where you will say that into the talkback feature. It
sounds like a lot of steps, but really it's super simple.

(12:53):
And then we call you, you answer your phone and
you go, oh my god, I won Tate McCrae tick
ads for her show coming up in about I think
it's like a two weeks from last night, right. Yeah,
So if you missed it this time, don't worry. We'll
do it again later today. And if you did do it,
watch for your phone to ring. We're gonna let it
kind of breathe a little bit and we're gonna call

(13:15):
live in just a second. I gotta give a birthday
shout out to it says, my name is Nishe. Today
is my birthday. Wonder if you guys could play the
old Bond dad, as the old man says railroad. It
makes me laugh out loud every single time. Thanks for
the laughs, Nishe, Happy birthday. For your birthday present here

(13:36):
you get.

Speaker 11 (13:37):
Mister Ivan Glotsky of New Haven, Connecticut explains why he
uses Old Bond medicated powder.

Speaker 12 (13:42):
There was a tingling, like a bad wish, like a
prickly heat, and then the tingling tned into an oozing.
And the tingling kind of turned into an oozing which
was kind of a mucasy blood kind of a crack
with a dry flakiness all over. That came out of
my pcocta thing. And that's when I tried the old bond.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
And what happened. As soon as you applied the old bond, well.

Speaker 12 (14:00):
It solidified into kind of a chunky mass. It was
adhering to all the hand. I was covered with pussy
mucacy masses of chunky white cheesy like a cream cheesy
goop substance. It was oozing from the crack.

Speaker 11 (14:13):
Mister Gloski, describe your symptoms after using the Old Bond
for just one week.

Speaker 12 (14:17):
It was an oozing with a puss with a white
cakey substance. It was kind of like a hotage cheese
and would fill up with blood and I would have
to lance it and drain it. So I put on
molpata and then what would happen is it began to
bubble and stink, and then the cocta woond opened up
and it had this mucus that would dump out of
my paint leg and small puffs of white, chunky ooze.
It would hit the ground and dust would fly up

(14:39):
everywhere when I walked, and I looked like a small
railroad engine.

Speaker 11 (14:43):
Mister Glousky, would you recommend old Bond to your friends?

Speaker 12 (14:46):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (14:46):
I would.

Speaker 12 (14:47):
It was good, and I would recommend it for anything
except for like a bloody ooze with a lot of puffs,
because that turned into like a boil and I had
to have it looked at, and it was ingrown and
there was plucking hands and it was a horrible smelling thing.
But I won't eat in that restaurant anymore. Besides, they
don't know me anyway. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
That still makes me laugh so much, it does, all right,
I want to let you know you're kind of hot.
I just want to let you know. I thought I
should throw that out there, you're kind of hot. Not
you and everybody, you're kind of hot. I just thought
to throw that out there. That's that's going to be
our shirt at the State Fair this year. You're kind
of hot. You're kind of hot. Based on the fact
that Bailey's like, I look like the bottom of her shoe,

(15:29):
and I'm like, no, Bailey, you're kind of hot. I
do look like the bottom of you hot. When you
grieve on she's kind of hot, don't I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Want to opinions.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Okay, Bailey, That's one of my favorite dresses on today.
It's got a bunch of aliens on it. It's got
a little fun.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Ye, Jenny, you're kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Jenny's bona fid hot, but she is also kind of.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, David, you're kind of hot, David, Dave, Dave, Dave,
what you're kind of hot? You're kind of hot. We
could tell everybody that don't know phone what a great
opening conversation and starter when you're walking around. We will
do that. Yeah, when you're walking around and somebody will
come up and go, Oh, you're kind of hot too.
What a great opening line on his shirt right there.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, that's like opening up conversation is waiting to happen.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You're kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
You're holding a mini don'ut beer at the fair. Someone
walks up to you and they're like the same, and
you're like same on the point at your chest.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're kind of hot. Where are you ready to make
the phone call right now? Yeah? Making the phone call
live on Katie B for two for Tate taking the
crety tickets right now? Should we tell her she's kind
of hot? Or absolutely? Yeah? Two for Tate. Dial very carefully.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
All the station stores.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh cramp, sir, this is Wendy's Hello. Hello, Hello, You're
kind of hot. You're kind of hot, Alicia or Alicia, Alicia, Alicia,
You're kind of hot, and you won Taate McCray ten ry.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
Oh my god, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I just love that, because you know, it's such a surprise.
Your phone rings. First of all, you never expect to win.
Then your phone actually rings, and then it's your favorite
DJ me on the radio and your live speech speech, speech, speech,
speech speech.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 13 (17:23):
You guys are all kind of hot and I'm obsessed.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
With you all Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm so glad you won, Alicia, thank you for listening.
Stand by and I'll get your tickets for you.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Thank you. All right, let's get right into Dave's third
Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd WB.
Happened a couple of days ago, I think, but they
diverted a flight from I want to say Salt Lake
City to Amsterdam. They diverted it to Minneapolis the other

(17:55):
day because of turbulence, and I guess it was such
bad turbulence. Is this the way the story goes that
they had to make an emergency landing that this is
the story.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, you didn't have your seat built on. Everyone that didn't.

Speaker 14 (18:07):
They hit the ceiling and then they fell to the ground,
and the carts also hit the ceiling and fell to
the ground and people were injured and it was and
it happened several times, so it was really scary.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
That is horrible. Yeah, that's why you got to keep
your seat belt on. I know you don't want to,
but if they hit clear air turbulence out of nowhere,
you're going to go up and break your spinal cord
on the overhead, so make sure that you have your
seat belt.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
On on the whole time.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, I'm a pilot, and I keep it on the
whole tightest and.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Then I hold on to it and I go the
whole time.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Well, if you're looking for something to watch this weekend
on Saturday and Sunday, Peacock is streaming WWE Summer Slam
from MetLife Stadium. And the only reason I think that
anyone might be interested that doesn't really care about WWE
is because Jelly Roll is teaming up with Randy Orton
and he's battling Logan Paul with Drew McIntyre. I might
have McIntire, Sorry McIntyre, my bad, not a WWE person.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
But the main event is John.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Cena is defending his undisputed WWE Championship belt against Cody Rhodes.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
So you can watch that this weekend on.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Peacock, or you could watch I started watching Happy Gilmore
Too last night, and yes, I did not finish it
because I didn't realize how long it was and it
was bedtime. But so far, I'm an hour and it
is so good. I cannot wait to watch the rest
of it today. It's really good.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Speaking of Adam Sandler, I have the reason why he
wears baggy clothes.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Do you want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, it's because he's jacked, because he's secretly checking at all. Yeah,
or he used to be. That's what he said. He
said when he was young, he started to wear baggy
clothes because he used to be jacked and had quote
a beautiful body. And so he said when he'd take
his shirt off at the beach, he wanted everyone to
be surprised, so it'd be like, oh, my gosh, expect that.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes, I didn't expect that.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
But now he says he wears them because he's not
jacked anymore and just does it to hide his doll.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It does happen. Oh, okay, I know nothing about sports.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
But they ranked the thirteen NFL teams with the highest
winning percentages for this season.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Do you think that the Vikings came in the top ten. No,
they are predicted to go eight and eight if they
have a good year all time.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'm sorry, this is of all time all time with
the highest winning percentages of all time all time.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Okay, like a good couple of years. I say the
Steelers are right up there at the top. The Vikings
are in the top ten. Really yes, I'll go ten
to one real quick.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
The Steelers are number ten, actually forty nine, Ers number nine,
Patriots number eight, The Vikings are number seven. Number six
is the Dolphins. Dave, I know that's your team. You
got a jersey, right, No, I don't know what you're saying.
What's the blue jersey you bought?

Speaker 14 (20:40):
Like?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Gotcha? All right?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Then for the highest winning percentages, the Bears are number five,
the Chiefs of course at number four, the Packers at
number three, shout out Jenny and Wisconsin. Number two the Cowboys,
and number one the Baltimore Ravens with the highest winning
percentage of a.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Time winning percentage.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
So we're number seven. We've no won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Never won a Super Bowl. Haven't been to the Super
Bowl in fifty years. Fifty years since we've been to
a super Bowl. Embarrassing. I got to give a shout out.
This is from somebody who says, my favorite boss, last
day is today. Shout out, happy last day, Jenny. You're
dead to us, best boss we could have asked for,

(21:21):
but you're still dead to us. So okay, love that.
Jorde is brought to you by six y one two
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no Phone Screen or Friday on KDWB. Here's the way
no phone screen or Friday works. You call us six
five one nine eight nine KDWB, You get on the air,

(21:42):
and you get to talk about anything you want to.
You can make a comment, you can make a question,
you make a statement. What you can't do is give
a birthday shout out. No birthday shout outs, no any
kind of shout outs, because we do those other times.
You cannot plug something. If you got like a garage
sale or a choir concert, you can't plug anything like that.
And you can't swear, and you got to be at

(22:03):
least sixteen years old. Man. That's it. Other than that,
we just put you on the radio and you get
to do whatever you want to do. Six' five one
nine eight nine K. Dub is there a consequence if
you break any of the. Rules, well that's a good,
question bon because if you do break any of the,
rules there is a horrific. Consequence you will get this

(22:24):
sound and just keep the phone ringing until we answer.
It because we literally don't screen. It we don't know
what you're calling about until we get you on the.
Air first, call first is this. One, Hi katie W.
B who are?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
You?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Sarah, Sarah?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Sarah what's? Up?

Speaker 9 (22:44):
Sarah All, Right So i'm calling in And i'm just,
wondering is there anybody talking about the cheerful.

Speaker 14 (22:51):
Things that are going out with The Minnesota.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Twins, well.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
You're talking about all the trades that just. Happened they
had a ton of.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
Trades, yeah it's like talk about giving up on a,
team giving up on a. City AND i know it's a,
business but at the same, time you, know the people
that support these teams are buying, merchandise they're paying out
the nones for. Tickets and my thought is is, that you,
know you keep doing these things year after, year AND

(23:23):
i think to a certain, level mishandling the team to
a certain point and, eventually, yeah you aren't going to
sell those tickets as.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Much, WELL i really have no, idea BUT i think
that they probably have just kind of like conceded the
fact that this is not going to be a good.
Season seasons almost over, anyway so they're probably, like we're
going to make some trades and build for next.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
SEASON i feel like you, would you should wait until the.
End BUT i totally get what you're, saying, Though. Sarah
that like you buy a jersey with someone's name on
it and then they're gone after a, year and you're, like,
well there's a lot of politics and sports that most
people don't. Understand.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Ye, Unfortunately i'm sure no phone screen Or. Friday what's your?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Name oh It's, Bobby, Hi?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Bobby what's? Up Joe?

Speaker 13 (24:03):
Pole lad can eat?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Rock somebody can eat? Rocks Poll ad The Pole? Lads?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Right the heck is?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
That The twins? Owners?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh? Twins oh, wow we're all.

Speaker 9 (24:13):
Talks anybody better be talking About i'm A steven ticket
holder And i'm, done do you and?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
DYING i, MEAN i saw people posting about it. YESTERDAY
i GUESS i didn't realize how upsetting this was.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Either, bobby give me one reason why you're done with The.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
Twins you, guys they decimated us of our players are
gone and are good.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Players this is like.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Unbelievable who's the best player they got rid? Of Carlos
duran our?

Speaker 13 (24:41):
Picture oh, DANG.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I really don't know what to. SAY i, DON'T i,
DON'T i DON'T i. Don't we don't FOLLOW i don't
follow The. Twins the closest is The bailey went to
A twins game the other.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Day, yeah it's wild because it's a lot of the
people that got traded were at like playing the game
THAT i, saw and then the next day they were.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Trading they're all. Gone all, right no phone scre Your,
friday interesting one so? Far your next what's your? Name name?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Is?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Frank what's?

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Up?

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Frank first Time carl her long time listener than you shout,
out but shout out, Today Jenny bailey And von forgetting
all of us through the morning.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Drive we will take. It thank, You. Frank anything else
on your?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Mind, oh just wanted to SAY i truly appreciate all of,
you and you guys have a great weekend and enjoy your.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Day, frank you're kind of. Hot you're kind of, Hot.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Frank oh, Sorry i'm, Married.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
KATIE wb you're kind of.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Hot.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hello what's your? Name?

Speaker 10 (25:40):
Carmen and know you guys are kind of.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Hot you're KIND i actually Know carmen and she was
kind of. Hot, yeah well she was when she was.
Younger she's got to be thirty. Nine, no she's like
thirty nine or forty by now those days are, long
those hot days are long. Past. Carmen, anyway you're kind of.
Hot what's, Up, carmen.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Let's discuss vaunt all.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Right, Vance i'm.

Speaker 15 (26:05):
Surprised i'm disappointed you have not mentioned.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
This it's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Month you. KNOW i mentioned it To jenny And bailey
off the. AIR i didn't want to bring it here this,
week but, please it is my birthday. Month you've been
sprinkling it in here and. There, Tuesday august, twelfth we don't.

Speaker 15 (26:18):
Sprinkle this, stuff vant we shouted, loud and probably next
month is my birthday, month and my husband has.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
To listen to it From september, first The September you're.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Ridiculous it's.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
FUNNY i take today's Girlfriend day and my girl and
my girlfriend, listen was, like you know what day it?
Is AND i was like the beginning of my birthday.
Month and she's mad BECAUSE i won't say a happy national.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Girlfriend dare Take. Carmen you're kind of. Hot thank, You.
Carmen you're kind of.

Speaker 15 (26:40):
Hot thank you you are.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Too.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Katiewb you're kind of. Hot you're on the. Air what's your?

Speaker 10 (26:45):
Name you're kind Of. Hot this Is Halea.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Peterson, hannah what's, Up, HI.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
I would like to start a discussion about audible books
versus physical. COPIES i was wondering what your guys's opinion.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Was, Oh i'm A i'm all for an audible. Book
audiobooks are the only kind of books THAT i usually.
READ i have one physical book That i've been reading for,
months BUT i could read like one audiobook a.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Week don't you think there's a different, pleasure an aesthetic
pleasure that you get from holding a book in your.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Hand, yes BUT i fall, Asleep, okay So i'll read
like one page and then start to drift.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Away, YEAH i get. IT i JUST i LIKE i like. Both,
yeah just of you, KNOW i like the paper books
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Better, Yeah i've only.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Ever read physical. BOOKS i JUST i Think i'm too
easily distracted with. Audio, so just because what we do for,
WORK i don't really want to go home and then also,
read like listen by, reading SO i do.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Read but what is your, Thoughts?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Hannah, Yep, WELL i was totally about audible, books AND
i can DO i can listen to and audiobooks for,
yeah like you said for and finish it in like
a week or.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
So, yeah BUT i don't think.

Speaker 10 (28:09):
People realize that how expensive it is to create an audible,
book so local artists and local. Writers it's about Six,
WELL i.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Would imagine you think about how they have to go
into a studio and they have to record and it
takes hours and hours and hours. Hours all, right no
phone screen Or, friday you're kind of? Hot what's your?
Name what's?

Speaker 13 (28:33):
UP i just wanted to know the tea about where the?
Roses do you guys talk more with the people.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
After the phone call.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Ends there's a lot of. EDITING i think that we
chop out like if they kind of sit there and
they don't say, anything we kind of chop that. Out
if they, swear we sometimes kind of have to bleep.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
That so, yeah we have to chop out a lot
of like dead air at the end because then they
get to a point they're, arguing they're, arguing they're, arguing
and then they just kind of, go, well.

Speaker 13 (29:01):
YEAH i just wanted to ask BECAUSE i know it
gets pretty rough out, there SO i wanted to, know,
like you guys have to comfort anybody if you feel.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Bad we try to cut it on a high. Out
hopefully we have had to comfort people. Before thank you.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Stop being a.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Hater damn, it, gosh, Thirlfriend.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
KATIE, wb you're kind of. Hot what's your? Name you're
on the. Radio your phone is breaking. Up you, Know
i'm gonna let you try to call again because your
phone is not your friends in that, window KD w B.
H you are kind of. Hot what's your?

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Name my name Is, Kate good, Morning good.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Morning all.

Speaker 15 (29:40):
Right so here's the.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
DEAL i have a little.

Speaker 15 (29:41):
Confession it's not that, serious But kate's not even my real,
name so it doesn't. Matter i've been lying to my
boyfriend And i've been cheating on my diet And i've
been going To Taco bell And i'm having a Taco
bell right, now AND i don't feel bad about, it
BUT i kind.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Of just wanted to say something that the only thing
you've been cheating on that is the only Thing i've been.

Speaker 15 (30:00):
CHEATING i can't do anything, bad but the Taco bell
thing is eating me a little, bit and.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It's good to get things, off it's good to clear your.
Conscience So i'm happy that you're having Taco. Bell it is.
Delicious have you ever noticed a Taco bell THAT i
Love Taco. Bell don't get me. Wrong everything tastes the.
Same they have a it's kind of like a THREE
d printer in the, back and There's Taco bell goop
in a big barrel and it spurts it out in
the shape of a crunch, Wrap, Supreme Nacho's, Bell grande.

(30:28):
Cheesy everything At Taco bell is, delicious but ever rething
tastes the. Same AM i wrong over every? Everything, no
everything tastes the. Same it's all.

Speaker 15 (30:39):
Good all of their pops and you can tell Me i'm,
Wrong but all of their pop At Taco bell is
better than anyone. Else tell, Me I'M.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I would have to experience.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Now they Have baha blast.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
They, do, yes, blast all, Right? Katie with you being
no phone? Screen You, friday what's your? Name? Yoyo you're
kind of? Hot want But i've told you that. Before
you're kind of?

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Hot, yeah you know you're kind of.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Hot, jeez you guys want us to?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Leave? YEAH i got a.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Rant, Okay so why is it that everything that's healthy
for us caaus more than the cheap?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Crap? Oh, girlfriend don't get me didn't we text about?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
This?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yes we, did, because LIKE i remember in, college a
like a chicken something sandwich would cost like three. Dollars
but then IF i want to buy like a couple of,
fruit would be like six. Bucks and it's like that
just in the real world.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Too it's. TERRIBLE i wonder why that.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
IS i don't, know because they want they want to kill.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Us they want us to wanting to probably can chime
into they want us to be able to have to
go to the doctor and get doctor's, helps and have
high cholesterol and use the healthcare system and these and
the house system is really messed up in The United.
States and that's why the non healthy food is expensive
and the health or the non healthy food is, cheap
and the healthy food is.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Expensive that's why he's conspiracizing over. Here BUT i, YES i.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Am what the hell is that? Oday, juanita you're kind of.
Hot have a good, day you.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Too you're kind of.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hot MY katiwb you're on no phone screen Or. Friday
you got time for a couple of. More what's your?
Name my name Is, Anna Hi, anna you're kind of.
Hot what's?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Up this is a more serious question for, You.

Speaker 14 (32:22):
DAVE i am twenty five years old AND i have
been listening to one of the boy.

Speaker 15 (32:28):
Threes SINCE i was, LIKE i don't know those like
five years.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Old every single, morning when are you going to?

Speaker 9 (32:36):
Retire are you?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Wishing are you wishing for this to? Happen?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yes away or.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
No i'm not.

Speaker 15 (32:42):
Wishing But i've been calling like Every friday BECAUSE i
have like so much, Curiosity Like i'm seriously just, wondering
how long can you put up with?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It how long can you put up with?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
IT i don't. KNOW i don't. KNOW i think about,
it think about. It you're kind of old, Though yeah
that's my. SHIRT i don't, know and IF i, DID
i wouldn't tell. You but here's the. Thing this might

(33:14):
be my Last minnesota State. Fair so if you want,
to you, know say hi to me for the very last,
time you got to come. Out And i'm only saying
hi to people who buy apparel from kW. B so
if you don't buy a shirt or a hat FROM,
Ktwb i'm going to turn my back and cross my
arms sold.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Shoulder i'm gonna come And i'm gonna ask you when
you're gonna, retire and we'll have a.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
S the thing THAT i don't like about this question
is it sounds like it's kind of Like, mom when
are we going to get a? Trampoline it's not Like.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Mom sometimes get around for so freaking. LONG i love
her descriptor words so freaking.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Log what's your name?

Speaker 12 (33:55):
Again my name Is.

Speaker 15 (33:56):
Anna i'm a, nanny SO i just automatically bleep words.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
OUT i appreciate. That Hey, anna you're kind of. Hot
we'll see you at the state fair for the last. Time, okay, Okay,
bubba you're. Dying, yeah you say it like that.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
My last tight.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Fair you never. Know you could get hit by a you,
know the light. Rail you could get hit by the
light rail light rail horse and you Could, okay that
is it for no phone screen Or friday k D
w B let's dive right into instead of. Haunts during
the pot On, friday vont is super positive and does

(34:31):
a feel Good friday. Story you believe that. That i'm.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Positive it's, crazy you. Know Thank god for first responders
for today's feel Good. Friday this story is little a.
Miracle there's a woman named A Leah bond who's a
surf instructor In. Cali she was riding a big old electric,
bike like an eighty pound electric. Bike and she got
close to a, train AND i guess she didn't realize
how close she. Was she, said there was like no,
horns no, signs. Nothing the train speeds by her and

(34:55):
just barely clips her, bike which is, good, Right, Wrong
her hand was on the bike and she didn't even.
REALIZE i guess because she was in. Shock the train
took her arm off clean like her entire.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Arma i'm waiting for the feel good, party. Pease she
was in shocked so she didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It she, said, LIKE i guess what three seconds passed
between the time she saw the train and then saw,
it WHICH i feel like is not right, her the whole,
arm the entire, Arm.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Jenny the fact that there's no signs or like no
horns is kind of nuts to.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Me, Anyway thank got a retired firefighter was nearby when it,
happened so he called paramedics and somebody, said go find
this girl's, arm go look for the.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Limbs and they did.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
So they rushed her her, arm her limb to the
hospital ten hours in. Surgery still has two more, surgeries
but she has regained feeling in her.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Arm Frank god for the first responder that saw her
for the doctor's that's her whole. Arm, Bruh how does that?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Happen because they have to like reconnect all the nerves
and the muscles and the.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Phone i've heard that like whenever you lose like a
finger or, something if you put it in, ice it'll
save like the or. Whatever SO i don't know how
that works with an entire, arm but oh my, gosh
that's like.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
In A Monty python when his arms gets cut off
and he's, like it's just a flesh. Wound that's probably
what she was.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Saying, No i'm, falling he's just a flash.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Wound the girl is super, young SHE'S i think twenty,
four and she said she's ready to get back surfing
as soon as she's well the.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
HOSPITAL i, mean that's great and, cool but the main
thing that she thanked The lord that she is able to,
clap because think about, it but what a life would
that be if you couldn't clap? Anymore are out of that,
One i'm very here's another. One you're, ready let's. Go
friend of. Mine friend of mine got run over by

(36:42):
the light, rail lost his left, leg lost his right,
leg goes to, court takes the light rail to court
to sue. Him the judge threw out the. Case he,
said you don't have a leg to stand.

Speaker 10 (36:55):
On that's.

Speaker 15 (36:59):
RICH i got.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
One jenny, ready, well she had to be in searched
for ten hours and two more. Surgeries i'm sure that
they cost her arm and a. Leg bay got anything,
Right glad she's doing good, Though feel Good. Friday what
days are you guys in The State?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Fair we are gonna be The State fair for, sure
the First saturday The State fair from ten in the
morning till three in the. Afternoon we do like a
long marathon kind of a show and we just say,
hi and we play some. Games And Jonah murray is
going to come. BY i don't know what Time joana
is going to come, by but he's going to be.
There Probably benjamin is going to do some sort of
an improv. Game we just never. Know but we'll be

(37:37):
at The State, fair and then we'll be there sprinkled
through different. Days, also, YES i.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Will be there like five different. Days everybody else will
be there like two different. Days the whole squad will be.
THERE i think on the Next. Thursday the whole squad
there four days this.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Year, also there quite a BIT i think's probably there
four or five.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Days also four, days, Yep and as it gets, closer
we'll post like a full schedule in our. Socials that
way you can see and come say hi and buy
shirts and say you're kind of, hot you're kinda, hot
you're kinda.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Hot